"Stowaway Hearts" Kiri, Baku, Shin, Deku & Todo x Listener ASMR BNHA

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  • čas přidán 7. 07. 2019
  • Again, broke the record for the longest video because Kiri-baku-shin-deku-todo is a long name XD BUT IT WAS SO FUN TO MAKE! My fangirl heart was all over the place but I think I captured them despite the recent problems I've been having with youtube without putting tooooo much crazy stuff. Gonna be posting a bunch of alt endings to the story on pat since its been made clear if I go too far they'll take me down. I think that the silliness of Todoroki, the fun loving Kirishima and the ever direct Baku add a lot! Though I think that Shinsou and Deku may surprise a little bit! Here's hoping you love it as much as I loved making it!
    Also, the name "Stoleaway Hearts" came from my feel at the end of it! It feels like they're left as if to a ship at sea! Wishfully drifting in the ocean of love!
    Puppy channel is in the works! Just getting some vids ready by the day!
    The animation series is also in the works but I still have to properly teach myself modeling and rigging!
    if you like and happen to want more please consider leaving a like! If you enjoy comment be sure to go right ahead! I try and read all of em!
    If you want more content every single day please consider subscribing!
    「 links & fun stuff 」
    ▷ society6.com/yagamiyato MERCH SHOP IS NOW LIVE!!! Check it out if you want some fun trinkets of the channel! Giveaways will happen on my discord from time to time! 」
    ▷ support me on my patreon to support me and get access to exclusive posts n audios ✦ 「 / yagamiyato 」
    ▷ consider joining my discord ! we'd love to meet you there ✦ 「 / discord 」
    ▷ special thanks to the thumbnail artist, Todorotin Shoutin!!! They help out a bunch!!
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  • @-imi-
    @-imi- Před 5 lety +7000

    Welcome to Yato Land where all your dreams come true! (Disclaimer: as many dreams as we can we can’t really promise all of them, I mean…)
    Anywayyyy, please keep all of your belongings with you at all times. Your safety is our number one concern so please listen to the park attendants and do not enter any restricted areas. Really. Don't. Our sammich stand is closed today but the spicy fries cafe is open and ready to serve you the hot, spicy noms you desire! Please be aware that one of our rides, the Deku Dash, has been....malfunctioning lately so...be cautious. Seriously. Something's off. Besides that please enjoy your time here and uh...try to make it out alive. ^^

    • @YagamiYato
      @YagamiYato  Před 5 lety +1793

      This is a whole mood, wait can I say that?

    • @AngalieMoon
      @AngalieMoon Před 5 lety +662

      @@YagamiYato You liking your own comment is a mood.

    • @sinnr666
      @sinnr666 Před 5 lety +217

      Best comment I've read today

    • @sinnr666
      @sinnr666 Před 5 lety +158

      @@AngalieMoon HUGE M00D

    • @K.R.Graphics
      @K.R.Graphics Před 5 lety +176

      I would really like to know what's wrong with deku dash

  • @nyansound7468
    @nyansound7468 Před 5 lety +4567

    Listener: *sneezes*
    Izuku, in the vents: bless you.
    Listener: gOD?!

  • @Keys09
    @Keys09 Před 5 lety +4504

    I like..
    *Big boys*
    *itty bitty boys*
    *Mississippi boys*
    *in the city boys*
    *I like the pretty boys, with the bowtie*
    *get cha nails did, let em blowdry*
    *I like a big beard*
    *I like a clean face*
    *I dont discriminate, come and get a taste*

    • @roselia2102
      @roselia2102 Před 5 lety +520

      I like
      *half boys*
      *precious crying boys*
      *kitty boys*
      *explodey boys*
      *hard boys*

    • @babeyvenus
      @babeyvenus Před 5 lety +293

      Lol
      When I went to find my kiwi
      I looked inside the pantry
      When the pantry no have kiwi
      I looked at my roomie
      My roommate ate my kiwi
      *And so I ate my roomie*

    • @Keys09
      @Keys09 Před 5 lety +105

      @@babeyvenus rip roomie

    • @pikagirl6563
      @pikagirl6563 Před 5 lety +137

      *can i just have my half and half and leave*

    • @Keys09
      @Keys09 Před 5 lety +85

      @@pikagirl6563 NO
      Take them all

  • @musicals.free-therapy8927
    @musicals.free-therapy8927 Před 4 lety +871

    Them: all fighting over me
    Me: I'm choosing Koda picks up the cat and leaves

  • @ox8597
    @ox8597 Před 4 lety +1894

    Bakugo: "WE'LL SEE WHO'S LONGER"
    Me: "that's what she said."

  • @tokyo.dragon30
    @tokyo.dragon30 Před 5 lety +1323

    Yato: *music stops*
    Me: ...
    I'm scared

  • @victoriaara818
    @victoriaara818 Před 4 lety +1116

    *Music stop*
    Me: I'm gonna died......I'm scared

    • @shawneeetherington5479
      @shawneeetherington5479 Před 4 lety +13

      Eh heh heh we are going to be destroyed...

    • @glendaosullivan4573
      @glendaosullivan4573 Před 4 lety +16

      Me: **trying to stop Shoto from eating me** I'm going to be eaten alive T^T

    • @nevaehamaxwell4693
      @nevaehamaxwell4693 Před 4 lety +9

      *chuckles* haha I'm in danger👀🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃😉😉😉😉😉🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😲😯😮

    • @kiyotaka8226
      @kiyotaka8226 Před 3 lety +7

      ʟᴀᴜɢʜs Im in ✨ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀ✨

    • @emily5009
      @emily5009 Před 3 lety +3

      Time stamp 👉🏻👈🏻

  • @rottingveggies
    @rottingveggies Před 4 lety +1602

    “Who’s this cutie~ ?”
    tf did the villains do ?? give me plastic surgery ????

    • @strwbrrygigi
      @strwbrrygigi Před 4 lety +84

      I feel like listener looks like she came out of sakimichan’s art or something-

    • @shototodoroki5622
      @shototodoroki5622 Před 3 lety +66

      I bet your cute

    • @rottingveggies
      @rottingveggies Před 3 lety +37

      Dabi Todoroki dude you just made my day :’)

    • @heavensloser4790
      @heavensloser4790 Před 3 lety +18

      😭🤣🤣🤣😭🤣damn they really must’ve done something to my face

    • @heavensloser4790
      @heavensloser4790 Před 3 lety +14

      Dabi Todoroki DABI WHY ARE YOU HERE CALLING RANDOM PEOPLE CUTE?!

  • @spiritualgirljenna222
    @spiritualgirljenna222 Před 4 lety +1966

    Todoroki: “Alexa play cannibal by Kesha”

  • @roselia2102
    @roselia2102 Před 5 lety +4189

    *IT’S OFFICIAL. IT’S A BOKU NO HAREM-*

    • @pikagirl6563
      @pikagirl6563 Před 5 lety +96

      @@ghostly9107 *YES I NEED THIS NOW*

    • @ghostly9107
      @ghostly9107 Před 5 lety +80

      Pika Girl
      *YOUR DESIRES HAVE BEEN DELIVERED*

    • @sawyer9811
      @sawyer9811 Před 5 lety +122

      ...maybe the listener has the quirk, wait, I should introduce it properly...Listener! Quirk: Harem! Harem quirk is we’re multiple people get attracted to listener once they touch someone with their middle finger!!

    • @pikagirl6563
      @pikagirl6563 Před 5 lety +26

      @@ghostly9107 *FINALLY*

    • @cutthecamerasdeadass5669
      @cutthecamerasdeadass5669 Před 5 lety +46

      @@sawyer9811 "when they touch someone with their middle finger" as soon as I read that I was dying! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @loogwaikotchamon2350
    @loogwaikotchamon2350 Před 4 lety +1958

    "I'd like to eat- talk to them.."
    - Shoto Todoroki

  • @beetlethatsme2838
    @beetlethatsme2838 Před 4 lety +488

    Everyone to todorki:
    *listener is friend. Not. Food.*

  • @spillthe8298
    @spillthe8298 Před 4 lety +742

    "Men can't be trusted"
    Me: *OH MY GOD BAKUHOE YOUR A WOMAN*

  • @patch3938
    @patch3938 Před 5 lety +2347

    "I'd think they'd be delicious between two pieces of bread."
    - Shoto Todoroki

  • @skittle.edits_
    @skittle.edits_ Před 5 lety +3618

    ‘Avengers: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history.’
    Yagami Yato: Hold my beer.

  • @claracatlady9844
    @claracatlady9844 Před 4 lety +661

    “See I brought a blindfold...”
    Me: Do you just conveniently carry that thing around Kiri?

  • @spillthe8298
    @spillthe8298 Před 4 lety +492

    "I'm sorry person but I think I must eat you"
    Me: *WEZZEING*

  • @valheth
    @valheth Před 5 lety +1359

    Bakugou: Wait who is this cutie?
    Me: Its a me, a Mario Yahoo

    • @imtired_24_7
      @imtired_24_7 Před 4 lety +29

      Bakugou-is-best '3' don’t explode meh!

    • @meiiwitani377
      @meiiwitani377 Před 4 lety +5

      Rofl

    • @Whydid100
      @Whydid100 Před 4 lety +13

      I said "y'ALL ARE ON A MISSION CAN WE DO THIS LATER-"

    • @amiekko
      @amiekko Před 4 lety +12

      YaHoO~ **stomps on younger brother**

    • @tamakiamajiki6757
      @tamakiamajiki6757 Před 4 lety +10

      Omg I'm weezing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @huachengssilvervambrace8815
    @huachengssilvervambrace8815 Před 5 lety +4182

    Todoroki: “I’m sorry, person I’ve never met before, I think I want to eat you..”
    Me, backing away slowly: “fish are friends, not food...”

  • @caseyldi
    @caseyldi Před 4 lety +491

    Todoroki: *Interrupts the conversation*
    Me: "Ayyyyyye Shoto is here! Guys look Shoto is here!"
    Shinso: *Sarcastic and tired of people's fluff*
    Deku: *Trying to get the hostage out of the near death situation*
    Todo: *Trying to help and take thinks seriously*
    Kiri: *Keeping everyone's morale up*
    Baku: *Being an angry explosion boy*
    Me: *Sitting in a corner tied up in a chair genuinely enjoying the show*
    Hotel: *Trivago*

  • @library.collective
    @library.collective Před 4 lety +323

    todo: "as soon as possible, if possible"
    kiri: "did you just say possible twice?"
    yato calling herself out on misspeaking is such a mood

  • @thesrj
    @thesrj Před 5 lety +2409

    My sister saw this and all I hear downstairs is
    *SIXSOME*
    ....Im worried about her...

    • @lycheeoverit
      @lycheeoverit Před 5 lety +146

      Bruh when I saw this I was like "Oh hell naw this is gonna be an ass blasting bitchloid" (Thanks Markiplier XD) I am not ready at all. Listener is gonna be QUAKING!

    • @dumdum333
      @dumdum333 Před 5 lety +83

      If it’s over five then it’s an orgy 😂

    • @lycheeoverit
      @lycheeoverit Před 5 lety +45

      @@dumdum333 That's a And I oop- moment XD

    • @nekodzuken4188
      @nekodzuken4188 Před 5 lety +77

      *next video is a twentysome-*

    • @lycheeoverit
      @lycheeoverit Před 5 lety +49

      @@nekodzuken4188 I swear if he did that I would be dead and so would Listener XD

  • @tinygomi
    @tinygomi Před 4 lety +3398

    Them : *calling me "cutie"*
    Me : Y'all need glasses.

    • @ashhellfire8656
      @ashhellfire8656 Před 4 lety +109

      *Saame, that was my reaction too! I just out loud said: "Y'all are blind as a bat!"*

    • @Marawarapara
      @Marawarapara Před 4 lety +22

      me tbh XDD

    • @jaylarichardson6609
      @jaylarichardson6609 Před 4 lety +26

      i can't stop crying this was funny af

    • @katarina504
      @katarina504 Před 4 lety +44

      i was like : SoMeOnE gEt HeLp I tHiNk ThEy GoNe BlInD!!!

    • @andreajavierdeveyra
      @andreajavierdeveyra Před 4 lety +17

      I say the same thing to my friends, when they compliment me...

  • @MaggieJ553
    @MaggieJ553 Před 4 lety +298

    Bokugou: men can't be trusted
    Shinso: and just what the hell are you then
    Me:👌

    • @Stardust29690
      @Stardust29690 Před 3 lety +5

      Me:he’s non-binary lol

    • @simivalleydave
      @simivalleydave Před 2 lety +2

      Shinso is a savage

    • @altawaller1907
      @altawaller1907 Před 2 lety +2

      Bakuhoe identifies as a pomeranian prounouns woof/arf

    • @thel.i.m.c.s9472
      @thel.i.m.c.s9472 Před 2 lety

      @@altawaller1907 OMG YEASSS THATS HER PRONOUN LIKE HELL YEAAA

    • @maxenergy6171
      @maxenergy6171 Před 2 lety +1

      Bakugou: I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU NEED FROM A MAN!!! OR A WOMAN.

  • @lifedead6592
    @lifedead6592 Před 4 lety +385

    Kirishima: *takes a blind kiss but kisses my nose* whoops that's ur nose heh
    Me:...
    Best kiss yet-

  • @YagamiYato
    @YagamiYato  Před 5 lety +4018

    So like, I may have gone overboard but that's totally the point I think! >:3

    • @-imi-
      @-imi- Před 5 lety +212

      Don't mind the crazy behind the curtain...

    • @aj-wk3hz
      @aj-wk3hz Před 5 lety +201

      but thats what we *crave*

    • @4th4nm.32
      @4th4nm.32 Před 5 lety +134

      Yagami Yato YOU ARE MYYY
      ANGEEEELLLL

    • @ash_1013
      @ash_1013 Před 5 lety +71

      I think it’s good to go overboard sometimes

    • @cherrystudio981
      @cherrystudio981 Před 5 lety +60

      You have bless our sin souls

  • @pichupa8392
    @pichupa8392 Před 5 lety +991

    When you thought 3 was not enough
    Yato: *throws the whole combo*

  • @kathryndavid8098
    @kathryndavid8098 Před 4 lety +224

    Todoroki: and we can even give you an apple
    Me, eating an apple: WHEEZE

    • @rebbecachunn
      @rebbecachunn Před 3 lety +9

      I was like did he just imply I was a pig? 🐷

  • @niviennemantua3633
    @niviennemantua3633 Před 3 lety +253

    Todoroki parts
    23:23 23:46 - Plan
    23:56 24:06 - Appreciation
    24:35 24:45 - The good point
    24:51 24:55 - Ask
    25:30 25:34 - OP
    26:25 26:33 - Confession thinking
    26:55 27:00 - Taking kiri's confession
    27:09 - Misunderstand
    27:12 - Heart flutter
    35:24 35:33 - Second motion
    35:34 35:57 - hunger and cannibal
    37:47 38:00 - Pay attention
    38:02 38:08 - Seasoning
    39:18 39:32 - Think of the quirk
    40:14 40:19 - Stomachs
    40:31 40:50 - The phrase
    41:02 41:13 - More stomachs
    46:16 45:24 - Move on
    46:59 47:02 - Why? yes!
    48:06 - Besides
    THANK YOU FOR 2 LIKES

  • @LyricalNova25
    @LyricalNova25 Před 5 lety +1938

    Shinsou and I: (making out)
    Kirishima: (interrupts)
    Me in real life: DAMMIT
    Shinsou: Damn...

    • @megosh_
      @megosh_ Před 4 lety +66

      My exact reaction bro
      *VERY SAD*

    • @megosh_
      @megosh_ Před 4 lety +57

      1:11:30
      YOU’RE WELCOME

    • @sophiiqp
      @sophiiqp Před 4 lety +26

      I went: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT KIRISHIMA ILY BUT YFUFURFUIO

    • @denkikaminari3361
      @denkikaminari3361 Před 4 lety +13

      I would lock the door💜💜💜💜

    • @user-ex9be7pq3c
      @user-ex9be7pq3c Před 4 lety +3

      Asteroid Star THanks

  • @adgforevermore3699
    @adgforevermore3699 Před 5 lety +478

    We totally have a harem quirk/injection.
    I'm shook like I don't know what. Midoriya actually threatened to punch kacchan in the face! That drug must be SERIOUS.
    Midoryia is whipped and I mean HARD.

  • @alexinnit_live2008
    @alexinnit_live2008 Před 4 lety +333

    Me: *Was trying to stay calm*
    Todoroki: I want to eat you~
    Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! WHY TODOROKI!!*

    • @Sal-ym7pm
      @Sal-ym7pm Před 3 lety +5

      **wHeEzEs at 7am**

    • @1ZenitsuandAkanefan
      @1ZenitsuandAkanefan Před 3 lety +1

      Same I am not that tasty

    • @izukam.9107
      @izukam.9107 Před 3 lety +1

      Hun if you eat me you will need to brush and clean your mouth for a month

    • @amywolf
      @amywolf Před 2 lety +1

      Todoroki really said " I am cannibal. "

  • @lesscatranslations
    @lesscatranslations Před 4 lety +234

    Them talking about who gets to go first:
    Us like: ;-:

  • @writers_block
    @writers_block Před 5 lety +741

    Kaminari: Haha! I'm now the longest video to exist on this channel!
    Kirishima, Bakugo, Shinso, Deku, & Todoroki: *I'm about to end this man's whole career.*

  • @jullienemeneely7188
    @jullienemeneely7188 Před 5 lety +620

    All might: “I must begone”
    Me: “ThOT!!!!”

  • @lunaangel4236
    @lunaangel4236 Před 4 lety +564

    Me, a deaf person: *turns up the volume to hear Deku*
    Bakugou: *enters the chat*
    My ears: AHH TURN IT DOWN!! QUICK!!

  • @loving-my-life-3241
    @loving-my-life-3241 Před 4 lety +174

    26:09
    ME: Kirishima is pansexual and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @kalhoon8704
    @kalhoon8704 Před 5 lety +810

    1:00:00 NSFW STARTS PEOPLE!!
    1st. TODOROKI
    2nd. SHINSOU
    3rd. KIRISHIMA
    4th. dEku
    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST!!! 5TH. IS BAKUGOU!!

    • @ul4284
      @ul4284 Před 5 lety +40

      Damian Click thank you lord

    • @loveydovey9733
      @loveydovey9733 Před 5 lety +44

      Shinsou is 2nd, actually!

    • @kalhoon8704
      @kalhoon8704 Před 5 lety +31

      @@loveydovey9733 yeah I kinda just found that out. I was going to change it, but I'm too lazy

    • @Cecelia021
      @Cecelia021 Před 5 lety +64

      Some people would say "Save the best for last!" You know? 😳

    • @mariana.0p
      @mariana.0p Před 5 lety +38

      My husbandos in this video are in line as they are in my list of husbandos

  • @Rainbows_shine_through
    @Rainbows_shine_through Před 5 lety +547

    Shouto: sorry person ive never met before. But...i think i want to eat you..
    *WHOA THERE BUSTER*

  • @starrynightgames8878
    @starrynightgames8878 Před 4 lety +234

    I was like kiribakushindekutodo
    That's Kiri, Bakugo, Shinso, deku AND Todoroki! That's 5 people man! Then I looked more....and saw x Listener........ my exact words were "Were doing Sixsomes now.....okay then"

    • @kyranrogers1120
      @kyranrogers1120 Před 4 lety +5

      Or an "orgy" for that matter 😳😏

    • @shawneeetherington5479
      @shawneeetherington5479 Před 4 lety +4

      Welp we are going to be totally sore...

    • @bawkcluck
      @bawkcluck Před 3 lety +4

      We can barely deal with three! How is six gonna work?!

    • @elusivegamergirl
      @elusivegamergirl Před 3 lety +4

      Ummm.....so we're taking turns or being teamed up on a bit, it sounds like..... kinky? Depending on the pairs, that sounds hot (0.0) 🔥💕

    • @-echofire-2004
      @-echofire-2004 Před 3 lety +3

      Rip listeners ass-

  • @ilovewomenn69
    @ilovewomenn69 Před 4 lety +126

    Everyone: we can’t look!
    Me: dis a whole other of BirdBox!!!
    *kiri hugs izuku*
    Me: THAT WAS THE MOST WHOLESOMENESS MOMENT EVER
    Kiri: what’s banging
    Also me: that’s what he SAID!!!!!

  • @gachakatmat8323
    @gachakatmat8323 Před 4 lety +3758

    Deku: low key scared
    Todo: Cannibal
    Baku: mid-life crisis
    Kiri: "rock hard"
    Shinso: kinda, sorta sane
    God: dissapointed
    Devil: dosent even want me
    Life: gone
    Wig: snatched
    Tea: spilled
    Sleep: where?
    Hotel: Trivago

    • @NovaNovy7
      @NovaNovy7 Před 4 lety +97

      Sleep? who's she?

    • @politicalmavenDC
      @politicalmavenDC Před 4 lety +65

      When it supposed to be asmr but it’s a harem with you as the main character being scared and wanting to just go home and binge watch black butler and pet your animals

    • @errisss
      @errisss Před 4 lety +26

      +school tomorrow

    • @Cotton-Cream
      @Cotton-Cream Před 4 lety +4

      @@NovaNovy7 ikr?

    • @Cotton-Cream
      @Cotton-Cream Před 4 lety +5

      Why is this all true?

  • @yeetanddelete4689
    @yeetanddelete4689 Před 5 lety +649

    todoroki: what is love..?
    me: *BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME NO MOREEEE*

  • @cecilmcgillicutty9038
    @cecilmcgillicutty9038 Před 4 lety +187

    hEy kId yOu wAnT sOmE
    *whispers* Time Stamps?
    29:30 Listener Is Found
    31:46 Bakugou Joins The Party
    34:33 Gang is Reunited
    1:00:29 Todoroki's Turn
    1:07:16 Shinso's Turn
    1:13:21 Kiri's Turn
    1:22:04 Deku's Turn
    1:33:09 Bakugo's Turn
    1:39:16 Turns are officially over

  • @elleganccee
    @elleganccee Před 4 lety +119

    Heart: *Aching*
    Nose: *NoseBleed*
    Cheeks: *Red Af BOI*
    Hands: *Shaking*
    Life: *Gone*
    God: *Disappointed*
    Satan: *Shook*

  • @CatyCool_FellowFangirlHere
    @CatyCool_FellowFangirlHere Před 5 lety +807

    There totally should be a part two to this, who's with me!

  • @astersp
    @astersp Před 5 lety +555

    55:46 “has anyone ever told you you laugh like courage the cowardly dog” IK TF HE DID NOT LMFAOOO 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @justsomeoneelse3644
    @justsomeoneelse3644 Před 4 lety +167

    Quirk: harem
    Info: makes people who are in there vicinity fall in love or sexually attracted to them By emitting special pheromones,
    When you look at the user the
    Effect gets stronger
    Type : emitter
    What happens:
    The villians kidnapped them used a quirk enhancing serum to use them against the heroes but the result was not a better effect but that they couldn't control when they used it anymore
    And it caused them to be more forward to the effected
    Result: harem bnha boys

  • @thisisrapeiamsuing3549
    @thisisrapeiamsuing3549 Před 4 lety +184

    They say “friends” we say my hero ACEADEMIA
    They say super man we say all might
    They say pervert we say Mineta
    They say wife we say Waifu
    They husband we say husbando
    K bai

  • @kennedymanuel1651
    @kennedymanuel1651 Před 5 lety +289

    Todoroki: So is everyone down with cannibalism orrrr
    *marty im scared-*

  • @laaiqahb6880
    @laaiqahb6880 Před 5 lety +1707

    Todoroki is taking the phrase 'looking like a snacc' way too literally

  • @darkpilot2
    @darkpilot2 Před 4 lety +42

    Kiri: w...w...wardrobe malfunction
    Me: ... that ain't no malfunction

  • @gachamonika5011
    @gachamonika5011 Před 4 lety +70

    No one:
    Me:
    Da bois:
    Todoroki: imma eat you up
    Me: THIS IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF THE CANNIBAL DANCE!!!!!!!!

  • @prettyfish6747
    @prettyfish6747 Před 5 lety +538

    Bakugou: “STUPID FUZZY HEAD”
    Me: “.....ppppFFTTTT..!!!!...”
    Todoroki: * talking about eating us *
    Me: **spits out tea**
    “AHHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HECK?????”
    Todoroki again: “...I think they would be delicious between two pieces of bread..”
    Me: * trying sooo hard not to laugh *
    “PFFTTTAAHAHAHA WHYYY AND WHAT THE ACTUAL CINNAMON TOAST FRACK IS THIS.?!!!!”
    I love this so much...🥰😂

  • @darcytrump9366
    @darcytrump9366 Před 5 lety +1949

    Okay I need to write a Quirk description for this
    Quirk: Aphrodite
    Type: Emitter, Harem
    About: The Aphrodite quirk allows the user to cause a target to fall in love and/or become sexually attracted to them. The many scientists that have studied this quirk have multiple theories on how it works. The main one is that the user has heightened control over the release of pheromones in the body. The second is that the user can control the target's brain to produce the feelings. No matter how it works, this quirk can be extremely useful to the user for gathering intel, manipulating foe and/or friend if needed. etc. The user has control over when the infatuation will wear off.
    Amplification: The Shadow Cobras' development of a quirk amplification serum caused concern in the hero community. Thankfully, there is only one known case of the use of this serum, and it was on an Aphrodite user. The user and the heroes that saved them reported that just making eye contact with the user was enough to cause them to fall under the user's quirk. The second major observation was that it took either complete satisfaction of the victim of the quirk or the time for the serum to wear off for everything to return to normal. It took approximately a week and a half to two weeks to completely disappear from the user.

  • @bakugoxme7275
    @bakugoxme7275 Před 4 lety +201

    Bakugo: men can’t be trusted
    Shinto: then what the hell are you
    Me: he’s a boy

    • @alicedawnime6414
      @alicedawnime6414 Před 3 lety +4

      In a more scientific way... He's human....

    • @-echofire-2004
      @-echofire-2004 Před 3 lety +5

      He is not a man, but a pomeranian

    • @magnolia7184
      @magnolia7184 Před 3 lety +1

      He’s OUR boy-

    • @magnolia7184
      @magnolia7184 Před 3 lety +1

      @@-echofire-2004 not just a Pomeranian an ✨a n g r y P o m e r a n i a n✨

    • @lnbakugo62
      @lnbakugo62 Před 2 lety

      @Bakugo X me :0 are you my new sis

  • @rue1shere.
    @rue1shere. Před 4 lety +81

    Todoroki: **talks about eating Listener**
    Listener: *jazz music stops*

  • @hanibunnn
    @hanibunnn Před 5 lety +725

    When Katsuki called himself the main course and Midoriya the appetizer. I cried

  • @hanna_ca2624
    @hanna_ca2624 Před 4 lety +1711

    Me during Izuku's "special" part : Uh.... Wait a second... *remembers what All Might said in the begining*
    All Might : I WILL BE WATCHING HAHAHA !
    Me : *CHOKES ON CEREALS*

  • @quwandathornton
    @quwandathornton Před 4 lety +46

    Kirishima: “Mocking bird!! Mocking bird!!! We’re all safeeee- oh I wasn’t suppose to say that!!” ^_^;
    Todoroki: *cringes*
    Shin: this idiot.

  • @lolahowllington6316
    @lolahowllington6316 Před 4 lety +66

    When Deku says I can't open my eyes he sounds like he's in Bird Box😂

  • @user-qr4wd8ph2l
    @user-qr4wd8ph2l Před 5 lety +834

    1:05:37
    Me: No- YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!
    *points at all the boys*
    “YOU’RE ALL BREATHTAKING!”

  • @Ryuuko-chan
    @Ryuuko-chan Před 4 lety +743

    1° Todoroki - Prince
    2° Shinsou - Gentlement
    3° Kirishima - Cutie
    4° Midoriya - Possessive
    5° Bakugou - Main course
    Edit: Thanks for 550 likes🥳👌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾
    Edit 2: 612 like AYE (thanks @Mina Ashido ❤)

  • @devilishlydistant7103
    @devilishlydistant7103 Před 4 lety +51

    Kiri: MOCKINGBIIIIRRRRD
    Me: *GOD?!*

  • @trenchcoatbees8386
    @trenchcoatbees8386 Před 4 lety +60

    Shoto:*says literally anything*
    Me: Mom come pick me up I’m scared.

  • @nier4735
    @nier4735 Před 4 lety +561

    No one:
    Deku: *breathes*
    Bakugou: I DON'T THINK SO *_DeKu!!_*

  • @messabihamira9682
    @messabihamira9682 Před 5 lety +318

    Shinsou: just go stand in the corner
    Todoroki: oh maaan😐
    That killed me😂😂

  • @3ggz_
    @3ggz_ Před 3 lety +40

    Shoto: *Cannibal*
    Bakugou: *In love with a cat*
    Shinso: *Hasn't gotten sleep*
    Kiri: *Being laughed at ;-;*
    Izuku: *Being a good boi UwU*
    Kota: *Betraying Boom Boom Boi*

  • @bluesan5379
    @bluesan5379 Před 4 lety +60

    kiri: whats after bronze?
    shin: i...idont actually know
    me: turquoise then blue
    shoto: turquoise then blue
    me: *shocked pikachu face*

  • @WereWolfSword
    @WereWolfSword Před 5 lety +334

    Shinso: "They have the high ground."
    *Meanwhile*
    A Villain on the roof of the office building: "I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"

  • @anpanman_child_lover7505
    @anpanman_child_lover7505 Před 5 lety +896

    Deku is my waifu,todoroki is my husband,bakugou is my master,kirishima is my boyfriend,shinsou is my baby
    But I love them equally 😚😚😚😙😙

  • @breonnefuller8394
    @breonnefuller8394 Před 4 lety +68

    Deku: Expect for you kacchan you seem more of a solo act
    Me: Damn right
    Bakugo: Damn right
    Also me: *we are one*

  • @starstruck8075
    @starstruck8075 Před 4 lety +252

    I asked my friend what's the longest ship name she's heard
    She said BakuTodoDeku
    I said to her, incorrect, have you heard of KiriBakuShinDekuTodo?
    *She asked how I said that without stopping and asked if I was on mushrooms*

    • @err0r341
      @err0r341 Před 3 lety +10

      Lol I can beat you,
      KiriKamiShinBakuTodoDeku

    • @redfoxwright1482
      @redfoxwright1482 Před 3 lety +7

      What about
      ShigDabiKiriKamiShinBakuTodoDeku😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @itsokayihatemeto2268
      @itsokayihatemeto2268 Před 3 lety +6

      Hah ima beat u all kiribakudekutodoshigdabikamisero

    • @err0r341
      @err0r341 Před 3 lety +6

      @@itsokayihatemeto2268 How about KiribakudekutodoshigidabikamiIidasero

    • @Stardust29690
      @Stardust29690 Před 3 lety +2

      Y’all for got one person......y/n! Take the longest ship name u know and and this to it!urbwelcome

  • @husbando_glore9538
    @husbando_glore9538 Před 5 lety +644

    *sees spider in my room*
    Me: eh, lemme me watch this first...then I'll murder you
    *#Yatomakesspiderslivelonger*

    • @WarlordWorld
      @WarlordWorld Před 5 lety +17

      Nah B I'd have to have my mom or grandma or dad kill dat SPIDER I have arachnophobia

    • @husbando_glore9538
      @husbando_glore9538 Před 5 lety +5

      @@WarlordWorld lol ya

    • @WarlordWorld
      @WarlordWorld Před 5 lety +10

      @@wolfy4597 no fuck spiders

    • @WarlordWorld
      @WarlordWorld Před 5 lety +9

      @@husbando_glore9538 I hate spiders they can kiss my ass

    • @ur_.moms._favorite
      @ur_.moms._favorite Před 5 lety +12

      @@WarlordWorld nah I don't think u want that

  • @angelalonghart1729
    @angelalonghart1729 Před 5 lety +662

    thanos: i destroyed half of the world with a snap of my fingers
    yagami yato: i made a video of 1 hour and 47 minutes of 5 characters that i played myself
    thanos: HOW?!?!!

  • @maani_aani06
    @maani_aani06 Před 4 lety +145

    The way Shinsou said “I’m quaking.” Killed me. Swear to God and Satan

    • @maani_aani06
      @maani_aani06 Před 4 lety +5

      Todoroki trying to eat me is killing me.

  • @montidoz
    @montidoz Před 4 lety +56

    Current vibes
    Shinsou: draw you last pathetic straw Bakugou.
    Kirishima: people are friends not food

  • @ashlyharris3457
    @ashlyharris3457 Před 5 lety +1273

    Todo:"Has anyone told you that you laugh like Courage the Cowardly Dog?"
    Me: *Spits tea*

  • @TotalleeLee
    @TotalleeLee Před 5 lety +229

    "I- uh.. get in the corner"
    "Aww man"

  • @moonrock_al8257
    @moonrock_al8257 Před 4 lety +90

    Me; creating a mental image of each one of them, mentally pointing to Shoto: idiot
    Pointing to Baku: Hot Head
    Pointing to Shinso: H o t t
    Pointing to Izu: Sweet
    Pointing to Kiri:
    *M a n l y*

  • @tamakiamajiki6757
    @tamakiamajiki6757 Před 4 lety +65

    [Discord]
    Shinso- go stand in the corner
    Shoto- aw man...
    Shoto has left room
    Shoto has entered the corner
    Tamiki- h-hey t-t-todoroki
    Shoto- what's up man

    • @randomgirl2061
      @randomgirl2061 Před 2 lety +1

      🤣😂

    • @theweeb_0294
      @theweeb_0294 Před 2 lety

      i-i-i-i want to go home 🥺🥺 love this comment even tho it was s year ago

    • @ceecee_bloom1622
      @ceecee_bloom1622 Před rokem

      Yk if he was added into the chaos tho…tbh I’d probably hug him the whole time he’s too wholesome for this craziness 😅💜

  • @Nichiyami
    @Nichiyami Před 5 lety +738

    *Shinso said “I’m quaking” and I fell out of my chair and spit out my water*

  • @ralucadelajijila1959
    @ralucadelajijila1959 Před 4 lety +1599

    Izuku: What's the matter babe? Can't handle a real man?
    Me: Ok boi, you almost started crying two minutes ago because you were afraid to look at me. Don't take me with "babe" and "a real man".

    • @eggyolk7303
      @eggyolk7303 Před 4 lety +31

      *does the renegade* that's how mc do

    • @kroma9698
      @kroma9698 Před 4 lety +39

      **Slowly backing away...**

    • @cloudkay5689
      @cloudkay5689 Před 4 lety +27

      Yeah that caught me wayyy off guard

    • @jennybiatch9877
      @jennybiatch9877 Před 4 lety +8

      Raluca Georgiana HAHAAHHAAHAHA true omfg this comment made me wHeEzE cause I read it when he said this and I hahahahah

    • @yoursleeppraylasisuwu6380
      @yoursleeppraylasisuwu6380 Před 4 lety +6

      Well Mcdamn

  • @ryrysunter7714
    @ryrysunter7714 Před 4 lety +78

    Shinsou busy doing his thing, becomes incredibly quiet
    My Heart: Ahhh Silence
    Kiri: WHOAH THERE
    My Heart: No longer functioning due to heart attack.

  • @twisty5930
    @twisty5930 Před 4 lety +76

    You can pinpoint the exact moment when his heart rips in two
    29:44

  • @robinofhsr
    @robinofhsr Před 5 lety +1503

    I swear, if Yato makes an 18+ for this that will be it...
    My ass is going to hell lmaoooo

    • @coffeemochamochi
      @coffeemochamochi Před 5 lety +96

      Oh god if that happens... Every fangirl/boy will be dead..

    • @demondumba5548
      @demondumba5548 Před 5 lety +85

      I was actually a little sad when I noticed it wasn't a sammich version.We all goin to hell.

    • @SeaSleeps_
      @SeaSleeps_ Před 5 lety +15

      Lmao yep lol

    • @Moon_Silky
      @Moon_Silky Před 5 lety +14

      Same lel

    • @mariangelyr.e.5555
      @mariangelyr.e.5555 Před 5 lety +28

      Yeah...don't think your a$$ is the only one going to hell X3

  • @normapruneda8417
    @normapruneda8417 Před 4 lety +46

    Todoroki: "i'd like to eat- talk to them"
    Me: mama come pick me up

  • @wut7288
    @wut7288 Před 4 lety +74

    So our quirk attracts people. Now imagine if all the UA hero boys were *emo*

    • @makhiathomas7575
      @makhiathomas7575 Před 3 lety +8

      “Choke me like you hate me but you love me”😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Stardust29690
      @Stardust29690 Před 3 lety +2

      Damn I don’t know what I’d do then

    • @jayyy260
      @jayyy260 Před 3 lety

      Well shit imagine that

  • @kayslays7788
    @kayslays7788 Před 5 lety +710

    What type of drugs is Todoroki on?!
    ...*and where can I get some?!*

    • @PawWolf
      @PawWolf Před 5 lety +29

      Cocaine, don't ask me why ik

    • @doodle_freak
      @doodle_freak Před 5 lety +22

      Hes on more than that I assure u

    • @TotallynotValerie
      @TotallynotValerie Před 5 lety +35

      I bet its catnip....

    • @benuwu9719
      @benuwu9719 Před 5 lety +15

      @@TotallynotValerie yup he got it from Koda and Shinsou

    • @demondumba5548
      @demondumba5548 Před 5 lety +16

      Bath Salts.
      (Based off a news story of someone found eating a person while on bath salts)

  • @kittenandkat4282
    @kittenandkat4282 Před 5 lety +2468

    Heart - *aching*
    Nose - *bleeding*
    Hands - *shaking*
    Drink - *tHrOwN*
    Life - *gone*
    God - *disappointed*
    Devil - *shook*
    Hotel - *Trivago*
    Owl - *Duolingo*
    Me - *in a fuccing wheelchair*
    Edit: wow its so cool that i got more then *0 likes* thx y'all

  • @alchemhia
    @alchemhia Před 4 lety +114

    Shoto Todoroki: King of Consent and Cannibalism
    Hitoshi Shinsou: King of being sexy and cute at the same damn time
    Eijirou Kirishima: King of being rock hard
    Izuku Midoriya: King of being a soft dom
    Katsuki Bakugo: King of my goddamn heart and of being a tsundere

  • @isumiusumhaoc2625
    @isumiusumhaoc2625 Před 4 lety +41

    Me just sitting down on the couch shinso: “looks like I’m first” me: no hell naw *falls off couch* nope nope I’m not dying this way

  • @oak8384
    @oak8384 Před 5 lety +1428

    Hello person scrolling through the comments while listening :D
    Are you enjoying because damnnnnnn I'm screaming

  • @woopiec5673
    @woopiec5673 Před 5 lety +366

    Me: yato you are my-
    *inhale*
    Me: *aNGEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL*

    • @baku-gone2488
      @baku-gone2488 Před 5 lety +3

      Bruh, when I saw this I thought of the guinea pig meme hehe

    • @ur_.moms._favorite
      @ur_.moms._favorite Před 5 lety

      U mean god🙏 also 69

    • @alyssa.__.
      @alyssa.__. Před 5 lety

      HAHAH ^^ 69 like!! ;)

    • @kemothecrocodileschannel9870
      @kemothecrocodileschannel9870 Před 5 lety

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOI CHEK THE LIST 1HOLY WATER TWO CIGARETTES THREE DRUGS FOUR ALCOHOL OH YES IM 15 I DRINK DE BOIS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEHHHH FUUUUUCCCCKKKKKIIIIING CREEEEEEEEEZYYYYYYYYY MUAHAHAHA

    • @fflowergrl
      @fflowergrl Před 5 lety

      Woopsie doo I HAVE THAT PICTURE OF STEVEN TOO-

  • @ejiroukirishima5799
    @ejiroukirishima5799 Před 4 lety +43

    Bakugou: “I’ll show you how angry I can be”
    Todoroki: oh no I’m quaking
    DAMN TODOROKI🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-vq5ic9sw6s
    @user-vq5ic9sw6s Před 4 lety +90

    37:36
    Kiri: I’m just gonna *waddle* on over here
    Me: Bish I thought Kiri was a shark not a penguin

  • @killermelody0
    @killermelody0 Před 4 lety +947

    Todoroki: cannibal
    Shinso: only sane boy
    Kirishima: a horny rock
    Midoriya: sorta turning into yandere
    Bakugou: a yelling pomeranian that is too full of himself
    Yep! Totally safe with them

  • @PawWolf
    @PawWolf Před 5 lety +441

    Us: *looks cute AF*
    Da boys: *Does the Squidward meme* Humna Humna Humna Humna
    Humna

  • @hunny_milk
    @hunny_milk Před 4 lety +117

    Shoto: “I think I want to eat you...”
    Me: “Uhm.... someone? Help?” ;-;

  • @meiiwitani377
    @meiiwitani377 Před 4 lety +43

    Me: Sees Kirishima
    Me: I like that boulder. It’s a nice boulder ☺️