Meanwhile... Who Can Afford Disney's Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser Hotel?
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- Meanwhile... Excitement is running high around the opening of a new "Star Wars"-themed hotel at Disney World, but wannabe hotel guests may be scared off by the sky-high room rates. #Colbert #StarWars #Meanwhile
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The Star Wars Hotel is such an immersive experience that Darth Vader comes to your room every 30 minutes to charge you more money - "I have altered the deal; pray I don't alter it any further!"
"I Have You Now!"
: D
@@Surge1077 double : D
Ha!
This deal is getting worse
Disney has massively overestimated my level of interest in sleeping in a room with some branding in it. And my income. And my willingness to screw around with multiple streaming services for that matter.
Not you. Rich idiots.
There's lots of those
We’re the common folk who work hard.
This is meant for those who barely graduated with a B from Uni or college, and make just slightly enough money to afford ridiculous luxuries while claiming they’re not making enough to live the life they want.
Not even branded
Its like off brand sw
Take your time…..we’ll get there eventually…in a few millennia
For $4000 I expect Palpatine's throne room with two Red Guards escorting me to my room, or the bridge of the starcruiser with an employee dressed like Thawne or Tarkin welcoming me...
The basic room looks like glorified Space Camp.
Exactly what I was thinking. For proprietary design and branding, any fan would scare up the moolah to immerse themselves in the experience - but that restrictive piece of dogshit room with basic trim that probably only LOOKS like SW design and is probably basic rounded-edges design painted in SW colors looks like it's worth LESS than any given Holiday Inn.
I need to know what's supposedly included for that price because I'm looking at booking an entire week at a presidential suite at a adults only SPA RESORT that includes spa treatments for less than that
FACTS 😭
With a description like that, I would rather go to the real Space Camp than drop $6,000 on this.
Probably shouldn't take your kids on a Star Wars cruise, you don't want to know what happened to the last group of younglings they had.
Just make sure they're well trained...."It's over, Anakin.. I have the top bunk!"
Good way to catch a case of the Kassel runs in less than twenty parsecs.
They all died of COVID-19?
Trumpie: That's called late stage abortion! Of course all the liberal elites go for that. Get tired of your kid and have Anakin Skywalker take care of the problem for you.
Too soon!
Of course I´ll eat only one M&M when I´m stressed. It´s easy. Wanna know the trick?
- Eat 1 M&M when stressed.
- Wait 2-3 seconds
- Check if M&M is working, or you´re still stressed.
- If still stressed: Eat 1 M&M, if you´re stressed.
- Wait 2-3 seconds...
- Check if M&M is working, or... Repeat.
See? Just that easy!
Stephen read my mind. I feel that most of the time I color code first then the rest is the same. Also mixing up different M&Ms works good 👍
Trying to eat 1 m&m oughta make you stressed
@@pangypirate **slowly turning my head towards you, and while looking at you with a mad look, one eye constantly blinking, you hear a deep, growling sound** "Yeeessss. Yessss indeeeed. IT WILL."
See, I’d just eat like a palm-full and then wait a couple minutes before having more, so it averages out to about the same rate.
@@marisolaquino719 I pour out the bag and sort them by color, then eat them until there are the same amount of each color left. Then I eat one of each color in the same order each time.
The OCD is strong with my family.
I pour the whole bag of M&M's into my facemask and eat them like a horse's feed bag.
Smart! Damn it, I want M&Ms now!
Careful, you might end up looking like Margarine Green.
you ok dude?
That sounds like a pretty freaking good idea, LOL!
And I thought I had stressful days……..
Just say you'll pay 2000 now, then 15 when you reach Alderaan.
3500? We could buy our own ship for that much!
@@MonkeyJedi99 Yeah but who’s gonna fly it, kid? You?
I'll take it so long at I get the 1 in Docking Bay 94.
@@JoeVideoed Just my luck, I'd get the room right next to the hangar where they launch TIE fighters!
Hopefully Alderaan still exists on arrival.
I don't know how John does it, but every time I see John dance I feel like he is a perfect reflection of the New Orleans soul. He makes me feel like I'm home.
Born and raised?
Matt Geatz to Disney: does it need to be your own kid?
Underrated comment.
Oh wow...that's a good one dude
So sick of jokes like this. Its pathetic this is so much of the political conversation, Ds and Rs both. You guys never solve anything and just talk about how eachother likes kids. And sadly youre both right, yet still take sides and vote for them.
@@micl6562 ma'am this is a Wendy's....
No republicans lie about democrats being pedos, because they are just projecting
Jon was sweating as he asked "is it good?" 😂
Those two words for Jennifer Anniston are two of the funniest words he's ever said... and I've been watching him since he was a reporter on the Daily Show.
The “Colbert Report” was some of the most consistently funny, biting satire of all time. I miss it dearly.
@@foppishdilletaunt9911 I wish they did reruns 👌
@@foppishdilletaunt9911 Lost that and Mr. Stewart that year... bad year.
@@thearmchairjournalist566 I wish they did colbert and old daily show reruns.
This channel has old Daily Show clips and episodes.
czcams.com/channels/_PKnQpClFaHwNorWYOJoag.html
"Well it's not like I was really using my dignity anyway, but..."
>looks at bank account
"Damn."
@@duelenigma7732 What?
@@duelenigma7732 There is either a language barrier, or an auto-correct/auto-fill issue going on here.
@@MonkeyJedi99 Definitely has nothing to do w/ the post he replied to. I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV it when that happens.
P.S. Hopefully your sarcasm detector is on.
@@duelenigma7732 "You heard me"
We may have seen what you said, but that doesn't mean we have any idea what you said.
I've worked out that you don't like Stephen's Catholicism... and that's literally all I could make from your two comments.
@@duelenigma7732 And yet, you are here.
At least this time I was able to comprehend your post. So you have that going for you.
I almost fell off my chair at work. When Stephen read the Aniston thing I whispered "F*ck Off" then Stephen's voice echoed the same into my headphones. I felt as if the voice of some pagan sarcasm God was speaking just to me. You are my hero Mr. Colbert.
Pagan Sarcasm God. That's worth a like. :)
😯Exact same thing happened to me😄
Same here!
The "meanwhile" preamble continues to amaze.
I just spit up my 96th (or so) potato chip when I heard that Jennifer Aniston only eats one when she's stressed. And I'm not even stressed. 😂
I just bought 4 bags of doritos today.. I plan on eating them one (bag) at a time.. ;)
The Meanwhile intros are freaking hilarious.
In Mattel's defense, they considered having their dolls made by Chinese economic slaves in semi condemned factories to be "Asian Representation".
But isn’t that doll collection the American team? And isn’t one of them Chinese American?
Best comment. Pin this.
I suspect Ivanka Trump was the middlewoman.
@@concordep2504 I saw someone who was possiblity of Asian decent prior to the closing ceremony. Bad Mattel. 👎
🤦♀️🤦♀️ don’t think so, but who knows
"I'll remember it on my deathbed" I literally did a spit take while brushing teeth...what a way to start a morning lol
@Juragan Muda ?
@@raybin6873 It's a spambot: report it.
@@Lucius1958
Got it...will do!
Thanks....👍
That was the best lead-in to a 'Meanwhile" yet. Kudos writers, and Colbert's excellent delivery.
How is to Top that? That was the best I've heard in a LONG time.
I almost broke a rib laughing at his response to Jennifer Aniston’s diet restriction.
You know she’s desperate for attention when she lies like that in an interview.
I believe that to be the gods honest truth - I mean, look at the woman! Three beans would fill her up 😂
That was a mic drop moment if ever there was one.
I am better than Jennifer. I don't eat a m&m or a potato chip when I am stress. Of course I eat a single pint of ben and jerrys.
hahhaha yeah it was good and unexpected.......
but i get her..............when i'm stressed, i too only consume the ONE bottle of hard licor.
Ha! Mt. Dew and moonshine is my entire high school career in NC in the 80s! No need for fake ID when you got pawpaw’s shine! Also, I love that the outro was a jazz version of “Für Elise.”
How dare you Colbert, like you wouldn't pay $6000 to sleep in Frodo's house without your kids.
Jennifer stress relief. "f**k off" You nailed it, tone of voice and all, Stephen! 🤨
I literally said the same thing out loud, just before he did. Boy, did I laugh!! : D
He should not have apologized after it. That was American. If he had just kept a straight face and gone onto the next bit after the applause died down, that would have been British, and better.
@@DunmoresMovieMania yep it is American. The apology was less for Jennifer than for his bosses at CBS. Such language is disallowed, and can be severely punished, even if inadvertent. (Jackie Mason comes to mind.)
Admit it Stephen - if there was a Lord of the Rings hotel, you would stay there alone.
no way there already isnt one
I think you can pay to stay at the Hobbiton set they rebuilt for the Hobbit movie.
@@PitFriend1 You are correct.
@@PitFriend1 I need to look this shit up.
In high school, I had a part time job at a gas station. Every Saturday afternoon the boss would get a MountainDew, dump out half of it, and fill the other half with vodka. True story.
I would bet he did that everyday, you just weren't there. There are a lot of functioning alcoholics in the workforce.
My stepdad used to do that, but it was a bottle of Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels.
Who writes the intro for meanwhile? It’s an endless stream of genius
I still hear Quarantine-While.
"I will not soon forget it". High praise ! :-D
I posted support before. I still really enjoy the fact you're including a bit more of the band's intermission music on these youtube posts. Huge fan of Stephen, but also of the band.
John spit out a divide by zero error when he said, "families, im against em"
Is that a euphemism for an expletive? I like it.
😂
We know the left hates families
@@covidnures122 i didnt know trolls were allowed to be nurses. Besides how can you tell left from right when you dont know up or down? Fake republicans are a joke.
🤣🤣🤣
While I loved 'Quarintinewhile' , I love that 'Meanwhile' is back!
It's kinda odd hearing 'Meanwhile' again after such a long time of hearing 'Quarantine-while'. Super happy that you'll are back to the gorgeous and historical Ed Sullivan theatre with a Live audience and of course the band. Much love everyone.
Yeah it's super odd for mc bc I only started watching during Quarantine so I only know Quarantine-while :'(
@@stepho4201 That totally makes sense. After the lockdown, I was so surprised seeing Stephen sitting by himself in a small little room making jokes by himself. I was so amazed that he could manage the jokes without a live audience and maintaining his comedic timing. This was crazy good. Then 'The Late Show' team started adding to the home show and a little later "Evie" got dragged into this which really upped the value of the show. Listening to her laugh at her husbands monologues were one of the bright sparks during the various lockdowns we all went through. Anyway buddy, I hope you keep enjoying the wit, wisdom, musical talent and comedy. Be safe. Be well.
Thanks for keeping us sane
I’m Australian
But have lost soooo much sleep over the craziness and goings on in the USA over the last 5years!!! 😱 still a bit 😱🤭💀☠️🤔
You don't even want to know what it's like living here for the past 5. And in Florida too. I fight to not walk into the nearest ocean on a daily basis.
Try to remember mass media does not represent the majority of what's going on in the United States. All you see is the Tabloid Tv headlines. The majority of us are vaccinated and following guidelines and the majority of us voted the crazy away. What you see is the crazy throwing a fit because they know they're the minority. We're more worried about the fires than we are the people choosing to believe outright stupidity.
Thank you for caring!
@@cindye5285 Hello from Sarasota!
I'm pretty sure it is that expensive because someone will IMMEDIATELY make amateur star wars porn there
LOL! Rule 34 lives!
On the subject of Mattel 'inclusion-washing' their brand, how about giving the black girls the hair they were born with..?
on a doll that would just be the furry side of a piece of stick on Velcro, right..? ;)
@tony hedgewolf maybe when they start doin it themselves.... nope?.... once they stop platinum blond wigs, straight hair extensions, etc... basically anything but African hair ... which is a pity, if u ask me, coz I think an African woman never looks more beautiful than when she embraces her true self and black beauty canons
@@KADDARLING and what you prefer matters why?
@@genelomas332 No.
And no, you arent funny.
@@KADDARLING It's hard to embrace their true self when that's condemned by so many, even banned. Case in point, look at the black doll. How many girls have been bullied and ridiculed for their natural beautiful hair? How many women had to change their hairstyle because their bosses made feel like it looked unkempt and unprofessional? How many girls have been at school that they either change their hair (to look like the others "normal" or they can't attend classes? And then we ask ourselves why they don't embrace their real hair? There are a number of them that they do. But for others, they are not ready to do that because of some of the reasons I mentioned above, unfortunately.
These are the laughs I needed and didn't know I needed. 😂
When I'm stressed, I eat just one chip or one m&m. Then I eat another. Then another...
4:24 Say what you will about Jennifer Aniston, I think it's incredibly impressive that she can lift fifty times her own body weight.
Im sure she got a laugh her self. Thats call a joke and she knows what funny is.
Yes, best not to ANTagonise someone of that strength 💪🏻💪🏻
4:30 Jeff Bezos calls that "slumming it."
Nothing like an immersive experience that could leave you regretting the decision ., as you watch your bank account burn to the ground by the end of the week at the Disney theme park to use a famous quote"just because we can doesn't mean we should" ., this is the greatest stick up of the middle class public since Bernie Madoff
Jennifer failed to mention that she gets stressed 30 times every minute
i still say quarantinewhile in my head
SAME!
If you were looking to Mattel for diversity and inclusive inspiration...where have you been since 1959?
I scared my sleeping cat so bad at Stephen's Aniston's reply he did a double backward somersault off the couch. Made me laugh harder and I peed a little. 4:01
The cat noticed your pee.
And picturing your cat made me laugh so hard I peed a little - thanks for sharing😂🤩
TMI
"F#$K OFF" best use of those two words ever. 🤣
Eating just one m&m sounds like a distraction technique. Now you're just thinking about wanting more snacks and not whatever was stressing you
That or we're already living better and less restrictive lives than the celebrities.
There's also the possibility that their lives are so much better than ours that one is enough.
There's a long waiting list to make reservations. Last I heard it was from infinity and beyond
Ohhh, crossing the streams...
04:10......IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!! Comedy genius from Mr Colbert!
Seriously, is the Mattel thing a thing? Wtf world? Where was the red head ?
If someone at Mattel is listening, for the next Olympics, we want a Chinese, a Kenyan, a random dark latina, a blonde (because Barbie) and a red head. We don't care if no red head wins any medal, we want a red head. And don't forget the Chinese!
Yeah, as if my dignity is worth 490$…
I'll hold on until Virgin Galactic takes of full time and Disney builds a full sized Star Destroyer hotel that will cost an arm & a leg & the souls of your kids & grand-kids
"F*** off" I spit my drink but it was worth it.
"F#k off...wait, I don't mean that." Yes you do. lollll
4:09 🤣🤣🤣
I'm against families too especially mine.
I swear, Colbert’s humor never gets old.
The introductions for Meanwhile should be published as a collector’s item
Meanwhile, climate change is going to make the world unlivable.
But Disney has a Star Wars hotel.
People can care about the Earth and love a scifi franchise... there's no causality between the two...?
I don't think there are too many big corporations that we should expect to do much about the earth. We can hope, but we will be waiting the rest of our lives...
Geez, I’d rather be stuck in the Boiling Isles than pay several thousands of dollars for a crummy Star Wars-themed hotel.
To be fair Eda would be a great host
Disney won’t ever send you to the Boiling Isles because it’s too gay for them there. (I wouldn’t be surprised if season 2 doesn’t make it to D+ because of how gay I’ve heard it is, tbh.)
You're paying Disney either way...
NOTHING crummy about it there starwars in disneyworld is top notch no where near 5g a night though
@@midgey50 also to be fair, I get to cuddle an evil little demon with daddy issues.
Mr Colbert you make me laugh, we missed you and with you in my life my blood pressure is perfect!
Thank you Stephen, for the laughs!🤣
Man I’ve been missing this.
$750 per guest per night. Engage the wallet siphoning tractor beam Chewie. Raaawwr!
Awe this was my favorite Meanwhile intro.
John Baptiste really does an excellent job.
Ed McMahon is really the prototype for a sidekick for a talk show host, and while Doc Severenson sometimes filled in for Ed, Paul Schaffer really invented the job of combined sidekick and band leader. And Paul was a tough act to follow.
John had really advanced beyond just doing what Paul did and made his role unique. He stands on the shoulders of giants, and instead of doing "what they did, but slightly worse" he does "What they did, but different" and doing it so well that it is impossible to say who is better.
This man is a living national treasure.
"Introducing Disney's Star Wars hotel! ONLY for the wealthy."
Only for the STUPID. A lot of lower income people will be putting this on their credit cards. I would never step foot in Disneyland. It's gross to me.
His response to Jennifer Anniston was gold
Two nights in a crap lookalike starwars cupboard? No thanks, it resembles a portaloo with a bed.
Star Wars joke - when entertainment meets reality (of pricing)
I tried having one m&m.
i managed to stop at half.
half a bag.
That's one serving, innit?
Kudos ! Most of us finish the job, even when we know we shouldn't.
Lot of tension in that 😂
The pirates suites in Orlando was enough for me. Wonderful time.
Stephen; You should release segments of Jon and crew's music! Everybody smash the LIKE BUTTON!
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Star Wars Hotel gives discounts for Brothers & Sisters (more if they bring a male friend).
What if they are brother and sister and just don't know yet? Where does the Wookie stay?
@@LazyIRanch in the Wookie bed, of course
🤣🤣🤣
@@LazyIRanch What does the Wookie say?!!! ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR ARRRR
There are TWO BLONDES.
Jon's triple take is spot on!
By the way: Mr Batiste has no business being so attractive, I think it's just unfair to the rest of mankind. Anyway.
Unfair to Mr. B.
Stuck here with our ugly mugs...
Poor guy.
With those 4K I rather visit another country for a week, maybe Japan, a European vacation idk, that’s a waste of 💴 💵
I had an amazing vacay in Mexico for a month comfortably for 2k
You're not going to do all that globe trotting during a pandemic.
i would rather spend 1 k get accouple days at universal and put the rest into an investment
disney world sucks btw went there last month it was so bad only stayed one and a half days even though i had paid for 3
@@ladydeerheart1 México is safer than Florida to be honest
@@MonsieurAndres 😂😂😂 I’d rather travel within the US than mexico, in that case
Everyone looks fresh and happy!! I’m glad everyone is back on set😊😊😊🙏
The band is a tonic! Wow always so excited.
Lay's Potato Chips: "Bet you can't eat just one!"
Jennifer Aniston: “Yes I can.”
Pringles: “Once you pop, you can’t stop.”
Jennifer Aniston: “Yes I can.”
My gramma asked me for a chip once, it happened to be a cool ranch dorito, i told her, "fine, but just one", she sais "of course, no problem", next thing i knew i was being attacked by a rabid animal and almost lost my fingers.
Sure, Jennifer eats one potato chip or one M&M when she's stressed... but she eats handfuls of them when she's relaxed...
Lmao
You were first btw
Poor Jennifer. Can't even afford a whole bag of chips.
Shoulda been "bug off" for the ants... 😂
I have no dignity so that's fine. However, this is the reason we decided to have a baby so we can do all those fun kid things without judgment.
I must say, I personally hate 'Für Elise', since it is Beethoven's most performed piece and probably his least important and least beautiful. I cannot understand why people love it so much. Don't get me wrong, I'm the biggest Ludwig fanboy there is, I'm getting up with the 'Eroica' every other day, but the only version of 'Für Elise' I will accept in the future is the one by Jon Batiste and Stay Human. Thumbs up.
Evidence is of course that it's so pupular, there is a certain beauty to simplicity and predictability, predictability being probably why it's so pupular, unlike on the other side of the spectrum' for example Polovtsian Dances from Prince Igor, which I have to sit down and really listen to enjoy versus being able to conjure it up in my head. I have 2 favorite pieces, can't pick one over the other, Bach Cello Suite No. 1 and Vivaldi's Four Seasons The Winter. Just my thoughts.
There are thousands of musicians and there will be thousands more, but there is only one Beethoven.
2:35
XD I felt that FUK OFF in my soul! lmbao
5:09 That seems a bit strong coming from someone obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
Triggered?
I think Colbert knows his LOTR obsession is costing him some of his dignity, but he's okay with it. And besides, it was just a joke anyway. ;-)
yeah, if Stephen could stay in a Hobbit dwelling and spend two days walking the ring to Mordor, hanging out with Elves, eating with the Dwarves, and choosing to work for or against Sauron as an agent of good or evil, he would pay triple that price LOL
That Disney hotel isn't worth that price. I know some pretty creative individuals who can model a room to look like that for a similar price, and they get to keep it.
Exactly !! You could almost renovate your house for that price.
Apparently there's a whole adventure to it too. Not just the room.
@@bilhamcobbly2957 Yup at least renovating your house pays off vs Literally burning your money to the ground because after the experience is over your money is gone.
I like how the actual content starts halfway through
WTF WAS MATTEL SMOKING?!? lololololol
I didn't know there was a Star Wars Hotel!! Edit: Holy cow I saw how much it is to stay there, so.... I'm gonna pass.
As an adult. I would 100% go on it without kids... if it wouldn't cost me my kidney.
Not so much a hotel as actually living a private interactive Star Wars adventure, exclusive access to the Star Wars land, and getting fed for two days... but Stephen's gotta have jokes :shrug:
You can Steven you could absolutely afford to live in that hotel on a permanent basis
That apple pie hotdog is the culinary equivalent of stepping on a lego barefoot.
What gives you this idea, the bacon jam inside or the mustard-ketchup frosting?
This is the best late night show. Stephen & John Baptiste are awesome 🥰
Who the feck wants to go to Florida anyway ?
Anyone?!
Seriously, people are still going for pleasure? I would be worried about catching some freakish new strain.
ppl over 60 that hate kids from Canada love to go there. ive never been.
I've seen anime, the blonde girl is the asian one.
Lol
"F*ck off"! ~Said what I was thinking.
I’m against families too! lol