Eat, Pray, Love reviewed by Mark Kermode

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  • @JoshyyLT3
    @JoshyyLT3 Před 10 lety +470

    I love how Kermode always compares the length of these horrid movies to 2001

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Před 9 lety +68

      You can always tell it's going to be an awesome rant if 2001's running time is brought up.

    • @cccraigus
      @cccraigus Před 9 lety +66

      ***** I imagine him in the cinema watching it thinking "I could have watched 2001 in the same time it took to watch this nonsense".

    • @schex9
      @schex9 Před 3 lety +1

      Soon to be replaced by references to 2020??

    • @kinanshmahell8065
      @kinanshmahell8065 Před 3 lety +11

      @@schex9 thier talking about a movie called 2001a space oddyssy

  • @checkoutgirl
    @checkoutgirl Před 13 lety +67

    Amazing how determined Mayo is to interrupt Kermode's flow sometimes.

  • @allaboutdmagic
    @allaboutdmagic Před 14 lety +74

    "She goes back to Hollywood and Werner Herzog tells her there is no God. The end."

  • @jackphilipson671
    @jackphilipson671 Před 7 lety +77

    Eat Pray Love: The Herzog Cut

  • @LucyMcGough
    @LucyMcGough Před 8 lety +180

    I quite like the idea of finding out who I am by going to Italy to eat a bunch of pasta. I already know who I am, but I might do that anyway just to make sure.

  • @namefinder
    @namefinder Před 4 lety +58

    EVERY movie should end with Werner Herzog sitting the main character down and telling them "there is no God."

  • @grungeface87
    @grungeface87 Před 11 lety +92

    I actually enjoyed this film in a weird way, but I do agree with almost everything Mark says about it. One thing that really struck me was the fact that in order to do all the stuff she does, you would need to have a hell of a lot of money and free time. Was more a story of a rich person killing time than a lost soul seeking a purpose.

  • @AntanasOb1
    @AntanasOb1 Před 4 lety +18

    To this day my favourite thing about Mark is when he answers "Exactly!" to Mayos questions like "what does it mean"

  • @jvanness90
    @jvanness90 Před 8 lety +257

    Privileged white woman goes on a trip to appreciate her privilege.

    • @audreyadams9498
      @audreyadams9498 Před 8 lety +4

      errr no not really. She gives off mosy of her stuff in settlement to her ex husband and ventures off with only jer savings and she resigns her job as well.

    • @danielarshad5423
      @danielarshad5423 Před 8 lety +38

      Uh oh, we got someone who's finally found themselves over here.

    • @Lengstrom
      @Lengstrom Před 7 lety +39

      So basically it's about a white woman so privileged she is bored with her privilege, and has the ability to trade it in for other, better privilege.

    • @sueblack5794
      @sueblack5794 Před 5 lety +15

      @@audreyadams9498 Have you read the books? She LEAVES her husband because she just wasn't happy anymore, boohoo. He got all of her money because she walked out on him so she should go eat pasta. She then leaves the man she meets in Bali for another lover post Eat Pray and Love. A cycle for her, leave another long-term lover and then write a book. She is very privileged and has the mentality of her happiness matters more than anything or anyone else. That is some BS. She is a entitled privileged woman who places herself above those around her.

    • @mrssparta4594
      @mrssparta4594 Před 3 lety +5

      Oh please, just because she was born in a privileged life doesn’t mean that her journey was not a good experience and life changing for her. It’s different obviously for people in other situations, people who cant just travel across the world, but the movie has some good messages. How to get out of a situation that makes you unhappy, to trust your feelings and rely on yourself and follow your dreams. That it’s never to late to do what you want and stop pleasing everyone. To focus on yourself and your spirituality and finally loving yourself again and being stronger than ever. That could also happen without the traveling, but that was her choice of coping. It also shows a very open mind and respect to the culture of others.

  • @fpspwny995
    @fpspwny995 Před rokem +2

    There's learning to love oneself and then there's narcissism.
    And Eat, Pray, Love cannot tell which one is which.

  • @loiracitr
    @loiracitr Před 3 lety +22

    In their defence it is true that in Italy we are all handsome, speak with our hands and eat losts of pasta and all the guys look exactly like Luca Argentero

  • @tigermunky
    @tigermunky Před 11 lety +37

    One of the most disgusting films I have ever seen. It's a view of the world as seen by an American who has never left America. Mark perfectly sums it up with the word 'grotesque'.

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT Před 9 lety +78

    I love his succint review of this movie; Eat, Pray, Love, Vomit. Simple, quick and says it all.

  • @floragosling84
    @floragosling84 Před 7 lety +57

    "pea brain", original bromance

  • @blokey8
    @blokey8 Před 11 lety +30

    This is what I love about Mark- referencing 2001, Werner Herzog and the Emmanuel films in the same review :)

  • @CiprianHanga
    @CiprianHanga Před 3 lety +31

    I went to work in Italy for a year in 2011 and before going I watched Eat, Pray, Love and The Tourist.
    Well, let me just say that my experience there was slightly different than what I saw in the movies. I was outraged the Italians didn't invite me to dinner to teach me Italian while feeding me traditional food!

  • @KesselRunner606
    @KesselRunner606 Před 5 lety +14

    It's easy to go "Find yourself" if you have money enough to take a year off work and live a luxuriant holiday in exotic locations around the world.
    You want to "Find yourself"? Try and living pay-cheque to pay-cheque week after week and live a good life.

  • @kevinsoutham
    @kevinsoutham Před 5 lety +19

    Simon mayo desperately trying to tell mark that he is in no position to criticise or make jokes about people who excessively talk with their hands 😂

  • @tigermunky
    @tigermunky Před 9 lety +52

    I found this film offensive to all my senses and horribly offensive to every nationality stereotyped. It's as though the film was made by someone who had never left the US and had never met anyone from the countries featured in the movie. So they just wrote a script around what they thought Indians and Italians were like. Clearly the writers thought that all Italians are like Super Mario and jump around talking about pizza.
    It actually made me mildly angry.

    • @audreyadams9498
      @audreyadams9498 Před 8 lety

      as a culturally sensitive person I didnt find the movie offensive. As you know it is a VIEW of a specific person and her experiences

    • @eddenoy321
      @eddenoy321 Před 7 lety +9

      So did your "Pretty Woman" fantasy ever work for you,AA ? Julia Roberts is your role model ?

  • @soundslave
    @soundslave Před 12 lety +10

    I know a girl who is like this woman. Obsessed with going to other countries and transparently adopts their religion and culture and bores me to death about it all.

  • @321michywishy
    @321michywishy Před 5 lety +16

    so i started watching this movie just now and then started counting how many times Julia Roberts complains in the script, eventually i got annoyed and bored with the main protagonist and honestly started reflecting on people i knew in my life who are exactly like her. i needed a video that would take the time to nicely critique the absurdity of the film and now i am here laughing my ass everytime Mark says erotic exoticism. thank you for summarizing the rest of the film for me. accurate

  • @Widmerpool99
    @Widmerpool99 Před 7 lety +14

    "I was talking rhetorically, peabrain." LOL.

  • @BarronBrothersFilms
    @BarronBrothersFilms Před 7 lety +9

    When he called Simon a pea-brain I burst out laughing and couldn't stop.

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 Před 5 lety +7

    dont think people give simon mayo enough credit for being a great foil/straight man to kermode.

  • @deanking4809
    @deanking4809 Před 8 lety +30

    I love the way Mark says 'populated only by parrots'

  • @rukhsanakhan5010
    @rukhsanakhan5010 Před 4 lety +13

    I was made to see this with a friend , I never forgave her.

  • @Sawrattan
    @Sawrattan Před 4 lety +5

    "Italy India Bali" instead of "Italy India Indonesia" tells you all you need to know about this film's cheesy exoticism.

  • @MissMadelineMM94
    @MissMadelineMM94 Před 2 lety +5

    the dynamic between these two is so cool.

  • @Some_Idiot_on_the_Internet

    Eat, Pray, Love; an unbridled narcissist's guide to learning to love yourself even more.

  • @combandpaper283
    @combandpaper283 Před 9 lety +34

    This is one of mark's best reviews ever :D

  • @haggisa
    @haggisa Před 11 lety +8

    I never get tired of watching Mark's glorious rants. He gets me with his Werner Herzog impression EVERY TIME. :D

  • @danifrade1403
    @danifrade1403 Před 7 lety +6

    I love watching Mr Kermode's reviews! Julia Roberts went to Bali to find her Guru in Eat, Pray Love. I come to CZcams to find my movie guru! Love your reviews Mr Kermode!!

  • @StayFractalesque
    @StayFractalesque Před 4 lety +11

    the shittiest movies bring about the best criticism - the film critique paradox

    • @CS-mo7xp
      @CS-mo7xp Před 3 lety +1

      in kermode's case definitely!

  • @ellenspear50
    @ellenspear50 Před 6 lety +4

    There was much more in the book. The film didn't really plumb the depths, as you'd expect of any feelgood film starring Julia Roberts. Not that I claim great depth for Elizabeth Gilbert, and I don't quite believe everything she wrote, but the book lays out her journey in greater depth and first-person detail.

  • @Deppherillion
    @Deppherillion Před 12 lety +10

    hahaha in the beginning,
    "theyre going to take a year off to find themselves-
    _What does that mean??
    _Exactly!" dunno why it cracked me up

  • @raisedonpopcornwithgrant9670

    “she goes back to america goes to hollywood and werner herzog tells her there is no god” 😂🤣 kermode you witty man you

  • @2901Josh
    @2901Josh Před 13 lety +10

    I love when mark compares a film's running time to that of 2001, I use it often myself. By which I mean I've stolen it.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 3 lety +1

      Not at all-you’re simply making an homage to it, a la Quentin Tarantino

  • @moriororbi6963
    @moriororbi6963 Před 9 lety +30

    Eat, Pray, Love VOMIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @jackknightsbridge5232
    @jackknightsbridge5232 Před 5 lety +10

    I wonder how many marriages have been destroyed by this childish nonsense

  • @gammacurve
    @gammacurve Před 13 lety +3

    love the way kermode compares all overlong films to the running time of 2001

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo Před 14 lety +7

    When he starts comparing a poor film to the running time of 2001: A Space Odyssey, you just know that asses will be kicked and names will be taken.

  • @Sapphonouveau
    @Sapphonouveau Před 14 lety +2

    Such jazz hands I have never seen.
    You go Mark Kermode!

  • @relinquis
    @relinquis Před 10 lety +12

    solid review.

  • @richardellipsis
    @richardellipsis Před 8 lety +30

    stop interrupting the rant Simon!!! jeez

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 Před 8 lety +7

      Yeah, it bugs me when he does that too LOL!

    • @foxybingo1112
      @foxybingo1112 Před 5 lety +3

      richardellipsis Oh no it wouldn't be the same without his dry retorts

  • @jeremygreenidge5209
    @jeremygreenidge5209 Před 6 lety +12

    Reverse the gender of the main character and the whole world would really be disgusted with this film. All you'd hear about it would be "Ah, that horrible film about a chauvinistic pig!"

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo Před 12 lety +2

    It took me a long time to find this video again, but that's only because "vomit" hasn't been tagged.

  • @juankenon
    @juankenon Před 13 lety +11

    there is nothing but fear desperation and murder...

  • @julespec
    @julespec Před 13 lety +22

    Towards the end, it feels like he'd been noticing how much the chick was amused (charmed) by his rant, and consequently he kind of veers into gratuitous exuberance... Not only is it a Kermodian rant (which is fine, I love near all of'em), but it's a cranked up, caricatured kermodian rant.
    Just take a look at how the more you hear the girl laughing, the more the flappy hands manifest themselves.

    • @humblescribe8522
      @humblescribe8522 Před 10 měsíci

      And Simon is clearly desperate to get a dig in about Mark not being able to criticise people for talking with their hands, but Mark is not having it.

  • @robmoss8198
    @robmoss8198 Před 9 lety +37

    Simon Mayo - what do you even add to your own show?

    • @popc5245
      @popc5245 Před 8 lety +5

      Devil's advocate, i think he is great but this is far from his best moment.

  • @jupitereye4322
    @jupitereye4322 Před 7 měsíci +2

    This movie reminds me of "Sex and the City", it is that kind of vibe. At that time there was no Instagram (actually there was but it wasn't wat it is today) and it has the essence of the modern "look at me and my cool life that is not ordinary like yours is" style. The most cringe part of this movie, that just so happens to be the culmination of the self realization of the main character, is the part when she "forgives herself". Dear Lord, it is the embodiment of stereotypical self help books, a virtue signalling via self reflection. It screams "I am special", it screams "I deserve love". And of course she does, she gets the hug from the life itself and the Earth. I hate it, absolutely hate it. I left the theatre craving Fight Club, for a dose of sanity.

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw Před 4 lety +2

    Eat, Pray, Love: Edge of Tomorrow 2: Electric Boogaloo. What a mouthful.

  • @ShutUpCatProductions
    @ShutUpCatProductions Před rokem +2

    I hated this movie. It’s just 2 1/2 hours of a lady crying over how good her life really is. She just doesn’t see it that way.

  • @Tbass17
    @Tbass17 Před 13 lety +1

    I can feel the wind rushing through my hair from all the flappy hands action.

  • @jackbasley
    @jackbasley Před 7 lety +5

    I really wanted to like this film, since it was a Ryan Murphy film.
    But I heavily disliked it.

  • @Ribofl4vin
    @Ribofl4vin Před 11 lety +2

    Anybody watching these via the rant playlist? Is he going to have a go at every film for being longer than 2001?

  • @ChiefRepublic
    @ChiefRepublic Před 14 lety +1

    Best review in a long time from Kermode.

  • @kickedinthecalfbyacow7549

    Bali is the Australian Magaluf

  • @nazirkazi2588
    @nazirkazi2588 Před 3 měsíci +1

    'Eat, love' could be a film where Julia Roberts visits a small bedsit in the North West to find a cure for anorexia..? Javier Bardem could be a bus driver on Route 273 that doesn't stop where she wants and they engage in fisticuffs.

  • @purpurina5663
    @purpurina5663 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Evidently im late to the party, but I think the movie (the story) fails as everything comes so easy to the protagonist. In each place she finds exactly what she's looking for, and pretty quickly. I know it's supposed to be feel-good, but I mean an episode of The Flintstones has more conflict.

  • @emmads9565
    @emmads9565 Před 11 lety

    Hahaha! The Herzog impression at the end…

  • @user-rx4sq5ds3j
    @user-rx4sq5ds3j Před 7 lety +1

    Eat Pray Love is also nearly an hour longer than Annie Hall

  • @CS-mo7xp
    @CS-mo7xp Před 7 lety +7

    'eroticised exoticism' lol

  • @JohnnyArtPavlou
    @JohnnyArtPavlou Před rokem

    I really enjoyed Richard Jenkins in this movie. Because it seems that he’s typecast as an impatient jerk. And in this movie, he really got to act and just share his humanity. Even if I felt that he was kind of doing a Jim Broadbent with that look.

  • @GauravVaidya42
    @GauravVaidya42 Před 14 lety +1

    @allaboutdmagic Is there *any* movie that wouldn't be improved by Werner Herzog? I very much doubt it.

  • @RyleyAtk
    @RyleyAtk Před 12 lety

    Best comment ever written, sir!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement Před 14 lety

    @oneworldfamily
    I think that's Justine with the news. I'm always enchanted by how the news and travel ladies effortlessly turn their BBC voice on and off.

  • @natec9420
    @natec9420 Před dnem

    A loose woman travels the world to ride the carousel. Enthralling.

  • @sjoormen1
    @sjoormen1 Před 2 lety +2

    problems of women with no problems.

  • @halflifeepisode34980
    @halflifeepisode34980 Před 9 lety +11

    why is Mayo such a sarcy git?

  • @MJStone1974
    @MJStone1974 Před 14 lety

    If only this was available on the red button to go with the show

  • @jgg75
    @jgg75 Před 3 lety +1

    So did he like it or not...?

  • @jd899
    @jd899 Před 14 lety

    Actually probably the best flappy hands review of the year

  • @eddenoy321
    @eddenoy321 Před 7 lety +14

    Well done Mr. Kermode. Glad to see that you trashed this idiotic 'girl power' movie ! A really funny review for a stupid movie.

  • @GothamClive
    @GothamClive Před 11 lety +4

    If you want to find yourself you should start looking at home.

    • @iannelson5933
      @iannelson5933 Před 4 lety

      I would have a look outside first, in case I was there.

    • @seang3019
      @seang3019 Před 3 lety

      You could call around your friends and ask if they'd seen you.

  • @chiteushamutete
    @chiteushamutete Před 4 lety +5

    "Eroticized exoticism and exoticized eroticism" lol. the best part...

  • @isidboy94
    @isidboy94 Před 9 lety +7

    one of the worst movie i ve ever seen. a point of view for other cultures totaly unrespectful full of clise. it is only good as a touristic traveling guide.....(you will like it if it is the first movie you see or if you have no idea of geography...)

  • @dawghead8576
    @dawghead8576 Před 4 lety +5

    Bickering like an old married couple. Wonderful.
    One of the worst films of all time given the hammering it deserves. Not as bad as The Piano or Truly Madly Deeply, but bloody close

  • @Exploramix
    @Exploramix Před 9 měsíci

    Spot on!

  • @ThePhudD
    @ThePhudD Před 10 lety

    Jesus, is there any way we can get through a review without an argument about
    semantics

  • @Elle-xf8mw
    @Elle-xf8mw Před 4 lety +1

    DO NOT INTERRUPT HIM

  • @justlettersandnumber
    @justlettersandnumber Před 14 lety

    Simon Mayo doesn't seem to understand what's being said or who he's sharing the studio with. Perhaps he's out of his element.

  • @dreddbustya2153
    @dreddbustya2153 Před 6 lety +1

    *ORIGINAL REVIEW*

  • @carpeinfinitum
    @carpeinfinitum Před 13 lety +3

    I should probably watch Gap Yah now

  • @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook
    @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook Před 14 lety +2

    One of his better rants. Would have been better if Simon hadn't interrupted so much.

  • @stirlingattfield7678
    @stirlingattfield7678 Před 5 lety +3

    Entitlement, not enlightenment. Travel porn and as deep as a puddle.

  • @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook
    @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook Před 13 lety

    Yea Mayo sometimes needs to just let Kermode get on with the rant. I still like him though. The show wouldn't be the same without him.

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio Před 14 lety

    Now that I have seen the Kermode review, I truly don't need to watch the film!
    Mind you, not that I had any intention to do it in the first place...

  • @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook
    @Noscrapsinmyscrapbook Před 14 lety

    They cut out the ending!

  • @Animavore
    @Animavore Před 14 lety +4

    :D Best tangent ever.

  • @Ukka68
    @Ukka68 Před 12 lety

    Ok the end joke got me good.

  • @importedmusic
    @importedmusic Před 13 lety

    @b3108 2001 is a film by Stanley Kubrik.

  • @stude5677
    @stude5677 Před 14 lety +2

    a rubbish Julia Roberts film? surely not.

  • @MrMattyMan
    @MrMattyMan Před 14 lety

    No really, what do you REALLY think about the movie?

  • @aquapendulum
    @aquapendulum Před 13 lety

    The lady in the corner has lost it.

  • @Professicchio
    @Professicchio Před 14 lety

    @Lostdog171 You really need to check him out or you seriously might end up not fully knowing what "great cinema" truly is

  • @StephNuggs
    @StephNuggs Před 4 lety +1

    Eat, Pray, Queef

  • @stroodlepup
    @stroodlepup Před 4 lety

    Accurate. A few clicks and a calculator would definitely prove this

  • @ThePhudD
    @ThePhudD Před 12 lety +2

    Does anybody else start shouting "shut-up Simon!" when Mark's on a roll? I've watched all of these and it's like listening to a mate tell a joke at the pub and the barman keeps interrupting when he gets to the punch-line. I love the bloke, but by jingo, he can be a bit of a damp rag when Kermode's on fire.

  • @PedroDominguesunus
    @PedroDominguesunus Před 11 lety

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... I almost died laughing after I read this... thank you so much man...

  • @slashx16
    @slashx16 Před 12 lety

    waaah its really annoying when mayo interrupts kermode!!