[1334] Extra-Long Soviet Key Requires Extra-Long Rake

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 30. 07. 2021
  • www.covertinstruments.com

Komentáře • 3,6K

  • @amihirata
    @amihirata Před 2 lety +27840

    This is what happens when you don’t give me dimensional requirements 🤷‍♂️

    • @hawksafe
      @hawksafe Před 2 lety +870

      💀

    • @lorenbradford
      @lorenbradford Před 2 lety +366

      Hahaha!

    • @safferstihl5502
      @safferstihl5502 Před 2 lety +1134

      Dude I choked on my drink. Subscribing to you for that

    • @leightonpetty4817
      @leightonpetty4817 Před 2 lety +652

      That creation is an abomination, I love it

    • @jasper4922
      @jasper4922 Před 2 lety +591

      Shoutout to you for doing this knowing full well that LPL could make a video out of breaking into your house lol

  • @hunn20004
    @hunn20004 Před 2 lety +1476

    LpL:"I need an extra long pick"
    Engineer:
    LpL:"Now listen here smartass"

    • @Dj1Crook
      @Dj1Crook Před 2 lety +29

      I literally laughed out my drink then

    • @redstoner2006
      @redstoner2006 Před rokem +14

      @@Dj1Crook I was a bit more lucky than you, but I laughed a lot too

  • @Kr0noZ
    @Kr0noZ Před 2 lety +4260

    "I remembered I own a lockpick company" is quite the flex, but so is that engineer's mega rake xD

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 Před 2 lety +189

      Yeah, I also keep forgetting which companies I own. It's really embarrassing sometimes.

    • @MrT3a
      @MrT3a Před 2 lety +21

      Exactly the quote that got me rolling.

    • @Kackpuh
      @Kackpuh Před 2 lety +54

      @@Tjalve70 The worst thing is when you try to remember which ones you own for hours and hours just to come to the conclusion that you don't own any...

    • @ecamiran4004
      @ecamiran4004 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Kackpuh Nothing a bit of fraud and a few gullible investors can’t fix

    • @kaanvolkan6411
      @kaanvolkan6411 Před 2 lety

      Yes!!

  • @andersjjensen
    @andersjjensen Před 2 lety +1221

    "Go to the store and buy 3 cartons of milk. If they have eggs, buy 12,"
    Comes back with 12 cartons of milk.

  • @Sando1381
    @Sando1381 Před 2 lety +1340

    “…click out of seventeen, eighteen is springy. Nineteen is set, nice loud click out of twenty…”

  • @Giganotti
    @Giganotti Před 2 lety +2773

    "I need an extra-long rake."
    "Sure thing champ. Don't even worry. I got you."
    *Presents Excalibur*

    • @dirtside
      @dirtside Před 2 lety +111

      *Excaliburake

    • @HannTheftAudio
      @HannTheftAudio Před 2 lety +74

      "What the hell do you think I'm trying to do, rake the neighbors lawn from my couch?????"

    • @ArthurD
      @ArthurD Před 2 lety +26

      Nah, that thing is Flamberg sword. Quite deadly so.

    • @matthewferris9371
      @matthewferris9371 Před 2 lety +1

      I needed that laugh 😂😂😂

    • @endurofurry
      @endurofurry Před 2 lety +12

      @@HannTheftAudio naw its for picking the neighbors door from the confort of your own home

  • @electronicsNmore
    @electronicsNmore Před 2 lety +2953

    This "Extra Long" key may come in handy for your next April Fools video.

    • @dw20248
      @dw20248 Před 2 lety +4

      E

    • @sankang9425
      @sankang9425 Před 2 lety +73

      It will be a perfect match for his 18 inch Johnson

    • @seasickcaptain5249
      @seasickcaptain5249 Před 2 lety +66

      @@sankang9425 He doesn’t have an 18 inch Johnson, he has a Tiny Coq.

    • @bluelivesmatter8502
      @bluelivesmatter8502 Před 2 lety +8

      @@seasickcaptain5249 How you know, have you seen it?

    • @madadisairam2958
      @madadisairam2958 Před 2 lety +56

      @@bluelivesmatter8502 dude he showed his tiny coq to the whole world.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement Před 2 lety +365

    0:35 "When I remembered that I own a lockpick company."
    The pure power this sentence emanates is terrifying.

  • @DavinDesborough
    @DavinDesborough Před 2 lety +908

    Imagine being at home, hearing noises from the front door, and seeing 6 inches of rake poking out your lock. 😂😂

    • @ralanham76
      @ralanham76 Před 2 lety +13

      .. oo 00 OO 👀. ⚪⚪

    • @ChrisLee-yr7tz
      @ChrisLee-yr7tz Před 2 lety +42

      I'd rather not think about 6 inches poking through thanks...

    • @NiekNooijens
      @NiekNooijens Před 2 lety +4

      No 15 cm! 🙄🙄

    • @user-po8gk5rt2i
      @user-po8gk5rt2i Před 2 lety +9

      I had this type of lock and our lock had separate knob from indoors so you can lock it without actual key. And if knob was left at certain position than it couldn't be unlocked from outside even with the key.

    • @skoolboy991
      @skoolboy991 Před 2 lety

      high tier comment 😂😂

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
    @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Před 2 lety +2870

    Yep, standard engineer response. Everything is literal.

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 Před 2 lety +1

      nice pfp

    • @polarknight5376
      @polarknight5376 Před 2 lety +19

      The design monkey's paw

    • @Mmoll1990
      @Mmoll1990 Před 2 lety +45

      @@polarknight5376 More like the design "genie's wish."

    • @ericeller9165
      @ericeller9165 Před 2 lety +11

      I'm an auto tech.
      You're not telling me anything 😣😂😎

    • @docredstone461
      @docredstone461 Před 2 lety +2

      @@supercool1312 i think it's from the game prey

  • @mueckenhoeffer
    @mueckenhoeffer Před 2 lety +954

    As an engineer, I often am tempted to selectively interpret my clients' requests for "more", "bigger", "longer", "shorter", etc. Good on your mischievous engineer!

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano Před rokem +36

      I had an electronics engineer who'd infamously ask for "a, a, a thingie" while making a prototype and I'd have to figure out what he wanted. Got quite good at it, but...
      One day, I had a hidden parts tray waiting and he asked for a thingie, which was him for a 22k half watt resistor. I handed him a vidicon tube, to much universal hilarity.

    • @cate01a
      @cate01a Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@spvillano take care when googling a "vidicon tube"

  • @Quick_Fix
    @Quick_Fix Před 2 lety +396

    That extra long rake should be called the "Safe rake", since with it you can open the door of the neighbour opposite from the comfort of your own home.

    • @temptemp217
      @temptemp217 Před 2 lety +38

      "For your social distancing needs! *thumbs up* "

    • @ghe5669
      @ghe5669 Před 2 lety +17

      with that you can open neighbour's door AND yours at the same time

    • @legend1140
      @legend1140 Před rokem +9

      For when you need to open a lock but don't want a Trespassing charge

    • @russiangoose4349
      @russiangoose4349 Před rokem +5

      When you wanna rob someone but they got bovid

  • @LFPGaming
    @LFPGaming Před 2 lety +3547

    He has that *big pick energy*

  • @pablod6872
    @pablod6872 Před 2 lety +2086

    Master lock: we've devised a 50 pin padlock. Let's see that bastard LPL defeat that!
    LPL:

    • @cliffcorson4000
      @cliffcorson4000 Před 2 lety +107

      Master lock -- let him try this
      LPL -- I got a rake the likes of which God hasn't seen
      Master Lock -- Shit!

    • @daniellane9076
      @daniellane9076 Před 2 lety +87

      @@cliffcorson4000 MINE IS THE RAKE THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

    • @alp627
      @alp627 Před 2 lety +10

      @@daniellane9076 I think you mean pick :P

    • @evanstedman7405
      @evanstedman7405 Před 2 lety

      @@cliffcorson4000 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Před 2 lety +4

      lol yeah if it were a 2 foot thick padlock XD

  • @Thrillhou
    @Thrillhou Před 2 lety +274

    "Help me LPL-- I've lost my keys. I'm in Wyoming."
    LPL: "I gotchu fam."

    • @e1123581321345589144
      @e1123581321345589144 Před 2 lety +15

      I's a soviet lock so he made a rake to reach all the way to Russia

    • @temptemp217
      @temptemp217 Před 2 lety +12

      @@e1123581321345589144 The rake tears through space to reach Russia, and tears through *time* to make it Soviet.

  • @andrewales4907
    @andrewales4907 Před 2 lety +342

    As an engineer, I fully understand and would do that exact thing if someone just said "make it longer"

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Před 2 lety +23

      There's an old thing I've heard I forget where I heard it but it goes something like this, good engineers will creatively interpret what you ask of them and the more absurd of a thing they're presenting to you the more they will giggle as they present the thing.

    • @Andoxico
      @Andoxico Před 2 lety

      either that or just 1mm longer

    • @paweskarzynski8068
      @paweskarzynski8068 Před rokem +6

      Senior engineer would ask for a precise definition of longer :)

    • @sarowie
      @sarowie Před rokem +4

      @@paweskarzynski8068 and the practical engineer sends this as a prototype, allowing the customer to cut it to size and then put in the bulk order.

  • @AntaresSQ01
    @AntaresSQ01 Před 2 lety +1953

    "Not so civil engineer" **Pulls out foot long rake pick** ahahahahhahahahah

    • @wheresmyskin
      @wheresmyskin Před 2 lety +16

      I laughed at this harder than I probably should xD

    • @iceygamingrulez
      @iceygamingrulez Před 2 lety +6

      Just one lock pick full

    • @mikesmit7496
      @mikesmit7496 Před 2 lety +5

      It could come handy to a foot long lock

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Před 2 lety +6

      im pretty certain it's multiple feet long lol what a legend :D

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead Před 2 lety +2

      @@outseeker it's probably about a foot and a half to 2 ft long, it is excessive overkill for quite literally any padlock or door lock or whatever kind of lock you're going to find anywhere in the planet I'm willing to bet money on that

  • @derekbowbrick6233
    @derekbowbrick6233 Před 2 lety +989

    "That's not a rake, now this, this is a rake".

    • @magiclarry7688
      @magiclarry7688 Před 2 lety +3

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @rogerszmodis
      @rogerszmodis Před 2 lety +8

      That’s not a rake, it’s a shovel

    • @lauzhenzhoa
      @lauzhenzhoa Před 2 lety +5

      brings out gardening rake

    • @MrWacck
      @MrWacck Před 2 lety +14

      @@rogerszmodis alright alright you win. I see you've played rakey shovely before

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 Před 2 lety +1

      If arnold and sly are lockpicks

  • @StaggerOmega
    @StaggerOmega Před 2 lety +83

    When you mentioned asking the engineer for an extra long rake, I knew what you were going to get.
    At a previous job I needed a long insulated stick. One of the engineers in the lab asked how long. My mistake was saying "longer is better, do you have something?" He pulled out a 25 foot long insulated pole behind a row of lockers.

  • @jawats
    @jawats Před 2 lety +117

    I love engineers. “You said long. You didn’t specify…so I took a guess.”

  • @chaotixthefox
    @chaotixthefox Před 2 lety +3047

    LPL: Can I pick this lock?
    Soviets: Only with a rake.
    LPL: *pulls out comically long rake*

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 Před 2 lety +22

      AM imagining badger making a vídeo os that and making overkill put that on payday2

    • @Kromaatikse
      @Kromaatikse Před 2 lety +36

      In Soviet Russia, lock picks you!

    • @diogosousa7698
      @diogosousa7698 Před 2 lety +12

      @@Kromaatikse u just need to say i have vodka the lock Will Open and say welcome

    • @HentaiNat
      @HentaiNat Před 2 lety +21

      Only a rakeful

    • @Thrillhou
      @Thrillhou Před 2 lety +25

      Fun fact-- the US dropped massively oversized condoms over the soviet block (and east Germany in particular) as a "care package" and labeled them "medium" to demoralize the soviets during the cold War.

  • @ZealotPewPewPew
    @ZealotPewPewPew Před 2 lety +292

    "Then I remembered I owned a lockpick company"
    Shocking twist!

  • @rokorokero
    @rokorokero Před 2 lety +97

    Dear LPL, give that "not so civil engineer" my sincere congratulations and a pay rise

  • @allfather885
    @allfather885 Před 2 lety +18

    The shit-eating grin on that engineer’s face when he dropped that off must have been hysterical.

  • @Santibag
    @Santibag Před 2 lety +823

    The engineer pulled an epic variant of "instructions unclear" on you.

    • @Unkanow
      @Unkanow Před 2 lety +5

      Task failed successfully.

  • @iRaphahell
    @iRaphahell Před 2 lety +4176

    This is something that I'd expect Mr Bean to pull out of his costume

  • @Bshwag
    @Bshwag Před 2 lety +33

    Imagine that lock in your door. You're just sitting there and hear a strange scraping at the door, look and see that coming through the lock.

  • @RhinoBarbarian
    @RhinoBarbarian Před 2 lety +71

    *LPL:* I need an extra long rake.
    *TheNotSoCivilEngr:* Best I can do is a Flamberge.

  • @robertdrouin2054
    @robertdrouin2054 Před 2 lety +2617

    The lock was entertaining. The lockpicks were much more so.

    • @whoisbelowmenoone157
      @whoisbelowmenoone157 Před 2 lety

      first

    • @Karl_Kampfwagen
      @Karl_Kampfwagen Před 2 lety +1

      1000% agree

    • @penguins9645
      @penguins9645 Před 2 lety +5

      I completely lost it when he pulled out that ridiculous rake. I still have the video paused at 0:49 trying to keep it together. That was amazing

  • @anonymouse9105
    @anonymouse9105 Před 2 lety +794

    LPL: "I need an extra long rake."
    Engineer: "This should hold you for awhile."

    • @VFink-qt2pt
      @VFink-qt2pt Před 2 lety +2

      This would be sth for me. Never picked a lock but I am sure I would snap the rake. With this one I could just continue.

    • @deanharrysmith718
      @deanharrysmith718 Před 2 lety +15

      Once when I was 16 and in my first job I was sent to supplies to get a few things like pencils,paper and also a long weight. I sat there for 3 hours until they let me in on the joke

    • @PilotTed
      @PilotTed Před 2 lety +8

      @@deanharrysmith718 Fuck took me until me second read to understand that, lol.

  • @charlescox290
    @charlescox290 Před 2 lety +23

    Sounds like an engineer after my own heart. They did fulfill the exact specs sent to them.

  • @lllIIIlIllIIll
    @lllIIIlIllIIll Před 2 lety +16

    I was literally wheezing when you actually pulled that stupidly long waverake on the table

  • @angryhob0z
    @angryhob0z Před 2 lety +977

    I heard the smile on LPL's face when he used the Giga-rake 😂

    • @nowhereman6360
      @nowhereman6360 Před 2 lety +16

      A rake to rule them all. ;)

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 Před 2 lety +3

      sounds like a good band

    • @toine512fr
      @toine512fr Před 2 lety +2

      That has to be its official name!

    • @ljaworski88
      @ljaworski88 Před 2 lety +15

      Your rake vs the rake she tells you not to worry about

    • @ScottBub
      @ScottBub Před 2 lety +2

      Ha! Giga-rake! I love it!

  • @ZanielGa_
    @ZanielGa_ Před 2 lety +122

    I did miss a: "We will be selling these extra long picks at covertinstruments." Who wouldn't want a footlong rake.

  • @ScottTancock
    @ScottTancock Před 2 lety +64

    Extra-long wave rake: for when you need to pick open a tank's shell loading hatch from the other end of the barrel.

  • @mariemacfhionghuin11
    @mariemacfhionghuin11 Před 2 lety +12

    "Hey, I need an extra long rake for an extra long lock."
    "Aight, I gotchu brother, foot and a half long enough?"

  • @diogosousa7698
    @diogosousa7698 Před 2 lety +663

    LPL: I need a bigger One
    Engineer: how long?
    LPL: *No answer*
    Engineer: okay lets just make a excalibur so he cannot complain i made it too short

    • @sarowie
      @sarowie Před rokem +13

      "if you can pull this rake out of this stone shaped lock, you will become king of locksalot"

    • @Mt_BT
      @Mt_BT Před 11 měsíci +3

      Rakecalibur

  • @surazal9377
    @surazal9377 Před 2 lety +170

    "Exceeding the goal is always better than missing it by 3/10ths of an inch."
    - Every Engineer Ever

    • @elijahwatson8119
      @elijahwatson8119 Před 2 lety +39

      "Exceeding the goal is always better than missing it by 7.62 millimeters.
      -Engineer outside of the US

    • @crowaust
      @crowaust Před 2 lety +13

      Historically it has been easier to remove/cut down parts of a tool than to add parts to one, this is the main reason to oversize anything.

    • @brianfackrell4139
      @brianfackrell4139 Před 2 lety +6

      Pulling to much wire is better than not enough. Said every electrician. Scrap copper is $3.75lb.

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Před 2 lety +1

      I mean, not the ones who use real scientific useful measurements, ie all of them outside and plenty inside the US

    • @andy4an
      @andy4an Před 2 lety +1

      in my work, missing the mark by a bit is way better than massively exceeding it. oversized equipment wastes a lot of energy

  • @DDDloki
    @DDDloki Před 2 lety +31

    "I own a lock pick company"
    Or otherwise known as the thieves guild

  • @TeraMrByte
    @TeraMrByte Před 2 lety +8

    Imagine being at home and you see that comically sized rake going thorough your door lock

  • @Nickesponja
    @Nickesponja Před 2 lety +575

    "There's no way that rake is real, he must've edited the thumbnail"
    Never have I been so happy of being wrong

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 2 lety +20

      you should know one thing about our LPL, he never, _never_ clickbaits (except april fools)

    • @dubz5149
      @dubz5149 Před 2 lety +6

      I totally missed that in the thumbnail. Added surprise and laughter when watching, though! 😂

    • @Bubben246
      @Bubben246 Před 2 lety +4

      @@pvic6959 Not even then; all of those episodes (excepting perhaps his ex-girlfriend's back door) were totally legit.

  • @MikuJess
    @MikuJess Před 2 lety +1225

    Everyone else: talking about the giant rake (and rightfully so)
    Me: hey, this lock has built-in "so you can see it isn't a fluke" functionality!

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Před 2 lety +29

      A lot of third world countries use locks like this. I know we did in Columbia and Brazil, and my Russian friends have said that this is a common security feature.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura Před 2 lety +4

      a n i m e
      n
      i
      m
      e

    • @euphoriangold3677
      @euphoriangold3677 Před 2 lety +12

      @@KokoroKatsura
      D e p r e s s i o n
      E
      P
      R
      E
      S
      S
      I
      O
      N

    • @muh1h1
      @muh1h1 Před 2 lety +19

      Not just third world countries, but also pretty much every songe german door. I'd image most doors in europe work like this.

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Před 2 lety +16

      @@muh1h1 so basically any country where we actually think about security right?

  • @DWish808
    @DWish808 Před 2 lety +7

    That freakin' long rake cracked me up. I know he was laughing while making it.

  • @MyAltdraco
    @MyAltdraco Před 2 lety +24

    Haha, I love your engineer. It's always so tempting to give people the literal result of what they asked for. Specifics are good! It's nice to see the good humor, must be a good place to work!

  • @DK-Design
    @DK-Design Před 2 lety +392

    My boss has learned that when he asked for something to be modeled and I start to grin he quickly tarts giving me ballpark dimensions. 30-something R&D tech with a big 3D printer here.

    • @ash_lewis
      @ash_lewis Před 2 lety +4

      I am a beginning mechanical engineer that is often handed a physical object and asked to make a model that is slightly modified as well as simplified in features, and I make the model either have the exact same features (plus the requested ones) or have more.

    • @DK-Design
      @DK-Design Před 2 lety +1

      @@ash_lewis biggest difference switching from hobby modeling to production design has been the use of existing part SKUs. Problem is or department just got off the ground here in the US and our overseas parent company will not release all existing part files. I catch myself doing that same thing all the time...

    • @jayspeidell
      @jayspeidell Před 2 lety +4

      If you've got a massive printer bed you really do have to use it from time to time.

    • @highpath4776
      @highpath4776 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ash_lewis what you will find in patents are features that do nothing to functionality, but are copy traps for others (same in contracts, maps, dictionaries , and even errors in painting and printed fabrics

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI Před 2 lety +456

    When the custom rake is longer than an episode that features Master Lock.

    • @davemoon8206
      @davemoon8206 Před 2 lety +6

      Even though it's cheaper it has more value than Master Lock ..locks

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Před 2 lety +2

      shots fired

  • @mechm1nd
    @mechm1nd Před 2 lety +74

    LPL: I need extra long rake
    Neo: I need a lot of guns
    Competent specialists they rely on: *smashing CTRL-V like no tomorrow*

  • @theblondemage2216
    @theblondemage2216 Před 2 lety +9

    "then i remembered that i own a lockpick company" he's just showing off now lmao

  • @tonythepwny
    @tonythepwny Před 2 lety +561

    The "One Stroke Rake" is possibly the best thing I've seen yet.

  • @WreckinPoints11
    @WreckinPoints11 Před 2 lety +577

    “My longest rake is 3 inches long!”
    LPL: *_ROOKIE NUMBERS_*

    • @AustinoM
      @AustinoM Před 2 lety +1

      Inexcusable

    • @Blakgarde
      @Blakgarde Před 2 lety +12

      ... Look, if GrayStillPlays and LPL meet, I don't want to know what'll happen to the StuffMadeHere lock. I suspect fissile material will be involved somewhere.

    • @troIIdier
      @troIIdier Před 2 lety +4

      @@Blakgarde If by "fissile material" you mean "I made this Ramset fire at 100 million times lightspeed, shot this lock, and killed the planet" then yeah that checks out

    • @electrifiedbathbomb7383
      @electrifiedbathbomb7383 Před 2 lety

      Well guess he’s going to have fun with that next april fools
      I imagine him just bringing a half a meter long lock to the table

    • @bradcalton6447
      @bradcalton6447 Před 2 lety +1

      If I start watching one of lpls videos and the first thing I hear is alright I'm running

  • @dranoklvl99
    @dranoklvl99 Před 2 lety +6

    The task “create an extra long lock pick” the engineer “HE DIDNT SAY HOW BIG IT HAD TO BE!”

  • @geoffrundlett1697
    @geoffrundlett1697 Před 2 lety +9

    "LPL has the longest tool ever seen."
    April 1 2022 probably

  • @LPCliftonMusic
    @LPCliftonMusic Před 2 lety +168

    The extra long wave rake for when you need to pick your neighbor’s door open but it’s 97° with 87% humidity and don’t want to get out of the pool.

  • @ml9867
    @ml9867 Před 2 lety +113

    This has the lengthy tools needed for an April Fool's Video.

  • @User_Un_Friendly
    @User_Un_Friendly Před 2 lety +13

    Unnamed Engineer: The size doesn’t matter, it’s how you use it.
    LPL: 🤣🤣🤣

    • @McOldwolf
      @McOldwolf Před 2 lety

      As we learned in this video... size does matter ;) If it's to short, you won't feel the satisfaction

  • @daneerickson8796
    @daneerickson8796 Před 2 lety +3

    this mans comedic delivery is flawless. I love the normal picking, but when it comes to humor he is amazing.

  • @Franzyd
    @Franzyd Před 2 lety +298

    "Ay dog you open some locks?"
    "Only a rakefull"
    *Pulls out comically large rake*

    • @lucajohnen6719
      @lucajohnen6719 Před 2 lety +7

      I was looking for this and I didn't get disappointed

    • @IzumiOS
      @IzumiOS Před 2 lety +1

      Comedy gold

    • @enzoqueijao
      @enzoqueijao Před 2 lety +1

      NotSoCivilEngr is a comedy genius

    • @ferdinand12390
      @ferdinand12390 Před 2 lety

      This is something I would see in a Leslie Nielsen movie

  • @enigmaticx326
    @enigmaticx326 Před 2 lety +97

    Imagine being on the other side of the door and seeing the extra long rake pop out of the key way.

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Před 2 lety +5

      lol u hear a noise and u try to peek thru the keyway >.< oww

    • @myparceltape1169
      @myparceltape1169 Před 2 lety +2

      Do you think that the key is so long as it is because also operates on the lock inside the house at the same time it fits the pins on the outside ?

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Před 2 lety +1

      @@myparceltape1169 if you had this particular lock on your house, then yes i'm pretty sure he said that was the case :)

  • @michaelwolff305
    @michaelwolff305 Před 2 lety +4

    This is one of my favorites because of the humor on the extra long pick.

  • @southaussiegarbo2054
    @southaussiegarbo2054 Před 2 lety +46

    Lpl "so I emailed our engineer and said I needed an extra long rake"
    And hour later he presented me with this monstrosity with a genius smile.
    pulls out 3 foot long rake 😂

    • @wizewizard1840
      @wizewizard1840 Před rokem +1

      thank you for recapping that, I totally missed this when I watched the video if you hadn't wrote that comment

    • @southaussiegarbo2054
      @southaussiegarbo2054 Před rokem

      @@wizewizard1840 lol hello mr sarcastic"

  • @crunglemcbungley
    @crunglemcbungley Před 2 lety +429

    I love that the Extra Long Rake doesn't even fit on the frame at most points. When are you selling it

    • @mclason6338
      @mclason6338 Před 2 lety +6

      Welp, now LPL knows what he can sell as a fund raiser should he need to.

    • @PanthereaLeonis
      @PanthereaLeonis Před 2 lety +26

      I mean, it's not practical, but why not have a comically huge novelty item designed by a bored, under-instructed engineer?

    • @Raterex
      @Raterex Před 2 lety +4

      @@PanthereaLeonis Define practical ^^

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 Před 2 lety +111

    This is the ultimate combination of "One more time in case it was a fluke." and "Lets BAAY-BLAAADE!"

    • @KaityKat117
      @KaityKat117 Před 2 lety +4

      Let it rip!

    • @ImVeryMuchBored
      @ImVeryMuchBored Před 2 lety +1

      glad I'm not the only person with that train of thought lol

    • @reijigamer
      @reijigamer Před 2 lety +1

      I also thought of Beyblade when I saw that rake.

    • @TeraunceFoaloke
      @TeraunceFoaloke Před 2 lety +1

      came back, saw this, fell over laughing on my bed.

  • @danielobrien9536
    @danielobrien9536 Před 2 lety +2

    That extra long lock pick was classic. Good on that man for pulling that prank.

  • @jabeavers
    @jabeavers Před 2 lety +6

    My family and I loved the extra-long pick. We laughed for, at least, a minute straight!!!!!

  • @TopOfLobby
    @TopOfLobby Před 2 lety +76

    Imagine being on the other side of the door and seeing that stick through 😂

    • @Infgator
      @Infgator Před 2 lety +4

      Imagine getting attracted by strange noise at the door and looking through the keyhole in this moment 😮

    • @alexs5814
      @alexs5814 Před 2 lety +2

      What are you doing Step-LPL?

  • @jimos1570
    @jimos1570 Před 2 lety +57

    Imagine sitting on your couch watching a movie and casually seeing an enormous rake get through the lock inside your house and begin click things

  • @terratanque9586
    @terratanque9586 Před 2 lety +5

    GDI LPL I spit my water out when you bust out that “extra long guy” 😂

  • @paweskarzynski8068
    @paweskarzynski8068 Před rokem +3

    I almost died laughing with that extremely long rake and "I need to be more specific" :D
    That lady deserves a bonus for making sure the boss' need is satisfied :D

  • @user-ts9bz1jo4b
    @user-ts9bz1jo4b Před 2 lety +162

    Now he can pick locks with 2 meter distance as covid restrictions require

  • @charlieparsons4967
    @charlieparsons4967 Před 2 lety +48

    I would love to see more locks picked with the extra-long rake. That unnamed engineer has created an undeniably comical masterpiece.

  • @Tired_Boi_
    @Tired_Boi_ Před 2 lety +3

    LPL: "I need an extra long pick"
    Engineer: "hold my beer"

  • @sprint48219
    @sprint48219 Před 2 lety +4

    The relationships are interesting it’s always nice to know where my money is actually going

  • @AbdelmajidZahmoul
    @AbdelmajidZahmoul Před 2 lety +292

    I can only imagine his face when he was presented with that "extra long" rake xD

    • @utagoalie
      @utagoalie Před 2 lety +21

      Have to imagine his face in any situation. Never seen it.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před 2 lety +2

      "Ah. I see it."

    • @patriograysmark6328
      @patriograysmark6328 Před 2 lety +3

      Imagine LPL's hands, see also; remote / socially distanced method

    • @hmspain52
      @hmspain52 Před 2 lety +1

      Suitable for framing! LOL

  • @raijinmeister
    @raijinmeister Před 2 lety +141

    You can feel the smile on LPL as he shows his "little friend".

  • @derFagottistZockt
    @derFagottistZockt Před 2 lety +2

    By far the most entertaining lockpicking video so far 😂 thanks!

  • @sxyphyx542
    @sxyphyx542 Před rokem

    Dude ,the "along with a mischievous smile" kill me, the best of the best

  • @aladin4904
    @aladin4904 Před 2 lety +94

    "So I emailed my not so civil engineer" had me dead.

  • @Altinos
    @Altinos Před 2 lety +215

    As a software engineer, I sympathize with those given vague requirements and then being expected to read minds. Be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it.

    • @dragancrnogorac3851
      @dragancrnogorac3851 Před 2 lety +5

      I just wanted to get some head shots in CS GOO... Not co completely obliterate everyone instantly when they show up in line of sight

    • @jonasaman9104
      @jonasaman9104 Před 2 lety +4

      guess that software engineer is another name for a mindreader with programing skills :)

    • @NotMyActualName_
      @NotMyActualName_ Před 2 lety +4

      Software engineers sometimes forget they're allowed to ask clarifying questions and just go ahead and build something based on assumptions.

    • @AlienValkyrie
      @AlienValkyrie Před 2 lety +13

      @@NotMyActualName_ True, but customers oftentimes think the role of a product owner (or any comparable position that's supposed to answer those clarifying questions) can be fulfilled by checking your e-mails once a week, then discussing the question in a meeting, and finally answering the question eleven days after it was asked.

    • @Altinos
      @Altinos Před 2 lety +13

      @@NotMyActualName_ "Make me software." What kind of software? "Good software." Define good. "You know, useful stuff. Something that will sell well." What should it do? "It should work and never crash."🤦‍♂️

  • @percival3068
    @percival3068 Před 2 lety

    dear engineer that had the idea for the EXTRA long one, i love you and you deserve everything good

  • @brucepreston3927
    @brucepreston3927 Před 2 lety +1

    Who knew lockpicking could be so entertaining...I have gone on a long binge of LPL vids!!!

  • @IceFire2050
    @IceFire2050 Před 2 lety +72

    LPL: I need an Extra Long Rake
    Engineer: Here you go
    LPL: Now listen here you little shit

  • @dexterhaxxor
    @dexterhaxxor Před 2 lety +188

    "It's unusual because it takes 3 full turns to open"
    That'sliterally every apartment or house lock here in Czechia, Slovakia and others.

    • @netking66
      @netking66 Před 2 lety +37

      And Western Europe. Double throw deadbolts needing two turns are quite common. Then half a turn to retract the latch bolt. A popular Italian rimlock has five round bolts. Four are deadlocking and the fifth is a latch bolt.

    • @angrypotato_fz
      @angrypotato_fz Před 2 lety +19

      And Poland!
      I wish LPL spent a year or so living in different parts of Europe (and rest of the world!) and got to know the locks outside USA more :)

    • @johnpaulvanson5170
      @johnpaulvanson5170 Před 2 lety +15

      Yep, Bulgaria, too. My wife didn't even know our locks were like that until I started fully engaging them to her annoyance until she figured out what I was doing.

    • @EvilTim1911
      @EvilTim1911 Před 2 lety +9

      Most locks are like that here in ex-Yugoslavia countries too. My door actually also has a type of lock/key I've yet to see LPL feature and I don't know how one would even begin picking it, so I'd be curious to see LPL handle it in 30 seconds.

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost Před 2 lety +3

      Same in Germany.

  • @nosoupforyouever15
    @nosoupforyouever15 Před 2 lety +1

    Give him a raise or something for having a good sense of humor

  • @docox27
    @docox27 Před 2 lety

    This is why I enjoy this channel and keep coming back for more.

  • @bigyin396
    @bigyin396 Před 2 lety +134

    The extra long rake. For when you need to pick a lock over someone's shoulder. Now you need the extra long turning tool in a sort of S shape so you can tension the lock from far away as well

    • @Rjciralli
      @Rjciralli Před 2 lety

      That, I would definitely want to see…

    • @theranter
      @theranter Před 2 lety +2

      He could sell a set and call it the “Long Range Edition”
      😂

    • @AlphaSaber
      @AlphaSaber Před 2 lety +1

      Now he needs to get or have a lock made for the extra long rake.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura Před 2 lety

      A N I M E
      N
      I
      M
      E

    • @LarixusSnydes
      @LarixusSnydes Před 2 lety +1

      Probably to defuse a bomb or so.

  • @sdinnz
    @sdinnz Před 2 lety +100

    As an engineer I haven't stopped laughing for 10 minutes!

    • @joseywales3789
      @joseywales3789 Před 2 lety +9

      I served as a Submariner and I was told by my Boss that the Bubble in the clinometer (curved spirit level to indicate angles of rise and dive) was to big and he needed a new one. I knew that it was obviously a "wind up" but I played along with it. Off I went to track down a "bubble" and I certainly spent some time and effort to ensure that I did a good job. I found a small cardboard stores box and filled it with Cosmoline paper, I then found large bubble wrap and cut out a single bubble, I finally found a syringe and blunt needle, still in their packages. I put everything into the box neatly wrapped in the Cosmoline paper but the icing on the cake was when I managed to get the stores manager to type me out a sticker with the title "Bubble Clinometer, x1, NSN 000 000 000 1" and proudly stuck it to the box! It was lunchtime when the Boss came into the Mess to find out if I'd got the Bubble for the Clinometer and the Mess was packed. In a very loud voice, he asked me if I had found a new bubble, imagine his suprise when I said "YES!" and presented him with the box......the joke was on him! but he took it well and later congratulated me on my ingenuity. It seemed that he'd shown the box to the whole of the crew because they all became part of the joke. It's good to laugh!

    • @davidlamb369
      @davidlamb369 Před 2 lety +5

      I'm an electrical engineer and found that incredibly long rake to be hilarious. Over the years, I have dealt with many dimensional constraint issues (mechanical and civil). That rake as Lock Picking Lawyer has just showed us proves how important dimensional requirements can be despite being infinitely annoying at times.

    • @outseeker
      @outseeker Před 2 lety +1

      as an unemployed person i also found it amusing :)

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 Před 2 lety +1

      Also Submariner.
      Clinometer bubble is epic.
      Other pointless tasks: Feed the shaft seals. Fetch some waterline. Also shoreline. Flagpole key. Bandage the oxygen bleed.
      There isn't a bubblehead alive that won't laugh at the Giga-Rake. Not even my last COB.

    • @joseywales3789
      @joseywales3789 Před 2 lety +2

      @@lairdcummings9092, two tins of Tartan Paint, a box of sky hooks and get me a "Long Stand" from stores.....5 hours later.......!

  • @torbergqvist8151
    @torbergqvist8151 Před rokem +1

    The comically long rake killed me

  • @kenconify
    @kenconify Před 2 lety

    So cool to see stuff from the subreddit here! I saw a pic of this thing a few days ago never thought I’d actually see it in action

  • @Wizzkidwas
    @Wizzkidwas Před 2 lety +67

    "Hey, can I pick some locks?"
    "Only as many as you can fit on your rake"
    (*PULLS OUT COMICALLY LARGE RAKE*)

  • @dgpkira9440
    @dgpkira9440 Před 2 lety +50

    "I need an extra long rake"
    Cue malicious compliance...
    That would 100% be me lol

  • @icecap500
    @icecap500 Před 2 lety +1

    Clearly your company technician have a wicked sense of humor! Love it!
    And love your channel, it's a subject that I'm fond of but never really has gone into - yet... maybe some day...

  • @mumblbeebee6546
    @mumblbeebee6546 Před 8 měsíci

    You certainly proved that your hiring process is well tuned! Nice team!

  • @hwalefgo
    @hwalefgo Před 2 lety +102

    you've heard of comically large spoon. now get ready for comically large rake

  • @Granhier
    @Granhier Před 2 lety +41

    I suggest naming that rake "The Swordfish"

  • @mattjenn
    @mattjenn Před rokem

    Ahhhh, that's great! Had a work order one time to level a hoist. The mount had settled over time causing it to tilt and the hoist always ran down to the far end. The work order said "hoist isn't plum." So, we spray painted the whole thing plum purple and signed off on it. The engineer wasn't happy but.....those are the good times.

  • @DrakoCrowley
    @DrakoCrowley Před rokem +1

    Hats off to The Not So Civil Engineer. It's not often you get one up on the LPL.

  • @jokalary
    @jokalary Před 2 lety +26

    I don't know who that person is that made that rake, but I feel like they deserve a raise for that.

  • @IgnavumFortuna
    @IgnavumFortuna Před 2 lety +194

    now that is a power move if I've ever seen one.

    • @eichen97
      @eichen97 Před 2 lety +1

      nonononono, the REAL power move was to actually USE IT and opening the lock with it on the first try without any hesitation at all.

  • @JohnSmith-wj2wd
    @JohnSmith-wj2wd Před 2 lety

    Any other CZcamsr would have photoshopped that foot long pick as a poor clickbait attempt. Props for actually featuring it!

  • @justsomeguy8062
    @justsomeguy8062 Před 2 lety +1

    The humor of an engineer can be beautiful thing sometimes 😆😆