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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Black Widow!
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    Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow has been in the MCU for multiple movies since her debut in Iron Man 2 many years ago. While other characters have had the chance to shine in multiple solo outings, Natasha Romanoff was never given the opportunity to take the reins in a big screen adventure of her own. Until now… Several years after the character’s on-screen death. Better late than neveR?
    Black Widow definitely raises some questions. Like why DID it take so long for them to make this? How is Natasha surviving all these explosions, car crashes and falls as a non-superpowered character? How many people died in that avalanche? Why did Natasha and her mom swap faces? How does that weird pheromone thing work? How did only the good guys survive that massive base collapse and fall? How did Natasha get away from Ross?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Black Widow! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @nickprovence
    @nickprovence Před 2 lety +19784

    Black Widow survived more falls in her movie than she did in Endgame.

  • @EvanMelts
    @EvanMelts Před 2 lety +3812

    “Everyone knows how she’s dies so let’s just make her invincible”

    • @dekaritheprofessor2631
      @dekaritheprofessor2631 Před 2 lety +69

      Spittin Facts!!

    • @grayski3324
      @grayski3324 Před 2 lety +168

      Yeah, she should've died many times over. Especially the car crash and the entire end scene.

    • @mattimusmattrime
      @mattimusmattrime Před 2 lety +99

      I kept expecting Mobius to open a TVA portal to reset reality when she died in any of the dozen of ways that should have killed her.

    • @jonnysinclair2186
      @jonnysinclair2186 Před 2 lety +8

      Ah yes just like Achilles in troy

    • @timothysweezey1291
      @timothysweezey1291 Před 2 lety

      @@grayski3324 you do realize she’s been conditioned

  • @christianyepez1016
    @christianyepez1016 Před 2 lety +938

    I love that the only actor with an actual Eastern European accent had no lines at all

    • @winifredobianuju1014
      @winifredobianuju1014 Před 2 lety +5

      😭😂

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 Před 2 lety +3

      Who that be?

    • @thesenate8268
      @thesenate8268 Před 2 lety +74

      @@Nan420 drekov's daughter

    • @Nan420
      @Nan420 Před 2 lety +40

      @@thesenate8268 oh yes right. She does say "Is he gone" that's her only line I guess.. lol

  • @whompingtonbusworth
    @whompingtonbusworth Před 2 lety +1616

    "Why would I bother watching a movie about a character that’s dead?"
    “Because ScarJo’s costume is TIGHT!”

    • @DakshJuneja
      @DakshJuneja Před 2 lety +51

      This should have been added

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +41

      Actually a correct use of the word tight

    • @davidsigalow7349
      @davidsigalow7349 Před 2 lety +4

      Hey nowwww!

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Před 2 lety +3

      Wonder womans costume is much better

    • @VoidKing666
      @VoidKing666 Před 2 lety +19

      @@dcmastermindfirst9418 but Scarlett Johnson’s costume is TIGHT, too! I need you to get aaaaall the way off my back for having this joke he just as applicable with Wonder Woman

  • @stormvexed
    @stormvexed Před 2 lety +2714

    "we're gonna do a Deadpool."
    "Oh great!"
    "No the bad one."
    "Oh no..."

    • @TheElectricMayhem
      @TheElectricMayhem Před 2 lety +95

      And they totally ripped off Stryker from X2, down to Dreykov copying his physique and glasses, using their mute and scarred children with heterochromia as the center of a mind control plot.

    • @drakemguard1407
      @drakemguard1407 Před 2 lety +25

      Its super Easy barely an inconvenience 😝

    • @redharrison894
      @redharrison894 Před 2 lety +8

      Sorry but i'm still confused wich one is the better Deadpool? Wolverine Origins: young Ryan Reynolds 2009 or old Ryan Reynolds 2016 that looks like a male d$$k

    • @ycchen1815
      @ycchen1815 Před 2 lety +15

      I can't find a more accurate way to describe the "Taskmaster" in Black Widow.......

    • @Crossbones6732
      @Crossbones6732 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheElectricMayhem I mean, Stryker was passionate, he would monologue like he was performing on stage, with gusto and fire, while Dreykov was cold, the embodiment of a chilling Russian. But it goes to show chunkier British actors are who you want to play your American and Russian masterminds.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Před 2 lety +1957

    "Can he do a Russian accent?"
    "It doesn't matter."
    "It matters a little."

    • @last7509
      @last7509 Před 2 lety +29

      can he do a boston accent in the departed? doesnt matter

    • @theonlytruth9453
      @theonlytruth9453 Před 2 lety +4

      incidentally, he has also played beowulf.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 Před 2 lety +38

      @@hydroponichomesteader6852 It would have been better if they had just forgone the Russian accents with some nod to them being trained to not have an accent or to have and unobtrusive accent. Fake ones are really obvious and bad.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 2 lety

      BEOWULF!!!

    • @mesesakeekedo8190
      @mesesakeekedo8190 Před 2 lety

      No

  • @iciecube
    @iciecube Před 2 lety +364

    “oh he’s great, can he do a Russian accent?”
    “doesn’t matter”
    “it matters a little”
    “nope! so…”
    i’m crying

    • @seraphimaschannel4001
      @seraphimaschannel4001 Před 2 lety +2

      And here I was wondering why there would be an American amidst all of that! Rofl

    • @Youchubeswindon
      @Youchubeswindon Před rokem +2

      Ray Winstone plays Ray Winstone, in a movie about Ray Winstone.
      Oh Cool, which one is that.
      All of them.

  • @karinamargit9496
    @karinamargit9496 Před 2 lety +336

    Did anyone else hope this movie was gonna be about Widow and Hawkeye and how they met? Because that would have been sick to get a backstory on their friendship

    • @spencerbrinton1397
      @spencerbrinton1397 Před rokem +29

      Would have been more enjoyable

    • @Shankar-oe5rm
      @Shankar-oe5rm Před rokem +31

      Yea, Budapest

    • @ceasarsaran8573
      @ceasarsaran8573 Před rokem +6

      I was hoping it would never be made

    • @Billy_Lenz
      @Billy_Lenz Před rokem +3

      No.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Před rokem +33

      Not to mention it would have added more emotion to her ultimate sacrifice in End Game when you rewatch it. Instead we got a soulless throw-away plot

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 2 lety +14452

    "So what's the mission?"
    "Sign up for Disney Plus."
    LOL!

    • @sixfoot8great726
      @sixfoot8great726 Před 2 lety +155

      I actually cracked up there

    • @LuziSantos
      @LuziSantos Před 2 lety +140

      one of the best lines ever written!

    • @inmyzone8891
      @inmyzone8891 Před 2 lety +37

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Rafdi13
      @Rafdi13 Před 2 lety +26

      I LOL to that phrase

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 Před 2 lety +27

      It’s not bad if you already have it
      And have friends
      Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

  • @srinivallabhaneni7120
    @srinivallabhaneni7120 Před 2 lety +6501

    Honestly I wait for the pitch meetings more than most of the movies themselves.

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Před 2 lety +608

    I did think it was weird how she and her sister tried to murder each other with zero explanation on first sight of one another… and then also call a truce with zero explanation, instantly being on each other’s side now.
    Also, there’s a word for “intentional collateral damage”: murder.

    • @bitharne
      @bitharne Před 2 lety +6

      Didn’t know you could murder buildings…

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin Před 2 lety +27

      I agree. Felt like "Hey Avenger sister, I sent you this stuff because I need your help, but first, let's do some cool fighting for no reason"

    • @zaza-ik5ws
      @zaza-ik5ws Před 2 lety +7

      @@schattentaenzerin "You could have just asked"
      "You never know someone until you fight them"

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 Před 2 lety +3

      @@bitharne she knew the girl was in there

    • @Tential1
      @Tential1 Před rokem +7

      Bruh, I've realized, you need a lot of drugs to now enjoy these movies. The drugs help you ignore all the inconsistencies... Or exacerbates them since you still notice them no matter how many drugs you've used....

  • @cameronlapage7386
    @cameronlapage7386 Před 2 lety +212

    Honestly, I didn't even realize the vest was from Infinity War. I just thought they were ripping on '90s artists' obsessions with vests, pouches and shoulder pads.

    • @MrK133n
      @MrK133n Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @schattentaenzerin
      @schattentaenzerin Před 2 lety +3

      I watched it today and struggled to remember where she even was at the beginning of Infinity War. I can't keep track of what people *wear*

    • @JohnLee-ue6gy
      @JohnLee-ue6gy Před 2 lety +3

      I thought it was one of the contemporary nods to the feminist gripe about no pockets on women's clothing.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před měsícem

      Should of seen the shoulder pads in the 80's, they were something else.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 Před 2 lety +1232

    "Why didn’t we release this movie before Endgame?"
    "Because it’s actually just an origin story for her sister."

    • @EddyA1337
      @EddyA1337 Před 2 lety +64

      Will admit though Pugh is a fine piece of ass I wouldn't mind making sweet love by the fire to.

    • @nyshyn307
      @nyshyn307 Před 2 lety +168

      @@EddyA1337 sir?

    • @ix69yn
      @ix69yn Před 2 lety +66

      @@EddyA1337 Down bad

    • @extestential6638
      @extestential6638 Před 2 lety +45

      @@EddyA1337 wtf

    • @aaronseidl5941
      @aaronseidl5941 Před 2 lety +64

      @@EddyA1337 I'd give her the best 10 seconds of my life

  • @motionflixentertainment7153
    @motionflixentertainment7153 Před 2 lety +4846

    "I was thinking we could make a Black Widow movie."
    "Sounds like something we should've done back in 2010."

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Před 2 lety +133

      Haha 2016 at the most lol

    • @SourRobo8364
      @SourRobo8364 Před 2 lety +43

      It's definitely gonna feel like a 2010 movie.

    • @akshy471
      @akshy471 Před 2 lety +63

      @@SourRobo8364 in 2010 this movie wouldve never reached theatres

    • @andremiller1836
      @andremiller1836 Před 2 lety +5

      Isn't that the Iron Man 2 Movie?

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 Před 2 lety +2

      @@akshy471 why so?

  • @PumpkinBird
    @PumpkinBird Před 2 lety +701

    The sign up for Disney plus joke actually got me laughing because it’s so true. Disney has made it so that to be able to keep up with the mcu you basically have to own a Disney plus account

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia Před 2 lety +39

      And then the actual MCU shows on Disney plus are effectively underwhelming previews for future MCU stuff.

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 2 lety +3

      Actually they’ve stated that they’re not gonna leave movie viewers totally in the dark.

    • @bigriverraiders9243
      @bigriverraiders9243 Před 2 lety +3

      I know I just watch CZcams reviews instead. The star wars shows does make it tempting, but not worth it for me.

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 Před 2 lety +31

      Or have access to the pirate bay...

    • @mcuforever2561
      @mcuforever2561 Před 2 lety +3

      @@videogamenostalgia loki was really good though.

  • @lwivv9052
    @lwivv9052 Před 2 lety +90

    "Well, the child didn't really die, so morally we're all good."
    "Well..."
    It was lowkey, but the quick "Well..." before moving on to the next point as if noting happened killed me for some reason.

  • @yessum15
    @yessum15 Před 2 lety +4666

    Can't believe he didn't mention how Task Master basically lost 30lbs as soon as they revealed she was a woman.

  • @lkh1093
    @lkh1093 Před 2 lety +1718

    Marvel: Let’s make Taskmaster kind of a disappointment.
    Marvel Writer: Super Easy Barely An Inconvenience!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 2 lety +155

      Yes, let's have the Taskmaster be a female, for no reason other than as a shocking swerve!

    • @kinglordchoo17
      @kinglordchoo17 Před 2 lety +27

      Kind of?

    • @j-zhirngaming9550
      @j-zhirngaming9550 Před 2 lety +31

      I honestly wasn't disappointed

    • @kavehteimory6413
      @kavehteimory6413 Před 2 lety +12

      I liked it!🤷‍♂️

    • @TheSkinnyMechanic
      @TheSkinnyMechanic Před 2 lety +159

      Making taskmaster a woman did nothing to change the character so that part I don’t care about but making her a robot and then eliminating her by end of movie for a one time use villain is a travesty

  • @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger
    @YouTubecanbitemyhairybanger Před 2 lety +157

    "oh can he speak with a Russian accent"
    "Nope doesn't matter'
    "It kinda does"
    "No"

  • @FurryStockings
    @FurryStockings Před 2 lety +141

    Taskmaster got turned into a bland, silent character in this movie, and I'm still pissed about that -.- lol

    • @chrislaf
      @chrislaf Před 2 lety +9

      But Winter Soldier was a quiet, stoic unstoppable assassin and that movie was good so they just had to do the same thing again! \s

    • @mxl8755
      @mxl8755 Před 2 lety

      Same

    • @mcuforever2561
      @mcuforever2561 Před 2 lety +11

      @@chrislaf winter soldier is the same in comics, but taskmaster is not.

    • @DynamicUnreality
      @DynamicUnreality Před 2 lety +1

      A lot of comic villains have similar "snarky but bitter smart guy" characterizations in Marvel comics. If they had made her a wit-spewing Deadpool knock-off everyone would have hated that too.

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 Před 2 lety

      The bland and silent aspect wasn't an inherent quality of Taskmaster. They were under mind control. She stopped being silent and began showing emotion the moment the mind control was removed. We'll see what happens with the character going forward. Mind you, she'll probably need to go see Bucky's therapist.

  • @zacharyhendrix5803
    @zacharyhendrix5803 Před 2 lety +1636

    -"I figured we could get more grounded with the Black Widow movie, you know?"
    Deadass was expecting:
    "Yeah so the bad guy is up in a skybase and 50% of the movie is just Black Widow falling"
    -"Oh how very grounded"

    • @JonathanSladkoTV
      @JonathanSladkoTV Před 2 lety +56

      Well, 50% of it was grounded...

    • @user-yq4cf7kb4b
      @user-yq4cf7kb4b Před 2 lety +36

      @@JonathanSladkoTV a cup half full kind of guy

    • @gnoe4815
      @gnoe4815 Před 2 lety +12

      Hey, looking at how black widow was shot in previous movies, we can be lucky the whole part of her falling wasn't a close-up of her ass all the time.

    • @PolarisCastillo
      @PolarisCastillo Před 2 lety +5

      Why do people say Deadass?

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Před 2 lety +1

      That’s why the blonde was added 😂

  • @cb-gz1vl
    @cb-gz1vl Před 2 lety +1289

    "Pheromones"
    "She can't just walk to the edge of the room.."
    "Pheromones"
    "Fair enough".

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 Před 2 lety +94

      He's lucky none of them are trained to use sniper rifles...

    • @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll
      @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll Před 2 lety +64

      @@antiochus87 well they couldn't use that cuz *pheromones*

    • @antiochus87
      @antiochus87 Před 2 lety +59

      @@Chillllllllllllllllllllllll "Oh very powerful pheromones!"
      Seriously, if a black widow took a shot from across the street? Several floors up?

    • @unityedits3722
      @unityedits3722 Před 2 lety +41

      Pher enough

    • @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll
      @Chillllllllllllllllllllllll Před 2 lety +46

      @@antiochus87 yeah,but you see...
      *Pheromones*

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 Před 2 lety +76

    I can't believe this ended up just being a commercial for _yet another_ tv show

    • @broomemike1
      @broomemike1 Před 2 lety +1

      So did you reduce every previous movie down to it's post credit scene, also? Maybe you should just not watch those?

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 Před 2 lety +1

      @@broomemike1 The difference is a lot of those other movies still have quality to them, while this one’s only quality was a good supporting character which they immediately used as a cash grab

    • @georgeplunkitt5565
      @georgeplunkitt5565 Před 2 lety +1

      @@jlupus8804 Is this your first Marvel movie? One thing will always lead to another, it’s kind of their thing. If you looked at every Marvel movie in that way you’d have a lot more complaining to do. “Omg I can’t believe this is leading toward yet another marvel property.” It’s never ending lol

    • @robertpalmer8080
      @robertpalmer8080 Před 2 lety +3

      @@georgeplunkitt5565 yes and no. The other movies were for the most part good movies that had post credit scenes setting up future movies.
      This was a bland movie using a new character to point people to Disney Plus. It feels different.

  • @jacquiskliros637
    @jacquiskliros637 Před 2 lety +21

    Black Widow had an amazing story. Just a shame we didn't actually get to see any of it.
    We needed a prequel but we needed Scarlet Johanson

  • @Biznatchio69
    @Biznatchio69 Před 2 lety +972

    "And then Wonder Woman did super well", "Stop talking!" Died.

  • @cbpd89
    @cbpd89 Před 2 lety +1593

    "He's from some of the OTHER MOVIES."
    -The entire MCU in one sentence

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 Před 2 lety +13

      It’s almost like these movies are prequels or sequels of the other and that’s how movies work.

    • @coreywallace2052
      @coreywallace2052 Před 2 lety +18

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 relax shill

    • @commieRob
      @commieRob Před 2 lety

      @@coreywallace2052 is TIGHT!

    • @CrxstyFN
      @CrxstyFN Před 2 lety +1

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 its almost like you missed the joke

  • @Soft_Ghost
    @Soft_Ghost Před 2 lety +49

    "And then Dreykov reveals that he has been making use of the one natural resource the world has too much of."
    "Solar energy?"
    "Girls"
    "Oh, yeah yeah yeah!"

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 Před 2 lety +11

      That part was so weird. I don’t even know what they were going for.

    • @eeli8295
      @eeli8295 Před 2 lety +7

      I watched this in theaters with a couple of friends and we all collectively said "based" after that line

    • @yannym4605
      @yannym4605 Před 2 lety +6

      It was supposed to simultaneously be a misogynistic comment and a critique on the societal neglect of abandoned children, especially girls.

  • @louis.alexander
    @louis.alexander Před 2 lety +92

    As soon as i saw Taskmaster, my brain went: "I bet that's gonna secretly be the daughter who survived somehow" and then I immediately thought "Haha, that would be so ridiculous XD"..... :(

  • @jamesfromthecomputer
    @jamesfromthecomputer Před 2 lety +2131

    When I watched black widow in the theater the first thing that came to mind after was "the pitch meeting for this movie full of plot holes is going to be tight" and I was not disappointed

    • @atomicviking2497
      @atomicviking2497 Před 2 lety +54

      Is it weird that no one seems to really care about plot holes anymore? I remember a time when plot holes in blockbusters was considered bad..

    • @randalljolla
      @randalljolla Před 2 lety +59

      @@atomicviking2497 because too many people will defend Marvel movies

    • @PLBOAPrashantBaghel
      @PLBOAPrashantBaghel Před 2 lety +25

      @@atomicviking2497 you cant say anything about a marvel movie.

    • @justafidemyself
      @justafidemyself Před 2 lety +14

      Plot holes literally do not exist. It's a convention made up by artsy 'critics' born after 1990 to justify their petty existence due to the fact their lives will never be as good as the people making the actual movie.

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 2 lety +26

      @@justafidemyself Plot holes don't matter as long as the movie's entertaining.

  • @countvladislausdragulia7414
    @countvladislausdragulia7414 Před 2 lety +2109

    Headcanon: Every single ‘I don’t know’ in this series is really just a stand-in for stuff Ryan was forced to remove from the sketches by major studio execs.

    • @leroyvermilion7708
      @leroyvermilion7708 Před 2 lety +16

      I never missed when I'm shooting something or someone

    • @Ikamara21
      @Ikamara21 Před 2 lety +8

      Hahaha

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak Před 2 lety +29

      @@leroyvermilion7708 by THE major studio exec

    • @jorgehenriq
      @jorgehenriq Před 2 lety +46

      @@leroyvermilion7708 I believe you missed it

    • @Kelarys
      @Kelarys Před 2 lety +1

      that would be better than the sheer incompetence behind most of them lol

  • @EmperorsNewWardrobe
    @EmperorsNewWardrobe Před 2 lety +30

    Pitch Meetings should probably start getting a cut of the movie’s profits because some people will watch the movie just to see the pitch meeting

    • @DreamingDarlin
      @DreamingDarlin Před 2 lety +2

      Or watch the pitch meeting so they don't have to watch a movie.

  • @H3M0N
    @H3M0N Před 2 lety +37

    Man what a missed opportunity!... It really would have been a freaking awesome twist that when Black Widow smashed the vile on Taskmaster, it is revealed that she wasn't under mind control at all... she was just evil like her father, and that would have led to a great final battle between the two.

    • @homestarronny
      @homestarronny Před rokem

      She wouldn't even have to be evil.... she would only need to be pissed off that black widow, ya know, tried to kill her and completely fucked her life up???

    • @lincolnpatience6480
      @lincolnpatience6480 Před rokem

      Exactly!

    • @micaelstarfire8639
      @micaelstarfire8639 Před rokem +4

      IMPOSSIBLE!!1! All women everywhere are all inherently noble, good, and perfect. And if you imply that any woman at any time could be less than perfect, then you are a misogynist hate troll.

    • @RiannaPeterson
      @RiannaPeterson Před 10 měsíci

      I feel like that would've confused the tone and made it seem retroactively justified that she blew up that building, a lot of the point of this movie was her atoning for her mistakes

    • @IRanOutOfPhrases
      @IRanOutOfPhrases Před 3 dny

      @@micaelstarfire8639 There's plenty of evil women in the MCU. What is this post even?

  • @davidgalluzzo4302
    @davidgalluzzo4302 Před 2 lety +1974

    "why?"
    "because its been a couple minutes since the last fight scene" BRILLIANT

    • @AlejandroMorales-zj9sl
      @AlejandroMorales-zj9sl Před 2 lety +42

      I didn't understand that scene either, like why are they instantly trying to kill each other then 2 seconds later they are ok?

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 Před 2 lety +47

      @@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl that happens in EVERY Marvel movie whenever good characters who are gonna be working together meet for the first time

    • @marqparks
      @marqparks Před 2 lety +25

      @@AlejandroMorales-zj9sl I took as like a "thing" they do as sisters. They have to fight til one of them submits each time they see each other after a long time or something

    • @derpmang5539
      @derpmang5539 Před 2 lety +17

      That was simply a Widow greeting, nothing more.

    • @georgprime4665
      @georgprime4665 Před 2 lety +2

      As I was watching that scene all I could think is what's Ryan George gonna say lol!

  • @teusvandermeij7287
    @teusvandermeij7287 Před 2 lety +1083

    "What's the Mission?"
    "Sign up for Disney +"
    this had me lol.

    • @potatogaming7044
      @potatogaming7044 Před 2 lety +3

      It’s not bad if you already have it
      And have friends
      Over as if 4 friend a solid 5 $ saved per person

    • @semiruu
      @semiruu Před 2 lety +3

      And once you signed up you need to pay for Premium access anyway

    • @semiruu
      @semiruu Před 2 lety +2

      @@jv-nn4uu ah right good to know. Thought it might be permanently locked behind another paywall 😏

    • @aidangordon2713
      @aidangordon2713 Před 2 lety +2

      Not even sure why they needed to plug it here. The sheer brilliance of _Loki_ is advertisement *enough* for many, dammit.

  • @zentendoxn8955
    @zentendoxn8955 Před 8 měsíci +6

    7:22 When I watched it, having watched Falcon & Winter Soldier a while prior, it ended up having the impact I think they intended, just in reverse. I was shocked seeing them give Elaine’s character more screen time.

  • @andrewhartmangunsmith2755
    @andrewhartmangunsmith2755 Před 2 lety +13

    Thank god finally I get to know where that Black Widow's vest is from.👍

  • @SchneeflockeMonsoon
    @SchneeflockeMonsoon Před 2 lety +1792

    “I mean a Deadpool in an X-Men: Origins way.”
    Faith in the character has just vanished.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 2 lety +80

      They can't do that! Deadpool already traveled back in time to kill that character, so he doesn't exist in this time line anymore.

    • @aidanmullard8508
      @aidanmullard8508 Před 2 lety +58

      Well I mean yeah, it's task master in name and powers only, so yes just like X men origins

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 Před 2 lety +47

      That part was really disappointing but, at the very least, she's freed from the mind control at the end. So there's opportunity to have the character reappear later with a very different personality that's closer to the comics/cartoons/etc. It was still a weird ass decision to begin with, though.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 2 lety +23

      @@Liesmith424 There's a whole Google's worth of information about why Scarjo died instead of Jeremy. A lot of it contradictory and uninformative. If I may project for a moment, I think most of us would've liked a recurring Black Widow franchise. The impression I get is that Scarjo wasn't interested in continuing in Marvel. Maybe she'll be the female Dr. Doolittle in the reboot of the movie liked by literally no one.

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 Před 2 lety +10

      It works better if you are not a fan of taskmaster cause this movie taskmaster actually have personal connection to natasha.

  • @DarkmanPoe
    @DarkmanPoe Před 2 lety +1840

    "Surgical head-smashing is tight!"
    You've done it again...

  • @spicyboy67
    @spicyboy67 Před 2 lety +136

    Ryan, I gotta know. Do other Screen Rant writers help you with the writing... or do you write all your own pitch meetings? If you do all the writing, you are one of the best comedians around. Also, your personal channel is great too 👍

    • @barbaralachance5836
      @barbaralachance5836 Před 2 lety +43

      I read an interview with him a little while ago and I think he does it all. It's comedic genius... Can't get enough of these pitch meetings.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Před rokem +7

      He has stated that he is a one-man crew

    • @wearywanderer7018
      @wearywanderer7018 Před 6 měsíci +1

      His consistency is remarkable.
      Nonstop gold every time.

    • @jessejohnson9321
      @jessejohnson9321 Před 4 měsíci

      Hi personal channel is further proof of genius

  • @philipmartin3411
    @philipmartin3411 Před 2 lety +13

    Loved it!!! That calling Taskmaster the Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009), Genius!!! This video made a lot of good points

  • @parthbansal2775
    @parthbansal2775 Před 2 lety +1054

    Pitch meeting: *Spoilers Ahead*
    Me an intellectual: I know. She dies

  • @adanflores4523
    @adanflores4523 Před 2 lety +886

    Studio guy: “Why did it take us so long to do this?”
    Writer: “I don’t know”

    • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
      @user-wr2uy9pj4m Před 2 lety +30

      Fair enough

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq Před 2 lety +24

      Yep, I wouldn't be surprised if that WAS the real pitch for this movie! 😂

    • @hermask815
      @hermask815 Před 2 lety +4

      @@user-wr2uy9pj4m I don’t know & Fair enough
      Is more appropriate for the style of this channel.

    • @user-wr2uy9pj4m
      @user-wr2uy9pj4m Před 2 lety +4

      @@hermask815 that's why I said it

    • @ShadouFox
      @ShadouFox Před 2 lety +10

      Writer: "Money"
      Studio guy: " Oh.. U have my undying attention"

  • @jamesheatherly4209
    @jamesheatherly4209 Před 2 lety +284

    When the Pitch Meeting is better than the actual movie 🍿

    • @biglinz9459
      @biglinz9459 Před 2 lety +11

      That's always the case.

    • @chad773
      @chad773 Před 2 lety +7

      The better the movie, the more hilarious it is. But the worse the movie... The more hilarious it is.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 Před 2 lety +7

      Not a hard thing to do with the mcu

  • @jloiben12
    @jloiben12 Před 2 lety +10

    “A non-superpowered hero would have died many times in this movie.”
    “Yeah but we know when she dies so we can’t have that.”
    Such a missed Skrull opportunity

  • @ayushsinha7300
    @ayushsinha7300 Před 2 lety +3203

    I love how Yelena mocks Natasha for not confirming a body when the building exploded ... Then they don't confirm a body after the helicopter crash.

    • @josephnewsome2935
      @josephnewsome2935 Před 2 lety +65

      Rumor has it that the corpse was supposed to fall on the ground

    • @kaboomgaming4255
      @kaboomgaming4255 Před 2 lety +46

      maybe that's why she chose to stay

    • @Nmerejilla
      @Nmerejilla Před 2 lety +2

      @@kaboomgaming4255 yes

    • @Arnell_Long
      @Arnell_Long Před 2 lety +16

      Whoopsie!

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank Před 2 lety +27

      Leads me to think he's not dead. It's too exact of a foreshadow/callback.

  • @janschlienger3223
    @janschlienger3223 Před 2 lety +664

    Writer: "Taskmaster is actually the little girl from the explosion"
    Studio guy: "cool, so who is gonna play the 9-10 year old girl 8 years later?"
    Writer: "i was thinking olga kurylenko, which is five years older than scarlett johansson and in her 40s"

    • @kingofnara
      @kingofnara Před 2 lety +23

      lmao

    • @kingofnara
      @kingofnara Před 2 lety +120

      are you shitting me so they picked a 40 year old actor to play a 19 year old

    • @allthingsnerdy5474
      @allthingsnerdy5474 Před 2 lety +75

      that's a really weird choice, and she's not even speaking in the movie

    • @hruiz3308
      @hruiz3308 Před 2 lety +39

      Jesus, that was Olga? They uglied her up horribly.

    • @grumpypants2066
      @grumpypants2066 Před 2 lety +31

      I always thought task master was some random mercenary dude

  • @marcopolo2418
    @marcopolo2418 Před 2 lety +16

    Gotta love how convenient the face switching masks are even though we were never told where they came from and why they show up randomly. Also I love how those bullets didn't go through the helicopter where Yelana was sitting but everywhere else the bullets shredded through the chopper. Lol

  • @elheber
    @elheber Před 2 lety +49

    Fun fact: the Winter Soldier was also an "X-Men Origins Deadpool character."

    • @alejandrosantos303
      @alejandrosantos303 Před 2 lety +30

      Except Winter Soldier was mostly comic accurate and his emotional connection with the protagonist and the audience was much more genuine, having already been established in a previous movie, but sure. Totally the same thing as in Black Widow.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 Před 2 lety +8

      Lol no he wasn’t. He was like that in the comics and that was before the movie.

    • @elheber
      @elheber Před 2 lety +7

      @@parkeranimations3671 Just quoting the video. "Oh so turn the character into a mind-controlled killing machine with no speaking lines or personality traits, yeah that works too." That's what the Winter Soldier was in The Winter Soldier.

    • @Sandra-rc5uc
      @Sandra-rc5uc Před 2 lety +3

      That's true. I think it worked for the movie.
      But in the comics he had a bit more attitude and even a whole romance with Natasha while they were both brainwashed operatives.

    • @parkeranimations3671
      @parkeranimations3671 Před 2 lety +7

      @@elheber What? Bucky had actual dialogue.

  • @jrc1092
    @jrc1092 Před 2 lety +1262

    “Wasn’t she just captured Ross, what happens next ?”
    “I don’t know”
    “Fair enough”
    LOL

    • @iamkoopa22
      @iamkoopa22 Před 2 lety +72

      Yeah, that was weird how they just skipped ahead.

    • @heitoroliveira5166
      @heitoroliveira5166 Před 2 lety +33

      How she's gonna scape? oh it's gonna be super easy barely an inconveninence"

    • @ViewtifulDarnell
      @ViewtifulDarnell Před 2 lety +8

      @M Ralte But... Vision wasn't captured. He was always Team Iron Man. Even when he and Wanda were seeing each other, he was never wanted or on the run. Wanda was but not him.

    • @4hm4d101
      @4hm4d101 Před 2 lety +9

      @@ViewtifulDarnell He means that in infinity war steve, falcon, and Natasha save wanda and vision from the black order even though wanda and vision should be way stronger than them

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando Před 2 lety +7

      @@4hm4d101
      Should be, but Vision was caught off guard and Wanda barely understood her powers back then. She understands her powers a lot more now after WandaVision, and especially after reading the Darkhold, she’ll definitely be a force to be reckoned with.

  • @eno2870
    @eno2870 Před 2 lety +1374

    "Cuz it's been a couple minutes since the last action scene."
    God, this. So much this. I actually paused the movie at this point and went.. wait, why are they fighting? They know who each other is, and Natasha was basically invited to come visit her.

    • @lordstark1626
      @lordstark1626 Před 2 lety +142

      Maybe that's how they greet each other in the Widow society 😌

    • @setwoulemski
      @setwoulemski Před 2 lety +171

      Oh my Gosh Eno you can't just ask people why they're fighting

    • @nnaproductions
      @nnaproductions Před 2 lety +41

      Yeah and the overall pacing for those couple of first scenes was horrendous (ACTION, ACTION, ACTION, 10sec of character building, ACTION). It got way better after though

    • @kurtramos59
      @kurtramos59 Před 2 lety +89

      They were fighting probably because they are not sure if either one of them is on a mission to kill the other. idk I'm just guessing.

    • @agustinbinello9753
      @agustinbinello9753 Před 2 lety +24

      1 word: "Beacuse"

  • @chrizmatic827
    @chrizmatic827 Před 2 lety +11

    6:33
    I was legit watching this on Disney Plus, and saying “Convenient that no sky debris falls on them! Well, they have plot armor, so why would I even question it?”

  • @aretnap3653
    @aretnap3653 Před 2 lety +3

    1:31...
    "Cause We've Been Leaning Into That, for TheLast Five Years or So"
    😂😂😂

  • @Ahov
    @Ahov Před 2 lety +1663

    The Pheromones thing was definitely the dumbest aspect of this movie.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 Před 2 lety +44

      Like that creepy date scene in oceans 13 with Damon and the big nose

    • @Lynz1210
      @Lynz1210 Před 2 lety +127

      It was the Taskmaster for me. :( although the pheromone shield was pretty lame

    • @lomna5329
      @lomna5329 Před 2 lety +95

      I have to say the pheromones are actually very important in the comics so I personally think they were the most accurate thing they could have done for a black widow movie

    • @shdwkennyjay
      @shdwkennyjay Před 2 lety +78

      Task Master reveal was disappointing af as well

    • @herloss448
      @herloss448 Před 2 lety +13

      dumbest scene in any movie i think

  • @philingrouille7198
    @philingrouille7198 Před 2 lety +428

    "The Avengers: The Age of Disney+"
    Working title.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 Před 2 lety +7

      Nothing was more aggravating than being the one person in my group of friends that has seen F&tWS and immediately recognized Valentina, only to see blank looks on the others' faces.

  • @marcileatherboots1
    @marcileatherboots1 Před 2 lety +25

    One mistake: Yelena was freed at the beginning of the movie so the pheromone lock was already disabled. Plus, I doubt she could smell Draykov from outside the plane. But as always, great stuff!

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 Před rokem +13

      I don't think the mind control has anything to do with the pheromone lock. All the Widows had the pheromone lock, including Natasha who was not brainwashed. Pheromones can travel for miles, and their presence can be sensed rather than smelled. According to Melina (Natasha and Yelena's surrogate mom), the only way to disengage the pheromone lock is to sever the nerve. So unless Yelena severed her own nerve offscreen, then her being able to blow up Dreykov's aircraft is a plothole.

  • @scooby3133
    @scooby3133 Před 2 lety +18

    "That's what we're going with". Lol, these are fantastic!

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 Před 2 lety +563

    "If you can smell him, you can't hurt him."
    Kilgrave: "Amateur."

    • @abiruabayapala7963
      @abiruabayapala7963 Před 2 lety +6

      Guy spittin' orders. Even from mile away u can't disobey him.

    • @darthvectivus7220
      @darthvectivus7220 Před 2 lety +53

      That guy has low key probably the most devastating superpower you can have. He could have built an army of superheroes/villains. He could have become president. Hell, he could have taken over the world.
      Instead he just psychologically tortures people for fun.

    • @smalls9852
      @smalls9852 Před 2 lety

      Lol!

    • @VinceValentine
      @VinceValentine Před 2 lety +3

      @@darthvectivus7220 He does become president for life in Marvel 1602.

    • @gnoe4815
      @gnoe4815 Před 2 lety +9

      @@darthvectivus7220 especially the way he died to Jessica Jones in the series was just laughable. Here's a man able to control anyone with cunning plans by the wazoo usually, but no, all he wanted was a hug.

  • @wontletgo
    @wontletgo Před 2 lety +1510

    After this movie I wonder just how Hawkeye got the soul stone, because if this movie proves ANYTHING it's that she would have survived that fall.

    • @king-zm3gq
      @king-zm3gq Před 2 lety +50

      *cough* *cough* PLOT *cough*

    • @bizzybrown8372
      @bizzybrown8372 Před 2 lety +9

      ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @MrYerak5
      @MrYerak5 Před 2 lety +108

      Maybe she had 9 lives like a cat and in endgame it was har last and we should call har cat woman insted

    • @commieRob
      @commieRob Před 2 lety +19

      Wow. This is so good at observation it should have been in the pitch meeting.

    • @jesuschrististheanswer4546
      @jesuschrististheanswer4546 Před 2 lety +11

      She sacrificed herself on purpose

  • @admirallily
    @admirallily Před 2 lety +11

    Every time Ryan does a pitch meeting I find myself relieved I didn't waste time or money on a bad movie.

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 Před 2 lety +3

    The definition of equality would have been to give her a shirtless scene so we could see her abs. Every Marvel movie that's been successful has that scene. Maybe Captain Marvel 2 and Black Widow 2 should make a note of that.

  • @ClockworkGearhead
    @ClockworkGearhead Před 2 lety +671

    "It doesn't matter."
    "Well, it matters a little."
    "NOPE!"
    heh

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 Před 2 lety +3351

    "Did you see Avengers: Endgame? Because I have terrible news!" I just laughed so hard that I snorted! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @stryyker9
      @stryyker9 Před 2 lety +10

      she had to diee , else she'd be melted.

    • @DMS-pq8
      @DMS-pq8 Před 2 lety +16

      Snorting is tight

    • @kevinperlet9861
      @kevinperlet9861 Před 2 lety +7

      @@DMS-pq8 wow wow wow wow

    • @noelcristianbernardo9421
      @noelcristianbernardo9421 Před 2 lety

      This snorter music is funny because i laugh!💩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @noelcristianbernardo9421
      @noelcristianbernardo9421 Před 2 lety +1

      @@DMS-pq8 DMS1983 IS LAUGHING AND SNORTING TOO HAHA🤣

  • @robouroboros4269
    @robouroboros4269 Před 2 lety +11

    I was really hoping you'd have mentioned the giant sky fortress that somehow managed to evade detection for decades and how a massive structure plummeting to earth would have caused a nuclear bomb sized explosion in Age of Ultron but in Black Widow it was totally fine.

    • @shanekwilson648
      @shanekwilson648 Před 2 lety

      didn't you see how slowly that massive structure fell into the earth? :|

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Před rokem

      The size of the city that Ultron was going to drop was incomparable to the 'giant' sky fortress though.. The sky fortress was itty bitty compared to the city.

  • @FaizKhan-xp4mp
    @FaizKhan-xp4mp Před 2 lety +5

    I still can't process Ryan didn't include the mocking of Yelena for poses of ScarJo.... Super funny video btw... 😅😅

  • @daredarrow6704
    @daredarrow6704 Před 2 lety +734

    Hmmm, that scene with Natasha falling... And she hit everything on her way down, I feel even super soldiers would've been hospitalized... For an hour tops.

    • @olimpiano8760
      @olimpiano8760 Před 2 lety +48

      Cap has fallen from higher altitudes without any problems tho

    • @lifeofentropy
      @lifeofentropy Před 2 lety +86

      @@olimpiano8760 Cap kinda has the most perfect version of the super soldier serum running through him tho. this version of black widow does not.

    • @kenanburakkaplan4087
      @kenanburakkaplan4087 Před 2 lety +36

      It was said in the movie that the Widows (or atleast Natasha) were chosen because of her genetical superiority. So I guess she is better than a regular human.

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin Před 2 lety +121

      Natasha has something even better than super powers: Plot armor!

    • @lifeofentropy
      @lifeofentropy Před 2 lety +79

      @@kenanburakkaplan4087 I took that to mean shes like peak human, like Olympic athlete level, not super soldier level.

  • @rinraiden
    @rinraiden Před 2 lety +291

    By this point I've stopped watching movies. I just watch the Pitch Meetings.

    • @camouflagejumpsuit
      @camouflagejumpsuit Před 2 lety +14

      same 🙄 at least Ryan is reliably entertaining

    • @brandonden795
      @brandonden795 Před 2 lety +3

      I was watching the movie seeing if I can guess everything that would come up in the pitch meeting lol

    • @mrsnewton87
      @mrsnewton87 Před 2 lety +11

      I didn't even care about spoiler reviews. I'd watch the critical drinkers review before the film.

    • @robot3266
      @robot3266 Před 2 lety

      We beg to differ

    • @VinceLyle2161
      @VinceLyle2161 Před 2 lety +2

      Big time saver. Plus there's the fact that most movies are garbage.

  • @waynejamel6703
    @waynejamel6703 Před 2 lety +5

    Thanks for making feel like I'm not the only one who had these concerns. You touched on like all the stuff I was thinking about

  • @plagueofjoe
    @plagueofjoe Před 9 měsíci +2

    I had kind of got into the movie, not like it was good but I was engaged enough that I forgot she was canonically dead, and the scene of them celebrating their victory as a family at the end and saying they were going to stick together from then on, then hard cut to her tombstone was the funniest thing I've seen in a movie in a long time.

  • @seaofbloodredroses9940
    @seaofbloodredroses9940 Před 2 lety +321

    "Hey, it must be difficult putting up new Pitch Meetings within like a day or two of a movie's initial release."
    "Nope, super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @linneausmsiska1184
      @linneausmsiska1184 Před 2 lety +7

      How do they even do that their faster than honest trailers

    • @abubzlife8733
      @abubzlife8733 Před 2 lety +4

      Oh really?

    • @note4note804
      @note4note804 Před 2 lety +9

      Doesn't hurt when your script is a Mad Libs that you basically just put names and plot elements into.

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom Před 2 lety +7

      @@note4note804 I think it's also helpful that most movie scripts _themselves_ these days are basically Mad Libs, and so they easily fall right into the Pitch Meeting formula.

    • @Murraymaker
      @Murraymaker Před 2 lety

      Because most reviewers see movies before they are released. I saw Black Widow a few days before the release and I know someone who saw it two weeks in advance. Plenty of time to have the video ready to go before the release.

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater Před 2 lety +603

    "Natasha killed a child?"
    Wow, that adds a huge and interesting moral dilemma to the character. What are you going to do with-
    "Well, she didn't really die, so it's alright."
    Thanks for getting my hopes up, movie.

    • @ImAlsoMerobiba
      @ImAlsoMerobiba Před 2 lety +19

      The moral dilemma was still there. She consciously put a child's in harms way, and expected her to die as colleteral damage.

    • @cheezemonkeyeater
      @cheezemonkeyeater Před 2 lety +54

      @@ImAlsoMerobiba it's there, but they don't do anythign with it, so it might as well not be.

    • @danielej5856
      @danielej5856 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ImAlsoMerobiba atleast they were loyal to her comics -source material

    • @whatdidyousay1235
      @whatdidyousay1235 Před 2 lety +4

      And she doesn't even want revenge from Natasha

    • @ikhwanmauaja1184
      @ikhwanmauaja1184 Před 2 lety +4

      @@whatdidyousay1235 idk bro (i don't watch the movie), but if you got brainwashed winter soldier style by someone who you suppose to avenge to. I feel like it's doesn't matter either

  • @coreyleader6206
    @coreyleader6206 Před 2 lety +2

    "Just stop talking" 🤣 🤣

  • @markswan842
    @markswan842 Před 2 lety +11

    PITCH MEETING IDEA: Mitchells vs. The Machines
    FUNNIEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED!! IT WAS #1 ON NETFLIX FOR LIKE A WEEK AND IT IS STILL ON NETFLIX!!

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu Před 2 lety +413

    Most of the times I prefer the pitch meeting over the actual movie.

    • @valkyrie9646
      @valkyrie9646 Před 2 lety +14

      Esp with this one, well, and probably The Eternals, too.

    • @jackmorningstar1653
      @jackmorningstar1653 Před 2 lety +4

      You should definitely watch Black Widow though and especially Eternals

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 Před 2 lety +2

      @@valkyrie9646 black widow is a fine movie. This pitch meeting episode is a proof enough as there are less shading here than any other film.

    • @hrdkorebp
      @hrdkorebp Před 2 lety +4

      I don’t even watch Disney movies anymore but still enjoy the pitch meetings

    • @jking4973
      @jking4973 Před 2 lety +8

      @@valkyrie9646 The Eternals is directed by Chloe Zhao, a brilliant film maker, and has an outstanding cast, that film should be one of the best movies in the MCU by far.

  • @thepaladin4335
    @thepaladin4335 Před 2 lety +816

    Literally couldn’t stop laughing at how widow was just blown up, and thrown around n still survived 💀💀💀💀

    • @thirdofherne9232
      @thirdofherne9232 Před 2 lety +85

      When she fell off the building, hit everything on the way down and landed on her feet!!!

    • @abhijeetjadhav2961
      @abhijeetjadhav2961 Před 2 lety +70

      @@thirdofherne9232 and in the next scene she was running as if she is on her morning jog! marvel really did a terrible job with this movie! its timing, writing, directing, everything is just a mess! left a sour taste just like how WW84 ruined WW for the audience!.. yes its a movie about superbeings but the only superbeing in this movie was ALEXEI and rest all were simply enhanced, peak of human potential ability beings, yet survived the explosions, falls, bullets, sky diving through debris, and shake it off like deadpool could do. utterly disappointed, this movie could have been marvel's first directive approach as a crime thriller, the gruesome past of widows and atrocities upon them, but no, they had to joke about the uterus removal like as if its getting a tattoo job done! the visualization of that one scene would have took the movie to whole different level, instead of tapping into the pain of the widows past life and trainings, we got this piece of hurried crap for money grab.

    • @Sekir80
      @Sekir80 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah, feels like the saw the later episodes of Die Hard. :D

    • @davidmcmahon4633
      @davidmcmahon4633 Před 2 lety +6

      You should see the old Green Hornet movie serial. In one cliffhanger, the car they are in gets blown up as they cross a bridge and they fall to their doom. How did they survive? Next chapter shows them lying on the ground apparently dead near the smashed car. They get up after a moment and leave. That's it.

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa Před 2 lety +5

      Mary Sue confirmed.

  • @SpockyBalboa
    @SpockyBalboa Před 2 lety +7

    Can I request you do Into The Woods as the next one? I know it's a bit old now, but you would have a field day looking at that. It's just.... unbelievable.

  • @shelbyvillerules9962
    @shelbyvillerules9962 Před 2 lety +7

    Now I’m genuinely wondering whether anyone actually bothered to tell the director that Black Widow _doesn’t_ have superpowers.

  • @cathrionaoshea1687
    @cathrionaoshea1687 Před 2 lety +372

    “Natasha escapes with the vials and goes to see her fake sister and they start fighting when they see each other”
    “Why”
    “Unclear”

    • @fewwiggle
      @fewwiggle Před 2 lety +11

      "the viles" Those are reprehensible people aren't they? :-)

    • @diegoclark7697
      @diegoclark7697 Před 2 lety +9

      "cuz it's been a still minutes since the last action"

    • @lesgrossman2422
      @lesgrossman2422 Před 2 lety +7

      For a second I was like WTF are "The Viles". I dont remember seeing that character in the movie, Then I realized you meant "The Vials" LMAOOO

    • @Steelburgh
      @Steelburgh Před 2 lety +4

      Ohh grammar nazis who mask their spelling corrections in flippant comments are TIGHT.

    • @cathrionaoshea1687
      @cathrionaoshea1687 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Steelburgh
      “Whoops”
      “Whoopsie”

  • @Optimusprime809
    @Optimusprime809 Před 2 lety +345

    Cap: "You here with a mission sir?"
    Fury: "I am. Sign up for Disney Plus."

    • @username172
      @username172 Před 2 lety +5

      Sounds like a terrible mission, possibly financially not very good depending on the country you’re in but okay once you start it and it works kinda

  • @jesseschumacher4080
    @jesseschumacher4080 Před 2 lety +5

    I didn’t wonder about her vest and it’s been a while since seeing Endgame so I thoroughly enjoyed the vest fixation before having the connection made for me.

    • @KindredBrujah
      @KindredBrujah Před 2 lety +2

      It was better when it was just a thing the two sisters liked, rather than explicitly tying it into another film, honestly.

  • @Robert-zz7qj
    @Robert-zz7qj Před 2 lety +24

    I literally watched the film today, so I could enjoy the pitch meeting without the feeling of beeing spoilerd.

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 Před 2 lety +1490

    The movie should have been much darker and violent than it was. Black Widow has one of the most sinister and tragic backstories in Marvel, but they just had to turn it into another flashy-unrealistic action movie. Should have been more about the tragedy and emotion rather than action.

    • @HandledToaster2
      @HandledToaster2 Před 2 lety +96

      it still has to be rated E because Disney.

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 Před 2 lety +171

      That would have made her look vulnerable, though. For some reason, Twitter feminists hate that and that scares Hollywood into not giving women weaknesses, which is sad because vulnerabilities make us empathize with characters. It’s a shame women can’t be portrayed as anything other than a “badass who don’t need no man”. What endeared us to Tony, Steve, and Thor were their moments of weakness and overcoming obstacles, making us feel the triumph that they felt.

    • @ElliottWong2024
      @ElliottWong2024 Před 2 lety +51

      Really? I found it very compelling and emotional?

    • @JJ-iu5hl
      @JJ-iu5hl Před 2 lety +19

      ...but money

    • @Surbhitprasoonsingh96
      @Surbhitprasoonsingh96 Před 2 lety +10

      Chuck being dark, the stakes were so low and things went on just for the sake of the plot

  • @BenjiDarius
    @BenjiDarius Před 2 lety +361

    Watching Ryan George spoil movies for us is TIGHT!

  • @Julia-lk8jn
    @Julia-lk8jn Před rokem +2

    ❤the jab at Perlmutter.
    Yep, some female-led superhero movies bombed impressively. Mostly the ones where the writers/producers apparently agreed that since the lead was super-sexy, the entire plot should consist of her doing suggestive poses in painted-on outfits.

    • @xitaris5981
      @xitaris5981 Před rokem +3

      Most recently, the issue with female-led superhero movies is that they're trying so hard to make the point that women are as good (or better) than men, but then they kneecap the writing because they think any character development or struggle that the MC has to go through will undercut the message.
      Look at Captain Marvel, sure it did well at the box office, but that's probably because it was released after one of the most popular Avenger's movies of all time and Marvel was still the hottest thing at the Cinema. But it's been heavily criticized and any projects with Captain Marvel have been scrapped or postponed until she can't even be the solo MC in her own sequel.
      But if they just let their characters have some vulnerability and character development, then maybe they'd have a chance at writing some good plot (ie. Wonder Woman).

  • @noreply42069
    @noreply42069 Před 2 lety +7

    What the heck it was Sunday and there was no pitch meeting why?

  • @jonathanadams7607
    @jonathanadams7607 Před 2 lety +680

    “So morally, we’re all good”.....
    “Well??”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @reibax
    @reibax Před 2 lety +225

    You forgot to mention that the movie ends by saying that Natasha has two families, but in endgame she says that the Avengers are her only family.... :/

    • @dsolomon
      @dsolomon Před 2 lety +30

      Whoops!

    • @bbgunz1705
      @bbgunz1705 Před 2 lety +33

      @@dsolomon Whoopsie!

    • @dennisngewa743
      @dennisngewa743 Před 2 lety +4

      @Jimmy J Whoops

    • @akashr2856
      @akashr2856 Před 2 lety +3

      Maybe they got dusted during snap?

    • @mrtroll7849
      @mrtroll7849 Před 2 lety +7

      @@akashr2856 yeah the end credits scene makes it seem like at least her sister probably was snapped

  • @odetospot8440
    @odetospot8440 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I've probably watched this 5 times already, and it still makes me crack up! Incredible!!

  • @maem7462
    @maem7462 Před 2 lety +4

    6:32 When I saw it I was thinking she wouldn't be able to kill him though because of the pheromones. A couple thing that could have it make sense is that Yelena got freed from the brainwash. The other thing that I think makes a bit more sense is that she was attacking the plane more so than him. Maybe the pheromones didn't reach outside the plane.

  • @pacoramon9468
    @pacoramon9468 Před 2 lety +306

    Black Widow has more powers than Hulk by this point.

    • @showmeyourmoves8551
      @showmeyourmoves8551 Před 2 lety +11

      While hulk gets weaker, natasha seems going the opposite way. Well I mean ulin the first avenger movie, natasha survives a hand slap from hulk.

    • @philipthesquid4979
      @philipthesquid4979 Před 2 lety +13

      At this rate in a few years they will reveal she was a supersoldier the whole time

    • @danielej5856
      @danielej5856 Před 2 lety +21

      @@showmeyourmoves8551 that's the reason why hulk chose nat to nut
      I regret saying this already

    • @MoraiAxo
      @MoraiAxo Před 2 lety +1

      @@danielej5856 omfg

    • @jetsurge250
      @jetsurge250 Před 2 lety

      @@philipthesquid4979 In the comics she is

  • @manamaster6
    @manamaster6 Před 2 lety +397

    The quality of these pitch meetings has been increasing over time, gets criticism right, entertaining, and quite funny.

    • @line4169
      @line4169 Před 2 lety +21

      More shitty Hollywood movies becomes ....better pitch meetings we get!

    • @johnnytee911
      @johnnytee911 Před 2 lety +5

      Also the cast is great

    • @joevenespineli6389
      @joevenespineli6389 Před 2 lety

      @@johnnytee911 A star studded cast.

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 Před 2 lety +1

      @@johnnytee911 Yeah, I mean they managed to make a movie full of plot holes relatively entertaining

  • @omartaj7010
    @omartaj7010 Před 2 lety +1

    "I DON'T KNOWWW." Such an underrated gem.

  • @jedimasterbazz
    @jedimasterbazz Před 2 lety +3

    This Pitch Meeting was better than the movie itself.

  • @brawl8
    @brawl8 Před 2 lety +254

    taskmaster this cold bad ass calculating mercenary .. can copy the fighting and skill set of any person it sees. Reduced to a mind control chump. Dammit we got X-men origins Deadpooled.

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 Před 2 lety +6

      For freaking real

    • @johnnymittle
      @johnnymittle Před 2 lety +2

      @@philipseitz95 I mean it's not much of a reduction. The copying thing is still there. Still bad ass. And a pretty minor character. People are only pretending to now suddenly care about the character.

    • @deceptOG
      @deceptOG Před 2 lety +1

      @@johnnymittle exactly. Also they could still make the og taskmaster appear somewhere else I mean there can be multiple people with same alias and plus he could be a mutant or mutate or whatever the f he is when they introduce those. Love his personality though, it would've been a waste imo to have his appearance be in this movie, would much rather see him go against Spiderman or Deadpool.

    • @philipseitz95
      @philipseitz95 Před 2 lety

      @@johnnymittle yeah I hear ya… but it was my favorite villain as a kid… so I did and do care

  • @CellStudios55
    @CellStudios55 Před 2 lety +2573

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who was bothered by the prison scene. Those guards were just doing their jobs and they straight up murdered them.

    • @pixxelwizzard
      @pixxelwizzard Před 2 lety +161

      Yeah, but they were only Russian guards. /s

    • @GothamClive
      @GothamClive Před 2 lety +228

      @@pixxelwizzard If the guards were bad people then at least some prisoners weren't. Black Widow killed a lot of Russian dissidents, gay people and intellectuals..

    • @Gadavillers-Panoir
      @Gadavillers-Panoir Před 2 lety +65

      I thought they all went into some concrete bunker or something.

    • @debochch
      @debochch Před 2 lety +134

      Yes but most of the guards were white so they need to check their privilege. BLACK WIDOWS MATTER.

    • @bat_of_gotham
      @bat_of_gotham Před 2 lety +11

      and yet she's a hero and batman is the bad guy... duhhhhhh

  • @HeroDestrin
    @HeroDestrin Před 2 lety +12

    He should've mentioned that the widows literally attacked her one at a time in the end scene XD

  • @horusgarcia1
    @horusgarcia1 Před 2 lety +3

    I wonder what he is going to do for Loki. Ryan is variant and have a parallel universe of more Ryans producing a pitch meetings.

  • @christopherdrummer4464
    @christopherdrummer4464 Před 2 lety +283

    I am so impressed on how quickly Ryan George made this video.. almost as impressive as Natasha falling off 10 story buildings, hitting things on the way down, and landing on her feet!

    • @ihavenocommonsensebut2008
      @ihavenocommonsensebut2008 Před 2 lety +28

      The fact that Captain America fell a shorter distance and took longer to get up🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 Před 2 lety +13

      And yet somehow endgame's fall kills her...

    • @christopherdrummer4464
      @christopherdrummer4464 Před 2 lety +5

      @@ihavenocommonsensebut2008 yeah, the logic is just a little, y'know... Off 🤔😅

    • @christopherdrummer4464
      @christopherdrummer4464 Před 2 lety +1

      @@hassathunter2464 I have no idea how that works. Marvel physics are confusing 😣

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 Před 2 lety +12

      @@hassathunter2464 that cliff had anti plot armor magic

  • @examination4088
    @examination4088 Před 2 lety +457

    "What's the Mission?"
    "Sign up for Disney+"
    _People who learn how to pirate the movies during quarantine_
    "No, I don't think I will"

    • @niehuaisangsknees
      @niehuaisangsknees Před 2 lety +21

      fr tho... i literally learned more abt saving money on streaming channels during quarantine than ever in my life

    • @zacharygenin183
      @zacharygenin183 Před 2 lety +22

      Do you know what 123movies is? Because I certainly don’t.

    • @rezarahman7045
      @rezarahman7045 Před 2 lety +10

      @@zacharygenin183 Do you know what Piratesbay is? Cuz I certainly don't

    • @lilchoco1684
      @lilchoco1684 Před 2 lety +8

      Do you know what flixtor is?Because I certainly don't

    • @friendlyneighborhooddislik486
      @friendlyneighborhooddislik486 Před 2 lety +25

      Do you know what brazzers is? Because I certainly do

  • @danielover7071
    @danielover7071 Před 2 lety +2

    Absolutely nailed it! Black Widow was 2hr and 14mins of my life I’ll never get back.

  • @ginghinaandrei5013
    @ginghinaandrei5013 Před 2 lety +121

    Pheromones aren't actually felt through the olfactory nerves.
    You actually have receptors in your mouth.

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 Před 2 lety +17

      Sounds like you need to keep a distance from Pheromone Guy..or wear a gas mask

    • @ericbeilmann3649
      @ericbeilmann3649 Před 2 lety +20

      @@wikansaktianto9215 Or at least stop licking them

    • @ashmitbajpai390
      @ashmitbajpai390 Před 2 lety +12

      Seems like the movie has some rly bad writing.

    • @alexmurphy5289
      @alexmurphy5289 Před 2 lety +15

      WHOOPSIE

    • @DynamicUnreality
      @DynamicUnreality Před 2 lety +5

      @@ashmitbajpai390 You cant make dinosaurs from frog DNA either, but I've never seen anyone say Jurassic Park was a bad movie because of it.