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  • @sheepmedic4030
    @sheepmedic4030 Před 6 lety +1948

    Save me

  • @xXCr33perHugg3rXx
    @xXCr33perHugg3rXx Před 7 lety +732

    the male fantasy

  • @howlsteele322
    @howlsteele322 Před 7 lety +1451

    "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem" - sheep medic's last words. rest in painis

  • @buckethattrick9443
    @buckethattrick9443 Před 4 lety +284

    1:01 "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you just keep talking."
    I'll have to remember that one.

    • @turtlemasteralpha3320
      @turtlemasteralpha3320 Před 2 lety +9

      the only sentence that actually makes sense

    • @GamingTopTen
      @GamingTopTen Před rokem +5

      It's a line from King of the Hill, if you can believe that.
      Probably was said sometime before that, too.

    • @KingchooRS
      @KingchooRS Před 10 dny

      Even after all these years, I've still be referencing it 😅

  • @mahiricanno7352
    @mahiricanno7352 Před 7 lety +747

    Animals where harmed in making this video

    • @draw2death421
      @draw2death421 Před 4 lety +7

      "Were"

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 Před 4 lety +5

      MahiricaNNo *Welp_it’s_just_you_and_me _sheep_medic*

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 Před 4 lety +3

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 Welp_it’s_just_you_and_me_dead_sheep_medic.unf

    • @Jimmy_MacPow
      @Jimmy_MacPow Před 3 lety +1

      harmed in the ANUS

    • @Jarmey984
      @Jarmey984 Před 3 lety +1

      yes i trust you completely no questions asked

  • @JamesStoll
    @JamesStoll Před 5 lety +103

    1:22 "I said shut up sheep medic DO YOU UNDERSTAND THA-" "MÈÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @nathanwebb6192
      @nathanwebb6192 Před rokem

      You were loud and ugly and now you're dead Amen

  • @VirizionWireless
    @VirizionWireless Před 7 lety +279

    Sheep Medic were the best parts

    • @lokifdog
      @lokifdog Před 4 lety +7

      *MĒĖĚĔĘÈÉÊË*

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 Před 4 lety +7

      *_M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

    • @yes309
      @yes309 Před 4 lety +7

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Awesomest915
      @Awesomest915 Před 4 lety +7

      I said shut up, Sheep Medic. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!?!?

    • @angelitatavaresspindola813
      @angelitatavaresspindola813 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Awesomest915 NO. *_M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*

  • @tomwes8390
    @tomwes8390 Před 7 lety +403

    What the fuk.
    This is why i love smexuals

  • @jimmymacheta2760
    @jimmymacheta2760 Před 7 lety +145

    1:27 R. I. P headphones.

  • @richardavelino7383
    @richardavelino7383 Před 6 lety +404

    Ain't a TF2 SFM unless something gets raped...

    • @gavinn1416
      @gavinn1416 Před 6 lety +17

      Yeh that sounds about roooit! DAHAHAHaa

    • @klarisdavis5486
      @klarisdavis5486 Před 5 lety +10

      something and my ears

    • @GoldenGrenadier
      @GoldenGrenadier Před 5 lety +15

      As long as there's 2 people left on the planet, someone is going to want someone raped.

    • @minzimoonling4812
      @minzimoonling4812 Před 2 lety +3

      @@GoldenGrenadier oh realistically they don't have to be people, they don't even have to be alive. A dead sheep medic is good enough

  • @covotox6495
    @covotox6495 Před 6 lety +281

    2:39 bestiality + necrophilia?
    CLASSIC FARM SOLDIER IT IS

  • @thewingedhussars8394
    @thewingedhussars8394 Před 6 lety +82

    0:54 there should be a full version of this clip.

  • @SneakiestChameleon
    @SneakiestChameleon Před 7 lety +594

    10/10 will kill Sheep Medic again

  • @Raviolication
    @Raviolication Před 7 lety +398

    1:27 MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @reptilez5798
      @reptilez5798 Před 6 lety +17

      *shoots the medic sheep with a shotgun*

    • @crazylegs7904
      @crazylegs7904 Před 6 lety +5

      That was earape

    • @Fredderick715
      @Fredderick715 Před 6 lety +4

      I had the volume at 4% and it was still loud af

    • @Fredderick715
      @Fredderick715 Před 6 lety +3

      Ganymede MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Dic

    • @Idkwhatiam
      @Idkwhatiam Před 5 lety +6

      Farming in a nutshell...

  • @AcrayMEM
    @AcrayMEM Před 6 lety +33

    _I am a farmer, And this is my cowgineer!_
    -_MOOOOOOO_
    _And this is my Sheep Medic!_
    -_NEEEEEEEEEEN_

  • @acedragonborn5308
    @acedragonborn5308 Před 3 lety +35

    I love it how scout is the only normal one in this video

  • @rachela351
    @rachela351 Před 6 lety +77

    Scout: What the hell is your problem
    Soldier:...
    P U M P K I N

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 Před 5 lety +45

    2:21 How I wake up each morning.
    2:23 My roomates.

  • @SonicPman
    @SonicPman Před 5 lety +72

    Scout being the only competent one is something I haven’t seen in a long time.

  • @brandonashmore8674
    @brandonashmore8674 Před 7 lety +309

    "It's a wheel, I am going to pEEEeeeEEEEeee."
    *Urinates on the ground.*
    *The scout would look over at the soldier, quickly jolting his vision away from the soldier in disgust after witnissing him urinating.*
    "Aw jeez soldier!"

    • @EEMMOsGaming
      @EEMMOsGaming Před 7 lety +12

      GET WITH THE PROGRAM

    • @invschematics
      @invschematics Před 6 lety +10

      You watch...
      Teeny tiny heads!

    • @predaprime
      @predaprime Před 5 lety +7

      DoomyDoom • As foretold in prophecy! Like your tiny heads... FIGHT MAGIC!!!
      Shit...

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu Před 5 lety +5

      Teeny tiny heads! (head getting smaller) As foretold in prophecy!
      (smaller yet) Like your tiny heads? FIGHT MAGIC! (realizes) shit.

    • @georggross1232
      @georggross1232 Před 5 lety +5

      (Resizes his head by spinning his head) MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRasmus arrives on a tide of cocaine!

  • @LEtheCreator
    @LEtheCreator Před 6 lety +127

    I appreciate the cameo ;D

  • @AzureBashXIII
    @AzureBashXIII Před 7 lety +169

    2:23 Why does Scout call skinny Heavy fat?

  • @Gamering22
    @Gamering22 Před 4 lety +21

    “What the hell is your problem?!”
    “ *P U M P K I N* “

  • @AliceFireQueen
    @AliceFireQueen Před 6 lety +48

    1:06
    "You haven't heard the last of Merasmus, The Eldritch Bitch!"
    Fucking perfect!

  • @johnee-thats-me
    @johnee-thats-me Před 7 lety +216

    Heres subtitles:
    I am a Farmer!
    And this is my COWgineer
    MOOOOOOOOOoooo
    And this is my Sheep Medic!
    ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-M
    WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON
    City Boy SCOUT
    I USED my fight money to buy TWO animals on EARTH
    And THEN I hearded them on to a BOAT
    And then I BEAT the F*CK out of every single one!
    (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
    ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AUUUAHHHH!!!
    (SHUT UP!)
    SOLDIER
    YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS?!
    YES!
    WHAT THE HELL IS YA PROBLEM!?
    (dramatic pause)
    PUMPKIN!
    (AH!)
    Awww...my beautiful head!
    (INSERT MAGIC MERASMUS SOUNDS HERE)
    I will BUY your COW soldier!
    (MOOOooo)
    NO SIR!
    CAN YOU HAVE MY BOMOBONOMONOMO CON FOR IT!?
    (EYYYYYYYYYYYY MY-)
    (Slap sound) NO!
    (ANGRY MERASMUS GRUNT)
    ALRIGHT!
    WHAT about MY HAT!?
    I'D CRAP IN YOUR STUPID HAT!
    AHHHHHH! NO!
    (sound of BOMOBONOMONOMO CON LAUGHING)
    OR how about I BUY YOUR COW WITH...
    (???? IDK) BIFFFFF!
    (Sounds of merasmus being a patriot)
    hre-e-e-e--e-e-e-ee-?
    (SOUND OF SCOUTS BAT)
    JUST WHEN I THINK YOU SAID THE STUPID BEST THING!
    NEVER MERASMUS, YOU JUST KEEP TALKIN-
    ENNNOUUUUUGHHHH!
    (sound of gay farmer soldier laughing)
    YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MERASMUS THE ELDRESS(?) *B-TCH!*
    (swishing swooshy sounds of merasmus disapearing)
    WAY TA GO CHUCKLE HEAD!
    TALKIN (??????) MONEY WELL SPENT!
    DON'T YOU HELL (??????) YOU MAGGOT!
    YOU CAN HAVE MY RETARDED ANIMALS!
    AND I WILL F*CK THEM IN THEIR A**
    (?????????)
    M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AHHH!
    I SAID SHUT UP SHEEP MEDIC!
    DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!
    *ear rape alert* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEMEMEME
    (sound of soldiers shot gun)
    AHHHHHH!
    YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY, AND NOW YOU ARE...
    (turns into heavy) *DEAD*
    *amen*
    (RETURN OF MERASMUS?!) THE WHEEL SPINNSSS!
    WHAT?!
    ITS A WHEEL!
    IM GOING TO
    *PE-E-E-E-E-E-E--E-E....*
    (Sound of Soldiers Blatter problems..)
    AHHH! JEEZ SOLDIER!
    *wheel stops spinning*
    get with the program...
    You watch...
    *DING*
    TEENY TINY *HEADS*
    AS FORETOLD IN PROFECEEE (i no how spell)
    LIKE Your tiny heads!
    FIGHT MAJIC!
    sh*t
    AHHH-OWOWOWOWAHH!
    MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF...
    *COCAINE*
    MERASMUS..DID YOU JUST SAY...
    *COCAINE*
    YES!
    NO SOLDIER!
    U REHAB
    OHOHOHOH!
    (soldier smashing into ground)
    SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIFFFFFFFF
    (what it sounded like) CEE MENYANA DOUBLE PASSENGER TRAVEL
    ENABLE THE CAM PASSENGER HAPPY ENGINEER MEMBER OF HAPPINESS
    *THANK YOU*
    AH HA HA HA!
    That COW BELONGS TO MERASMUS!
    MOOOOooo!
    (YOU AND ME BA-BUDDY!)
    (drum noises)
    WHAT?
    TEAM SCRAMBLING...*NOW*!
    (AHHHHHH!)
    I AM...*STUPID*!
    FAT BALD..BASTERD! (rekt)
    Don't you..*EVER* do that again!
    EHEHEHEHEHEUHHEHHHH
    SOLDIER.
    WHATS THAT?
    C'MON C'MONNN!
    EHHHHHHHHHHH....*YES!*
    WHAT?
    UHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    (bombinomnonononom con noises)
    YOU SAY NO SOLDIER!
    LOOK AT ME!
    LOOK AT...
    *MMOOOOOOooo-*
    (screen blacks out)
    WELL...JUST YOU AND ME SHEEP MEDIC!
    (CENSORED FOR YOUR OWN GOOD)
    OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH...
    jesus christ
    EDIT: thanks for 100 likes c;

  • @Justanotherpyromain
    @Justanotherpyromain Před 7 lety +92

    I'm concerned for you sanity

    • @mildlymiffedman9775
      @mildlymiffedman9775 Před 7 lety +3

      You are, I think this is a perfectly sane thing to do

    • @cvnic
      @cvnic Před 7 lety +5

      Austin Does stuff I'm concerned for your grammar

  • @hubithepyromain6927
    @hubithepyromain6927 Před 7 lety +221

    usa national anthem MARASMUS VERSION 0:54 LMAO

  • @lukebee1152
    @lukebee1152 Před 4 lety +6

    2:31 when theres a tie in the voting and you select the option no one wants you to pick

  • @beaglegaming4118
    @beaglegaming4118 Před 4 lety +12

    Me:*hits elbow
    My entire nervous system: 2:09

    • @zuke3438
      @zuke3438 Před 4 lety

      mephis gaming omg mood

  • @datboiagain5656
    @datboiagain5656 Před 7 lety +4

    THAT WAS SO FUCKING SMOOTHE. " just when i think you said the stupidest thing, merasmus, you just keep talking. "

  • @citizenblu
    @citizenblu Před 5 lety +25

    1:27 Sheep Medic is TRIGGERED.

  • @johnixburriis
    @johnixburriis Před rokem +5

    Hearing Merasmus recite the Star Spangled Banner was so inspiring

  • @kahotep6786
    @kahotep6786 Před 7 lety +81

    2 days? U r talented

  • @solarvoiid.
    @solarvoiid. Před rokem +12

    1:07
    _"you haven't heard the last of Merasmus the eldritch _*_BITCH"_*
    gets me every time

  • @gmodenjoyer64
    @gmodenjoyer64 Před 4 lety +6

    0:54 petition to make a 10 hour version of this

  • @GIGASPACEBLOB
    @GIGASPACEBLOB Před 2 lety +3

    1:53
    “Like your tiny heads? *THANK MAGIC!!* …shit.”

  • @GeorgeBPryor
    @GeorgeBPryor Před 3 lety +2

    "Did you just say cocaine??"
    "No Soldier, your rehab!"

  • @philipgarcia4766
    @philipgarcia4766 Před 5 lety +8

    Iam a farmer this is my cowgineer
    Cowgimeer:MOOOOO
    and this is my sheep medic
    Sheep medic:meeweeeeeeeee

    • @splatfan
      @splatfan Před 3 lety

      What da hells going on?! Says City Boy to farmer Soldier

  • @RaposaCadela
    @RaposaCadela Před 4 lety +6

    Well, I'm glad you could finish it even if it was a grind, Payton!! Always good getting videos from you, my dude

  • @SaniIsABitch333
    @SaniIsABitch333 Před 4 lety +7

    *1 like to realive the sheep medic*

  • @g_nnyu
    @g_nnyu Před 4 lety +15

    Oh my god, I'm really sorry for this medic. He did not deserve it. It must be stroked, fed, combed.. And love! 。:゚(;´∩`;)゚:。

  • @odaik2362
    @odaik2362 Před 7 lety +23

    Not very nice thing to do with a dead sheep MeeM :(

  • @louiskeiflin5858
    @louiskeiflin5858 Před 4 lety +3

    "You were loud and ugly and now you're-" *changes into heavy* "DED" "-Amen"

  • @kairokalaner4497
    @kairokalaner4497 Před 5 lety +4

    0:55 got me good

  • @patrik9328
    @patrik9328 Před 4 lety +3

    2:26
    I wish i could walk like that

  • @owltea2252
    @owltea2252 Před 5 lety +3

    May God bless the sheep medic's beautiful voice "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!!!!"

  • @FreezingMocha
    @FreezingMocha Před 7 lety +18

    Oh god amazing one, *love the cocaine part* and you got scouts animation perfectly.
    *Is the super secret project piss train pt3?*

  • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
    @minecraftoverlordpe2842 Před 6 lety +4

    "This isn't the last you'll see of Merasmus, the eldritch bitch!"
    Ok that was genus.

  • @Yakuza-Merkitzi
    @Yakuza-Merkitzi Před 7 lety +5

    Nice job on the animation. Keep up the good work.

  • @ElShowdeGyaron
    @ElShowdeGyaron Před 4 lety +2

    Sheep Medic at 1:27 - 1:30.
    What I see: Best. Alarm. Ever.

  • @Puppyjuan_1970
    @Puppyjuan_1970 Před 5 lety +2

    "Moooooooooooooooooo"
    -Cowgineer

  • @bap5741
    @bap5741 Před 6 lety +4

    "NO SOLIDER, YOUR REHAB!"

  • @zezimakiller44
    @zezimakiller44 Před 7 lety +2

    Seeing this pop up in my notifications made me moist

  • @Batz1e
    @Batz1e Před 4 lety

    Why tf is this so smooth and stupid at the same time. I’m scared, but I can’t stop watching-

  • @freetun
    @freetun Před 7 lety +7

    The one person who disliked this was probably merasmus

  • @RedZeee
    @RedZeee Před 7 lety +45

    Määääääm

  • @Reapiii
    @Reapiii Před 4 lety +4

    Sheep medic represents the suffering all medics including me go through every time we play please love your medics they are your lovers

  • @Kyotodguy
    @Kyotodguy Před 5 lety +4

    Meeeeeee-(hit)agh!
    I said shut up! Sheep medic, do you understand that?!
    MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 Před 5 lety +1

    Now it's my favourite animation.

  • @invschematics
    @invschematics Před 6 lety +28

    2:43 what? O_o

    • @jaidenp5413
      @jaidenp5413 Před 5 lety +9

      DoomyDoom • hes desecrating the sheep medic body my fren

    • @crabhm5537
      @crabhm5537 Před 5 lety +1

      Welcome to pornhub

  • @creatordanger7986
    @creatordanger7986 Před 5 lety +2

    1:29 I when you annoy a friend and your friend punches you hard sense you won't stop.

  • @AuraOfLogic
    @AuraOfLogic Před 6 lety +4

    anyone else want him to finish the merasmus national anthem

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde Před 5 lety +3

    1:27 put this on repeat and make it my morning alarm.

  • @AlphaOwl
    @AlphaOwl Před 7 lety +3

    Cowgineer will be missed.

  • @thewheelchairhistorian3424

    Did I just sniffed a powder of cocaine

  • @user-vi7oy4mq3q
    @user-vi7oy4mq3q Před 4 lety +1

    1:22
    top 10 saddest anime deaths

  • @lordsupersucc
    @lordsupersucc Před 7 lety

    i cant wait for the big project by September :D

  • @thhrjdh5564
    @thhrjdh5564 Před 5 lety +1

    Farmer soldier: Pewdiepie
    Sheepmedic: Water sheep
    Cowgineer: Water Cow

  • @JustinTheSpider
    @JustinTheSpider Před 7 lety

    The animation is on point

  • @Megasaphire
    @Megasaphire Před 5 lety +2

    "Merasmus arrives on a wave of cocaine"

  • @kevinthoreau9573
    @kevinthoreau9573 Před 5 lety +2

    I love thit meem rage🤣🤣🤣

  • @reptilez5798
    @reptilez5798 Před 6 lety +2

    that farmer soldier remembers me to one of my uncles

  • @scp-echo4769
    @scp-echo4769 Před 5 lety +1

    I expected it to be heavy sheep and for heavy to be like "BaAaAaAaAaAa"

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 Před 6 lety +4

    0:55 MERASMUS 2020

  • @dothemario44
    @dothemario44 Před 6 lety +13

    Communism in a nutshell

  • @letsgoblue9596
    @letsgoblue9596 Před 4 lety +1

    Are we not gonna talk about how Soldier turned Welsh at the end

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 Před 7 lety +1

    The Sheep Medic made me lose it

  • @Kyotodguy
    @Kyotodguy Před 5 lety

    You salute with your right hand.

  • @nowhere2471
    @nowhere2471 Před 4 lety +1

    YOU SAY *NO* SOLDIER!

  • @DanBeau
    @DanBeau Před 6 lety

    "Just as i think you've said the stupidest thing ever, merasmus, you just keep talking."

  • @rocketfacegod
    @rocketfacegod Před 6 měsíci +1

    0:01 btd6 players when there is a boss event

  • @GallerySpecter
    @GallerySpecter Před 4 lety

    This is like one of those dreams you have if you eat cheese or beans before going to bed.

  • @schoolhebrona8846
    @schoolhebrona8846 Před rokem +2

    0:10 meet the soldier reference

  • @masoncole1255
    @masoncole1255 Před 3 lety

    Merasmus: cocaine
    Soldier: cocaine

  • @pawatwongwarn5715
    @pawatwongwarn5715 Před 5 lety +1

    I can't stop watching at 1:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @hkanima
    @hkanima Před 6 lety +2

    weirdly enough, that scout's loadout is same as mine.

  • @esduinorellanagatorrex4574

    1:48 teeny tiny head!

  • @areallybadgamer3042
    @areallybadgamer3042 Před 5 lety

    When your computer crash as you call for a medic
    ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME-ME

  • @MellodyMelon
    @MellodyMelon Před 4 lety

    "What the hell is your problem?"
    *P U M P K I N*

  • @regular5641
    @regular5641 Před 7 lety

    I love cowgineers.

  • @malikakbar1821
    @malikakbar1821 Před 5 lety

    "Merasamus the Eldrith /Bitch/" I am dying

  • @camerontorres2017
    @camerontorres2017 Před rokem +1

    I played this back at .25 speed at exactly 1:26 and I completely lost my shit

  • @nocturnediopside5750
    @nocturnediopside5750 Před 5 lety +1

    We need a full video of the merasmus national anthem.

  • @august101wheatley8
    @august101wheatley8 Před 6 lety +2

    00:54 I need this extended!

  • @jacquelinebarton5809
    @jacquelinebarton5809 Před 5 lety +2

    TF2 in a Nutshell.

  • @oksneezy
    @oksneezy Před 7 lety +18

    smexxy

  • @quotebalrog
    @quotebalrog Před 6 lety +1

    A good farm I would visit to

  • @ZOMBIESrEMO_Official
    @ZOMBIESrEMO_Official Před 5 lety +2

    CZcams recommend seems to be fixed now.

  • @zagorethedragonhybrid7417

    No one:
    absolutely no one:
    Not even the souls of the damed brain cells:
    Seep medic:MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @SolDivisive
    @SolDivisive Před 3 lety

    “...pumpkin.”