Tom Segura on Mark Wahlberg, Famous Rappers, & His Penis
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- čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
- Originally Aired: Nov 5, 2018
It’s an extremely wide-ranging conversation with actor and comedian #TomSegura, who opens up about working with #MarkWahlberg in ‘Instant Family’, talks the highs and lows of fatherhood, and reveals specific details about his anatomy.
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Larry: Where did you grow up?
Guest: I moved around a lot. Actually, it’s interesting, the reason for that is bec...
Larry: Do you like acting in movies?
Larry doesn’t have a lot of time left... probably why he asks the next question while tom is still answering the last one.
It makes me grateful for long for content. They probably have the whole conversation but edited it down to this for "pacing"
You know what they're calling it these days? Dirt nap
A lot of his interviews are like this
O D SLAM!
He just forgets he asked a question lol
Mark bal walk berk: 1:40
shaka soufflet: 18:50
You're welcome!
I came here to make those my ringtones and didn't want to sift. Thank you!
18:51
soundcloud.com/squatchador/mark-wahlburg
Tom’s foot tells the story
@@BigShaneGillis I agree. He gets excited and gets a case of the zoomies
Larry: “mar ball wall blgall mar Whalbur”
Tom: “yeah you got it”
Time stamp?
1:40
soundcloud.com/squatchador/mark-wahlburg
how hard do you think it was for him not to laugh
I got it
It looks like Tom can't believe he's actually there.
It also seems like he isn't very interested in Tom. Cuts his answers off a lot. Just seems like it's more of a " let's get this over with" thing for him. Sad because Tom could have made this a very fun to watch interview.
@@robertrodriguez3400 hes 90, he is like this with everyone now a days.
Probably because he isn't at a mortuary
I think alot of people cant believe hes there.
it looks like Tom is fantasizing about Murdering Larry King...you can see it in his eyes 👀
this guy's kinda hot , i wanna give him a lease and a key
👖👖👖👖👖👖
ya wanna move in you can move in
Yeah man try it out.
Free rent free food
You wanna try it out man try it out
Larry sounds like he just took 10-12 benadryl
Victor Alley just a Xanax and three horse tranquilizers actually
Don't ever do that. Not worth it
Sounds like he has neuropathy issues.
Mahgh Wahlbahgh
@@adampark9979 My brother is only 49 and he has no neuropathy issues at all.
Mommies are here. Toms about to try it out and finish this interview in 4 strokes.
Kyros 😂😂😂
Kyros keep em high and tight!
Good to see ya Jean
All it takes is four strokes
When Tom told Larry he could finish in four strokes and he didn't believe em so they smoked and Larry pulled out his D and Tom couldn't believe how big it was
Larry's jeans have been high an tight 75 fuggin years.
The suspenders help. You should try it out.
Fellow mommy
hardcore
Larry King is a pretty cool guy.
So, half of his life.
Like how CZcams recommends this over a year after it first aired. And apparently a lot of us are getting the same recommendation.
They just put this up
Haha, I had to double check the upload date myself
Oh so that's why they didn't know stan lee died
Are you a TikTok?
IM HAVING CHEST PAIN
JKronk93 😂😂😂
Hahaha
Hahaha seeing this comment got me legitimately laughing out loud
I feel like there's a Yak on my chest!
😂
Larry was flexin hard during this interview
Mark Wahlberg? Friends for a long time
Alyssa Milano? She was just here
Jackie Robinson? Interviewed him twice
Stan Lee? Got him on speed dial
Nathan Wolford well what else does he have to flex? Most wrinkled doin it?
the last one didn't age well
get fedsmoker on here next
FEATHERIN IT
You know Larry follows protocol
I’d turn into a telescope for that!!!!!! OH YEAHHHHH
They should both get a haircut at the local fire station
Chomo
larry: name your top 5 presidents
tom: well I'd have to say i...
larry: what's your favorite color
Im 41 and Larry King has been an old man my entire life
I can't tell if Larry is interrupting his answers with more questions or the editing is just poor
Is Larry King that close to death, that he can call Stan Lee?
cgarcia4tt he has the Stan Lee hotline.
it's a 2018 interview
👏👏👏👏
Stan's down there looking up at US chuckling.
vicaras1 is he really
Did they bring Nadav along for his background laugh? Heard that lol
I thought the same 😂
Larry looks like those suspenders are crushing his shoulders
IKR. I haven''t seen him a couple of years. He looks so skinny.
Hahahaha
This interview got me off in two strokes, my brother couldn’t believe it
Larry took 4 🤔
Tom looks like he edited himself into that movie
It’s “home here now” not “Larry King now”
Try it out
ur purrrdy.... 🤤
Why is this not the top comment?
I always preferred “hoe a man out” personally
😂😂😂
This is a peak at how Tom is in a job interview.
Larry: “Baurr, Mark wah, wahlr rod, wahlbir”
Tom: “Yeah, you got it.”
Lol I m dead.🤣🤣🤣😭😭🙆
I really want Larry to yell “I’m having chest pains!”
Oh my god
🤣🤣🤣🤣 come on Larry don't be stingy
I’m thinking you got your wish
Tom: “chocolate soufflé “
Larry: “Sacka soovay?”
nice!!!
Hahahahaha
soundcloud.com/squatchador/mark-wahlburg
18:50
Rip
Soo Woo
I think you meant Sue Wu
HEY. THIS IS JAWSH
Jesus it's like Larry doesn't even try to sound interest in his guests anymore, just quickly moves on to the next question.
Diego Alvarez well he doesn’t have a lot of time left so...no time for an interview more of an inter glance.
@@rich697 "interglance" hahahaha
Tom has a bit about introducing new people to old people, it’s pretty good.
@@MmmmGoodBoyDo you know the name of the bit so I can find it?
Derek Moore Tom Segura - Life is Long
It’s funny how he holds a flat facial affect, but smiles when a genuine person smiles. He pulls it off without it being a shtick. Thats a rare feat.
Garth Brooks on Larry King?
"Lets get physical with music...yea i like that."
Only if he discloses where the bodies are.
Happy Birthday to G!
G: I like that...
my mouth literally fell open when Larry said he was at Jackie Robinson's first game. amazing
Larrys so old he forgot to upload this months ago
I'm really happy for Tom finally getting the chance and recognition that he deserves. Best comedian working right now! Thanks for everything you do Tom Segura it means a lot to me
The timing of Larry’s questions is... bad.
"Sometimes you need to wipe down" -top dog
wrxman421 I love how he gave a shout out to all the mommies. I was hoping he would laugh when Larry asked, “did you have a lot of scenes?”
I wanna know about the real issues...like how tall is James Brown really?
J.A.M 🤣🤣🤣You took it back I’m gonna go watch that now it’s been so long “9 Inches”
J.A.M
“Don’t die Dan... I’ll go to jail”
6'3....on his mom's shoulders
J.A.M you’re off by 9 inches buddy!
"Jesus is our lord and savior" 😂
And aw he said Josh Potter. Supportive Tom 👍🏻
Larry almost swallowed his teeth when he said Whalburg
Larry is way beyond caring now. Got the name of his special wrong, cuts him off, and asks lazy questions. It's like a high school journalism project with a high budget.
His special didn't have a name
larry cutting off every sentence
which is especially funny because of that time he lectured Norm McDonald about how a good interviewer is quiet and listens
9:23 Theres that psychotic Tom Segura signature smile that we've all grown to love. The type of smile thats thinking about getting his numbers up to a Garth Brooks level.
larry says he doesn't eat eggs, but he's also said he eats french toast
Makes sense. He can mean eggs as a dish not egg as an ingredient.
Prob likes brownies too. Ha weird
it'd not like he's "vegan" like bert was and eating pasta because he didn't know there's egg in pasta
18:36 This clip aged SOOOO well after his injury 😂
Larry, please stay with us after the break....
It's like Larry had no idea who he was talking to and did no research on Tom.
It's exactly like that.
You realize interviews are mainly for the audience to get to know someone, right? It's called selling yourself
He never has. Go check his interviews out for the last 30 years
Larry just keep on rushing the questions, 4 strokes style...
Larry's jeans are high and tight
larry be doin interviews on a factory line, churnin them out
someone tell Larry he's 'gotta feather it, brother!'
Dude that shoutout to Josh Potter was really sweet.
I miss Larry King so much. You can tell Segura is a fan too, asking him about smoking and whatnot. What a legend.
Tom will definitely be using this interview in his next stand up. Probably a material goldmine.
I saw this guy at Falcon Cove Car Wash. He was yelling about proto, then said i was fired.
I turn into a telescope !!!
Hope they're serving Saka Souffle in heaven. R.I.P. Larry.
This guy looks like he's been dancing his whole life. And enjoys carrots.
Larry has a list of questions, and he's getting through them dammit, whether Tom's done answering or not...
Was like watching a man on trial take the stand. Yikes.
The sincerity in his “really” after Larry said he didn’t like eggs 😂😂
Is there something you long thought to be true and then realized it wasn't?
"Jesus is our Lord and savior?"
HAHAHAHAHAA
18:43 "Anyone that can dunk"
Fast forward to December Tom breaks his leg and arm trying to dunk lol
It sounded like Larry's teeth almost fell out when he tried to pronounce Wahlberg
I laughed out loud... I repeat OUT LOUD at Tom's response to Larry's question at 11:04 😂😂😂
I always loved watching Larry and my favorite comics. Tom, Jeselnik, Eric Andre. and so many others. Thanks for the good work. Rest in proto
"You have a lot of comedy lines?"
Pretty sure Larry is an Alien trying to fit in.
This was unintentionally halarious, wana hear tom talk about it lol
Tom is great, Larry is losing it - bad interview, bad editing
Your standards have just gone up due to the superior nature of modern podcast interview methods..
@@gstylez0107 not even remotely true, Larry was cutting Tom off when he was answering his questions and just seemed generally uninterested in what he was saying, from what I saw I thought Larry was quite disrespect ful in this interview.
Zer0 Tolerance no it is true - something you don't realize is the way it's edited in post, you must not have watched a lot of interviews in the 80's/90's when king was dominating
Larry never had it... his interviews have always been a disjointed mess.
18:51 Shaka Souflay
Tom has that look in his eyes, cant wait to hear about this on ymh
Larry Kings straps are so high and tight
I love that he recognized Pharaoh Monch! Lol
It feels like Tom is doing the interview at Larry’s bedside in a hospital.
Lmao tom’s better at interviewing guests than Larry king... who’s made his living interviewing guests
Tom straight looking like a tasty treat
How crazy they talked about Stan Lee and he died 7 days later
Is it just me or are Larry's suspenders pulling him down
he needs to keep his jeans from being low and loose
@Christopher Briscoe no way!
I love how Larry doesn't have enough time to listen to the guests whole answer to a question before the next one!
cant wait to see this movie in November. Does Larry edit these videos himself?
Jason Moreno "...it'd be cooler if he did"
Long time supporter of Tom, glad to see he got this gig, as well as getting on Larry King!
When was this filmed? Two years ago?
0:25 lmao
Why does it feel like I already watched this.
Just loved that interview. Remembering how wonderful Larry. King was and what a sweet humble, down-to-earth funny man you are.
"Jesus is our Lord and savior".. 😂😂
Tom "I like chill'n hard" Segura
Larry needs to interview RPC that would be epic😂
This is not a conversation. This is an interview.
Larry “I Interviewed Jackie Robinson Two Times” King
Who's Jackie Robinson?
@@DerekMoore82 Jackie Robinson was like the black Michael Jordan
@@samurileverest8897 Michael Jordan _is_ black though.
Larry Kings staff wasn’t ready for Tom man this is amazing.
6:55 That was a loud little sip
It almost sounded like a minecraft sound effect
“Great meeting you” had so much subtext after Larry seemingly acts like they’ve met before. Tom truly operates as a functional psychopath
Mike Dinneny lool
"Sakka schufflays?"
"can you get her back?" LMAO!
I feel like if Larry knew a fraction of what happened on YMH Tom probably wouldn’t have made it. 😂😂
I can't help but to wonder how Mr.King would react to the try it out guy.
Larry: why do you keep saying sunset?"
Tom: it was in sunset man, what do you want me to do?"
Larry is ridiculous sometimes.
Alright, story time! Love that Tom kept it real with Potter. Also, can we request RPC for the next Larry king interview?
Tommy didn't have the alls to go there as DJ Dadmouth, it would've broken the webz
It would be nice to see DJ dadmouth make more appearances
This interview feels a lot like when a kid is trying to convince his mom to let him go on a sleepover at his friend's house. It's all questions no convo
Tom your beard looks great,
were u featherin' it brother ?
He needs to warsh it in some Pepsi, get all the dog furr off it. If he doesn't follow proto, he's done.
You can actually see them warm up to each other though out the interview, it’s pretty cool.