True story, my friends and I went to Bali, Indonesia because a friend was getting married there. We ate at sunset at a restaurant where customers sat near the ocean right on the beach's sand and as part of the meal were given a dark, thickened sweet soy dipping sauce. My sauce had a few crunchy nuts in it. So when others commented on the sauce, I said, "I really like the texture the crunchy nuts add." They all said, "Nuts???!!! No it was smooth." Sure enough the rest of the "nuts" had a hard shell and legs. 😲🤢 Surprisingly I never got sick. I was sure I would get sick from eating it. Everyone else enjoyed their entrees. I drank my diet coke from the can and ate nothing else at that restaurant.
@@happycook6737 there's a bat in the region (either Indonesia or the Philippines) that's the size of a medium sized dog (about 20 lbs), fortunately it eats fruits only.
I was born & raised in Texas, and I can attest to this. I had a big fear of roaches growing up, & it took years for me to not run out of the room yelling for someone to kill it. A few pieces of advice: 1, if you don't kill it, it will show up later in a different room. 2, once you've killed it, make sure it's dead. I suggest flushing it down the toilet & not throwing it in the trash. 3, the bigger they are, the more bug spray/bug poison you need for a single roach. I recommend using strong, grease-fighting dish soap instead, so you have a chance at killing it before it disappears somewhere. 4, it's not dead until you hear it pop. Those things existed when dinosaurs were around, they'd survive an apocalypse.
I can attest to this! They like to call them 'Water Bugs' in Louisiana but it's a big ass roach - except they are not like your typical roach they really like being outside! They start flying do not hit it! It will shatter and yo will have a hell of a time getting all the pieces! 😳And I have seen big tough guys freak when they start flying at them! To those who do not know- they look exactly like the large fake roaches you see for pranks! Exact size!
Luna Rose Wolf, Oh heck no poison or spray needed. You need to go old school on them just like here in Arizona. Use a shotgun or AK 47 on their asses and if it still moves excuse yourself from their room and apologizes for disturbing them! lol
@@vanessahenry7238 I didn't know there was a version that shattered when hit in the air! Although I too have witnessed large grown men screaming when seeing a flyer, those roaches are the worst!
@ Luna Rose Wolf: I call them “sewer” roach. I snap & crackle them all the time, once you hear them pop you know they’re dead then I send them down the whirly-bowl aka toilet.😂
Never make the mistake of knocking one off the wall with out killing it. They will fly and head for the tallest thing around. YOU! I have seen many a visitor run around screaming with one stuck in their hair.
Must be a true story. I grew up there. Had them all them time. I laughed because it brought back a memory of my mom knocking one off the wall with a broom. No joke ..it flew and chased her across the house and down a hall. Made every turn she did!
i remember i was camping with my boy scout troop and we had flying roaches everywhere and my friend was like “they fly now?!” and we all were like “shit they fly now!!”
So I live in Texas and I have a literal phobia of roaches because of everything he described. I've had to stay home from school when I was a kid because I'd occasionally see one walking around the walls or on the ceiling of my room while I was sleeping and it would scare me so badly I'd get physically ill, and if they were on the floor I'd climb on top of furniture to get away from them. They can be literally aggressive and chase you around. The things are nightmares incarnate...
Yeah we get the same problem here in New Mexico in some places. Reason why when I visit my primo, cousin for the non-Hispanics here, I usually take a brick with me. They're aggressive little scabs in some places. If only they could be trained to be attack dogs or something.🤣🤣🤣
I live in Canada and I have an absolute dread of any insects. Every single nuclear weapons on this planet would be used at the same time if I ever see a cockroach.
Get a diffuser and try out some oils that repel roaches, If you don’t want to use a diffuser then just put some water with a few drops of oil and spray the walls or areas they are commonly found, peppermint works well. Some others are lavender, Citrus, and Eucalyptus.
@@sunayocarissime5309 Some crazies, as I may be wrong in assuming that most people know, keep the more 'beetle-like' kinds of roaches as pets. I can actually understand the want to keep some insects as pets, but most insects (individuals, not colonies) kept that way that can bite don't eat by taking chunks out of its dinner. Roaches flaaaay whatever the snack of the day is even if that means a person's skin so... oi! Roachies *are* trained to attack! 🙃Cup your hands around em' and they get the message that you want them to bite riiight awaaay. Uuuunfortunately, even though I never believed as a kid that I was actually even in any danger from being bitten so my fear was kinda irrational, a full blown awful infestation recently taught me I shoulda been more scared than I was! 😒Rabid little fooks aren't subtle about protesting peoples' improper observance of social distancing. Even plague-bearing veeermiiinn want their six feet. It's just that making it happen is a "you" problem, since all your house are belong to them. 🤷♀Ripperonipizza. ☠🍕
OMG dude I can't breathe!!! Fluffy makes me laugh like only a select handful of comedians have ever been able to do in 65 years. Love this man to bits.
I live in San Antonio, and everything he says is 100% facts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so used to the roach issues. My grandma's house had them, most apartments have them. I had a personal experience with the flying kind. One flew into my blouse. I never took off my clothes so quickly in front of my mother. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've seen flying Roaches in Los Angeles. I never heard them being here. They look like the common German roaches. The problem with flying roaches is, they like light. I was going into a building, and they were swarming under the light in front of the door. I didn't want to go in. One got startled and flew towards me, and I swore it was trying to go into my mouth.
I lived in Texas for 1.5 years for grad school and I've experienced all of this, except the flying. My entire apartment had them and I could not get rid of them no matter how hard I tried. It was a bit of a shock coming from Pennsylvania where they weren't a problem.
When my mom lived in Hawaii with my grandparents, (my grandfather was in the Navy so they lived in base housing from WWII). They had roaches, and when the Navy would fumigate the houses, the roaches would just move down the line of houses going from house to house, so depending on which end of the row of houses you lived on would depend on how many roaches would end up in your house by the end of the week. To combat the roaches, my grandparents got some local lizards and let them loose in the house to eat the roaches. Worked out pretty well, until my grandmother opened a kitchen cabinet one day and found one of the lizards sitting on a plate with a roach in its mouth, its little legs sticking out from between the lizard's lips. She apparently did not like that and voiced her displeasure upon seeing the little guy, who promptly scurried away. She also washed all the plates right after as well.
Where I come from we call them water bugs. My mom was terrified of them! One actually chased her round & round in the house! I wanted to help her but I was laughing too hard 😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I would have paid money to see that. My mom would have just thrown something heavy at it. One time she took an old bowling ball and dropped it on one at the ranch. Stupid ball put a hole in the floor. Screwed up thing though is, la cucaracha survived! For a bug these things are like the Wolverine of the insect world!😲🤣
@@sunayocarissime5309 especially when it turns out that roaches can still survive for 10 days after losing their head, and they supposedly survived the dinosaur extinction
Yeah - If Roaches are there hard enough to give you the finger? I'm out 🤣🤣🤣 It def sounded like a DAMN Fluffy roach! Then it flew? Nu-Uh, I'm outta there!
He ain't lying, me living in Texas, these roaches are very chill. The only time they run away from you is when you're trying to kill them. One day I was chilling in my living room playing PlayStation 4 and I just saw that sucker just walk right beside me as if it owns a place
I live in Texas: I woke up in the middle of the night to use the restroom. It’s small, like a converted closet + a tub shower. The light switch is to my side so I turn it on without looking. I turn around to sit on the toilet, and across from me ON THE LIGHT SWITCH PANEL IS A FAT ROACH THE SIZE OF MY HAND! It’s then I realized my hand had to have touched it to turn on the light… my soul left my body. I got up slowly, making as much space as I could to try and get out without bothering it; because I live in a small house with 4 family members I can’t just grab a chancla and slap it on concrete, tile or a bathtub without waking everyone up. I closed the restroom door shut, left a sticky note, and washed my hands at max heat. Worst part: we never found the roach. Now every time without fail I check the switch before flipping them, just to be sure.
I live in Texas and he's not lying. I used to live in an apartment and had to deal with those huge flying suckers. They are hard to kill and they will fly right in your face 😂.
You’re still relevant fluffy keep up the comedy. All my friend are 20 and we all think you’re the best comedian ever. Trust me you’re relevant and people love you.
I’m from San Antonio and I got to see Gabriel near the end of his 30-day tour in Texas and it was literally a dream come true 😭 when it came to entertainers, he’s one of the few that everyone in my family enjoys to watch and I had absolutely dreamed of seeing him live since I was like 7 years old. My Uncle surprised my dad and I with tickets to see him and I can assure everyone that you better have life insurance when you go to one of his shows cause I almost died that night. I laughed so hard that I lost brain cells from lack of oxygen and rocked a six pack when leaving the building. He’s so hilarious and I can’t wait till the next time I see him live 🙏🏽
I have had the pleasure of seeing Fluffy in concert. A true pleasure. My wife grew up in Alaska. Alaskans like to remind people that Texas is so big it fits twice and half into Alaska! And no roaches.
I used to live in Alaska. People don't really understand how big it is. It can hold Texas, California, and Montana with room left over for South Carolina and Rhode Island. It's slightly smaller than the entire American midwest. No roaches but you can have moose in your yard in Anchorage. BIG ASS moose.
In Canada, we consider Texas a cute little place. Hell, Alaska fits into Nunavut TWICE. Looking at US states, Canadian provinces, and Canadian territories by size, Alaska is fifth and Texas is eleventh.
I was 17 when i developed a roach phobia... was sleeping and felt something crawl on my face (it was a huge ass roach) Without thinking i grabbed it and squished it on my hand... had roach guts all over my face, mouth, hand and was screaming like someone was murdering me. neighbors called the cops and all, worst night of my life
In Florida they are called Palmetto bugs because they live in Palmetto trees. My son is 34 and one day he was telling me how to live my life (because of his vast knowledge) and was talking in his deep man voice. You know the voice. Mom you need to do this and that. His man voice went to a two year old voice when he saw the roach. “ Mommy! Kill it, mommy come here and kill it” as he ran into another room. I laughed until I cried. Pop! And he was back to the man voice.
Palmetto bug, huh? I had a friend from Michigan who visited down around there. She saw one of those bugs and freaked out. All she had to spray it with was hair spray. And she unloaded on it. And it wouldn't die. Wouldn't die. She kept spraying and the the sprayer got stuck. She had to take the can out on the porch until it ran out of juice. I don't know what happened to the roach, but I imagine it had the best perm around there.
I actually had a friend encounter a flying roach in her living room. She screamed "drown it in fire!" Then proceeded to hit it with a hammer. It looked at her, then flew past her to the front door
I did pest control in Texas. They are actually called American Roaches, as opposed to German, Brown banded or Asian roaches. Entirely different breed. They live in the sewer systems.
I was fortunate to be in Austin for one of the last pre covid shows, man to see an stadium laugh was overwhelming and fluffy even made the show way longer than expected
He came to Stockton California this year and it was possibly the best time I've had in years. Everyone was so excited and in a great mood on line before we got in the building and then when the show started it was just amazing. When Martin came out the cheers was awesome. When Gabriel came out and the hum of everyone chanting "Fluffy" made the room literally vibrate. I can see why he loves his job.
@@gaftbatfl here. Yep. We call them palmetto bugs. Put a saddle on it and ride it, and no shoe smash gonna kill it. Heck, those things survive being nuked in the microwave! The govt launches nuclear weapons, we will all be fried...and the roaches will be like...gee, it got a little warm...where's a snack?
Last I saw a roach, it was about as big as he described it, but was in the garage. Never had I been more happy we let our cats vibe in the garage whenever they like lmao. Apparently we had some mice, too, but I never saw those
I was born, raised, and have always lived in Texas. It always unnerves me momentarily when roaches fly. Fortunately I've only encountered a few of those. I had to break out the roach swatter this morning to deal with a small hole in the wall. Thankfully it didn't take to flight. After taking care of him, I had to rewatch this video. When in Texas, it's good to keep a fly swatter or three around. They can double as roach swatters, wasp swatters, etc. I think mine has even been a scorpion swatter a time or two. Gotta love Texas.
Me from San Antonio: Hm. Sounds like a water roach. They’re not as bad breeders as the small guys. You may find like one inside after a rain, and that’ll be it.
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As a Texan I know for a fact that he's not exaggerating about the size and knew exactly what was going to happen when he stopped talking. Its why you never get close to them.
I moved up north from Texas. Some people think I'm exaggerating when I tell them how big the roaches are. How they will fly AT you, and how freakin' LOUD they are when they fly. Nightmare inducing for sure.
My buddy grew up in Managua, Nicaragua and had lizards in their courtyard, but freaked out when he saw a Texas water roach. It was on the ceiling, and when it flew, he flew outta the kitchen.
"THAT SHIT STARTED FLYING" made me laugh so hard, because I live in Texas for 24 years and I know the fear when the roach starts to fly. When u Roach fly's, it's every man for themselves....
Yep, those flying roaches scared me so much...in Japan. Japan also has biting centipedes that crawl into your futon and the Japanese giant hornet that will chase you around to sting.
I lived in Hawaii and I know exactly about those centipedes. One crawled up into my bed during the night and bit me. hurt like heck. The roaches were huge too. We called them b52 bombers there.
That totally reminds me of the roaches over in Hawaii, I was stationed at Pearl Harbor in the early 80s, working over on Ford Island and those suckers were kamikaze pilots. You cannot convince me they were not because those suckers would fly straight at your HEAD!
I’ve been watching you since I was young, I am so thankful that you’re still around and rocking comedy like always. Thank you for filling up my days with laughs and entertainment. Keep doing what you’re doing, and may your success continues to grow ❤!
It's the truth though. Roaches, bed bugs, fleas, mice, snakes, I've experienced all of them at one point all in Texas. If you see a snake make sure to get a long shovel and just cut the damn things head off.
Those huge things live in Florida too. They are easier to kill because they don't run scared like the little guys, but if they start flying, all hell breaks loose!
I love you Fluffy, the amazing part is that even I’m not from America, I still resonate a lot 😂 of coz including this roach😂 P.S im from Hong Kong and living in London, hope one day will see u in Hong Kong / London!
Everyone gangster till the roach starts flying
Everyone's a gangster, until it's time to do gangster shit.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg that's so freaking funny... I'm over here dying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's true
Yup when the cockroach starts flying, it's a nightmare moment for me. Whenever I see a cockroach, I need to confirm whether it can fly or not.
This line was funnier than entire video 😂
As soon as the cockroach flies, it’s every man for himself
That’s when you put on a boxing glove on one hand, and a gun in the other
I will plant 20 C4s on that Cucaracha.
@@Totallyamayonnaisejar this is Texas. You have three guns, two for your hands and a gauss rifle in your mouth.
Hell put on that woke Dallas mask from Payday 2 and get a blowtorch or something to burn that sucka.
@@Totallyamayonnaisejar No. That's when you napalm the building and the 15 feet surrounding the building.
You know you're dead when the roach starts to fly
Yep, I saw one. I screamed when it started flying.
When they start flying Satan says “why hello”
True story, my friends and I went to Bali, Indonesia because a friend was getting married there. We ate at sunset at a restaurant where customers sat near the ocean right on the beach's sand and as part of the meal were given a dark, thickened sweet soy dipping sauce. My sauce had a few crunchy nuts in it. So when others commented on the sauce, I said, "I really like the texture the crunchy nuts add." They all said, "Nuts???!!! No it was smooth." Sure enough the rest of the "nuts" had a hard shell and legs. 😲🤢 Surprisingly I never got sick. I was sure I would get sick from eating it. Everyone else enjoyed their entrees. I drank my diet coke from the can and ate nothing else at that restaurant.
@@happycook6737 there's a bat in the region (either Indonesia or the Philippines) that's the size of a medium sized dog (about 20 lbs), fortunately it eats fruits only.
@@happycook6737 ahh 😩 that story is- I lost my line of thought. This hurts me reading it 😖😖😖
I was born & raised in Texas, and I can attest to this. I had a big fear of roaches growing up, & it took years for me to not run out of the room yelling for someone to kill it.
A few pieces of advice: 1, if you don't kill it, it will show up later in a different room. 2, once you've killed it, make sure it's dead. I suggest flushing it down the toilet & not throwing it in the trash. 3, the bigger they are, the more bug spray/bug poison you need for a single roach. I recommend using strong, grease-fighting dish soap instead, so you have a chance at killing it before it disappears somewhere. 4, it's not dead until you hear it pop. Those things existed when dinosaurs were around, they'd survive an apocalypse.
I can attest to this! They like to call them 'Water Bugs' in Louisiana but it's a big ass roach - except they are not like your typical roach they really like being outside! They start flying do not hit it! It will shatter and yo will have a hell of a time getting all the pieces! 😳And I have seen big tough guys freak when they start flying at them! To those who do not know- they look exactly like the large fake roaches you see for pranks! Exact size!
Luna Rose Wolf, Oh heck no poison or spray needed. You need to go old school on them just like here in Arizona. Use a shotgun or AK 47 on their asses and if it still moves excuse yourself from their room and apologizes for disturbing them! lol
@@vanessahenry7238 I didn't know there was a version that shattered when hit in the air! Although I too have witnessed large grown men screaming when seeing a flyer, those roaches are the worst!
@@tracysellman1562 oh, definitely, especially if it's a flyer! Those you might as well just had over the house keys & start fresh somewhere else lol
@ Luna Rose Wolf: I call them “sewer” roach. I snap & crackle them all the time, once you hear them pop you know they’re dead then I send them down the whirly-bowl aka toilet.😂
“THAT SHIT STARTED FLYING “ that got me🤣🤣🤣
It's all fun and games until they start flying and or disappear.
it got me to man
@@MrFarmer110same!😭😭
“I think I’m in his room.”😂
I died when he was like as the lady:
“Oh there’s a hole in the wall!”
Then he was like “get closer”
Then the lady: “oh look it’s a big ass roach!”
"you aint scared?"
"Well it aint in my room-"
she need sum glasses
"UH, UH FOOL...ROUND 2, ROUND 2"😂💀
4:15 as soon as he paused I knew what was coming next
😂😂😂
Yep lol me too lol
When it got to the roach flying, I felt the panic in my heart.
This was one of the best comedy shows that Fluffy has ever made
I feel like it keeps getting better.
Without unwanted stuffs.
Never make the mistake of knocking one off the wall with out killing it. They will fly and head for the tallest thing around. YOU! I have seen many a visitor run around screaming with one stuck in their hair.
@@codeab99 Yesss
I disagree
“It’s not a hole, it a big a** roach” got me falling off the couch.🤣💅
You painted your toe nails then fell out of the couch?
Must be a true story. I grew up there. Had them all them time. I laughed because it brought back a memory of my mom knocking one off the wall with a broom. No joke ..it flew and chased her across the house and down a hall. Made every turn she did!
i remember i was camping with my boy scout troop and we had flying roaches everywhere and my friend was like “they fly now?!” and we all were like “shit they fly now!!”
Nice Star Wars reference
So I live in Texas and I have a literal phobia of roaches because of everything he described. I've had to stay home from school when I was a kid because I'd occasionally see one walking around the walls or on the ceiling of my room while I was sleeping and it would scare me so badly I'd get physically ill, and if they were on the floor I'd climb on top of furniture to get away from them. They can be literally aggressive and chase you around. The things are nightmares incarnate...
Yeah we get the same problem here in New Mexico in some places. Reason why when I visit my primo, cousin for the non-Hispanics here, I usually take a brick with me. They're aggressive little scabs in some places. If only they could be trained to be attack dogs or something.🤣🤣🤣
I live in Canada and I have an absolute dread of any insects. Every single nuclear weapons on this planet would be used at the same time if I ever see a cockroach.
Get a diffuser and try out some oils that repel roaches, If you don’t want to use a diffuser then just put some water with a few drops of oil and spray the walls or areas they are commonly found, peppermint works well. Some others are lavender, Citrus, and Eucalyptus.
Alright. Remind me not to go to Texas T-T
@@sunayocarissime5309 Some crazies, as I may be wrong in assuming that most people know, keep the more 'beetle-like' kinds of roaches as pets. I can actually understand the want to keep some insects as pets, but most insects (individuals, not colonies) kept that way that can bite don't eat by taking chunks out of its dinner. Roaches flaaaay whatever the snack of the day is even if that means a person's skin so... oi! Roachies *are* trained to attack! 🙃Cup your hands around em' and they get the message that you want them to bite riiight awaaay.
Uuuunfortunately, even though I never believed as a kid that I was actually even in any danger from being bitten so my fear was kinda irrational, a full blown awful infestation recently taught me I shoulda been more scared than I was! 😒Rabid little fooks aren't subtle about protesting peoples' improper observance of social distancing. Even plague-bearing veeermiiinn want their six feet. It's just that making it happen is a "you" problem, since all your house are belong to them. 🤷♀Ripperonipizza. ☠🍕
Saw him last night in Houston (12/9/22). Fantastic show. Fantastic entertainer. Fantastic guy. Keep going Fluffy! We love you in Texas!
9th December?
Bruh I thought you were talking about the roach 😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah you are so lucky, from H town too
Dude I feel you, I'm afraid of big cucarachas too, well at least you made it funny instead of me getting all freaked out about hearing about it.
I absolutely love that tour manager!! That is my kind of woman right there.
She's like Fluffy's second mom.
OMG dude I can't breathe!!! Fluffy makes me laugh like only a select handful of comedians have ever been able to do in 65 years. Love this man to bits.
*breef
I live in San Antonio, and everything he says is 100% facts! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm so used to the roach issues. My grandma's house had them, most apartments have them. I had a personal experience with the flying kind. One flew into my blouse. I never took off my clothes so quickly in front of my mother. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you go to his recent show in San Antonio, it was great
I've seen flying Roaches in Los Angeles. I never heard them being here. They look like the common German roaches. The problem with flying roaches is, they like light. I was going into a building, and they were swarming under the light in front of the door. I didn't want to go in. One got startled and flew towards me, and I swore it was trying to go into my mouth.
Lived at San Antonio too I can says with 100% certainty it's true
🤣🤣🤣🤣omg I would have lost my mind if that happened to me.
@@slewone4905 we were at a nice hotel in Anaheim when I saw roaches that were about 2 inches in size. I have never seen them that huge ever.
I lived in Texas for 1.5 years for grad school and I've experienced all of this, except the flying. My entire apartment had them and I could not get rid of them no matter how hard I tried. It was a bit of a shock coming from Pennsylvania where they weren't a problem.
That reminds me of the movie "Joe's Apartment " It was hilarious.
cause they all freeze to death
When my mom lived in Hawaii with my grandparents, (my grandfather was in the Navy so they lived in base housing from WWII). They had roaches, and when the Navy would fumigate the houses, the roaches would just move down the line of houses going from house to house, so depending on which end of the row of houses you lived on would depend on how many roaches would end up in your house by the end of the week. To combat the roaches, my grandparents got some local lizards and let them loose in the house to eat the roaches. Worked out pretty well, until my grandmother opened a kitchen cabinet one day and found one of the lizards sitting on a plate with a roach in its mouth, its little legs sticking out from between the lizard's lips. She apparently did not like that and voiced her displeasure upon seeing the little guy, who promptly scurried away. She also washed all the plates right after as well.
We call the big ones water roaches around here, they are more in south Texas than north and I feel like I have to use a hand grenade to kill them
Blame your neighbors. They were probably slobs
Fluffy you never fail to make a great video, especially as an Israeli. “WAHT DO WE DRINK FAT MAN?!” “Blood. Of. Jews”!😂😂😂
"Felt like Poland"
Sounding like the three little pigs from Shrek 🤣
"Tell her"
@@gabrieldamiao4568 freakin' machete gonna get me cancelled 😂
All of India: "Noooooooo, Fluffy, don't do it!"
This is one of the funniest man ever
yea
Agreed
Where I come from we call them water bugs. My mom was terrified of them! One actually chased her round & round in the house! I wanted to help her but I was laughing too hard 😆 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I would have paid money to see that. My mom would have just thrown something heavy at it. One time she took an old bowling ball and dropped it on one at the ranch. Stupid ball put a hole in the floor. Screwed up thing though is, la cucaracha survived! For a bug these things are like the Wolverine of the insect world!😲🤣
@@sunayocarissime5309 especially when it turns out that roaches can still survive for 10 days after losing their head, and they supposedly survived the dinosaur extinction
@@lunarosewolf6457 that's why the meteor hit earth.... God was trying to kill one of those things!
@@Tank50us LOL!!! Good ONE!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Not the “Soy la 69” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah - If Roaches are there hard enough to give you the finger? I'm out 🤣🤣🤣 It def sounded like a DAMN Fluffy roach! Then it flew? Nu-Uh, I'm outta there!
He ain't lying, me living in Texas, these roaches are very chill. The only time they run away from you is when you're trying to kill them.
One day I was chilling in my living room playing PlayStation 4 and I just saw that sucker just walk right beside me as if it owns a place
That is so true
Once I even had a cockroach climb up my leg
I live in Texas: I woke up in the middle of the night to use the restroom. It’s small, like a converted closet + a tub shower. The light switch is to my side so I turn it on without looking. I turn around to sit on the toilet, and across from me ON THE LIGHT SWITCH PANEL IS A FAT ROACH THE SIZE OF MY HAND! It’s then I realized my hand had to have touched it to turn on the light… my soul left my body. I got up slowly, making as much space as I could to try and get out without bothering it; because I live in a small house with 4 family members I can’t just grab a chancla and slap it on concrete, tile or a bathtub without waking everyone up. I closed the restroom door shut, left a sticky note, and washed my hands at max heat. Worst part: we never found the roach. Now every time without fail I check the switch before flipping them, just to be sure.
I live in Texas and he's not lying. I used to live in an apartment and had to deal with those huge flying suckers. They are hard to kill and they will fly right in your face 😂.
Same ,
Ran across my face in the middle of the night I thought it was a rat!
Fur & feathers flying...😆
That roach really took “Round 2” seriously
Common roaches: *scatters in terror*
This roach: *cracks its front legs* B E T
You’re still relevant fluffy keep up the comedy. All my friend are 20 and we all think you’re the best comedian ever. Trust me you’re relevant and people love you.
20s ? Lol now what? people put age bracket for viewing comedians??
@@varun1036 Lol now what? People judge other peoples compliments??
@@Jeebo. lol now what ? Cant point out a comment which blatantly puts comedians in viewership age bracket ?
Search for Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, Rodney Dangerfield and George Carlin
Each one will give fluffy a run for his money
@@jamesricker3997 Nice
“Don’t California my Texas”
Fluffy: "It started to fly..."
Video ends...
Me: "What happened next?"
Yikes that's some big bugs in Texas wow I'd be freaking out I love fluffys comedy he makes my day
I’m from San Antonio and I got to see Gabriel near the end of his 30-day tour in Texas and it was literally a dream come true 😭 when it came to entertainers, he’s one of the few that everyone in my family enjoys to watch and I had absolutely dreamed of seeing him live since I was like 7 years old. My Uncle surprised my dad and I with tickets to see him and I can assure everyone that you better have life insurance when you go to one of his shows cause I almost died that night. I laughed so hard that I lost brain cells from lack of oxygen and rocked a six pack when leaving the building. He’s so hilarious and I can’t wait till the next time I see him live 🙏🏽
It's always special when Fluffy goes: *Martin and I*
He's not in my room 😆
Those r Big Water Bugs Gabriel 😂❤💜💙😎 THATS what we call them. They want Hurt U 😂😊
It’s not a roach, it’s a water bug. Alas, they show up in even the best homes. Welcome to Texas!! 😂
I have had the pleasure of seeing Fluffy in concert. A true pleasure. My wife grew up in Alaska. Alaskans like to remind people that Texas is so big it fits twice and half into Alaska! And no roaches.
I used to live in Alaska. People don't really understand how big it is. It can hold Texas, California, and Montana with room left over for South Carolina and Rhode Island. It's slightly smaller than the entire American midwest.
No roaches but you can have moose in your yard in Anchorage. BIG ASS moose.
Sure, no roaches but with mosquitoes the size of sparrows, who needs roaches. Seriously the biggest mosquitoes I have ever seen.
@@BlueLionNotOfPercy There is a joke that the mosquito is the official state bird.
Yes, they are something else.
In Canada, we consider Texas a cute little place. Hell, Alaska fits into Nunavut TWICE. Looking at US states, Canadian provinces, and Canadian territories by size, Alaska is fifth and Texas is eleventh.
@@scottdelinger1 But Canada is a cold desolate windswept wasteland, so it doesn't count.😁
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good ol' palmetto bugs. Yeah you can't get rid of em, no matter how clean your house is. You just gotta be vigilant XD
😮😮”The difference between a cockroach and a water bug is the price of the house.” According to an exterminator on the tonight show.
I love story comedy more than any other form because this had me dying
As someone who lives in Texas I can confirm that Texas roaches are big and very chill.
Everything is bigger in Texas!! YEE HAW! Nice show. Keep doin comedy so I can keep laughin
I was 17 when i developed a roach phobia... was sleeping and felt something crawl on my face (it was a huge ass roach) Without thinking i grabbed it and squished it on my hand... had roach guts all over my face, mouth, hand and was screaming like someone was murdering me. neighbors called the cops and all, worst night of my life
What I want to know is what the cops said when you told them there was a roach on your face. LOL!!
In Florida they are called Palmetto bugs because they live in Palmetto trees. My son is 34 and one day he was telling me how to live my life (because of his vast knowledge) and was talking in his deep man voice. You know the voice. Mom you need to do this and that. His man voice went to a two year old voice when he saw the roach. “ Mommy! Kill it, mommy come here and kill it” as he ran into another room. I laughed until I cried. Pop! And he was back to the man voice.
Palmetto bug, huh? I had a friend from Michigan who visited down around there. She saw one of those bugs and freaked out. All she had to spray it with was hair spray. And she unloaded on it. And it wouldn't die. Wouldn't die. She kept spraying and the the sprayer got stuck. She had to take the can out on the porch until it ran out of juice.
I don't know what happened to the roach, but I imagine it had the best perm around there.
I actually had a friend encounter a flying roach in her living room. She screamed "drown it in fire!" Then proceeded to hit it with a hammer. It looked at her, then flew past her to the front door
I did pest control in Texas.
They are actually called American Roaches, as opposed to German, Brown banded or Asian roaches.
Entirely different breed.
They live in the sewer systems.
I was fortunate to be in Austin for one of the last pre covid shows, man to see an stadium laugh was overwhelming and fluffy even made the show way longer than expected
He came to Stockton California this year and it was possibly the best time I've had in years. Everyone was so excited and in a great mood on line before we got in the building and then when the show started it was just amazing. When Martin came out the cheers was awesome. When Gabriel came out and the hum of everyone chanting "Fluffy" made the room literally vibrate. I can see why he loves his job.
@@doriwilson6991 Seeing a whole stadium laughing and having a good time is the best
But we're there roaches
The moment he’s said Texas and roach, I knew he would mention the flying. In my family, roaches are called 747’s for that reason.
Ever Texan is laughing and shaking their head agreeing.
Loved it you always make me laugh the cockroach 🪳 on the wall had me crying with laughter xxx
Texan here and was waiting for it to fly.
@@gaftbatfl here. Yep. We call them palmetto bugs. Put a saddle on it and ride it, and no shoe smash gonna kill it. Heck, those things survive being nuked in the microwave! The govt launches nuclear weapons, we will all be fried...and the roaches will be like...gee, it got a little warm...where's a snack?
@@donnam5060 So, true
I feel the terror when he said “that bitch started flying”
Last I saw a roach, it was about as big as he described it, but was in the garage. Never had I been more happy we let our cats vibe in the garage whenever they like lmao. Apparently we had some mice, too, but I never saw those
What do you think ate the mice??
@@pheenix42 the roach, most likely /j
I had those in vegas too. I slammed a shoe on one thinking "I got it". After I put my shoe down the damn thing flew @ me!
Now I have used this unit of measure before to exaggerate lmaoooo
"that shit started flying"
This is the scariest sentence i have ever heard
this was exactly one of my favorite bits from the show lmao
I was born, raised, and have always lived in Texas. It always unnerves me momentarily when roaches fly. Fortunately I've only encountered a few of those. I had to break out the roach swatter this morning to deal with a small hole in the wall. Thankfully it didn't take to flight. After taking care of him, I had to rewatch this video. When in Texas, it's good to keep a fly swatter or three around. They can double as roach swatters, wasp swatters, etc. I think mine has even been a scorpion swatter a time or two. Gotta love Texas.
"round 2"
*Roach starts flying*
*Game over*
Me from San Antonio: Hm. Sounds like a water roach. They’re not as bad breeders as the small guys. You may find like one inside after a rain, and that’ll be it.
You can't help but love Fluffy. You can't like him, you just have to love him! 🤣❤
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I feel like I can't breathe as this is so hilarious. LOL!!
But I live in Texas, so I understand his pain, phobia and suffering.
As a Texan I know for a fact that he's not exaggerating about the size and knew exactly what was going to happen when he stopped talking. Its why you never get close to them.
Yep, that's true, and I feel ya
I moved up north from Texas. Some people think I'm exaggerating when I tell them how big the roaches are. How they will fly AT you, and how freakin' LOUD they are when they fly. Nightmare inducing for sure.
My buddy grew up in Managua, Nicaragua and had lizards in their courtyard, but freaked out when he saw a Texas water roach. It was on the ceiling, and when it flew, he flew outta the kitchen.
That's a "oh hell no" moment if I've ever seen one
No matter how manly you are, when roach started flying, RUN!
He's always funny 😂🤣
It's all jokes and fun until the roach starts flying 😭
"THAT SHIT STARTED FLYING" made me laugh so hard, because I live in Texas for 24 years and I know the fear when the roach starts to fly.
When u Roach fly's, it's every man for themselves....
Yep, those flying roaches scared me so much...in Japan. Japan also has biting centipedes that crawl into your futon and the Japanese giant hornet that will chase you around to sting.
I lived in Hawaii and I know exactly about those centipedes. One crawled up into my bed during the night and bit me. hurt like heck. The roaches were huge too. We called them b52 bombers there.
I have a house centipede in my home. It scares the heck out of me. I won't kill that though.
That totally reminds me of the roaches over in Hawaii, I was stationed at Pearl Harbor in the early 80s, working over on Ford Island and those suckers were kamikaze pilots. You cannot convince me they were not because those suckers would fly straight at your HEAD!
I loved this show. They were rushing Fluffy and he stayed there for another half hour. Fluff's the best
So true!!!! One Raid can on each hand and that s*** didnt die!!!!!
I remember these from Basic Training. Nothing like seeing a wall move, only to realize it ain't the wall that's moving !
I’ve been watching you since I was young, I am so thankful that you’re still around and rocking comedy like always. Thank you for filling up my days with laughs and entertainment. Keep doing what you’re doing, and may your success continues to grow ❤!
FREAKING LOVE YOU FLUFFY!
❤️ 🤣👍
This is quite literally when the roach respects you lack of fear and proceeds to fly.
His reaction is exactly mine a few years ago. Though after reading The Metamorphosis, I can’t bring myself to hurt any cockroaches again😅
like we say in mexico: Everyone is a macho till the roach starts flying !!!!
It's the truth though.
Roaches, bed bugs, fleas, mice, snakes, I've experienced all of them at one point all in Texas. If you see a snake make sure to get a long shovel and just cut the damn things head off.
Yep I knew towards the end it was a flying one. But never heard of an armoured variety. Here healthy adult ones get to 5cm. 8.5 with the antennas.
4:14 and just as she’s about to nail this roach for the second time…..
THAT SHIT STARTED FLYING!!!
Everyone gangsta until those roaches start flying. 🤣
Those huge things live in Florida too. They are easier to kill because they don't run scared like the little guys, but if they start flying, all hell breaks loose!
I love you Fluffy, the amazing part is that even I’m not from America, I still resonate a lot 😂 of coz including this roach😂
P.S im from Hong Kong and living in London, hope one day will see u in Hong Kong / London!
Bugs used to freak me out, but now I feed them to my Bearded Dragon! Great way to get rid of a phobia!
If they keep getting in your House just let the professional out of his Cage
the thing is, not everyone in this planet has a motherfucking dragon, Mr Targaryen
I imagine that Tejano roach with a stetson, chaps, spurs and a nickel plated revolver. 🤣
When the roach unfurls it’s wings, that’s your signal to move several continents away.
I love you Gabriel!👍🏻😁❤️🦊
Oh, I chuckled so hard. You're so funny. I thought you were gonna say you screamed like a girl.
They fly now? They fly now.
when they fly is when the real fun begins! I had to work really hard not to be afraid of the roaches man, took a long time and some serious courage.