Cursed Conlang Circus 3: ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
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JRG's submission to the CCC3, ıiƞͮƨ ɜvƽnͮȣvƨqgrͮȣ , is the language of playing a buzz tone on your phone, and sticking the phone's speaker in your mouth in order to "talk".
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00:00 -Intro
00:45 -Phonology
03:45 -Grammar
06:51 -Reading the Translation
Petition to call this language the Toothbrush Language
I’ll take it
instructions clear, my IBM 7094 achieved fluency
im making a computer/robot conlang and dangg
this phonology is WAY better than what i was doing, this is a huge inspiration
It's the throat singing language
sure it is
*phone _ringing_ language
Maybe learning throat singing, you can speak this language without a phone xD
Being it easy or not, is another tale.
@@Dorei02 Actually, I do know overtone singing already, so I can pronounce that abomination of a conlang with just my own voice if I had to.
It is terrifing. I think my frontal and auditorial core liquified. Good job!
Wait, I really succeeded in frying your brain?
@@juliangoulette7600 yes, yes.
@@juliangoulette7600he’s exaggerating
Great, now I can tell my shaving machine not to turn off in the middle of shaving
Sure you can
why does this sound like my microwave
well this year I've planed to make a conlang with my friend, but I didn't finish it in time
how moist was your phone speaker after this
not that much, suprisingly
Considering the bare minimum:
(/) 1 moment of silence
(+) High quality (audible)
(+) Bonus, < 10 minute explanation
(+) Cursed
(•) No bonus themes
Content wise:
Cursed phonology
Cursed romanization (though I think any romanization of the vowels would be necessarily cursed)
Jump scare in the translation by what , , are
this is so cool! (idk how to get the buzz tone or whatever)
if you have a phone with garage band, go to the sampler’s dog bark sound, shrink the play window to minimum lengh and move it to the highest amplitude region
then set looping on, and shrink the loop window down so the resulting played sound has a “meduim” pitch, and that’s where the lang’s buzz comes from
@@juliangoulette7600 that's the most obtuse way to get that
you had like 4 days
I would eat this language if it was food
You like my abomination that much?
@@juliangoulette7600 yeah why wouldn’t I
puts the language name in inoral case, but quite literally
@@aloysiuskurnia7643 Yes, the inoral case indeed
finally some good content
Ahh so this is the language the oh-woah from Livin’ On A Prayer is in.
It means “go, bro!”
So cool
Hi again, if you’d like to vote for quarter finals, here there are:
Toki Pona vs Klingon
Dothraki vs Lojban
Esperanto vs Kay(f)bop(t)
Ithkuil vs Laadan.
Thank you!
Also, the final results of first round were:
Volapük 1 Toki Pona 12
Dothraki 11 Poliespo 2
Esperanto 7 Quenya 5
Ithkuil 10 Na’vi 3
Brythenig 2 Laadan 10
Ido 3 Klingon 9
Interlingua 3 Lojban 9
Kelen 2 Kay(f)bop(t) 10
Toki Pona -Klingon's phono is imo unintentionally hideous
Lojban -I'm more familiar with this Engelang as I'm not a Game of Thrones fan
Kay(f)bop(t) -Again, this one was what made me starting actually conlanging in the first place
Láadan -A grammar and phono that tries to be elegant as opposed to Ithkuil's large phono size and extreme grammatical complexity
@@juliangoulette7600 Great, again in a day or two I’ll tell you the semifinalists! Thanks for voting!
@@juliangoulette7600klingons inventory is very intentionally hideous int it?
*One handed slow clap ^ 7 ^ 7*
How come?
@@juliangoulette7600I made a conlang called Toshcrap. Here is the IPA:
ʙ͡ʛf͡ʈ ⱱ ç c v d g g͡e ɘ ɴ m hhh h jhj hjh jjj jhjj vvv vv
i⁼ e⁼
Toshcrap in Toshcrap is ẗšcnr fili ň̌tarǐ̌̌.
Hi, here you have the semifinals if you want to vote:
Toki Pona vs Dothraki
Esperanto vs Ithkuil
@@Lingostuff 1. Toki Pona 2. Ithkuil
@@juliangoulette7600 Great, in a few days, I’ll tell you the grand final participants!
@@juliangoulette7600 It’s time, time to see the greatest conlang ever, Toki Pona vs Ithkuil, simplicity vs complexity…
@@Lingostuff Ithkuil wins by sheer effort into its grammar and its cursedness
@@juliangoulette7600 We’ll see…
Hello, I am going to make a small competition of well-known conlangs to see who wins, could you vote? This are the first round duels:
1. Volapük vs Toki Pona
2. Dothraki vs Poliespo
3. Esperanto vs Quenja
4. Ithkuil vs Na’vi
5. Brythenig vs Láadan
6. Ido vs Klingon
7. Interlingua vs Lojban
8. Kelen vs Kay(f)bop(t)
You just put the number and the conlang you prefer of each battle, thank you a lot!
@@Lingostuff
1. Toki Pona -more widely known
2. Poliespo -more infamously bad design features
3. Esperanto -as this is the most famous conlang, period
4. Ithkuil -arguably a cursed conlang
5. Láadan -tbh i haven’t heard of Brythenig before so idk what it’s like
6. Klingon -a fictional lang with an infamously assymetrical phoneme inventory
7. Lojban -a more famous engineered language
8. Kay(f)bop(t) -hearing about this lang was what made me start conlanging for real, that’s why i have a bunch of cursed conlangs
Thank you a lot for voting! I will tell you the qualifiers for second round
@@Lingostuff go ahead
First I need to get the answers from everyone I asked, then I will tell you the results, like in a day or two
@@Lingostuff noted
I would like to know how did you make this video, cause i need to make a video for my submission.
@@FloatingChameleon I just screen recorded a slideshow, that’s basically how
@@juliangoulette7600 What screen recorder?
I wish that speaker was me
but whyyyy 😭😭😭
this is for a contest for one: czcams.com/video/AcctlGjvLnY/video.htmlsi=E02s1eF9FH3-pI66
VIBRALANG™
To answer your question, I am u/JRGtheConlanger , yes.
@@juliangoulette7600cool! I'm weak salamander 5 digits, btw. The guy you chatted with that one time
@@DWithDiagonalStroke Like, or something? Tbh, I don't remember talking with you before.
@@juliangoulette7600 we chatted like 1-3 months ago check your chats
How do you do the harmonics thing?
Hum "oooooo" then go up to "ohhh" then "ahhh" try it
WTF
@@yajtubeteevee1677 Ik, right?
@@juliangoulette7600 true
Honestly, I think ıiη̆s зvˈ5n̆ŏvsqɡr̆ŏ is better than lingua franca nove, but not as good as toki pona making it the 2nd best conlang I've reviewed so far
ɒ ɒ̊ ɒʲ ɒ̊ʲ m
/p b f v m/
ɑ ɑ̊ ɑʲ ɑ̊ʲ n
/t d θ ð n/
q q̊ qʲ ƞ
/k ɡ x ŋ/
z z̊ zʲ z̊ʲ
/s z ʃ ʒ/
v/w г ɼ ı h
/w r j l h/
ɥ ɥ́ ƽ ƽ́
/ɪ iː ʊ uː/
b b́ j j́ jj
/ɛ eɪ ɒ əʊ ɔː/
ȣ g ǵ o
/ʌ æ ɑː ə/
gɥ gƽ jɥ ɥƽ
/aɪ aʊ ɔɪ juː/
ḿ ń í ŕ ŕ̥
/əm ən əl ɚ ɜː/
zj́ ɑ̊ʲɥz ɥz̊ mgɥ vɥгɑ̊ gnɑ̊ qŕ̥zɑ rj́mńgɥz̊b́zʲń oɒ̊ʲ omgrɥqń ɥƞq̊ıɥzʲ ɒ̊b́zɑ jɒʲ ɑ̊ʲɥz ɒ̊ʲɥɑ̊ɥj́. ɥɑ mb́ ɑb́q ɼƽ́ o wgɥı ɑƽ ȣnɑ̊ŕzɑgnɑ̊ ɑ̊ʲɥz zɒbıgƞ, ɒɥqȣz̊ ɥɑ ɑ̊ȣz̊ń‘ɑ ıƽq ıgɥq ıgɑń.