Barney's Great Adventure - Nostalgia Critic
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So it's come to this, the Barney the Dinosaur movie. After years of people asking, NC is out to discover why we all hated this purple abomination so much. The Nostalgia Critic review's Barney's Great Adventure.
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Barney's Great Adventure (also known by its promotional title Barney's Great Adventure: The Movie) is a 1998 American musical adventure film based on the children's television series Barney & Friends, featuring Barney the Dinosaur in his first ever feature length film.
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“I weep for you.”
“Good, because I can’t.”
*nearly concerned face*
*stupid laugh* “Kill me.”
Best part of this.
10:31 *HUHUHUHOOOH!*
10:58
"I CAN'T SEE SHIT! PUSH ME TOWARDS SOMETHING SOFT BEFORE I BREAK MY FRIKKIN SPINE!" *death* "MY FRIKKIN SPINE!!"
and on that day I died of laughing my ass off
“Oh boy, we’re going to make so much money rinsing off your body parts. let’s count how many toes you have left, one, that was fun.” *Boring laugh* 3:01
I like how you skipped Caillou.
We don’t speak of Caillou.
Caillou
Shhhh we don't speak of the bald tyrant
@@Akursedtime because if we talk he will become saitama and will blows us appart with one punch
one does not simply speak of Caillou
Why would they make a kid's book named after the French word for "pebble" ?
"Educational cartoons with deep emotions connected with kids on serious ideas."
Me:"Hell, SPONGEBOB is in NO WAY educational, and HE made children understand adult feelings like depression."
TBH I was 10 when SpongeBob first came on TV.
I was born at around season two. Pointless fact but.... meh
A cartoon sponge created by a Marine Biologist was more relatable and understanding or children than Barney......
@@Sonichero151 A scientist created SpongeBob...
That's about as much education you're gonna get out of that show.
(Edit: Yeah okay, someone pointed out he wasn't a scientist... my mistake :/)
@@collegemaster5683 Marine biologist.
I grew up watching Barney and I wholly agree with Critic's criticism of Barney only being happy. I never paid attention to it as a little kid but I can see why I don't remember him as much as I did Arthur, Thomas and Friends, the Peanuts franchise, Sesame Street and other children's show characters that presented more than one emotion.
It's hilarious how true that Daniel Tiger is more relatable and he can't even change his facial expression. He had it all with his voice.
Agreed.
As far as I remember, it was the kids he was with that learned lessons and had character arcs in the episodes, Barney was just their mentor or the voice of reason. I'm not gonna act like the show is anything special, but I think it worked fine for what it was. Most definitely not on the level of Arthur or Sesame Street, but it was harmless.
@@jongon0848 Agree to disagree, my fellow CZcamsr.
See? At the end of the Day, we can forgive Captain Jake for being different from everyone else. Back in the Day, he is a Pirate Diego, but he became more different as the years go by.
Same here. My brother and I used to adore Barney when we were kids. I can't really speak for him, but I remember as I got older, I just grew out of him. While I could easily go back to other shows I watched like Arthur, Rugrats, Disney shows, Hey Arnold, Animaniacs and still love them, Barney I can't find anything charming or memorable about him.
Doctor: I'm sorry Barney, your family died in the car crash.
Barney: 😂
Sue & Alfie Robinson and Barney was punctured to death
no no its barney your family was blown up by a meteor
I thought you meant not the purple one, and did terrified by that visual in my head
Doctor: you are a psycho
Barney: 😂🤣🤪
Doctor: I’m scared of you 😥
Sue & Alfie Robinson
Doctor: you are also diagnosed with cancer
Barney: 😂
Police officer: freeze! Your going to jail B🤬TCH!
Barney: 😂
Barney’s wife: I’m filing for divorce and I’m taking the kids
Barney: 😂😂😂
Fun fact: while I was studying for my folklore studies degree back in 2008, I came across a very detailed research paper in the archive that was all about Barney hate and how it influenced children's folklore.
I swear I'm not making this up.
The paper's theory about why Barney got so much hate compared to similar shows was that Barney came across as so insincere that no one old enough to have developed an ounce of cynicism could tolerate the character.
I didn't develop my cynicism til about 8 when my brother died, even then Barney was one of the few childhood icons that kept me from becoming truly cripplingly depressed.
SCIENCE BIIIETCH!
Sorry to hear that. That must have been hard for you at such a young age. I hope you're okay now.
Well isn't that something lol. I loved Barney when I was little and ended up being more of a 'Expect the worst, hope for the best' kind of person
I can easily believe that. As a little kid, I wasn't obsessed with Barney, but I didn't mind him. Now that I'm a teenager, I have nothing but distaste for the character and how he talks down to little kids.
Barney: “I’d like you to pretend that we can really fly!”
Doug: “NOPE!” 😂
That was fucking brilliant!
Comedy Gold
It makes it super funny
Every time I hear doug say “but of course they do because this movie’s rigged” makes my uncontrollably laugh!
I never liked Barney as a kid, I always preferred to watch the Backyardigans.
Now there's a good show
Oh hell yeah
@S Games26 yay I loved that show when I was little and some part of me still does
Especially because the Backyardigans had much better child singers with FAR BETTER songs than Barney and Friends, lasted only four seasons in six years without going through seasonal rot, and is much more diverse because of how about every episode had a different “music genre of the day”.
You mean the best show ever?
The day Doug reviews Caillou will be both a day of achievement, and a day of mourning.
He should make a movie based around that, like how James did with ET. Or better year, a video game so AVGN would have to review it
i remember that show, and playing the flash game on... whatever the hell the site was.
What about Peppa Pig?
Are there past caiou references I've missed?
He should review caillou, I would love to hear what he has to say
Doug: "Dad, people are always making fun of me because I share a name with a cartoon character!"
Barney: "Me too, son. Me too."
Oh like father like son 😂😂
Except Doug was an icon of the 90s, Barney was a cancerous lump we can't get removed.
@@timwoods2852 Technically there is also the one from the Flintstones, he aint that bad.
@@maximumrisk2004 Don't forget Calhoun.
Err....
Puppet character, technically.
😂 I’m sorry but Doug’s impression of Barney KILLED me! So accurate 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes!!
I have never seen an episode of Mr Roger's Neighborhood in my life, and yet that one scene of a hand puppet tiger asking 'What does Assassination mean?' literally brings a tear to my eye! It genuinely makes me sad!
That was a real episode?!?
@@jamesvanitas Yep, look it up!
You’ve NEVER watched Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood? My friend, you are missing out!
@@CrazanityOfficial I live in the UK, it's not very well known there!
Am I the only one who doesn't see it as a big deal? Not the act of assassination itself, but explaining it. Like... as a kid, I just asked my dad what assassination means like it's nothing, and he explained it like it's nothing.
Fun fact:
Trey Parker was offered the chance to direct this, but turned it down to create South Park.
Good for him!
Imagine Barney swearing in this movie
Raine Barrington I don’t believe that for even a second. That sounds like something IMDB would make up.
www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/south-parks-evil-geniuses-and-the-triumph-of-no-brow-culture-65739/
Trey talks about it here.
Best decision ever
No dino’s were harmed in the making of this movie
But the audience was
mentally harmed
No, the audience was only harmed after the movie was made.
Slurp
Tiijn Luute the audience was shouting DIE BARNEY DIE!!!
I used to write these fucked up stories when I was in high school. One of them was about Barney getting busted for embezzling the show's funds and tax evasion. Now I see that I was on to something.
The thing with Edward and Spongebob is that while their general mood is happy-go-lucky, we know they’re more than capable to express a range of emotions in the appropriate circumstances.
Yeah there were PLENTY of episodes where SpongeBob lost his temper getting sick of Squidward being lazy, became depressed when he realizes his negligence to Gary led him to run away, or was afraid when he procrastinated to do his homework and was almost out of time.
@@cartoonmaster2401 Yeah, and in Edward's final episode, she showed huge surprise upon learning where her father was and debated whether to go to him or stay with the Bebop crew.
Who’s Edward? Did SpongeBob do a crossover with Ed Edd n Eddy?
@@jacksongibbs8998close but no Edward is a character from the anime series Cowboy Bebop
Of course, Cowboy Bebop isn't for kids, but the rule still applies
Ed is positive, but not in an unbelievable way. Just like SpongeBob, I thought she was really charming and is probably my second favorite character because of that (Spike is my #1, of course. Go Blum!)
“Joy to the world,
That Barney’s dead
We barbecued his head,
And threw away the body,
Flushed it down the potty.
It spun around and around,
And it spun around and around,
Went down, went down,
To the ocean ground”
Amazing
Man this was part two of the whole act literally everyone age 5-8 would sing.
“I hate you, you hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney!
With a great big axe, and a silver gun,
Hooray no our job is done!”
Follow it up with the Joy to the world and you got the whole production
So many kids at my school sang that. Thank you for bringing back my good childhood memories ^^
thank god I'm not the only one who remembers the song.
Taking me back to 2nd grade lol.
You actually killed that Barney voice.
Well done. *1/10 toes rating*
Voodoo Pls 😂😂😂😂
@@villiansweek2907 no[ôöœóøõò
Ha
Ha!! Witty!!
*Nostalgia Critic makes fun of his dad for sharing a name with Barney the Dinosaur*
Me: *hums the Doug theme*
Edit: Holy crap thanks for the likes everybody!
I'm thoroughly surprised that Barney Rubble was never mentioned.
Or Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show"
Or the video ending with his dad getting his revenge, by talking to the camera about how Doug used to wet the bed when he was a teenager. Or show some of his home-movies, try to be the "cool dad" and do the Macarena.
Yeah.....
I guess a swift kick in the nuts was enough.
Hey, Doug feels his pain; he is very bitter about Nickelodeon's bland cartoon "Doug." Also, I admit that at first I thought this was Congressman Barney Frank.
23:45 Barney- “I think we your help, I like you to pretend we could really fly.”
NC- “Nope!” (Play credits)
Lol
The other day my mother told me she wanted my third birthday party to be Barney themed and I apparently said "NO, I HATE BARNEY"
I have no memory of this or ever watching an episode of the show but thank god 3 year old me was wiser than present me
"Barney, this is SERIOUS. Stop smiling!"
I love that line.
Fellow man of culture
Me too.
I had a plush Barney that wasn’t smiling so I took a knife and cut his mouth open
Then he starts to look mad "WHAT DID YOU SAY! >:( "
Here's another bit of trivia: Creator Sheryl Leach's son, Patrick, who inspired her to create Barney, is currently serving a 15 year prison sentence for shooting his neighbor.
Why did Patrick Leach murder his neighbor?
@Kat The Cat so he shot his neighbor??
O__O
Well just be glad the creator is not serving time, its like the origin story of Batman, dark origin, tragedy but Bruce grows up to be a great hero who inspires many
"I'll shoot you, you can't shoot me. I'll soon eat your family!"
Barney: “Don’t worry, one of many friendly bears is ripping my insides out. I’m so happy, I can and will die!”
That line had me dead😂
My favorite was "You diss me, I kill you, all you know about hell is true."
Barney did teach us something important...
To stay away from creepy adults in suits.
One thing I've noticed about Barney is that he's anti-character development, what with his one emotion.
Take Bob The Builder for example; one of the characters, Lofty The Crane, is generally timid, especially of heights, but there was one episode where he faced that fear, by rescuing Spud The Scarecrow from a tree branch, which was from a bridge. That's character development, something Barney goes against.
I remember that episode. I watched it all the time as a little kid.
So you’re saying that a CRANE has better character development than Barney
@@IcyDiamond Yes. Because he was pretty much forced into ignoring his fear of heights, thus going out of his comfort zone.
You know, Imma agree with you. 👍
@@julesrules7297 Thank you.
Kid: Are we there yet?
Father: We'll get to the end credits soon
Kid: What's the hurry?
Father: Get out of the car :)
Quick honey let's makes a run for it.
i love how you can read this backwards and it still makes sence
That is one big pile of shit
3:32 "Are we there yet?"
"No.
We're in a CAR.
On the ROAD."
And you're supposed to say:"Are we NEARLY there yet?" Kid doesn't know how to kid properly.
"I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly"
"Nope"
End credits roll
😂😂😂
23:50
My parents one time told me that they were afraid of me liking Barney and I never did.
Now I’m understanding why these parents left their kids.
That part where big bird bird learned about death, and then asked “never?”…
MY HEART 😭
You should see when he sung Rainbow Connection at Jim Henson's Memorial; now that's a tearjerker.
I don't even like Big Bird and I still cried.
@@koolmckool7039 it's hard not to because big bird could express emotions
@@kyleshiflet9952 Yeah.
Mr. Rogers.... I grew up with him. What an amazing man.😢😭 Big Bird too!
“I mean I found it funny because I’m drunk, what’s your excuse.”
“I’m high as a kite.”
TheGrimReaper Wow. I didn’t know kites took drugs.
Breaking TEN yea or common knowledge where I’m from
TheGrimReaper That was a joke dude.
@@ZemeckisTEN yea i know i was keeping it going.
TheGrimReaper Oh. Oof, sorry about that.
One dream I had was a blameitonjorge video called “Kids shows and the trouble they’ve gotten into” and it was about kid show controversies. One of them was about Caillou’s whining and, similar to this video, blameitonjorge compared Caillou to characters who actually taught emotions like Mr Rogers (Assassination) and Big Bird (Mr Hooper’s death)
Wow, 70 likes?! THAT'S A FEAT!!!
A nursery rhyme I learned from my cousin, “I hate you, you hate me, let’s get together and kill Barney! One shot, two shot, three shot, four, no more purple Dinosaur!
My school's version was different. "I hate you, you hate me, let's go kill Barney's family. With a great big shotgun, shoot him in the head, I'm so glad that Barney's dead!"
My fourth grade class REALLY hated the Purple Dinosaur.
My brothers used to sing this song:
I love you, you love me.
Let's get together and kill Barney.
With a 2.44, we shoot him out the door.
No more purple dinosaur.
The irony of this is that the song was created by my older brother, who loved Barney as a kid.
@@zachwillas6329 That’s not How The Song Goes You Know! The Song “I Love You” in Barney Should All Know Those Words!
Even as kids we would make up songs about killing barney.
We were a little messed up
It's understandable though.
Joy To the World, Barney 's Dead
Nonono. You would be messed up if you DIDN'T!
It is weird/messed up. 😨
I remember this stupid song a lot
"I hate you, you hate me,
let's get together & kill Barney
with a big fat gun & shoot him in the head
oh now I know that Barney's dead"
Are we gonna discuss the fact that the green dinosaur showed up for 10 seconds just to break the 4th wall and never came back?
It's like they forgot to include her so they quickly put her in a scene in the last minute.
Even she realized how stupid the movie was
I watched this movie A LOT when I was a kid, and I can tell you that she came back once during the parade asking the people in it where her blanket it was, and again when she caught the egg with her blanket after Cody tripped and sent it flying. After that second instance, she was in it until the last 5 minutes
Wait? Why?
Her name is Baby Bop. I feel very uncomfortable seeing you guys call her "green dinosaur" lol
21:08
"Barney knows French. Why is that the weirdest thing to me in this movie?"
8:18 when one word from Big Bird has more impact than Barney’s entire character, you know there’s a problem
2001 me: Gee wiz! Barney the movie is awesome!
2019 me: Aw shit, here we go again.
Same
100th Like...Yes times have changed 😁😐🙁☹️🤢🤮
I take it you were a very young child (i.e. the right age) when Barney was on TV?
Hatred unlike anything I’ve ever felt and I can’t explain why.
Peter Krug I still hated barney when I was young
Big Bird saying just that one word, “ever?” And I’m crying 😭
I know right?:(
Yeah, I wasn't ready for that
Also hearing Mister Rogers in that short segment is the emotional peak of the review. The kindest, gentlest man and the sweetest, fuzziest bird. The perfection of kids' programming.
That's the power of Sesame Street.
That was when Mr Hooper died. The actor died for real and they decided to confront it rather than just sweep it under a rug.
I'm ashamed to admit I saw a few Barney episodes in my childhood, because there was nothing else on. I was happy to join the I Hate Barney bandwagon when it happened, those songs were loads of fun.
And I never thought about Barney like that, but you've pretty much nailed it. Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers actually taught kids how to navigate their bad feelings, while Barney just said "smile and sing a bunch of stupid songs and you'll magically feel better!" Like I remember the episode where a girl had a bad day and that's all he did, just smile and sing. I'd hate to imagine him trying to coax a kid through the death of a loved one. There's a reason the Baloney and Kids sketch on Animaniacs had even the Warners begging for mercy.
I also saw a few episodes as a kid. I only stuck around becuase I actually liked the green Dino. Her costume is smaller and the face is easier on the eyes. But ohhh boy once I switched to mr Rogers and Sesame Street, I kicked Barney to the fucking curb. Even tellatubbies was less weird.
barney was the best.
You have the right to like it you know
Large Grin = Creepy
*Shows Luffy*
Me: Wait a min...
I was thinking the same thing after the shock of One Piece being shown in Nostalgia Critic wore off, also that exact picture is my Reddit profile picture
@@hsalfesrever3554 me too
You show Big Bird crying about Mr. Hooper, and I cry. You have proven your point, Doug.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 what is wrong with this movie.
He showed a sock puppet tiger ask what Assassination meant........ my jaw fucking dropped......
@@Sonichero151I did NOT expect that!
Moral of the story: everyone needs to feel emotions
Except Spock. He’s more interesting when he experiences emotions only occasionally.
Not only feel emotions, but also show it.
And stay away from the shrooms as Barneys extremely wide eyed stare shows lol
Inside Out did it.
Get this I was stuck in a room with Barney playing and learned he had a song about feeling emotions
Am I the only one that gets teary-eyed when I see Mr. Rogers?
Nope.
The one song I learned about Barney was:
I love you
You love me
Let's get together and kill Barney!
With a one shot!
Two shot!
Three shot!
Four!
No more purple Dinosaur!
😈 We were evil back then huh???
I remember it as
I hate him
He hates me
Let's all go kill Barney
With a shotgun shot through his head
Now that purple freak is dead.
Huh, I knew it as:
I hate him, he hates me.
Let's all go and kill Barney.
With a baseball bat.
And a 4X4.
No more purple dinosaur.
Furrmale The Fur Child omg lol
Oh boy I love you you hate me documentary
Barney: "I think we need your help! I'd like you to pretend that we can really fly!"
Nostalgia Critic: *"Nope."*
*Roll Credits*
Wait just a CZcams glitch
@@pepsipurgatory5158 That's CZcams for ya.
Can we pretend Superman will show up to get the godamm egg instead
MMMMY LITTLE PONY-
Troll in central park flashbacks.
This entire movie is like the beginning of a Don't Hug Me I'm Scared episode.
Yeah, but... At least that shit's supposed to be creepy.
Kill me i can't handel the humor any more 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheSoulvian I meant that this movie is kind of uncanny.
The terrifying fusion between this movie and Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared is something I never noticed, and can now never unsee. Thanks for this…??? 😅🙃🤷🏾♂️😬😰
Barney always had the pretense of teaching us shit, but was really just taking down to us.
Sesame street and mr.Rogers taught us relatable things that we just didn't know the names of yet.
I agree. Robin Williams was getting at something in Mrs. Doubtfire (1993). He said "Bottom line, don't patronize kids."
As well as Zoboomafoo.
@@Angie2343 Which side are you saying he’s on? Barney or the better shows like Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers’s Neighborhood?
@@rodian_skypyratz6181 The better shows. Those show DESERVE reboots!
@@Angie2343 Certainly. Even though Sesame Street is still running and Fred Rogers passed away in 2003.
I remember being about two or so and defending Barney from my older brother. About a month later, I was insulting Barney right along with him.
Yep, that was me and my dad when I was around three or four. By the time I was five, I couldn't understand why I liked him in the first place!
I'm...actually surprised at the amount of Barney hate, but then again, I really did grow up with him. After a while I remember growing a bit of a dislike, but even up till now, I remember him as a...sort of annoying old friend.
But hold up, you wanna talk about Barney being CREEPY? Just look up that recently posted Barney documentary and check his "Backyard Gang" persona. That shit gave me nightmares as a child, which would explain why I'm so OK with his "modern" look.
Holy shit, you are right!
You mean 'The Dinosaur Sensation"? Oh yeah that was a scary design dude. I watched "Three Wishes" after my wisdom teeth extraction, and it's quite an episode. Too bad we have to wait two months for part 2
I thought the Barney hate was just one of those unexplained things like people who hate comic sans.
To be fair when it comes to the show, I didn't hate Barney half as much as I DESPISED Baby Bop!
I grew up with Barney too and I had no idea what the “Backyard Gang” was so I looked it up... it’s 3 in the morning and I’m sobbing 😭
"His shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it, the real danger from Barney is "denial: the refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. For along with his steady diet of giggles and unconditional love, Barney offers our children a one-dimensional world where everyone must be happy and everything must be resolved right away."
That explains why Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street can teach little kids about negative feelings and tragedy, while Barney cannot.
Stop talking about fetus shows
Exactly why those shows are WAY better.
Strangely enough, so does My Little Pony. The newer show, anyway.
Yeah, My Little Pony is more mature than Barney. What a world.
@@Double-R-Nothing Indeed. It was always, really. I'm not a brony, but...
Mr. Rogers knew exactly how to connect to those watching his show while Sesame Street never shied away from those topics. Hell, Mr. Hooper alone would be big enough example of how Sesame Street would take these topics and would rather talk about it rather than pretend that he moved out of Sesame Street.
Barney’s voice: plays
Me: *THE NOSTALGIA IS COMING BACK TO MEEEEEE*
I was obsessed with Barney as a little kid. I learned how to tell time because Barney was always on at 4:30pm and all the clocks in the house were analog so I had to learn to know when to start bugging my mom to turn on the TV.
Fun story, right?
1. I'm surprised Critic didn't mention that Bernadette Peters sang the opening song.
2. Yeah, that part where Cody steps in poop was always the worst part of the film.
3. Cody: "I was a big doofus before and... I think you're pretty cool."
Obi Wan: "You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would defy the dinosaur, not join him!"
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
You know, I _thought_ that sounded like Rita from Animaniacs. So it really was her, huh?
@@Morgil27 Yep.
Not to mention the fact that one of the creators of south park was chosen to direct this film but turned it down.
I'm surprised that Doug didn't mention that the actor that plays Barney is now a *tantric sex therapist!*
I guess the song is now "I love you, you love me... HARD!"
Oh wait... *HE DID MENTION IT!*
That was Bernadette Peters????????? Okay, um what could I say to that except *"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"*
He’s the Nostalgia Critic. And he’s gonna remember that.
-Barney Walker, 19th June 2019
NC: love you, dad.
Okay, I'm not going to lie: Serial Killer Barney is hilarious!
Caillou is like bloody mary except you don’t need a mirror and you only must speak his name once
"Oh no he fell.... By accident"
A line I didn't think I'd laugh so much at
If Trey Parker had directed this movie, that scene would have been another of Kenny deaths.
Doug's face cracks me up with that line.
@@julieporter7805 ikr XD
Barney Walker is a treasure that must be protected.
+Chris Latta Facts
Well, it seems to me he knows how to protect himself; that's a good start.
@@ChannelAwesome "An obnoxious dinosaur who nobody likes to listen to". His face is just priceless
@@ChannelAwesome can Barney W. ever get his own video of HIS nostalgic favorites or most hated things, growing up in the Boomer media generation?? It would be educational and also I think a neat demonstration how nostalgia filters /timeless quality shows are not so different throughout the generations.
At all costs!
Arthur: Discussed serious emotional issues like PTSD.
Sesame Street: Discussed serious emotional reactions like grief.
Barney: Discussed serious emotional repercussions of constant ketamine abuse.
Sesame Street talking about Death & Mr. Rogers talking about a Assassination is Deep AF
“He’s the Nostalgia Critic and he’s gonna remember that”
😂
What is this? Telltale games?
Mathew Godfrey “love you dad”
Reminds me of the Alaska review
@@JoshuaWebbYT heh, yeah
Snaps neck!
Nc: no one remembers how cool apples are
Me: I remember that summer, that was the summer where anything was possible, where boys became men, and girls became women, that was the summer of Apple Jacks! I know... I wrote it on a picture
@phoebe doering Y'know, along with...
THE KILLER CLOWN, OH MY GOD THE KILLER CLOWN, DONT EVER FORGET ABOUT THE KILLER CLOWN!!!
And apple family approved that
Ahhh. The NG commercials references. I'm sure we'll remember this year as the year for those references in this thread of comments.
Apple Jacks ‘94 Bro!!!
Although, I can 100% agree, with the dichotomy of Barney vs Childrens shows who can take on serious topics and treat children with more maturity...
For this movie, im too blinded by nostalgia. There were so many scenes that made me smile, even while you were bashing it.
I miss simpler times.
Barney is so hated that even Freddy Fazbear's Pizza didn't want him around
How’d you know that?
I managed to convince myself that this film never existed, nor had I watched it excessively in my childhood.
Thanks Critic. My repressed memories appreciate you.
I think this movie took pleasure in being self-aware. The boy was supposed to be the voice of criticism that Barney often received from those who hated on the show.
The boy spoke for all of us Barney-haters. Until he gave in to the madness.
So this movie did the same "Attack the Critics" thing Teen Titans Go does before Teen Titans Go existed?
@@isobelmiller7464It it was...It was admittedly nowhere near as annoying in doing so.
@@isobelmiller7464 oh shit.
@@louisduarte8763 [turns his head and sees Barney in the room beside him]
Oh no... It's happening to me...
Fun Fact: At 20:02 one of the characters in the background is wearing a Southwest Airlines costume. I never noticed that, until just now. It’s like some weird product placement.
Cody: Real dinosaurs don't talk and are not any real dinosaurs any more.
Me: You'll know better in 2001 ;)
#JP3
That just makes me think Barney was actually grown in Jurassic Park or world and it was just to have a promotional character to attract younger audiences
That is brilliant! (I watched JP3 on HBO back in 2001 and loved it, BTW.)
@@YuukiTakemoto1996 THX and Awesome!! :D
Fun Fact: Trey Parker was in consideration to direct this. Not joking.
It could've been a great parody film like how the Scooby Doo movie was originally gonna be like
I wish we would’ve seen that result
boy how would that movie turn out?
It would probably be about Barney teaching them the side effects of snorting cocaine along with some cussing in there.
It's a pity he wasn't chosen. I'm sure he could have found at least SOME way to make the film bearable for the parents forced to take their kids to it
Mister Rogers I can deal with, but you had to bring up Mister Hooper's death. Dude.
He kinda did.
And it's was just a Tuesday for Critic..
yeah, that was a one two punch of "i'm gonna go cry in a corner for a bit..."
...
Mister Hooper?😟
EDIT: Doug, You're An Idiot.🤬😡😠
EDIT 2: Okay, Overreacted, But Still, Why?
20:55 I didn’t know Pee-Wee Herman was in this movie
The fact that Barney speaks French is probably the most sane thing in this movie
It’s also the least believable thing in the film.
I think Barney is also hated because his show used to air during the times when college students were allowed to watch tv.
Can you imagine having to watch Barney after a long day of studies?
I don't quite understand this comment. Barney aired early in the morning or in the afternoon. I don't think college kids cared what was on PBS.
🤨You Kidding Me?😆
@@MrBlue3rd I guess he means it aired after school when teenagers came home from school and their younger siblings wanted the TV. I remember fighting over the remote with my older sister who wanted to watch Ren and Stimpy, or whatever show was on Nickelodeon in the same time slot.
@@aaendi6661 I don't blame them. College students who lived on campus at the time normally didn't have cable access, meaning they mostly just had access to broadcast networks with PBS being one of them. I must be lucky I happen to be a first-born sibling. I have a sister that happens to be a year-and-a-half younger than me, known here on this site as @SoulFire.
An apple festival? That sounds like the kind of lame attraction they would have Cosgrove distract Freakazoid from the plot with.
Freakazoid: Nothing will sway me from my mission!
Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid. Want to go to the Apple Festival?
Freakazoid: (With unbridled glee) *Do* I?!!
You are so right, my friend
Referencing Freakazoid and Cosgrove’s relationship dynamic: PRICELESS!!!
daltysmilth That is so on point!
Hey, if you want a Winter Banana Apple you gotta go beyond most stores.
Or a my little pony holiday.
Nostalgia critic: mentioned word girl
Me: NOW THATS NOSTALGIA
Yeah same
"Okay how do we make it extremely obvious this is a 90s movie?"
3:56
Wanna know something crazy? Guess who the studio offered the role of director to?
Trey Parker.
Yes, the one you're thinking of.
I would definitely pay money to see THAT version of the film.
Barney teaming up with the South Park kids would be enjoyable
Barney vs Cartman? Fuck yeah I’d see that.
Barney and Catwoman have an oddly short basketball game where Barneys lines are edited short.
@@mrcritical6751 I bet Cartman would put that fat, purple turd in his place!
@MAX POPOLIZIO IMDb.
I actually remember in 3rd grade, they wanted to show Kids for Character to our class on VHS. They loved the idea of watching Magic School Bus, but rioted when they found out that they had to watch Barney first.
Lol, if I had to watch Barney before the magic School bus I would be mad too
....Why would they show 8-9 year old barney? Like did they think 3rd graders entertainment was the same as pre-schoolers?
Funniest parts:
3:01
5:43
10:57
12:49
13:02
13:46
14:04
14:12
17:38
17:48
17:58
18:38
19:31
20:38
20:57
21:06
22:58
23:11
23:29
23:34
23:46
24:33
25:55
For some reason the joke at 25:54 had me CRYING!! 😂 I remember watching this movie when I was a kid so most of it had me cackling
4:16
NC (As dad): My God you laughed at that? I mean I found it funny because I'm drunk. What's your excuse?
Me: He shouldn't be driving if he's drunk.
NC: They see there's an apple festival after... changing drivers off screen.
Me: ... the movie listens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@JoshuaWebbYT :-)
4:34 I'm sure Applejack and her family from MLP would give anything to go to that festival.
6:03 - 9:54 Proof that all the anti-Barney stuff in the 90's had very legitimate reasoning behind it. The lesson. If you're going to make a kids show, one of the key elements is having the characters deal with various emotions.
owenpeterson at the very least they have to be able to properly emote. Even the muppets can convey various emotions from a wide spectrum.
@@austinmorrison6953 Kermit is one of the best examples of that, based on what I've seen.
A Barney and My Little Pony crossover would be amazing
Jareth The Goblin King how would that work?
@@IcyDiamond Ok, well somebody could write a fanfic where Barney gets sucked into a portal to Equestria where he gets to face off with a dangerous enemy for the first time, and he gets to help everypony out and bond with them, but part of the conflict is that most of the mane six find it odd he's always happy, even Pinkie Pie finds it odd, towards the end when the mane six is scared and hopeless Barney steps in and encourages them to be brave and save the day and they realize about Barney is although hes not sad or anything he shows concern by cheering people up and helping out
24:57 It's almost like that's literally just some random Koala puppet they bought from the store
10:35 Poor Barney. Even he can’t handle himself anymore.
Maybe Barney is actually stoned out of his mind on the Joy drug from “We Happy Few”.
That kid just insulted Barney and all he did was...
LAUGH
Clearly Barney was too thick-skinned for that little fucker's barb to get him, and yes; I am well aware that I just defended Barney the Dinosaur...
Oh that wasn't him laughing the insult off, that's his "You're going to disappear real soon" laugh. Nothing will save him.... Nothing.
Even MONOKUMA would correct him.
He wasn't laughing at the kid's insult, he was laughing at the thought of torturing him in his sex dungeon.
Barney : *Laugh*
I never hated Barney, to be honest. I enjoyed it as a little kid, and then I was simply indifferent.
Perfect word to use. Same for me, too. Totally indifferent!
Simple,
Band wagoning...
I think I watched it a little as a kid and then have been entirely indifferent to Barney. I can't hate something that I don't really remember.
ellie Yeah, but I was indifferent to Arthur.
Same here
For anyone who wants to see GOOD examples of happy/silly characters being allowed to show emotions:
The Tigger Movie
A Goofy Movie
The SpongeBob Movie (the first one)
Pooh’s Grand Adventure
What makes all these so good is that the voice actors and writers somehow pulled off showing Tigger, Goofy, Pooh, SpongeBob etc. being disappointed, angry, sad, scared, WITHOUT MAKING IT FUNNY. In fact the fact that those characters are the ones getting emotional it actually makes those scenes hit HARDER imo. That scene where Goofy is so angry at Max that he just sits there and glares silently for like a minute straight is legitimately scary XD
Another movie like these is The Muppets (witness "Pictures in My Head"). Unlike dinosaurs, sometimes even frogs have rainy days.
My father got me a Barney plush when I was little, and my mother KNEW and kept telling him that I HATED Barney:
*I had ‘fun’ with Barney...*
At least they got you a plush. My parents got me one that talked and the batteries shorted in the middle of the night and it went off. Had a fear of Barney til I was 10
Same here
I got one from my uncle on my 1st birthday best birthday ever
Ik you meant you beat him up and shit, but I first thought that you fucked him
Barney: (Knees Doug in the nuts). He’s the Nostalgia Critic and he’s gonna remember that.
Thug Life!!!
Love ya, Dad
At 10:57
"I can't see shit! Push me towards something soft before I break my freaking spine!"
(Proceeds to crash)
"MY FREAKING SPINE!"
That had me laughing so hard, I had to pause the video to catch my breath!
Digilady99 me too
That was awesome! XD
Lol! XD especially at 17:48
When he said yoshi saten I lost it
@@detectiveblutomindpretzel2324 lmao yes! 😂
I don’t remember this myself, but I’ve heard when I was a little kid, Barney had a traveling show that came to my local area, and my dad took time off work to pick me up, drive me to the event, and then bring me home and went back to work after.
So that was something neat to talk about
19:38 Making an ice cream shake, or a sandwich while driving? That is a car accident just waiting to happen!
Even I would not want to own that kind of car despite being a burger and fries guy (besides, how can you drive and cook at the same time!?).
@@maxmeidl4909 Exactly! That’s just asking for a death wish since you are not paying attention to the road!
[obligatory self-driving car mention]
"Sleep with one eye open Cody."
Yeopp I wish this was a horror movie 😂😂😂😂
robert white Hey they are doing Banana Splits as a horror movie. Barney may be the sequel.
Wait it isn't I thought it already was but how scary Barney was. But if it was the effects would be better.
I thought it already was XD
This would be easy to convert to a horror movie (and it would be glorious).
13:04
Nostalgia Critic has an underappreciated amazing talent for vocal impressions
Am I the only one who thinks doug walker would be a pretty good voice actor
@@gojirafan0577 nope :)
Awesome
For sure
Now that you mention it
Yeah
Fun fact: A year after this film, Polygram Filmed Entertainment went out of business. Two years after _that,_ Lyrick went defunct as well.
The movie is just Barney and his loyal followers slowly converting Cody to their 'imagination' cult.
CZcams: “This video contains a paid promotion”
Me: YESSS I CANT WAIT
Hahaha. Yeah 😄
Nostalgia critic is the only channel where I enjoy promotions too🤗
Terrible Writing Advice and the CPUCS also use sponsorships cleverly and entertainingly, but the Nostalgia Critic uses them great as well.
When the video first played, I was talking along with it going "This video brought to you by STAMPS DOT COM" but it subverted my expectations and said Hello Fresh.
Ya got me, Critic. Ya got me.
+Joey Finton If you like the product/service make sure to use our promo codes and check them out
My question is, "Did Baby Bop ever find her blankie?". 🤔
She caught Twinken with her blankie
So yes. But almost lost it AGAIN when she and BJ were leaving and picked it up while invisible.
Nah, Barney's actor used it to wipe himself in the middle of this...other job.
Why do you care
The world may never know 🙁
22:37 Duncan voiced Barney and Chuck E. Cheese