my record store didn't recognize an album I wanted. I've been laughing at the idea of Joe dirting him. so. you're gonna stand there and tell me... while owning a record store.... that you don't have.... joke would be on me because they do have Husker Du! ..but do they have husker don't??😅
This clip is already several years old but this scene is timeless and layered. One day i was like “wait he really said ‘finger blasters’” and another day “oh Hüsker Du like the band” this scene should really be an improv template
hahah yeah this is my favorite movie too, i love fireworks and i actualy got caught on the 4th of july with $2,400 worth of deadly fireworks, i got a felony =\
are you kidding? sparkles rule. get like 50 packs. tape them all together using electrical tape and be sure to cover every inch nice and thick, with 1 wick at the top. it'll make a bigger explosion than you think.
there really is a whistling kitty chaser..just put a whistling pete upside down into the stand it comes with and light it. son of a bitch whistles and goes all over the fucking place.
with or without the scooter stick
This scene just hits perfect on 4th of July 🎆
One of the funniest parts of the movie. Whistling Kitty Chaser...probably the funniest name for a firework ever!
I scream every time I see this! It's the best part of the movie! THANKS!
Who would buy a nipsy daiser without a scooter stick?
Cretins... that's who
Same people who buy the hoosker do's instead of the hoosker don'ts...
Lmao!
They don't even work without the scooter stick. We tried.
I learned one thing from this scene (for if I ever owned my own business)...It's not what the business owner likes, it's the consumer (lol).
YOU’RE GONNA STAND THERE
4th of July 2020, I'mma ask for whistling bungholes at a stand 🤣🤣🤣🤣
well your in luck. JD FIREWORKS sells them. check it out
In honor of July 4, 2019! get them huskerdos and huskerdonts!
So you're gonna stand there... I say this like once a week. Joe Dirt is my favorite movie
my record store didn't recognize an album I wanted. I've been laughing at the idea of Joe dirting him.
so. you're gonna stand there and tell me... while owning a record store.... that you don't have....
joke would be on me because they do have Husker Du!
..but do they have husker don't??😅
That's got to be one of the funniest monologues in cinematic history!
This clip is already several years old but this scene is timeless and layered. One day i was like “wait he really said ‘finger blasters’” and another day “oh Hüsker Du like the band” this scene should really be an improv template
it was the extra "husker don'ts" that sends me cackling.
Hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts
with or without the scooter stick...... awsome
Well, that might be your problem. It's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Black Cat's and Finger Blaster's are the best ever.
love this movie so funny.
whistling bunghole lol is that a real firecracker?
Sup
12 years later still no one knows
Lol its gotta be! That's what I typed in the search bar to find this scene lol
With the exception of "Black Cats", "Roman Candles" and "Lady Fingers" - those are real.
gut busters and crapper flappers...whistling bonghols are the best names!
Joe dirt is a LEGEND!!!....
Whistling bungholes are my favorite
The fact this video is 17 years old 🎉
Oh, man. Best line EVER.
This movie was a childhood favorite.. explains my development cx
Happy 20th Anniversary Joe Dirt.!
It's on comedy central right now....hell yea!
Oh come on man. You got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?
LMFAO ! snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like ... HA HA
One of my favourite scenes
I prefer my Nipsey Daisers with the scooter stick if I might say so myself.
Id rather have a whistlin kitty chaser. But everyone is entiltied to theyre own opinion.
and I am partial two the hoosker don'ts
I love me a good whistlin bunghole
What about those “spleen splitters”!😂
My favorite movie ever!
Happy 4th everyone!
Screaming Mimi's are German missiles lmao
Thee best part....ty
lol whistling kitty chasers. this is a hilarious scene.
this film is hilarious!
I HAVE A WHISTLIN BUNGHOLE EVERYDAY.
Me and my friend make it a point to bring up the snakes and sparklers line every 4th of July.
lol, that's funny. Thanks.
With or without the scotter sticks. lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm in tears as we speak!
brilliant
Every year before the 4th i watch this to pump me up to fuck up the block and light the sky
Come on! I know he's got them Roman Candles around there!
he named all the fireworks 😆😂😄
Hüsker Dü was a band that started in '79 and influenced lots of alternative rock/punk bands like Foo Fighters and Alkaline Trio. Look them up :)
Man, you've got to sell the good stuff; it's about what the customer wants.
Snakes and sparklers? Lmfao!!
Very Euphoric
This is exactly how I feel living in Arizona
Lol my favourite scene too
Perfect scene to get a feel for the movie! Good work!
This guy was HUGE in the 80's !!!! His name was Limahl
Happy 4th of July!
See ya next year.
cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like lmfao
No because snakes and sparklers are the only ones i like lol
WHISTLING BUNGHOLES. LMAO. Its funny because Annie Lennox sings that in "No More I Love Yous" listen to the song.
DANG! alot works that Kikken wing dosent have.
HOME IS WHERE YOU MAKE IT!! EVERBODY KNOW THAT GODDAM BO!
Best David Spade character. Please come out with a Joe Dirt 2!!!
well.. this aged poorly
Hell yah because I have never heard of half of these, prlly half the crew was trying to stop from rofling.
CLASSIC
With or without the scooter stick!
Lmao, well said. But hey, i like to have the businesses be about me lol.
Happy 4th of July!
I like it its funny
hahah yeah this is my favorite movie too, i love fireworks and i actualy got caught on the 4th of july with $2,400 worth of deadly fireworks, i got a felony =\
if you do, you should videotape it and post it here, that would rock.
What buying fireworks in Oregon is like
Whistling kitty chasers
You're going to stand their owning a fire stand and tell me you don't have any whistling bongholes
there gonna make a part 2 with david spade still as joe dirt
well theres your problem! it's not about you, its the consumer!
Its not about you its the consumer.
You going to stand their ownna a fire work stand
Whistlin Kitty Chaser...
Haha! Whisker biscuits
whisker buscuits
husker doo husker dony
This is how buying fireworks in Colorado is in 2020
hoosker doooos hoosker donttts
XD church burners and screaming mimis!
He's from windtalkers
Well it aint about what you like, it's about the consumer.
Classic
Adam Beach WOO Im Proud to be native lol
Love the guy. I look for movies with him in them! There was one with the song "Ridin' in my N D N car" loved it.
I still used the word “hooskerdoos”.
It's about the consumer.
Crap-Flappers,... Nipsy-Daysers--with or without the Scooter Stick--or ONE single Whistling Kitty Chaser?
@123davidc69 yes........yes it is
Are these real names of fireworks because I want them all especially crap flapper and wistling kitty chacer
@vpach92 Well that may be your problem its not what you like its the consumer...
are you kidding? sparkles rule. get like 50 packs. tape them all together using electrical tape and be sure to cover every inch nice and thick, with 1 wick at the top. it'll make a bigger explosion than you think.
Home Is where you make it
Hoosker Do's and Hoosker Dont's. I wonder what those do? The rest sound extraordinarily painful.
hoosker dos hoosker donts lol!!
Yeah i made the vid for my MYSPACE too
there really is a whistling kitty chaser..just put a whistling pete upside down into the stand it comes with and light it. son of a bitch whistles and goes all over the fucking place.
@zenmoon3 that is the question
but snakes and sparklers are the only ones they like!