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Robin was very optimistic for some of these designs, like he was trying not to hurt the company’s feelings
yea, but also, F THE COMPANY
Companies don’t have feelings; the people in the company do.
Someone better not hate on him for it
Garentee they play Minecraft
Yep 👍🏻
e and j
I kinda love that your local coffee shop has “ish” times. It’s realistic and honest. Stops people from being mad when you open the doors 6 minutes past the opening time. I like that laid back vibe in general. I’d rather have people who care about what they do and act like humans and treat you likewise, instead of a faceless corporation.
If you slid down that slide in the thumbnail, you would hit it like a cartoon character
2:55 It's not trying to say anything, it's trying to distract you while you're waiting for the dentist appointment. And it succeeded.
@Oogabooz "this is your brain on dyslexia"
on the top row I can make harmony of it middle row I have no idea and the last row is wonderful I think I've been on this for like 1 hour, help me please!
“Harmony gives others a wonderful world” I’m a bit dyslexic though so I could probably be wrong 😅
@@keziahherman6380I don't care if you are dyslexic but the fact you read out something is already really impressive
Hello everyone and this is your daily dose of emkay
yep
I read that in daily dose of internet guy's voice
@@veythegaysame
N O
@@Xx__xX-bn7chsame!
I seriously don't get companies who think it's a good idea to use a font that's VERY hard to read, instead of using a font that's easy on the eyes as well as SUPER EASY to read!! 😤
they didnt hire a graphic(?) designer
Companies want to be quirky in that way sometimes but as a result it makes them and their products look crappy as hell.
Or its one of those things where the client tells them exactly what they want ordered so the companies have no choice but to design it exactly as they were told.
@@Fireblaze40rblx yeah and it's kinda annoying when companies do crap like that. if it was an issue with the client, then it's not their fault because what if they were feeling overwhelmed, or what if they didn't think it mattered THAT much?? either way, it's kinda annoying when companies use VERY hard to read fonts.
why is ther eno pavement in that clip?
@@anderstermansen130 I honestly don't know tbh.
The pencil one reminded me of this idiot at my fiance's job. My fiance is a dishwasher, and they hired this new guy a bit ago. They have separate basket things for different types of dishes to go through the machine. The very first time my fiance worked with this guy, he had already finished training. This idiot at some point decided to throw a bunch of knives into one of the baskets that they use for the big pots and hotel pans, which has just bars running across instead of across and longways, like the ones used for silverware. A few seconds later, they hear KA-THUNK, KA-THUNK, KA-THUNK... My fiance shuts the machine off and opens the side and sees 4 mangled chef's knives jammed in the machinery. He said he almost quit on the spot, and the machine was out of order for almost a week. So, they had to hand-wash every dish in the restaurant. The idiot who broke the machine still works there, and still messes shit up all the time.
how's he not fired?
Fire him and then ridicule him
Is he a nepotism baby because their no way he got the job lajet
11:55 For those who dont get this, “Au” is the abbreviation for “gold” on the periodic table. Gold’s Latin name is “Aurum.” I think the designer meant “Al” for aluminum…but the poster mentioned tin, which would be “Sn” for “Stannum.”
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8:29 the fact that this was supposed to be for better reading accessibility so people with dyslexia and bad vision can understand graphic designs with words better is just 💀
In a world of design, there was Robin so keen, with r/crappydesign, he found quite the scene. He'd laugh at the logos, the fonts all askew, finding joy in the chaos, his spirits anew.
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WHY DO YOU KEEP ROLEPLAYING
Why are you everywhere
Second coming of Dr. Seuss!?
2:32 fairly certain that’s an ibis, and to be fair they are pretty much just as numerous as seagulls in some parts of Australia (where I assume this to be). Commonly referred to as the “bin chicken.” Goofy looking things. Kinda wanna grab one by the beak. I tried to once and I’m pretty sure it mooed at me. Australia is weird.
Black-headed ibis, I assume?
Definitely an ibis (the bin chicken) very common in Australia. They're scary haha
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129 ye
@@nefer-trebeledfomp-4129Looks a bit like a flamingo, without that context...
Definitely an ibis
1:25 - You almost had it Robin - it's "cordon off".
2:30 - That's an ibis on the sign. (Also there is no such bird as a "sea gull". There's lots of different kinds of gulls...)
3:35 - And I can hear the Technology Connections guy tsk-tsking...
11:02- Tallinn, the capital of Estonia.
Nerd (not really meant to be an insult but why do you know all this) you know it all
Bird Spot magazine - Old habits die hard and gulls are still very much associated with the sea, probably due to the abundance of food, in particular fish, that is found at the coast. There are over 50 species of gull and they can be difficult to tell apart to the untrained eye so although there is no single species of gull called a seagull, it can be easier to lump all gulls together and give them the generic name, seagulls, including those that are rarely seen at the beach.
Ah yes, ibis's. or as we know them in Australia, Bin chickens.
Technology Connections? You have taste
Robin: "We're gonna make it fit." I almost just spit my drink out.
*Timestamps for the video*
Start: 0:00
End: 13:21
That's amazing thang you
thank you for this timestamp, this cured my depression, thank you!
Thank you for the timestamps
thanks a lot :/
Very helpful thank 👍
This guy was 80 percent of my childhood, and he STILL doesn't fail to make me laugh.
What
In your definition of "Childhood", where does it end? The start of puberty? When you're a legal adult? Mid-teens?
Was your childhood 3 years ago?? Are you not still a child???
didnt robin voice alot of characters
@@alexreid1173 no.
@0:40: That's also a fire code violation. Fire exits must be marked with a lit sign. Anything less is a major fire code violation and the fire marshall (should he/she/they see this) can shut a building down until they get one. :)
@4:38: The comic book store in my town has the hours of "3p-ish to Whenever". I wish I was kidding. :) They do a lot of business though. :)
@11:00: Tallinn, the capitol of Estonia, is pronounced like "Stallin" but without the "S", "Tall-in".
3:15 my brain went r/hadastroke
I saw your profile picture multiple times in multiple discord servers before and I still don't know where you find those emojis
@@CherryTheCat I found it on Google if I’m correct
Stand to the left!
Stand to the right!
Take it back now y'all!
*everyone falls down the escalator and dies*
WTF?!! Lol 😅
What does this even mean 🤔? 😭😂
@YW2324 It's the Cha-cha Slide... or in this case, the Escalator Stand
@@rexlyonsCPW oh ya duh 🙄. I'm sometimes forgetful lol 😆
For the washing one around 5:45 or so, they usually come inside of two wraps. The first is the outer packaging that it shows being removed, but they usually have another wrapping over the cleaner itself that disolves, you know, so you don't handle chemicals with your bare hands.
6:37 reminds me of that old meme about the XBox 360: "why is it called XBox 360? because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away", presumably by moonwalking
6:35 ah yes the classic 360° instead of 180° mistake, thanks for failing basically everybody education system...
I made mashed potatoes from flakes today. The back of the box has amounts for 2, 4, 8 and 16/18 servings in a table. Above the table, at the top, with little image icons, is the amounts for making 4 servings. I tried to make 2 servings but, after measuring the potato flakes for that amount, defaulted to looking at the image icons and used too much water, milk and butter. I had to add more flakes to get it to the right consistency. My dad did the same thing several days ago. That is intentionally terrible design to make you run out of flakes faster so you’ll have to buy another box. I hate it.
10:48 "Caction" sounds like a purgative.
Oh, it is.
10:18 is supposed to read "What you see as a storm, God sees as a stage to show his glory"
6:08 FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!!! IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH
3:58 "designers need to be payed more". Or less: whatever they payed for THAT, it's still too much...
3:08 belongs on r/Ihadastroke
Yes
P is for Ptoothbrush(the p is silent)
I work with birds! that sign is depicting an ibis (eye-biss). different species are found all over the world and are known to enter human areas soliciting food or trying to steal food from humans. in South Africa (where the Hadada ibis live) locals call them 'bin chickens'. there's a TON of white and white-faced ibis in Walt Disney World. scarlet ibis are pink and often confused with flamingos. *the more you know theme*
7:17 I'm gonna be honest, I really dig this design. Yeah, it's gonna suck when you have to throw it out, but it looks really cool.
1:25 Cordon, that’s the word.
3:39 slip n' slide: new edition!
12:32 Just because of how you described this, I am going to open up my Sims 4 and recreate THAT image just for the lols.
(And then turn it into a SAW-themed death game for some Sims. **evil laughter**)
... What? :O
6:00 that's a-hole design, not crappy design.
5:22 PRUSH
4:10 My local restaurant did a kids eat free day (on mondays) then they were closed on mondays for a whole month. I stg it was stupid
at 5:40 these things usualy have 2 Wrappings, the "big" plastic one that the illustrations shows, and a very tight one that is the one not to remove the second wrapping desolves in the water
the balcony at 1:33 would be a death trap for blind people if it wasn't also blocked off with the poles.
The bit with the front door leading directly to a combination bathroom/kitchen reminded me of my grandfather's old house in Toronto. There wasn't a bathroom on the ground floor, so when he broke his hip and could no longer reach the upstairs bathroom, it was easier to connect a new toilet to the kitchen plumbing. But at least they built a private stall instead of keeping the toilet exposed like the one in this video.
Ah interesting 🤔. Kind of makes sense 😃
hello everyone, this is *YOUR* daily dose of iron!
Are we supposed to have iron in our blood?
“I found this guy who likes to go out on the beach and metal detect iron stuff and sell them at his shop.”
3:00 : harmony together is wonderful
4:00 : Earth Hope Love
10:18 : What you see as a storm
God sees as a stage to show his glory
Thank you for the 3:00 one
Anytime
I thought I saw "love" in there, oh well
Some of these make me think that someone had an aneurysm while designing them.
11:46 im dying for some reason
Ah yes, the slide on the thumbnail is probably most commonly used by people with iron deficiency so they can get their "daily dose of iron."
(Context: I have iron deficiency and thought this joke was funny and kind of fitting, for those who the joke raises an eyebrow just know someone with this problem made the joke.)
High speed anemia cure GOOO
some random Twitter discord mod: GRRRRRRR OFFENDIVE ALERT WOWOWODODMWKODJCNWJEIDJDJEJWJDJDJD ALRR ALRRT ALRRT GRRRRRR PFFENSIVE I WILL SUE
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 lmao
As someone else with anemia (even though my case isn't severe), all I can say is: yes
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 The concussion means it's working!
Final Destination: Bathroom Edition
robin is my fav narrator he's just so silly anf whimsical
2:55 “harmony __ others wonderful” is all I got, it’s def a motivational type thing 💀
For the 12:13 one, I think depending on whether the theater is filled or not, you can move to a different seat. I’m not 100% sure but when I watched Dune like two years ago the theater was basically empty and we could choose where we could sit.
6:25 - it's supposed to say 'Rainier Athletes'. Sure it's a bit wonky, but far from unintelligible if you know what Mt. Rainier is.
Robin's from Washington State originally! He probably knows The Mountain
8:13 cANIDAE DOG FOOD, I used to work in a pet supply store and 50% of their bags look like that, pure chaos, stocking that brand used to drive me just a little crazy,
For everyone wondering what the bird was. It was an ibis, they are pretty beautiful en come in different colors.
2:34 The fact that the neck is elongated puts it is the same category as herons and cranes.
5:45 Those dish washer tablets generally have a thin dissolving wrap on them, probably saying you don't need to unwrap that. I think that is in the usage instructions on all of those type, but it seems this one was also individually wrapped in non-dissolving packaging for some reason. They just slapped the products usage instructions on there with different packaging and treated it separately.
Unfortunately some have a metallic/foil wrapper that should be removed, whereas others are sealed in a clear and supposedly water soluble package that they say you don't have to remove.
12:48 it's my sims house
The bowl doesn't fit
*Clears throat* "we'll make it fit" r/accidentalcomedy
8:37, remember everyone, steer clear of Sweeney Todd or else you’ll get a gravestone of your own!
I will never understand why people think showers without Curtains will ever be a good idea.
Why ? walk out showers are awesome
I once viewed an apartment with no shower curtains, walls, anything, just a showerhead over the drain built directly into the bathroom floor
@mrcephalopod wait until you see Japanese bathrooms if you found that weird.
❤😢
Welcome to the jungle we got FUN & GAMLS 1:11
3:00 looked at this for too long and figured out that last word says wonderful.
i think it ends with "this wonderful world" and maybe before that it says love because i dont know what the V would be for otherwise but i have no idea about the rest idea about the rest. maybe "harmony xxxxxxx love help this wonderful world" something like that
Yeah, it could be that or something about “harmony, give love this wonderful world”, either way, it is stupid and ridiculous.
My theory right now is "Charm, harmony, Joy, give others Love, help this wonderful world"
the irony of 8:29 being an add for a course for accessibility in graphic design.... designed in a way that makes it really hard to read. either this is the stupidest self aware "joke" ever... or even when talking about accessibility is accessibility the last thing on people's minds. unbelievable
2:33 Looks like an Ibis. Lovely birds.
11:01 Tallinn is the capital of Estonia
Thanks! Even I didn't know
You know it’s a good day when Emkay updates :D
So, every day is a good day?
edit: usually twice a day??
(a joke if you can’t tell)
you mean every day?
@@hamburgersteakwithfries YEPS
@@idk_why_i_exist Yep
I wholeheartedly agree 💯👍🏻
10:39 ... What the gulag... What does it say on that thing?
I think the bottom one is "kirobo"?
3:36 seriously, though, the light fixture is not dangerous at all. If somehow that tiny little three bulb assembly did manage to break free from whatever is holding it up, unless it has 10 feet of very flexible extension cord wiring it in, there’s not gonna be a risk of electric shock from it falling into the tub.
Ah gotcha, but there is still a slim chance that it will though ...... Just saying 😉
@@YW2324 define “slim chance,” because there’s also a “slim chance” that the tub support will collapse and the occupant will fall through to the first floor.
@@WilburJaywright that's very true as well 😊
8:10
"Graphic design is my passion."
5:14 is even better when you can read the text. It's German and says 'natural beauty'. Yep. Seems about right. 😂
Always makes me happy to see German (I’m German lmao), but not like this :(
who ever designed that fire exit should be put into a burning shack with that fire exit sign at the door
that door should lead to another burning shack
iron deficency man
Robin: “I need some cofeefee.”
Translation: “I need crazy mud water.”
I have a question about the fire exit sign one. Would a decal that says "FIR[large E]XIT" with a cartoon fire behind it work?
please just put FIRE EXIT
If I understood it correctly, the charmony one actually was supposed to say harmony is wonderful, but they added a bunch of extra letters for who knows what reason
This is a certified r/CrappyDesign moment
6:14 me too man, me too...
Every time I spot you I feel the need to leave a comment
What a small world
I see the drain and everything, but where is the thing that keeps the water in? 3:47
Also I’m a huge geography nerd and Tallinn is the capital of Estonia’s
That bathroom was like the start of a scene in Final Destination 😬
9:41 good I thought it wasn’t gonna be for my convenience
9:17 its a reset button if the drying cabinet gets too hot. we got one in the basement also nice to see more swedish content on here.
2:16 its 12 fonts
The inflection on Kitchen items? Had me in stitches!
5:28 this is because these written directions were reused from before they added individual wrapping to the tablets, but after they added a water soluble film to keep them from powdering up in the box.
The thumbnail says that the middle slide is the most safest around here
2:35 Bin chicken mentioned
3:10 reading that coming off of anesthesia must be a hoot
For some reason I completely lost my shit laughing at the house where you walk in the front door and there's immediately a toilet.
What's really Crappy design is putting a meme in the thumbnail and not have it in the video.
Am I the only one who's bothered by that?
You are not.
I know EXACTLY what you’re talking about with the “phone book aesthetic” billboard, because as soon as I saw it my mind went to that pet food brand. it was so stupid I took a photo of it when I saw the commercial on TV. It’s called Gentle Giants (I THINK I CANT EVEN TELL)
As a wheelchair user it always amazes me how awful some of the ramps that exist are. This subreddit highlights the lack of understanding towards disabled people. That ramp to nowhere is as bad as I have ever seen! Totally clueless
2:28 that’s either a heron or a crane. (Beak to long and thin to be a flamingo.)
I don’t care, ima make that bird a flamingo
In case anyone was wondering, "Happy Colour" is a paint by numbers mobile game- it's less about accuracy and more about just filling in pretty pictures
P is for personal mouth hygiene
Video 40 of asking all narrators, Slazo and Kenny to narrate in one single video
3:11 In the last of my dementia years I will likely be in a rocking chair saying "I am not a robot"
3:00 says "harmony joins the world together" my dyslexia powers for the win
Balls be gone slide
“Oh no a fire!”
“Quick, to the firxit!”
When one hazard just isn't enough, @3:40 :
- Light fixture over Jacuzzi, not the WORST electrical hazard, but if it fell for any reason...
- Also consider trying to set up the ladder to change the bulbs...
- No guard rails or hand rails protecting from ANY of the six independent fall hazards around this monster.
- multiple slip hazards aggravating the fall hazards, two-foot drops, stairs with tile surface. Just...
- No shower curtain, allowing splash to get everywhere, aggravating the SLIP hazards!
- Does the shower surface even have a depression? I don't see a proper lip to keep the water in.
- Towel rack is on outside wall mid-way down one of the steps.
So yeah, this shower/Jacuzzi is a Rube Goldberg Machine of broken bones waiting to happen.
A simple set of hand rails along the edge on both sides from the top of the steps to the end would reduce the hazard rating of this deathtrap MASSIVELY. Another set of rails spacing the Jacuzzi from the shower would at least take this thing down to _modestly unsafe_ instead of killbox.
You want a crappy design to listen to this. In my room the switch by my door controls a single floor outlet and the light to the room is across the room next to the closet. Not only that though but the switch to turn on the light also turns on the closet light. So our solution has been to basically unscrew the closet light when we are not using it.
My favorite record shop is open some Saturdays (jus when dude feels like it) at 11ish to like 4ish, it says ish on the door, is the coolest shop ever but I wish the hours were better
"what you see as a storm, god sees as a stage to show his glory" is what the church one meant.
Whenever you have a box shaped container like that coffee box then cut it open to get all the coffee. you can also do this with juice boxes. its worth it totally