iromnically my first thought when he said run and lie down was "be sure you lie legs to granade, with closed legs as shard piercing your feet is not so dangerous"
😂😂😂😂😂 help this is hilarious Edit- today I check like at 10 Am and Mr Tony’s comment had 22k and now it’s at 28k 💀😱 Edit- AGAIN ITS THE 12th of APRIL AND HES ON 56k LIKES 💀💀💀 MANDEMS COMMENT BE FLYIN FR 😅 Edit AGAIN- THIS MANA COMMENT IS IN 206k LIKES. WOAH MASHALLAH 😝
Lmao when the short got to the shrapnel part and it cuts to the guy in prone all I could think about was the Tom scream from Tom and Jerry with where the shrapnel could potentially go 😂
Pro tip: close your legs too. Not only does this further minimize your surface area, it also means rather than getting castrated, you’ll just be getting a leg injury
I'm spinning around to have my head facing it. Logically, in my mind, you have even less vital area exposed. As opposed to laying with your legs towards it you could get hit in a vital vein and bleed to death. I'd rather get hit in the shoulders or worst case in the head and don't have to deal with bleeding to death.
Lol my bro have seen that already in ER, not just the balls, but they got out like 7-9 fractions out of the pp as well, but that position will make you shit in multiple ways and directions lol
In basic training, they taught us the drill exactly like this, you fall down on your stomach feet facing the grenade with your legs closed boots together,so that the few pieces of shrapnel that might hit you just hit the bottom of your boot and not penetrate any body parts
@fernandoblanco3001 🤣🤣 as horrible as that sounds,that's still a better option than your head rolling past your boots cause you faced the wrong direction 😂
Quick tip, if a grenade like that is thrown to you, underhand grab it and instantly throw it underhand and take some steps backwards and lay down. Thats a alternate solution
In the military we trained for this. If you choose to run and not be the hero, or he didnt show up. You are to make distiance fall onto the ground fetal position with your boots or shoes facing towards the grenade. This will minimize the amount of shrapnel damage to your vital organs.
You would not have enough time to kick it and go prone. Best chance for survival is to immediately drop, Kevlar helmet towards the grenade, and open your mouth. Grenades explode up and out. If you waste time kicking it, trying to run, then jumping into a prone position, it’s probably taking the top half of your body. Your eardrums will rupture and you’ll get a gnarly TBI. But you can definitely survive that way.
a guy shot another guy but the bullet hit him between the legs. but the bullet carried on due to momentum. eventually hitting a woman in the stomach. little did she know that it made her pregnant. she had the one true "son of a gun"
But after the explosion, even with your legs closed, erratic tiny particles can still find a narrow way to reach your a**hole 🧐 Still, it's better to expose your butt than your face 🤔
I love how this animation implies that a normal guy enjoying a daily walk is somehow dangerous enough for military personnel to throw a single grenade at.
Grenade attacks happen in Europe. A larger percentage of the population in Sweden is killed with grenade/explosives compare to people Killed in the USA with automatic weapons
They have a kill radius of 5 meter (15 feet) and a 5 second fuse. When they throw the grenade it’ll be airborne for about 2 seconds and if lands at your feet it gives you 3 seconds to run 15 feet to get out of the blast radius. Bottom line your chances are slim to none.
And now randomly at 4:30 am I am watching how to survive a grenade explosion. We must be in different time zones since you're comment is only 14 hours old
My friend was in the Bosnian war. He said that granades on concrete are 10X more deadly vs the soft soil because most of the granade will get absorbed by the ground.
Not Bosnian war. That's incorrect. It was Serbian war against the Bosnians and Croats. For 2 weeks against Slovenia aswell. And then Albania and Kosovo. All these wars were started by the Serbs. So let's call them the SERBIAN wars. Dogshit criminals are still roaming free.
Your talking about the mk2 grenade, nowadays we use the m67 fragmentation grenade. A lot more, range, power and fragments....... kicking it, or running and hide behind a wall/corner is more affective
@@killsa52it'll explode either way, someone literally threw it in front of your feet That being said, unless the grenade is literally in front of you and very close to your feet, its probably better/quicker to run the opposite way and duck
It means you’re a strong person. If your first instinct is to save others you are a strong person and deserve respect for it. Most would kick it and run.
Easy to say that until it happens, they tried to teach us to do that at PI and most of us were like unless it's a last resort kinda thing to save your teammates then Hell Nah I am not jumping on a grenade lmao
They tested this in Mythbusters. Going prone you still get hit but you decrease your surface area and if you face away from the grenade most of shrapnel will hit your feet and legs.
Nah you straight jump, running too slow you get more pace with a quick jump than turn back and run, maybe 2-3 feet with a 1 second jump, half of a feet or maybe 1 feet if you try to run. Plus foots and legs will be exposed first if you jump head will be farter in the front
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dam ok
I'm the First one 😢❤
no, I don't think I will
Love from Commie Canada!
What???
me at the beginning of video: “kick it”
me at end of video: “kick it”
Same tho😂
same 💀💀💀
Yeah... Kick it and do what the video said, in the opposite direction 🤷♂️
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought to kick it! 😅
100%
Note to self. Keep legs closed when proned
Bro I can already feel the pain you talkin about
Sir yes sir
But I don't want to 🙃
Gotta protect the mcnuggets
Ha ha ha, i noticed that too and was thinking the aame thing!
"Four-TuKa-five meters, in one-tUpPa-two seconds." 🤣
ROGHT I WAS THINKING THE SAMW THING
boy you hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I replayed that like 5 times
If your old enough to remember Fat Albert then you just heard Mushmouth.
"Never Ever Forget to Close Your Thigh Tight Together & Protect Your Eggs..."
iromnically my first thought when he said run and lie down was "be sure you lie legs to granade, with closed legs as shard piercing your feet is not so dangerous"
That last grenade piece is going in the wrong direction my friend💀
😂😂😂😂😂 help this is hilarious
Edit- today I check like at 10 Am and Mr Tony’s comment had 22k and now it’s at 28k 💀😱
Edit- AGAIN ITS THE 12th of APRIL AND HES ON 56k LIKES 💀💀💀 MANDEMS COMMENT BE FLYIN FR 😅
Edit AGAIN- THIS MANA COMMENT IS IN 206k LIKES. WOAH MASHALLAH 😝
imagine this is how one loses their virginity ._.
this is a joke btw
@@FoxfernXD best ever 😂
@@FoxfernXDmost halirious thought of all time 😂
You stole my comment (idea)
It would take me 5 seconds to process that there’s an actual grenade thrown at me
Yeah 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That's why the fuse is for 4 seconds.
Underrated comment.
😂
Dude left the most important part exposed at the end
Thanks I definitely needed this advice....walking through public parks and all..
Step 1 : stay calm
Step 2 : Inform a nearby adult
yes ,my son learns:)
Step 3: copy and boom
Bro is high on gunpowder. 💀👍
@@yellowflash_444 nah man I'm just high on Redstone dust
Myth busters already busted this theory
Kick it back
Yeah simple
Then get ready to dodge alot of shrapnel my friend
You're still dead
Nah kick and duck@@BuddyBudster123
@@Glory_of_Glory_mand#ck??
“If a hand grenade falls at your feet, what should you do for survival?”
Me: R U N
Good knowledge. I usually had trouble with throwing these for distance.
But do not forget to avoid opening your legs wide😢
😂 give your arteries some love😂
the video didnt cover the most important part, tq for commenting what i thought.. admin is a loser
It will punch a hole at your bottom. 😂😂😂
Free vasectomy!
bro talking with some experience 😂
In the marines you're trained to keep your feet together to minimize damage done to your body.
Damage done to your bottom
In the Army, you're trained to kick the damn thing away.
Makes sense, I thought that fragment was going up his ass
Protect your balls at all costs
As a man, no….as a boy, you are trained to cover that area when you feel a strong breeze.
Your personality shines through in every video.
This is very helpful, I always have this problem on a daily basis and u solved it. THANKS
My instinct: Kick it away then run
My actual instinct: "who threw this?" **proceeds to explode**
😂😂
😂
*survives because player left the game aka his attacks deal no dmg*
goofy looney tones reaction
You had me on the floor😅😂
Person" "so how did you lose your virginity?"
Veteran: "grenade"
Lmao when the short got to the shrapnel part and it cuts to the guy in prone all I could think about was the Tom scream from Tom and Jerry with where the shrapnel could potentially go 😂
Upon hearing that word, every other vet in the room immediately goes prone.
@@wetstinkysocks2950"wau wau wahuhuhuuu" 😂😂
Is that the sound youre talking about 😂😂😂
dropped the grenade in the showers
This was the best!!
Option b: curl up and have the Grenade at your chest 😅 fast and easy
It’s the same as putting a lid over a pan to snuff the flame. Genius idea.
Get this man the super soldier serum
Captain America
Pink mist kind of guy huh
Spprots💯
“What to do” like who’s gonna throw Grenade at you💀
Welcome to 2024
Me who kicked it:
"I honestly believe that sometimes, my genius, it generates gravity"
That gravity pulls the grenade to your face. I edited bc it changed nade to made
@@Nezarec123bro thought he was funny
Rabona kick the hell out of it and look cool in the process whilst saving lives 😅😂
@@Nezarec123 not funny
Yeah it was a little@@nezukochan471
Pro tip: close your legs too. Not only does this further minimize your surface area, it also means rather than getting castrated, you’ll just be getting a leg injury
Dude laying there is going to get his taint ripped up! Lol
I was lookin for this
Anal injury
More importantly, in terms of saving your life not just your manhood, protects your femoral artery.
@@goblinking8510😭😭😭
This deserves to go viral.
Beautifully explained
New fear unlocked: Getting struck in your balls by a hand grenade fragment.
😂😂
Or straight up main Street
I'm spinning around to have my head facing it.
Logically, in my mind, you have even less vital area exposed. As opposed to laying with your legs towards it you could get hit in a vital vein and bleed to death.
I'd rather get hit in the shoulders or worst case in the head and don't have to deal with bleeding to death.
@@Karismir😂😂𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗍
Lol my bro have seen that already in ER, not just the balls, but they got out like 7-9 fractions out of the pp as well, but that position will make you shit in multiple ways and directions lol
Thank you for this, I’m sick of this happening to me every time I walk down my high street
Lmao underrated comment
Everytime yo go to a Tesco in Birmingham
I know and I only nipped in for a tin of beans….
I thought the IRA retired 😅
Lol
I've been concerned about this for quite some time. Thank you
Thank you for this tip for my daily routine
A common tip in my countries military is "If the manual says the fuse is 5 sec. better assume it's 3."
best defense is a good offense, do not assume its 3 seconds or else you're more likely going to lose out on potential enemy killed.
We talking about 3 Mississipis tho?
"Military Grade" in a nutshell
@@winmen5279 risk blowing off your hand for a more optimal kill, no chance it that being a worthwhile risk with basic military grade hand grenades.
@@winmen5279
Bro thinks cod is real life
In basic training, they taught us the drill exactly like this, you fall down on your stomach feet facing the grenade with your legs closed boots together,so that the few pieces of shrapnel that might hit you just hit the bottom of your boot and not penetrate any body parts
Or hit your meat ngl that’s probably worst then death
Don't be surprised when you immediately look up and open your eyes, your boots are a few feet from your head.
@fernandoblanco3001 🤣🤣 as horrible as that sounds,that's still a better option than your head rolling past your boots cause you faced the wrong direction 😂
Penetrate the uhhh.. uh.
Keep doing what you're doing, it's working!
Thanks bro u might solved might future 😅
When I was a kid, I thought grenades would be a way bigger problem than they actually turned out to be
Unless you live in eastern Europe or South America
same with quick sand, trains, and slenderman
@@SirWetBiscuitAin’t much of a problem there either.
As a slenderman. Quick sand still scares me@@nerddub
😅me too
New fear unlocked 🔓: walking randomly and a granade just pops out form nowhere
Ask somebody in gaza
Fr@@dannarrizky2306
True 😢 @@dannarrizky2306
Tell that to the people in Ukraine 💀
from*
Helped me out over half a dozen times already
Quick tip, if a grenade like that is thrown to you, underhand grab it and instantly throw it underhand and take some steps backwards and lay down. Thats a alternate solution
Kicking the grenade with roberto carlos power : 🗿
Who is that?
@@gabrielpintoteixeira8416 get off the internet 🗿
@@gabrielpintoteixeira8416 a brazillian defender in football that has one of the strongest kicks
@@brianrodriguez6897imagine being born in a Latino household and being named Brian
@@RM-xq7gf hell yeah, teaching my latinos how to do things like work to invest instead of working to spend all your earnings on tacos.
If CoD taught me anything, the timer resets when you pick it up and throw it back
Factual 🙏
This does not work for most cod games
you have to have the perk defuser (i think thats what its called)
Don't have those perks equipped...I'm dead
timer does not reset
*Bro's preparing us for WW3* 💀
Just the advice I needed before going to the grocery store.
"Oh no, a grenade!"
"Why does my ass hurt so much"
Haha yes
Diddy: Don’t stop won’t stop eheheheheh
Your balls got hit😂
I dont get it
@@M87lolshrapnel went though his ass
In the military we trained for this. If you choose to run and not be the hero, or he didnt show up. You are to make distiance fall onto the ground fetal position with your boots or shoes facing towards the grenade. This will minimize the amount of shrapnel damage to your vital organs.
Is it possible to kick it away on solid ground then prone down?
@@goldenoodles6281even if you can kick it id imagine its still a good idea to run and prone down
@@Diamoondust yea, kick then prone. I'm pretty sure I said that in my last comment
I was thinking kick it away and then lay down
You would not have enough time to kick it and go prone. Best chance for survival is to immediately drop, Kevlar helmet towards the grenade, and open your mouth. Grenades explode up and out. If you waste time kicking it, trying to run, then jumping into a prone position, it’s probably taking the top half of your body. Your eardrums will rupture and you’ll get a gnarly TBI. But you can definitely survive that way.
All round shapes thrown at me I thundercunt it back😅so probably same thing with a Grenade😂
That one soccer player
SKY ROCKET IT
"so how did you lose your virginity?"
"A grenade"
your virginity is not your ass at your penis
a guy shot another guy but the bullet hit him between the legs. but the bullet carried on due to momentum. eventually hitting a woman in the stomach. little did she know that it made her pregnant. she had the one true "son of a gun"
@@MaximusSilentium-cl1ff😂😂
@@MaximusSilentium-cl1ff Nahhh no way 💀
@@MaximusSilentium-cl1fflol wtf this is actually good
That last shot said something else. Keep your feet together!
Came to say this. Protect the big veins in your groin.
But after the explosion, even with your legs closed, erratic tiny particles can still find a narrow way to reach your a**hole 🧐 Still, it's better to expose your butt than your face 🤔
@yassinee.3463 Shut up or I'll reach your asshole 🫢
Lol underrated comment😂
Pro tip, close your legs. They don’t call me uniball for nothing…
The type of advice we’ll need to implement soon
Don't you just hate it when you're walking to work and somebody chucks a hand grenade at you.
Happend everyday
Yes, I don’t like that either. It makes me want to say bad things.
brokies walk I drive my BMW.
“ cmon man ,I JUST GOT OU-💥”
Happens every thursday mate, it's really annoying
"And thats how i lost my virginity"
"Grandpa i was asking about grenades 😭"
Grandpa: Exactly
Grandpa is very lucky that he just lost his virginity and was able to become "Grandpa"
@@matute33 😭
Depends on the circumstance and falling on it is an option when saving others
Bro looked so chill for a dude hunted by a grenade thrower 😭
😂😂bro.. what about the balls?? Busted!!
🤣🤣🤣 underasted Comment 🤣🤣🤣
Bro won at what cost
what if it is a woman
@@wheezwastaken then its a perfect goal
Lol @@Kdramamemes
That last camera angle made it clear to me.
I dont need to survive a grenade.
haha or just close your legs
Just sat down on it
Me too
@@gadaarikrbe💀💀
@@gadaarikrbe😭😭😭😭
How you gonna dive that far in 1 second 💀
Skipping through the park: "Oooh, pinecone"
Kick
"4 taka 5 meters" had me 💀
Is this computer generated or something?
"4 taka 5 meters in 1 tubba 2 seconds."
@@JoEbY-Xthis computer voice is all over the place
@@JoEbY-X 😂😂😂
Impact grenade goes crazy
Good advice 👍
Tip : close your legs.
(To minimize damage to the lineage)
😂
@@joshuajames1998He's right tho
@@purplevanilla of course he is
😂😂
cross your legs and cover ur neck with ur hands
I love how this animation implies that a normal guy enjoying a daily walk is somehow dangerous enough for military personnel to throw a single grenade at.
It’s the logic used by Israel’s IDF.
But they throw more than grenades.
we have people on the terror watchlist crossing Bidens border , as we have seen they kill indiscriminately
Grenade attacks happen in Europe. A larger percentage of the population in Sweden is killed with grenade/explosives compare to people Killed in the USA with automatic weapons
If the personel is in the IDF, could be
It’s the epitome of British humor for sure hahah
They have a kill radius of 5 meter (15 feet) and a 5 second fuse. When they throw the grenade it’ll be airborne for about 2 seconds and if lands at your feet it gives you 3 seconds to run 15 feet to get out of the blast radius. Bottom line your chances are slim to none.
Simple :
1.garb it
2.throw
3.walk the other way like in a movie
Running is the gold standard for surviving situations. Running and screaming.
Nigerundayo!!!!
Well as long as you, as a normal person, can easily cover 4-tugga-5 meters within 1-tubba-2 seconds....then you should be good. 😂
@@Jester_The_Jynxstergood one.
Unless you get attacked by a bear lol
@@Dantheman12393 you got any other choice?
Your supposed to also cross your legs to protect arteries in your legs.
arteries? i'm more concerned about my balls
Could you expand on this? Thanks.
@@TheYoungkidcash he's trying to troll
@@kalevquigley5686 he's not, there's a lot of major arteries in your legs that can be fatal if punctured
@evannguyen5611 if a grenade lands at your feet, standing with your legs a certain way won't save you.
Everybody gangsta til the last grenade piece gets in the GYATT
I’m obsessed with this!
Randomly at 4 a.m. I am watching how to survive a grenade explosion 😂😂
It might save your life one day.
I'm watching this at 1:57 am rn
And now randomly at 4:30 am I am watching how to survive a grenade explosion. We must be in different time zones since you're comment is only 14 hours old
6:31 and I gotta be up by 8:30💀
I really don't want to brag but I watched this video at 7 a.m. and didn't sleep all night. Now I just hope that I can sleep this night.
"get down mr president!" ahh jump
DAMN "COVER 4 TAKA 5 METER'S"
🤯🤯🤯Crazy....
🤣🤣🤣
This is an everyday problem I have to deal with. Thank you.
Yet here I'm just trying to find a way to get out of this goddamn quicksand.
My friend was in the Bosnian war. He said that granades on concrete are 10X more deadly vs the soft soil because most of the granade will get absorbed by the ground.
And because it sends a shit ton of concrete shrapnel
Sure buddy.
@HaycravingHorse I'm not sure how true it is but if you think about it logically for 5 seconds then that doesn't really sound like a lie.
@@HaycravingHorse It was pretty recent, I wouldn't doubt it.
Not Bosnian war. That's incorrect.
It was Serbian war against the Bosnians and Croats. For 2 weeks against Slovenia aswell.
And then Albania and Kosovo.
All these wars were started by the Serbs.
So let's call them the SERBIAN wars.
Dogshit criminals are still roaming free.
That 4TACKA5 meters had me DYING
Your talking about the mk2 grenade, nowadays we use the m67 fragmentation grenade. A lot more, range, power and fragments....... kicking it, or running and hide behind a wall/corner is more affective
Idk, first thing pop up in my mind is kick it and jump the opposite way. 😂😂
Also thinking the same thing bruuhh😅
Yah bro 🎉 same haha
If yok kicked it it will explode bro 😅
@@killsa52not really i guess, unless its an unexploded impact grenade, becausw frag nades like the m4 are time fused
@@killsa52it'll explode either way, someone literally threw it in front of your feet
That being said, unless the grenade is literally in front of you and very close to your feet, its probably better/quicker to run the opposite way and duck
That last grenade fragment chose violence
EXTREME VIOLENCE
Thank u for guiding us
Now let’s say they have a second grenade
That grenade fragment is going to give him a prostate exam.
1. Leave the area
2. Notify supervisor
1.Tell it to stop
2.Call your lawyers
😂
1. Give it some water
2. Help it to stay hydrated
1. cry your ass out
2. call for help
3. give up it’s over now
BRO DID THE COD DOLPHIN DIVE
Normal person: lay’s on the ground
Soccer player: Kicks it at the burglar
Why was my first thought: Jump on it Captain America Style
same
It means you’re a strong person. If your first instinct is to save others you are a strong person and deserve respect for it. Most would kick it and run.
You are not alone
Easy to say that until it happens, they tried to teach us to do that at PI and most of us were like unless it's a last resort kinda thing to save your teammates then Hell Nah I am not jumping on a grenade lmao
If your buddies with you then it's a great choice
But if you are alone then it's a foolishness😂
"Four pecka five meters in 1 tebba 2 seconds." 😂
This is underrated dawg😂
Thank God, thought I had a seizure. This needs to be top comment 😂
hahahahahaha
Dude, instantly laughed reading this then had to watch it again. Good stuff
Things you can do
1. Run
2. Kick
3. Throw it very far
(If you can)
And finally, dont forget to protect the gooch 😂
I thought about kicking it back, but then a second thought came:
*"You better make sure you don't miss."*
"I won't"
darwin nunez dyin today :skull:
nah, i'd win
@@viktoriousgamingXXIhe's a great footballer, he doesn't miss
Oh shit...
They tested this in Mythbusters. Going prone you still get hit but you decrease your surface area and if you face away from the grenade most of shrapnel will hit your feet and legs.
Or gooch
@@SteelShakeyjust fucking shoot me at that point 😂
@@SteelShakey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yes but standing would get you dead 😂
@@johnhines229I’d rather just get deleted than have to deal with shrapnel in my balls and batty
My first thought was to kick it. And I still think kick it.
This guys “prone position” seems like the trajectory of that fragment could make it easier for a doctor to give him his next prostate exam.
two things you do if a grenade lands at your feet
1: Kick it
2: run the other way.
Thats what comes in my mind
Same
*kicks it against a outsticking rock, rolls my way* *dies*
Nah you straight jump, running too slow you get more pace with a quick jump than turn back and run, maybe 2-3 feet with a 1 second jump, half of a feet or maybe 1 feet if you try to run. Plus foots and legs will be exposed first if you jump head will be farter in the front
*kicks it.... Bounces back... Died*
Bro sacrificed his king 💀
Most underrated comment on YT💀
King with a crown made of skin 💀
😂😂😂
My "Expensive" well uh... Thing?
Checkmate
Geez, I can't wait to try this!!
I laughed too hard at the last part😂 poor man!
Something that happen to me every day, very useful 😊
Stay vigilant lol
"i cant sniff" floydy evaporated
Damn😂 this is going to blow up for sure😂
The way he ended up showing how it’d be if you tried throwing it 😂
Idk why I laughed so hard
"Your prone position can minimize the area exposed to the explosion"
Dang I'm a *t h i c c* boy
You know, just in case you come accross a grenade during your casual walk
I replayed the video several times because I love the way. This dude walks up to the grenade. He's so happy.
Just dont use grammar
Just like the rest of us.