Tom Segura on Mark Wahlberg, Famous Rappers, & His Penis

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • Originally Aired: Nov 5, 2018
    It’s an extremely wide-ranging conversation with actor and comedian #TomSegura, who opens up about working with #MarkWahlberg in ‘Instant Family’, talks the highs and lows of fatherhood, and reveals specific details about his anatomy.
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  • @danwilson655
    @danwilson655 Před 4 lety +385

    Larry: Where did you grow up?
    Guest: I moved around a lot. Actually, it’s interesting, the reason for that is bec...
    Larry: Do you like acting in movies?

  • @odd410
    @odd410 Před 4 lety +1464

    Larry doesn’t have a lot of time left... probably why he asks the next question while tom is still answering the last one.

    • @tonytrudeau5232
      @tonytrudeau5232 Před 4 lety +21

      It makes me grateful for long for content. They probably have the whole conversation but edited it down to this for "pacing"

    • @nvrudd
      @nvrudd Před 4 lety +9

      You know what they're calling it these days? Dirt nap

    • @skigh45
      @skigh45 Před 4 lety +6

      A lot of his interviews are like this

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 Před 4 lety

      O D SLAM!

    • @justsomeguy1136
      @justsomeguy1136 Před 4 lety +12

      He just forgets he asked a question lol

  • @user-qi2ss7rq3l
    @user-qi2ss7rq3l Před 4 lety +405

    Mark bal walk berk: 1:40
    shaka soufflet: 18:50
    You're welcome!

    • @Mars.95
      @Mars.95 Před 4 lety +5

      I came here to make those my ringtones and didn't want to sift. Thank you!

    • @asymkowick
      @asymkowick Před 4 lety +4

      18:51

    • @puresuffer2
      @puresuffer2 Před 4 lety +7

      soundcloud.com/squatchador/mark-wahlburg

    • @BigShaneGillis
      @BigShaneGillis Před 4 lety +3

      Tom’s foot tells the story

    • @puresuffer2
      @puresuffer2 Před 4 lety

      @@BigShaneGillis I agree. He gets excited and gets a case of the zoomies

  • @stevefagiano1537
    @stevefagiano1537 Před 4 lety +285

    Larry: “mar ball wall blgall mar Whalbur”
    Tom: “yeah you got it”

  • @afgtp0906
    @afgtp0906 Před 4 lety +560

    It looks like Tom can't believe he's actually there.

    • @robertrodriguez3400
      @robertrodriguez3400 Před 4 lety +22

      It also seems like he isn't very interested in Tom. Cuts his answers off a lot. Just seems like it's more of a " let's get this over with" thing for him. Sad because Tom could have made this a very fun to watch interview.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo Před 4 lety +30

      @@robertrodriguez3400 hes 90, he is like this with everyone now a days.

    • @taelorwatson9822
      @taelorwatson9822 Před 4 lety

      Probably because he isn't at a mortuary

    • @budpalmer4260
      @budpalmer4260 Před 4 lety +3

      I think alot of people cant believe hes there.

    • @cloudlifesmiley
      @cloudlifesmiley Před 4 lety +6

      it looks like Tom is fantasizing about Murdering Larry King...you can see it in his eyes 👀

  • @marcisarn2365
    @marcisarn2365 Před 4 lety +1167

    this guy's kinda hot , i wanna give him a lease and a key

  • @victoralley708
    @victoralley708 Před 4 lety +346

    Larry sounds like he just took 10-12 benadryl

    • @will1718
      @will1718 Před 4 lety +5

      Victor Alley just a Xanax and three horse tranquilizers actually

    • @tomscott9230
      @tomscott9230 Před 4 lety

      Don't ever do that. Not worth it

    • @adampark9979
      @adampark9979 Před 4 lety +4

      Sounds like he has neuropathy issues.

    • @cartoongrump
      @cartoongrump Před 4 lety +2

      Mahgh Wahlbahgh

    • @bfunderb5899
      @bfunderb5899 Před 4 lety +3

      @@adampark9979 My brother is only 49 and he has no neuropathy issues at all.

  • @chiliadculture281
    @chiliadculture281 Před 4 lety +509

    Mommies are here. Toms about to try it out and finish this interview in 4 strokes.

    • @ashbhunt
      @ashbhunt Před 4 lety +2

      Kyros 😂😂😂

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 Před 4 lety +2

      Kyros keep em high and tight!

    • @outerspacebass
      @outerspacebass Před 4 lety +1

      Good to see ya Jean

    • @twrzenski
      @twrzenski Před 4 lety +2

      All it takes is four strokes

    • @adamcummings3953
      @adamcummings3953 Před 4 lety +5

      When Tom told Larry he could finish in four strokes and he didn't believe em so they smoked and Larry pulled out his D and Tom couldn't believe how big it was

  • @MrAMandTM
    @MrAMandTM Před 4 lety +523

    Larry's jeans have been high an tight 75 fuggin years.

  • @Mechanic618
    @Mechanic618 Před 4 lety +135

    Like how CZcams recommends this over a year after it first aired. And apparently a lot of us are getting the same recommendation.

  • @jKRONKitup
    @jKRONKitup Před 4 lety +402

    IM HAVING CHEST PAIN

  • @deez9033
    @deez9033 Před 4 lety +62

    Larry was flexin hard during this interview
    Mark Wahlberg? Friends for a long time
    Alyssa Milano? She was just here
    Jackie Robinson? Interviewed him twice
    Stan Lee? Got him on speed dial

    • @FLiPtHeSWI7CH
      @FLiPtHeSWI7CH Před 4 lety +1

      Nathan Wolford well what else does he have to flex? Most wrinkled doin it?

    • @tibi2674
      @tibi2674 Před 4 lety +1

      the last one didn't age well

  • @AnorexicShark
    @AnorexicShark Před 4 lety +620

    get fedsmoker on here next

  • @VelvetySharkToast
    @VelvetySharkToast Před 4 lety +16

    larry: name your top 5 presidents
    tom: well I'd have to say i...
    larry: what's your favorite color

  • @jesperhjensen1978
    @jesperhjensen1978 Před 4 lety +29

    Im 41 and Larry King has been an old man my entire life

  • @radacious29
    @radacious29 Před 4 lety +139

    I can't tell if Larry is interrupting his answers with more questions or the editing is just poor

  • @cgarcia4tt
    @cgarcia4tt Před 4 lety +164

    Is Larry King that close to death, that he can call Stan Lee?

  • @dntgvafuk89
    @dntgvafuk89 Před 4 lety +123

    Did they bring Nadav along for his background laugh? Heard that lol

    • @chrissyp7
      @chrissyp7 Před 4 lety +3

      I thought the same 😂

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY Před 4 lety +47

    Larry looks like those suspenders are crushing his shoulders

  • @JuanReyes-xe3rm
    @JuanReyes-xe3rm Před 4 lety +32

    This interview got me off in two strokes, my brother couldn’t believe it

  • @cmluka2081
    @cmluka2081 Před 4 lety +34

    Tom looks like he edited himself into that movie

  • @ks.nicole
    @ks.nicole Před 4 lety +195

    It’s “home here now” not “Larry King now”

  • @elimcfly350
    @elimcfly350 Před 4 lety +21

    This is a peak at how Tom is in a job interview.

  • @AnaS-zv6je
    @AnaS-zv6je Před 4 lety +23

    Larry: “Baurr, Mark wah, wahlr rod, wahlbir”
    Tom: “Yeah, you got it.”

    • @melindak6472
      @melindak6472 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol I m dead.🤣🤣🤣😭😭🙆

  • @borismuller86
    @borismuller86 Před 4 lety +52

    I really want Larry to yell “I’m having chest pains!”

  • @odd410
    @odd410 Před 4 lety +182

    Tom: “chocolate soufflé “
    Larry: “Sacka soovay?”

  • @skullcrackers187
    @skullcrackers187 Před 4 lety +167

    Soo Woo

  • @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us
    @DiegoAlvarez-lf8us Před 4 lety +94

    Jesus it's like Larry doesn't even try to sound interest in his guests anymore, just quickly moves on to the next question.

    • @rich697
      @rich697 Před 4 lety +6

      Diego Alvarez well he doesn’t have a lot of time left so...no time for an interview more of an inter glance.

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rich697 "interglance" hahahaha

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy Před 4 lety

      Tom has a bit about introducing new people to old people, it’s pretty good.

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 Před 4 lety

      @@MmmmGoodBoyDo you know the name of the bit so I can find it?

    • @MmmmGoodBoy
      @MmmmGoodBoy Před 4 lety

      Derek Moore Tom Segura - Life is Long

  • @JRibs
    @JRibs Před 4 lety +45

    It’s funny how he holds a flat facial affect, but smiles when a genuine person smiles. He pulls it off without it being a shtick. Thats a rare feat.

  • @belltran23
    @belltran23 Před 4 lety +118

    Garth Brooks on Larry King?

  • @dabu73
    @dabu73 Před 4 lety +13

    my mouth literally fell open when Larry said he was at Jackie Robinson's first game. amazing

  • @jessemalloy1536
    @jessemalloy1536 Před 4 lety +63

    Larrys so old he forgot to upload this months ago

  • @timmur8566
    @timmur8566 Před 4 lety +9

    I'm really happy for Tom finally getting the chance and recognition that he deserves. Best comedian working right now! Thanks for everything you do Tom Segura it means a lot to me

  • @loginnamejon
    @loginnamejon Před 4 lety +34

    The timing of Larry’s questions is... bad.

  • @wrxman421
    @wrxman421 Před 4 lety +83

    "Sometimes you need to wipe down" -top dog

    • @TheNumberTwelve
      @TheNumberTwelve Před 4 lety

      wrxman421 I love how he gave a shout out to all the mommies. I was hoping he would laugh when Larry asked, “did you have a lot of scenes?”

  • @-J-A-M-
    @-J-A-M- Před 4 lety +67

    I wanna know about the real issues...like how tall is James Brown really?

    • @andersonash9059
      @andersonash9059 Před 4 lety +4

      J.A.M 🤣🤣🤣You took it back I’m gonna go watch that now it’s been so long “9 Inches”

    • @Bikes805
      @Bikes805 Před 4 lety +3

      J.A.M
      “Don’t die Dan... I’ll go to jail”

    • @ad8554
      @ad8554 Před 4 lety +3

      6'3....on his mom's shoulders

    • @tylerdoak6010
      @tylerdoak6010 Před 4 lety +1

      J.A.M you’re off by 9 inches buddy!

  • @PageShearling
    @PageShearling Před 4 lety +54

    "Jesus is our lord and savior" 😂
    And aw he said Josh Potter. Supportive Tom 👍🏻

  • @Delphius-
    @Delphius- Před 4 lety +26

    Larry almost swallowed his teeth when he said Whalburg

  • @ForRealSwagmaster
    @ForRealSwagmaster Před 4 lety +23

    Larry is way beyond caring now. Got the name of his special wrong, cuts him off, and asks lazy questions. It's like a high school journalism project with a high budget.

  • @coldsuncrowfeet
    @coldsuncrowfeet Před 4 lety +28

    larry cutting off every sentence

    • @blainebickle1178
      @blainebickle1178 Před 4 lety +1

      which is especially funny because of that time he lectured Norm McDonald about how a good interviewer is quiet and listens

  • @TheOutdoorDude
    @TheOutdoorDude Před 4 lety +5

    9:23 Theres that psychotic Tom Segura signature smile that we've all grown to love. The type of smile thats thinking about getting his numbers up to a Garth Brooks level.

  • @astralhorizons
    @astralhorizons Před 4 lety +54

    larry says he doesn't eat eggs, but he's also said he eats french toast

    • @DastardlyDavid69
      @DastardlyDavid69 Před 4 lety +5

      Makes sense. He can mean eggs as a dish not egg as an ingredient.

    • @nknk3187
      @nknk3187 Před 4 lety

      Prob likes brownies too. Ha weird

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder Před 4 lety

      it'd not like he's "vegan" like bert was and eating pasta because he didn't know there's egg in pasta

  • @j.clayaraujo9282
    @j.clayaraujo9282 Před 3 lety +4

    18:36 This clip aged SOOOO well after his injury 😂

  • @BrianRebec
    @BrianRebec Před 4 lety +13

    Larry, please stay with us after the break....

  • @joshcardenas3780
    @joshcardenas3780 Před 4 lety +20

    It's like Larry had no idea who he was talking to and did no research on Tom.

    • @extrasmalldoll654
      @extrasmalldoll654 Před 4 lety +4

      It's exactly like that.

    • @brodyharris7631
      @brodyharris7631 Před 4 lety +2

      You realize interviews are mainly for the audience to get to know someone, right? It's called selling yourself

    • @chuckburrows8947
      @chuckburrows8947 Před 4 lety +1

      He never has. Go check his interviews out for the last 30 years

  • @nhdyz
    @nhdyz Před 4 lety +56

    Larry just keep on rushing the questions, 4 strokes style...

  • @0Akeldama0
    @0Akeldama0 Před 4 lety +10

    larry be doin interviews on a factory line, churnin them out

  • @TheNeonNinja
    @TheNeonNinja Před 4 lety +18

    someone tell Larry he's 'gotta feather it, brother!'

  • @troyjeffrey4311
    @troyjeffrey4311 Před 4 lety +3

    Dude that shoutout to Josh Potter was really sweet.

  • @TemakiTom
    @TemakiTom Před 2 lety +1

    I miss Larry King so much. You can tell Segura is a fan too, asking him about smoking and whatnot. What a legend.

  • @elev8j10
    @elev8j10 Před 4 lety +3

    Tom will definitely be using this interview in his next stand up. Probably a material goldmine.

  • @mrgreen3002
    @mrgreen3002 Před 4 lety +6

    I saw this guy at Falcon Cove Car Wash. He was yelling about proto, then said i was fired.

  • @dudemaister96
    @dudemaister96 Před 4 lety +14

    I turn into a telescope !!!

  • @samspezza8328
    @samspezza8328 Před 3 lety +3

    Hope they're serving Saka Souffle in heaven. R.I.P. Larry.

  • @ericshuty2564
    @ericshuty2564 Před 4 lety +52

    This guy looks like he's been dancing his whole life. And enjoys carrots.

  • @Bootlgr4
    @Bootlgr4 Před 4 lety +7

    Larry has a list of questions, and he's getting through them dammit, whether Tom's done answering or not...

  • @gwmphil5903
    @gwmphil5903 Před 4 lety +16

    Was like watching a man on trial take the stand. Yikes.

  • @jurmx8636
    @jurmx8636 Před 4 lety +2

    The sincerity in his “really” after Larry said he didn’t like eggs 😂😂

  • @thefiles2501
    @thefiles2501 Před 4 lety +7

    Is there something you long thought to be true and then realized it wasn't?
    "Jesus is our Lord and savior?"
    HAHAHAHAHAA

  • @alangarcia5693
    @alangarcia5693 Před 3 lety +1

    18:43 "Anyone that can dunk"
    Fast forward to December Tom breaks his leg and arm trying to dunk lol

  • @justincarlton4807
    @justincarlton4807 Před 4 lety +5

    It sounded like Larry's teeth almost fell out when he tried to pronounce Wahlberg

  • @Cla_multimedia
    @Cla_multimedia Před 3 lety +2

    I laughed out loud... I repeat OUT LOUD at Tom's response to Larry's question at 11:04 😂😂😂

  • @bdixmusic
    @bdixmusic Před 3 lety +3

    I always loved watching Larry and my favorite comics. Tom, Jeselnik, Eric Andre. and so many others. Thanks for the good work. Rest in proto

  • @smallmanbigmouth2699
    @smallmanbigmouth2699 Před 4 lety +7

    "You have a lot of comedy lines?"
    Pretty sure Larry is an Alien trying to fit in.

  • @michaelfontaine8231
    @michaelfontaine8231 Před 4 lety +3

    This was unintentionally halarious, wana hear tom talk about it lol

  • @salfmandtheimitationartists

    Tom is great, Larry is losing it - bad interview, bad editing

    • @gstylez0107
      @gstylez0107 Před 4 lety +2

      Your standards have just gone up due to the superior nature of modern podcast interview methods..

    • @dannywigan20
      @dannywigan20 Před 4 lety +1

      @@gstylez0107 not even remotely true, Larry was cutting Tom off when he was answering his questions and just seemed generally uninterested in what he was saying, from what I saw I thought Larry was quite disrespect ful in this interview.

    • @FLiPtHeSWI7CH
      @FLiPtHeSWI7CH Před 4 lety +1

      Zer0 Tolerance no it is true - something you don't realize is the way it's edited in post, you must not have watched a lot of interviews in the 80's/90's when king was dominating

    • @Jasonlords
      @Jasonlords Před 4 lety

      Larry never had it... his interviews have always been a disjointed mess.

  • @guntag2409
    @guntag2409 Před 4 lety +6

    18:51 Shaka Souflay

  • @jamesteddy9819
    @jamesteddy9819 Před 4 lety +2

    Tom has that look in his eyes, cant wait to hear about this on ymh

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 Před 4 lety +8

    Larry Kings straps are so high and tight

  • @jimweishuhn9953
    @jimweishuhn9953 Před 4 lety +1

    I love that he recognized Pharaoh Monch! Lol

  • @tylerthompson1842
    @tylerthompson1842 Před 4 lety +5

    It feels like Tom is doing the interview at Larry’s bedside in a hospital.

  • @PatGturdgangofficial
    @PatGturdgangofficial Před 4 lety +18

    Lmao tom’s better at interviewing guests than Larry king... who’s made his living interviewing guests

  • @tomblaze2
    @tomblaze2 Před 4 lety +5

    Tom straight looking like a tasty treat

  • @justinjester6410
    @justinjester6410 Před 4 lety +7

    How crazy they talked about Stan Lee and he died 7 days later

  • @KptKritical
    @KptKritical Před 4 lety +8

    Is it just me or are Larry's suspenders pulling him down

  • @seanbeegle1473
    @seanbeegle1473 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how Larry doesn't have enough time to listen to the guests whole answer to a question before the next one!

  • @JasonMMoreno
    @JasonMMoreno Před 4 lety +11

    cant wait to see this movie in November. Does Larry edit these videos himself?

    • @FLiPtHeSWI7CH
      @FLiPtHeSWI7CH Před 4 lety

      Jason Moreno "...it'd be cooler if he did"

  • @fungas4201
    @fungas4201 Před 4 lety +1

    Long time supporter of Tom, glad to see he got this gig, as well as getting on Larry King!

  • @sammaggard
    @sammaggard Před 4 lety +4

    When was this filmed? Two years ago?

  • @teamgitusome
    @teamgitusome Před 4 lety +2

    0:25 lmao

  • @Orangutan1000
    @Orangutan1000 Před 4 lety +3

    Why does it feel like I already watched this.

  • @amydutcher970
    @amydutcher970 Před 3 lety +1

    Just loved that interview. Remembering how wonderful Larry. King was and what a sweet humble, down-to-earth funny man you are.

  • @MrJonL83
    @MrJonL83 Před 4 lety +5

    "Jesus is our Lord and savior".. 😂😂

  • @JohnDeanMusic
    @JohnDeanMusic Před 4 lety +2

    Tom "I like chill'n hard" Segura

  • @samanthaeichhorn4319
    @samanthaeichhorn4319 Před 4 lety +3

    Larry needs to interview RPC that would be epic😂

  • @gavin7177
    @gavin7177 Před 4 lety +2

    This is not a conversation. This is an interview.

  • @samurileverest8897
    @samurileverest8897 Před 4 lety +8

    Larry “I Interviewed Jackie Robinson Two Times” King

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 Před 4 lety +1

      Who's Jackie Robinson?

    • @samurileverest8897
      @samurileverest8897 Před 4 lety

      @@DerekMoore82 Jackie Robinson was like the black Michael Jordan

    • @DerekMoore82
      @DerekMoore82 Před 4 lety

      @@samurileverest8897 Michael Jordan _is_ black though.

  • @MalorieMelts
    @MalorieMelts Před 4 lety +1

    Larry Kings staff wasn’t ready for Tom man this is amazing.

  • @brendan1797
    @brendan1797 Před 4 lety +7

    6:55 That was a loud little sip

    • @thasdavin8134
      @thasdavin8134 Před 4 lety +3

      It almost sounded like a minecraft sound effect

  • @porkbottoms843
    @porkbottoms843 Před 4 lety +6

    “Great meeting you” had so much subtext after Larry seemingly acts like they’ve met before. Tom truly operates as a functional psychopath

  • @bfunderb5899
    @bfunderb5899 Před 4 lety +3

    "Sakka schufflays?"

  • @neverlistentome
    @neverlistentome Před 4 lety +1

    "can you get her back?" LMAO!

  • @Shreds-of-Lead
    @Shreds-of-Lead Před 4 lety +4

    I feel like if Larry knew a fraction of what happened on YMH Tom probably wouldn’t have made it. 😂😂

  • @TrueBlackOrchid
    @TrueBlackOrchid Před 4 lety +2

    I can't help but to wonder how Mr.King would react to the try it out guy.

  • @rgsultracomedy2867
    @rgsultracomedy2867 Před 4 lety +5

    Larry: why do you keep saying sunset?"
    Tom: it was in sunset man, what do you want me to do?"
    Larry is ridiculous sometimes.

  • @gabeeatsbear9
    @gabeeatsbear9 Před 4 lety +1

    Alright, story time! Love that Tom kept it real with Potter. Also, can we request RPC for the next Larry king interview?

  • @TacticalXRays
    @TacticalXRays Před 4 lety +9

    Tommy didn't have the alls to go there as DJ Dadmouth, it would've broken the webz

    • @outerspacebass
      @outerspacebass Před 4 lety +1

      It would be nice to see DJ dadmouth make more appearances

  • @dennisb7317
    @dennisb7317 Před 4 lety +4

    This interview feels a lot like when a kid is trying to convince his mom to let him go on a sleepover at his friend's house. It's all questions no convo

  • @ikevin127
    @ikevin127 Před 4 lety +8

    Tom your beard looks great,
    were u featherin' it brother ?

    • @aaron6084
      @aaron6084 Před 4 lety +1

      He needs to warsh it in some Pepsi, get all the dog furr off it. If he doesn't follow proto, he's done.

  • @sampressey8281
    @sampressey8281 Před 4 lety +1

    You can actually see them warm up to each other though out the interview, it’s pretty cool.