Attention all Touhou Gamers
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- čas přidán 19. 10. 2018
- Attention all Touhou gamers: Reimu Hakurei is in great trouble and she needs your help to wipe out the youkai at the Youkai Mountain, but to do this she needs Fantasy Heaven and a couple of bottles of sake. To help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to donate to her shrine. But, you gotta be quick, so Reimu Hakurei can save Gensokyo and achieve the epic youkai genocide!
- Komedie
Yoki.
epic YOKEEH genocide
Yoki
But how?
This seems trustworthy
And a couple of bottles of saki.
This man probably isn't even questioning these scripts anymore. He's like "ok, something about yokis and some shrine maiden committing genocide. sure, alright..."
Hey, money is money right?
Main character plot for Reimu Hakurei : in every Touhou games, she needed a lot of sake.
@@darkritetsuiho519 Sahki*
Lmao
at this point he wouldnt be surprised if someone saw him on the street and said HEY THATS THE GUY WHO ASKS FOR CREDIT CARDS! IM A BIG FAN
*EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE*
My sides have achieved escape velocity.
Same dude. I barely even know the game that well but hearing that was hilarious.
@@cksupreme just add the whole part of girls railing bullets into each other, and this video is accurate.
That sums up Touhou...
I can't breathe
@@yozora2246 you might want to call an EMS...
? No le entiendi
*epic yoki genocide*
"Genocide is just another game..." -Yuuka Kazami 1998
Just Undertale Genocide route in a nutshell XD
It’s a numbers game. Reduce their numbers to zero and you win!
I tried it in real life but I’m now a “war criminal” or something.
@@messiahofthefunny8453 i dunno, maybe a bug. i hope it gets patched soon
Well at least he pronounced Touhou correctly
two who
And Sake
TWOWHOMST
2hu
@@Sayo_Toshimoto lol no
damn yokis
Yoki Lives matter too!!!!!
hi there woolen i love your vids
may the 2huu goddesses bless you on this day
ps wheres the part 2 spy guide coming out
when th17 releases
hi woolen! :3
Wzzup woolen sleevelet
my money went away, is reimu okay?
she is appreciating your (in)voluntary donations.
1000th like
A murderer shrine maiden.
Kill a innocent youkai guy.
hellatze
Only in that one non-canon manga though.
Bryan Merrill The mangas are all canon, but Fortune Teller was anything but innocent.
Knowing Reimu, I wouldn’t be surprised if she made this message herself to try and get donation money.
All part of the plan
444 👍
xDDDDD
Exacly xD
Jokes on them, we don't have creditcards in Gensokyo.
Outsiders just need to forget about their credit card so it turn into a yoki
WE XDDDDDDDDDD
*TAISHI-SAMA HAS SPOKEN*
if credit cards arent real then where did my money go to then. checkmate yokis
ensokyo*
Everyone talking about Yoki when I'm still wondering about Ensokyo
Ensokyo is the land inside a barrier created by Yukeri Akumo
Euchre-y Akumo, that is.
Ensokyo is the city at the end of the game.
now this...this is yoki
I love you
dear god.....
Clever
WHY CANT I ESCAPE YOU
So this...is the power...of anime...
-Pronounces her name perfectly
-Can't pronounce "Youkai" or "Sake"
Twas done on purpose for lulz
"Pronounces her name perfectly"
"perfectly"
Raymoo Hakuray
Sure, there's a bit of an accent, but that's different.
Point is, he didn't say "Reemoo," which I _have_ heard before.
Well, I can't pronounce Mega Flygon.
@@aapzehrsteurer9000 well yeah i’m pretty sure thats how you pronounce it
Ok
So basically, im yoki
_Plays the first four notes of Megalovania_
god fucking dammit
Do u need some saki too?
no i'm yoki
don't ruin the 888 likes brah
I'm just impressed somebody got him to do this for the Touhou series, That must be a really devoted an to get this to happen
He did it for fortnite, where else would he appear but here?
He did it for ddlc, of course people got him to do this
Can't wait for the DDLC sequel, Yoki Yoki Literature Club
@Koga as we kniw, yokai means demons
we need a touhou doom mod
NOW
@@God-ch8lq WE MUST ACHIEVE THAT FOR THE SAKE OF ĞØĐ AND HUMANITY
Yoki Yoki Epic Genocide Club
I am in t e a r s
someone plz make a ddlc mod that has touhou characters over the og ones
Yoki of the Yoki Mountain
I'm telling you, those YOKI'S nothing but trouble...!
Hey I love your videos 😊
R.I.P. Youki Konpaku
Youki died thousands of years before Reimu was born lol
God fucking damnit.
Dont make me cry like that ever again please.
Only true Touhou fans know:
NAAAAANIIIIIIIIII?????
Welp... that's how he died apparently.
Youki as in, Konpaku Youki, Youmu's predescesor?
Man, he went into seclusion just to then come back and cause an incident so huge Reimu needs money for it huh
Kooby aight, that makes sense. So basically he literally built a fkin mountain in his seclusion?
Youki is the strongest
d a d
it's youkai but poorly said
@@spookymas5431 its a joke
Gamers rise up with raymoo hackaray for the epic yoki genocide
Chris DaPancreas i cant breathe 😂
ah yes
raymoo hackaray
reimu da hacker B)
I wouldn't give my credit card so John Wick could get an epic Victory Royale.
I wouldn't give my credit card so Heavy could steal the enemy's intelligence.
I wouldn't give my credit card so Giorno could defeat Diavolo, even if Black Sabbath would give me two paths.
But when Reimu needs my help to commit an epic Yoki genocide? Count me and my mother's, father's, uncle's and grandparent's credit cards the fuck in.
I would give my credit card to fund the production of Heavy's sandwiches. I do agree on your point tough; Just get XxxScot_proxxX to do it for you
Who the heck is this guy, where do you send him cash to do these marvelous things??
give me ur credit card number, the three digits on the back and the expiration date and ill send him
Wow maxbox and woolen sleevelet
200% RAD
Yeah he was banned from fiverr because they don't know the difference between a joke and a scam.
Machi He on Patreon now.
Epic, let me grab my mum's credit card
We have achieved peek touhou meme evolution
We went from impact font to paying people for shitposts.
Humor truly is evolving.
Sorry Reimu, spent all my money on John Wick. I hope Reimu will be okay.
whatdoyoumeme I see what you did there
If ea Owned Touhou
I can’t believe this absolute madman did Touhou
Yoki Mountain~ Mysterious Mountain
Yoki legit sounds like a slur and its fucking hilarious!
anything for you, reimu.
Touhou 18.5:YOKI☯ 𝓶𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷
I thought he was going to say that we need to give a small 'donation' to the Hakurei shrine to save Reimu
Reimu is too powerful
Words can not explain how hard i am laughing right now. Godlike Meme right here
Quit slacking off before Shikieiki finds you and lectures you again.
I think it's the 300th time I've come to watch this video and every time I laugh like it's the first time
Voiceoverpete is the gift that keeps on giving.
*HEY BOO-BOO, LET'S HAVE A NIICE SNACK AT THE YOGI MOUNTAIN*
Ensokyo my beloved
take a shot everytime you hear yoki in the comments
redline *dies*
It's been four years. Did Reimu win?
creo que si
Just add some moving, flashing impact text and some word bubbles and you could have one hell of a late-night ad.
I like this so much. I keep coming back to this every hour since I discovered the video yesterday. I'm glad this was created.
why didnt they recommend me this 4 years ago
This. This is art.
“The epic yoki genicide”
0-0
Reimu no! Genocide isn't the answer!
That must be some expensive sake... It maxed out both my parents cards... Hope she's ok!
A couple bottles of Saki... in other words, glue?
I can't stop smiling at this. My face hurts.
Help.
-Yoki-
This got re-recommended to me 2 years later. I don't even remember commenting on this. lol
Thanks, CZcams, for reblessing my home page. o/
Yoki Mountain,
Hooman Village,
Welcome to Gensokyo
*Ensokyo
I know I’m two years late but why is this so fucking funne
Last second of the video has some heavy Morshu energy.
*hands car keys credit card and pretty much everything I own*
Can I join the Cult of nep nep?
Yoki Yoki Genocide Club
“Wipe out yoki in yoki mountain” uuuuuuh
Damned Yokis.They always cause trouble.
... i'm from the Moriya shine
Perish, dirty heathen
Moriya Shrine is best
I'm not a Touhou fan but this is gold
"Bottle of saki"
Ah yes, saki yoshida, my favorite drink
i never thought i see this guy again
Everyone talks about yoki
But I am pretty sure the g in Gensokyo is not silent.
Hah not fooling me this time, besides i gave my money to the TF2 Heavy.
Bonnie I. Inaba ah, a fellow g a m e r
You did what?
>Hears the IN Reimu boss background music.
>Vietnam flashbacks initiate.
dont remind me
Y O K I
Reimu asking for your credit card
You know that’s actually quite in character and I love it
The yoki mountain
Yes, we need to destroy bad monsters. And most of all, donate some moneys to a broke maiden
Why does Reimu want to kill Youmu's mentor so much
i love this fandom
Saki bottles must be quite powerfull...
I like how he says "youkai"
Wipe out Youki? Yuyuko is going to destroy you for trying to kill her lover.
Translation:attention reimu want donation
CRAP I NEED TO HELP HER
You know he actually requests an mp3 of a hard to pronounce word before recording but I guess you skipped that step.... Thank you
Uses Super Nova on to kill all youkai.
except Alice
Alice needs to be protected
LinieEber lewded*
Razan Ar she is mine
@@RazanAr51 No she is precious
Except she went deeper into shovel hell
I've never played these games but when he said "and a couple bottles of saki" I felt that.
Reimu is in trouble???!!!!!
This is Gold!
Ok now this is EPIC
And a couple of bottles of Saki.
She needs donations via credit card
I love this guy.
im weeping
I needed this in my life
I’m so happy my money will help Reimu achieve the yoki genocide
Remuuu Hakaray
I’m dying
epic yo(ū)k(a)i genocide sound like player is in Lunatic mode
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
At this point, I’m really curious about how much money he’s making of this meme.
*We're abusing this poor man*
"This is epic yoki moment"
-Reimu, 2018
Just another normal day in Gensokyo
Come on you guys! Let’s save Ensokyo from those damn yoki!
I'm not paying for alcohol addiction
Wherever i go.
I see his face
This is good.
Also, made me rewatch my entire touhou playlist. ESPECIALY Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness
IM DEADDDD LMAO I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD DO TOUHOU
Me either
Help plz plz!!!
Give your credit card plz plz ( no scem I promise)