Can you Beat Skyrim as a Cannibal?!
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GOOSE_IT: "Steals fork and knife from soltheim"
Whiterun guard: *somethings wrong i can feel it*
THATONEPICKLEYOUENJOYED whiterun guard: *I feel a disturbance in the force*
THATONEPICKLEYOUENJOYED just a feeling I’ve got, like somethings about to happen but I don’t know what if that means what I think it means where in big trouble and if he’s as bananas as you say I’m not taking any chances
They sensed him murdering a chicken with that fork and knife
Do equippable utensils spawn randomly? Because I found weaponized 3 forks and a knife in the first bandit tower I stumbled on in solstheim
Am I the only person that had rap god play in my head from this comment? XD
Me when I reached Skyrim: *Time to explore*
Challenge Runners: *I need to get a knife and a fork so I can eat corpses*
Is this what the kids mean when they say they're into fork-knife?
EternalDensity wow
EternalDensity pffhahahahaha man that’s good
@@EternalDensity that was a work of art. My thanks to you for gracing the world with that.
I subbed to everybody above me
Technically... Eating Nords as an Orc isn’t cannibalism.
If they eat one/all of the like 4 Orcs in Skyrim, it is.
@@williamfalls Theres WAY more than 4. Did you forget the orc strongholds?
Orcs are closely related to elves. So you could argue eating elf is cannablism too
Skyrim lists them as different races not different species, so it would be cannibalism technically.
@@bravenus Right... 12.
Skyrim is a Perfectly Balanced Diet
With NO diet exploits
I’m playing an Orc character for the first time, being able to just walk straight into Orc strongholds is kinda weird.
Anyone but Orc: "HOL UP BITCH"
Orc PCS: "Hey bro what's up?"
if i remember correctly you CAN just walk through their strong holds, they even say "we wont kill you outsider, but that doesnt mean we like you"
For instance you want the ebony mine stronghold, you dont need the forge masters fingers, you can just waltz through and mine, sure they REALLY dont like you but thats ok.
Makes me think they really could have made more race specific missions, like how cool would it have been to side with the thalmor as a high elf, the orc strongholds as an orc, the greyquarter as a dark elf etc. Skyrim had so many loose ends
If you want a fun challenge... (albiet one where you can't actually complete the main quest)...
When I play as a Khajiit, I bar myself from entering ANY city. Small towns without walls are okay, and Winterhold (because the college obviously has J'Zargo), but no large settlements will allow me in.
Makes for a fun playthrough where you just explore the wilderness and try to figure out what resources are available outside. You can't really join any guild except for the College, and your main merchants are often your fellow Khajiit.
Bonus points if you create a Conjurer named Simba who sics ghost-wolves on people. 🦁
@@leyrua Whats the rule on the Orc strongholds? barred because of the walls or fair game because all of them have no load doors to them?
Just wanted to clear this up for people confused as to why he called parthurrnax dragon Mario. The guy who voiced parthurnax is the guy who voices mario
What
Donn Cena The voice actor for parthurnax the dragon is the same voice actor for Mario Charles Martinet
Dsing BoyBlock what
@@Ooffoop plumber dragon
Voidwave Subs 👁👄👁 *wat*
"can you beat Skyrim as a cannibal?"
me as a glitched vampire lord werewolf conjuring champion of Namira: "huh... I haven't beaten the game in this playthrough.. I wonder if it is possible"
Yeah
Funny thing, you cant be a Vampire Lord and Werewolf with a glitch you need hardcore hacks, not even console commands can let you do that, not even mods, they made it harder to be those 2 combined than to marry Serana and you know how hard they tried to keep you away from marrying her
@@Kutchy7765 Go get VL form from Harkon. (For best result, unlock all VL perks and finish the amulet and rings quests) WITH Serana in tow, get to the underforge ceremony with Aela and Skjor.
Equip VL form. Save.
Use VL while interacting with the blood that will turn you into a werewolf.
You will leave the underforge, turn into a werewolf and turn into a vampire lord.
Go back to the Underforge. Revert form. Reawaken to continue the quest.
(there may be a need to be bitten by Aela/Serana in the middle of this.. I forget the whole process)
You should have BOTH Beast Form and VL Form.
There's a video around showing how to do it. Fairly easy. It's just about the timing spam.
You can drink the Potion of Blood to satiate your bloodlust.
@@wanderingbufoon damn bro for 6 years Im playing I have never heard about this glitch, thanks for sharing it tho I will look into it tho
@@Kutchy7765 also there is a mod on nexus that lets you be hybrid
Haven’t even got past the intro and I know this is quality content
With a intro that includes a goose and jazz playing in the background it's impossible to have a low quality content
I haven’t even got past the ads and I know it is too.
The intro is 8 seconds you came with the idea of the comment and typed in 8 seconds something smells for familiar
True
whats the song for the intro?
"We need to become a cannibal. It's surprisingly harder than in real life."
hold up
I mean, being a cannibal isn't illegal. Most cannibals only get arrested for murder
@@benjaminwertz2379 yeah it's more viewed as a "crime against nature".
@@owo8996 but multiple species cannibalize each other, we're just too high on our horses that we see it as disturbing
@@benjaminwertz2379 Because we don't want to live in societies that see humans as food and because it causes severe health problems like neurological diseases.
Dewey Dezimal you should try it tastes good with some A1 sauce
(I’m joking)
Goose: uses fork
The spiffing brit: yes
This challenge can be super easy if you're willing to put the work ^^
Ralof: You’re finally awake, wait why do I hear the boss music
Pulls out fork and knife
Can you beat Skyrim while only using scrolls to attack and heal
You might run out of money, but maybe.
@@matthewsimon6170 guess you will max barter....
If you have dragonborn you can use the spider scrolls
Technically this is possible via having Speech leveled a ton and buying enough scrolls to win fights. Literally buying your way to victory with enough gold to probably buy the region twice over.
@@joshuakim5240 unless you actually only use scrolls, no skills.....but I guess it doesn't say that specifically, but you get my point since using speech is basically the only way.
The knifewarp is amazing, thanks Todd
Thanks Todd.
Thanks Todd.
Thanks Todd.
Thanks Todd.
I am really glad you did not go for the enchantment glitch with the knife and fork. Was really interesting to see that you can actually beat the game with a very odd weapon set that was written off as a joke item to do glitches on. Also I really love how in most of your challenges, you add a bit of your own story.
Can you beat Skyrim as a centaur?
You can only move and attack while on a horse
Wait... you can attack while riding a horse..?
silvercandra I don’t think so I think they’re only for mountain climbing
@@silvercandra4275 yeah, you can even use bow on horse back, this is in vanilla Skyrim, I'm pretty Shure you can even use a dagger if you wanted
Unlikely AFAIK you can not take horses inside.
@@smsff7 you could spawn a horse Inside with console commands
"This is just another Mitten Squad"
Good. More Mitten Squad is the dream
When you be waiting for the guy's voice to turn monotone and to attack his AC because of all the life sucked from all the challenges
People are suffering from having too much content.
I suffer from not having enough time!
And when I do, my glasses break and I'm stuck in a library forever.
@@Ohmargod i get that reference!
whoever the fuck this guy is > mitten squad.
mitten squad doesn't actually do the challenges he says he's gonna do, he always uses extra stuff like restoration magic. even his scrolls only playthrough, there's restoration scrolls for a reason but noooo he uses normal healing magic there's armour scrolls but nope he uses steel armour, failed IMO
mitten squad has better comentary but goose has better challenges and he take the challenges seriously
I started playing as a cannibal today in Skyrim.
Thought to myself; "This would probably be fun as a challange".
I think im in a simulation or smth because my minds been read.
You are probably sid the science kid, if you remember that kids show from way back
I've had that feeling too, I think of something and then I see youtube recommends be like "woah hey theres this video that was exactly your idea"
Great video, but there is one problem. You don't get to the cloud district very often.
I used to get to the cloud district very often, but then I took a arrow to the knee
Can you beat Skyrim with only your vampire powers? (Become vampire only use vampire stuff)
I can try for sure! I'll add it to the list! (Only question, are we saying vampire regular or does vampire lord count?)
G00SE_IT regular would be a lot more difficult because vampire lords are pretty strong, course i'll watch it either way lol
@@G00SEIT can u read my comment its a challenge idea for u :D
and btw HOW u get vampire and vampire lord once i got vampire and whole town attacked me and i didnt know what to do until i used a shrine lol
@@TQV3 you want to get attacked at stage 4 if you don't have dawnguard because apparently vampire Hunter showing up makes everybody not hate vampires or something
Ideas for a collab with you and "Muffin" Squad:
Beat Skyrim while one person control the mouse and the other person controls the keyboard. You two are in separate rooms and can't talk to each other. USB and HDMI extension cords?
One person is controlling the game blindfolded and the other person is backseat gaming.
It's mittens squad
You can just use a wireless mouse. I cast my laptop (bedroom) to the TV (living room) and use my mouse there. Only issue is it's kind of laggy, but it still works. Casting like this would also mean both can see what's on the screen
Almost a decade of playing and never knowing I can eat people in vanilla. Bravo me...
*insert Hannibal Joke here* , does the character just eat the corpses raw or does he cook them?🤔 Imagine your character just slapping down a chunk of human meat on the counter and trying to convince the shopkeep that it‘s beef 😂
Well considering the shopkeepers in bethesda games, they'd probably believe it.
What are they gonna do taste the raw meat a stranger just dropped on their counter?
To be fair, human meat apparently tastes like veal, so it wouldn't be that hard of a sell.
Next time you’re in Markarth, I recommend trying the bloodiest beef in the Reach. No Chianti or fava beans required.
@@jruler93 How do you know that?
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a fork in the knee.
And I ate my knee
My favorite food: Heimskir. The peace and silence while you eat him is just satisfying
Close second is nazeem, now he gets to the clod district exactly as often as i do
"Now I'm pretty sure most of you guys don't know what being a cannibal means..."
Me: *"Haha, Dragonborn go nom nom!"*
The outro music always throws me for a loop because a different CZcamsr I watched for a long time also uses it. Great challenge though, I'm glad to see some of your other challenges getting a good bunch of attention
Are you talking about TomFawkes?
@@CubistKiwi Yes I am, glad to see another Tommunist
Theoretically, you can do this as a were wolf too cause you can eat corpses
fun fact, you cannot eat a corpse as both a werewolf and as a mortal.
@@charmedrools1 but as seen in their werewolf video, you can permanently be a werewolf
@@Jormungandr2000 everyone knows that hircine's ring is bugged to have infinate uses.
what i'm saying is you can either eat them as a cannibal OR eat them as a wolf. NOT both.
@@charmedrools1 that's fair lol but what ISNT buggy in skyrim
Ohh.. I never tried that actually
@@charmedrools1 well technically even if you're not in transformed state as a werewolf, you ARE still a werewolf as you can still, well transform.
Can you beat Fallout 4 with only a Rolling Pin?
CAN YOU BEAT FO4 WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH only a leather left leg
Pffff, only some sort of glove group off brand would so that.
"Well, aren't you a treat?"
Me who is an absolute unit: Well, I am..
Me who is a scrawny boi: You're probably blind or just hungry for anyone, either way danke.
Also I realized that if you do the war first you can skip the council meeting and it will save 3 hours in your play through!
Yeah but the war takes too long, its better to just sit through the meeting while watching something interesting on the side.
Did it hurt when you fell out of the vending machinr cuz your a snacc
Can you beat Skyrim with just Illusion? (like using Frenzy on everyone)
Also watching you play Skyrim makes me feel that my game is stable compared to yours.
I tried this run yesterday but got stuck 3 hours in. Apperantly that is how much time it takes for my neighbours to smell the corpses in my house.
you're supposed to put them in the freezer omg
Hol up
Not if you eat the neighbors too
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ill still hit that, and if its the last i'm gonna do
and probably will be, but that's a sacrifice i'm willing to make
Same here
Saaaame
Just eat her before she eats you.
Take that eating as you like.
@@yannismpa3701 *Oh yeah, this is big brain time*
Imagine trynna smash a cartoon
the greybeards yell at us so loud it deafens us and the horn will restore us. we will use the horn as a hearing aid for the rest of the game!
had me in stitches!!
I like how you call delphine a Dolphin
Did anybody else (on their first playthrough) reach the part in the quest where Eola mind-controls the priest and suddenly realize with horror that she most DEFINITELY did the same thing to US at the start of the quest?
There is a dialog option where the DB asks "What are you doing to me?"
So yeah.
this channel is underrrated af let's get him to 250k subs guyssss
Maybe one day! I think we are growing quite well.
@@G00SEIT yeahh buddy ur the best u deserve more
I thought it was 700k
Man, your narration is just too good!!!!
I was dying of laughter the whole video, lol
Great challenge, this was hell of entertaining!!!
I'm happy that I found this channel like this today.
It has good content.
And the thumbnails are beautiful.
This channel deserves more views and likes.
Good luck.
Keep the great work.👍
I click and watch cuz of the art on the thumbnail, not going to lie about it. The video content is great!
Man your videos are great and hilarious, and your thumbnails are awesome
6:50 amazing script writing. Honestly this is why i subbed within a heartbeat :)
“casualty drops a dagger in the head of the Jarl”
Why can’t you use fists, there are a lot of foods you eat with just hands, like bagels and pizza
You can eat anything with your hands if you are brave enough
Because he has manners, duh...
Last time I checked, human meat isn't bagels OR pizza. There's very few kinds of meat you eat with your hands, especially compared to the numerous kinds you eat with a fork and knife.
And human intestines
The true question is remains unanswered: can u beat Cannibal as a Skyrim.
Well as skyrim you could glitch cannibal out of existence so yes
Noice englash commie
Thinking about it, maybe Alduin decided to save you from execution because he didn't want you to go to Nord heaven? I mean, you are the dragon born, and the guys you learn the shout from are just right there. And that is where Alduin was hiding this entire time.
Letting you die would basically speedrun the experience, since we all know you just let the essential NPCs do the fight for you anyway.
@G00SE this was gold. super entertaining. you are the peoples champion!
Still having PTSD with my wooden sword run.
How did that turn out for you
@@fernagaric2705 let just say it cost me 1 door and my sanity.
@@zalix5626 sounds like a memorable experience 10/10 would try it
@@fernagaric2705 "it has a litlle bit of something for everyone "
- Probably IGN
Somone could tell me a chair taste like a coffee cake and I’ll take a bite of it.
Every time I see you running with the fork and knife I giggle cuz it’s just too funny 😂
As a cannibal and a fan of Skyrim, I see this as an absolute win.
Great you can eat there souls AND there flesh! (also that enchantment DOES scale with the stone you use it gives it more charges with better stones)
Woot, great video!
Love your videos! Always makes me want to play Skyrim again :P
15:30 Ah, someone who knows trivia! Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Alduin, and Parthurnaax are all voiced by the same guy.
Do you do the art in your thumbnails yourself? Love your videos btw
I do yeah
@@G00SEIT no tracing going on at all huh?
No tracing, I have done a few redraws, but its all hand done myself.
@@G00SEIT good to know. although your fallout thumbnails are definitely traced which is kinda sad that you dont even mark them as such
Can you beat Skyrim with only animals? (Horses, dogs, trolls, etc.) Ask about it and I’ll answer to the best of my ability! [Insert useless emoticons]
I quite like this idea.
Horses in this game are absolute units. That would be fun.
I love your challenges contents, they’re fun to watch, the best part for being a cannibal is when guards says “your breath smells terrible, what in the oblivion did you eat?” That line always kills me of laughter XD
7:13 LMAO “they’ll summon us some more food to eat”
The fact you say fork and knife instead of knife and fork extremely upsets me
fork and knife is better tho 👀
I've never heard it as knife and fork
haha, knife and fork go clang
Fork is on the left knife is on the the right. So fork and then knife is right
6:28
“Parched” is when you’re thirsty.
“Peckish” is when you’re hungry.
Good run! Thanks for uploading!
I love the content and no ads. I can truly watch in peace :))
Anime girl on the thumbnail, count me in
Keep at it Walmart Mitten Squad and you'll be Target Mitten Squad any time now!
I love these videos cause the thumbnail always has a good pun/joke/phrase pertaining to the video. It’s great
Glad you like them!
I’ve got 100s of hours in this game from the past several years. Holy crap it’s almost been a decade.. but anyway I can never seem to get back into it but I love the nostalgia from watching CZcamsrs. Keep up the great work
If the knife scales with one-handed, just get an enchanted item of one-handed, and firtify restoration loop untill you enchant an ultimate pair of gauntlets or ring or amulet with all the damage boost you could ever need and more, and one-hit every boss witha butterknife.
Love the vids man. Keep it up :)
The commentary on the skyrim storyline and the "correct" way to do things is the best. Also the name pronunciation is great
"provides morale support"
npc's: you're dragon born!
Also I think the utensils had signatures on them identifying them to the stolen ones. Makes sense.
Found your channel through MDB Pokémon stadium series. Loving the content
I would LOVE more of these skyrim videos please!
This is great, I can see you getting those play buttons really soon
Fork and knife as a cannibal. This is just gold 😂🍽️
I subbed after youtube recommended your far cry 3 video. Quality content my guy.
Your thumbnails... superior
Also subbed👍🏻
Subscribed for the intro!
Idk why the simple intro is so damn nice but man do I love it.
Everyone: Ralof is nice
Gooseyboi: THATS SOME FINE FOOD RIGHT THERE
I only saw the thumbnail and I already know this is quality content
Lmao the fork and knige brought back some childhood memories when I used to play Skyrim 24/7.. I put some killer enchantments on them and killed a legendary dragon on legendary difficulty in a few hits lol
"just goose it"
Liked and subscribed.
The commentary is liquid gold
Honestly love these runs! What’re you thinking of doing next!
You're just gonna have to wait and see ;)
Brilliant storytelling through the run.
I love how he is always making a new story for every playthrough. Yes it's similar but it's still different every time.
Wow I just clicked on this cuz I like Skyrim challenges I’m not disappointed thanks guy definitely subscribing!! 😎👍
I love this guy's commentary.
I FREAKING LOVE YOUR THUMBNAILS. y e s
Me: "Kills chicken"
Every bounty hunter ever: "Hold my beer"
Your actually so underrated. You get a sub
Bon appetit this video was awesome
Man I love the goose intro
You, Sir, just got yourself a new viewer!
I just saw the thumbnail and knew this would be great.
"Her name is dolphin"... I was drinking and you made me spit. You earned the sub
You're my favorite youtuber, and i love the skyrim content. Could you do "can you beat skyrim with only bow and arrow"
Thank you! I can add it to the list but I feel like a lot of people would be mad to see what is likely their normal run.
Yo when the voice pop up out of nowhere it scared the shit out of me