Darth Vader gets Therapy
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- čas přidán 16. 11. 2023
- If you've ever lived a life of success and power, you're familiar with the benefits of having a spiritual advisor on retainer. It's a rise and grind world, and only those who operate on the highest vibrational levels can keep up. Do you think Vader was any different? Do you think he was able to deflect his boss' negative vibes and choose the light once again without guidance? It was Master Garian the whole time.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, we started a second channel called Ambient Popstar. It's a chill place for calming moods via sound. It's up and running again and you should check it out! / @ambientpopstar
You can also find an extended hour long version of this vid on AP:
• Darth Vader gets Thera...
Credits:
Star Wars TESB is Property of Disney
Darth Vader performed by Monty
Vader vocal effects - Lord Krit @EverestProductionsFanFilms and Lord Edmund Bryll
Garian Adderstone - himself
Production collaborator - Lord Edmund Bryll
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All through this, I was expecting Plpatine to break in and shout "Vader! Hologram! Now!"
Yes!
lmao I can hear this comment.
Same :D
Hahaha! So true!!
Nope. After all this he calls the bridge and gets Rick Rolled. "Nooooooo!"
No wonder Vader looked so relaxed strolling around Echo Base
I definitely feel this would be good for those who’ve been severely amputated, deep fried, and denied the rank of master.
Unless they ask you to feel the sand between your amputated/phantom toes.
😂 why
You caused me to spit out my ritz cracker 😝
@@darthtraya5992 who you callin' a cracker?
Bahahahahahaha!!!!! I almost spit up my breakfast hahahaha!!
Release another version with an extra 20 minutes of Vader breathing. I demand Vader's full 30 minute session!
And no morons interrupting. ❤
I was _so_ ready for the ending to go on indefinitely.
On it.
@@Auralnautsthank you
So accommodating
I actually followed Vader through this session, and it's actually quite effective.
I sat in a comfortable position, listened to the Master's words, followed the instructions on breathing and affirmations, felt Scarif's warm sun on my body.
Dudes, this is ridiculously good.
But those assholes that interrupted brought me out. Very frustrating. It’s a testament to Vader’s meditation skills that he could reenter his meditative state so quickly.
It made me realize that I could really use someone I can just say "Do you see what I have to put up with?" AND THEY JUST AGREE. "YES, it is so unfair. Now just focus on your breath."
I really felt that part in particular.
Same here!
Yeah! Vader had every right to broil that officious turkey well done. He was a bird brain. Some forms of the stupid just can't be cured. 🤪
Lol I did the same thing
I will spend the rest of the day obsessing over whether Vader objected to the mention of sand between his toes because he doesn’t like sand or because he doesn’t have toes.
It was the toes
2:47
Neither. He farted
It's not about the _sand_ .
It's the Sand People. Not the sand, people.
So this is how Vader spent his Life Day. It truly is a wondrous holiday.
It’s good that Vader’s getting some therapy, the Dark Side is strong but the stress that comes with it is something else.
The way Vader says "excuse me"?! was perfect 🤣
That part of the dialogue was nothing but a cosmic perfection :D
Hey all! In our retro Ahsoka video we asked people what they'd like to see us do next, and Obi Wan was the clear winner. We've got a video coming out sometime next week, but while we wait for the music to clear we decided to do a little cross promotion with one of our other channels (Ambient Popstar). Hope you enjoy chilling with Vader!
Hyped for anything this channel uploads honestly. One of the rare evergreen subs.
Thanks for this.
This was terrific, Auralnauts. Always looking forward to more. I've increased my fiber by 110% since discovering y'all, mostly through strawberries. Thank you. ❤🔥
Yea, yea 100
Auralnauts made me actually love Star Wars again. I suggest their version over the original all the time!
I could go for a meditations with Darth Vader series. For real. This was oddly very calming. :)
Yeah I think we need this
I'd watch it on D+
This was like the best combination of a 1-note deep breathing joke that worked better than it had any right to, an actual Vader therapy session, and a weird insight into the Auralnauts universe Vader lmao
I have to admit hearing Darth Vaders original voice was a bit odd. I've gotten so used to Auralnauts Anakin voice...
*Regional Manager Vader
Same
I think they're practicing working with James Earl Jones' voice, so that they can use it rap with (maybe some 2 Live Crew ?) ...
Also, Auralnauts Anakin doesn't kill ...
Was it JEJ? The cadence was way off like words they picked tapes and from ordered them out of put old.
I'm almost disappointed that this wasn't actually a 30 minutes long therapy session.
While reading the other comments. Some one requested the full 30 min session and Auralnauts Replied " On It" .😁
I think I needed this as much as Vader.
Update: I'm getting therapy now.
This was a good therapy session. I was with Vader the whole time.
I laughed out loud so much at this. The juxtaposition of Vader with a guided meditation AI is 😂.
One of the perks of Darth Vader's voice sounding so robotic is that the artefacts that come from stretching the audio to make his breathing sound slow don't matter so much. Also, as an Ambient fan I am digging the background music.
Why would they stretch samples, when there's even some guy credited for "Vader vocal effects"...?
"Try to go deeper with your breath, the warm sand in your feet, I am a symbol of hope...."
It was kind of relaxing between the chuckles.
Thank you very much for the funny therapy.
I m quite sure Vader got bit trolled by master Garian ROFLMAO
I wish real therapy was like that. 🥱
I've never seen Vader so peaceful and relaxed before. I can't wait for the program to become available to the general public.
All Anakin needed was positive affirmations 😔
Using the Darth Vader breathing sound effect to show a breathing exercise is brilliant, I don't know how you guys come up with this stuff
Hatha Yoga Rama Yoga Vader Yoga
I'm proud of Vader finally setting boundaries between himself and Palpatine. All 200 ft of boundaries.
Here in Germany it is getting dark outside right now. This video is so calming, I nearly passed into the world of sleep...
It is already pretty dark here in Finland. Sweet dreams of Vader's redemption (:
I saw the last act of "Return of the Jedi" on television in a Hamburg hotel when I visited. The German dubbed voices are the best!
I was so relaxed, I forgot about all the voices of the suffering through out the galaxy and almost fell asleep in my meditation pod.
I laughed all the way through! I'm sending this to my therapist right now.
So glad to have helped with this, can't wait to work more with the Auralnauts crew. Vadersmr is the best!
I didn't know I needed a star wars ASMR video this morning.
As soon as the breathing meditation started... my ass choked with laughter! Hilarious lol!!
Dang! That's actually a really good darth vader voice!
Because it's tuned.
I just hope its not AI, like the thumbnail, which Im also hoping is just an image they found on the internet through google images or something.
Absolutely. Probably best in Fandom.
It's absolutely AI
I thought it was Matt Sloan at first. His Vader impression is really good. They used him for some of of the video games like Force Unleashed and Battlefront.
I assume Vader's devotion to this exercise grounds himself emotionally and makes him a more effective killing machine.
I was waiting for the sand gag, expecting all hell to break loose. But this was surprisingly effective.
I see. Vader is practicing deep breathing at all times. Best retcon yet
This actually really chilled me out. Not done with the video yet so that might change...but 4 min in at least this is fun and helpful lol
Honestly, a full version of this with Vader breathing in the background might be nice.
Finally, Disney has provided the much-needed prequel to explain Vader's switch to the light side in Return of the Jedi.
How does this Vader voice sound more legit than Disney's Vader? 😂
I was waiting for Palpatine to say:OFFICE…NOW!
Holy crap. Who's doing Vader's voice?!
Reminder...Auralnauts is canon.
seriously! I thought they actually got James Earl Jones for a minute lmao
@@RosettaDesigns My theory is AI, as there is pretty good AI stuff out there, but also possible they just have someone who can really pull off Vader.
That's deepfake AI, and if I'm not mistaken, deepfake AI for Patrick Bateman, aka Christian Bale
you can do anything with deepfakes these days, also simple voice changers are easy to get.
Now we know Vader is never a crazy angry sith instead becomes a clever and calm tactical thinking sith I like that
I know this is a parody but it was extremely relaxing and what I needed today. Thank you always for your great work.
This channel deserves 10x the subs and views. Shame on youtube for not circulating this channel more.
Proof that meditation can help anyone.
Therapist: feel the sand beneath your feet
Vader: (instant panic attack)
Can we get like a 30 minute version so I can meditate with Vader after work. Super nice stuff.
Its so soothing hearing Vader chew up and spit out his affirmations.
I was half expecting Scariff the get blown up throwing off his meditation lol.
Great Video, Hope all is well on the Second Channel!
Yes! And I thought the impending doom and explosion would just be part of the relaxation process for the dark lord.
I release the past and embrace a brighter future... I use my power for the greater good... so good to hear Vader coming to the light ;)
Oh man. This is absolute gold. I actually feel quite chilled just listening to this.
I don' tknow about Vader, but I feel a deep sense of calm and well-being. Thanks!
Monte does an excellent impression!
10 minutes of guided meditation and 20 minutes of calm stillness is a power-workout for the soul, good for Vader!
Need this therapy. We need this
Lmao the "Excuse me it's not about the sand!" had me Ani probably wishes he could feel the sand on his missing feet 😂
Dude, you need to tag this as ASMR. This is crazy legit
I know this is ment to be funny - and it is as hell! - but after the last few years of my life this is smth. I can honestly use very well for actual meditation, thank You 🖤
Guided meditation is helpful.
The trouble is making time.
...and staying awake for the first few sessions, because truthfully? After a certain point yoru body interprets *relax* as 'OK I can go comatose now.' This is nothing to be ashamed of it is just a byproduct of how sleep has been the only time youv'e been able to relax combined with lack of good quality sleep.
Someone should open a yoga place called “Imperial Yoga” and feature this video to advertise the place.
I'm glad he is sensitive of Anakin's hatred of sand.
And that's how Vader became a god.😉 Thank you Master Garian.
But seriously, you can create an alternate version of this video without the humor undertones and truly turn it into one of those 'Meditate with Vader' videos that are so hyped recently
"Well done, Lord Vader. You've made excellent progress today"
"Thank you, Master"
"That will be 800 credits for the session"
"What!?"
Never actually had the patience to follow a youtube meditation routine before this one!
Master Garian: The BetterHelp of a galaxy far, far away.
You guys are incredible. From the very idea - to the beautiful realization. No cheap laughs at the end of the clip; only sincerity and wholesomeness - just the way it should be.....
This is excellent through headphones
Vader's therapist is so ableist! Asking him to breathe! Feel his toes in sand! And then, like all telehealth, someone has to interrupt. But I'm proud of Vader returning his focus gently to his breath, though I'm fairly certain this man has severe black lung. Very chill!
breathing exercises are a necessary component of rehabilitation therapy
The master was merely testing Vader when he mentioned that coarse subject
I'm so glad Vader is trying to get help and improve himself through a better and healthier mental state.
This is too hilarious, you guys deserve a galaxy's worth of subscribers!
Children walking in sand, and laughing, and pointing at you, "Master Skywalker, let us go for a swim?"
Shoot that is the best vader voice simulator I’ve ever heard!!!
That AI James Earl Jones voice is INCREDIBLE. Great job on everything, guys. This is amazing.
I really enjoyed this. It was strange how effective it was as both a fun joke and as actual meditation. I should do more nerdy meditation! Usually I get bored, but this kept me engaged and calm :)
I like to think vader just has Jedi Master Gellion in a cell somewhere hidden from palpatine and uses him as a therapist.
WOW!! Even the backyard neighbors got Force Tinglies from this!! Spectacular work as always
This is surprisingly wholesome, lol (and relaxing!)
This is actually pretty good for a calming session .
2:40 I knew there'd be a sand joke in there somewhere. Well done!
Lol how did I miss that? 😂
This was actually kind of therapeutic thanks
Awesome. Thank you !!!!!
I always appreciate your high standards of audio and comedic EXcellence!
Thank you whoever created this absolute masterpiece!!!! I loved it!! Made me laugh too in places!!! So Good!!!!!
Seems strange that Vader was able to find his place of relaxation with all that sand around
Thanks Auralnauts for this BRILLIANCE!!!!🎵🎶🎵 I followed since apparently I too needed THIS. Such tranquility to the soul. If I had money I'd sponsor a whole series of Vader relaxing in various solar systems (without interruptions). Pleaase try to give our Sith hearts some peaceful settings to meditate. Thanks for the fun beats & dances too.
I thought your old "extra thick" was going to start playing, it's an absolute banger, I still listen to it regularly.
Wow. Thanks for this comment. We absolutely channeled the hypnosis dude from that track when working with Garian.
XD Even Vader needs to calm down once in a while!
Appreciate Vader being polite and saying "please" when asking General Veers see not to be disturbed.
Man, I needed this today. I mean, not just the funny video, the therapy helped too. lol
I was expecting the therapy to change his voice to the regional manager Vader voice once he became fully calm.
Throughout all of this I was really entertained. Not only by the funny skit, but mostly by how SPOT ON Darth Vader's voice is. I say it sounds better than what we got from the Kenobi series.
2:45 Vader will get over the trauma of lava before he ever gets over his dislike of sand
Might work. You'd think it'd drain the Sith right out of him, but the deep breathing and full body mindfulness would be constantly reminding him of exactly where the constant excruciating pain was, reconnecting him to exactly those sources of Sith power.
His exhaling got me ROFL!
Auralnauts casually dropping some of the best asmr content on CZcams
Should be the calm app commercial.
I went along with this and it was very soothing. Thank you.
This was really relaxing... I feel great!
I go to therapy and normally my attitude towards my psychiatrist is very similar to Vader's. I am a bit worried now. Amazing stuff my dudes! 😅
It's *not* about sand!
4:20 I was having a fuckin' rough day, and then I wasn't really understanding this video. Then the lines at 4:20 broke me, I'm dying rolling on the floor. I 'get' this now lmao, it's amazing. literally. good work guys
"I don't like sand" - The Chosen One
Had me cracking up. But now it is my happy place.
It's difficult not to respond with "and also with you."
It's so odd hearing Darth Vaders iconic breathing slowed down, it feels new, as if I'm hearing it for the first time and not some background noise.
One of these months I'll remember to sign up for Patreon, but in the meantime ... Thanks!
NGL Vader's cybernetic lungs are rather soothing when he's not, you know, running around doing the Dark Lord of the Sith thing
the words of encouragement Vader tells himself are extremely ironic, but to me they still represent the good he was still capable of.