Complete Jesse Pinkman "BITCH" Montage (Breaking Bad Seasons 1-5)
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- All 54 times that Jesse says 'BITCH" in all 5 seasons of the show "Breaking Bad".
If you haven't watched "Breaking Bad" yet, then what are you doing bitch! - Zábava
"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!"
That's my favorite bitch
amberry k. Yo that's my favorite too bitch.
My favorite's "I wanted to leave them on the counter! Bitch!"
Dallin Whiting I liked "Wheres my money BITCH!" and "YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS! OH!"
+Josh Houston Those are pretty good. I also like "Speak into the mic, bitch!" and "Yo, you ain't seeing the basement, bitch!"
it’s so hard to believe he only said it 55 times throughout the show
I think he only showed one per episode, or i dont know.
LiveAtPompeii74 yeah I think so too, bc I’m sure he said it way more often
@@nienkebohemia3504 nope only 55 times
56. They left out "science bitch"
Lol oops I got Mandela'd. It's just "Yeah, science!"
@@fireflow726 I don't think he ever said "science bitch." the quote was "yeah Mr. White! Yeah science!"
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.”
“Bitch.”
By far the best one.
My favourite too
That one or when he says “you just try and stop me….. bitch” 😂
Personally to me it's a toss up between that one and "so roll me further bitch"
yes thats my fav too bitch 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah 😂
1:12 is just perfect. The situation they're stuck in, their friendship is at it's peak and Jesse is still a very innocent person
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@@bankai1835 so what
@@andreykratos1577 it’s just kinda odd lol I see comments with 10 likes and some replies
Melting a dead body in a bath tub has always been the epitome of innocence
@@bankai1835 so what
What's funny is he became the most human character in the series.
whats funny about it? he was the most human character from the start, rivaled only by hank
@@alslade84873 yeah that's why they're coming out with a movie about what jessie does after the show. He wanted to do carpentry and architecture or some shit lol or he'll just die like walt
Exactly!! He sure is!! A lot of shallow people completely miss the depth of his character change...so glad to hear other s whi noticed...hello u decent
people out there!
@@blueheartarmory are they actually?
@@alslade84873 same i just hate how jesse and walts relationship ended
The delayed 'bitch' ones were the best ones.
This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed... bitch
I personally love BB, best show ever. Jesse/Aaron Paul is my fav. But my mom can’t get into tv shows unless she’s the one who stubble across it. I tried to make her watch it and she was “bored” ik wtf but when Jess said that^ she laughed and actually looked like she liked it
oxXRockXSugarXxo pilot episodes are usually hard to get through
I wanted to leave them on the counter!.........BITCH!
@@bob9644 hands down my favourite bitch
1:34 "so roll me further, bitch" with the cigarette hanging out his mouth and everything 😭so perfect
Number 26 at 1:25 was my favourite. The way Walter stares at him afterwards had me in stitches. (Sadly the full reaction is cut here)
Same except I like the long pause
It might be my favorite also, because he makes it look like an afterthought, like he just remembered at the last, second he had to add his trademark to the scene
yeahhhhh and roll me further bitch
The pause then the trademark word 😂😂😂
Best bitch.
1:25 killed me when I watched it the first time
Same
It's funny, every single time😆
i loved the pause in there too
that rv scene is my favorite moment in the show
Me too
Where is the "Yo"-Compilation?
we got time for a 10 hour video?
Krischan oh yeaaaaaa
Hahah
Yo excuse me
YO MISTA WHITE
0:44 How karens prepare when they find out the cashier forgot to give them 26 cents
Most underrated comment died laughing
😂😂😂😂😂
Don't we all tho🤣🤣🤣
I died
2:32 this is a very uplifting moment
My favorite one is "This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed... BITCH"
Why?
@@CalebPereiraTheUnheralded why would you ask that
lmao yesss the way he pauses........... bitch
@@thegirlinquestion
Why would you?
@@CalebPereiraTheUnheralded because it seemed weird
"I pay my rent, bitch! I GOT CIVIL RIGHTS!!!"
😂😂😂
0:37 - My favorite one. The energy and timing is perfect.
0:28 always gets me 😂😂
yes
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Y E A H H H B I T C H M A A A G N E T S
that was funny when he come up with the idea and it worked
yahhhh bitch
2:31 for reference
Praneesh A.K I like the delayed bitches too. but he has that way of talking. my favorites are Mangnets, bitch, and gatorade me bitch, this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.....bitch.
Me every time Magneto flexes on bitches.
Butch magnus?
''roll me further, bitch!'' it's funny in every single way he says it, haha love Jesse!!
Bitch!!!
I honesty find that one hilarious myself and even more so because I can relate to it because I actually end up in hospital fairly often and when they push you out to your car in a wheelchair sometimes you just want to say that to the ones who are assholes.
Yeah that was my favorite bitch, the whealchair role me further bitch.
He should have waited longer before delivering the line though. He said it immediately after the guy said to smoke 20 feet further away, in real life you'd have to think for a second or two before coming up with that reply.
@sleepy • 16 years ago no u
He only says bitch about 55 times throughout the show but it's memorable each time. The way Jesse emphasizes BITCH whenever he says it is just 👌 exquisite.
Well said
1:53
There's something about Jesse describing a possum as a "big freaky-looking bitch" that never gets any less funny.
1:25 definitely best out of all lol
Same
I remember just laughing my ass off the first time I saw it
@@FugieGamers same
YESSSSSSSS!!!
XDDDDDD
1:25 best part.
What does he say at number 25
Hải Hoàng at least try and stop me...bitch
Definitely
Hands down 😂
Bitch
1:01 this has got to be the best one
It’s nice to see him so happy and innocent. The end of the series had him so serious
They had to it was amazing character development
1:25
8 yr old me in my room hiding from my mom telling me to do chores
UFO 145 little did 8 yr old me know she has the key to every room in the house😂😂
You know you got an ass beating after that.
James Fitzgerald yes sir😂😂👋👋😯
LMAOO
Lukey definitely
Me 6 yrs old discovering magnets:
2:33
I'd say bruh but that's pretty accurate
I've never seen a less creative joke in my entire life
booty_ hunter420 I’ve never seen a more didn’t ask moment in my life
You're goddamn right
😂😂yeahh bitch
0:29 will always be one of my favorites because it was about at that moment that I understood that this whole bitch thing was a pattern that would continue through out the show
0:29 and 1:18 will always be my favourite
😂😂😂❤
Yo yo yo 1-4-8-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ, what up biaatch? Leave at the tone.
Venkatesh K “leave it at the tone”
Have an A1 day
You gotta watch the ytp of breaking bad
I got for little words for you--
It was actually “leavith tone” correct grammar
1:19 Census takers after Thanos snaps
I am literally LMFAO.
😂😂😂 best cmmnt ever read
LMAOOOO
1:28 is the best
I'M DEAD 😂😂😂
idk why but I can't stop listen to this two part together 0:28 - 0:31
1:12 has always been my personal fave!
Mine too 😂😂
"I wanted to leave them on the counter! Bitch!"
That's my favorite
As soon as I read this comment it came up XD
IT IS A WORKING STATION!
Gatorade me Bitch
Will Pieman z
The best ones are when he says a complete sentence and then just randomly adds........BITCH
plural, bitch!:)
“I wanted to leave them on the counter...... BITCH!”
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed.
BITCH!”
Hahaha i think the same
bitch
My favorites are the yeah bitch ones
"speak into the mic" very underrated
Honestly might be my favorite
1:25 probably my favorite “bitch” in the whole show 😂
1:01 when your boss haven't paid you yet
Joel Bean Don’t judge someone’s grammar when you’re gonna screw your own up. I mean seriously? You put a period after “Hasn’t*” ?? How does the word “hasn’t” form a sentence in your head, stupid idiot.
@@jejs_5812 also, stupid idiot is a double negative
Another Person From Norfolk 😂
Lmao
Agreed
1:45 The most underrated one, I just love it
take a reply
What is he saying?
Peep WRLD “gatorade me bitch”
my favorite
@@luggr2422 “Fly” episode bro
Aaron Paul seems like a really nice guy honestly.
This is my favorite compilation on all of the internet
I like the part when he said, "Bitch."
I The like number 666
1:01 definitely the best.
Right lmfao
Montes donation sound
Nahh the one with his camper and hank
@@marquezvonhinten595 1:45 war das nicht auch was von Monte?
1:12
This is so great. Literal greatness
Thank you, I needed this
"Plural, bitch!" lmao
Same
Elly Lig hello bitch
@@secomontana0177 "speak into the mic, bitch"
2:39 best one, I genuinely felt as happy as Jesse after that train heist
Y E A H B I T C H
30 seconds later, all that joy and satisfaction goes away in a snap
Then Todd just has to go and screw everything up
Thats awesome bitch
Lol yeah fuck Todd
AARON, I hope you get another exvellent role like this one. I like to have gratitude in the morning, AND THIS IS INCLUDED! Laughing is so healing.
I can’t go a day without watching this
It’s 56 now. For those who haven’t seen El Camino
@Diego Cueva It is 56 the video missed 1 word xd
@Diego Cueva at the flashback in the restaurant
El Camino was really missing all the bitches. Still a great piece tho
@@nealg2355 that was probably intentional, jesse is a changed man.
He only said it once in el camino?
1:25
when your mom tells you to turn off the video games.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite by far xD
Only works if ur white, biaatch
😂😂😂
This is the compilation I didn’t know I needed
Awesome montage!
2:33 is the best
Hands down
MAGNETS OOH
Aghhh I THİS İS A FUCKİNG SPOİLERRRRR
I thought u died in vorkuta during the escape
Oh man thank you for bringing back those beautiful memories, old cods are fucking gold😭❤️
His voice sounds like he is shouting but at the same time - not. I am confused.
toposaurus TOP10 Because he speaks into the mic bitch
@@The_End. 😂
äudrey og shut up bitch
Wait you are here!
I love your channel bro keep it up
What's up Mr slav?
Doing divine work for us here, thanks!
One of my favorite videos in the entire internet
2:33 my favorite
MAGNETS
OAUUGH
What's Jesse Pinkman's least favorite band?
Jane's Addiction
Too soon
***** I laughed way too hard at this
That's great. You win :D
***** Aw, man!
Or Vomit Express
Cheers to Jesse and the entire cast of the phenomenal, Breaking Bad!
greatest video of all time
Bitch doesn't sound like a word after hearing it so many times in a row
For him, it's all about the delivery. Nobody has ever used this word more effectively.
Ikr it just sounds so weird after hearing it so many times in a row
semantic satiation is what it's called
Cleft Peddleston jessie has become famous for his frequent " bitch " moments.
Loved Jessie Pinkman ❤
I listen to this to start my day lol it helps
0:38 is DEFINITELY the best. So iconic.
I agree. That was my favorite one
This Is the One of the meme i see when i was the First Time in CZcams
Magnets disagree
Nah it’s magnets
This actually became a meme, i heard it on like smg4 before i knew breaking bad
I just finished breaking bad 😭
Same man... Sad times
Me too...
Congratulations to you all, bitches!!
Walter White isn't dead
me too,bitch
0:39 The Best of All
The 1 dislike is from Hank
2 dislikes = Hank & Steve Gomez
Engin Esen whowasthat 3 Dislikes = Hank, Steve Gomez and Gale Boetticher
Engin Esen whowasthat 4 Dislikes! I guess Todd joined in the hate.
That's Skyler.
Jacob Anthony There's 5 now. Maybe Gus joined in?
1:48 out of context is hilarious
I forgot the context lmao what was he going on about?
@@sw1rly801 this fool was tryna stump walt into thinking he was looking for the fly to kill but really was monologuing some funny BS to mask the noise of him cooking
Best 3 minutes of the show
jesse changed so much better seasons 3-5 after what happened to gale and everything else that came after that, glad to see he still kept his catchphrase though
What about all his "yos"?
+Gal Zant 😂😂 yeah
There exists a compilation for that too lol
exactly, bitch
YOOO!!! MR. WHITE!!!!
When walt jr. says "yo" and Skylar is in shock
Teacher: Do U know why sometimes words end with an “s”?
1st grade me: 1:21
Underrated Comment
This comment taught me that there really is a "bitch" for every situation
this is so fucking funny
That bitch is underrated jts actually one of the best ones
HAHAHAHAH OMG
I came here for a fun time but instead this video had me seeing Jesse's entire arc in 3 neat minutes. My poor heart.
1:35 iconic
My favorite one is when he called Hank a bitch from inside the rv
"This is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed... BITCH!"
What time
@@Cannasloth 1:24
@@Cannasloth Season 3
To whom it may concern:
I can assure you that every single 'Bitch' that Jesse says is in this video. After a week of going through all the episodes, even double checking through them all again, This video has every single 'Bitch' said by Jesse throughout all 62 episodes of 'Breaking Bad'
***** YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS OH!
***** You remind me of that kid in elementary school that always says, "I know you are but what am I?"
***** I don't care about the pissing match in the comments section right now you're partaking in. I'm just here to clarify, that is not how the quote goes.
He does not say:
"Yeah, science bitch!"
He instead says:
"Yeah Mr. White, yeah science!"
If you disagree, I would suggest you do as BayleeScoutCunt suggests, and watch the episode again.
***** He says "Yeah Science" but he doe not say bitch.
It's not a rant, though, at least I didn't intend for it to seem that way.
rant (rănt)
v. rant·ed, rant·ing, rants
v.intr.
To speak or write in an angry or violent manner; rave.
v.tr.
To utter or express with violence or extravagance: a dictator who ranted his vitriol onto a captive audience.
n.
1. Violent or extravagant speech or writing.
2. A speech or piece of writing that incites anger or violence: "The vast majority [of teenagers logged onto the Internet] did not encounter recipes for pipe bombs or deranged rants about white supremacy" (Daniel Okrent).
3. Chiefly British Wild or uproarious merriment.
I don't think my previous message displayed the things I typed to make it quality as a rant, as I was typing in a non angry and non violent manner, well that is what I was intending, at least. I was certainly being logical, though.
It is valid if Baylee did call Melvin something rude though, which seems to be the case according to what you and Melvin typed.
it’s wonderful
1:05
Lmao The way The words roll
El Camino is going to be great
YEAH BITCH
Let’s see how many b*tches there will be in that
It better be
El Bitchmino
La Putamino
Breaking Bitch > Game of Bitches
0:37 is the best. I think it's the pause before he drops it.
0:39
@@seventheroot-r Touche. I wanted the lead-in though.
Best thing on the internet
the way he said it #9😭😭😭
I always loved "so roll me further, bitch" the most. It was so nonchalant.
0:57 he said it twice
more like trice
It counted
All together in that scene it was 4 times lol
more rice
“You’re my free pass…bitch!”
Definitely my favourite one.
This is what I wanted to see
0:29 is my favorite lol the reaction on Walt though
He looked like a gta npc by the way he shoved him
_Top 3 for me_
1:13
1:33
0:29
1:13
1:33
0:29
0:28
Speaking to the mic bitch
I just realized the small detail of Jesse having that bruise after getting beat up by Hank, recovers later on in the seasons than disappears like nothing ever happens, those small details man I love that
After watching this whole video and reaching my favourite parts, this word means nothing to me now
I call this video "Bitching Bad"!
+Sophie Kuchinka I break Bitches all the time
+Sophie Kuchinka Break da bitch
+Dinoman217 I like this
breaking bitch
+Inksyyy Sounds like a porno.
Skylers face when she's listening to his answering machine😂😂😂 gets me every time
Teheheahahahahaaaaaaa ikr
Jesse Pinkman is the most hilarious person ever in Breaking Bad
Word for every situation in life
During Jesse's final scene when he's driving away all happy, he should've yelled "YEEEAAAH, BITCH!"
Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Akoi Leave it be. It must stay ignorant!
I feel like it would have ruined the moment... idk though
Meowicus Meh
He says "YEAAAAHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA"
Luccas Rizzo "Should've"
0:45 - 1:02 When my mom doesn't give me my allowance.
😂😂
Underrated comment! 😂😂😂
Imagine getting allowance
😭😂😂 best one
@@mirinae6579 I am now a member of the no allowance gang
Love it
Love it
Love it
I'm in love with jessy
You can make anything you say 10 times more badass as long as you say "bitch" at the end.
+Joe Blow You're goddamn right.
I'm gonna go cuddle a bunch of golden retriever puppies, bitch.
I cried while watching the bachelor, bitch
+Gavin Davis
Oh crap we got a badass.
Bubbles, Bitch!
00:37 is the one that cracks me up *every* time, it's just so much more intense than the rest 😂