Stephen Speaks Out Against Diplomatic Bullying

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  • čas přidán 18. 11. 2016
  • After China reprimanded its citizens for fat-shaming the leader of North Korea, Stephen has concerns about other heads of state who might be victimized.
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  • @unvergebeneid
    @unvergebeneid Před 7 lety +312

    To be fair, fat-shaming becomes a lot more legitimate when the fat person is the despotic leader of a starving country.

    • @timberho3935
      @timberho3935 Před 7 lety

      Penny Lane fat people's are gross

    • @artikagunathasan4040
      @artikagunathasan4040 Před 7 lety +14

      Wilt Min As are those who have never heard of grammar...

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers Před 7 lety

      Penny Lane
      north Korea?

    • @juezou9817
      @juezou9817 Před 7 lety +3

      Penny Lane We have been calling the Kims, fatty the first, fatty the second and fatty the third... we won't stop anyway

    • @charlesmiano781
      @charlesmiano781 Před 7 lety +1

      Na Na

  • @ghetis396
    @ghetis396 Před 7 lety +635

    Speaking of marriage, how many First Ladies do you think we'll have while Trump's president?

    • @abhishetty2637
      @abhishetty2637 Před 7 lety +51

      the current one is 46, her clock has already run out , so you can expect a new 20 year old gold digging Slavic girl in a year or 2

    • @nathanfielure4305
      @nathanfielure4305 Před 7 lety +44

      Assuming his little hands still work.

    • @ramonawhitaker4503
      @ramonawhitaker4503 Před 7 lety +7

      Various Curious ewwww! lol😂

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine Před 7 lety +10

      While Melania is already too old for him, I think he's still having fun playing president until mid-2017, but then his vanity kicks in and he finds a borderline brain dead foreign woman to "import" illegally and marry. Regardless, I bet he doesn't go a month without some sort of cheating scandal at least being hinted at. You think he's full of (shit) himself now???? Just wait....

    • @Tyrannosaurine
      @Tyrannosaurine Před 7 lety +16

      +Na Na
      Loosely quoted: "Please keep running your mouth about anyone whose opinion is different than yours"
      (Continues on about how his/her opinion is superior and why yours is shit)

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith Před 7 lety +263

    Duck Dynasty is saying goodbye because they're probably joining the Trump cabinet

    • @rosemery09
      @rosemery09 Před 7 lety +5

      Donald Dump's cabinet.

    • @tricongaming
      @tricongaming Před 7 lety +9

      rosemery09 you misspelled drumpf

    • @1994CPK
      @1994CPK Před 7 lety +3

      +Tricongaming actually its President Elect Donald John Trump

    • @KodahSmith
      @KodahSmith Před 7 lety +21

      1994CPK
      Or just skip the niceties and call him Donald "the Cheeto" Trump

    • @1994CPK
      @1994CPK Před 7 lety +2

      Kodah Smith that would be cool too

  • @MsGrapeNehi
    @MsGrapeNehi Před 7 lety +377

    Even with the eternal winter, Narnia is looking better and better right now. #NarniaOrBust

    • @BodaiouslyInstigated
      @BodaiouslyInstigated Před 7 lety +9

      The eternal winter ends after the witch is defeated by the Pevensies and the resurrected Aslan.

    • @Kat-zh9cn
      @Kat-zh9cn Před 7 lety +22

      +Some Body That just makes Narnia even more appealing. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my wardrobe.

    • @zeroforconduct8008
      @zeroforconduct8008 Před 7 lety +1

      +Kuro Kitten Our Overlord Donald Trump will sent out his henchmen to burn out every wardrobe in America.

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 Před 7 lety +1

      Nothin' wrong with winter if you're equipped right. 👍

    • @BodaiouslyInstigated
      @BodaiouslyInstigated Před 7 lety

      Kuro Kitten That was the point.

  • @Tinandel
    @Tinandel Před 7 lety +136

    I think the real question here is why anyone still uses Facebook.

    • @Mastermindyoung14
      @Mastermindyoung14 Před 7 lety

      for the lolz

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Před 7 lety +2

      mostly because we don't want to disappoint our grandmothers, who fear we will 'unfriend them'.
      And it helps to explain things since our grandparents are the ones that spread the fake stories the most.

    • @cminmd0041
      @cminmd0041 Před 7 lety +2

      Facebook is great for sharing cute pictures of kids and vacations. Period. NOT for THE NEWS!?!?!?
      Bot aggregators and algorithms? That's their idea of journalism? I guess if Trump is your idea of a president, then you have no standards.

    • @FrancesBaconandEggs
      @FrancesBaconandEggs Před 7 lety +7

      Tinandel I left Facebook last week. I couldn't handle how many lies were circulating.

    • @rb6042
      @rb6042 Před 7 lety

      Facebook is another big conglomerate that makes billions off the stupidity of everyday people many of whom can't even afford the internet bill they get every month in order to have facebook.

  • @glardian966
    @glardian966 Před 7 lety +234

    Video starts at 0:00

  • @godzillasaurbuttersworth3176

    You know, after I found out that I was finally able to marry, and that the years of having to hide my relationships were over, my first thought was
    'man, I got to get me a van'

    • @eamonlauster1181
      @eamonlauster1181 Před 7 lety +21

      You society-destroying fiend!

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Před 7 lety +8

      "Fuck. I was hoping that bet would never have to pay out. I really didn't want to be the soccer mom...."

  • @onesixski
    @onesixski Před rokem +5

    I watched every one of these episodes when they came out in 2016, and watching them again in 2022- knowing we’re still not out of the woods yet but SOOOO much better off than that nightmare era, is really cathartic to view.

    • @jeremycurtis2334
      @jeremycurtis2334 Před 9 měsíci

      I’ve been rewatching the last year or so but especially given the WGA and SAG strikes.
      In one sense we’re better, in one sense we’re not.
      And although I support the strikes, come on studios, give it up bc we need the new episodes now!

  • @broomhandel3960
    @broomhandel3960 Před 7 lety +120

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time Jon Batiste says some cringey quip.

    • @ricksanchez8521
      @ricksanchez8521 Před 7 lety +8

      Annnnnnnnddddd I'm dead.

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe Před 7 lety +2

      Batiste is like Paul was on Letterman... at first he is annoying but then eventually you get use to him.

    • @hendrikc.5984
      @hendrikc.5984 Před 7 lety +2

      yes, "Broom Boi" clearly is the authority I will trust on what is cringey and what is not

    • @im7559
      @im7559 Před 7 lety +15

      I think he's funny! He's like Colbert's hype man

    • @broomhandel3960
      @broomhandel3960 Před 7 lety +2

      Some thing Why you gotta be mad? It's a joke :c

  • @stalk8r
    @stalk8r Před 7 lety +134

    Why does the band guy have a mic on, when he is not singing? I mean, he doesn't joke, he doesn't play into anything, he just laughs a bit louder than the audience. What is the point?

    • @Lady-Lilith
      @Lady-Lilith Před 7 lety +14

      Vilkku They are keeping the same format Letterman had....I hated it then and I hate it now.

    • @mattlife25
      @mattlife25 Před 7 lety +29

      why are you so triggered by it,

    • @dan-im3rg
      @dan-im3rg Před 7 lety +10

      did'nt paul also have a mic during the letterman show?

    • @fearsomestm00c0w
      @fearsomestm00c0w Před 7 lety +8

      Cos he's fucking annoying.

    • @Mirandorl
      @Mirandorl Před 7 lety +1

      He actually drowned out the punchline to a joke at one point. I want someone to shove a cloth in his mouth

  • @Sunshine-zm1fx
    @Sunshine-zm1fx Před 7 lety +31

    "Heil Trump"
    "Can we at least wait a little while longer before putting up the 2020 campaign signs?"
    Too real.

    • @onesixski
      @onesixski Před rokem

      In 2022, with the people putting up those hand signals at his rallies now- it’s prophetic.

  • @SkillUp
    @SkillUp Před 7 lety +9

    Every day, more and more like the Colbert Report. Love it :)

  • @yonyonson3102
    @yonyonson3102 Před 7 lety +58

    Ok Stephen so you're not going to talk about the Trump supporter who was beaten at a traffic light right? No, no of course you wont.

    • @JokersRWildStudios
      @JokersRWildStudios Před 7 lety +21

      Yon Yonson At least he has Obamacare...for now.

    • @philipripper1522
      @philipripper1522 Před 7 lety +4

      www.snopes.com/black-mob-beats-white-man-for-voting-trump/ You mean this, Yon Yonson?

    • @edgarlopez8986
      @edgarlopez8986 Před 7 lety +4

      Yon Yonson no one cares

    • @10albertw
      @10albertw Před 7 lety +5

      Posting from snopes, claiming it was done for a traffic violation? So was the violation getting pulled from his car by several thugs, as they shouted he voted for Trump while they filmed the racist beating? The nice thing about youtube, till they change it, we can still find the news here and not having to go in search of what we hoped to find.

    • @yonyonson3102
      @yonyonson3102 Před 7 lety +1

      Well Livid Imp. If you watch the video where the man who was beaten in that video talked to a reporter about what happened. You would know that he said the 4 black men said "He must be one of those white boy Trump supporters, dont worry we'll beat his ass." So if the fight wasn't about Trump, then those men must have just kicked the shit out of him for no reason.

  • @Michaelartzer
    @Michaelartzer Před 7 lety +76

    I can't wait to see Stephen's take on what the cast of Hamilton did to Pence

    • @sinaireyes6759
      @sinaireyes6759 Před 7 lety

      crazy..

    • @ouareaugirl
      @ouareaugirl Před 7 lety +4

      wait what happened??

    • @codes5218
      @codes5218 Před 7 lety

      Lou McLaren yeah tell me

    • @octopus3372
      @octopus3372 Před 7 lety +14

      It was fucking hilarious lmao. Then Trump threw a temper tantrum on Twitter about it.

    • @ouareaugirl
      @ouareaugirl Před 7 lety +8

      Jesse Guzman Ugh His call for safe spaces was the height of hypocrisy

  • @ValtteriNieminen
    @ValtteriNieminen Před 7 lety +26

    "yay the future is a coin toss"

  • @kewpified
    @kewpified Před 7 lety +8

    Thank you for talking about diplomatic bullying. It's gotten out of control with all the murder threats. In Michigan, our electoral college members have received innumerable threats that range from putting a bullet in their brain to running over their children.

  • @AndreDominguez1
    @AndreDominguez1 Před 7 lety +52

    Gotta love Stephen Colbert. This dudes awesome! Love ur show man

    • @warmwxrules
      @warmwxrules Před 7 lety +2

      Show is horrible. Conan is the only quality late night show.

    • @AndreDominguez1
      @AndreDominguez1 Před 7 lety +19

      warmwxrules just an opinion man calm down

    • @paulakeller3006
      @paulakeller3006 Před 6 lety

      Andre Dominguez agree especialy he manage 2 put a wedding ring in his tiny hands i mean small penis lol

  • @tochi4074
    @tochi4074 Před 7 lety +24

    Am I the only one who gets annoyed by the loud laughter of the piano player?

    • @stopstalkingmegoogl
      @stopstalkingmegoogl Před 7 lety +9

      Tochi Ejimofo no there is always somebody in the comments bitching about his presence.

    • @molsondutch93
      @molsondutch93 Před 7 lety +1

      Tochi Ejimofo its all I can pay attention to

    • @tpt1122
      @tpt1122 Před 7 lety

      It's better than Paul Schaffer repeating everything Letterman said...

  • @jamespatrick6939
    @jamespatrick6939 Před 7 lety +69

    well we will have a WHITE house after all, god Im already missing the Obamas. or the Bush for that matter

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 Před 7 lety +6

      James Garfield didn't finish his term. I think we could put his zombie in charge.

    • @necronlordoflawtan
      @necronlordoflawtan Před 7 lety +4

      Okay, we the -people- mad scientists, in order to form a more perfect cabinet, do hereby put fourth Zombie Teddy Roosevelt/Zombie Abe Lincoln for the "Brains" party.

    • @jamespatrick6939
      @jamespatrick6939 Před 7 lety

      well to be honest at this moment id rather have Sarah Palin or Mr. Peridot as president...

    • @Xxaire31
      @Xxaire31 Před 7 lety +1

      +Gerardo Pacheco Jen Bush would be nice right now... Mitt Romney?

    • @TheJSmithBA
      @TheJSmithBA Před 7 lety +3

      Obama and his attorney general are racist though

  • @denike1617
    @denike1617 Před 7 lety +58

    Oh America! once great America! How thou art fallen from glory, living in the shadow of thy once self.
    Thy leader a fool, and thy people mostly deplorables!
    Oh America! once great America how thou art fallen.

    • @wilhelm3594
      @wilhelm3594 Před 7 lety +1

      denike
      Obama is still the president, I can't think of a way to call you and idiot in Shakespearean so I'll leave that up to you
      Also Hillary won the popular vote. You should really read up a bit

    • @kills456
      @kills456 Před 7 lety

      denike beautiful so can I get your number

    • @denike1617
      @denike1617 Před 7 lety +1

      Wilhelm dude at the end of the day ur president is gonna be Trump! or more like ur supreme leader!

    • @kills456
      @kills456 Před 7 lety

      Wilhelm Shes right you knkw

    • @kills456
      @kills456 Před 7 lety

      denike just curving me in the comments I see

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +97

    Fakebook is the root of all evil

    • @ajinkyakamat2856
      @ajinkyakamat2856 Před 7 lety +1

      There is a jew joke here... somewhere.

    • @vaibhavgupta20
      @vaibhavgupta20 Před 7 lety

      sharing on facebook is root of all evil

    • @sudevsen
      @sudevsen Před 7 lety +4

      "Facebook was a mistake"

    • @varana
      @varana Před 7 lety +1

      You should put that as a quote on a Mark Zuckerberg picture and post it on Facebook.

    • @lucysixm
      @lucysixm Před 7 lety +3

      I'm kinda thinking evil somewhat preceded Facebook by several years.

  • @MadBrainBox
    @MadBrainBox Před 7 lety +54

    Give Justin Bieber to the Volcano Gods.Please.

    • @thelonecabbage7834
      @thelonecabbage7834 Před 7 lety +6

      Volcano be like :
      "Fuck that. You keep him*

    • @MadBrainBox
      @MadBrainBox Před 7 lety

      Mark Contini
      That or pop up a super volcano in anger.

    • @ricksanchez8521
      @ricksanchez8521 Před 7 lety +29

      No, please don't piss off the volcano gods...

    • @JETWTF
      @JETWTF Před 7 lety +25

      They tried, he was spit out.

  • @captainuseless1071
    @captainuseless1071 Před 7 lety +147

    Most middle aged people can't tell between fake or real news. Get educated

    • @n2nsnakeyes222
      @n2nsnakeyes222 Před 7 lety +2

      Well give me an education then i'm 35 i know who the fake news is i just want to hear what you say.

    • @Punk-Mask
      @Punk-Mask Před 7 lety

      These were all real news

    • @AbsoluteSkycaptain
      @AbsoluteSkycaptain Před 7 lety

      +N2NSnakeyes Come back in 10 years when you're middle aged?

    • @foraminutethere23
      @foraminutethere23 Před 7 lety

      AbsoluteSkycaptain well we've grown up with it. As I argued with these people I realized that a lot of them couldn't do a Google search to research.

    • @tzmythos
      @tzmythos Před 7 lety +5

      Really? Well I'm late 60's, as are my friends, and we are more educated than many of you, more capable of, and willing to research our facts. So stop being an age-bigot. It's unbecoming.

  • @maxkenny9503
    @maxkenny9503 Před 7 lety +32

    Oh no! He said we made it to Friday last night! That means he must've known we were going to make it to Friday! Holy shit Stephen, I knew you had said you have weird magical powers on multiple occasions, but I never believed you until now!

    • @chi1234567ful
      @chi1234567ful Před 7 lety +7

      Friday was last night.

    • @maxkenny9503
      @maxkenny9503 Před 7 lety +1

      Oh, I clearly don't know what I'm talking about. Stephen! You may or may not have weird magic stuff!

    • @chi1234567ful
      @chi1234567ful Před 7 lety

      YUMHardyABC Gaming He doesn't, he would've forseen Trump's victory

    • @maxkenny9503
      @maxkenny9503 Před 7 lety +1

      Tru.

    • @chi1234567ful
      @chi1234567ful Před 7 lety +2

      YUMHardyABC Gaming Haha

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows Před 7 lety +28

    So the Duck Dynasty has finally been brought down by their greatest rival, the Noble House of the Wascally Wabbit.

    • @ctirons
      @ctirons Před 7 lety +1

      KingOfMadCows You win.

  • @rysun8709
    @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +206

    I support the sacrifice of Taylor Swift for the future of humanity

    • @thelonecabbage7834
      @thelonecabbage7834 Před 7 lety +25

      That will do nothing. The volcano gods demand the blood of Miley Cyrus.
      Not me, the volcano gods.

    • @moilalgeroise248
      @moilalgeroise248 Před 7 lety

      I do too :D

    • @juliusgreen9179
      @juliusgreen9179 Před 7 lety +7

      Mark Contini To be sure, lets sacrifice them both.

    • @JG-lv1wq
      @JG-lv1wq Před 7 lety +8

      Ry Sun add the Kar-trashian coven to it

    • @wayneurquhart1967
      @wayneurquhart1967 Před 7 lety

      I quite like Taylor Swift, in fact anything rawer than Leanne Rimes completely befuddles me. Miley is way too raunchy, the VG's can have her.

  • @PIRAKAS666
    @PIRAKAS666 Před 7 lety +23

    I think no one was more fact checked than Donald. Even now his every step is monitored by every late show since its all they are talking about lmao
    Trump isn't a president yet but already secured job of every comedian for next 4-8 years.

    • @TalesStahl
      @TalesStahl Před 7 lety +23

      ... if he don't put them in a prison

  • @everburning8127
    @everburning8127 Před 7 lety +50

    One year from now, 30 seconds into every opening monologue, "How did this happen?".

    • @georgeweasley54
      @georgeweasley54 Před 7 lety +9

      Too true
      And not just here, but in the UK as well
      And every time there'll be someone in the comments going "BECAUSE YOU VOTED LIKE IDIOTS THATS WHY"

    • @Gemvb
      @Gemvb Před 6 lety +1

      Yep, you're right

    • @MH-vo1cc
      @MH-vo1cc Před 5 lety +1

      Yup...still right

    • @froidesprit
      @froidesprit Před 4 lety +1

      Still right

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +12

    Horner, Comey and Assange should all get Cabinet positions if Trump wants to be the most crony president since Andrew Jackson and Warren G. Harding

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +4

      ***** maybe he should have a bipartisan cabinet
      it would justly reflect the status of the nation

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +1

      ***** Trump got elected because people where tired of Obama and Clinton
      in 2008 Obama got 69.5 million votes
      in 2012 Obama got 65.9 million votes
      in 2016 Clinton got 62.4 million votes
      compared to the republicans who since 2004 have gotten 59-62 million votes
      the Republican base has remained consistent, but the Democrat base has been declining
      the Obama presidency hasn't caused Republicans to vote more, but Democrats to vote less
      the Republicans haven't been winning, just being consistent, but the Democrats have been losing, and it was only a matter of time till a Republican took office
      if Democrats are looking forward to 2018 or 2020, they need to increase their base again

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX Před 7 lety +4

      Sith'ari Azithoth "Thing is, if Trump does what he says"
      that's a big if

    • @patriciabutler1994
      @patriciabutler1994 Před 7 lety +1

      Absolutely correct. We have to hope he goes the way of the Teapot Dome and not Jackson's Removal movement.

  • @5thhorsman
    @5thhorsman Před 7 lety +31

    Colbert it's getting old already and its not even December yet

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 Před 7 lety +12

      5thhorsman Yeah well we're stuck with Trump for the next four years so get ready for the long run

    • @lous111
      @lous111 Před 7 lety +3

      His show is just too political for me...I miss Craig Ferguson, because mostly he strayed far away from politics and just kept entertaining.

    • @5thhorsman
      @5thhorsman Před 7 lety +4

      Colbert is a turning into a one trick pony and the trick is getting old fast , I don't care who won it's the president not the king .. it was funny for a little while but this is getting ridiculous I can't take another week of this shit forget about four years .. I'm pretty much done with Colbert for a while ..

    • @foraminutethere23
      @foraminutethere23 Před 7 lety +4

      5thhorsman if he stops mocking trump I'll tune into someone who does.

  • @aliveangela7216
    @aliveangela7216 Před 7 lety +2

    Dear Stephen, I hope you know you are saving my life through your ridiculous brilliance. I could not endure this post-election stress disorder without you. God bless you truly and love you more than you could ever imagine for making me laugh through the pain. :) Love, Angela

  • @liberalsneedhelpamen9245
    @liberalsneedhelpamen9245 Před 7 lety +13

    Wow. How sad. He's still trying to get attention with Trump. It's like watching a little kid

  • @JohnnyYenn
    @JohnnyYenn Před 7 lety +9

    This comment section just makes me want to give up on life...

  • @alastairtivy-harris8129
    @alastairtivy-harris8129 Před 7 lety +7

    "It may not seem like it but, as we speak, heads of state are being viciously mocked in every country in the world. Except Canada, that guy is just hot!"

  • @cazia9
    @cazia9 Před 7 lety +2

    Dear United Airlines - does that mean that women have to chose between a purse and a carry-on?

  • @tanialupin
    @tanialupin Před 7 lety +1

    "Did you hear that time travellers? Now you know who to hunt last year"
    Lololololol

  • @lishiping84
    @lishiping84 Před 7 lety +20

    8:30 Oh Yeah, we Chinese call him 金三胖 (Kim fatty the third, well i couldn't imagine a better translation)。。。 i need to check the news if the request is true.
    But to be honest, I don't think it will help. Cuz we call Jiang Zemin "Toad", and we Call Hu JingTao “the emperor of facial paralysis". And we call Xi JinPing "bum". Hell even some of us call Mao ZeDong "the preserved meat" since his body is preserved.

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 7 lety +1

      Do you have any nickname for trump yet?

    • @lishiping84
      @lishiping84 Před 7 lety +6

      camelshit we have, but it's a joke based on the pronunciation of his name. If i translate it back, it may not be that funny. (we actually had a whole list for all of the candidates but i can't remember them.)
      We call him Tang the Broken Bed. It makes no sense in English.

    • @spinningjoe1992
      @spinningjoe1992 Před 7 lety +3

      微博已经搜不了“金三胖”了。。。

    • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
      @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 Před 7 lety +4

      So I would have to learn Chinese to get it.. ;)
      Maybe you will come up with other nicknames by and by since he infuckingcredible got elected, of course in doing so it might pose as great a danger as going around name calling the North Korean. I can easely understand the nervousness trump's volatile and immature personality brings about. In the whole wide world as a fact.
      Anyway, thanks for the explanation.

    • @lishiping84
      @lishiping84 Před 7 lety +2

      camelshit You are welcome, and spinningjoe just proved that searching the nick name "kim fatty the third" will not yield any result anymore in Chinese social media and search engine.

  • @masta865
    @masta865 Před 7 lety +3

    11 seasons for a reality-tv show like Duck Dynasty is actually pretty amazing if you think about it. Most shows like that don't last long.

    • @bringthepaynepayne9738
      @bringthepaynepayne9738 Před 7 lety

      masta865 But that waste of time KUWTK is still running with no merciful end in sight😟

    • @Daniel_Robinson
      @Daniel_Robinson Před 7 lety

      I'm pretty sure that's a mistake, it started in 2012

  • @BlackKnight_217
    @BlackKnight_217 Před 7 lety +1

    The Trudeau line is the TRUTH.

  • @BenjaminGr8
    @BenjaminGr8 Před 7 lety +1

    I'm glad I have had Stephen Colbert in 2016

  • @MidoriGal17
    @MidoriGal17 Před 7 lety +5

    Kim is his family name. Jong-un would be his given name.

  • @Nick_1790
    @Nick_1790 Před 7 lety +5

    Couldn't you people donate those shoes to a charity at least and next time just don't buy new balance shoes next time.

    • @pacificalliance3782
      @pacificalliance3782 Před 7 lety +6

      Sith'ari Azithoth Conservatives are just retarded. That's why they make stupid arguments.

    • @Kakemonster1898
      @Kakemonster1898 Před 7 lety +8

      The same thing could be said for Republicans and conservatists

  • @ItRemindMeOfHome
    @ItRemindMeOfHome Před 7 lety +2

    Lady Paul McCarthy is a compliment, not an insult

  • @cavejug3086
    @cavejug3086 Před 7 lety +4

    "How did we get here?"- some politicians asked themselves.
    By "selling" your elected office to corporate America, that is how! Do not worry though, you've been in the swamp long enough, no poison from Trump will be "bad" for you.

  • @guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248

    Shit. Now I can't wear my New Balance shoes.

  • @shadowshatto
    @shadowshatto Před 7 lety +4

    New Balance are the only shoes that don't make my feet hurt, I swear to god if some moron mistakes me for a neo-nazi, the shoes will have another use as a butt plug.

  • @nicholasford6866
    @nicholasford6866 Před 7 lety

    John Batiste's little comments and his awesome laugh brings me so much life lol

  • @keithfernandes3507
    @keithfernandes3507 Před 7 lety +1

    Everytime I hear the entertainment industry say "How the hell did this happen " ... I can't help feel it being arrogant ... They are disappointed because without the TPP they won't have more control of copyright laws internationally ...

  • @debradunbar6882
    @debradunbar6882 Před 7 lety +6

    love this guy

  • @dalisllama
    @dalisllama Před 7 lety +3

    Oh trust me, were having fun in Canada too...

  • @evifnoskcaj
    @evifnoskcaj Před 7 lety

    Loved the "Anyone in the audience married here?" Johnny Carson reference! Keep going! Fantastic opening monologue!

  • @cdismufasa
    @cdismufasa Před 7 lety +1

    Sometimes they are hit-or-miss, but without a doubt Stephen gives the best monologues.

  • @FishoD
    @FishoD Před 7 lety +3

    Could they turn off the mic from that band member? Holy shit he is distracting. I always wanted to hear "yeah" and "haha" "and heyy" during Stephens well prepared statements and monologues.

  • @sursr2820
    @sursr2820 Před 7 lety +9

    Savage!

    • @sursr2820
      @sursr2820 Před 7 lety +1

      +Omar K.

    • @dan-im3rg
      @dan-im3rg Před 7 lety +6

      Omar El Dagestani by making himself and americans a world wide laughingstock? great job...

    • @sage2592
      @sage2592 Před 7 lety +2

      Sur Sr they're so angry in the comments, they have nothing on TV for them but CMT and with duck dynasty ending they'll have less to watch beyond their reality TV habits.

  • @AnakinSkyobiliviator
    @AnakinSkyobiliviator Před 7 lety +1

    I know this is mistaken a lot, but as Canadian, I would like to clarify the claim: Canadian Head of State is the Queen or her representative, the Governor General. Justin there is our Head of Government.

  • @belongfav2915
    @belongfav2915 Před 7 lety +1

    Still asking "How did Trump win?" more than a week later.

  • @daveharrison84
    @daveharrison84 Před 7 lety +3

    Only 2 more months of freedom until making fun of Trump's hair gets you sent to the gulag.

  • @DaDunge
    @DaDunge Před 7 lety +3

    1:50 Sorry but Gavrilo Princip is still on the top of my list.

  • @jameschoi9220
    @jameschoi9220 Před 7 lety

    My dog chewed up my New Balances 2 years ago. I never loved my dog because of that... I never let it go... but now.... I am going to hug him! Come here brucy! German Shepherds are unbelievably smart and ahead in the times!

  • @michaelmiller6151
    @michaelmiller6151 Před 7 lety

    Heywood Jablowme, staff writer
    Whoever snuck that past the CBS censors deserves the highest of fives.

  • @wyattloftin106
    @wyattloftin106 Před 7 lety +18

    There are 666 dislikes on this video right now. Probably everyone of them are Trump supporters . My verdict? we're in HELL.

    • @moonspeech82
      @moonspeech82 Před 7 lety +8

      thank god ur verdict dont mean shit

    • @wyattloftin106
      @wyattloftin106 Před 7 lety +3

      At least I can hold my head up high knowing that there are idiots with terrible grammar responding to me. Thank God I'm actually smart, and educated😁

    • @jamesdaniel8097
      @jamesdaniel8097 Před 7 lety

      wyatt loftin spell out the six hundred and sixty six then don't be lazy bb

    • @wyattloftin106
      @wyattloftin106 Před 7 lety

      It's pronounced six hundred sixty six. There's no and in a number dude😁

    • @jamesdaniel8097
      @jamesdaniel8097 Před 7 lety

      wyatt loftin there we go gotta make sure the world knows about your spelling skills. Now go fly, be a legend!

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t Před 7 lety +8

    Well if course gay people are associated with vans, we can adopt now. The average gay person's car is aprox 50% more child friendly and 100% uglier than it was in the 1990s.

  • @Cold_Leftovers
    @Cold_Leftovers Před 7 lety +1

    I love how, in a segment about not fact checking sources and fake news, he reports on a known troll website as neo nazi news

  • @peterpiper7441
    @peterpiper7441 Před 7 lety +1

    How ironic that New Balance would support someone with no sole whatsoever.

  • @JohnBainbridge0
    @JohnBainbridge0 Před 7 lety +3

    Justin Trudeau has his own nickname for being all talk and no action. Actually, it's really just his own name: Just un Trou d'eau - Just a water hole.

    • @IJUSTNEEDASTUPIDUSERNAME
      @IJUSTNEEDASTUPIDUSERNAME Před 7 lety +2

      John Bainbridge HAHAHA HA

    • @logans8752
      @logans8752 Před 7 lety +2

      John Bainbridge except for the fact that he's kept more of his promises so far than Harper did

    • @JohnBainbridge0
      @JohnBainbridge0 Před 7 lety

      Comparing anyone to harper will make them look good :P

    • @Neon5050
      @Neon5050 Před 7 lety +1

      +Logan Grande Harper did lower the GST from 7% to 5%... just saying.

    • @TheArtemis07
      @TheArtemis07 Před 7 lety

      John Bainbridge, I truly wish we could have a leader like Justin Trudeau. He cares about his people, he is articulate and intelligent, and he is doing an admirable job. If only we could have had Bernie. He would have been a great POTUS. He, too, cares about the American people and would move our country in the right direction. Now, we are officially a fascist state, complete with a bigoted and ignorant demagogue. So sad for our country. I'm fearful for the future.

  • @nareeshkumar696
    @nareeshkumar696 Před 7 lety +4

    The random background music is fucking annoying..

  • @2011blueman
    @2011blueman Před 7 lety +2

    Damn it, now I can't wear new balance anymore even though they're the most comfortable shoes.

    • @MrMlbfan6
      @MrMlbfan6 Před 7 lety

      Leggo My Ego get adidas boost

  • @benjaminkading5401
    @benjaminkading5401 Před 7 lety

    What song is being played at 9:21 in the background? It's driving me nuts!

  • @tornagh9200
    @tornagh9200 Před 7 lety +3

    Did Stephen just fat shame AND mock the name of an unfortunate disadvantaged non-white man of Korean ancestry? Come on, he has suffered from unfair societal pressure all his life which made him what he is, and now he is disliked by mainstream white media and politicians. What happened with accepting differences in oppinion and culture? :(

  • @RGutz90
    @RGutz90 Před 7 lety +3

    People believe what they want to believe

    • @garybrocklehurst6784
      @garybrocklehurst6784 Před 6 lety

      I'd say most people believe because they believe in belief. Also people want to be accepted by their peers so being reasonably skeptical of commonly held beliefs is not an option. Do both of these for long enough and even the weirdest of superstitions become that persons the world view.

  • @JoseRodriguezJr84
    @JoseRodriguezJr84 Před 7 lety

    Great vid.

  • @TheStockCarStig
    @TheStockCarStig Před 7 lety +4

    Anyone that believes that Trump got in because of a few ridiculous news headlines is either in denial about how great Trump is or they are not that bright.

    • @rysun8709
      @rysun8709 Před 7 lety +1

      TheStockCarStig Tromp is the greatest thing since sliced bread. The great one will deliver us from doom, or take us there, time will tell.

  • @HamelinSong
    @HamelinSong Před 7 lety +5

    Kim is the last name, in Korea family's names go first... just saying...

  • @tamilou1270
    @tamilou1270 Před 7 lety +31

    Ha ha!!! the comedians are having a field day with this Trump presidency...i think they secretly wanted him to win...

    • @hedrocs
      @hedrocs Před 7 lety +3

      Tami Lou No comedians here just shills!

    • @phuckewe178
      @phuckewe178 Před 7 lety +2

      Who wants to watch a comedian that only has one set? Colbert, Meyers, Noah , etc have lost all their entertainment value. I bet even loyal viewers are turning the channel.

    • @123lowp
      @123lowp Před 7 lety +3

      hahaha!!! ... sometimes, I wish they would talk about something else... it's the same kind of jokes every night

  • @bobbycash4674
    @bobbycash4674 Před 7 lety

    thanks

  • @steph0614
    @steph0614 Před 7 lety +1

    Getting your news from the main stream media is the safest way to go. I watch CNN, NBC, MSNBC, PBS etc. I don't stick with one channel, and I don't listen to their political analysis. I just go for the news, then make my own conclusions from that.

    • @Dielonthug
      @Dielonthug Před 7 lety

      Stephanie luv If you really believe everything the lamestream media feeds you, you need to wake up. Their credibility is fading fast

    • @steph0614
      @steph0614 Před 7 lety

      Dielonthug i don't believe everything they tell me. i just listen to the news and make my own conclusion. and as i said before i always cross check with other news sources to see their point of view.

  • @endlessetudes2029
    @endlessetudes2029 Před 7 lety +4

    I give up. You're all beyond any sense of reason. People burn their shoes over a company's political party and you applaud them? Seriously, you're like children.

    • @davethewave9939
      @davethewave9939 Před 7 lety +2

      press x for instant sex he's talking about the audience, you know, the same audience that fucking cheered when Colbert talked about those meaningless, pointless Trump riots in the streets.

    • @endlessetudes2029
      @endlessetudes2029 Před 7 lety

      ***** literal cheers from the audience and if I remember he directed a comment to New Balance to keep shoes out of politics while calling the act of burning them "moving". you can't ignore the truth just because you don't like it.

    • @endlessetudes2029
      @endlessetudes2029 Před 7 lety

      ***** we're down to the word triggered now? i'm done. i'm not gonna argue with memes.

    • @artsyangel18
      @artsyangel18 Před 7 lety

      while calling the act of burning them "moving".--- he said it sarcastically... but i understand not everyone can understand sarcasm.

    • @endlessetudes2029
      @endlessetudes2029 Před 7 lety

      Sei Wot Naoh he wasn't being sarcastic, he was making a joke yet still painted it with a positive light. so, like I was saying, i give up. any further replies will be responded to with lenny face.

  • @LadyHashZ
    @LadyHashZ Před 7 lety +3

    Omg ! Seriously. Fire your band! They had so many opportunities to drop a beat and they didn't ! Except that annoying guy who keeps fake laughing and making all these unnecessary sound effects during the monologue #Fire !

  • @andrewrivers7895
    @andrewrivers7895 Před 7 lety

    diplomatic bullying sounds like a paradox

  • @tysonclarke012
    @tysonclarke012 Před 7 lety

    I love how everyone is spruiking doom and gloom, before the guy is even in office. Everything is awful, and nothing has happened to call it awful.

  • @Spicydosy
    @Spicydosy Před 7 lety +3

    or all the truth from wikileaks?

  • @FacadeWitch
    @FacadeWitch Před 7 lety +6

    Is this Colbert now? Every single day just constantly talking about Trump?

    • @e0o9kii
      @e0o9kii Před 7 lety +3

      It's not his fault Trump keeps doing stuff that puts himself on the news on a weekly basis.

    • @sdgdhpmbp
      @sdgdhpmbp Před 7 lety

      +JTN *daily basis, unfortunately.

    • @pacificalliance3782
      @pacificalliance3782 Před 7 lety +4

      Sith'ari Azithoth Conservatives just loathe logic don't they?

  • @maxstirnersego
    @maxstirnersego Před 7 lety +1

    The diplomatic bullying was my favorite part.

  • @GregRiceTarantulas
    @GregRiceTarantulas Před 7 lety

    3:06 Staff writer "Heywood Jablowme" ha ha ha!

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock Před 7 lety +3

    Kimberly Jon Unce unce unce unce..

  • @razibbaraljoy9978
    @razibbaraljoy9978 Před 7 lety +28

    All of late shows should rename to "Anti-Trump" show.

    • @northstar5
      @northstar5 Před 7 lety +24

      Go to bed.

    • @razibbaraljoy9978
      @razibbaraljoy9978 Před 7 lety

      Now, I watch only Conan.

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx Před 7 lety +15

      Razib Baral JOY "Anti-Trump" show? Hell yeah, Id still watch it.

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx Před 7 lety +7

      Amon Ra it's not the medias fault if trump is made fun of. That's because Trump is a joke. And why is the self esteem of Trump supporters so low that they can't even take jokes? In America there is something called free speach, if someone doesn't like Trump, he can say it. No one forces you to watch Colbert or other talk show hosts. Just leave if you don't agree. No one here cares about you.

    • @TheRealIronMan
      @TheRealIronMan Před 7 lety +14

      Well to be honest, Trump is comedy gold, the writers don't even need to put too much effort into it to write a decent Trump joke

  • @MrRodas777
    @MrRodas777 Před 7 lety +2

    "Speaks against diplomatic bullying" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, when reality is basically satire.

  • @123lowp
    @123lowp Před 7 lety

    love watching my fake news with Stephen Colbert

  • @FrankNStein-wk4oj
    @FrankNStein-wk4oj Před 7 lety +7

    So the guy who has bullying Trump during the election period is now educating us about bullying. Disgusting. And if you thumbed this guy up, you are disgusting, too.

  • @rakan200
    @rakan200 Před 7 lety +28

    she lost, cause she was a fricking horrible candidate, 9% of democrats voted for trump... that says a lot.
    anyway i voted jill. can't stand Hillary,

    • @mrtensed
      @mrtensed Před 7 lety

      But he won the election.. doesnt that mean majority are for him?

    • @Mirrorgirl492
      @Mirrorgirl492 Před 7 lety +3

      mrtensed Um, no, it's not one person, one vote. Do a little research (Wikipedia will suffice) as to how the President is elected.

    • @NotAveryJay
      @NotAveryJay Před 7 lety +5

      he lost the popular vote by 700,000 votes no the majority did not want him

    • @mrtensed
      @mrtensed Před 7 lety

      Blvck Light
      I didnt think the final count was done, can you post a link as to where the final voting count is with these numbers?

    • @Mirrorgirl492
      @Mirrorgirl492 Před 7 lety +4

      mrtensed
      Why not look it up yourself? There are lots of other places on the Internet than just CZcams and Facebook, you know? Google something like official electoral results, it's not that hard.

  • @billthegenericguy
    @billthegenericguy Před 7 lety +1

    Complains about fake news, then cites Southern Poverty Law Center. Nice one.

  • @piranha5506
    @piranha5506 Před 7 lety +1

    Lady paul mccartney 😂

  • @Thecriticguy16
    @Thecriticguy16 Před 7 lety +26

    It's time for Jon Batiste to go. He's so annoying.

    • @joaocabral4999
      @joaocabral4999 Před 7 lety +12

      Fuck that, i love Jon. He should participate more often.

    • @Thecriticguy16
      @Thecriticguy16 Před 7 lety +2

      João Cabral It's time for you to go, you're annoying.

  • @eliehaddad9561
    @eliehaddad9561 Před 7 lety +4

    How stupid should someone be for choosing someone like Trump over smart , tough and experienced woman such as Hillary ?

    • @TheArtemis07
      @TheArtemis07 Před 7 lety +3

      Elie Haddad, Hillary is a corrupt, neoliberal, neocon elite who was anointed by the DNC in the worst manipulation of the democratic process in American history. And, she and her party just cannot seem to see what they could have possibly done wrong. They ran a lazy and negligent campaign with the hubris of their "certain" win over Drumpf, and they ignored and alienated much of the Democratic base, including many of Bernie Sanders's supporters. She deserved to lose. I am sad and angry that Trump won because the DNC would not give Bernie Sanders a chance. He would have been a great POTUS, and now we are stuck with a fascist demagogue. Tragic.

    • @Daniel_Robinson
      @Daniel_Robinson Před 7 lety +1

      What makes you think she ran a "lazy" campaign? I'm not disagreeing, I just want to know your opinion

    • @flamingored960
      @flamingored960 Před 7 lety

      Daniel Robinson she didn't bother to go to other states to campaign like what Trump did also she didn't hold a lot of rally's and stuff like that

  • @AndreaDance
    @AndreaDance Před 7 lety

    Stephen nails it every time!

  • @monsieurded6768
    @monsieurded6768 Před 7 lety

    Stephen Colbert speaking out against diplomatic bullying is like Hilary Clinton speaking against the negligence of mishandling classified information.

  • @travisdk84
    @travisdk84 Před 7 lety

    anybody else get the CoD add with welcome to the jungle song playing then get mindfkd by steve saying "welcome to the late show" in same tune

  • @saviorsimon2729
    @saviorsimon2729 Před 7 lety

    Man Colbert is cold as ice spittin that fire

  • @danr.5017
    @danr.5017 Před 7 lety

    I can just imagine Kim Jong Un calling into a Chinese news show. "Stop calling me fat guys!!!!! I have as glandular problem!!!!!".

  • @tegridyfarms9972
    @tegridyfarms9972 Před 7 lety +1

    "First of all, if you can get a wedding ring around your penis, congratulations on getting someone to marry you." You're awesome, Colbert!