This show is hilarious! I’ve always loved it. Whoever was in charge of casting was a genius. Every character was played by the right actor and all of the regulars were so funny.
@@edv7981 "I see nothing, I was not here, I did not even get UP this morning!" I was laughing so hard when I saw that part, especially when combined with the look on Schultz's face as he was backing up.
@@FrauWilhelmKlink It's funny to see the original version for the first time, all these english with german accent. In the german version Schultz has a bavarian accent and Klink speaks saxon. For many years it was a double feature TV show, first M.A.S.H. and than Hogans heroes. Good times but long ago.
Vietnam, Watergate, the Cold War, US political assassinations, race riots... Seems like you need to research this timeframe in a real world sense rather than drinking a favor or Kool Aid that never was. I do agree tha TV was "better" in many ways back then, and certainly more creative. But that's really a different topic.
@@Lupinthe3rd. the problem is comments like these are made by people who parents were not born yet but assume what life was like for people who didn't have the benefit of the technology we have today
Comments seem to almost always praise Shultz for his sense of humor and acting skills. I agree that he was amazing. However... Klink was also a comedic genius. He pulled off his role like no one else could. He was not as lovable, and picked on Shultz, and perhaps that is why he does not get the same praise as Shultz? But Klink was super talented --- perfect for the part.
Agreed... especially when you know the back story about the actor (Werner Klemperer) that played Klink. A very accomplished musician and concert Conductor, as opposed to Klink's God awful screeching violin playing, it takes talented musician to fake being that bad, that good.
@@3henry214 I like the episode where Klink plays his violin for the first time and the Heroes steal it. After they tell Schultz they gave it back, he says "What did you do that for? Now he's going to play it again." 😂🤣😂
Oh, a very talented man indeed. I saw him in the movie Operation Eichmann and he was scary. He nailed Adolf Eichmann to a T. I've also seen him in The Wicked Dreams Of Paula Schultz where he plays Klaus. The movie was made during the run of this show and had Werner Klemperer, John Banner, Leon Askin and Bob Crane in it. For this role, Werner upgraded to a full pair of glasses! 😂
My favorite part of this scene is when Schultz comes in and reports the prison riot on the east side has been ended. And Klink says "Shultz!! WHAT are you TAAAAALKING ABOUT!!!" Just the way he says it gives away his extreme tiredness of the odd things that make him look bad in front of superior officers all the time. Such a simple line. Delivery makes great actors.
Even after all these years from watching as a kid they are still the best shows ever! We used to watch as a family and didn't miss any of them, I truly miss those days!
This is my second favorite episode. My first favorite episode is when Hogan convinces the Commandant that Schultz can predict what city would get Bombed next. They get Schultz drunk & he be tomorrow Berlin flat as a pancake lol
Look at Hochstetter trying not to laugh. That must have been tough, John Banner was so funny as Schultz. Richard Dawson (Newkirk) never even tried to hide it, he'd always laugh.
Could be difficult for a Jewish person to smile while playing a Nazi. Just a guess. And in my opinion, the characters of Schultz and Klink were soldiers German Air Force and not Nazis. But both actors were also Jewish.
Hochstetter and Burkhalter elevated this show immensely, as well as Carter impersonating Hitler, with Klink and Schultz anchoring as the "bad guys" - with Get Smart and the Honeymooners my all-time favorite comedy.
I never used to notice the 'snow' lying around on the set while green leaves were on the trees and the sun was shining, Apparently the snow was painted on to ensure continuity but it was actually really warm for the cast dressed in winter clothing,
Always. I feel like Hochstetter was the most efficient part of the Third Reich on this show. The following quote from Scar in the Lion King sums it up perfectly: "I'm surrounded by idiots."
Two Shootez , Two Shotzz , Two Schlitzz yea don't mind if I do . Never Mind ..... I See NOthing , I See NOOOThing . I must've missed this episode when I was a kid . Back then No VCR's , No VHS's and No DVD's . Almost like on " Gilligan's Island " . Well at least we had indoor plumbing .
when I was very young I followed my brother everywhere he would always watch this show and I would watch it with him. its such a funny show even today. I miss you robbie😢
I had Green Acres on DVD and to come home smoke a bowl or two and watch Green Acres and Hogan's Hero I swear a gut Green Acres is so hilariously stupid between Lisa Douglas's funny Arnold Ziffle it was great stuff.
For a split second, you can see fake-Schultz's arm coming into the split shot just as real-Schultz approaches. For an era before vcr's and slow-mo replay at home, it works really well!
I was a teenager in the 60''s . I loved this show. I think the movie STALAG 17 was used as a basis for it . I could do a pretty good imitation of klink ' hoo-ghhhhhnnnnnnnnn!
Love the show one of the few shows from that time I really like bought the series on dvd. Wish tv could be this funny today , the woke mob would never allow it
I watched this show new, as a child. I had a crush on Bob Crane. The show was hilarious, even more so when Hogan had to advise the germans about matters.
This program was actually very controversial when it first came out. I can remember the fuss about what was erroneously called a “TV program about a concentration camp.”
@@darrinbaker00 Ah okay... i didnt know. Well i am from Germany and in my oppinion he pronouce this "schnell" on a funny way ;) Has he lived in the USA for a long time ?
I love this show 😄 ❤ so much and I have every season! I watch this show every single night and favorite characters was Col.Hogan, Sgt Carter, Sgt Kintchloe! I do admit I like Klink cause he is so stupid, I do like Schultz cause he is friends with Hogan and his men, plus he hates the war! Klinks General is cool and Major Hoffshetter is a real winner especially with that loud mouth of his! 😆😄
I wonder if the one who played the RAF guy had or even has? ever been to Britain in his life...the accent was something...but it was not British. (I'm an English teacher).
I don't remember the title off hand. There is a character named Baumer who knows all of the financial secrets of Germany that they disguise as Shultz to sneak him out. I'll get back to you if it comes to me.
@@E3ECO Hochstetter's actor played two different characters in the show. One as a Wermacht artillery officer and the other as a Gestapo Colonel named Feldkamp. Colonel Feldkamp actually died in canon for Hogan's Heroes (in spite of it being episodic) and seeing as how the staff still wanted Howard Caine (the actor) to play as a Gestapo officer they made a new character for him named Major Hochstetter.
@@binaway Yeah, they started wearing grey sometime in 1939/1940. Personally, I liked them better in black; it was far more intimidating, and the SS/Gestapo was all about intimidation, right?
The look on Schultz's face when he saw himself go by was hilarious
John Banner is very much underrated as an actor.
He was a funny guy!
@@scootergeorge9576 yes he was, he was great at every role he played, whether it was serious or comedy.
There will never be another Banner.
He didn't see himself, moron.
This show is hilarious! I’ve always loved it. Whoever was in charge of casting was a genius. Every character was played by the right actor and all of the regulars were so funny.
You can thank Albert Ruddy . One of the guys who made the Godfather
"I saw.... I saw.... I see Nothing Nothing!"
IT GOES. LIKE THIS
I KNOW NOTHING
I SEE NOTHING
I HEAR NOTHING
@@edv7981 "I see nothing, I was not here, I did not even get UP this morning!" I was laughing so hard when I saw that part, especially when combined with the look on Schultz's face as he was backing up.
@@FrauWilhelmKlink It's funny to see the original version for the first time, all these english with german accent.
In the german version Schultz has a bavarian accent and Klink speaks saxon.
For many years it was a double feature TV show, first M.A.S.H. and than Hogans heroes.
Good times but long ago.
@@lesterpaul9657 I know, I saw part of an episode! I was all, "what happened to Schultz's voice?" :)
Love this🤗🇺🇸🇩🇰🌷
The best tv series. Ever . In 1975 , I was 13 yrs.old and I used to Hogan’s hero’s at 5 pm during weekdays.
watch
I was five.
The series ended in 73
@Mark Andrews yea but who the hell watches them ?
I remember seeing Reruns in the morning hours in the early 70s
The good old days when life was so much simpler and tv so much funnier and innocent.
True
I'd love to go back to those days
Except that Bob Crane was a sex maniac who videotaped the woman he had sex with before he was murdered. BTw some stills of it can be found online.
Vietnam, Watergate, the Cold War, US political assassinations, race riots... Seems like you need to research this timeframe in a real world sense rather than drinking a favor or Kool Aid that never was.
I do agree tha TV was "better" in many ways back then, and certainly more creative. But that's really a different topic.
@@Lupinthe3rd. the problem is comments like these are made by people who parents were not born yet but assume what life was like for people who didn't have the benefit of the technology we have today
Comments seem to almost always praise Shultz for his sense of humor and acting skills. I agree that he was amazing. However...
Klink was also a comedic genius. He pulled off his role like no one else could. He was not as lovable, and picked on Shultz, and perhaps that is why he does not get the same praise as Shultz? But Klink was super talented --- perfect for the part.
Agreed... especially when you know the back story about the actor (Werner Klemperer) that played Klink. A very accomplished musician and concert Conductor, as opposed to Klink's God awful screeching violin playing, it takes talented musician to fake being that bad, that good.
@@3henry214 I like the episode where Klink plays his violin for the first time and the Heroes steal it. After they tell Schultz they gave it back, he says "What did you do that for? Now he's going to play it again." 😂🤣😂
Oh, a very talented man indeed. I saw him in the movie Operation Eichmann and he was scary. He nailed Adolf Eichmann to a T. I've also seen him in The Wicked Dreams Of Paula Schultz where he plays Klaus. The movie was made during the run of this show and had Werner Klemperer, John Banner, Leon Askin and Bob Crane in it. For this role, Werner upgraded to a full pair of glasses! 😂
The whole cast was legend
The whole cast was wonderful
John Banner was hilarious.
My favorite part of this scene is when Schultz comes in and reports the prison riot on the east side has been ended. And Klink says "Shultz!! WHAT are you TAAAAALKING ABOUT!!!" Just the way he says it gives away his extreme tiredness of the odd things that make him look bad in front of superior officers all the time. Such a simple line. Delivery makes great actors.
I saw nothing..NOTHING
Towards the beginning of the scene, Hochstetter yells at Hogan to not sit down, but towards the end, Hogan has taken Hochstetter's chair.
Completely missed that.
Even after all these years from watching as a kid they are still the best shows ever! We used to watch as a family and didn't miss any of them, I truly miss those days!
This is my second favorite episode. My first favorite episode is when Hogan convinces the Commandant that Schultz can predict what city would get Bombed next. They get Schultz drunk & he be tomorrow Berlin flat as a pancake lol
The Ultimate Weapon!
I loved the one when they convinced everyone that the war was over.
Sgt schultz reminds me oliver hardy 🙂
Allah Hu-Akbar
"Vat is ziz man doing here!?"
Classic stuff.
I miss this show
Look at Hochstetter trying not to laugh. That must have been tough, John Banner was so funny as Schultz. Richard Dawson (Newkirk) never even tried to hide it, he'd always laugh.
Where was he trying not to laugh? What part?
Major Hochstetter laugh? BAH!
I like watching Burkhalter concealing his laughter at Hogan's quips.
Hochstetter always was my favorite character on this show,I never knew how Howard Caine could play him with a straight face,he always cracked me up!
Could be difficult for a Jewish person to smile while playing a Nazi. Just a guess. And in my opinion, the characters of Schultz and Klink were soldiers German Air Force and not Nazis. But both actors were also Jewish.
Still watching reruns and still enjoying!
Hochstetter and Burkhalter elevated this show immensely, as well as Carter impersonating Hitler, with Klink and Schultz anchoring as the "bad guys" - with Get Smart and the Honeymooners my all-time favorite comedy.
I never used to notice the 'snow' lying around on the set while green leaves were on the trees and the sun was shining, Apparently the snow was painted on to ensure continuity but it was actually really warm for the cast dressed in winter clothing,
Man, I loved this show when I was a kid! It's still awesome!!
God Dammit Hochstetter when he’s angry at Klink and Hogan is hilarious
Baaaaaah
Always. I feel like Hochstetter was the most efficient part of the Third Reich on this show. The following quote from Scar in the Lion King sums it up perfectly:
"I'm surrounded by idiots."
Why do you think that taking the Lord's name in vain makes you look macho when all it does if make you look small. Clean up your act!
god damn you are so right!
@@beefree7114 hey man, you do you, let me do me. I’m not hurting anyone
Two Shootez , Two Shotzz , Two Schlitzz yea don't mind if I do .
Never Mind ..... I See NOthing , I See NOOOThing .
I must've missed this episode when I was a kid .
Back then No VCR's , No VHS's and No DVD's .
Almost like on " Gilligan's Island " .
Well at least we had indoor plumbing .
My Grandpa looked like Shultz. 😂😂😂
I love this show. Watch it every night as I go to bed. Shultz is The real star , and the rest of the story revolves around him.
I totally agree. Shultz made everything gel in place.
when I was very young I followed my brother everywhere he would always watch this show and I would watch it with him. its such a funny show even today. I miss you robbie😢
I always loved it when hockstetter always said they would surround the place like a band if stell😅
I had Green Acres on DVD and to come home smoke a bowl or two and watch Green Acres and Hogan's Hero I swear a gut Green Acres is so hilariously stupid between Lisa Douglas's funny Arnold Ziffle it was great stuff.
For a split second, you can see fake-Schultz's arm coming into the split shot just as real-Schultz approaches. For an era before vcr's and slow-mo replay at home, it works really well!
2 X SCHULTZY = 2 X FUN 🤗😁🤣😂😊😂🤣😁🤗
I love this show
Hochstetter was my favorite on the show,
Without Shultz what would this be?
A lot less fun? :)
As someone who really enjoyed classical music, I sometimes wonder if it bothered Werner Klemperer to play the violin that badly. 🤔
Thing is, you really have to be a good musician to play that badly so convincingly. Kind of like Les Dawson did with the piano.
@@richardharrold9736 just as Jack Benny was an excellent violinist, but often played intentionally off-key.
0:52Schulz:😳😧. Me: 🤣 that never gets old
Good stuff please keep them coming, snell!
I will try! Any requests?
No, what your doing is funny enough but thank you. T.C.B.
WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?!!!
Causing more shit for the Axis Powers, what else Major?
I was a teenager in the 60''s . I loved this show. I think the movie STALAG 17 was used as a basis for it . I could do a pretty good imitation of klink ' hoo-ghhhhhnnnnnnnnn!
"I did see myself....... I saw.......nnnnuthink......nnnuthink...." Schultz is funny.
Yeah, and he is easily convinced that he did not see himself.....
Great ids
That has to be the closest to an out of body experience if you saw yourself
I see…
*EVERYTHING!*
Hogan always whispering to Klink what to do 😂
One of my Favorites! it's from Season 2 Ep.22 "Heil Klink "
That ring of steel baby!
elenco primoroso. impagavel. que época.
Você sabe que episódio é esse?
Hochstetter's catchphrase "Baaah ... shaaattup!" is perfection.
That is a new Hochstetter twist...usually its "surrounding the camp with a ring of steel", not ringed this camp with a band of steel!.
That's a pretty good effect for a 60's sitcom. The split in the film isn't visible.
Love the show one of the few shows from that time I really like bought the series on dvd. Wish tv could be this funny today , the woke mob would never allow it
Poor toy maker, Schultz
I watched this show new, as a child. I had a crush on Bob Crane. The show was hilarious, even more so when Hogan had to advise the germans about matters.
Thought you were going to say when he was flirting with Helga. 😉
Klink Schultz happy memories
Just like that guy with the donuts on that commercial, meets himself coming and going, time to make the doughnuts.
Surprised they took the time to do a fancy split screen effect.
1:26 they each give a respectively accented No.
This program was actually very controversial when it first came out. I can remember the fuss about what was erroneously called a “TV program about a concentration camp.”
love to see an m3 hogans heros sitcom with 2 maybe 3 additional ethnicities represented
Yeah, we need more German "ethnicities....."
😆😆 that was cool
ya sure I mean we only had to condend w the vetnom war and racium and change
Jedi mind trick. That is not the Schultz you are looking for....
"schnell !!! " sounds so funny when Klink is speaking german !!!
Why? German was Werner Klemperer's first language.
@@darrinbaker00 Ah okay... i didnt know. Well i am from Germany and in my oppinion he pronouce this "schnell" on a funny way ;) Has he lived in the USA for a long time ?
@@sfi798 the family left when it was getting bad, his father, Otto was a famous conductor in Germany and being jewish...time to go.
Hogan rarely manipulates Hochstetter.
0:05 Baaah!!
I don't recall seeing this episode.
Someone stole Klemperer's monocle.
Pat Sajak bought him a new one.
It was a WOF prize😛
Classic TV makes current stuff look worthless
I will surround this place with a ring of steellll
I don't care what the people thought about Schultz he's my favorite character amongst all of them
You almost find yourself cheering for the enemy
HILDA IS SO 70S
The women on the program all wore contemporary clothing….nothing 1940’s about it. Mom’s old photos prove it
I love this show 😄 ❤ so much and I have every season! I watch this show every single night and favorite characters was Col.Hogan, Sgt Carter, Sgt Kintchloe! I do admit I like Klink cause he is so stupid, I do like Schultz cause he is friends with Hogan and his men, plus he hates the war! Klinks General is cool and Major Hoffshetter is a real winner especially with that loud mouth of his! 😆😄
Does anyone know what episode this is?
I know nothing i see nothing I hear nothing I didn't even get up this morning!
"This is all just a really vivid nightmare!" -Shultz
Wow
Poor old shulhzy saw his twin brother
Steel
🤣🤣🤣
I see nothing…
else
I always wonder: how do actors manage to get through these kinds of scenes without bursting into laughter?
I'm sure they do. Many takes I'd assume. I'd love to see a bloopers reel.
so many takes it's not funny anymore
the german version calls ein käfig voller helden :=)
I wanna know how they filmed that scene. Was it double exposure or did they have another actor who looked like John?
("Sgt.J."). "Would you BELIEVE... That Verner Kemperor.
Schultz, you made the show what it was. R.I.P. my friend. 😇
I wonder if the one who played the RAF guy had or even has? ever been to Britain in his life...the accent was something...but it was not British. (I'm an English teacher).
Richard Dawson was from Gosport, Hampshire, England so I do believe that he had been to Britain lol.
Favor , doblar al ESPAÑOL, GRACIAS
What episode was this from?
Heil Klink (#2.22).
What and what episode is this from? I’ve seen a lot of Hogan’s Heroes, but not this one.
I don't remember the title off hand. There is a character named Baumer who knows all of the financial secrets of Germany that they disguise as Shultz to sneak him out.
I'll get back to you if it comes to me.
Based on actual events . LOL That's the standard line isn't it ?
Tarnished symbol correct ed
Bah!
Tell you get fired there's no point being in the job
“Himeself”?
The Maj is no Major, he's wearing SS-Oberfuhrer (Special/Col. ?) insignia, not an SS-Sturmbannfuhrer's (Major) patch!
hey............no one cares!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
I saw someone else's post about this. Apparently Hochstetter was a colonel, but they were called majors, or something like that.
@@E3ECO Hochstetter's actor played two different characters in the show. One as a Wermacht artillery officer and the other as a Gestapo Colonel named Feldkamp. Colonel Feldkamp actually died in canon for Hogan's Heroes (in spite of it being episodic) and seeing as how the staff still wanted Howard Caine (the actor) to play as a Gestapo officer they made a new character for him named Major Hochstetter.
@@rearspeaker6364 hey... Don't be a troll and start crap. There are better things to do online than be a firestarter.
@@thesurvivalist1996 I just enjoy the show --I could care less about technicalities!!!!
This show never got Hochstetters rank insignia right. Here he has the tabs of what looks like an SS Oberfuhrer (Had no U.S. equivalent)
The SS had also stopped wearing black before USA entered the war
Remember Newkirk? "He's an Oberfuhrer and I'm an Underfuhrer." And then Hogan just gives him the same 'shut up' look he always gives Carter.
@@binaway Yeah, they started wearing grey sometime in 1939/1940. Personally, I liked them better in black; it was far more intimidating, and the SS/Gestapo was all about intimidation, right?
@@FrauWilhelmKlink "They can have you Shot ....And then sent to the Russian Front!"
hey............no one cares!!!!!!!!!!!!...........
Always a good laugh @ German's expense?
...more correctly, always a good laugh @ the Nazi's expense...
@@miklosernoehazy8678 Thank you, that you see the difference between Germans and Nazis.
0:09 Who’s driving the car?
It's Tiger, female underground agent, played by the beautiful Arlene Martel.
My favorite parts of this episodes are 0:05 and 3:16.
Back when the swastika was still allowed on German uniforms and nobody freaked out
Classic show I watched all the time.
A show is lucky if a show has one catch phase make it language. How many does HH have?
"I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing!"
Often shortened to "I know nothing, nothing!"
There is also "What is this man doing here!?"