I once visited an old house where the previous owner, apparently an alcoholic woman of some wealth, just about turned every closet in the place into a "half-bathroom".
I can't help but think of the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko gets help from this handyman television show host of "I Can Probably Fix That", who doesn't know the difference between a hammer and a hemorrhoid, to fix his kitchen but ended up turning EVERY ROOM in Rocko's suburban home into a bathroom! Including the closet and the ball room!
Let's not forget the entire series of Do-It-Yourself Kits! Bedrooms and Bathrooms! Closets and Bathrooms! Dens and Bathrooms! Hallways and Bathrooms! Rumpus Rooms and Bathrooms! Bathrooms and Bathrooms!
This is kind of like that one Rocco's Modern Life episode where a home improvement celebrity makes _every room_ in Rocco's house a bathroom, except with kitchens.
I think the idea is only sound if the only point is to say you've built a "Seven Kitch', no-bath" outside of that very specific and awkward reason, the logic of the design falls apart.
I mean, it's not so bad unless you like outhouses, and bathing with a hose and wash tin in the front yard. Don't know how the HOA would feel about it though.
Actually reflects Peter’s life perfectly. He eats relentlessly, so every room a kitchen would suit him, and he does use the kitchen sink as a toilet quite a lot (“who threw up in the sink?” Baba O’Reilly ensues)
Can we get a family guy episode that gives more screen time to Cleveland's family? As someone who moved around a lot as a kid, Roberta and Rolo moving to Rhode Island and slowly adjusting would be a good episode. Especially since its very different from the South
@@gamingary yeah but now we have other Family Guy characters to help. Would be interesting if their kids became friends Imagine Rollo with Stewie's weapons
i live in Maryland. i cant even have second kitchen. the county permitting office denied my permit for a kitchenet in the basement den/ game room/ bar, saying that single family is only allowed to have one kitchen. They said if i want a second kitchen, i would have to apply permit for Accessory Dwelling Units. which would increase my tax a lot, while losing primary residence tax credit. Montgomery county is very NAZ|y
i knew a guy who tried to poop in a sink, not a kitchen sink tough. it was his first time being invited over to dinner at his gf parents house, and he was nervous, very nervous, and the nervousness did things to his stomach. so during dinner he gathered all his courage asked to be excused and discreetly ran to the bathroom. it was not a bathroom... it was essentially just a room with a sink. i suppose so guests at the dining room can wash their hands or fix their makeup without actually getting in the actual living part of the house... is not something you see often. then you can guess what happened.
Duuuude, as a kid, when my little sister was using the toilet, I'd go sit on the sink and piss in it. My dad had to convince me to stop it by telling me Sakura Haruno doesn't do that. 😂
anyone who has rented in a student house with a bedroom sink knows this too be true. I brushed my teeth in that sink once. Probably pissed in it about 300 times
This is so borrowed from Rocko's Modern Life, only the crazy fix-it guy in that show made all of Rocko's rooms bathrooms. "What? You can never have too many bathrooms!"
Sudden urge to launch The Sims and turn every houses into a seven-kitch', no bath.
Nice pfp
Please do
Post a video when you do it
great idea
@Henry The bluey yes
I love the idea of a house with seven kitchens and nothing else.
Fuck it
A kitchen with seven kitchens and nothing else
@@R.NGrant We heard you liked kitchens so we kitchened your kitchen so you can kitchen a nice kitchen while you kitchen your kitchen…
Only if every fridge is stocked. Imagine going kitchen to kitchen and they are all empty. That’s probably what hell is.
@@nick1834 And there’s always a house mate who comes out of a kitchen you just checked carrying a plate of food they claim they found in the fridge.
@@nick1834 They actually did a joke like that in the "fat camp" episode lmao!
"When it's not my story they give me an empty book" Family Guy meta-humor gets hilarious sometimes.
Reminds me of when Brian and Stewie go back in time and watch their past selves just freeze during the cutaway's.
I love that line
It would be like when you are walking through the Lowes kitchen section. Just awesomeness.
or menards
I love refrigerators!
It was nice of Hayley Smith to agree to narrate the show.
@Rideable Sun yeah of course she’s gonna get paid for it it’s her job they have to pay her but I’m pretty sure she can say no
@@juicywewe2176 she's Seth McFarlane sister
@@Guadalajara1937 as my favorite CZcams would say, “What a Twist”
She does alot of voices on Family Guy too
I didn’t realize that was her…
Just like when every room in Rocko's house was transformed into a bathroom.
I remember that episode and that show... good times
My bathroom is a bathroom
I once visited an old house where the previous owner, apparently an alcoholic woman of some wealth, just about turned every closet in the place into a "half-bathroom".
Even the bathroom was a bathroom!
@@scockery if you’re chronically blackout drunk, every room is a “half bathroom”
"Sinks are basically toilets."
with holes. and water.
To Peter, they are. He throws up in the sink a lot (Baba O’Reilly karaoke scene). Not a stretch to imagine him doing everything else in there.
Just make sure ya crap in the one with the garbage disposal to tear up the toilet paper
Remind me to never have you over🤮
My brother believes so… sick bastard.
“I’m a mom, I love those shows”
I can vouch for this joke. My mom loves HGTV
@@brassboy212 same with mine
Agreed with previous 2 comments
@@GoHazyQuietSexAngel The sentiment conveyed in the previous three comments accurately aligns with my current situation
Yes
What I love most about this is scene is how the show recognizes that the renovation is nonsense but still presents the episode in an upbeat way. 🤣
I just realized that Peter keeps repeating phrases in this episode because he's off his OCD meds.
I would love to see Lois join Peter in that project.
Simpsons did it.
and that is why you don't write for Family Guy. No one likes Lois. Or Meg. or Chris.
@Strange Visions I like Chris. Mostly the original Chris.
@@mauriceisaac3646 Family Guy did it better
@@quackster8295 Define "better".
I can't help but think of the Rocko's Modern Life episode where Rocko gets help from this handyman television show host of "I Can Probably Fix That", who doesn't know the difference between a hammer and a hemorrhoid, to fix his kitchen but ended up turning EVERY ROOM in Rocko's suburban home into a bathroom! Including the closet and the ball room!
"What, are you crazy? You can never have enough bathrooms" - Bob "Bucky" Taylor
@@Alex_Valentine "Get out of my house you wacko!"
I was literally thinking that
That’s right! That’s why it’s so familiar.
Let's not forget the entire series of Do-It-Yourself Kits!
Bedrooms and Bathrooms!
Closets and Bathrooms!
Dens and Bathrooms!
Hallways and Bathrooms!
Rumpus Rooms and Bathrooms!
Bathrooms and Bathrooms!
Seth sounds a little raspy. I can’t imagine his voice isn’t getting tired after all these years.
That, and he’s getting older.
You see that “lawn”. Imagine it as a kitchen
The master kitchen looks cosy
I would buy a house with 7 kitchen's and turn it into one of those restaurants where they cook the food infront of you.
There's no dining rooms. Just kitchen
I would absolutely love to see an hgtv show like this where they take houses and turn them into ridiculous messes like this
As someone who pisses in sinks, everywhere I go, I can safely say that Peter is on to something.
Shhhhh... you'll ruin it for the rest of us.
It's great and saves on water too
what happens when you have to take a shit
@@dlfn7623 nothing, you still do it
That.. that sounds more expensive than just doing a standard remodel.
This is kind of like that one Rocco's Modern Life episode where a home improvement celebrity makes _every room_ in Rocco's house a bathroom, except with kitchens.
Uselessly brilliant
angry "Why do you keep saying that?" had me loling
I think the idea is only sound if the only point is to say you've built a "Seven Kitch', no-bath" outside of that very specific and awkward reason, the logic of the design falls apart.
Lois’ reaction is gold
I hope he get didn't get the run around when buying those overalls at the John Popper estate sale.
You can have food in any room
"Five Front Doors" looks pretty good too
Why is this so good and so ridiculous at the same time
This would make for a fantastic group of ghost delivery-only restaurants. Fire hazards would be 5x more awful and uncontrollable though.
But, does it have five doors?
It's all fun and games until you wanna go number 2 to the bathroom
"Ned, you ever try lugging a toilet up a flight of stairs?" Chief Wiggum
no one:
me in the Sims:
Rocko's Modern Life did the same gag decades ago. Every room was turned into a bathroom.
I was thinking, how will be the life of a person / family who lives in nonsense 7 kitch', no bath renovation? I wish they include the experience 😂😂😂
I think it would feel like The Sims
I mean, it's not so bad unless you like outhouses, and bathing with a hose and wash tin in the front yard.
Don't know how the HOA would feel about it though.
You mean
Good video Good scenes 👍
Actually reflects Peter’s life perfectly. He eats relentlessly, so every room a kitchen would suit him, and he does use the kitchen sink as a toilet quite a lot (“who threw up in the sink?” Baba O’Reilly ensues)
I bet that if Louis did join Peter with the house project, her only line would just be: PETAAAAA
I can confirm what Peter says
Taking a shit in the garbage disposal is an intriguing idea.
I like how there show and show name have nothing else apart from adding massive amounts of the same thing
It would still be sold for like 500k where I live.
I hear you Lois, this first act shenanigan would have been perfect for a husband and wife pairing
Seven kitchens and No baths.
Gordon Ramsay : I'll take it.
A house with only kitchen. Q dream come true for every stoner. But every kitchen needs a TV with awesome cartoons on repeat.
I like how that family is just random people
So one giant kitchen
Didn't know this was a jerma stream archive channel
Can we get a family guy episode that gives more screen time to Cleveland's family?
As someone who moved around a lot as a kid, Roberta and Rolo moving to Rhode Island and slowly adjusting would be a good episode. Especially since its very different from the South
They tried that it was called the cleveland show
@@gamingary yeah but now we have other Family Guy characters to help. Would be interesting if their kids became friends
Imagine Rollo with Stewie's weapons
Me and the other youtube commentators will see if we can pull some strings.
So basically the set of a food network show which happens to be the only other channel that my mom watches besides hgtv
If you haven’t peed in a sink you aren’t one of the boys
I cant fucking wait for session 19 to be on Disney plus.
Seven kitch no bath
Would it be wrong to eat bacon with a Peppa Pig Fork
Only if it's raw.
It would be wrong to eat bacon, the fork is fine.
...wut?
With no bathrooms, the people who live in those houses are gonna have to crap where they eat!
i live in Maryland. i cant even have second kitchen.
the county permitting office denied my permit for a kitchenet in the basement den/ game room/ bar, saying that single family is only allowed to have one kitchen. They said if i want a second kitchen, i would have to apply permit for Accessory Dwelling Units. which would increase my tax a lot, while losing primary residence tax credit.
Montgomery county is very NAZ|y
So just build it anyway.
Hunny you up?
Yeah I’m in the kitchen
Which one! WHICH ONE!!
Five Front Doors on the last frame
You would think Peter would like bathrooms he is known to spend huge amounts of time pooping! 🚽 💩
Think about this, toilets are basically just sinks. Both are just holes with water. Let that "sink in". 😂
i knew a guy who tried to poop in a sink, not a kitchen sink tough.
it was his first time being invited over to dinner at his gf parents house, and he was nervous, very nervous, and the nervousness did things to his stomach.
so during dinner he gathered all his courage asked to be excused and discreetly ran to the bathroom.
it was not a bathroom... it was essentially just a room with a sink.
i suppose so guests at the dining room can wash their hands or fix their makeup without actually getting in the actual living part of the house... is not something you see often.
then you can guess what happened.
Oof...
Have they ever shot a scene in the side portion of the house?
Five front doors
But which will room everyone hang out in at house parties
Fiiiiiiiiiiive front doors
Also, remember to never use anything in the kitchen except for the microwave oven. Kitchens are for showing off to guests and nothing else.
I think Peters Stomach is Speaking for him again
And if I want a kitchen in my kitchen ?
Friendly reminder to lower your volume back down before going to another video.
Hahaha hilarious
Duuuude, as a kid, when my little sister was using the toilet, I'd go sit on the sink and piss in it. My dad had to convince me to stop it by telling me Sakura Haruno doesn't do that. 😂
This man is not wrong about sinks …holes with water
So true broooo, drunk me is just peter, I love the guy, the family guy, ba dum ts
anyone who has rented in a student house with a bedroom sink knows this too be true. I brushed my teeth in that sink once. Probably pissed in it about 300 times
I hope there's a gas station bathroom near by 😏
🎞
So Pretty much the opposite of that Rocko's modern life episode..
Is it just me or does Peter’s voice sound deeper this season?
A sink is like a toilet? 😂😂😂😂
Who would go in the sink!!??
I know lol
Ever been to college dorms?
Peter
Someone peed in the water fountain during my first night of college.
so did they steal the joke from south park or the other way around? which came first?
South Park already did the home improvement show jokes
Family guy
The off voice is Hayley's voice
Should have used Bob “Bucky” Taylor, you’d have plenty of bathrooms.
Nonsence, that's what we all Laughed at.
This is so borrowed from Rocko's Modern Life, only the crazy fix-it guy in that show made all of Rocko's rooms bathrooms.
"What? You can never have too many bathrooms!"
I pee in the sink. It's a hole with water.
I took a dump in my sink and it got clogged 😔
Is the narrator Rachel MacFarlane?
I remember one PMQ session where David Cameron kept mocking Ed Milliband for having two kitchens.
0:48
I love HGTV
Are you a mom?
What if someone asked you what your job was and you said “i repost family guy episodes on youtube”
Lois sounds like a parrot
I go in the sink all the time.. wayy easier
This was basically the A-Team episode but as contractors and more stupidity.
South park did it
THIS OLD HOUSE reference if anyone wondering