Please, Don't Touch Anything - All 25 Endings Guide
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- čas přidán 5. 07. 2024
- Ending 1 [Peace] - 0:00
Ending 2 [Shutdown] - 1:42
Ending 3 [Mushroom] - 2:05
Ending 4 [Satanic] - 2:27
Ending 5 [Illuminati] - 4:08
Ending 6 [Back to the Past] - 4:48
Ending 7 [Back to the Future] - 5:20
Ending 8 [Yin-Yang] - 5:40
Ending 9 [Black Hole] - 6:19
Ending 10 [Robot] - 6:54
Ending 11 [UFO] - 7:39
Ending 12 [Asteroid] - 8:18
Ending 13 [Cthulhu] - 9:36
Ending 14 [Panda] - 10:45
Ending 15 [City Boom] - 11:53
Ending 16 [Bloody Baby] - 13:08
Ending 17 [Death Star] - 14:26
Ending 18 [Happy Buildings] - 15:41
Ending 19 [Sand-worm] - 17:20
Ending 20 [Stanley Parable] - 19:32
Ending 21 [Papers Please] - 20:35
Ending 22 [Earthquake] - 21:27
Ending 23 [Space] - 22:33
Ending 24 [Water] - 24:51
Ending 25 [Coffee] - 25:41
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I think that the whole game is just the guy imagining what the machine does, when in reality it's just a coffee machine.
Raptor22 nah
Raptor22 or he did all of that for a cup of coffee
INCOMING CONSPIRACY THEORIST.
BEGIN ANNHILATION PROCESS.
26:48 wait YOUR RIGHT
raptor22 good guess of what the game really is
Alright so for this ending you have to know the 48 digits of Pi
That's pretty basic.
3.14159265358979323846263383279502884197169399375105820979494459 and why?
I know 3.14159265358979323846264338 so 27
Damn, all of you are so insecure that you have to say all this shit towards a fuckin joke.
@@bolson42 nope its Potato
20:39 GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
The order knows!
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A DENIAL AND WE HAVE A REASON AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LINE
@LittleThingsYT ah fuck you're right
@LittleThingsYT oh not at all i thank you for that!😀
THE GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA
The sequel should be called "for he love of god, please don't touch anything."
@Gary Gilbenson *the* sorry...
Nicole Miller its k
*For the love of Satan, touch everything*
Ambitious AltaPox wtf
Or
No, please do touch everything.
The creepy-face was not a welcome surprise at 3am.
Noah EB4311 Hey if it helps with fear: The actual witching hour is 00:00 NOT 3:00. 3:00 has nothing to do with the devil or the witching hour.
@@annesavisaboochuy yeah
LaidBackStreams actually it does have something to do with satan
Same
Well it's worse at 5am
.
You see that dot? we'll save that for later.
You remember that dot from a year ago? We use that to finish this sentence.
... nice joke.
•
This dot is for showing your angry•
(•~•)
Ò i ďiďńť ķńøw
Someone better show me this comment when I die.
Computer: THANK YOU FOR COOPERATION. YOU GOT THE JOB, ST-
City Boom: *PRESS BUTTON TO DROP BOMB*
Lol.
You got the job buddy! You got the job!!
*PRESS BUTTON TO DROP BOMB*
*button mashing intensifies*
5:23 10/24/2077 is the day after the Bombs fell in the fallout universe
23rd
Jered Hampton also the year that overwatch takes place in
It seems to actually be a reference to the game Don't escape 4 days in a wasteland
Steve from roblox no
or, cyberpunk release date
For the 23rd (space) ending, if you point the black light at the bottom right, where all the rings are, the dot in the outermost ring has an arrow pointing to it. It's the solar system, and the circles are orbits with the dots as planets. The one being pointed to is Pluto, so I believe this is how you are supposed to figure out to spell "Pluto"
NeoiGaming1337 you must have used like a full day to write that comment and work that out nice!
@@WDGVOID it takes about 2 minutes to write something like that.
@@TheeGuidedOne The meaning didn't just go over your head, it skyrocketed.
plus it's definitely got a 2001 a space odyssey reference, as the final panel with the rocket shows the baby shown at the end of the film (not a spoiler, don't worry)
Also, if you shine the uv flashlight over the 4 buttons (the red, blue, yellow and green ones), on the red one it's written a dot and a 4
endings for mobile users:
Ending 1 [Peace] - 0:00
Ending 2 [Shutdown] - 1:42
Ending 3 [Mushroom] - 2:05
Ending 4 [Satanic] - 2:27
Ending 5 [Illuminati] - 4:08
Ending 6 [Back to the Past] - 4:48
Ending 7 [Back to the Future] - 5:20
Ending 8 [Yin-Yang] - 5:40
Ending 9 [Black Hole] - 6:19
Ending 10 [Robot] - 6:54
Ending 11 [UFO] - 7:39
Ending 12 [Asteroid] - 8:18
Ending 13 [Cthulhu] - 9:36
Ending 14 [Panda] - 10:45
Ending 15 [City Boom] - 11:53
Ending 16 [Bloody Baby] - 13:08
Ending 17 [Death Star] - 14:26
Ending 18 [Happy Buildings] - 15:41
Ending 19 [Sand-worm] - 17:20
Ending 20 [Stanley Parable] - 19:32
Ending 21 [Papers Please] - 20:35
Ending 22 [Earthquake] - 21:27
Ending 23 [Space] - 22:33
Ending 24 [Water] - 24:51
Ending 25 [Coffee] - 25:41
why u copy paste
@@Musashi_9-C u cant press the timestamps in the description on mobile, only in the comments thats why
@@Bjoviii wdym ? I can press
@@ade0x369 this was more than a year ago, youtube has gotten a lot of updates since then..
I come to you from the future. Time stamps work on mobile
The people in vr are so lucky
In ending 18, instead of repeated clicking they can hold the button down
people can think you're not pushing a button, but doing something else, because not everytime people will see what you're doing in vr
Did anyone else realize that when you finish the satanic ending, the screen shows the same four symbols from the illuminati ending in the corners? I think it would be easier to do it that way.
I always get that feeling its going to jumpscare any moment
True
Lol me too
Oof maybe try the vr version... 'is she there' was some scary stuff
Same
Or maybe it is the fac- BOO! I scared you
Peace 0:00
Shutdown 1:42
Mushroom 2:05
Satanic 2:27
Illuminati 4:08
Back to the past 4:08
Back to the future 5:20
Yin-Yang 5:40
Black hole 6:19
Robot 6:54
UFO 7:39
Asteroid 8:18
Cthulhu 9:36
Panda 10:45
City Boom 11:53
Bloody Baby 13:08
Death Star 14:26
Happy Buildings 15:41
Sand Worm 17:20
Stanley Parable 19:32
Papers Please 20:35
Earthquake 21:27
Space 22:23
Water 24:51
Coffee 25:41
DoIan Dark I think the musical one when you get the no bird sticker at 8:18 is a Bioshock infinite reference, the previous one at 7:39 was from the one from the game asteroids
(it was in the description)
@@rileytimmerman5174 now we can jump to the timestamps from comments tho
You are following me from the future... Every video I go to youre in the comments. Creep.
DoIan Dark green
Pharaoh: *Clicks a ton of times*
Me: *Uses autoclicker*
Me : *program some line of codes to spam clicks*
@@nikel-
me,:owns a razor mouse with macros.
Me: Clicks at the speed 1 millisecond at a time
* Laughs in Nintendo Switch Edition *
*Changes mouse1 to Scroll up*
The guy who said he was going to the bathroom is probably watching him through the keyhole.
GLORY TO ARTSTOTSKA. ARTSTOTSKA GREATEST COUNTRY. GLORY TO ARTSTOTSKA!!!
Arstotzka so great, passport not required, right?
Arztotzka
not arts tots ka
+LolCat138 Potato man!!
😀😀😀😀
Autech Gaming Is drugs!
Also, all of you are wrong. The wiki says "Arstotzka".
11:20 me: *Keeps pressing grey button* Yes, I finally reached 276! *presses one more and goes to 277 and has to restart* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
xd what about 667 instead of 666 😂
ikr
Gg
√(°-°)√ that's you.You on the verge of anger.
277 likes???
For this next ending you need to extract heroin from the screwdriver...
Instruction unclear
accidentally ate my dog
Comment Unclear
Accedently ate your dog as well.
I think you followed the wrong instructions, was it in Vietnamese?
@@viethuongvothai686 unclear r/woosh
Say sike right now i know but it hurt
Commwnt Interesting
Asians eat their dogs.
Hi, first of all I'm very grateful for your guide, it helped me a lot. In order to complement it, I have two comments:
1) To unlock the "Cthulhu" ending no. 13, you need the first eight numbers of the Fibonacci sequence 0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13 (10:23). As a math student I can say that there is no convention about the first two numbers, it can be 0-1 or 1-1. So, if you try it with the second option 1-1-2-3-5-8-13-2(1) (you need to eliminate the 1 because the pannel has only nine characters), it works anyway.
2) To unlock the "Happy buildings" ending no. 18, you need the four symbols that you can see in the "Illuminati" ending no. 5 (4:35). These are the same symbols that you can see on the "Satanic" ending no. 4 (3:56).
Thanks again!
anyone notice at the future ending, it was Oct 24 2077. fallout reference anyone?
The date maybe but the shattered moon could be a reference to a time machine movie, forgot the name.
+Pajion Dragonhart well, the city to me looks like it was hit by a nuclear bomb. so that also
Back to the future?
Nicholas Sisk yeah
Day after nuke in fallout4
For the whole "red planet" (space ending 22:33) in the secret writings there's a little square and the number 4 written over the red button
AAAAA STANLEY PARABLE
so thats why i got this video after watching stanley parable games...
it never leaves. you may never escape it.
LiteNoritee.mp4 when Stanley got to the set of doors, he took the door on his left
Same
This game is creepy
No, he's a bitch
Georg Reisænen makes sense mæ
Doge yeah
Dogey
Doge you are creepy
17:13 The poster for the satanic ending changed 0_0
Aaaaaa
Little Underscore 🙄
no shit
Down the satanic poster is a 666
I noticed that too oOo
8:37
You solve the look-and-say backwards, missing out on explaining the intuition. You're solving for the third iteration so you should be looking at the previous entry and READING IT ALOUD to solve for the next one.
As in:
21 I see [One Two, One One]
1211 I see [One One, One Two, Two One(s)]
111221.
Okay. 312211
17:11 notice how dat demon pic changes at da right
Yep
It creeped me out
Wait wtf
I was looking if anybody notice it
The buildings are possessed.
This game gives me a strange feeling
arousal?
Ikr
it depresses me
@@korfel8350 good
The blood baby one is just [REDACTED]
I didn't get the Stanley Parable ending at first, but now I do. Stanley's job, according to the opening narration, is to push buttons, and that's what you do here. Plus, the "Awaiting Input" screen is very similar to one that appears in the game. You should really play it, Pharaoh. It's great.
which one theres over 15?
11:14
*cracks knuckles*
It’s auto clicker time
23:11 My favorite game the legend of Zelda! The Triforce
the skull changes at 17:11
MikeHype omg it does
Riotraptor Gaming Tv ya
i noticed the new skull but didnt realize that there was already a picture there :o
MikeHype i noticed that
ParanoeX Also it's looking at the button
I touched "everything"
and?
4:33 Hey look that's where I came from (look at profile)
Terra King bruh moment
What's amazing is they still haven't changed it
@@deep-seapansexual8271 no kidding
19:43
stanley. _stanley._ stanley. _stanley._
seriously though, i was freaked out (in a surprised, good way) because i've been binging gameplay of it and i am in love. plus, the button-pressing is a hinting to the fact that stanley _loved_ pressing buttons. also, the words that were cut off probably said 'you got the job, stanley' or sumn.
Excellently organized guide video. Hard to find guides like this.
In the dialer thing where u input "pl-u-to", u find it out by using the blacklight to go to the bottom right of the console and u will see a picture of the solar system. There is a question mark pointing to the planet farthest out. What is that planet's name? PLUTO
Pluto's not a planet.
Jordan Adasse & David Adasse
So it's not a planet.
Yeah, also, if you use the lamp on the red button it has written on it 4. so that's why you click on it 4 times
I don't think the labeling issue on whether pluto is a planet or not matters in regards to recognizing the significance of the image to solve the puzzle.
if you go with the light under the sandworm ending you will see another picture
absolute lifesaver, thank you so much
Take a shot every time he says as easy as that
heuf ui dud thua challung
Nut that head hrnestly
When you move the lamp over the bottem right in the corner of the panel it shows a solar system with an arrow pointed at the 'planet' furthest from the sun which is Pluto. That's how you could've known you had to spell "Pluto" with the letters. Also when you press the time thing forwards it stops at 24-10-2077 which is the day after the nuclear bombs fell in the Fallout universe.
i knew that
Beenhaar030 i was tryin to enter "pluton" X∆
Boiiiiiiiiiiii
111th like
Thanks man! , you helped me to finish the game :)
And for the next ending you need to know the entire Egyptian alphabet and translate a multi paragraph tablet in under 47.13 seconds and don't forget the digits for the time, you'll need that later just not now.
Love this video, always come back every year or so to watch, at 1:55 in the morning
13:29 That thing reminds me of "It Lives!" from the Binding of Isaac.
Cosmoem yep.isaac is a gud game.i just wish I was not dead
Cosmoem yea it does actually. Game is messed up
Yea same!
Yes, I thought the same thing the first time I watched a playthrough of this game.
To me it looks like a fuckin fetus
Was that blood one a reference to the binding of Isaac?
That's what I was thinking too!
Has to be. Almost exact replica of it lives.
Yeah also the Poster
binding of isaac sucks
HardcoreDoomGuy Gaming keep opinions to yourself ok?
*Great guide. I just have the midnight puzzle to finish the lot. Thank you so much!*
13:20 this ending in VR is SCARY.
not at all as scary as the see no evil ending
(the one where you set all the clocks hands to 6
Anyone notice how the little bloody fetus looks like the one from The blinding of issac?
The very Prehistoric owl or the nazi baby from south park stick of truth
The very Prehistoric owl ahhh yeah good one
It's referencing the end of 2001 Space Odyssey.. Not Binding of Isaac hahaha The ending of the movie a giant baby floats towards earth. some trippy stuff.
Vinicius Wagner It looks like the boss It Lives from isaac, if you were curious what exactly what the fetus was.
It Lives?
what a cool game! would love to see a sequel, with more references!
there's a htv vive version out now
I love how one of the endings actually requires you to not touch anything. :)
thank you so much
Very cool idea to put the traditional video intro dialogue in the segment for the peace ending where you don’t do anything. It’s a very seamless way to fill the timeframe where you just literally sit there and don’t touch anything.
In the 2D version of the game you spell Pluto
But in the 3D version you spell Earth
HOW
ikr
3D is in vr
lmao pluto flat
My Guy sO is Uranus (I had to sry)
Thanks for showing the endings in the order. It's actually pretty cool and entertaining to watch.
For the pluto reference, you have the solar system with the UV lamp on the bottom right corner of the machine which shows which planet to find.
Regarding the 4020, I think it was lame and way too cryptic, the others are very logic :)
You literally just helped me beat the game now I just have to wait till midnight
i watched this while i have never played this or gonna play it
When you grow up you maybe will because you can maybe buy vr or computer and buy this game
Hanzzz lol same
You can also spell names of other planets with that thingy.
I found out it can spell "Earth"
I found out it can also spell "Saturn"
5:25 Notice the future is October 24 2077. Two days after the bombs drop in the Fallout universe
*donation*
Thank you so much I was stuck on the death Star ending
the first person to solve this with no help or guides probably got hired by the CIA
There is also the four symbols in the creepy girl ending
You mean woman?
Thank you.
I really love how in the blood baby minigame, the siren turns into the boss music. It sounds great too
Put headphones on
This guys voice. And the song. And the sound effects. It’s entrancing.
“Don’t touch anything”
Me: **immediately touches everything**
amazing thank youuuuuuuuuuuuu
This is such a beautiful underrated game man.
If someone ever asks me what I mean when I say "That was a stretch", Ill send them this video.
And that's how I got mad !
There was a Xenomorph reference on the ending with your favorite music
Which ending
Exactly
I had the Papers Please in my mind the moment you mentioned the red book.
When you pushed the forward button on the clock thing. It traveled to 2077. Maybe a reference to fallout?
10/24/2077 is the day after the Bombs fell in the fallout universe
5:23
And that's why everything on the in game screen is destroyed
Cyberpunk 2077
The space-related ending is definitely a 2001 reference. Not only do you enter "2001" as a code, which you mentioned, but there's also the Star-Baby at the end.
Watch the full video before seeing this cause it spoils da ending ;)
It started with a mysterious machine that could end civilisation as we know it, it ended as a coffee machine with ads..
Gabriele Rizzo, what have I done?! I watched before the ending!!!!
O
HaHha
love how theres a nirvana symbol on the screwdriver case, and the space odyssey one was really cool
anyone else just click on this, even though you don’t even play this
yep for no reason I just felt like watching it just for the fun of it
I feel like this is some sort of safe-class SCP. Anybody else wanna back this up?
Same
What i wasted ten minutes solving that math
For ending 23 [Space] You can actually use the scanner to highlight the 4 coloured buttons. You'll notice the red button has a '.4'.
Oh my god I had been watching papers please right before this so when the music changed I didn’t even realize!
5:25 Look at the date.
Only people that know a certain Post-Nuclear Role Playing Game's Timeline will get the reference.
Also, Insert "Glory To Arstotzka" Here.
Tropican555 *_GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA_*
Tropican555 cough fall out cough
Tropican555
*_SCREW ARSTOTZKA_*
*_OBRISTAN BETTER PLACE_*
*_WE HAVE JORJI THE HUGE CELEBRITY_*
Black Isle come back plis.
*_PAPERS,PLEASE_*
Ending 4 also has the same symbols as ending 5. I assume they're there since ending 4 doesn't crash your game, giving you a chance to actually observe and take note of the symbols.
Why do I keep coming back to this?
Beautiful music.
5:25 THATS A FALLOUT REFERENCE - LOOK AT THE DATE!!
‘Ats why the moon is also destroyed. Fallout 4 law, the moon exploded
Ya oh and also doesnt that city look like diamond city in the map and the view?
Forward in time ending is a Fallout reference. The date at the bottom is October 24, 2077. In Fallout, the nuclear war happens on the night of October 23, 2077.
Just deleted my save and got all 25. Thanks again!
this guy is awesome
the 666 ending changes the pentagram picture to giving the skull red eyes and horns to represent the devil
Wow no way! You have eyes and watched the video too?!
My favort was 20:35 xD i i love paper please!!
Uchiha Sasuke Last Uchiha its favorite. Get your grammar straight.
Uchiha Sasuke Last Uchiha nourto
Dave Brooks stop being a f**king gramer nazi
grammer
Jared Groh *Grammar
Recommended to me 5 yrs later. I remember seeing mark play this game
Very thx
In ending 23 there is a hidden model of the solar system in the bottom right and Pluto is highlighted
The final ending means that all the endings we made were just ads on the screen.
@20:41 Woah! Nice reference; yeah, I love that game, as well!
The 2nd minigame and the stuff in the middle is called a unborn baby alien
With the smiley city ending the photo for that demon girl changes by getting horns and glowing eyes. Also with the pluto one there was a solar system picture in the bottom right and it had a question mark pointing to pluto
Does anyone else notice that the skull for Satanic changes and has horns when you do 666 for Happy Buildings??????
Machine that destroys the world
Nope just a coffee machine
So, just a little easter egg, in the space ending, you actually get a clue of the word pluto and the all red buttons. With the weird X-ray lamp, if you look into the bottom rigt corner, there is a drawing of the solar system: 22:59
The orbit of mars is a little separated of the other rocky planets, which gives a clue of the all red button sequence, and pluto has an interrogation, which gives a clue about, well, the word pluto.
Hope this tip was useful :3