Danny's Jewish Stories and Jokes (Compilation)
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- EDIT: In honor of hitting 2 MILLION VIEWS (wtf even) I went through the whole video and added annotations with links to the original episodes on the top left corner of every bit. For mobile users, here's the full link list in order:
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"my jew side, which is all of my sides, are offended."
“With a Jewy caramel center!”
The Blue Baby Channel dans Jewish so don’t be offended
@@SlyHikari03iirc the swastika was actually a fairly common and popular symbol in the early 1900s and had deep connections to European and Celtic roots, it’s not a purely eastern symbol. For the nazis it represented their desire to go back to ‘traditional’ German pagan-adjacent culture, and it’s a simple and easily identifiable symbol, great for being the mascot for a movement
Guys.
Guys.
It's just a hunch, but I think that Dan might be Jewish.
I dunno though.
Really? That's stretching it just a bit.
Really? I thought he was Chinese!
Batman This is madness Batman!
TurkeyGaming Aaaaand you ruined it.
Batman Sexbang doesn't sound like a a Jewish name to me.
"Is Hell real?"
"Nope!"
"Oh! Thank God!"
ThanatorRider yeah kind of a contridiction haha.
The vast majority of people didnt convert to the modern monotheistic cults until they added hell as a threat to hold over people then they pretty much did it out of fear, and then it just had its hooks in our culture
crimsontowers funny thing the concept of hell we have is from Dante’s inferno not the Bible the Bible just says those people don’t go to heaven
Thank YHWH.
The bible describes hell but yes Dante's inferno is the common knowledge image. The bible says its a place of everlasting darkness and fire. It doesn't necessarily say its in the earth. It just says that Abraham's bosom is on the other side of it and can be seen a far off. And there are worms that don't die. That hell will be removed from where ever it is and cast into a lake of fire. It also says that hell is continuously getting bigger. That's about it. And most of that is in the New Testament. Hell wasn't as much of a punishment for Jews as much as death was.
@@Rayray-iu5fx that's. Not true. The parable of the rich man and Lazarus talks about hell
How does Dan make his coffee? Hebrews it.
+Molly Niner No, it's cool of new to think of it as funny.🔯
+Matthew McGrath הא! בדיחה טובה ישראלי .
Palpatine
how else would you make it?
+Party Poison LOL hell no, it IS funny :)
Puns have a place in humor too, as long as they're at least somewhat clever... i.e. NOT from a Bubsy game. :P
Every now and then, I'll come back to this just to hear that fucking intro.
"Hey I'm Grump!
I'm... Jewish
And we're the Game Grumps!"
I lose my shit every time
thanks!
Same here. Lol. Don't know how many times I replayed it.
I CAN'T BREATHE XD
and?
idk i ran out of insults somehow
Dan is a Jersey Jew. he's culturally OBLIGATED to worship bagels.
Ever tried them toasted with butter and garlic powder? Breakfast of champions.
As a Jersey Jew, I can say that this is 100% true
As another Jersey Jew, I can say this is true. Bagels are life.
Like Kyle?
@@srbrant5391 I'll do you one better. Pumpernickel bagel with cream cheese and lox.
The funniest part of the vid for me:
"I wish all the Jews were gone!!!!! ... Danny? Danny, where'd you go?"
ohmygod I'm stupid, I thought he said gods 😂😂
+Tahli Robinson Jews are already gods. Have you seen Dan "Sexbang" Avidan?
lmao as I'm reading this that part comes on hahahaha
DANNY?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
bad lip reading
"I need to go take a shower. Oh, wait I didn't mean it like that."
I AM DECEASED 😂
Fangirl Armada he would be too
Cool, what are we going to eat in the shower?
M Y F A V O R I T E T Y P E O F J O K E
nononononon.... nine, you need to go take a shower {:
By trying not to be offensive, he ends up being offensive.
7:23
"Thank God I have my healing Jew-ey powers"
"Is that a thing?"
"Yeah, Dude. You never heard of Jesus?"
Danielle Bruno Except the Jews betrayed jesus
@@Polychi1998 dude, the romans nailed him on the cross, you're following millenias of catholic church propaganda
-Jewish
-Long Hair
-Normally Chill Attitude
-Spouts Wholesome, Helpful Advice
-Decent at Carpentry
Dan is the Second Coming Confirmed
Nick Name the romans nailed him to the cross but the Jewish also weren’t happy with him. The ones who didn’t accept him as the messiah saw him and his preaching (and also his hanging out with criminals) to be both giving them a bad name and to be misguiding people. And in fact the romans actually believed they were doing the Jewish community a favor by getting rid of someone they didn’t like while simultaneously helping themselves by removing someone they viewed as disruptive element.
@@kamronspencer4910 To be fair, if you went around saying you were the messiah and the son of god, and getting into fights with fig trees, I'd probably wanna nail you to a cross too.
My "How to be a man" talk went, "Son, it is time for the talk." And I said "No, I'm ok." And we never talked about it again.
I remember just telling my father, with dead seriousness with my eyes...
"Micky mouse did the fricky frack with Minney mouse. In the dark."
I was 13.
+Jordan Junkin I never had the talk. I just found out on my own by reading hentai.
Don't fucking judge me. I can do what I want.
+N Studios I found out by watching hentai :D
+N Studios Don't fucking judge me, I can make my own sandwich!
My mother sat me and my brother down at a table and told us how things worked. When we stood up, we'd aged 30 years or so. I still remember the nightmares.
"I've never seen... the Torah!"
"That's not a movie. That's a holy book."
It can be made to a Game of Thrones/Vikings style of series....
Wait, so this whole time, a Jewish person has been telling me to get on a "Steam Train"...
Ohhhh, you're sick....
Oh dear god
Wow. just wow
Oh dear...
KataangFan221
At Game Grumps, it's always opposite day
"Ahh wish.... all da jews were GAHHHHN" "Danny? Danny where'd you go?! NOOOO!" That is absolutely my favourite part. Just... damnit, Dan. Damnit.
You thirsty?
Have some Jewce
Inglorius Bastard! BEER Jew!
Guys idk about you but imma go get some mountain jew!
I know that this is old but I happen to be drinking orange *jews*
Concentrated orange Jewce.
Rishi Is Here wth bro
THE 'JEWISH' AT THE BEGINNING OH MY GOD IM GONE
nice pic
God please give us khoot back.
"I'm decent at carpentry" gets me every time xD
Rae Prite nailed it 8"D
I finally got it when he mentioned Jesus XD
It took me a moment to get that.
Christ, that was good.
I don’t think that’s very accurate. I’m going to need a cross-reference.
The intro killed me.
Rip in pieces fastfastfastradio
x_x
The Lich so how are you feeling being a baby lich?
Super Samarai Soul Slayer a bit stuffy, but whatever. mom and dad are great parents
The Lich lol
Who actually paused to read the bio on Danny?
meeeee
you
+Dirk Strider Wat? ResidenceBound? Why so many fan accounts from HamStick?
Me
me
nobody is more obsessed about danny being jewish than danny himself
gum and scissors I would beg to differ
@@thequestion1422 beg
"I've never seen the Torah" one of the best parts. What makes it better is that I was in my high school performance of Fiddler on the Roof and my friend who played the Rabbi kept opening his "torah" upside down during our actual performance.
Dan's Dadd's "Sex talk" is the 2nd best story I've heard on gamegrumps. Right after the D-club one.
Hey, did you hear the joke about the jewish man?
Israel-y good.
I did nazi that one coming.
I would pay to hear Avi read this outloud
Israel, more like "isn't real"
Hotpink51 Hi dan! Did you hear the joke about the Jewish guy?
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
did anyone else pause the video and read the brefing about danny
Yes
+Cole Garrett Nice profile picture, I like it.
+O.J. Shrimpson +Cole Garrett nice profile pics
+zebulia01 Thank you, kind sir/ma'am
+O.J. Shrimpson your welcome sir/ma'am btw your nice and considerate
AND ABRAHAM SAID UNTO MOSES, "dude. bro. aliens."
Lost it when he said "pizza bagels"! Thanks for making this!
you're welcome!
D. Salazar me too!!!
D. M,n,n,
D. Salazar is that Grell in your pic?
HAY DAN, EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH................
+procrastinator99 DO JEW KNO ABOWT SEX?
"Yes."
procrastinator99 OKEH! *turns radio back on*
+procrastinator99 uh, more like Dayen. tsk!
All bow before the world's sexiest Jew!
+Kemonokami Alison Brie?
Me!
*wink, wink. Nudge, nudge...*
Ethan Klein ?!?!? Foopah
Barry?
Me? xD
I am so thankful for these compilation videos
thank you for enjoying them!
Dan's dad needs to be the next Guest Grump
better yet Guest Gramps: featuring Avi and PapaRaptor
Father's day special
PurplePandaClock PEFECT
Paparaptor: Hey, I'm Gramp.
Avi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'm not so Gramp.
And we're the Guest Gramps!
***** Wait, but doesn't Avi kinda want to stay out of Game Grumps? I'd doubt it.
"HEY IM GRUMP! AND IM jewish."
HEY, I'M GRUMP!
I'M *Immediate silence* Jewish.
The fuckin pizza bagel thing always kills me
+Colleen Millett I never understood what bagels have to do with Jewish people.
Jews invented bagels
You're welcome
+Rina Lubit We did? I didn't even know. You welcome, world.
yeppp
Rina Lubit Awesome.
"Pizza bagels"
I *_died_*
Ike XD
+Bonezilla Ikr not Ike
I'm a pizza bagel... more bagel than pizza, don't worry I thought it was hilarious.
I have a friend who's Father is 100% German and who's mother is 100% Hebrew. I shit you not, he's the most internally conflicted person I've ever met. Can't make a decision to save his freakin life. He was complaining about it one day and I pointed out his heritage to him and he busted up laughing.
The swastika from Zelda 1 is not a nazi swastika it's actually a bhuddist swastika facing the opposite direction the bhuddist swastika is a good thing so ZELDA 1 IS NOT RACIST
That symbol is called a manji
It could also be the japanese kanji for power (triforce, anyone?)
maybe idk thank you ben didnt know that
Japanese game designer - Bhuddist swastikas . . triforce . . illuminati totally confirmed.
XD its also a manji japenese symbol of power
Arin should get Danny to sing Weird Al's "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi."
OMG YES!!!!!! 😂
I actually know the Hanukkah song Dan was singing. I'm not Jewish, but a girl in my choir is and my teacher thought it'd be nice to have us learn some of the songs since most of the songs we had been singing were Christmas songs XD
It's nice that your teacher thought of that!!
Maka Chan what's it called?
Maka Chan
May Chan oh I was singing it with him
Alexdrawrz mauz tzur
Jewish people like... bagels...? I guess I need to brush up on my horribly racist stereotypes. Never stop learning™
its not horribly racist, nor is it a stereotype, bagels are just important to the Jewish people
Not necessarily that we like them, but on all holiday gatherings other than Passover we have bagels for some reason
I personally don't know a fellow Jew who doesn't like bagels. Not to say they like them, but none of them have specifically told me they don't. All I can say is that I'm Jewish and I like bagels
I am not a Jew but really, who DOESN'T like bagels?
We made them. Every bite you took in a bagel, is a victory for the jews
Racist Bassist and Bummer Drummer made it into Tuber Simulator as a reference.
My favourite addition to the Qumran Caves bit is that somebody changed the Wikipedia article to add "these caves were dug by Dan Avidan."
I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHOWER OMGGG
+nick glover I just took a shower
+hri7566 of GASTER
+Chris Domiciano what?
+Chris Domiss what are you talking about? gaster isn't here
Is Hell real?
Nope!
Are you relevant?
Nope
imawinner21 "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh nope!
We do have hell in jewisem....? Well whatever we do have hell here xD
+sag adiv
*Judaism
space trenton We believe in hell, thats all I had to say bro...
I'm taking a class this semester on Judaic history, and when we were talking about the Dead Sea Scrolls and Qumran, Danny's story about shoveling the caves was all I could think about.
Thank jew for this compilation!
you're welcome! (i am)
Yeah thanks boobala
NOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM MY DANNY
more like stay away from me.
Gse_ Panda
that was bad, not good 0/10 ign
Will we see a "Danny's Jewish Stories and Jokes #2"?
nope, sorry!
Ella Shartiel Alright! Thanks for responding at least :D
+FriendChumOl'Pal BuddyPalMateFriend hey no need to curse man
+FriendChumOl'Pal BuddyPalMateFriend you are being silly now
+FriendChumOl'Pal BuddyPalMateFriend APPLY LIQUID NITROGEN TO THE BURNED AREA
"Dad do you want Pizza or Sushi tonight?" "YES" "oh good" XD
Pitsushi it is!
still my comfort vid
Sarge Appledan
still happy to hear!
As a jew I find this very relatable and funny
+Madeline B I'm relatable and funny and I find this Jewish.
***** !היי
+N Studios שלום !
מי עוד יודע עברית XD?
+Madeline B היייייי
גם עברי
+ShadowDesigner כולם כאן ישראלים
Danny's dad is Tommy Wiesou
OH HI DANNY
+Zerpderp0 YOOR TAAAERING ME APART DANNEHH!
OH HAI DAYAN
I did nyat hit her thees is buulshiet i did NYAAT.
Oh hi Mark.
"And I'm decent at carpentry" XD
Martini shake That cracked me up!
Your pic just makes it look like you are thinking about what you did in your lifetime
Two Jewish mothers are talking one day, and one asks the other how things are going. She replies, "Oi, I have tsores and naches..." (The Yiddish words for "sorrow/trouble" and "joy/pride") The first one then asks, "what's the trouble?" and the second replies, "My son... I found out he's gay..." The first mother then asks, "well, what's the joy?"
"I find out he's dating a doctor!"
A swastika? I did nazi that coming.
get out
yeah nazi jokes arent funny anne frankley we need to stop
You're seriously stalin' over here.
Nazi jokes aren't for everyone, but they're Reich up my alley ;D
They just need a bit more concentration.
The song singing is too relatable.
אבהו דלשר I agree 100%
In Tefillah in middle school, pretty much the only thing we knew we were saying was barukh atah adonai lmao אבהו דלשר
AllyGal1231 I relate to this on a spiritual level.
Yep. Just sing the lines you know and trail off, that’s what I always do.
Ma otzur yeshuati, lechan..a e blah bloo blech blee blorg...
I'm not Jewish but I remember that song from singing it in chorus
Am I the only one who finds Yiddish/sterotypical Jewish accents just inherently hilarious? Just something about the inflection way it sounds cracks me up every time.
You're not the only one. I was in a rather serious play once where I had to play a Jewish immigrant, and agonized for weeks trying find ways to tone the accent down so my character didn't come off as unintentionally hilarious or stereotypical. The accent is just inherently like that.
you are watching a video about jewish jokes
Danny is Jesus. Confirmed.
Jewsus?
XD well Jesus was already jewish though.
sorry, that's reserved for Keanu Reeves
THE SHADOWMASTER9 I was going to like it but then I saw it had 69 likes
lol
At 8:05 when he said "I'm wrecking shop" I was totally expecting him to follow up with "It's feels like Kristallnacht all over again"
Oh man, you have to have a part 2 to this. There's so much great stuff he's said, like when he talked about someone editing the Qumran Caves wiki page to say that Danny carved them XD
Yo we need two of every animal on this ship.
Don't worry I Noah guy
This guy just won the internet
I'M DONE!! *SLAMS DOOR LOUDLY*
bYE
Do you think Danny only drinks a very specific energy drink called Mountain Jew?
*slow clap*
"I wish... THAT ALL THE JEWS WERE GONE!!
...Danny? DANNY NOOO!!!"
Best one
Christianity is basically just Jewish fanfiction.
+Kwittycat D. It's all garbage. All Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, Islam) are based or rather stolen from ancient Mesopotamian (Sumerian, Babylonian, Assyrian, Canaanite, Akkadian) pagan religions. The book of genesis is a carbon copy of the Enuma Elish babylonian tablets, Noah's Ark and the Deluge, Adam and Eve...everything stolen (with some minor changes). Even the Hebrew word for God ''Elohim'' comes from the Ugaritic word ''El'', the creator God and chief deity of the Canaanite pantheon (also known as Elohim).
That's quite interesting, who knew that you could learn something other than racist and sexist slurs in CZcams comments
Well, Jesus was born and raised as a Jew.
@@chexlemeneux3484 I wish my mobile phone could copy and paste; that way, I could save that info for later personal research. Would love to look up ancient religions; at the least to get inspiration for my stories.
@@chexlemeneux3484 So you're saying Jews just stole and raped to invent their religion, basically? Cuz framing it as a giant lie is what scum do, especially given the Babylonian exile and exodus.
this was all far more funny and interesting than i thought it was going to be when i clicked on it.
thanks, i guess!
Ella Shartiel totally complementary. :)
9:28
"I wish..... ALL THE JEWS WERE GONE!"
.....
"DANNY?!"
Sex-Bang 2013!
thats bloody rasict
ronthebro1 thats bloody quoting
I'm imagining Danny having blown up into a giant puff of steam. XD
I heard him say "I wish all the Jews were God!"
"I have to go take a shower" me: oooohhhhh noooo
Taylor Carson way to go Joseph Joestar.
As a ashkenazi that never grew up in the Jewish faith I find all of this funny.
Danny's build is skinny but muscular? What? He's like 160lbs and a complete stringbean.
+Randy “Macho Man” Savage He's a vanilla midget
+HighLevi He's over 6 feet.
+Randy “Macho Man” Savage That's how men are, though. They can have no visible muscle mass but still lift a car. I hate it.
Pyagrl*16 I don't know what you are talking about. Have you seen strongmen that lift cars? They are 400 lbs mountains of muscle. Danny would get blown over by a stiff breeze.
Randy Savage I was exaggerating. But if you don't believe me about the gender difference in muscle mass-to-power output ratio, then read the abstract to this article: www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8477683
3 seconds in. Already dying of laughter
What game is that from?
"Well I've never seen The Tora"
"But that's not a movie, that's a holy book."
I ALWAYS SEEM TO HAVE A CRUSH ON JEWISH PEOPLE OH
and what's wrong with that hiptser kat?
+MissToxicc i think he just means its a funny coincidence.
+MissToxicc Unintentional rhyme. XD
PeaceBear16 she*
*OY
about dans dad just saying 'yes' to multiple answer questions one time I was in algebra and there was a answer where you have to explain and I just wrote 'yes'
Hey I'm grump
I'm Jewish
And we're the Game Grumps!
(Btw your comment is so Jewd)
I would love to see a gamegrumps vid with all the grumps parents 😂
Mostly dans dad
Father's Day 2017 should be Dad Grumps Day with Arin's dad and Dan's dad doing the main show and Barry's dad and Ross's dad on Steam Train duty.
You mean the grump's parEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHnts
5:55 I wish that Arin would've responded with "I've never seen Tora! Tora! Tora!" Danny would've lost it lol
jesus christ.
earlier today i was watching this w/ my mom in the room and she looks over and says, "oh yeah! i forgot to tell you, apparently we're jewish." thanks ancestry.com + also danny sexbang :^)
why jesus christ then
+Ella Shartiel he was a Jew....
+Kim André Moen Bjørkede jews dont believe in jesus DUH XD
jaxheadlines _ They do, but they think he was just a nice dude.
Ella Shartiel
We don’t believe in him but we can still use his name as an exclamation.
I love this. Jews used to be some bunch of people in the middle east to me. Now they're Danny's people. I like Danny. By extension, I like his people.
for some reason I wasn't expecting the intro to say "Jewish" and I lost it.
I died laughing when Ross said “I have to go take a shower WAIT I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.” Dan’s reaction was fucking priceless.
Actually that's not a swastika, it's a manji which is a Buddhist symbol of good fortune
Still a swastika, just not Nazi.
@@imperator5228 It's not a Swastika. A swastika is a hate symbol which this is not.
@@fine-n-dandy I hate to be the "but actually" guy, but actually swastika is the correct name. It comes from Sanskrit "svastika-s" meaning "being fortunate"
@@petermarsella6537 Ahh, my apologies. Thank you for fact checking me
We need his weed stories next.
תודה למי שהכין את זה, זה ענה לי על מלא שאלות לגבי דני כגון האם הוא באמת יהודי וזה לא בדיחה פנימית שפספסתי איפשהו
שמחתי לעזור!
+Ella Shartiel הוא באמת יהודי?
+the cute bonnie girl mlp fnaf אכן
Ella Shartiel יאי
+tomer yair !כן הוא באמת יהודי
I'm Jewish And I can relate to almost all of this.
Holy shit that intro.
I love this video! I watch it anytime i need a pick-me-up and its the best thing ever! Thanks!!!
TheHordeforthewin Thank you!
If dan was a time traveler, we could call him Doctor Jew.
"That's not a movie, that's a Holy Book."
"Aren't Jew glad you're not Jewish?"
I feel so bad for laughing XD
I feel like some of these could be future South Park jokes.
I can see that
"Hey I'm Grump
I'm- [Jewish]"
Gosh dangit I already lost it
Ever try orange jewce? 100% concentrated
JFC DUDE WHY
There's only nein grams of sugar.
+Mr_ miK3 It got better.
It's a hit(ler)!
XD HAHAHAHA Danny:also not funny ; )
Jewish jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do nazi the point of them.
You sir. Are a genius.
BA DUM TSSS
XxAngiexXRPI
I know, and I hate the fact that it makes me laugh.
Andrew Lagno Its **Buh dum tss**
"BUH-DUM-TSSS!" *cue cheap crowd laughter and claps*
DANNY IS A SEXY, JEWISH MAN! I HAVE THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON DANNY!
DUDE SAME
DemonMinxOfGeekness SSAAAMMMMEEE!
DemonMinxOfGeekness I want to take him to Frisco town. Don't judge me.
Danny is the best!
This is the most beautiful thing ive seen all year
I'm glad Danny isn't one of those people to defend their religion like it's cake. He can makes jokes about being Jewish and laughs at the other's Jewish jokes without beating the crap out of them.
And then if someone says something that's too offensive, he doesn't get mad, just lets them know that it wasn't funny
after all, jews famously do not make jokes about jewishness ever
DAN'S HAIR HOLY SHIT
It's like candy floss!
It is. I don't want him to get a new haircut though, this one looks hella cute.
Does foreskin act the same way as his hair?
Let'sPlaySomeGames He doesn't have foreskin, he's Jewish.
I WONDER IF MAYBE HE'S JEWISH!??!?!?
nah, I don't think so
Of course he isn't, what would make you think that?
I thought Danny's Jewish Stories would be about him being Jewish but I watched the whole video and I'm still confused, maybe he just knows a guy and was talking about everything hypothetically.
22Famine22 He is quite obviously jewish....
"Hey I'm Grump? I'm *jewish.* And we're the Game Grumps!" Well, this is off to a fantastic start. Now I'll watch the rest of the video.
"and I am decent at carpentry"
...
..
*dies*
Holy shit I am a pizza bagel, thanks Danny for making me realize my new found heritage of pizza bagels
Wow, I just realized a connection between me and Danny. I am a half-Jew named Dan
Dude, real talk? Thats like a Total Cross of Dimensions
"Half-Jew"?
Like one parent is Jewish. I know that both of his parents are Jewish though.
Really? I thought he said she was... Oops, sorry.
***** Yes, she is. He mentions it all the time.
Around 6 in. "That's not a movie. That's a holy book."
Danny's so cool, I wish he were Jewish like me...
But... But he is Jewish...
+Keeping Orthodox and Messianic away and at check People. But they wrote the ideas of god.
lel im Jewish
I'm a practicing Jew and I greatly approve of this!
Thanks so much for posting/compiling this! I am subbing!
thanks! i'm glad you liked it!
although most of my videos are nothing like this one, i feel like i'm disappointing hundreds of new subs, but this kind of videos take so much more time to make! you can unsubscribe if you get bored of my regular videos. i totally did not expect this much positive reaction to this video, it's almost too much!
Ella Shartiel No worries we just clicked a button. You don't have to apologize :)
Ariel, have you had your Mitzvah yet? If so, what is your parsha? If not, do you know what it will be? Also, that is a *very* jewish name, Ariel :) I couldn't tell at all that you're Jewish as well without reading the comment itself ;)
Mystery Man en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Va%27eira
My BM was Jan 7th 2005.
Ariel Yaakov is my full name
Ariel Morgan You know whats funny? First off, my mitzvah was October 19th, 2013 and my parsha was Vayera. In fact, when I first started learning my parsha we got sent a book for Vaeira rather than Vayera.