Keyboard crasher's lunch
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- čas přidán 13. 03. 2019
- I imagined a keyboard crasher lunch.
Look forward to what kind of food the angry keyboard crasher made.
This is a stop motion cooking video.
It is not a real cooking video.
I tried to make a pleasant sound.
I also put the sound of eating.
I used the sound of the keyboard of Filco's white-axis mechanical switch keyboard and truly's blue-axis mechanical switch keyboard.
Recommended for keyboard lovers.
Recommended for fast typing enthusiasts.
I would be glad if you could experience ASMR (Autonomous sensory meridian response).
If you feel comfortable sleeping, I am the best.
CG is not used.
I do not do image processing using software such as Photoshop.
It is a video connecting 2436 photos. - Zábava
For anyone wondering, I analyzed which keys he pressed on the keyboard at the very end, and what he types is "I need a lot of money to make stop motion cooking videos"
Wow 💀 good job for putting in the time and effort
@@lumeme9352 It wasn't too too hard
I want your eyesight and patience
I mean- he does destroy a lot of stuff so I guess it’s true
:0
This is exactly what wikihow would tell you to do if you have a broken keyboard
Bing*
E a t i t
it's just a stop motion it's not real
nikky chan
*-let’s pretend I don’t know that, genius-*
Oh snails
I like how he ate the keyboard, but not the tomato leaves.
Well yeah, he’s not a crazy person. I mean, who in their right mind eats tomato leaves?
@@sphygo seriously, what kinda of animal would eat the leaves
@@lemonplayz4032 What kind of animal would eat anyways
@@fifervonpiper6707 What kind of animal is this
@@eidolomere What's an animal
gotta love how every time he gets mad he eats something
Thats the power of stress eating my friend
just like me fr
Keyboard: *stops working*
Me, pulling out knife: I'm sorry but you've forced my hand
Y yeah yeah cool
I'm sorry little one
YOU are the oldest comment I can find on this video tell me, where did the others go? Are you the last of your kind? You couldn’t have been the oldest comment? Was there anyone before you?
Finally a comment that's not 0.5 seconds go
A creamy, moist, juicy, and rotting, sweetroll lmao I was just binging the channel and it was posted so I made a funny comment instead of just saying 'first' or something. Also I think all comments are recent cuz CZcams algorithm is strange
Glad to see I'm not the only one who take the crust off the keyboard before eating
#KeyboardCrustGang
Who eats keyboard crust?🤡
Same
@@datsmia1179 not me
hol'up
fun fact: in the shots of him typing he's actually typing what it says on the screen, like you could make it random and still get the same ending but the fact that he went to that much accuracy is mind blowing
woah man
I feel like it would be more effort to make it random than to just... type...
“NOOOO!!!!”
-Calmly slices keyboard
Imagine how economical our society would be if we could just eat all our broken unused items instead of throwing them away.
It would be very useful, but the taste??
yummy
everything is cake
But it's eco-friendly :D
Delicious cherry pits 🤤 Definitely doesn’t have cyanide in it
The sound of typing and cutting is so satisfying
Yea
Yeah bro
That's the point. ASMR
No.
I hate typing sounds
i love how he takes one bite of the sandwich and then proceeds to shove the entire half of the sandwich in his mouth
Heavy: eats sanvich
Robo heavy: eats robo sandvich
Ozomoc:
Keyboard: *Doesn't type the letter *Y**
Typer: **starts aggressively making a ham and egg sandwich**
Don't show this to HowToBasic. Just... Don't
Dont show this to buttered side down
Too late
*Throws hundreds of eggs*
HowToBasic : hmm... something is missing
omozoc’s brain : egg but it has egg already
HowToBasic : only 1 eggs!!
omozoc : sir this is normal
HowToBasic: throw 120,349,24.24 egg to the monitor
[Softly] Don't
The typing was so satisfying but also terrifying. I had teary eyes
@Potato #1 If you listen to it with headphones you know. It literally sounds terrifying
Some mone.. NO !!!
@@freddymedi681 what does it sound like?
you were crying.... over the sound of a keyboard?
@@onatic8058 dont worry they have a
This dude has the slightest bad thing happen to him and instantly pulls out the knife and eats the thing that’s making him mad
Let's hope he stays out of customer service!
@@cassiopeia4581 cursed comment
Good thing there was a warning at the end; otherwise, I would have eaten a keyboard.
Forget the animation, I'm more impressed that you can manage to eat a sandwich in only two bites.
Dear my mother lol
Yeah normally I eat it with one bite
Bruh
H e a t e t h e p l a t e
Lol I was thinking about the same thing
He could of avoided all this by just writing "cash" instead of money
man's gotta eat pal
@@aetheristicallyunusual true
The more you know
My mom was watching with me and she said "He should've just typed in cash!"
No plot means no good video
This guys knee jerk reaction to anything going wrong is to make lunch out of it
I have no choice but to respect him for it
What if you guys have a disagreement... oh no...
@@neropaulpaquet4505 "i disagree...hey man your looking tasty all of a sudden"
basic keyboard user: selects letter, ctrl+c then ctrl+v where needed
advanced keyboard user: makes it into a meal
He is angry so he makes a ham and egg sandwich out of a keyboard and mouse. Understandable, have a great day.
hangry*
@@birbooooo Henry
@@tawo1441 *Henry Stickmin
*Hungarian
His knife are made out of netherite
This guy: *has any inconvenience ever*
His knife: *“It’s a free real estate”*
1:13
ここ、派手にキレ散らかしたあと冷静に包丁取り出してて笑った
さすがキーボードクラッシャー、格が違うぜ……
1:19
Yes. As a stop motion cook myself, it is very important to cut the crust of the keyboard. The crust can lead to unwanted infections and it also taste chewy and bitter
X Æ A-12's lunch
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Ｙｅｓ.
Lol
When you are hungry but don't want to leave your room
I am so relieved, because I thought that I was the only one who ate my keyboard when it crashed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
*Proceeds to slice keyboard*
what type of sociopath eats a whole sandwich in 4 bites?
your mom
Me
I eat em in 2, why?
@@suairy6367 WRONG PLATFORM Pepega Clap
@@Jerry-du1gj bruh
As a rage-quitter, this is not only my lunch, but my entire week meal plan
I thought this was the top comment but it turns out this is the newest comment so I think your comment will grow because someone as refined as I thinks your comment was the top comment.
@@iSyriux well for me it's the fourth comment now so you might be right
Top comment for me
You must have a lot of moms to ask for money from.
True
me, an intellectual : *uses ctrl + C on the letter Y in anY text message*
Did you use it on your on text now too? lol
Humankind's most universal, relatable word: "No-o-o-o-o!!"
I didn't want to click on this, but I did. This was more entertaining than I thought.
same
After I saw your comment I was looking forward what was inside the video and It turns out that it has meeted my expectations as well
Your goddam right
I'm satisfied.
😁
moral of the story, kids: if your keyboard has stopped working, eat it.
Thx
reminds me if the 'great alternitive to recycling'-vine.
"when youre done with the bittle, eat it, fucking eat the botttle"
Yep
Ah, yes. The perfectly reasonable reaction for when your 'y' key breaks
Y
omozoc: NOOOOOOOOO
every inedible object around: *starts sweating*
Anything: breaks
Omozoc: *time for lunch*
Not gonna lie, this video is low-key making me want to eat my keyboard.
Teabee lol Low key
Low KEY
the keyboard looked so crunchy 😋
No! You will get sal monella!
3:24 lmao
Moral of the story: if your keyboard isn’t working, eat it.
On point 👌🏻
You ever get so frustrated that you eat your keyboard?
better cut off that crust before you eat
1:54 when your friend insults you while your playing games
True XD
i am dying xd xd xd xd
Me: knife out , better watch out 😈😈😈
when your friend knifes you in CS:GO so you knife him for real
LMAO
and all he had to do was copy and paste the letter y......😭
BUT HE CANT USE IT TO TYPE CTRL
Buy a new keyboard : ❌❌
Turn a keyboard into lunch : ✅✅
Anyone else: Single key doesn't work substitute the key or throw the keyboard out
Omozoc: Well damn now I gotta eat the keyboard
the people who disliked this are the people who tried this at home or thought it was real
Why would people do this?
Am I r/wooshing myself?
Minecraft Mai-san.
「お母さん金送って」って打ってる最中にキーボード使えなくなるの好きすぎる
I love how he just experiences a single inconvenience and immediately decides to consume his appliances.
Man really said:
“Aw man! The keyboard’s broken.”
*NUM NUM NUM*
This channels logic
If something doesn’t work,or you don’t like something
*eat it*
True.
Very true
It really works though, I use it on people.
Mr Eat it All might have been inspired from this channel
I'm still amazed on how the cuts are so clean
you have a anime profile pic you do not have the right to comment
@YTBread2002 Chill man, it's a joke
@YTBread2002 chill man
YTBread2002 calm thyself
I love how the entire families reaction to minor inconveniences is to just start eating their electronics
Random people: **comments 1 or 4 days ago**
Video: **3 years ago**
1:03 He can just copy "y" in "say" word by "ctrl+c" and put it after "mone"
Oh yeah it's big brain time
Or he can eat the keyboard
Bruh you steal my old comment without knowing it
@Lemon Hacking This can be done with the mouse.
@Lemon Hacking yes i know
Moral of the vid:
If something ever annoys you, dismantle it and eat it.
Lol
Lol
YES BAHAHAH
Thanks, my friend is really annoying
@@dhedetry8571 lol
How to type a letter you can’t type
1: copy the letter
2: paste it
IQ180
ive always thought that lol
Nah I'll rather eat sankeyich
ikr one can use virtual keyboard even... lol
The creepiest part is how this man can eat a whole half sandwich in 2 bites
3 mystery of my life
1- Area 51
2- Bermuda triangle
3- CZcams recommendation
30 seconds ago
He went through all of this when he could’ve said “cash”?
I thought that too!
Or pesos
when you rage quit but you're hungry.
bonus points for the proper diagonal cut.
‘ we have food at home ‘
food at home :
The Dead Fangirl LMAO
"How to fix a keyboard that's not working"
Google: Try unplugging it and plugging it back in
Bing:
Changing "money" to the word "cash" should have done it hahaha
ちゃんとお母さんに自分のチャンネルの宣伝してるのがリアル過ぎて好きｗｗｗｗｗ
しかもお金っていう時におか…でキーボードのＹが打てなくなるのも凄く面白かったですｗ
それなwww
okay but why are the comments so recent
i know right
Wait wut
CZcams being CZcams, I guess.
Why the hell am I being reccomened?
this going to be the new absolute territory comment section
Angry businessman's lunch got me here
Gyati Radhe me too
Same
Gyati Radhe me tho
I love how all of this guys videos are randomly appearing in my recommended now
Same. Sometimes the algorithm does something good. Once in a while.
キーボードクラッシャーの画角と机周りの感じをちゃんと再現してるの笑う
Ok, this is very weird, first CZcams recommending this video to me, and now reading comments that are 1 minute ago, this is really weird
Wtf same here
It was probably recommended to everyone.
Thanks for the caution to not eat the keyboard, I was planning on eating my keyboard after this video, much appreciated
I was about to too
Man's so poor he's eating his broken keyboard
I guess you could say the “key” to success was a good meal
*laughs in my god that was a terrible pun*
I too hate when my keyboard gets stuck and I have no choice but to eat it
Yeah, it happens sometimes
I like how you just casually say that like it happens everyday 😂
Parents: Have you been eating well after you left for college?
Omozoc: *proceeds to crunch the keyboard* yeah or course.
ちょっとトマトとパセリは食べもんじゃねぇぞ(洗脳済み)
What the cheese r u talking about (good thing I used translate )
"Do not eat keyboard" is a warning I never knew that I needed
anyone just come from Angry Businessman's Dinner?
Me
@@Nana-nk2ht xD
YES
Me
Indeed, first Angry Businessman's dinner showed up on my feed then this showed up
I don't regret
Whenever something goes wrong this guys just like
"Mmmmm, this suddenly looks tasty..."
Creativity and modesty at its finest.
moral of the story: when you get angry at something, eat it.
The Dutch people in 1672:
"what that mouth do?" Eats keyboards and rocks, that's what it does.
its funny how the caution at the end is needed cause you know someone gonna try.
Me:this is not real
my brain: hmmm this look delicious
Me:what
My brain: what
So underrated. My brain can relate to yours. Lol
my eyes says no but my brain says yes
my brain wins
The dislikes are the people who thought that he actually ate the keyboard
Where?
No wonder he needs money if he always eats his iPhones and keyboards
Maybe at places they are cheaper than actuall food. As a energetic healthy snack he could test banana software or at least have some spaghetti code with magnet tape as carbonara substitute.
I like my keyboard without the crust💀💀💀
3:02 eats a keyboard but not the greens of a tomato lol
Hahahahahaha!!
All the comments written between a few seconds to a few minutes ago while this vid came out on March
We all were destined to meet
B S It’s because the comments are on newest first ^^
destiny does sound cooler though
@@muller_9820 agreed
My man literally shat a whole new working keybaord. He is a human plant.
A new sandwich recipe has been just unlocked in your cookbook: Mousepad and trackball salad on white keyboard! You have also earned 10,000 Cooking EXP! Level up!
Lol😂
When your keyboard ain't working, just make a sandwich
Literally anything: _breaks_
This man: *aight, imma eat this*
The keyboard clicking sound would give an extra crunch to that delicious sandwich though
Here we go again
relatable
5 years since this came out, so much art and improvement since, and still my favorite. How many times have I wanted to do this.
The fact that this guy has to put up a "don't eat keyboard" alert makes me think there will be certain idiots who would think a keyboard is "edible".
*_eats entire sandwich in 4 bites_*
Luke Emmitt *_i see what you did there_*
"Oh, my keyboard isn’t working anymore?"
*"Guess I’ll eat it"*
I like to imagine after he's done "filming" he just sits there and stares at the finished product wondering how he got here
You properly made the sandwich 2x as tasty by cutting it correctly.
You got frustrated, and proceed to eat a keyboard without hesitation.
Seems logical.
do you ever get so angry at your keyboard, that you just start eating it?
relatable
Yea, it tasted alright. Would buy again.
weird flex, but ok
0:38 fastest typer in the world be like
I do it everyday
1:53 When your teammates starts smack talking in-game
lmao