Katyusha but it sounds excessively RUSSIAN [Orchestral Cover]

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  • @lukadek
    @lukadek Před 4 lety +9630

    *”Swear To God I Was American A Second Ago.”*

    • @Nich011
      @Nich011 Před 4 lety +253

      I could swear I was Brazilian...

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 Před 4 lety +187

      Me: Looks at neighborhood.
      *A wild communist Afghanistan has appeared*
      Us: Ok then communism it is.

    • @Zeblasky
      @Zeblasky Před 4 lety +59

      Swear to Party, comrade

    • @TheKazakh1991
      @TheKazakh1991 Před 4 lety +44

      I SWEAR I WAS AMERICAN ONE YEAR AGO... OH WAIT.. IM KAZAKH AND CONFEDERATE

    • @boywhatthehellboy4500
      @boywhatthehellboy4500 Před 4 lety +39

      I swear I was Canadian a second ago

  • @natashaolson711
    @natashaolson711 Před 4 lety +7518

    when you defeat gemanys biggest tank with a milk truck that has oversize fireworks:

    • @gtm5336
      @gtm5336 Před 3 lety +120

      was it really a milk truck ? and what about missiles they are bigger than fireworks ?

    • @user-rh8rc5uh5t
      @user-rh8rc5uh5t Před 3 lety +484

      @@gtm5336 oh my god dude

    • @justmerc1642
      @justmerc1642 Před 3 lety +145

      @@gtm5336 So, let's say it was a milk truck -

    • @jorgevalles2819
      @jorgevalles2819 Před 3 lety +282

      @@gtm5336 well- there's only so much armor can hold out when being mercilessly pounded by 9999 missiles per second

    • @jodofe4879
      @jodofe4879 Před 3 lety +410

      @@gtm5336 The ZIS-6 was a general-purpose truck for carrying cargo. So yes, it was undoubtedly used as a milk truck at some point.

  • @lexsamreeth8724
    @lexsamreeth8724 Před 3 lety +2427

    "Do you see that army?"
    "Yes, comrade?"
    "I don't want to."
    "Of course, comrade."

  • @ch4z_bucks
    @ch4z_bucks Před 2 lety +2780

    "Hans why are the Russians celebrating and...singing?"
    "I don't know why Peter, look now they're setting off fireworks."
    "Hans...I don't think those are fireworks."

    • @justadude4623
      @justadude4623 Před 2 lety +194

      “My mistake Peter, should we start running?”

    • @insertnamehere1258
      @insertnamehere1258 Před 2 lety +7

      Hans...
      *G E T Z E P A N Z E R F A U S T*

    • @raptor22o90
      @raptor22o90 Před 2 lety +61

      "Well, if isn't shooting stars, what would be?"
      Ivan (the guy the was in near the katusha

    • @Hanz19457
      @Hanz19457 Před 2 lety +42

      Russians: Um comrades do you see that panzer.:Stalin: LAUNCH THE OVER-SIVED FIREWORKS

    • @boytoyowo238
      @boytoyowo238 Před 2 lety +1

      Klaus get me ze pants I've poopenfarted

  • @maximilienrobespierre7927
    @maximilienrobespierre7927 Před 6 lety +3950

    When Mozart accidentally finds a balalaika.

    • @Jeff015
      @Jeff015 Před 4 lety +141

      *FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!*

    • @robloxnews6809
      @robloxnews6809 Před 4 lety +49

      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN

    • @achoo_1368
      @achoo_1368 Před 4 lety +50

      *There are no accidents, comrade*

    • @a_random_orthodox_Christian
      @a_random_orthodox_Christian Před 4 lety +38

      FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGELEIN
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    • @chrisdawson5811
      @chrisdawson5811 Před 4 lety +27

      FUCK YOU FEEGELIN

  • @birdiemcchicken1471
    @birdiemcchicken1471 Před 4 lety +4315

    "We have a target rich environment, comrade. Who shall we fire upon?"
    "Yes."

    • @lonelyprussian1310
      @lonelyprussian1310 Před 4 lety +51

      I agree comrade

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa Před 3 lety +40

      BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck *WE agree comrad

    • @lonelyprussian1310
      @lonelyprussian1310 Před 3 lety +14

      @Lord Poompa Doompa Sorry Comrade, made usual mistake while striking Germans

    • @LordPoompaDoompa
      @LordPoompaDoompa Před 3 lety +12

      BM-13 Katyusha Missile ZIS-6 Truck if is for motherland, all is good comrad

    • @Sarimae23
      @Sarimae23 Před 3 lety +9

      @@lonelyprussian1310 Its Tovarisch. COmrade is western shit. Well...for now.

  • @timstephenson4820
    @timstephenson4820 Před 3 lety +2284

    I played this at my American grandpa's elderly people's home and three of them stood up and saluted whilst the others gave them the worst death stare imaginable

  • @generalblitzblizzard7334
    @generalblitzblizzard7334 Před 3 lety +631

    Arsenhoz: makes a russian song even more russian
    Everyone: HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE

  • @gladmad1336
    @gladmad1336 Před 4 lety +5876

    “Hey Hans, what is that light coming from Kursk?”
    *”Oh god oh frick”*

    • @lotusluminance5872
      @lotusluminance5872 Před 4 lety +156

      Hans, get ze flammenwer.... *_BOOOOM_*

    • @kyrenb
      @kyrenb Před 4 lety +69

      Schiesse grab the mg42 they are attacking us back

    • @danielhakushi
      @danielhakushi Před 4 lety +69

      @@kyrenb sorry for correcting you, but it is called "Scheiße" not "Schiesse". Einen schönen Tag wünsche ich.

    • @castillogrande8926
      @castillogrande8926 Před 4 lety +80

      @@danielhakushi hmmmm... you know a lot about german... *eyes narrow*

    • @danielhakushi
      @danielhakushi Před 4 lety +44

      @@castillogrande8926 Well I am German, so...^^

  • @MultiFaben
    @MultiFaben Před 4 lety +14982

    played this to my brother Max.... now he is our brother Marx

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron Před 3 lety +135

    What do you call a Soviet Russian Sniper?
    A marxmen... OK, I'll see myself to the shuttlebay.

    • @finnbergermann
      @finnbergermann Před rokem +4

      [snow starts speaking finnish]

    • @Noobie_3
      @Noobie_3 Před 11 měsíci +2

      our joke

    • @Epsilon-18
      @Epsilon-18 Před 6 měsíci

      Be a comrade and say share

    • @Alastor-.
      @Alastor-. Před 4 měsíci

      I'll see ourself to the shuttlebay

    • @ImPedofinderGeneral
      @ImPedofinderGeneral Před 3 měsíci

      @@finnbergermann [snow hurriedly signs capitulation and loses another territory. 2nd time in a row]

  • @Madsukihanma
    @Madsukihanma Před 3 lety +115

    Hans:"Wow, fireworks. Happy new year, Gunther"
    Gunther:"Hans, January is 4 months ago"
    Hans:"But i see fireworks"
    Gunther:"Wait, IT'S NOT FIREWO---"

    • @Alastor-.
      @Alastor-. Před 4 měsíci +2

      "We see fireworks now Hans.

  • @supremecommandergiladpella8549

    i love how this video is 1:52 long
    as in 152 mm howitzer from the glorious KV-2

  • @fpslevi3812
    @fpslevi3812 Před 4 lety +874

    Mom: are you ready to go to Ber..
    Me dressed as a Soviet soldier: Да

    • @manuvirajkhare
      @manuvirajkhare Před 4 lety +66

      You better plant the Soviet Flag on top of the Reichstag or you'll be sorry.

    • @RushGamesA-1000
      @RushGamesA-1000 Před 4 lety +62

      @@manuvirajkhare *we better plant the Soviet flag on top of the Reichstag or *we will be sorry

    • @forscienceistokra1549
      @forscienceistokra1549 Před 4 lety +11

      Как дела hope I got that right.

    • @linaberg8678
      @linaberg8678 Před 3 lety +8

      @@forscienceistokra1549 yeah you did бро

    • @EugeneS88-RU
      @EugeneS88-RU Před 3 lety +7

      Sorry.. but ДА, ТОВАРИЩ!

  • @karshmellow3021
    @karshmellow3021 Před 3 lety +148

    When the teacher says sharing is caring:

  • @nicholasthompson1387
    @nicholasthompson1387 Před rokem +51

    Everyone else: "With our artillery, we can accurately hit targets from miles away"
    Russia: *"FIRE ENOUGH ROCKETS FROM BOOM BOOM TRUCKS AND PROBLEM GO AWAY"*

  • @MAG_1204
    @MAG_1204 Před 4 lety +6863

    I played this to my bookshelf
    It turned into Bookshelviks

  • @tater5599
    @tater5599 Před 5 lety +2611

    USA:Microsoft
    The Great USSR: Ourcrosoft

  • @Contrabasstubone
    @Contrabasstubone Před 3 lety +657

    Stalin: hey hitler want to here a joke?
    Hitler: Ya sure
    Stalin: Lebansraum and a superior German race
    Hitler: I don’t get it.
    Stalin: did you seriously think you would?

    • @szymont1918
      @szymont1918 Před 3 lety +49

      Me:
      from Poland, lives in Norway, has an uncle in England, likes Russia and learns German in school:
      Laughs in offended

    • @mitsubishix-2887
      @mitsubishix-2887 Před 3 lety +10

      @@szymont1918bruh

    • @cubanenjoyer1325
      @cubanenjoyer1325 Před 3 lety +12

      Hitler: Hey Stalin want to hear a joke?
      Stalin: Yea sure
      Hitler: Soviet Europe and Afganistan
      Stalin: I don't get it
      Hitler: Did you Seriously think you would?

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 Před 3 lety +4

      @@cubanenjoyer1325 I don't think *Stalin* ever did.

    • @Contrabasstubone
      @Contrabasstubone Před 3 lety +6

      @@RRW359 actually he did and he wasn’t that far off. Americas only bases in Germany had outdated equipment and were not able to stop the theoretical soviet hoards. If it wasn’t for nuclear arms it would be likely that Germany and parts of France would be under soviet control.

  • @vilmosrozsa6408
    @vilmosrozsa6408 Před 3 lety +165

    Fun fact: If you put a glass of water on top of your speaker and play this, it will turn into vodka.

    • @PZ-VH
      @PZ-VH Před rokem +2

      Yes.

    • @CopperyVase6760
      @CopperyVase6760 Před rokem +22

      Instructions unclear. Water bottle turned into missile

    • @sergentjohncaptain2557
      @sergentjohncaptain2557 Před rokem +5

      Instrunctions Unclear: Neighboor busted through the door with an ak

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 Před rokem +3

      @@CopperyVase6760 Then set it off blin! Davai, straight to Berlin blyat

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 Před rokem +3

      @@sergentjohncaptain2557 Then you greet him with Vodka like good comrade

  • @giotm4077
    @giotm4077 Před 6 lety +2917

    me: how the foq can dis get more russian
    song: **exists**
    me: I see

  • @itsfinnickbitch63
    @itsfinnickbitch63 Před 6 lety +904

    our homework can wait, mother russia always comes first

    • @gamingthegamer7937
      @gamingthegamer7937 Před 5 lety +36

      yes comrade, for mother russia

    • @khandapwner6805
      @khandapwner6805 Před 5 lety +16

      да

    • @serbiastronk1544
      @serbiastronk1544 Před 5 lety +7

      @@gamingthegamer7937 that is what I ahem WE say before an exam/test

    • @joshual4513
      @joshual4513 Před 4 lety +5

      @@serbiastronk1544, don't worry comrade, the hardest test there is probably for your stomach.
      I guess I'm off to the Gulag now...

    • @n_asmo
      @n_asmo Před 4 lety +2

      хорошо

  • @rampage3390
    @rampage3390 Před 3 lety +840

    Who would win?
    Impenetrable German Tigers
    V.S.
    Some recycled truck attached with supersized rockets

  • @nericsoorsmeth
    @nericsoorsmeth Před rokem +75

    As a Russian, I can say about this is a masterpiece.

  • @Lordboring1478
    @Lordboring1478 Před 4 lety +504

    I played this to my cat
    Now he's a Katyusha

  • @thenarder
    @thenarder Před 4 lety +622

    excessively russian?
    EXCESSIVELY RUSSIAN?
    THERE IS NO SUCH THING

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 Před 3 lety +2

      So... By your opinion we have only tube balalaika and violin...

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 Před 3 lety +1

      And drums

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 Před 3 lety +7

      @@alanmalan3819 by our Facts*

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 Před 3 lety +2

      @Kisa Vorobianinov No, they are Soviet, Other republics of the Union also fully took part in the war!

    • @pharaongaming8617
      @pharaongaming8617 Před 3 lety +2

      @Kisa Vorobianinov Its not "Russian Banner" it's Soviet Flag And T-34 was also a Soviet tank.

  • @madmarvcr
    @madmarvcr Před 3 lety +40

    WW2 German army hears a song in the distance about a girl named Katyusha, and suddenly Tanks appear on the horizon.

    • @BladWolfy
      @BladWolfy Před 2 lety +2

      The wehrmacht hearing a song in the distance: Hans, that is this? Why do I hear music over by the snow mountain?
      Russian singing loli's coming with T-34s, IS-2s and KV-2s: URAAAAAAAAA
      Fritz: OOOOOHHHH SHIIIIEEEETTTT

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 Před 3 lety +110

    When you defeated an over engineered heavy tank with a milk truck armed with an oversized fireworks

  • @psychologicallyunstable2499
    @psychologicallyunstable2499 Před 6 lety +5016

    Me: *clicks out of curiosity*
    Us: *We are communist now*

  • @nevsky69420
    @nevsky69420 Před 6 lety +1483

    Now we need farewell of slavianka

  • @youlocalshitposter7232
    @youlocalshitposter7232 Před 3 lety +63

    fun fact: kalinka "katyusha" is the name of the Mobile artillery on the screen and was one of the most powerful and some germans ended literally CRAZY with its terryfying sound if you manage to imagine you in that exact Scene.

  • @eduardas7645
    @eduardas7645 Před 3 lety +41

    when I listen to such songs I get goosebumps because of how fast USSR mobilized against german reich to defend and actually winning it's just something magical like from a Stalin's dream or something like that

    • @josefpavel539
      @josefpavel539 Před 3 lety +2

      me to comrade

    • @IvoryTower779
      @IvoryTower779 Před 2 lety +2

      @@josefpavel539 *us too comrade

    • @PZ-VH
      @PZ-VH Před rokem +1

      Everyone was willing to die for that Mustache.

  • @JustinHaller
    @JustinHaller Před 6 lety +11465

    BORIS: How do I get my capitalist friend to believe communism isn't bad?
    IVAN: Our capitalist friend
    BORIS: Sorry, My bad
    IVAN: Our bad

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 Před 6 lety +1763

    What... is this... is this Vodka?
    *I SWEAR I WAS DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO!*

    • @andreyleonel255
      @andreyleonel255 Před 6 lety +77

      *WE WERE DRINKING OUR VODKA!*

    • @Conquerorsmindset
      @Conquerorsmindset Před 6 lety +21

      Nigrum Quercu gopniks, vodka, hard bass and cyka blyat memes? This is a mockery, there is way more to Russian culture than that crap, the music, dances, cuisine, architecture etc, but no, f**k that! Cyka blyat and vodka is all you pay attention to!

    • @andreyleonel255
      @andreyleonel255 Před 6 lety +11

      Glory to Russia
      *EXACLTY!*
      Like... Moskau!

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 Před 5 lety +1

      Успокойся, стереотипы это нормально.

    • @Henry-mk6vi
      @Henry-mk6vi Před 5 lety +9

      WE SWEAR WE WERE DRINKING WATER BEFORE THIS VIDEO! ****soviet translation

  • @twistedshadow2161
    @twistedshadow2161 Před 3 lety +14

    This wasn’t in my recommendations it was in “Our” recommendations

  • @hanswithhisflammenwerfer3282

    me: i play instruments you know
    my friend: yeah? wich one?
    me: *the stalin's Organ*

  • @nyarlathotep9622
    @nyarlathotep9622 Před 4 lety +2286

    For those who want to sing along but can´t read cyrillic:
    Rastsvetali yabloni i grushi,
    Poplyli tumany nad rekoy;
    Vykhodila na bereg Katyusha,
    Na vysokiy bereg, na krutoy.
    Vykhodila, pesnyu zavodila
    Pro stepnogo, sizogo orla,
    Pro togo, kotorogo lyubila,
    Pro togo, ch'i pis'ma beregla.
    Oy, ty pesnya, pesenka devich'ya,
    Ty leti za yasnym solntsem vsled,
    I boytsu na dal'nem pogranich'e
    Ot Katyushi pereday privet.

  • @rainbowsix3567
    @rainbowsix3567 Před 6 lety +1659

    My comrade my pet gas mask died today but this made me forget about it. Though I might die to toxins.

  • @josefstalin4786
    @josefstalin4786 Před 3 lety +194

    We are Josef Stalin and we approve this message

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 Před rokem +14

    "hey, Fritz?"
    "Ja, Hans?"
    "vhy do ze ruzzianz have firevorks?"
    "hans, THOZE ARE NOT FIR-"

  • @JeansWithPockets541
    @JeansWithPockets541 Před 6 lety +55

    Me: This can't possibly be good. This is a shitty youtube clickbait trap.
    Me, after 10 seconds: *orders case of vodka and an AK*

  • @eliaswesbrock3765
    @eliaswesbrock3765 Před 3 lety +45

    Me: Just how Russian is excessively Russian?
    Also me: *sings along*

  • @ianeons9278
    @ianeons9278 Před 3 lety +10

    Shitler: Runs to his bunker
    This song: **Plays**
    Red Army: Hello

    • @the_beast183
      @the_beast183 Před 3 lety +1

      good to see I’m not the only one who says “shitler”

  • @tohzikai8286
    @tohzikai8286 Před 6 lety +1080

    someone make a Katyusha cover with the sound of the BM-13 firing

  • @BluJean6692
    @BluJean6692 Před 3 lety +275

    Nazi: "NOOOOOO! You can't just weld rocket trays to pickup trucks in a cheap and mass-produceable manner!"
    Soviet: "Heh Heh little Katie goes whoosh whoosh."

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l Před 2 lety +10

      @Heavy sniper tryhard the soviet union wasn’t exclusively Russian

    • @LoesungFeuer5
      @LoesungFeuer5 Před 2 lety +3

      Thats the best one so far comrade

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l Před 2 lety +7

      @Red army fan boi ah yes, so Kazakhs Tajiks Armenians Azeris Georgians Belorussians Ukrainians tatars Kyrgyz uzbeks germans nogais Circassians Ossetians jews Finns romanians the natives of Siberia the Chuvash the Moldavians inzgush the people of sakhalin the nivkhs the ainu the turkmens estonians lithuianians latvians the kalmyks the buryat and the gypsys never existed, we all know it’s simply a zionist game designed to sabotage the glory of the motherland (sarcasm)

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l Před 2 lety

      @Red army fan boi then why are you calling the poster of the original comment a dumb-ass? He didn’t say the ussr he said soviet which means he was referring to an individual person Furthermore the only reason why I corrected you in my original reply was because i found it rather ignorant to say that the soviets were Russian or Russia as there were an abundance of non-Russian / slavic citizens which made up the soviet union.

    • @user-vb1rv2lz5l
      @user-vb1rv2lz5l Před 2 lety +1

      @Red army fan boi as i had stated earlier, the ussr had multiple other countries within it IE: kazakhstan, uzbekistan,turkmenistan, tannu tuva, kyrgzistan,Azerbaijan, Georgia, armenia, belarus, tajikstan, ukraine, estonia, lithuania, latvia,poland, koingsberg (germany), and east germany Not to mention the dozens of unrecognised states and satellite states that was within the СССР

  • @knoxnambi
    @knoxnambi Před 2 lety +13

    could notve been a worse time for this to get an algorithm push lol

  • @danieldorgan660
    @danieldorgan660 Před rokem +10

    Viva la gran Federación Rusa. Desde América

  • @narsames814
    @narsames814 Před 4 lety +1275

    Doctor: you only have 1 minute to live
    Me: listens to this
    Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
    God: I gotchu fam

    • @blegh277
      @blegh277 Před 4 lety +87

      Doctor: We only have 1 minute to live
      Us: listens to this
      Doctor: but that’s 1:52 minutes
      Stalin: We gotchu Comrade

    • @nathanboeke838
      @nathanboeke838 Před 4 lety +3

      jack bennett that’s exactly what we were going to type comrade

    • @vitaliiyakovlev7359
      @vitaliiyakovlev7359 Před 4 lety +5

      ISU-152!!!!

    • @crzyxno
      @crzyxno Před 4 lety +9

      If you listen to this then everyone ends up sharing their minutes left and thus you wouldn't just have a minute left.
      There not your minutes... There *our* minutes

    • @waddayabuying5258
      @waddayabuying5258 Před 4 lety

      Don't u mean we got u

  • @finan4624
    @finan4624 Před 6 lety +298

    I`m German but I must admit,
    This is blyatiful.

  • @danillukyanchenco5628
    @danillukyanchenco5628 Před rokem +25

    С Днём Великой Победы товарищи!

  • @2ndcomingofFritz
    @2ndcomingofFritz Před 2 lety +8

    “Hey, Müller, come here!”
    “What is it, Hans?”
    “Shooting stars!”
    *”oh scheiß-“*

  • @arkarbuns
    @arkarbuns Před 4 lety +1454

    When you’re losing a war but suddenly god goes “Aight Winter”

    • @jescruz5465
      @jescruz5465 Před 4 lety +87

      *we’re losing a war

    • @kiri2784
      @kiri2784 Před 4 lety +12

      No, we just stall for god to drop winter on our enemies.

    • @abhabh6896
      @abhabh6896 Před 4 lety +49

      Winter is Russian guardian angel. Fighting Russia in winter would be hell, even today.
      Its like a supernatural effect. Its the land turning muddy and soft, ice all over, terrible
      bacteria can spread and cause diseases and when you finally reach Moscow it turns out
      there is no food there, nothing to warm yourself with, no people, everyone left and doors of the walls you
      just triumphantly entered trough closed. Your prize city became your prison and all you can do is eat eachother
      and freeze to death. No shield systems can beat that kind of protection. Mother Nature is always proof of divine.

    • @Stranger-us6mo
      @Stranger-us6mo Před 4 lety +5

      Hopeful Dreamer lets just call it plan W

    • @naskoproduction5266
      @naskoproduction5266 Před 4 lety +16

      @The Bloody Doctor What fucking lend lease in 1941 do you have brain damage?

  • @UhtredOfBamburgh
    @UhtredOfBamburgh Před 4 lety +67

    I was so inspired by this song that I decided to send myself to the Gulag

  • @ULTRA2201
    @ULTRA2201 Před 3 lety +12

    Erika : has guns
    Monika : has MORE guns
    Katyusha : has rockets

  • @David.goggins856
    @David.goggins856 Před 2 lety +11

    Played this to my german cousin . He ran away for some reason and hid in a ditch.

  • @3dogsandaguy589
    @3dogsandaguy589 Před 6 lety +561

    Excessively Russian is oxymoron, comrade

  • @subscribeordiefukyou
    @subscribeordiefukyou Před 4 lety +34

    I downloaded this song to demonstrate that an USB drive would work on a stereo or something along the lines of that. Later on my mom's wedding it was blasting the speakers. Turns out my roomie had forgotten and thus everyone danced along to Katyusha. Good times

  • @leonardotorres737
    @leonardotorres737 Před 3 lety +9

    We need 1 hour of this for Stanlin

  • @cupofearlgreytea7651
    @cupofearlgreytea7651 Před 3 lety +20

    "Excessively russian"
    BLASTPHEMY! You can never have an excess of the motherland! Blyat!

  • @Lny_Forner
    @Lny_Forner Před 6 lety +539

    Step 1: Go to Berlin
    Step 2: Play this
    Step 3: Take out your phone and start recording
    Step 4: Enjoy

  • @SomeOrdinaryJanitor
    @SomeOrdinaryJanitor Před 6 lety +138

    is this how stalin stoped the Blitzkrieg
    Hitler: operation Barbarossa is foolproof.
    Stalin:*chuckles*
    *4000 BM-13s blast Germany to low earth orbit*
    Stalin: you were saying?

  • @CommanderNeo95
    @CommanderNeo95 Před 2 lety +10

    Now more relevant than previously...

  • @closingdealz
    @closingdealz Před 2 lety +11

    Katyusha then: A girl on a river side.
    Katyusha now: WW3 missiles.

  • @jacklyne2380
    @jacklyne2380 Před 6 lety +146

    True Audio Of Berlin In 1945

  • @butterlerpunch
    @butterlerpunch Před 6 lety +329

    we have to go our comrades needs us
    *gets in su-100y and drive to eastern front*

    • @Toxi-ed5js
      @Toxi-ed5js Před 6 lety +5

      Butterlerpunch :P western in russia xD

    • @hfidyjch7492
      @hfidyjch7492 Před 6 lety +5

      It's western in front in Russia comrade

    • @hfidyjch7492
      @hfidyjch7492 Před 6 lety +2

      UnderFried why and how?

    • @mrfisher1072
      @mrfisher1072 Před 6 lety +4

      Western spy detected

    • @butterlerpunch
      @butterlerpunch Před 6 lety

      mr fisher thay maybe tru but do u know what makes a is 3 so power full?

  • @Animboyexe
    @Animboyexe Před 10 měsíci +4

    "hey hans look, a milk truck carrying a fireworks launcher"
    "now theyre launching the fireworks"
    theyre heading straight for us"
    "i dont thik those are fireworks"

  • @jesseblackhawk
    @jesseblackhawk Před 2 lety +5

    Had this song in my head for the last 12 years trying to find the name. Finally the mad search is over!

  • @neon6341
    @neon6341 Před 4 lety +703

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    ourtube commentsection:

  • @glaucousgrey990
    @glaucousgrey990 Před 6 lety +116

    Hitler: UGGHH! Are we at Moscow yet?
    Stalin: YOUNG MAN I WILL TURN THIS WAR MACHINE AROUND
    Claus von Stauffenberg: Listen to your father dear.

    • @wesleyfrei
      @wesleyfrei Před 4 lety

      You forgot the part where America nukes japan

    • @gregorsamsa52
      @gregorsamsa52 Před 4 lety

      Turns towards the berlin*

  • @untitleduck9623
    @untitleduck9623 Před 2 lety +2

    "Look commander, the sun's rising during midnight!!"
    "Hans, that's no sun..."

  • @Tod_x
    @Tod_x Před rokem +6

    learn russia during lockdown worth it. I can read russia

  • @SPSJ173
    @SPSJ173 Před 6 lety +381

    not Russian enough where is hardbass and red army choir?!

  • @jerrylim6722
    @jerrylim6722 Před 6 lety +803

    after clicking on song...
    Me: * goes on ebay and buys the most expensive fully functionally Katusha launchers *
    Asian countries: "eliminant this Jerry Lim guy at all costs..." then explodes cuz of Katusha milk trucks taking over the whole gov

    • @minaxims
      @minaxims Před 6 lety

      World War 3 will start soon.
      ¦3 °_°

    • @nick-xz2ej
      @nick-xz2ej Před 6 lety +3

      jerry lim how the Russian mind functions what if we put rockets on our truck

    • @anthonyortiz264
      @anthonyortiz264 Před 6 lety +16

      Ivan:comrade I have idea
      Boris: da comrade
      Ivan:what If instead of milk we put explosive rockets capable of killing tank
      Boris:Ivan you are genius
      *Both laugh in Russian*

    • @jerrylim6722
      @jerrylim6722 Před 6 lety +3

      good choice, Komrade Boris and Ivan would be proud to have another person in their army of... currently three.

    • @iliahgranovsky3400
      @iliahgranovsky3400 Před 6 lety +1

      jerry lim i enlist as a conscript who speaks russian

  • @Poleily
    @Poleily Před 3 lety +8

    Holy blyat. Best cover of this song I have ever heard.

  • @sozius0
    @sozius0 Před rokem +16

    I want someone to make the song Katyusha with just Katyusha rockets as the instruments.

  • @olaffm1585
    @olaffm1585 Před 6 lety +64

    Russa: komrad we need more ammo
    Russa kommando: no we need Katyusha
    German: OH FACK alarm hilfe die Russen kommen weg hier

    • @exginger528
      @exginger528 Před 5 lety

      It's been a year why can't we get a translatiin fir gold

  • @bluenosedfish3839
    @bluenosedfish3839 Před 6 lety +96

    The Katusha's are firing Vodka filled missiles.

    • @moerukaze5464
      @moerukaze5464 Před 6 lety +2

      Vodka fueled rockets. I wonder if that's what KSP is like in Russia.

    • @iulian29-67
      @iulian29-67 Před 6 lety

      Mart The blue Nosed Fish Vodka bottles
      The vodka inside explodes on impact and shatters the bottle and making shrapnell and killing fascists

    • @tempname8263
      @tempname8263 Před 6 lety +3

      Pure ethanol is not a bad rocket fuel, comrade. I tell you as a highly professional soviet rocket scientist engineer guy.

    • @topbrasstv8867
      @topbrasstv8867 Před 6 lety +1

      Mart The blue Nosed Fish NYET we must fill them with kvass for more Slavic affect

    • @CHRIS_5226
      @CHRIS_5226 Před 5 lety

      yea lol

  • @SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw

    “Hey uhh Rommel? I think there’s a milk truck incoming....with rocke-“
    “FUCKING RETREAT”
    “What?”
    “DID I STUTTER?”

  • @polska-romania2987
    @polska-romania2987 Před 2 lety +2

    Friend: why does everyone run from you?
    *MEANWHILE ME PUTTING KATYUSHA IN A GERMAN SCHOOL*

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon Před 3 lety +29

    German soldiers in Stalingrad: I didn't know it's meteor shower today... wait, what is thi-

    • @dccojocaru
      @dccojocaru Před 2 lety +2

      German soldiers 1 minute later : *OH SCHEIßE*

  • @user-cj1ww6fr5o
    @user-cj1ww6fr5o Před 6 lety +221

    Hello from Russia. Your covers are amazing

    • @Arsenhoz
      @Arsenhoz  Před 6 lety +13

      Привет из России. Ты тоже молоца.

    • @dynapimp886
      @dynapimp886 Před 6 lety +24

      Our covers

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 Před 6 lety +5

      Культ Моржа Our covers you mean

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 Před 6 lety +1

      Jake From State-Farm dammit you said it before me

    • @ludushkium8839
      @ludushkium8839 Před 6 lety +2

      Tovarish Ted oops thank you for telling me

  • @blacktemplar2207
    @blacktemplar2207 Před 2 lety +5

    as someone coming from russian heritage this gives me a feeling no other song gives me

  • @sir_Edword
    @sir_Edword Před rokem +2

    100% morale boost

  • @sir.saturated3301
    @sir.saturated3301 Před 3 lety +53

    Actually this is pretty scary and I’m german

    • @jolantafioklina8733
      @jolantafioklina8733 Před 3 lety

      I feel sad for you

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 Před 3 lety

      No, no, there is no need to be scared as long as you sing along.
      Don't speak Russian ?
      There is a solution, just sing the german cover. It should work.

    • @stukaincoming
      @stukaincoming Před 3 lety +1

      @@karolinkiehl4097 The german cover is also blyatiful

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 Před 3 lety

      @@stukaincoming yes, indeed ^^

    • @w.spinax
      @w.spinax Před 3 lety +1

      I'm half german half russian what should i say?

  • @Bekrija.
    @Bekrija. Před 6 lety +26

    This is OUR favorite song

  • @kameradroti_sobek6312
    @kameradroti_sobek6312 Před 3 lety +3

    The song:Katyusha
    The Minute long:152
    But its Katyusha
    *sad in SU-152 noises

  • @sliverdeath8558
    @sliverdeath8558 Před rokem

    This video is just wow everything sound perfect keep up the great work

  • @thomasthetanderloin
    @thomasthetanderloin Před 6 lety +70

    i am a filthy capitalist and i approve of this music

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059

    Played this to an apple tree, is now our comrade Dimitree

  • @cozyarrow3021
    @cozyarrow3021 Před 2 lety +1

    simply beautiful

  • @stewanovsky
    @stewanovsky Před rokem +2

    I showed this to a street cat now it's our cat.

  • @obsidian_oki
    @obsidian_oki Před 4 lety +10

    its a truck with a missile launcher strapped on to it that is one of the most rushhin thing we can think of

  • @donieee9607
    @donieee9607 Před 4 lety +21

    I played this to my friend Alex. Now he's *Alexey*

  • @JW-zx5dr
    @JW-zx5dr Před 3 lety +3

    This is one of my favourite Katyusha interpretations

  • @sovietunion142
    @sovietunion142 Před 3 lety +7

    Played this in Berlin
    It doesn't Exist anymore

  • @chrisca
    @chrisca Před 6 lety +36

    Now, if we add the little girl who sings Katyusha in the russian tv... my my

  • @greatwarships2758
    @greatwarships2758 Před 6 lety +165

    How could anyone dislike This?
    Did they just like it so much that they flipped their devices over and liked it again?
    Or are they just filthy capatalists?

  • @PolskiKott
    @PolskiKott Před rokem +4

    Played this to my friend Ann.
    Now she's our friend Annika

    • @bycracket7295
      @bycracket7295 Před rokem +1

      annika isnt even a real russian name

    • @AlexLambre
      @AlexLambre Před rokem

      @@bycracket7295 with one «n» it would be actually typical russian male name, but not common nowadays

    • @bycracket7295
      @bycracket7295 Před rokem

      @@AlexLambre male name? This is a common girls name in germany

    • @AlexLambre
      @AlexLambre Před rokem

      ​@@bycracket7295 yeah, it's diminutive from the name Joannicius (Ioannikios/Ioannikiy). So it was like Ioannikiy -> Anikiy -> Anika. And in all cases, the stress falls on the letter "i" after "n".

  • @user-xh5ko4oz2j
    @user-xh5ko4oz2j Před 3 lety +15

    Иностранцы: *знают и поют только Катюшу*
    Все остальные военные песни: Ну да, ну да. Пошли мы нахер

    • @user-xh5ko4oz2j
      @user-xh5ko4oz2j Před 2 lety

      @it's me Brrrruuuhhh Red March? What are you talking?

    • @nerose274
      @nerose274 Před 2 lety

      Because KATYUSHA IS VEEEERY GOOOD (y porque es más fácil de pronunciar para españoles e ingleses idk)

  • @nahbro5366
    @nahbro5366 Před 4 lety +23

    Everybody gangster till the balalaika starts playing katyusha.