@@FakerBuddHK many asian females look super young youd be surprise. you have females in their 30s looking like they teens. remember watching Korean tv shows with korean girls in their 20s looking like they 13, you have actual grown ass man playing young 14-15 year olds while in their mid 20s.
@LG1ikLx so your saying that this Korean game is built for perverts? You literally have no idea how tall or aged that character actually is. You never seen a petite 30 year old woman and thought "damn she is cute"? If you see this video and you look at the female and your mind immediately jumps to "damn if I play this game I'm gonna be a pedophile" then you have an issue as your the one sexually objectifying her.
Critikal couldn't be MORE dry, it's why i cant watch him. before anyone say's, yes I get that thats his shtick and why people think he's funny but it aint for me, I feel like drywall has more personality to it than him lol edit - did kinda like his podcast, he show's SOME emotion there.
funfact: there was a year where the FBI had to pause investigation on real cp cases because they received too many false reports from internet users reporting cartoon porn
Fun fact: this guy jerks it to loli. People aren't saying it should take precedent over irl cp cases, but the people who are into this stuff need help and are a potential threat to children.
Yea the FBI have gotten very pissed off from false reporting cartoons or (non-realistic such as anime) artwork as CP cause it clogs up the actual investigation systems where actual victims are involved in said cases. INTERPOL also had to deal with that shit a whole back, but I lack details on that aspect.
Women actually show thier raw bear asz and tits yet these virtual models can get you banned??? Rofl twitch is so dumb only thing dumber is ppl who watch streams
I will admit I was trying to pause it but it was just to read the chat apparently there was a chatter that said "that's a child with a mother's hips" 💀 it's in the first second of the video
It's doing pretty alright, but the publisher probably feels that the game might not be compatible with Western audiences. It is a very different game compared to HIT1.@@fountgarde
@@Enup_edits a mobile game. It was an action arcade RPG game, when it came out there was nothing like it out on Mobile until Honkai Impact 3rd came out. But for a while it was the best thing ever, personally.
@@Correction_Guyactually funny enough they will jabait you into a sting. Happened to me once, few years ago I had been watching r34 anime and instead of me watching a r34 anime the vid was click baited showing something completely illegal. I call the police and told them what happened and gave them the sight an everything. Within minutes I was apprehend by the jabaited squad and before they took me away the local police showed up saving my skin, the ones that tried to nab my innocent behind wouldn't even let me talk they kept playing willfully ignorant to the situation. Guess they wanted a pay raise but they didn't get it from me.
@@yebeka5611 At least I can the difference between fiction and reality. Unlike some people who just by looking characters their first thought are children 💀💀💀
it's ok officer, she's actually a 5000 year old fairy
Or a 400 year old vampire. It’s okay guys! Haha
It's okay officer, she's *FICTIONAL*
its ok officer, she's just a pixel
It's ok officer, she ain't real
It’s ok officer, I have diplomatic immunity
Man's a veteran, didn't even flinch
more like. He just isn't impressed with how far the game devs aim at shutins and weebs.
@@mrmechpunch4653so "not impressed" that he almost swallowed the entire word "let's"... Right 😁
@@Nebujin383he literally turned the video
I think he was afraid to reflect in any way regarding the video, so he changed the subject quickly.
I personally did flinch. Felt a bit of a pang of disgust in my heart.
“That's a child with a mother's hips” 💀💀💀💀
Hmm. Who say that?
@@AdrianoRCSone of the chat
WHATTTTTT
She 5000 year old☠️
It's came from Hit series
Her name is kiki
"Damn that's crazy, anyways assassin's creed you say" 😂
I guess this youtuber would rather see "ASS-assin's Creed".
@@eunumsei2258 cringy 2022 sex jokes npc humor
That was a huge ass whiplash.
I see what you did their
The game name?
@@checkmatedot8126u a pedophile?
@@checkmatedot8126 whatever the name is, you do not need to know.
@@checkmatedot8126 HIT 2 Not sure if it's here in the west yet but good luck! ;)
"It's ok officer-"
"Why are you speaking, we're here to arrest her"
stay safe out there son
Thank you she was sexually harassing me :
In one side, she looks like a kid, so you would be the pedo, but on the other side, she is the older one
@@FakerBuddHK many asian females look super young youd be surprise.
you have females in their 30s looking like they teens.
remember watching Korean tv shows with korean girls in their 20s looking like they 13, you have actual grown ass man playing young 14-15 year olds while in their mid 20s.
@@FakerBuddHKyou wouldn't be cmcharged if you had evidence that SHE was the one that harassed you by showing you her a$$
“Shes 18 in dog years!!!!!!” 💀
😂
dog style
@@nvnent0120 naw that’s crazy man😅
Woof? 😺
"It's legal, all three are 27 years old! (combined)"
- Dorontabi, referencing Little Lyrical from Princess Connect.
For those asking, the game name is "HIT 2" and I believe that character is named "Kiki".
Yh I would definitely not have asked for the name of the game other then to avoid it 😂
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Now how exactly do you know this?
@LG1ikLx so your saying that this Korean game is built for perverts? You literally have no idea how tall or aged that character actually is.
You never seen a petite 30 year old woman and thought "damn she is cute"?
If you see this video and you look at the female and your mind immediately jumps to "damn if I play this game I'm gonna be a pedophile" then you have an issue as your the one sexually objectifying her.
Thanks needed a new outlet 😉😉😉
God bless you
Bro switched topics so fast and nonchalantly😭
The pain and utter choke in his voice when he switched tabs said everything.
“nonchalantly” homeboy did not look into his eyes
asmongold has lost his soyboy mind
Its a fucking videogame, chillazzz
We just immediately move on and not talk about some stuff, kinda fucked up that the devs added that and it says a lot about their target audience
"Hear me out" ~ that one guy
@@0_Mind_Blown_0just say what the fuck you wanna say already
@@Annaliynn 💀
@Annaliynn your creepy bro
@@johntownsend7320 what did u say
@Annaliynn it's a child man, I don't know how you can think it's anything else
That's rough when you have to watch the mirage trailer voluntarily
“It’s ok officer-“
“Sir you are being charged with arson in 13 different countries”
E
Arsongold
Oh hey Scorpio
@@doctortuxito7532 the fuck? How?
Very realistic me conversation (I’m not even listening, just petting the K9)
- What are u doing, son?
*- Ugh... Ugh... Drugs*
Mom said I'm not allowed to watch asmongold anymore 😔
He was afraid of succ-ess
@@MelancholyKnightskill issue
Are ya winning son?
Drugs are better than this. This shit is disgusting.
I shall show my outrage by continuing to watch this on loop!
GodDAMN!! I need a name, it's for research porpuses.
Homegirl just casually flashed us 💀
Fr bro😭😭
anime in a nutshell
Ikr 💀
Fr 😭
Be semi attractive and go to parties. You'll be surprised by what you see
Well the milk store is empty, but at least the bakery is overstocked.
Yeah. We got no father but fictional woman are hot asf
Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread, wie sell loafs. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor, roasted, toasted
Thats ok! I can buy milk elsewhere!
@@hggpi my bf asked me to cosplay as 2B and he tells me im better than 2d women lmaoo maybe you live in the wrong country dear🤣😂
@@-nivuk-5260sethical moment.
Lmao that comment, "A child with a mother's hip". 😂
The best kind
@@AwsOm3Fac3 is a child? Oof
@@AwsOm3Fac3 👁👄👁
@@AwsOm3Fac3Aaaaahh
@@AwsOm3Fac3 least pedophilic Japanese man
Me: "Hey YT, I'm looking for TERA content right now"
YT: "Oh cool yeah, here's a Monkey's Paw, should help you out."
Thank you for the game name😁😁
@@bromanr7209 It's actually "HIT 2".
TERA was a popular older 3D Action MMORPG that had... similarities to what's in this clip.
"Police i swear to God
Not simping for a child..."
She really hit us with caramelldansen
Hahaha.. now that you said it, yeah... lol xD
I want to play that JUST to spam Carameldansen. What game is this?!
@@kiophoenix don't bother
@@kiophoenixIt's called Hit 2
I fucken new that little dance triggered a dim light in a filthy alleyway deep in my brain
MoistCritikals younger brother
DryCritikal.
DryHitmarker
My exact thoughts 💀
Critikal couldn't be MORE dry, it's why i cant watch him.
before anyone say's, yes I get that thats his shtick and why people think he's funny but it aint for me, I feel like drywall has more personality to it than him lol
edit - did kinda like his podcast, he show's SOME emotion there.
@@grimerime23 his prime is gone😞
LiquidCritikal
Bro changed the topic so quickly, even I cant compare... 😂😂😂😂
She just flashed her butt and giggled. 😂
Deploying Flashbang.
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
*Tinnitus intensifies*
@@joelrobinson5457What was the color of her gloves?
TACTICAL FLASHBANG INCOMING!!!!
Xd
Korean MMOs be like:
Yep, they are disgusting degenerates
CZcams comments be like:
Replies be like:
Likes be like:
Report be like:
Neuron activated moment
That gulp from asmond really said how much he did bot want to be associated with that
Don't fall into that trap brothers : She is a POINTY EAR LEAF LOVER !
Rock and stone!
STONE AND ROCK
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!!!!
ROCK ME LIKE A STONE!
IF YOU AIN'TROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME!
You know it's bad when he goes to see what the assassin's creed video is ☠️
did you notice that one of the viewers said “pedo game” ☠️
yep, can't help it, just another south asian pedo game
@@illocalitywell he wouldn’t exactly be wrong would he
@@RiTchieKII lol he’s definitely not wrong ☠️
He's also at a loss for words
"Caramelldansen" playin in my head💀
He was on the verge of tears
UOHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭
@@McCaroni_Sup I predicted that reply
Officer: you're under arrest
Me: but she is over 5000 years old I swear
Officer: we knew that son. I'm talking to her
This makes me think, would a 5000 year old get jailed for dating us?
:0
I truly applaud the way you put that in lnto perspective.
Would it be wrong if some lived forever but dated a 18yo
I wonder.
What gane is this?
@@vexzel5550itd be like the earth dating the sun
Its wrong
Plot twist of the day
A child bearing child-bearing hips
I see what you did there
Lol
Officer, right here 🤦♂️
Awh hell nah bro
@@ayylmao02 you can't arrest me for telling the truth!
Wait until sweet baby gets a hold of it.
"It ok officer, Picket fence teeth man changed the video afterwards"
“Yep there it is” 😂😂 man’s had a plan
*BAM*
“Soap trusted you, I thought I could too.” 🔫
“So, WHY IN BLOODY HELL, DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!!” 😡
It happened a few years ago
I was young, and patriotic.
@@eimerhegel427 ---when I first met Vladimir Makarov.
The power of thumbnails
Man swallowed air after that one.
for someone who don't know the game's name is HIT 2
W mans
Ma man 😎👍
You deserve more likes
The name is probably a pun because "I will hit that 2"
Thank you love me some lolis.
funfact: there was a year where the FBI had to pause investigation on real cp cases because they received too many false reports from internet users reporting cartoon porn
Fun fact: this guy jerks it to loli.
People aren't saying it should take precedent over irl cp cases, but the people who are into this stuff need help and are a potential threat to children.
Bruh
Tell that fact to Twitter freaks and CZcams users and Oh Boy they will go wild and upset whit that fact! 😂
Yea the FBI have gotten very pissed off from false reporting cartoons or (non-realistic such as anime) artwork as CP cause it clogs up the actual investigation systems where actual victims are involved in said cases. INTERPOL also had to deal with that shit a whole back, but I lack details on that aspect.
I'm guessing it was youtube and twitter users?
Bro wtf did you make me watch in public 😂😭
Damn bro maybe Jared from Subway was onto something with this one ...
Man you can hear the gulp he really knew he screwed up big time
He didnt do anything tho its not his game
Women actually show thier raw bear asz and tits yet these virtual models can get you banned??? Rofl twitch is so dumb only thing dumber is ppl who watch streams
"dont worry officer shes 300 trillion year old dragon vampire fairy."
Doesn’t Matter imo if she looks like 8
@@jordanicaly1393Did you asume its gender or its age ? .
@somethingdiabolical3894 Bruh its the same with that also yes they are fictional but people would still smash them if they were real thats my point.
@@jordanicaly1393what do you mean by “real”? It’s not illegal to put your dick on a piece of paper or a computer screen
@@jordanicaly1393So what? You're concerned about what consenting adults are doing.
Keep in mind: It's *age* of consent, not *looks* of consent.
Bro said "ill check that after stream"
"character with flat chest is a child"
"Character with big booba is targeting women"
Ffs just pick one so we can play our games.
asmon looks like a caveman version of charlie
Lmfaooo
Can’t unsee it now. 😂
FR
Xddxdx
Be honest, they both look like cave dwellers
It's said, little Timmy is still trying to pause at the right time
Little Timmy's an Amateur.
True, like. Just slow down time bro it's easy
I will admit I was trying to pause it but it was just to read the chat apparently there was a chatter that said "that's a child with a mother's hips" 💀 it's in the first second of the video
I paused it the "wrong" time
What game is that
Why do they always have to give the characters with the face of a 10 year old the body of an adult child woman?😭
Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.
"SOMETHINGS JUST SNAP,SOMETHINGS INSIDE OF ME,I DONT CARE ANYMORE,I DONT CARE OF BEING A SUPER SAIYAN"
nahhh fam
@@BeastOps10q
What are you "quoting"?
@@rielaxaulthe quoting Vegeta
@nikkobird590 why is he saying it here?
That gulp tho lmaoooo
What a game name ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Asanson creed
Someone said "Hit 2" since no one wants to answer it
@@PrincessofKeys Hit2 = Heroes of Incredible Tales 2.
😂😂😂Fap😂😂😂Fap😂😂😂
.
Bro is not beating the allegations
Bro got flashed but only saw his career going up in flames.
But whats the game i will never play tho... just tell me homies
Game is Hit 2. Character is Kiki.
Careful out there brother
.
Bro.....why
What have you done
@@averageduckenjoyerthefinalno
Bruh he gulped before saying, “let’s check out the assassins creed video”
Guys dont worry shes actaully a vampire thats older than the human race itself... Hopefully
The name of the game is Heroes of Incredible Tales 2, otherwise known as HIT 2. There is no Global release.
Whyyyy
@@dio6807because why not?
Aw, damn.
Aww. HIT1 was global. I guess it didn't do well?
It's doing pretty alright, but the publisher probably feels that the game might not be compatible with Western audiences. It is a very different game compared to HIT1.@@fountgarde
I call for therapy and my therapist need therapy from me now.
Can you be my therapist?
Its just loli lmao
@@sebtheboss6309 yes
@@jojobod lets be honest i dont know how many years she have but i can think is over 30 years
@@wenarda2782 what? Could you rephrase that
That one dude GYATTTT
cringe
@@Annaliynn lol
It's cringe yet brave. Congrats.
@@YDBHpoTheIllegal thanks ?
@@YDBHpoTheIllegal thanks ??
Went straight to assassins creed to cleanse his eyes
Its okay officer she isnt real and she cant hurt you.
but words will.
@@kingkaijuboygodjira3116 we believe in sticks and stones in this household.
“NOO GET ON THE FLOOR
NOW”
*unloads magazine into monitor*
Based user using common sense for once
@@jigsawlol242 Bit strange if you like looking at sexualised characters that are clearly designed to look quite young
Came for the clickbait, stayed for the CZcams comment warzone
I saw half a second of someone doing the moves to Caramelldansen and caught it immediately.
Nah bro the thumbnail💀💀💀💀💀💀
Just the look of "i want nothing to do with this"
In Korean, this says this is the skin or character for Hit2. The character and skin is "dusk patrice" 더스크포트리스
There's a Hit 2?! I loved the first one... will the West ever get it?
I'm sorry if this is an obvious question, but what is hit?
@@Enup_edits a mobile game. It was an action arcade RPG game, when it came out there was nothing like it out on Mobile until Honkai Impact 3rd came out. But for a while it was the best thing ever, personally.
Why korean men have very high estrogen levels?
thanks for the source, i'll make good use of it
Hit 2 is the game
i clicked the thumbnail and i was not disappointed
"Lets see what the assassin's Creed video is"
Bro is tired of this shit 😂
nah, he'll go back offstream to bust a nut. he just not sure if he can stream that girl
He closed it so fast 😭
Back in the day sonny we have big balls of knights and orc fighting together brutally.
*Vaush entered the chat*
“Officer shes not real however I do wish she was”
Why discuss it with an officer in the first place?
@@Correction_Guy *cough* Sting Operations *cough*
@@VashTheStampede117 Please explain to me how that would be a sting operation.
@@Correction_Guy its not that serious bro lmfao
@@Correction_Guyactually funny enough they will jabait you into a sting. Happened to me once, few years ago I had been watching r34 anime and instead of me watching a r34 anime the vid was click baited showing something completely illegal. I call the police and told them what happened and gave them the sight an everything. Within minutes I was apprehend by the jabaited squad and before they took me away the local police showed up saving my skin, the ones that tried to nab my innocent behind wouldn't even let me talk they kept playing willfully ignorant to the situation. Guess they wanted a pay raise but they didn't get it from me.
It was the carameldansen that made him switch off
ANIME STYLE OPEN WORLD GAME + PARRY MECHANICS???
That's what I wanted for whole time
Don’t mind me just taking screenshots
Pedo
That comment in the beginning just summed it up "That's a child with a mother's hips"
Saw it too 🐢
motherships will need additional pylons
@@Cookies4Wookieesand a fleet beacon
That's actually fictional. Not a Child.
@@WallNutBreaker524 bro what
I saw a carrameldansen reference for a sec
Can't even blame him tbh lmfao
Just straight up flashed his ass😂
"It's ok officer-"
"Oh don't worry, we're here to arrest HER on charges for soliciting an adult."
She's also an adult she's like 400
@@K.NIGH.T then for me a minor
If only this society worked
@J1N901 "well actually she's 400 years"-🤓☝️
W 1200 year old@@Milk_____________________
The animation is really smooth though. This was really well crafted for fanservice
What game is?
@@arial012 hit2
Fan service for who? Pedos?🤣
@@cornpop838people that like women under 5'
@@Ikonokura right bud🤣
“Who want to watched Assassin Creed video with me?”
The thumbnail Gyatt 💀
cringe
@@Annaliynn Bro what cringe You must be kid
@@dante97046.cringe
@@MissAubrey Idc Kiddo probably I'm older than you 🫵🏻
I like his nervous gulp with desperate eyes
Asmon...
"Yep, there it is..."
Are you winning son?
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А чо за игра?
To be fair, those modelers and animators knew exactly what they were doing
ok and? doesn't make it better
@@yebeka5611gonna cry over fiction? LMAO 😂
@@januczak3705 at least i'm not the one writing 17 whole comments saying why this is fine
@@yebeka5611 At least I can the difference between fiction and reality. Unlike some people who just by looking characters their first thought are children 💀💀💀
@@januczak3705 you have no friends
God damm she be carrying the whole bakery 😂
No the entire Bread and Pastry industry 😅😅😅
@@AmeliaNationalHomeFront lol i
@@adamk-paxlogan7330What?
@@CovrageTheSodomizer bro it's a joke what is that you don't understand 🤣
@@adamk-paxlogan7330weird ahh nigga
"Its not ok officer, im not going to pretend that it is, to be frank it hasnt been for a long time"
What he watching in his childhood 😭🤣😭😭
He was like: "Ok, there is nothing interesting here. Let move on".
"Lets see what the assasins creed video is" last words before fbi broke down his door
Wasn't even phased. What a chad!
His disappointment was immeasurable, and his day was ruined.
Lol
Ain't no way the devs did that 💀
They knew there's pedo playing there game I think 😂 idk
u guys are acting like it’s illegal what’s wrong with y’all 😒
Found the creep @@Annaliynn
@@Annaliynnahmen
@@benjytv bro do i look like a creep