30 Minutes of Donald Trump Jokes

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  • 30 Minutes of Donald Trump Jokes. ENJOY!
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    Love him or hate him, but better accept that Ex-President Donald Trump is part of our life's and brought us all many laughs over the years. Trump is not only good at being funny, but also at being at the receiving end of jokes like we have seen in his Roast: The Roast of Donald Trump. The politician is a big fan of comedy and surely doesn't mind a 30min best of compilation about him.
    This compilation features Shane Gillis, Trevor Noah, David Lucas, Andrew Schulz, David Cross and many more.
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  • @nobodyknows3180
    @nobodyknows3180 Před 2 měsíci +40

    Melania was telling her friend about Donald's recent birthday, she had bought him a parrot, "He's so excited, he's already taught it 200 words and it's only been two weeks!" Her friend however was skeptical, "You do realize, it's only a dumb animal, with no idea of what those words mean, or how to use them in a sentence, right?" Melania thought for a second, then replied, "Well, it doesn't matter. Neither does the parrot."

    • @bradg1440
      @bradg1440 Před měsícem +2

      That's hilarious! Biden is so much smarter! Have you actually listened to Biden talk? He's so brilliant!

    • @WitchagainstTrump
      @WitchagainstTrump Před 24 dny

      😂😂😂😂

    • @K.Spade7902
      @K.Spade7902 Před 21 dnem

      ​@@bradg1440
      Biden is just OLD. He's older than Trump!

  • @tcf70tyrannosapiensbonsai
    @tcf70tyrannosapiensbonsai Před 3 měsíci +58

    The weird thing is, that the expectation of comedy makes the audience laugh about the ugliest truth. Trump should prosecuted for every single topic that David Cross is mentioning at 17:03 in a single trial. Trump is bending reality like a real dictator, in a Democracy. And he's still not rotting in the darkest moistiest hole.
    Great Performance, David Cross!😊❤

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci

      You're fully insane and I am terrified that there are SO many hateful, falsely educated, emotionally unstable, people running around on this Earth. Trump never did anything wrong to you. Biden has the world in shambles and it's mind blowing people refuse to see it. 😂

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 Před 3 měsíci

      Trevor Noah did a side by side of Trump with some African dictators. Trump has got it. He'll make a good one.

  • @DukeFabian
    @DukeFabian Před 3 měsíci +912

    The best trump joke I ever heard was when he said that he was smart and would never lie.

    • @TheBswan
      @TheBswan Před 3 měsíci +15

      Funny and true! You'd be great on MSNBC with such an original perspective

    • @CerealDust-nStuff
      @CerealDust-nStuff Před 3 měsíci +18

      Biden is really smart, and he never ever tells lies. 🙄

    • @samdogg6921
      @samdogg6921 Před 3 měsíci +52

      Mine is when he told his rally supporters that they wouldn't be able to pass a dementia test but he Aced it... lmfao

    • @jongalleog3486
      @jongalleog3486 Před 3 měsíci +7

      🎯 nailed it !

    • @vitolast5199
      @vitolast5199 Před 3 měsíci +58

      My favourite is, “I have very good words. The best words.”😂

  • @robrobbey
    @robrobbey Před 3 měsíci +227

    Trump for prison 2024.

  • @jackorear2536
    @jackorear2536 Před 3 měsíci +42

    The best thing I heard him say was about the Rolling Stones telling him to stop playing their music at his rallies. He said " they are so un-American " Really, a British rock band was un-American? Yes, a true stable genius!😅😅

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci +1

      You can be anti-American and have a different nationality genius.😂

    • @jackorear2536
      @jackorear2536 Před 3 měsíci

      @@brandonmaher1109 hahahahaha

  • @zuluvegans6897
    @zuluvegans6897 Před 3 měsíci +49

    Best Trump joke for me as a South African was when he compared himself to the great Nelson Nelson a couple of months ago, comparing his DoJ persecution to Mandela’s 😂😂😂

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 Před měsícem +6

      I apologize on behalf of the sane Americans

    • @thevolatilitywhisperer7616
      @thevolatilitywhisperer7616 Před 14 dny

      It is similar. Corrupt state, committing lawfare against political opponent. You don't have to like the guy, but this crap is crazy corrupt.

  • @kcha2004
    @kcha2004 Před 3 měsíci +70

    Keep America Trumpless !!!!

    • @EricNeely-el2ji
      @EricNeely-el2ji Před 2 měsíci

      No we need get rid the coward left lying tv media.

  • @dianahunter3555
    @dianahunter3555 Před 3 měsíci +32

    Hey, now they can use the Trump Tower to house the homeless. Perfection!

  • @Angelofmcy
    @Angelofmcy Před 3 měsíci +25

    Funniest thing I ever hear the Dumpster say..that he was going to "Make crime illegal"! I guess he should stop commiting crimes then!

    • @thevolatilitywhisperer7616
      @thevolatilitywhisperer7616 Před 14 dny

      What crime did he commit? Plus, crime isn't illegal in alot of ways. Our border, NYC and Cali allows theft. It's 🤪

    • @Angelofmcy
      @Angelofmcy Před 14 dny

      @@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 Stay tuned..I'm positive one of the EIGHTY EIGHT FELONY CHARGES AGAINST HIM WILL STICK!😂😂🤣

  • @KatherineHudson-rk2bp
    @KatherineHudson-rk2bp Před 3 měsíci +838

    Dude said he missed trump. Well if you missed him, reload and aim again.

    • @RachanaDixon
      @RachanaDixon Před 3 měsíci +53

      Omg lmao we need to get you on stage at open mic! That's legit hilarious😂😂

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 Před 3 měsíci +36

      😂😂😂👍. Step closer too.

    • @darin5794
      @darin5794 Před 3 měsíci +36

      Double tap 😂

    • @jongalleog3486
      @jongalleog3486 Před 3 měsíci +23

      🎯

    • @DonaldFrazier-bc3uq
      @DonaldFrazier-bc3uq Před 3 měsíci +28

      THAT'S A PERFECT JOKE ON DUMP💩💩💩💩😷

  • @Countryboy071
    @Countryboy071 Před 3 měsíci +138

    Is it me or does Trump talk more about himself and how others think of him rather than talk about politics?

    • @747492WW
      @747492WW Před 3 měsíci +12

      His favorite words are “ I” and “me.”

    • @ivanivonovich9863
      @ivanivonovich9863 Před 3 měsíci +14

      @@747492WW Or when he say's that someone called him "sir." Especially when it is a foreign dignitary. Like anyone who is anybody would call him "sir."

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 Před 2 měsíci +13

      Yes its called Narcissistic Personality Disorder and is what he is most well known for. Are you just learning about this now?

    • @user-pz9rk5im4i
      @user-pz9rk5im4i Před 2 měsíci +5

      Narcissist.

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@user-pz9rk5im4i absolutely. Looking at speeches when he was in office was the same then.

  • @adamdiebold6412
    @adamdiebold6412 Před 3 měsíci +43

    The biggest laugh we will ever get from Trump is watching him wear a xxxl orange jumpsuit.

    • @TimBear-px9gj
      @TimBear-px9gj Před měsícem

      No, no, no... Trump makes me look skinny as hell, and I wear xxxxxl. I could get by with a xxxxl but I like loose clothes.

    • @robertkaye5434
      @robertkaye5434 Před měsícem +1

      My preference is a full metal jacket.

  • @michaelcosgrove6908
    @michaelcosgrove6908 Před 3 měsíci +314

    I always liked it when he would say he came up with the greatest health care ever and he would show it in Two weeks, he did that about 40 times.

    • @samdogg6921
      @samdogg6921 Před 3 měsíci +23

      Same with is cooked taxes lol

    • @danieldurfee4901
      @danieldurfee4901 Před 3 měsíci +40

      And dont forget, next week is infrastructure week, for the 300th time.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@danieldurfee4901Pffft, you beat me to it.

    • @tamarrajames3590
      @tamarrajames3590 Před 3 měsíci +25

      Everything was coming in two weeks…didn’t matter what it was, the answer was always two weeks. I think he meant the second Tuesday of next week.🖤🇨🇦

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +11

      Then presented Obama Care, with a different name...

  • @MickeyMousePark
    @MickeyMousePark Před 2 měsíci +28

    the line about trump calling thousands of governors ..Trump also said he talked to the president of Puerto Rico ...

    • @GltrGal17
      @GltrGal17 Před 25 dny +4

      I remember when he said that he planned to meet with the President of the (US) Virgin Islands, and one of his aides told his that was him.

  • @user-xz6qk9wf9j
    @user-xz6qk9wf9j Před 3 měsíci +882

    Breaking: Trump's Presidential library has just burnt down, both books were incinerated. What's worse he hadn't even colored in one of them!

  • @markprinsloo4258
    @markprinsloo4258 Před 3 měsíci +96

    He was seriously contemplating exploding a nuclear device over the continental United States to attempt to divert a natural phenomenon. The biggest joke is the fact that he has convinced many Americans to vote for him again!

    • @leceillebeckmeyer3195
      @leceillebeckmeyer3195 Před 3 měsíci +11

      It’s funny but also very scary.

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci

      The biggest joke, Christians voting for an adulterous liar who slanders people until a court forces him to stop...
      The honest and fair folk are anything but honest or fair when judging one of their own...they are basicly cheering for the anti-Christ, and they have no problems with that, either...Christianity is the biggest joke, and Donald wrote that joke....

    • @howtheheckru8102
      @howtheheckru8102 Před 3 měsíci +6

      I really liked where he told us nobody knew how wet a hurricane was.

    • @borano2031
      @borano2031 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@howtheheckru8102 Could you imagine your ears picking up what the mouth just said in that moment?? Rgr

    • @brye687
      @brye687 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@howtheheckru8102
      "Wet from the standpoint of water"

  • @billjackson1317
    @billjackson1317 Před 3 měsíci +36

    Trump saying he did more for Blacks than Lincoln, 🤪

    • @sabastianconnrey6319
      @sabastianconnrey6319 Před 22 dny

      It's true, minus the slavery that Lincoln helped end. But slavery didn't exist under Trump, if it had, he would have ended that too.

  • @evanpatterson7098
    @evanpatterson7098 Před 3 měsíci +33

    I still remember when we thought dubyah was the stupid one.😂😂

    • @jackderipper2233
      @jackderipper2233 Před 3 měsíci

      Agreed! The electoral college has given America its two worst presidents; Bush 2 and trump.

  • @bigmack1320
    @bigmack1320 Před 3 měsíci +30

    The guy with the sheet of paper Nailed it 100percent, He named all of trumps bull to the tee!!!!

    • @brye687
      @brye687 Před 3 měsíci +5

      That's David Cross

    • @jaimequintanillar.1247
      @jaimequintanillar.1247 Před měsícem

      The fact that you're unable to identify the guy who played "Analrapist" Tobias Funke says a lot about his talent and prowess.

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 Před 25 dny

      That would be the great David Cross.

  • @umbs2581
    @umbs2581 Před 3 měsíci +217

    Zelinsky told jokes, became President and is the military leader of his country
    Trump is a draft dodger, became President and is a joke!!

    • @umbs2581
      @umbs2581 Před měsícem

      @@RobertMattison-pp6uf
      You are laughing at your own joke when you said DJT is a "find" example for a young man to follow.

    • @Mark-kq6ch
      @Mark-kq6ch Před měsícem

      Zelensky has taken control of all media and suspended elections, ie: he's doing what they claim Trump will do and they are supporting him 100%. Odd.

    • @JennyJeong425
      @JennyJeong425 Před 17 dny

      ​@@RobertMattison-pp6uf"He a find example for young man to follow". God bless our ret@rds, ladies amd gentlemen.

  • @H0lland0ates79
    @H0lland0ates79 Před 3 měsíci +134

    The biggest Trump joke is Trump himself😂

    • @juanarteaga5741
      @juanarteaga5741 Před 2 měsíci

      Damn right!! 👍💯

    • @gigigogo41
      @gigigogo41 Před měsícem

      Webster 's dictionary definition of Trump is... fraudster 🐂💨
      or trickster 🎃
      It's all in the brand name🎺🪗🤥 👀

  • @pozzythump868
    @pozzythump868 Před 3 měsíci +32

    "I just figured something out... U.-S. spells US!!!"

    • @PaulaMion
      @PaulaMion Před 2 měsíci

      LOL Yeah he never misses an opportunity to demonstrate just what an idiot he is...lol

  • @hectorarizaga4741
    @hectorarizaga4741 Před 2 měsíci +32

    Trump .. we have invisible planes ..
    Really you can't see them lol😂

  • @billjackson1317
    @billjackson1317 Před 3 měsíci +26

    What about Trump taking about revolutionary war and how the airports were shut down 🤪

    • @patriciadupont6930
      @patriciadupont6930 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah, that’s my favourite trumpism. And because he said it during his inauguration speech I think a whole lot of people missed it. I thought for a moment that I didn’t hear it right.

    • @chel5105
      @chel5105 Před 2 měsíci +1

      My favorite too

  • @Gorillafishing
    @Gorillafishing Před 3 měsíci +126

    TRE45ON

  • @JGold-cu5mo
    @JGold-cu5mo Před 2 měsíci +15

    Trump Joke: Why does Tucker have an orange tongue.

  • @user-st7nu3ij3v
    @user-st7nu3ij3v Před 3 měsíci +228

    One thing trump has done is creat a vast wealth of comics ridiculing him.bigly😅

    • @SSheezCrafty
      @SSheezCrafty Před 3 měsíci

      Again to quote Patton Oswalt, nobody needs comics making trump jokes
      Trump is the greatest joke himself and anybody who disagrees won't hear some trump jokes and come to an epiphany. Comedians didn't do well with trump jokes because people were watching trump for laughs, they didn't need to hear a clever joke about it after. Obama humor like key and Peele did well because they picked up on subtle things and exaggerated them for humor. Bill Clinton and Hillary Clinton jokes did well because they both were blatantly carrying on an act while hiding an elephant in the room, that were humorously exploited as a larger political commentary. Sarah palin jokes were successful because people who might have voted for her and weren't well informed and didn't do their due diligence, as the type who would vote for her wouldn't, they could be persuaded that shes a bimbo and a hypocrite who doesn't believe in what she says or the country she lives in, sneaking about in Canada to use their socialist healthcare, and Democrats just got a hoot out of Tina feys impression, bringing to the surface what is just barely hidden underneath.
      But as Patton Oswalt said, if there's a monkey in a funny costume throwing shit at people and I ask if you want to hear some jokes I wrote about it, the answer is no, I'll just keep watching the monkey

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci

      Actually no. He had the country headed in a decent direction and things were fairly normal. Biden immediately reversed all the policies out of spite and has our country in absolutely terror. And is the most incompetent president we've ever had. 😂

  • @leemckenna8214
    @leemckenna8214 Před 3 měsíci +213

    "Trump looks like someone playing a President in spoof porno." Might be my favorite line, at least, of the week so far. Its so accurate 🤣

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 Před 3 měsíci +1

      You've just put me off my favourite channels 😂

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Countryboy071I saw a spoof porn on an airplane with the stewardess giving the capt oral relief, like in the Airplane movie spoof. #45 would fit the dominatrix's slave role, in a pink dress, but to save his dignity, a proper wig.

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Yeah he nailed it with that one. Never could figure out what it was about the look of Trump that reminded me of something but that is exactly what it is.

    • @herchelleonwood7463
      @herchelleonwood7463 Před 2 měsíci

      @@Countryboy071 porn ?

  • @bethnorrod5942
    @bethnorrod5942 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Theres been a lot of hilarious Trump moments, but my husband and I and my FIL and his girlfriend were watching Trumpy Trump and the Culty Bunch's 4th of July Spectacular and drinking margaritas when he went off the rails about the Revolutionary War and talked about the airports and ramparts and we all laughed so hard we were crying.

  • @Aud2336
    @Aud2336 Před 3 měsíci +403

    Ironic that trump himself, is the biggest joke of all.

    • @shydreamguyman4098
      @shydreamguyman4098 Před 3 měsíci +13

      All this is true - he Lived in the US his whole life didn't know about the 4th of July till 2019. Was going to make us celebrate it in June .
      Doesn't know there already was a 2nd World War . Thinks we had airports in the 1700s . Said he already was President of the US for Decades and Decades .

    • @ilovegod7539
      @ilovegod7539 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I’d say the joke is that people thought Biden would do better and actually believe he is currently it’s unbelievably laughable

    • @martinlouis911
      @martinlouis911 Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@ilovegod7539 its even funnier how neither one can be criticized without people instantly taking that as an endorsement of the other lol

    • @WilliamSmith-ko6cw
      @WilliamSmith-ko6cw Před 3 měsíci +23

      He IS the reason other countries are laughing at us !

    • @KardashevIII
      @KardashevIII Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@ilovegod7539🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @Bob-lh4mg
    @Bob-lh4mg Před 3 měsíci +80

    Seriously trump and his whole maga bullshit is going to go down in history as the laughing stock of America for generations 😂

    • @jackydraycott4481
      @jackydraycott4481 Před měsícem +3

      Couldn’t agree more! It’s scary for Americans, I’m so glad I don’t have to live there. It’s morbidly fascinating!! 🥹

    • @TimBear-px9gj
      @TimBear-px9gj Před měsícem +4

      It's far too late to say _"Is going to",_ because he has been the laughing stock of America since 2015.

    • @paulmackay7265
      @paulmackay7265 Před 26 dny +2

      @@TimBear-px9gj Since the mid 80s actually.

    • @gwayne919
      @gwayne919 Před 23 dny

      It took a long time for the people who knew the truth about the turd to go public since his pastime is suing everybody who said anything about him that he wanted to hide.

  • @cherrydragon2024
    @cherrydragon2024 Před 3 měsíci +60

    I would have liked to know the name of the guy who had the sheet of paper and read off all the horrible things that trump did. I would like to watch more of him.

    • @richardvale214
      @richardvale214 Před 3 měsíci +14

      David Cross. I agree, very funny, great sarcasm.

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 Před 2 měsíci +10

      Yeah that's David Cross and he is basically a legend. Very funny guy, very long and funny career.

    • @joepons329
      @joepons329 Před měsícem +1

      He was in Men in black .

    • @richardvale214
      @richardvale214 Před měsícem +1

      He was also Tobias Funke in the Netflix series Arrested Development. He has some comedy specials, too.

    • @cherrydragon2024
      @cherrydragon2024 Před měsícem

      @@joepons329 Thank you!

  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah Před 3 měsíci +91

    To all those in the comments complaining about Trevor Noah's bit...
    You're probably missing a bit of the context,
    The clip is from a show he created specifically for a South African audience.
    😎🇿🇦🤲🏼🕋👍🏼

    • @MsUppie
      @MsUppie Před 3 měsíci +13

      They don’t know where South Africa is.

    • @jamespohl-md2eq
      @jamespohl-md2eq Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@MsUppieChina?

    • @Obeythebeard
      @Obeythebeard Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@MsUppieThey are probably the same people who ask what's in a Gin and tonic.

    • @williamevans3148
      @williamevans3148 Před 3 měsíci +12

      This American digs Trevor Noah... always will.

    • @termintor1
      @termintor1 Před 2 měsíci

      Yeah, maybe, but I was laughing from the start of the video then he came on... Shit comedian in my opinion, annoying voice and crap jokes

  • @chrischang3002
    @chrischang3002 Před 3 měsíci +133

    Despite the comedians’ best efforts at being incoherent and rambling they all make more sense than trump

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 2 měsíci

      Comedians trying to sound as incoherent as Trump is like Weird Al trying to sound as incoherent as Kurt Cobain.

    • @sabastianconnrey6319
      @sabastianconnrey6319 Před 22 dny

      I think u meant to say that the comedians' all make more sense than Biden, because when Trump speaks I can actually understand what he is saying. But when Biden speaks for more than a few words, I don't know what the F*ck he is TRYING to say. I feel so bad for biden's stenographer, it must be so hard to try and figure out what they should actually type down 😫🤯🤕🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 21 dnem

      @@sabastianconnrey6319 I'm not even going to pretend I don't understand you. You know that we all know that you're not stupid enough to actually believe that. Why do you choose to be evil?

    • @chrischang3002
      @chrischang3002 Před 21 dnem +1

      @@sabastianconnrey6319 Biden speaks too softly for the mike to pickup the sound. I think that’s your difficulty. When Biden speaks he is focused structured and to the point. Unlike trump. He is loud enough to be heard but he is disorganised, rambling and difficult to understand unless you have a history with him.

    • @sabastianconnrey6319
      @sabastianconnrey6319 Před 21 dnem +1

      🤣🤣🤣 must be interesting to live in this alternate reality u are speaking of. Good luck to u in life buddy, sounds like ur gonna need it 😜

  • @davidwallace8388
    @davidwallace8388 Před 2 měsíci +66

    i still watch the video of trump speaking to the UN....and they laughed at him. cracks me up every time

    • @Tahir_Ali
      @Tahir_Ali Před měsícem +4

      It will be funnier when they laugh at him going to jail.

    • @MrsHecklefish
      @MrsHecklefish Před 27 dny +2

      Yep, and he says they laugh at us now. They probably are but it's because they still haven't gotten over his crapping himself on live t.v. I know I sure haven't.

  • @user-ni1gi8gr9d
    @user-ni1gi8gr9d Před 3 měsíci +331

    The best Trump jokes are him bragging about his "unique and second to none" intellectual prowess. I mean, his uncle was a professor at MIT........😂😂

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I loved it when Stormy described his 🍄 and he tried to counter that...a frekin president talking about his lil penis! Good grief! Every time you think he couldn't be more ridiculous he tops himself. He gives comedians so much material!

    • @zarakikon6352
      @zarakikon6352 Před 3 měsíci +14

      Yeah, I could never understand that logic. I seriously doubt any of Einstein's family ever said that.

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +1

      My favorite joke, "Im a Christian, who CHEATS, STEALS, LIES, ASSAULTS WOMEN, SLANDERS PEOPLE UNTIL THEY SUE ME"....hahahah, what a fella!

    • @CerealDust-nStuff
      @CerealDust-nStuff Před 3 měsíci +7

      Biden bragged about graduating at the top of his class 🤣

    • @billysummers1616
      @billysummers1616 Před 3 měsíci +43

      ​@@CerealDust-nStuffAnd Trump brags about passing a dementia test......

  • @sarahbass6116
    @sarahbass6116 Před 3 měsíci +36

    PRICELESS !!!!
    the world will never forget the plethora of trump jokes.
    the biggest joke was the day he was born.

  • @solo-zm5dr
    @solo-zm5dr Před 3 měsíci +102

    And people wonder why the US is not being taken seriously anymore 😂

    • @saruflan5441
      @saruflan5441 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Not just for Trump, my friend...

    • @joemoody2626
      @joemoody2626 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Same with Ukraine a literal comedian is in charge which makes since considering the clown world we live in

    • @kayleighgroenendal8473
      @kayleighgroenendal8473 Před 3 měsíci +12

      ​@@joemoody2626literally none of this has to do with Ukraine 😂

    • @joemoody2626
      @joemoody2626 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@kayleighgroenendal8473 a comedian took the charge of Ukraine just like a comedian is the best option for president that was the comparison

    • @kayleighgroenendal8473
      @kayleighgroenendal8473 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@joemoody2626 nope

  • @bt60613
    @bt60613 Před 3 měsíci +47

    Did Mexico pay for that wall after all?? Wait. Never mind. There’s no wall.

    • @staceypendergraft140
      @staceypendergraft140 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ... But so many of his supporters helped pay for it. 😂😂😂

    • @aliceputt3133
      @aliceputt3133 Před 2 měsíci

      Bannon took the wall money then Trump pardoned him. Probably got a kickback.

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 Před měsícem

      Literally tho. Biden has "built more wall" than trump

  • @saralynn518
    @saralynn518 Před 3 měsíci +32

    I kinda miss Bushisms. Bush was more like a struggling child and Trump is the man-child with a tantrum.

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Trump makes Bush the Second look smart and full of integrity

    • @playinglifeoneasy9226
      @playinglifeoneasy9226 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Trump is like a raging cold sore.

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 3 měsíci

      Ewww but funny comment@@playinglifeoneasy9226

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 Před 2 měsíci

      ..on a leper's anus@@playinglifeoneasy9226

  • @dianecheney4141
    @dianecheney4141 Před 3 měsíci +261

    My best trumpism was when he went to visit American Virgin Islands and he said he met the President

    • @RonZombie91
      @RonZombie91 Před 3 měsíci +32

      Or when he spoke with the president of Puerto Rico. lmao

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 Před 3 měsíci +16

      The most racist for me was "they don't speak English in China Town"

    • @roldanelvis2449
      @roldanelvis2449 Před 3 měsíci +22

      😂 my favorite was when He went to the border of Colorado and New Mexico to check the construction on the wall 🧱 😺

    • @Santa-504
      @Santa-504 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I don't even know if it was real or not. It didn't have made by a.i. or whatever but after Putin said it Gump said Biden should be president. It looked real

    • @XiagraBalls
      @XiagraBalls Před 2 měsíci +2

      Oh, I missed that one. Hilarious. 😄

  • @stevenmoore3480
    @stevenmoore3480 Před 3 měsíci +199

    $355 million is the best punchline EVER!

    • @mr.d.4175
      @mr.d.4175 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Interest was a cherry on top.

    • @h0plite996
      @h0plite996 Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@mr.d.4175 Only cherry Trump is ever gonna get.

    • @jarigustafsson7620
      @jarigustafsson7620 Před 3 měsíci +5

      You forgot the 83.3 million.

    • @danlinky4959
      @danlinky4959 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yea $355 million and growing 😂

    • @zoomann1508
      @zoomann1508 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Not as good as the $4.3 billion from Truth Social

  • @user-sx1ek3cl8m
    @user-sx1ek3cl8m Před 2 měsíci +54

    I still crack up hearing Christopher Titus calling him pumpkin spice Hitler lol

    • @martynlewis9020
      @martynlewis9020 Před 2 měsíci +2

      😂 not heard that one, brilliant!

    • @gigigogo41
      @gigigogo41 Před měsícem

      The orange tainted butt with a green witch....equals ...
      T raitors ‼️💥🧹

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 Před měsícem

      Titus has gotta be one of the gestured comedians. Dude is hilarious. Rips on trump all the time

  • @user-ig5mr6gp4h
    @user-ig5mr6gp4h Před 2 měsíci +14

    My favorite was I think Seth Meyers, who said, "Donald Trump went to an Alabama football game over the weekend and was immediately placed in the concussion protocol."

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 Před 3 měsíci +116

    The best Donald Trump joke: Donald Trump.
    There's an expression where tragedy plus time equals comedy (probably best not to bring this up to holocaust victims at Friday dinner) but Trump manages to be both comic and tragic at the same time.

    • @cyncitynv7413
      @cyncitynv7413 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Absolutely!

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Cry harder next time 😂

    • @6UAXINIM9
      @6UAXINIM9 Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@brandonmaher1109"cry harder"? YOU (voting for trump) lost the election.😂😂😂

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci

      @@6UAXINIM9 I tried to reply on your other comment to me as well but I can't say anything too clever because the democratic agenda is for cancelling our free speech and protecting slow Joe and the race card defensive team... You can take victory before the race is over but not something the wise would advise. Plus if DT doesn't reclaim office I wouldn't trip either way, the fate of America has already been written. Remember these comments tho and we'll see who's right in the near future. 😁

    • @rbarnett3200
      @rbarnett3200 Před 3 měsíci

      @@brandonmaher1109 I assume you're being ironic? You have to laugh or you'd cry though, I agree. The democratic electoral system is flawed (ill informed idiots have an equal vote). To paraphrase churchill: "It's the best of a bad thing".

  • @Utopiate1111
    @Utopiate1111 Před 3 měsíci +210

    This works because Trump is a joke, and the punchline!

    • @MF-kr4hf
      @MF-kr4hf Před 3 měsíci +1

      Double the price of everything, and 4x the number of illegal immigrants isn't Funny: You make a great point!

    • @serptimis1552
      @serptimis1552 Před 3 měsíci +1

      30 Minutes of Joe Biden Jokes is just 30 min of Joe Biden

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 3 měsíci

      This video is about Trump, not Biden. Separate issue, dude @@MF-kr4hf

    • @joshjje
      @joshjje Před 3 měsíci +4

      @@serptimis1552 The amount of you bot trolls is ridiculous.

    • @dthomas9230
      @dthomas9230 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@MF-kr4hfWho just rejected a major border fix from Biden? Inflation is global and America has the lowest, however the highest price increases due to gouging. Because Biden brought the price down in the supply chain combined with surplus oil inventory from the shutdown made gouging easy. Stockholm $5.80 per gal, London $5.79, Frankfurt $5.57, Paris$5.54

  • @jenniferlindsey2015
    @jenniferlindsey2015 Před 3 měsíci +166

    Late night TV was never more hilarious than during the Trump years. The jokes wrote themselves!

    • @truth4004
      @truth4004 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Now theres the GOP circus.

    • @CerealDust-nStuff
      @CerealDust-nStuff Před 3 měsíci +2

      There’s so much comedy gold right now with Biden at the helm. So many missed opportunities!

    • @michaelphillips1043
      @michaelphillips1043 Před 3 měsíci +2

      They STILL write themselves!

    • @Lisa59
      @Lisa59 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Like what?@@CerealDust-nStuff

    • @jamespohl-md2eq
      @jamespohl-md2eq Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@CerealDust-nStuffdamn. You are melting all over the place.
      Go back to Gutfield.

  • @billjackson1317
    @billjackson1317 Před 3 měsíci +28

    Trump wanting to have his face 2 be put on Mt Rushmore 🤪

    • @maririttner
      @maririttner Před 3 měsíci

      Now, that's a joke!

    • @PaulaMion
      @PaulaMion Před 2 měsíci

      THAT is exactly what that idiot thinks.....

  • @juneramirez8580
    @juneramirez8580 Před 3 měsíci +51

    I almost choked at the funniest one to be shot. Was not expecting that😂😂😂😂

  • @valkyrie1066
    @valkyrie1066 Před 3 měsíci +81

    We make jokes; because in life, we can either laugh or cry. My superpower in my life is also finding the funny side of a once terrible memory. And be the first one to tell it to myself. We joke to heal trauma. And you feel awesome after a few laughs. Even if it is at your own expense. ❤ Sheer insults are so basic; be articulate; think through it, and make a smart funny joke. Love it.

    • @countbiscuit3274
      @countbiscuit3274 Před 3 měsíci +1

      🤜🤛

    • @davidbusen545
      @davidbusen545 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Powerful medicine! Keep on truckin mama. Track my blues away.

    • @Phayzeify
      @Phayzeify Před 3 měsíci +3

      Damn right it is. Its best to poke a little fun at an otherwise negative situation or experience. As you said, not only does it shed light on said situation, its also a healing... nicely said

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci

      Yeah because Trump was so traumatizing ? I don't think you can even know what REAL trauma is if you believe a president can give you trauma. Victim mentality. Losing your family in a crash is traumatic, not a president you don't like 😂

    • @6UAXINIM9
      @6UAXINIM9 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@brandonmaher1109YOU seem to be pretty butt-hurt, you hold trump's nuts in every single comment here.

  • @joiburns4730
    @joiburns4730 Před 3 měsíci +83

    Wow. I needed this. What with everything going on right now, I NEEDED this. Thank you.

  • @richardturner2455
    @richardturner2455 Před 3 měsíci +109

    Trump put the F in ART!

    • @rtf6057
      @rtf6057 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Terribly stupid attempt at being funny. Are you 9 or 10 years old?

    • @whaghht
      @whaghht Před 3 měsíci +11

      Where I come from in NW England, the actual word for fart is trump.
      I'm not kidding either.

    • @MrZeh617
      @MrZeh617 Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@whaghht no shit ? Hiw beautifully accurate 🍺😎

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci +1

      So hilarious almost died laughing. Question, are you 5 years old? 😂

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@whaghhtyes, when I was a kid the only word for it was a Trump. Its true.

  • @johnbarry2192
    @johnbarry2192 Před 3 měsíci +37

    Does donny still snort adderall?

    • @WarrenhFrye
      @WarrenhFrye Před 3 měsíci +11

      Is a 40 pound canary a big damn bird?

    • @Countryboy071
      @Countryboy071 Před 3 měsíci +5

      He should have been on sesame St. Back in the day 😂

    • @PaulaMion
      @PaulaMion Před 2 měsíci +1

      LOL @@WarrenhFrye

  • @terryhatfield1758
    @terryhatfield1758 Před 3 měsíci +96

    If there’s a god then this is proof. Comedians are a gift 😄

  • @shawnspencer7095
    @shawnspencer7095 Před 3 měsíci +26

    "I was runnin" -Donald Gump

  • @mitchellcastillo2858
    @mitchellcastillo2858 Před 3 měsíci +36

    Josh Johnson was dead on about the shirt😂

  • @toohip1959
    @toohip1959 Před 3 měsíci +171

    Prison-dent trump: Convict #20-24

  • @user-ku5ju2oy5e
    @user-ku5ju2oy5e Před 3 měsíci +40

    Shortly after the election , Trump woke up and seemed he was not aware of where he was . looked around and saw a man in a long white gown with a long white beard. He heard alot of commotion outside, and the old man said check it out this is your parade. So Trump looks out and massive crowds of people are cheering , hooting and hollering .ticker tape raining down from the buildings also filled with 1000,s screaming clapping cheering men and women children and animals everyone looking sounding so joyous ,happy and pleased. Coming from the crowded streets you see 20 - 30 black limo,s flags blowing from there bonnets . Even jets doing a fly by. Wow says Trump was this all for me ? Yes the old man says. Well Trump looks at the old man and asked how did my hair look ? the old man replies nobody knows it was a closed coffin.

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci

      Just for clarification. Is this hypothetically after the 2020 election? Or the 2024 election? Or is this just you creatively expressing that you hope Trump dies if he gets elected again? Either way Trump 2024 !!! 😂

    • @OdetteOliveira-cb8fq
      @OdetteOliveira-cb8fq Před 3 měsíci +4

      Either way it won’t happen - he 😅💙💙💙💙💙💙blue all the way!

    • @kozmosis3486
      @kozmosis3486 Před 2 měsíci

      2020 election? When Biden won? I know you trump trolls can't think too well but you gotta at least try a little bit harder man cmon.@@brandonmaher1109

    • @PaulaMion
      @PaulaMion Před 2 měsíci

      T RUMP 2024 FOR PRISON!!!@@brandonmaher1109

  • @ampleoloruntogbe1434
    @ampleoloruntogbe1434 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Hold on, did Josh Johnson give Trump that idea about selling his mugshot pics cos that's exactly what ol'boy has been doing. my favorite was when he announced people who bought his NFT pack would be getting a piece of the suit he wore in the mugshot. i do miss Trump on twitter tho, I remember I would wake up every day and o on twitter just to see what batshit crazy tweet(s) he had dropped while I was asleep. 🤣😂

  • @WholeWhiteBaby
    @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +75

    Bing Bing Bong.

    • @brucesnider6317
      @brucesnider6317 Před 3 měsíci +7

      BING!

    • @rcpilot179
      @rcpilot179 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Whoosh

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 3 měsíci +1

      He speaks toddler. He has arrested development and never grew up. That's why I never refer to him as a man. There's no manhood in him.

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +6

      @@rcpilot179 those who know, know....

    • @Noll474
      @Noll474 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Weeew weeew weeew!

  • @budgiefriend
    @budgiefriend Před 3 měsíci +37

    This was cathartic.

  • @ramvera8775
    @ramvera8775 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Biden 2024

  • @user-gu8nm9gi1l
    @user-gu8nm9gi1l Před 3 měsíci +9

    DJT is a living joke. And what bigger joke for America if he becomes the next President of the United States.

  • @_Lazare
    @_Lazare Před 2 měsíci +6

    Trump voted for himself 70 mil times

  • @jamesdaniels3699
    @jamesdaniels3699 Před 3 měsíci +36

    I'd like to see,at the next Trump rally the audience does Trump impersonation, now THAT would be funny 🤣❤️

  • @bigjohn5051
    @bigjohn5051 Před 3 měsíci +66

    Trump is a joke

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Yes, a walking, talking joke. Sadly, the joke's on us.😔

    • @erinmalone2669
      @erinmalone2669 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Not the ha-ha kind

    • @brandonmaher1109
      @brandonmaher1109 Před 3 měsíci +1

      And Biden's not?

    • @bigjohn5051
      @bigjohn5051 Před 3 měsíci

      @brandonmaher1109 no biden had a mess what traitor trump left him in remember trump lied about it how many people died and the economy went to hell cause of traitor trump and trump planed the attack on the white house

    • @bigjohn5051
      @bigjohn5051 Před 3 měsíci

      @brandonmaher1109 no Biden had to straighten trump mess up that trump left him plus trump a traitor

  • @user-cx5pl2tu2h
    @user-cx5pl2tu2h Před 2 měsíci +7

    ".... gotta big storm coming...you want me to blow it up".😮
    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @ronfhs58
    @ronfhs58 Před 3 měsíci +12

    I needed this today

  • @dirtyfrench2926
    @dirtyfrench2926 Před 3 měsíci +8

    18:59 to 21:38 is the most epic 2 1/2 minute rant ever! So brutally honest...

  • @lopaka76
    @lopaka76 Před 2 měsíci +12

    Save the U.S., vote Biden 2024.

    • @jorgenke4145
      @jorgenke4145 Před 26 dny +1

      Not only the U.S.. Vote Biden, save the world!

  • @dessye8970
    @dessye8970 Před 3 měsíci +27

    If you close your eyes, Shane sounds just like Trump 😂😂 jokess!!

    • @WholeWhiteBaby
      @WholeWhiteBaby Před 3 měsíci +3

      He does sound like him...when i heard him do the voice i said, "he really sounds like Trump, wow"...

    • @dessye8970
      @dessye8970 Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@WholeWhiteBaby hahaha innit I was shook! What a guy

  • @lilalisa245
    @lilalisa245 Před 3 měsíci +38

    Shane‘s so damn good 😂😂😂

  • @MarthaRoseMoore415
    @MarthaRoseMoore415 Před 3 měsíci +36

    I love it when comedy makes me come to grips with what a terrible person I am.

  • @alfredopomales7286
    @alfredopomales7286 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Great compilation! 👊🏻

  • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
    @JacquelineFox-xo6jn Před 3 měsíci +19

    Frank Boyle. I'd love for any American deny what is, basically, stating the bloody obvious. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @howtheheckru8102
      @howtheheckru8102 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's scary how many supporters he has. How can a guy guilty of so many despicable sins be supported by the Evangelicals.

    • @heavenlybodies5987
      @heavenlybodies5987 Před měsícem

      ​@@howtheheckru8102he didn't have enough to win the last election, I'm betting he doesn't have enough to win the next election either.

  • @katrineroberts4084
    @katrineroberts4084 Před 3 měsíci +13

    Trevor for the win

    • @JH22533
      @JH22533 Před měsícem +1

      He's got one of the best impression games in the world

  • @Livingston9023
    @Livingston9023 Před 3 měsíci +16

    He cant finish doing his impression of" DONALD PUNK " CUZ HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT HIMSELF! 🤣🤣🤣
    PURPLE 💜 GIRL

  • @alexiswinter6948
    @alexiswinter6948 Před 3 měsíci +18

    Funniest thing I've ever heard is trump saying China respects his very big brain.

    • @paulchamberlain8355
      @paulchamberlain8355 Před 3 měsíci +1

      You know they don't speak English in China Town. 😂😂😂

  • @omnificent9946
    @omnificent9946 Před 3 měsíci +14

    And thats why they put Fox "News" inbetween the Comedy Channel and Cartoon Network over here...

  • @shawnspencer7095
    @shawnspencer7095 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Trumps like a dried up wishing well...nothing about him holds water yet everyone still stands around flipping coin to em... waiting for a miracle.

  • @robothunter1035
    @robothunter1035 Před 3 měsíci +9

    ""Austin. Nobody's heard about Austin."

  • @dannycole319
    @dannycole319 Před 3 měsíci +7

    This is TOO Good !! Thanks!

  • @billjackson1317
    @billjackson1317 Před 3 měsíci +19

    I remember Trump kept saying Oranges instead of origins, trying get everyone at the round table 2 agree with him 🤡

  • @jerkedevries
    @jerkedevries Před 3 měsíci +6

    I’m tired of the fact that the modern world (outside the usa) every presidential election must wait in dread what kind of weirdo the States will elect this time

  • @Limewire1984
    @Limewire1984 Před 2 měsíci +3

    "We got 50 states," I died.

  • @flowergirl4612
    @flowergirl4612 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Donald Trump is a joke. These were actually funny, though.

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 Před 3 měsíci +6

    This collection gets better over the 30 min! Great job, Comedy Gaff. @25:05 Scottish gentleman,"Trump looks like somebody "playing" the President..... in a Porno." I'm going to use that joke in my convos. Pure Gold!

  • @beautifulsmall
    @beautifulsmall Před 3 měsíci +7

    I've not laughed so much for ages. Great compliation. Trump rant after his $355M fine , the news fact checkers were , not true, not true, not true,

  • @RonZombie91
    @RonZombie91 Před 3 měsíci +8

    The description of the video states that he is good "at being at the receiving end of jokes" and that could not be further from the truth.

  • @mindslayer8252
    @mindslayer8252 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Awesome Josh got on this!!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @pattygrana9199
    @pattygrana9199 Před 3 měsíci +6

    Trevor is great

  • @thomasklempel1572
    @thomasklempel1572 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Yo-se-mite

  • @sarafuentez4441
    @sarafuentez4441 Před 3 měsíci +5

    Loved this! New low for diaper don!! WORST MAMMAL!!!

  • @sandymehta9031
    @sandymehta9031 Před 3 měsíci +5

    This is a brilliant compilation. The comments section was even more profound. I cannot stop laughing at the orange clown

  • @Cobbmtngirl
    @Cobbmtngirl Před 2 měsíci +4

    So tRump got the teeshirt with mug shot idea from the second to last comic?!

  • @darin5794
    @darin5794 Před 3 měsíci +15

    Definitely needed this!!! But Trump makes things easier. Thanks for the laugh!😂

  • @dennisszabo2250
    @dennisszabo2250 Před 3 měsíci +29

    An even bigger joke is that there are people who wants him back...

    • @JohnZeroSignal
      @JohnZeroSignal Před 2 měsíci +2

      Better him than Biden 100%

    • @PaulaMion
      @PaulaMion Před 2 měsíci

      AWWWW DON THE CON VON SHITZ IN PANTZ IS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.... HE'S YOUR GUY!!!...LOL@@JohnZeroSignal

    • @jongray4828
      @jongray4828 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@JohnZeroSignal- ByeDon 2024

  • @brimstonethewolf2020
    @brimstonethewolf2020 Před 3 měsíci +2

    19:19 that really sums up everything about Trump pretty damn accurately.

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 Před 2 měsíci +3

    19:19 BEST tweet about Trump: all the things we’re willing to overlook.

  • @MrSimplyfantabulous
    @MrSimplyfantabulous Před 3 měsíci +5

    When Trump goes on the lam and lights out for the border, wearing a Canadian Mountie uniform or a sombrero, depending.