Till Commercial Do Us Part | Hashtag Wars |

In honor of wedding season, tonight’s Hashtag War is #WeddingsIn3Words! Play along with Taylor Tomlinson, Jay Jurden, Todd Barry, and Bassem Youssef in the comments below! One of our favorites will be featured on tomorrow’s After Midnight!
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[@Ri-Lizzie]

Bassem has Robin Williams energy. All humor and joy. Love him!

[@houchi69]

And he is hot!

[@adamj8099]

With a sprinkle of chaos.

[@GGSLM]

And he's a surgeon too

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

He should read audio books. Great voice for it.

[@AmetafJohora]

@@GGSLM for real?

[@benchiaase]

You can tell that these guys are seasoned comedians. The way they pull off humour with such ease is brilliant.

[@reticentman1042]

Just Wanted Cake

[@francescaa8331]

😆

[@josefmanga]

3 years, tops.

[@JacyndaMinor]

Internet ordained officiant
#weddingsin3words

[@IrishAndAwkward]

In-Laws Not Speaking

[@nenutka2101]

bridezilla's last hurrah #WeddingsIn3Words

[@TheMadMaple]

Polycule starter kit #MarriageIn3Words

[@swathinarayanaswamy7145]

Bride wants shots! #Weddingsin3Words

[@JacyndaMinor]

Open Bar Backfired
#weddingsin3words

[@MegaWicked89]

Expensive Family Feud #WeddingsIn3Words

[@Chief_Tyrol_]

Broken Condom Consequences #Weddingsin3Words

[@justincastillogayray]

She's wearing white?

[@JonnyStarwind]

Alabama Family Reunion
#WeddingsIn3Words

[@JeffSchall]

Not Another Toaster! #WeddingsIn3Words

[@swathinarayanaswamy7145]

Cupid Shuffle! Again? #Weddingsin3Words

[@JohnWilsonComicsGuy]

Wear White Anyway! #Weddingsin3Words

[@scottlarock7924]

Til Death . . . Waiting

[@Goodness323]

Run, Runaway Bride!

[@IrishAndAwkward]

Vegan Cake? Oof

[@boomerang8909]

1:41 Whoa...

[@rehnaanliker5931]

Someone’s seen a divorce

[@JeffSchall]

Birdseed Not Rice #WeddingsIn3Words

[@YouHadMeAtMoonPie]

Six Months Tops #Weddingsin3Words

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Should’ve pulled out #WeddingsIn3Words

[@tomaltmann9483]

Best.Man.Period.

[@MS-dh9gh]

omg bassem so hateful hahahahahahaha

[@JeffSchall]

Tired Social Construct #WeddingsIn3Words

[@JeffSchall]

Bride-Groomsman Quickie #WeddingsIn3Words

[@bazzers]

So Many Objections

[@Bloo_4_You]

#WeddingsIn3Words Bouquet Toss Brawl

[@TheWildwest666]

Still Brought Baby.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Open bar magic #WeddingsIn3Words

[@TakeMeToYourLida]

Bassem is so funny

[@alexperaza9475]

Open Bar? Fine.

[@denisechrosniak9972]

Dodged a bullet

[@ataxius86]

Omg the straw thing lol

[@IrishAndAwkward]

Wedding Party Fistfight

[@KigurumiInuyasha]

Wedding Toast Disaster #WeddingsIn3Words

[@IrishAndAwkward]

Broken Vows Already

[@josefmanga]

Prelude to misery.

[@AmetafJohora]

just found out bassem used to be a cardiothoracic surgeon, what the actual fuck

[@JacyndaMinor]

Don’t fall asleep!
#weddingsin3words

[@swathinarayanaswamy7145]

Egad, no cake?! #Weddingsin3Words

[@mariebrown4966]

So funny

[@GareBare90]

Property Is Property

[@yocean14]

Speaking of wedding, once I've been told the tale of the worst Best Man Speech. This guy, let's call him Bob, said at his best friend's Second Wedding, for which he was the Best Man again, "I will see half of you the next time." Which actually did not happen, because Bob was not invited to the third wedding. This, Bob was telling to his best friend's Third Wife.

[@JacyndaMinor]

Mason Jar candles
#weddingsin3words

[@LycanLink]

Never been invited.
#WeddingsIn3Words

[@theladyhamlet]

#Weddingsin3Words Skip the Ceremony

[@turkicnomad5632]

It’s obscene that the audience didn’t shout back “we want prenup”

[@josefmanga]

White dress, really? #WeddingsIn3Words

[@IrishMudblood]

Unwanted vacation days.

[@soundhaven13]

Funerals with Cake
#WeddingsIn3Words

[@laurenshea2449]

Chicken was dry #weddingsin3words

[@theladyhamlet]

#Weddingsin3Words Jesus, Dad! Really?!?

[@nbuehster]

I do...NOT!!!
Wait, whose death?? (I don't know what that would really be. I saw a comedy show where they talked about "til death do us part", and they made a joke about being specific about who's death they were referring to. I can imagine, after they say that, one of them (I don't know if it would be the bride or the groom.) would say something about everyone in the world outliving them, and if someone dies, it will be over.)

[@TheSleigherKing]

THAT'S YOUR SISTER? #WeddingsIn3Words

[@carsrobotsandgames]

Who's gonna pay? #MarriageIn3Words

[@JacyndaMinor]

who is THAT?!
#weddingsin3words

[@JeffSchall]

Bouquet Toss Catfight #WeddingsIn3Words

[@Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava]

He's my... roommate...

[@theladyhamlet]

#Weddingsin3Words Do we hafta?

[@carsrobotsandgames]

Target gift card #MarriageIn3Words

[@Life0fBri]

Are you sure?
Open Bar Regrets
This DJ sucks
She is Pregnant
#WeddingsIn3Words

[@clairebenson8092]

Awkward family interactions #weddingin3words

[@draeblack5665]

Why? Just why?

[@TheNewTerrific20]

I’ll pass, thanks. #WeddingsIn3Words

[@kenshinjenna]

Staining white dresses #Weddingsin3Words

[@Amy-kr4tc]

Bassem… ur crushed it otherwise.. but Taylor is the Queen of Call Backs. Sorry the audience failed you 😊.

[@JacyndaMinor]

Who brought drugs?
#weddingsin3words

[@RAW_Reality]

Overrated Marketing Scheme #WeddingsIn3Words

[@JacyndaMinor]

Waste of money
#weddingsin3words

[@moviereviewsbyalex8299]

Don’t do it

[@NoneTheAneh]

Don't do it. (Islamic) 3 more slots.

[@RandyHumorous]

7 minute itch #WeddingsIn3Words @aftermidnight