Reminds me of an old Alan Partridge football commentary line "He combines the lithe nimble footedness of a ballerina, with the the hard nosed thuggery of a bastard".
Unlike them handbag dogs which have the poise of a kindly woodland creature but the eyes of an apex predator, usually bulging and looking in opposite directions. Yuk!
Troy himself as the sartorial elegance of Noel Coward, the wit of Oscar Wilde, and the acting charisma of Errol Flynn. Troy Hawke stood out there and smashed it.
Sir, You are an inspiration. If I am feeling down and I listen to your articulation of kind bespoke words, it instantly cheers me up. One of my favorite channels. Bravo. Regards Fred
You,sir, are a genuine tonic to likes of the humble proletariat, of whom I count myself amongst the ranks. I doff my hat to you, sir. You are the very embodiment of everything a gentleman aspires to be. I wish you good day, sir.
It would have been the best training session they'd ever have. This is a humble gent improving the morale of players on hundreds of thousands of pounds. Powerful stuff đđŒâœâșïž
Brilliant best clip so far I donât know where you get all your phrases from but bloody fantastic youâre smashing it Troy keep them shoulders back and keep making us laugh đ đ€Łđ
This is amazing đ I've watched troy greet since day 1. I'm so happy to see how far your getting mate....Even though I man u fan, I still enjoyed this. Keep up the good work mate
You are brilliant Troy, I am a City fan and have not come across you before, hope to meet you in person one day and I look forward to your greeting for me! Shoulders back and smash it! đâ€
@@Al3xandeer you see somebody smiling at you as you enter training, you at least smile back. Or at the very least nod your head in recognition that somebody was addressing you.
Funny thing is, whenever Troy says "shoulders back", I instinctively straighten my posture too, haha. So not only are these videos good for my soul, they're good for my body as well!
90% of them looked asif there ÂŁ326 government cost of living payment hasn't gone through. Why do they all look so miserable?. Mr guild as happy and as quick witted as ever..
@@bq6950 Be my guest, young squire. But think of this, what happens when Jack needs to parallel park? I think that's when you'll start to hear an internet dial tone
"You have the poise of an apex predator, but the eyes of a kindly woodland creature. It's a devistating combination". Best one yet!
Pure poetry
Reminds me of an old Alan Partridge football commentary line "He combines the lithe nimble footedness of a ballerina, with the the hard nosed thuggery of a bastard".
That truly is peak Troy Hawke đ
Unlike them handbag dogs which have the poise of a kindly woodland creature but the eyes of an apex predator, usually bulging and looking in opposite directions. Yuk!
I wasn't sure if the "predator" comment was gonna be taken in the wrong way at first đ€Ł
Grealish working out what symmetrical is. Hilarious.
He doesn't understand
Did this cad just call me symmetrical
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Think he though he was c*nting him off
@@captaincokecan you filthy bounder
He really called Haaland a âtremendous Nordic meat shieldâ đđđ Troy Hawke, you are comedy gold.
Followed by haaland's look of pure distain đ
HILARIOUS!!
@@littlebylittle1686 he looked like Ivan Drago
What a miserable bunch of players đĄ
Troy himself as the sartorial elegance of Noel Coward, the wit of Oscar Wilde, and the acting charisma of Errol Flynn. Troy Hawke stood out there and smashed it.
He went shoulders back and had at it
Sir,
You are an inspiration. If I am feeling down and I listen to your articulation of kind bespoke words, it instantly cheers me up.
One of my favorite channels.
Bravo.
Regards
Fred
Unique, his sharp, dry, intelligent wit goes straight over the heads of thickos... Love him!!!
Lol how Ake just stands and listens to everything
You,sir, are a genuine tonic to likes of the humble proletariat, of whom I count myself amongst the ranks. I doff my hat to you, sir. You are the very embodiment of everything a gentleman aspires to be. I wish you good day, sir.
The word play of this fine gentleman is such a breath of fresh air
It would have been the best training session they'd ever have. This is a humble gent improving the morale of players on hundreds of thousands of pounds. Powerful stuff đđŒâœâșïž
'Shoulders back and smash it' is my go to motivator
Pep was quick with it.
Bro really just told debruyne to think what would Jan molby do đ I love that you're getting these opportunities mate, brilliant stuff
And mere moments later call Haaland a Nordic meat shield. Incredible
It's not terrible advice in fairness :D Molby was very very good too.
Haaland has that famous Scandinavian warmth and humour.
Great to see Troy with his shoulders back, continuing to smash it. Godspeed, old bean.
I just love this guy! I'm sick with the flu and have been watching Troy Hawkes videos. He cheers me up instantly...God bless you Troy. đđ
Get well & I havenât heard that word in a while FLUđ
Do them gates near downing Street please đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Just an injection of positivity.
Smashing it sir.
Them footballers do not deserve or appreciate these smashing compliments.
Wonderful. Just sublime.
Jack Grealish, bless him - probably the only footballer who is solid bone..... from the neck up!
Well done to man city for inviting troy
This is just superb...what a wordsmith....
So happy to see you getting some recognition well deserved!
Grealish unsure if it was a compliment or a dig :) Legend !
Oh this is absolute gold!
Keep doing what you do Troy- great channel!
Shoulders back and get in there Troy, you know what you're doing and you're smashing it!
I have watched this about 10 times Still funny every time :D
That's absolutely fantastic đđœ
" let the world see your bouquet of gifts "
'What would Jan MĂžlby do?'
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Thankyou Troy awesome sir .
Grealish trying to figure out if the guys insulting him or not xD
Diaz "Who is that guy?" Cancello "Good style huh?" đ€Łđ€Ł
Grealish still wondering what symmetrical means
Brilliant... and brave. Best yet!
Brilliant best clip so far I donât know where you get all your phrases from but bloody fantastic youâre smashing it Troy keep them shoulders back and keep making us laugh đ đ€Łđ
"Shoulders back. Smash it." = This has been my inner mantra since seeing this video. Magic. Thank you Troy!
âItâs not an obstacle course , itâs a soft play â
Grealish had to go and google 'symmetrical' after this.
Grealish didnât understand the combination of praise for his symmetric face đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Everyone who enjoys watching this man needs to subscribe. He deserves it đđ»
I absolutely love this
This is amazing đ I've watched troy greet since day 1. I'm so happy to see how far your getting mate....Even though I man u fan, I still enjoyed this. Keep up the good work mate
Remember that band Electric 6? â Danger, danger, high voaltage! â
You are brilliant Troy, I am a City fan and have not come across you before, hope to meet you in person one day and I look forward to your greeting for me! Shoulders back and smash it! đâ€
BrilliantđđŸ
Always puts a smile on people's faces
Fantastic! Haaland seemed perplexed, but he was deeply warm inside!
He completely ignored Troy, not an ounce of polite recognition
@@DamianBrown Let's not exaggerate. His English is not tip-top. Even Grealish took considerable time to process what Troy said
@@Al3xandeer you see somebody smiling at you as you enter training, you at least smile back. Or at the very least nod your head in recognition that somebody was addressing you.
@@DamianBrown If you look at the very first frames of Haaland, there is some form of light recognition, although not necessarily a grinning smile
Hilarious we love your greetings. Keep it up man your country needs you more than ever.đđ
Loved it , you were birrliant
This bloke is my new hero!!!!! Pure British in a smoking jacket!!!!
Haaland arriving in England for the first time assuming this is the norm đđ
You have a stunning air of grizzled authority.....
My favourite line in the video
Legend says that Jack Grealish is still trying to figure out if he was insulted or complimented
I love the look of confusion on most of the players - not that it's hard to confuse them.
Funny thing is, whenever Troy says "shoulders back", I instinctively straighten my posture too, haha. So not only are these videos good for my soul, they're good for my body as well!
This has been the best one yet, keep it up!
Grealish obviously doesnât know what the word symmetrical means, Sir Troy of Hawke đ€Šââïž
To this day, Mastermind is still trying to work out what âa fabulously symmetrical faceâ means! đđ€Ł
Unbelievable đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł. Just watched this on the Manchester City app & I loved it.
Heâs doing nuts class
Shoulders back smash it đ
One of the cheapest ways to improve morale of a team.
Every team should have a member of the Greeters Guild permanently station at its entrance.
Each one gets better and better,..
They take them selves to serious troy is a gas đ
Cant help but laugh out loud, it's hysterical
Haha love it
90% of them looked asif there ÂŁ326 government cost of living payment hasn't gone through. Why do they all look so miserable?. Mr guild as happy and as quick witted as ever..
Most of them probably couldn't understand him, that includes the English players lol.
To be fair there's plenty of reasons to be cheesed off these days, regardless of whether they're seen as targets for poverty shaming, or not.
Hilarious!!! Bloody brilliant...
Good sty- You have fabulous teeth
Well done sir
Excellent video
Mate... you are just magical đđ
Nathan ake and Phillips are actual people, good to see.
This guy is a genius. Why isnt he more well known. Followed for ages. Love your videos. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Gutted to have lost Kalvin Phillips from Leeds but I'm glad to see he's still down-to-earth shaking your hand!
Fingers crossed he dresses better up there đ
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You could tell kalvin Phillips was thinking âwe never had this in Leedsâ.
Not the sharpest boots on the field are they sire!
Love it! I'd pay a bit for my google home to pipe up with such quips as I pass by
Basil Rathbone! đđđđđ
Not the brightest are they lol
Good on you for taking on such a tough crowd there!
Footballers ar so dull
Literally this guy is genius!!!! I wish I had grizzly authorityđđđ
Just how thick is Grealish?!?
Grealish clearly not knowing what symmetrical means. This is why you shouldn't take them outta school early...
Troy, you are the only person on CZcams making me laugh out loud! I shall start using your quips and gay badinage, if I may sir.
@@bq6950 Be my guest, young squire.
But think of this, what happens when Jack needs to parallel park? I think that's when you'll start to hear an internet dial tone
Footballers proving they have ZERO personality. Tough gig that. Would have got a better reaction from a soaking wet firework.
Honestly painful from them
Well some donât speak English too well
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@@lewismarriott2468 What like Graelish?
These clips are quite simply divine.
Pep does appear to be somewhat perplexed by your outrageous shenanigans đ đ€Łđ€Ł
Ding Dong!
Hero of mine is Troy Hawke shoulders back
Shoulders back đđđđđđđđđ
On my way to see you right now
Youâve seen it all đđđđ
How weird were they though đ€Šââïž do Liverpool FC next đ„°
Why would he want to step near that place? It stinks of piss and he'd get mugged
@@theenforcersimonballs2941 ha ha you obviously donât know anything about Troy then do you đđđđđđđđđ
@@lennydicko I've seen him in Liverpool you melt, You obviously can't take a joke slapper
@@lennydicko are you implying that our lord and saviour Troy in fact stinks of piss and commits the muggings?
Surely the likes of Andy Robertson and James Milner would love Troy and his Shenanigans.
Brock Lesnar jr looked so confused and peed off of the same time đ
Troy you should come to chelsea training camp next.
chelsea fan here, YES PLEASE
Hahaha, legend.
Grealish is a bit of a simpleton!
Perfect Sunday evening viewing to brighten up ones mood ready for the working week. Bravo!!
Best one yet đđ