Facade but I am the worst friend ever
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- čas přidán 6. 03. 2019
- Facade but I am the worst friend ever, Grace is a close second
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Not even a minute in and Jim Pickens is already a homewrecker
Epic
Isn't that his specialty?
chaotic charlie every time lol
Not even 2 minutes in and he's already thinking of murder...
sam I can say the same to you too ;D
Kevin: I need to pee, do you have a bathroom?
"Stop with the flirting!"
Or Divorce
Upsil Caliber XD
My dada flirts with me all the time
@@stinkypoopalbee9488 a fellow Alabamian at its finest
WTF
*HE HAD A GUN!*
*HE STABBED ME*
-10/10 logic
it was a very pointy gun
It could have had a bayonet on
he had the tactical knife with a pistol
It might have been a Musket with a knife attachment
he had a bayonet and no ammo?
I remember getting the "good" ending by being drunk (irl and acting drunk in game), I stole Grace's and Trip's drinks, demanded more, somehow rekindled their marriage talking about alcohol, and left with a bottle of wine in my hands. Good times.
Alcohol solves everything
WATERMELON
Can’t have problems if you’re too drunk to process the problems *instert image of guy tapping head*
@Hannibal Jack How so?
@@mr.mysterious186 It is endeed a solution
Kevin: *repeatedly kisses them*
Also kevin: personal space!
Lol man the best
It like a cat
2 replies with 5k likes comment? Lol
Yeah that’s why
I read kisses as "hisses" 🤦🏻♀😂
"do you even HAVE a bathroom??"
"LOOK, YOU DONT NEED THE ANSWER."
Poor lad just needs to shit
"YOU DON'T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY"
Chandler is that you ?
😂😂
He said "to answer" not "the answer".
hearing “no no here we are” just took me back to 2012
Ikr
and this game was half a decade old at that time too
g d
Took me back to the hot summer days, sitting in shorts in front of the tv, watching the gaming lemon on my iPod
Jacob Friedrich Ah yes, the nostalgia
@@ajmeyang8495 I cant tell if you're actually serious since people who were actually fetuses are like 8 now and know how to make CZcams accounts
"wine makes me whine"
"AH, EXCELLENT"
Please stop, I can't stop laughing! 😂
I read this at the exact same time as Kevin read/typed it
“i know you’re in the middle of a domestic but i’m the guest” 😂 too real
when you're at your friend's house and their parents start fighting
Jesus Christ died for our sins
@@louisupton3740 I have never sinned though
@@louisupton3740 so he died for nothing?
@@louisupton3740 And......?
Haven’t seen Facade on CZcams in a while.
Oh... god... the melons.
Oh god
And the lemons too.
Don't forget the lemons!
Anyone know why they're triggered by the forbidden fruits?
MrInvincibleOG
For what I remember, it’s been like at least 3 years for me
JackBudi what about the MATTTTTTT
Trip: "I should've told her that..."
Kevin: *kiss*
trip "I could've TOLD Her that"
Kevin *kiss*
Pause at 11:53
LMAO LOL
Tyanfan it’s god
brisbopitoski damn chill you aight?
@brisbopitoski salty much? its just a comment lol not like they get money
me and my friend were playing facade and she typed 'juice!' as a response to a question and grace said "are you saying i have depression?" we still have no clue what triggered that lmao
Juice
@@amandafarrell6301 are you saying I have depression?
@@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 juice
@@Soundwave45681 are you saying I have depression?
@@hunterofthebigfootwithinte5609 juice
Melons: _exist_
Trip: *_99% LEVELS OF STRESS_*
SirBanana I get that joke
Melon
Game crashes
Hehhehe I get it too #sheamasterrace
Moonii yuh
HAHAHAHA
I can't wait to see trip's divorce tiktoks
SKSKSKS
kurtisssss
you was at the club-
sinhalite 400th like
icore bottoms up when I first met you.
He wanted to tell her that he was pregnant
Yes just yes
@Howls ofBloodHounds NO, ITS KEVIN'S BY KISSING TRIP
Oh no
Someone desperately needs to remake this game! It would be so cool to see it made with modern resources and tools.
Dunno, the blocky MS Paint look kind of gives it a weird Lynchian vibe that I"m loving
@@KuueenKumi aye, if they were to remake it, it’d be awesome if they replicate that 2D look.
im a game dev ill look into making a fan made version
@@Official-yk1ss yeay
@@Official-yk1ss any updates?
A character named Jim forcefully enters a household, kisses everyone and ruins their lives?
Sounds about right.
It's a true Pickens tradition.
In true Pickens fashion
By memory the game breaks if you say watermelon.
as soon as you say melons they kick you out.
It's because the game has a list of "Vulgar" words that automatically puts you on their Shit list.
Y'know, The normal obscenities.
No, Trip just really hates melons and will kick you out if you say it
Childhood issues between Trip and melons
Trip thinks we are talking about Grace's "melons" ;)
If you know what i mean
*kisses trip when he opens the door* "oh you're doing European style" "yeah, European, I'm Irish" *STARTS MAKING OUT WITH HIM*
What Americans picture when they find out Europeans kiss as a greeting
"Is that romantic or what?"
*"No."*
*"THANK YOU."*
I don't need facade to be a bad friend
That's because your friend is a facade
@@IamaPERSONDAAAAMMMMN
Oi ur becoming fake Justin y
Didn't I just see you on soot house?
Weird flex but ok 😌
Divorce simulator , but without the domestic violence
hol up
instructions unclear: my wife has locked me in the garden shed again and took the PlayStation
Trying to have a serious conversation, but ur friend just keeps repeatedly kissing each party
“Oh that’s just Kevin don’t even worry about it “
I think I was that drunk guy from 18-25
That lady that brings us fresh herbs
5 seconds later
DID YOU DRUG ME
christ i remember playing this about 7 years ago after watching Pewdiepie play it. constant flashbacks of "GONZALO!" and "Melon."
Oh yes. Good ol' Gonzalo. 😂 Has it really been 7 years?! Wow.
Back when he was funny.
@@sevdijehavziu3015 No, not really. His new videos are tasteless and boring now.
@@Mr-Cleric hmmm
@@kyros2714 shut up before I consume you, magic talking bagel.
why does grace look like wii fit trainer
Endersonic7 7 idk
grace is lowkey thicc
Oh. My. God. I can’t unsee it
Grace is actually the Wii fit trainer
Trip opens door: Kevin!! So nice to-
"Melon"
Trip immediately closes the door on you
I think Vinesauce Joel did that
Gaming Lemon!
Pewdiepie
Melons killed trips parents by tripping them over an edge of trip clones
"Jim, take a look at this"
*Ziiiiiiip*
O.O
*"Is this Egypt cus you're in denial"*
Brilliant
what does that suppose to mean?!
@@eschorg Denial, The Nile
@@339Jackscarify smh
This game is like social anxiety on acid and I hate and love it at the same time.
Omg yes
This game always made me feel off, and now I understand why because of this comment x,D The music when they start getting upset makes it that much worse LOL
3 years later and turns out I’m still watching the same videos
Kevin’s title: “I’m the worst friend ever.”
Kevin in the game: *prevents a divorce and fixes a marriage by accident*
As Jim: *Gets pissed off from constantly getting ignored and disrespected as the guest, leaves angrily when they tells him to*
As Kevin: *Apparently suffers from extreme paranoia and thinks he’s being chased and/or in the company of killers, gets kicked out for swearing once*
“Have you seen Will Smith as genie?”
Ok Kevin I think this evening is over.
In some places they shoot you for questions like that.
Smart host. Anyone who pops a question like that is not right in the head
"THIS IS WHAT I'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH FOR TEN GOD-DAMN YEARS!"
*_Can't be a bad friend if you don't have any friends_* 😎
_send help_
😎
I has no friend, u has no friend, *be friend*
Nospacito
Stop your everywhere
His name and profile pic is the best of all
For some reason I fell asleep watching this and drempt Kevin was playing this and I was somehow INSIDE the video game... And there was something to do with a bathtub?
Pop77o7 so there was a bathroom!
Oh feckkk
yooooo i do that all the time
....drempt...............
*D R E M P T*
"They just gloss over it. Any time I say something, it breaks the awkward silence but then they just continue talking without including me."
And I felt that. And I did take it personal.
"You think we should _kill_ each other?"
_What?!_ I've never heard that dialogue before!
Riight? This needs to be explored further.
“A Murderer is following me “no no here we are”
"Yeah I'm European, I'm Irish." *Proceeds to kiss*
“ I think that his butt is leaking “ IS THAT ROMANTIC OR WHAT?. “No” 😂
Come on Kevin, we know you don't have any friends.
His real name is Jim
Jevin.
Leon Vanderlinden
That is true
@@jimmy1395 Sounds like a ship name.
Leon Vanderlinden that’s not very nice
I don't know why they expected their marriage to work out considering their reality seems to be collapsing as they speak
10:03 The timing of him screaming "wHaT" from the other room made me lose my shit. I don't know why, that was so goddamn hilarious.
"i know what you're about to say, with your KISSING!"
When you realized that Kevin, Who's goofing around, got the good ending
How is that the good ending?
Regulus Black They team up to fight Kevin. That’s always the good way to fix relationships. 😂
Omg, the other night I had a nightmare about this game.
Tripp and Grace were in a different room that isn’t actually in the game and they were arguing. I went to go and leave but Tripp sprinted over. His hair then turned blue and some really jarring music suddenly played and he said “Where do you think you’re going Adele? The fun just started”. I then woke up and have been terrified of this game since
You should've reply with "Watermelon". Bc for some reason, the word repels Tripp away
Same
r/thathappened
@@mohsinchheena430 Are you seriously questioning a dream?
@@MinimiMax it is too detailed to be true
"They're upsetting me" That genuinely made me feel bad and want to hug him lmao
Best thing to say while being murdered
"Have you seen Will Smith as genie."
Must have been the murderer who is after him
Oh I remember the twists of this game now:
When you are lucky enough to break through these two, the guy admits that he was having an affair. The woman on the other hand committed the terrible crime of.... being the one who painted that ugly thing on the wall.
Go figure it'd be trip lol. He was fucking insufferable.
didnt the girl cheat as well? and trips second secret was he grew up poor
@@Mars-dw2zc To be honest I don't remember these parts but I wouldn't be surprised if these where also true.
Becci T.K. yea grace cheated on their wedding night
grace says she cheated too.
*Call me Kevin but everyone calls you Jim Pickens*
THIS COMMENT NEEDS TO BE LIKED UPPPPPPPPP XDDDD
One of the same.
*No one*
Kevin: “ ARE YOU IN EGYPT?!? CUZ UR IN DENIAL”
Fecking best joke in a long time
I don’t get it
@@kushguitarsuthar8218 The Nile/Denial. They rhyme, man.
My favourite moment from this game will forever be the melodramatic "I PAINTED THIS. I AM AN ARTIST TRIPP, FUCK YOU!"
After convincing everyone that she *bought* the painting, I think a dramatic reveal of her signature on it would have been great... if not technically hard to do.
Kevin: I aM GoInG tO DyE HeLP ME
Trip & grace: YOUR FLIRTING WITH ME
The fact you're so late to play this makes it better
"OUR MARRIAGE IS A SHAM!" -> "We're fine" uhhh... yeah, sure.
00:21 The genuine happiness Kevin gets when he says "Jiiiim!" is incredible
“My name is Kevin”
*proceeds to zoom in on Jim
He is a very unreliable narrator.
Rafael Alódio true that
Idk Kevin I'm starting to think all of this is just a facade
Well That's F**king Strange OMG that’s the name of the game
No I don't think so
Well, Thats fucking Strange..
👀👀👀
Tripp “I know what you’re gonna say, you and your damn kisssinngg” 😂😂😂 this game is hilarious
I don't do drugs generally, but this game is what I imagine a bad trip while watching adult cartoons would be like
This isn't a "game" it's a tech demo for better ai. The idea is that the characters react based on what you type with a multitude of reactions, impressive for the time. This is Why it looks ugly with untextured things; it's just a demo for the AI.
Theo Stadick and it was also in 2006
@@thanos4959 didn't remember the date; knew it was mid 2000's. Thanks
@Ivan Orta That was the point; if you didn't know that this "game" would seem very weird and outta place.
@@thanos4959 I survived the Snap.
@The MAGIC bottle of Bleach great thing.
Kevin's replies in this game are quite literally me during high school when cleverbot and smarterchild were a thing and I'd try my best to confuse the hell out of those AI messaging bots.
OH MY GOD CLEVERBOT
"Art is not a career, is that not sinking in for you?"
As an artist myself this line makes me livid lmao
flashbacks to my entire childhood 😔👊
Kevin: Kisses Trip and Grace multiple times awkwardly
Also Kevin: "JESUS CHRIST PERSONAL SPACE"
"I've ruined their marriage and i'm happy with that." -Kevin 2019
“I am the worst friend ever”
_challenge accepted._
heh jokes on you i got no friends so do i win
Indeed
Hello, Saniel Dambar
Lol
*HOLD MY BEER*
Husband: "I feel like our marriage is crumbling after our seven counsiling sessions, dont you?"
Marriage Counsiler: *pulls out 8 ball
"Alright hold up."
2:47
"Our marriage is a-"
"G o d"
👏"is this egypt cus youre in denial" 👏
Claire M are you the president? You need to Rushmore.
That was terrible
@@nobodyxdel2390 Not terrible. That was perfection. 👌
Claire M wasn't witty enough
@@nobodyxdel2390 don't be too hard on yourself 💔
Claire M don't break your heart over someone who doesn't deserve one. Besides, if I wasn't hard on myself, I'd be a jerk
Worst friend? Sounds about right...
Ikr
Picken
Lord??????
Agreed
Your name tho
Trip and Grace: *having a divorce in front of me, their marriage is in shambles*
12 year old me: “Melon! :D”
Trip: >:(
Ahhhh, memories...
How dare you say "melon".
This is a Christian comment section, and we don't tolerate that kind of language here
You shouldn't say innapropiate thing like the m word, Nagito. It's not the hope way of life
@@tashkent561 I’m sorry for saying something so utterly despairing, I promise I shall never do it again...
@@neroshadoff7916 Good, good, now go bring Hinata so we can do a hope circle
Kevin: *HE STABBED ME*
Trip: ...well, I missed you.
I remember when Poods played this and made an oopsie
what was the oopsie?
O my god i remember
@@souncivilizeddaily2917 MELON!
In what video?
@@Symphonicrockfran a video of him playing facade
I genuinely laughed so hard on this video
One of the best vid I've seen for sure
"I NEED TO PEE"
“Is this Egypt? Cause you’re in denial.”
I died
5:47
Kevin: “I’m about to die”
Trip: *starts blender*
Is that Facade?
**Melons intensify**
Lol I remember that
christopher, i think it's time for you to leave
Trip must have had his family killed by melons
Ah dammit i still cant remember it
Kevin, you can alter the photos in this game quite easily. Replace them all with Dear Leader.
"what the hell is going on with his butt? i think it's leaking." -kevin 2019
5:23 I like to think Kevin is just a random stranger being chased by a murderer and grace and trip are just acting like Kevin is their friend 😂
THE LORE
You should say “melons” in the game.. something amazing happens 😂😂😂😂
WHAT happens??
@@BZ1610 he throws the player out because he thinks the player is talking about Grace's 'melons' 😉😂
@@BZ1610 they kick u out of their apartment like instantly if I remember, they have such a low tolerance for the melon loll
well now it isn't a surprise is it? smfh 😂
tripp: hey!!
you: MELON :D
tripp: *slams door*
This was genuinely the first Facade video I’ve ever seen that DOESNT end with getting kicked out
"is this egypt cos you're in denial" IM ON THE FLOOR
Me six years ago: haha funny game, type bad words
Me now: how long must it have taken to not only program the responses and the words/actions that trigger specific ones, but how long did it take the VAs to voice all the different ways of saying all those names. "Jim... Jim! Jiiiiiiiim"
>Kisses everyone
>He gets to close
>"HAVE SOME PERSONAL SPACE DUDE"
6:46 "you're never satisfied!"
IS THAT RIGHT?
I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
ALL THE WAY FROM LONDON? DAMN!
apple Sad IF NOT- IM TELLING *YOUR* WIFE
Bethan Jenkins I HID THE LETTER AND I RACED TO HER PLACE
@@adz6043 SCREAMED HOW COULD YOU IN HER FACE, she said NOOOO SIRRR
the thumbnail should've been that end bit with trip coming through the darkness
Grace: Our marriage is falling apart!
Kevin: *ok but i need to pee*
Oh yeah, this game was a thing.
It’s hilariously creepy sometimes
Still waiting for Facade 2 or something similar
I wish that I can play this game on mobile ;_;
@@hardlybreathe93 honestly I found Facade to be boring af but I guess it's just not my type of game.
Façade will never, NEVER die!!
Upload a new video I have been waiting plllzzz
Infinite thanks for the kind words!! Ok will do. 😀❤️
Ahh shit dude, haven't seen you in a minute. How you doin?
Tavier doing great, THANK YOU! 😀 I work in a proper office now so videos have slowed, but I’m very much alive! 😁
You can't keep a Façade up for long. - Jimmy K Lardo.
love how this game can say your name but every custom character game is like "Oh hey traveler" even after they know your name
Wonder how much the voice acting cost because of that. Mostly the reason why they are like: hey traveler
Soon.
"whine makes me wine"
*E X C E L L E N T*
PETITION FOR KEVIN TO PLAY SPONGBOB: REVENGE OF THE FLYING DUTCHMAN
Night Mime nah man he needs to play spongebob: drawn to life for the ds, there are so many possibilities with that game.
Wasn't that a fucking GBA game lol?????
Yeah or SpongeBob, battle for bikini bottom..
Prince Theo Maybe, but you can also get it on the ps2
Day 2 of asking Kevin to play spongebob revenge of the flying dutchman
Conspiracy theory, Kevin's real name is Jim Pickens
*KEVIN'S TO-DO LIST*
0) Wake up and do morning duties
1) Go to Trip and Grace's new apartment
2) Kiss them when you see them
3) Continue again and again
4) Make them mad by saying random stuff
5) Say the reply with an 8-Ball
6) Make Grace realize her mistake to marry Trip
7) Make Grace leave trip
8)Make Trip astonished as fuck
9) Go home and sleep a delightful sleep :)
I love the “WHAT! ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME IN THERE” from Trip across the room
These graphics are so realistic these days!
Batman 007 yeah they’re so realistic
Facade but this game was made specifically for Jim Pickens.
Plot twist: We're the lady that always brings them fresh herbs
A game made like this now would be awesome