How I met Kim Kardashian

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  • čas přidán 26. 08. 2024

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  • @angelicatorres3641
    @angelicatorres3641 Před 8 lety +2081

    "She has a think for black guys"
    Now looking here she's married to Kanye

  • @tigranmamikonyan5124
    @tigranmamikonyan5124 Před 8 lety +891

    If things changed, shoes wouldn't be called "Yeezys", they would be called "Swoozies" 😂

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna Před 6 lety +170

    That Zelda part really actually made me respect Kim more.

  • @shingrandfather
    @shingrandfather Před 8 lety +573

    Imagine if swoozie was in Kanye's place right now

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  Před 16 lety +23

    I'm glad you guys are catching the little things in the vlogs-- I think you guys are ready for level 2! dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!

    • @stamkaly
      @stamkaly Před 2 lety +3

      How come I made the first like on your comment? 13 years later?!?

  • @mrm64
    @mrm64 Před 10 lety +343

    Swoozie....Oh my goodness man....what the HECK.......I am SPEECHLESS.....

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 Před 10 lety

      Timothy Roseborough Jr
      ;D YUP!!!

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 Před 10 lety

      Vimal Joseph
      Yes siiir! ;)

  • @aglovepug4250
    @aglovepug4250 Před 8 lety +585

    Looking for Kim's comment... Looking for Kim's comment...

  • @Lily-br9yt
    @Lily-br9yt Před 8 lety +363

    "The new 3G iPhone?" I'm dead lol I remember how that was the shit

  • @jkl7696
    @jkl7696 Před 9 lety +459

    I just watched this video in 2015 and it was 2008

  • @CoolSkeleton-lv1wn
    @CoolSkeleton-lv1wn Před 9 lety +218

    "I can't believe I just saw Kim Kardashian!" "GOOD FER YOUU"

    • @YaRaY0y0
      @YaRaY0y0 Před 9 lety

      Violet Ahahahaha, ur quoting Pewds XD

    • @goatcheese
      @goatcheese Před 9 lety

      Yes just, yes.

    • @melkiitee
      @melkiitee Před 9 lety

      OMG THE PEWDIEPIE REFERENCE XD

    • @moonthewolfgamer5714
      @moonthewolfgamer5714 Před 9 lety

      Violet EVERYONE SAY "GOOD FER YOU" XD AND SEE HOW MUCH PPL THAT WACHT PEWDS AND WACHT THIS ( srry caps was broken )

    • @goatcheese
      @goatcheese Před 9 lety

      JoxyTheMoonWolfPup Possessed GEWD FER YEWWW

  • @alexcarter7652
    @alexcarter7652 Před 8 lety +197

    E'rybody talkin' 'bout how old this vid is, ain't nobody talkin' 'bout how THIS PLAYA GOT STARED DOWN BY KIM KARDASHIAN. Like he don' jus' get da interview, he get da look like DAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM son!

  • @alicewalker2720
    @alicewalker2720 Před 8 lety +164

    'The new 3G iPhone' 😂😂😂

    • @Taken_Alpha
      @Taken_Alpha Před 5 lety +10

      Alice Walker that genuinely was a big deal back then lol

    • @perez2362
      @perez2362 Před 4 lety +1

      Ok but the myspace.com/adande at the end??

  • @gucci8364
    @gucci8364 Před 9 lety +657

    Kim k is rated E for everyone if you know what I mean.

    • @xdhhggg7991
      @xdhhggg7991 Před 9 lety +1

      Actually waldo....r

    • @emmaskeria317
      @emmaskeria317 Před 9 lety +2

      HOLY SHIT ITS WALDO

    • @emmaskeria317
      @emmaskeria317 Před 9 lety +11

      GRAB THE TRANQUILIZER BEFORE HE RUNS
      BRING IN THE STEEL NETS
      DISECT HIM

    • @xdhhggg7991
      @xdhhggg7991 Před 9 lety

      Emma Skeria alright alright alright

    • @puggle0742
      @puggle0742 Před 9 lety

      Where is he, I can't seem to see him anymore.
      *snaps neck*

  • @isthisloss7888
    @isthisloss7888 Před 8 lety +420

    IF KANYE sees this... Damn Swoozie, your goin to hospital

  • @meow-sv7rc
    @meow-sv7rc Před 8 lety +115

    2016 anyone?

  • @azizafarooqui2310
    @azizafarooqui2310 Před 8 lety +208

    I was 10 when he made this video :|

  • @nonamejohnson6065
    @nonamejohnson6065 Před 9 lety +339

    Am I only one Who came in the comments to see if Kim Kardashian commented anything

  • @amessenger5111
    @amessenger5111 Před 9 lety +233

    Kim. Kardashian. Flirted. With. You.

  • @nintendocaprimoon63
    @nintendocaprimoon63 Před 8 lety +30

    When I heard that Kim K. played the original LoZ on the NES, my chin dropped onto the floor, went through the earth, survived the core, went through the Indian Ocean into, space on the other side, through the infinite blackness of space, through a wormhole, and finally landed on the top of my head. That is the greatest news any guy could hear evar!!!

    • @rooseveltlouissaint3252
      @rooseveltlouissaint3252 Před 8 lety +3

      I calculated this, and if it went into the Indian Ocean, that means you live in Central America or South America.
      sorry inner nerd popped out

    • @nintendocaprimoon63
      @nintendocaprimoon63 Před 8 lety +1

      +Roosevelt Louissaint. I love your enthusiasm in this, but the Indian Ocean is actually on the opposite side of North America. I'm guessing you forgot to factor north and south into the equation.

  • @SamWamHam
    @SamWamHam Před 8 lety +69

    I heard manga and anime and my eyes went wide open

    • @llamabomb9375
      @llamabomb9375 Před 8 lety

      0.000000000000

    • @michaelmceneaney3361
      @michaelmceneaney3361 Před 8 lety +1

      I did the same. The stereotypical wide eyes.

    • @SamWamHam
      @SamWamHam Před 8 lety

      lol

    • @brandondoan2272
      @brandondoan2272 Před 8 lety

      +Animelover 101 Lol Fucken weaboos.

    • @SamWamHam
      @SamWamHam Před 8 lety +2

      +Sad Videos guy who? Me? If it is me then I do not get how that is being a weaboo? I am just intrigued every time I hear anime because it is practically the only thing I have. My life is messed up, but I like sine because it gives me. Anime is also why I want to be a manga artist.

  • @lukazg5929
    @lukazg5929 Před 9 lety +240

    Adande you know how she felt why would you say that... Like you know she was in an uncomfortable situation like you.....

    • @killerash8726
      @killerash8726 Před 9 lety +1

      It was 2008

    • @marsrobotic6940
      @marsrobotic6940 Před 9 lety +1

      bro, it's a joke!!

    • @lukazg5929
      @lukazg5929 Před 9 lety +4

      Yeah... Looks like you don't get it...

    • @Takko_
      @Takko_ Před 9 lety

      +LUKAZ G nice avatar thingy, couldn't help but notice

    • @lukazg5929
      @lukazg5929 Před 9 lety +1

      +master of disaster
      Why thank you fellow killjoy :)

  • @LennyTheCableGuy
    @LennyTheCableGuy Před 9 lety +122

    3g iPhone? MySpace? You can tell this video is hella old

  • @madmaddox5568
    @madmaddox5568 Před 4 lety +59

    2020 anyone

  • @chiefchuck3897
    @chiefchuck3897 Před 8 lety +82

    Kim: woah, you have an iPhone 3G? OMG PLS GO OUT WITH ME! :D
    Now: you have an iPhone 3G? This relationship is over

  • @ZeldaCraft1500
    @ZeldaCraft1500 Před 10 lety +33

    I love all the girls voices in these vids so funny :D

  • @0aux
    @0aux Před 10 lety +57

    duuDe SHE WANTED YOUR NUMBERR

  • @miguelangelmolina3767
    @miguelangelmolina3767 Před 8 lety +148

    Who's watching in 2077 oh crap the nukes are DROPPING GET TO THE VAULT

  • @lollsazz
    @lollsazz Před 8 lety +39

    Oh, how right you were about her being into black guys! XD

  • @42rusted
    @42rusted Před 10 lety +24

    240p I see we meet again....

  • @effyvoux
    @effyvoux Před 10 lety +18

    You, sir, are a gentleman and a squire.

  • @samuelthomson1858
    @samuelthomson1858 Před 5 lety +18

    I wanna know what line he said to make Kim laugh, I NEED THESE LIFE HACKS SWOOZ

  • @mayomenace2636
    @mayomenace2636 Před 2 lety +2

    These old videos, especially the animation one get me everytime, love you're animation style it just fits you so well.

  • @thecinnamonguy5127
    @thecinnamonguy5127 Před 10 lety +83

    Swoozie dude lots of respect. But is there like a stick up there or something? I understand that you respected that kim was with someone. But that never stoped you from ever asking for a number or anything. Dude honestly she totally digged you is she gave you that smile.
    If kim doesn't see this in future or anytime youbetter get the secret agants over to you're house to have then get her private number off her or something

    • @l00katdatRPG
      @l00katdatRPG Před 9 lety

      Um he said many times that she had a boyfriend. A football player none the less.

  • @JuanG2020
    @JuanG2020 Před 9 lety +134

    Girl gamers are cool, but I hate it when guys are surprised that a girl is playing a videogame like CoD or BattleField. Girl gamers have been here since before the NES came out guys! I would know, my mom is a gamer!

    • @legitname6687
      @legitname6687 Před 9 lety +21

      You know what's more annoying then that? A girl gamer who thinks being a girl is special. I never get surprised at a girl gamer my sisters played video games with me when I was a kid. But now all of a sudden girl gamers are coming out like "I'm a girl gamer and I'm special cuz I'm a girl who games" please don't think you're any different from a guy gamer thanks

    • @JuanG2020
      @JuanG2020 Před 9 lety +7

      Legit Name Thank you! I hate those people so much! I have 3 sisters who are gamers, and my mom too! But they done think they're special cause they are girls. First console was the SNES, and we all have been playing videogames since then!

    • @syed2694
      @syed2694 Před 9 lety

      Nymph Angeloid Yeah, I don't really like girl gamers because most of the time, they're like 100x better than everyone in the lobby and I just rage quit every time lol.

    • @didooo2332
      @didooo2332 Před 9 lety

      Nymph Angeloid You know the first gaming console was not the SNES

    • @JuanG2020
      @JuanG2020 Před 9 lety

      Дидо Хростозов I meant the first one my family had.

  • @juliekyaw7424
    @juliekyaw7424 Před 8 lety +65

    Who is watching this in 2016

  • @faizelswarts9127
    @faizelswarts9127 Před 8 lety +85

    Who's watching in 2016

  • @Lilcasscass
    @Lilcasscass Před 10 lety +41

    Kim Kardashian you must watch this video XD

    • @Petrichorus-
      @Petrichorus- Před 10 lety +10

      Maybe she already has? ...Or can't cause you know why :P

    • @Lilcasscass
      @Lilcasscass Před 10 lety

      Lol I know.

    • @Petrichorus-
      @Petrichorus- Před 10 lety +2

      Rya Patel Her boyfreind will get jealous and punch swoozie when he hires people to find him. All will be lost

    • @LINKMASOfficial
      @LINKMASOfficial Před 10 lety

      Lol

    • @avag4981
      @avag4981 Před 9 lety +1

      Imagine how kayne would feel 😂

  • @EssenceDavis7
    @EssenceDavis7 Před 10 lety +54

    And now Kanye West. haha wow

  • @vonntheesourapple291
    @vonntheesourapple291 Před 8 lety +75

    I was 3 when you made this video

  • @brettsmith5843
    @brettsmith5843 Před 7 lety +69

    anybody 2017?

  • @minecraftwololo
    @minecraftwololo Před 10 lety +67

    Myspace? what pokemon is that ?

  • @joanne4163
    @joanne4163 Před 9 lety +13

    Well damn, sWooZie could a been the next Kanye... Kim giving you the glare from television thinking "this could be us but you playing"

  • @thewatcher2062
    @thewatcher2062 Před rokem +5

    Coming back now that Kim is single👀😂

  • @everyone_call_him_james878
    @everyone_call_him_james878 Před 8 lety +116

    MySpace... Yea not a thing no more...

  • @tonybologna9268
    @tonybologna9268 Před 10 lety +30

    Hey!! Have you guys heard about "Stacy's Mom"? Yea, apparently, She's Got It Going On

  • @arenlv
    @arenlv Před 9 lety +84

    Has a thing for black guys = Kanye West anyone?

  • @sjanimates873
    @sjanimates873 Před 4 lety +5

    Bruh.... 2020 anyone?

  • @christianingmarkjlsvik7872
    @christianingmarkjlsvik7872 Před 8 lety +23

    Who is watching in 2008?

  • @JuanG2020
    @JuanG2020 Před 9 lety +55

    Holy shit, what if Swoozie started dating Kim Kardashian?!

  • @banoop100
    @banoop100 Před 9 lety +55

    if a girl plays cs go then u kno shes perfect

    • @jasminezoe7686
      @jasminezoe7686 Před 9 lety

      Learn to spell next time hon?

    • @banoop100
      @banoop100 Před 9 lety +3

      cs go is a game....... and if u cant understand what the phrase "u kno" means then u got other issues

    • @topkeks4181
      @topkeks4181 Před 9 lety

      banoop100 hey whats your steam name?

    • @banoop100
      @banoop100 Před 9 lety

      ***** LOOOOOOOL that was good ahhhhhh thats like 90% of the game

    • @Mercyless4good
      @Mercyless4good Před 9 lety

      +banoop100 If she played cs 1.6 she's beyond perfection

  • @notaidanz4004
    @notaidanz4004 Před 4 lety +5

    Why is dis on my recommendation 11 years later

  • @KirstenRietveld
    @KirstenRietveld Před 8 lety +156

    Wow, all the comments of people that were 4 or 5 when he made this. why are there so many 11y/o here? I was 9 when this was made, lmao.

  • @RebelliousGaming247
    @RebelliousGaming247 Před 10 lety +9

    You did the right thing bro, so don't feel bad about what decision you made. Keep up the good work. ~ Shadow

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie  Před 16 lety +4

    LOL-- I actually do plan to give that very same necklace to one of you guys here very soon :)

  • @ssssa1nt
    @ssssa1nt Před 7 lety +45

    Any 2017 PEOPLE?

  • @helenajanuszki7428
    @helenajanuszki7428 Před 8 lety +14

    watching this in 2016

  • @yeukioryn
    @yeukioryn Před 9 lety +13

    Who's watching in 2015?

  • @peeswhitestuf4082
    @peeswhitestuf4082 Před 10 lety +49

    I hope he hooks up wid Kim

  • @josh-brawlstars2870
    @josh-brawlstars2870 Před 6 lety +8

    Anybody from 2018?

  • @kevinpuebla2037
    @kevinpuebla2037 Před 7 lety +18

    What if Kim responded to this video imagine what shell say

  • @SuperCalebb
    @SuperCalebb Před 10 lety +46

    NOPE DONT BUY IT NOPE, TIME FOR SOME GOOGLE IMAGES

    • @SuperCalebb
      @SuperCalebb Před 10 lety

      Disappointed /:

    • @zacharylandes6752
      @zacharylandes6752 Před 10 lety +2

      SuperCalebb Giving me a one word sentence does not make up for the fact that you type in all caps.

  • @Roxy868vids
    @Roxy868vids Před 10 lety +13

    everybody in this video has slenderman's face

  • @theelliciashow6793
    @theelliciashow6793 Před 7 lety +29

    2017 anyone?

  • @jermikadepas7997
    @jermikadepas7997 Před 4 lety +2

    2019 anybody?

  • @Vampress09
    @Vampress09 Před 9 lety +117

    Tbh I still don't understand why Kim is famous haha.

    • @alannaangstrom7768
      @alannaangstrom7768 Před 9 lety +6

      She's an actor, a business woman, and a model.

    • @mehranheshami8307
      @mehranheshami8307 Před 9 lety +7

      Vampireprincessica her dad was the Lawyer the american footballer OJ simpson in the murder scandel

    • @chrisservos4772
      @chrisservos4772 Před 9 lety +15

      She made a porno and her daddy's rich.

    • @lilysytsma6497
      @lilysytsma6497 Před 9 lety +3

      Because Bruce/now Caitlin/ Jenner was an Olympic gold medalist making him a celebrity then who he married became famous and then when they had kids they also became known. so it all started with him

    • @trippiebluee4403
      @trippiebluee4403 Před 9 lety +5

      Cus she had a sextape with rayjay

  • @aela5521
    @aela5521 Před 9 lety +52

    What I really want to know: who invented the "Like if your watching this in 2015!" What if every time some one posted that the inventor-er would get 10 bucks. They would be rolling in dough!! No, but really, who was the first person to say that????

    • @GRG4s
      @GRG4s Před 9 lety

      Me

    • @antifredkingdom
      @antifredkingdom Před 9 lety +1

      I remember it way back in 2010 when the decade changed, but idk

    • @GRG4s
      @GRG4s Před 8 lety

      meme

    • @Double400
      @Double400 Před 8 lety

      +MinecraftGamingFan YT Clam down!

  • @shadowflower3233
    @shadowflower3233 Před 8 lety +17

    Damn Swoozie! He almost hooked up Kim K! 😉👏

  • @Gokiburimiyu
    @Gokiburimiyu Před 8 lety +181

    I feel like this story was modified by your imagination swoozie

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad Před 6 lety +12

      Yet backed up with photographic proof? mkay

    • @eniasejus9275
      @eniasejus9275 Před 6 lety +3

      Shut the fuck up ..😣😣😨😤😤 respect his video p

    • @STM7878
      @STM7878 Před 5 lety +3

      It’s all real

    • @bloodfate9043
      @bloodfate9043 Před 5 lety +1

      Y’all are so toxic it’s a joke

  • @travisthetoad
    @travisthetoad Před 9 lety +18

    watching this in 2015

  • @iamcookiethief
    @iamcookiethief Před 8 lety +12

    Anyone that was 2 or 4 or 5 in 2008, still isn't old enough to be on the internet.

  • @erynsdream5826
    @erynsdream5826 Před 8 lety +29

    Omg swoozie is just a ladies man, he attracts people...😐

  • @tieflingcorpse9817
    @tieflingcorpse9817 Před 9 lety +92

    am i the only one who thinks swoozie is cute?

  • @starpower793
    @starpower793 Před 10 lety +4

    LOOOOOOL swoozie i like your confidence! ROFFL

  • @PerrieandLiboMSP
    @PerrieandLiboMSP Před 7 lety +2

    when I heard him say 'New 3G iPhone' I was like "How many pictures can you take, 20?"

  • @SoFlyOfficial
    @SoFlyOfficial Před 6 lety +1

    7:30 bro, that picture omg, she is, I can't omg

  • @mbw5663
    @mbw5663 Před 8 lety +7

    Who hates it when people say who's watching this in 2016?

  • @jesterlefae3940
    @jesterlefae3940 Před 9 lety +4

    Wat I want to know is...
    Has anyone shared this to their brother who knows a guy, who knows a girl, who knows their cousin's bf had contacts within the celebrity world, who knows Kim K.?

  • @ajsartcorner
    @ajsartcorner Před 4 lety +1

    CEO of having good audio quality for over 10 years

  • @rayyan7321
    @rayyan7321 Před 5 lety +6

    CZcams brang us here 11 years after

  • @jiji9873
    @jiji9873 Před 8 lety +35

    I was 7 when he made this vid

  • @lauren_monster913
    @lauren_monster913 Před 8 lety +19

    I WAS FOUR WHEN YOU MADE THIS 😂❤️

  • @fahadh1140
    @fahadh1140 Před 5 lety +4

    2019???

  • @familycritchfield7376
    @familycritchfield7376 Před 5 lety +1

    Celebs have a lot of bad days, and your a saint to be so understanding

  • @thefuckenpman
    @thefuckenpman Před 8 lety +3

    Omggggg I was like -37 when he made this!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaeldutton1289
    @michaeldutton1289 Před 10 lety +8

    Who would've guessed Kim used to be/is a gamer?

  • @AbrahamE
    @AbrahamE Před 4 lety +2

    Why'd I get this 11 years later

  • @gamingrifat1037
    @gamingrifat1037 Před 4 lety +3

    2020?

  • @crazyanimators5473
    @crazyanimators5473 Před 8 lety +21

    I find it kind of hard to believe that Adande got hit on by Kim Kardashian. You could argue he has proof, but that could benearly any guys blurred head...

  • @MayorMike.
    @MayorMike. Před 5 lety +2

    I was born this day

  • @inactivechannel7439
    @inactivechannel7439 Před 8 lety +1

    oh mah gawd! i was 2 when u uploaded this XD

  • @b4reallyrich
    @b4reallyrich Před 10 lety +21

    Get some!

  • @MartinHernandez-pz3th
    @MartinHernandez-pz3th Před 5 lety +5

    2019 anyone

  • @kiara7214
    @kiara7214 Před 6 lety +1

    it has been 9 years you have came soo far GOOD JOB

  • @annam4649
    @annam4649 Před 7 lety +15

    holy fucking shit kim k is a gamer.

  • @cadenkirby2365
    @cadenkirby2365 Před 8 lety +10

    like your watching this in 2015😅

  • @Ben-hy2hl
    @Ben-hy2hl Před 9 lety +48

    I think a lot of this is in your head man. No offense but it just seems a little fishy. Not just based off of this story but it seems every time there's some hot girl shes always making moves on you.

    • @royalmd4301
      @royalmd4301 Před 9 lety +23

      Dude tons of girls don't like him he only tells the stories where they do

    • @Ben-hy2hl
      @Ben-hy2hl Před 9 lety +5

      Matthew Ditty I'm sure girls don't like him, but Kim Kardashian and Adriana Lima? Nah. Either he's completely bullshitting or he's exaggerating a lot.

    • @royalmd4301
      @royalmd4301 Před 9 lety

      Expzrt fair point I can see why you think that but I have been to hardrock hotel and man is it fancy looks like something where they would stay

    • @Ben-hy2hl
      @Ben-hy2hl Před 9 lety +6

      Matthew Ditty I could see celebrities staying there but I'm pretty sure he was not being eyed down by adriana lima.

    • @Aerojet01
      @Aerojet01 Před 9 lety +1

      Expzrt I'm with you on this, it's just another male fantasy story and nothing else..

  • @94JAVS
    @94JAVS Před 6 lety +1

    Man, I don't know where you've been my whole live but I'm going to watch every fucking video because your narrative is the best

  • @breddy9282
    @breddy9282 Před 4 lety +2

    This is 11 years ago dang

  • @victornikiforov2962
    @victornikiforov2962 Před 8 lety +16

    I ship swoozie x kim

  • @teenagekicks9765
    @teenagekicks9765 Před 5 lety +6

    I Was Seven When This Was Made IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWOOZIE