there are a few times in this episode where the girlfriends just decide to ring in and take a stance and its beautiful. "hes right, there is a hole there" izzy gets it
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.
Only Brennan can go from a wordy pedantic rant where he keeps pointing at the camera to make us accountable witnesses to the completely reasonable "oh sure". Unhinged, I tell you. Love that for us.
I love how he understands the prompt, purposefully finds a technicality, gets angry when he's not allowed to, and then conceses because it's true anyway. Actually hilarious.
Everyone in the comments is correct but I feel like we're looking over how well the host is holding it together, esp. with the "Brennan, I should've-- [audible deep breath]-- specified,,"
@@Rylee_G I honestly felt like he was more sighing at himself, like "How'd I let him do this to me" with that [audible deep breath] than being exasperated with Brennan.
@@Rylee_G Especially given that Sam and Brennan have been working together for what, 11 years? The vast majority of Brennan's professional career? He had to either get used to his shit or murder him.
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I love how even in the very first episode of Game Changer, Brennan already accuses Sam of rigging the game Little did he know that this would be one of the few games that wasn't rigged against him...
I love the fact that because Brennan said his still had holes from wear, it made this argument effectively irrelevant. But because Sam didn’t wanna give Brennan an out, we get this pure golden moment
"Haha! I have tricked my way around your question with my superior intellect! My eye for details and minutia is so keen that you will not foil me in my quest for victory, O quizmaster! But also yeah the answer would like, totally be the same anyway."
Remember Vsauce's video about how many holes a human has? this could get a lot more complicated, very fast. Not to mention, parts of Brennan are currently 'in' his underwear which could also add to the total.
0:25 From the moment I discovered the weakness of my flesh, _it disgusted me._ I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as it if will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal... ...even in death I serve the Omnissiah
Technically there are 3 holes from the factory. If you were to stretch the waistband out you could make the underwear into a flat plane with the 2 leg holes and the pee hole.
*Ahem* Ummm actually, 🤓👆 According to topology, there would actually be two holes not including the microscopic gaps between the fabric and those worn out from age, just like how a straw has two openings but just one hole.
My dad jokingly says, "Yes?" whenever I say "Jesus Christ..." to something. This is because my grandmother is Jewish, and pretty much thought he was Jesus lol. I also know it had something to do with his birthday.
When he took that point away, I would have lost it like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. "Am I the only one who cares about the rules? Am I the only one who cares about the rules!? HAS THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD GONE CRAZY!?"
I love the complete 180 from "YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS" to "oh sure"
It's funny because he argued so hard and he was right either way.
He went from 100 to 0
IASIP's "LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!! oh shit, the steaks are here" but wholesome instead of terrifying
All praise the omnissiah!
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The violent anger immediately giving way to "Oooohhhh, sure, yes" fucking sends me every time
Brennan knows where to pick his battles
there are a few times in this episode where the girlfriends just decide to ring in and take a stance and its beautiful. "hes right, there is a hole there" izzy gets it
Is the machine flirting with Jess? 🛎️🟢
He was technically correct, the best kind of correct
@JeremyHoffman 1 of its operators sure was
I love whenever Jess would say "I think that's acceptable" or "Everyone does that" and Kait would hit the button 😂🔕
YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE *MACHINE* IS
Izzy is the gos in the machine
That line goes so hard
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.
oh sure yes
@@SurnameName Amen brother
This episode is also iconic for birthing the "There is no corner of my soul I would not hand over for 5 points" line.
*heart
it’s the first episode of game changer and what a great pilot
Only Brennan can go from a wordy pedantic rant where he keeps pointing at the camera to make us accountable witnesses to the completely reasonable "oh sure". Unhinged, I tell you. Love that for us.
It has the same energy as "I LIKE TO SNACK! AND I'M. NOT. SORRY. ...to answer your question, almonds." In EXU talkback
Nah man I do this. I just get in trouble for it
Jess learning how boxers are designed is the funniest thing about this to me
"WHAT?!"
I certainly never thought of holes like that before
briefs have 'em too it's just weirder and more useless
As an AFAB person, I was also somewhat shocked and confused to learn that fact
@@lightlozabow I'm sorry, I'm not native and I don't want to appear rude, but I'm just curious, what does "AFAB person" means?
I love how he understands the prompt, purposefully finds a technicality, gets angry when he's not allowed to, and then conceses because it's true anyway. Actually hilarious.
Whatever gets those points baby.
"you are not god, the machine is" is my sound notification for new dropout videos
You'd think that line would be from a sci-fi AI apocalypse story, but really, it's just Brennan Lee Mulligan living his best life
It's funny how often those have the potential to overlap.
Unironically could be a line from I have no mouth yet I must scream
Everyone in the comments is correct but I feel like we're looking over how well the host is holding it together, esp. with the "Brennan, I should've-- [audible deep breath]-- specified,,"
Lol he's the ceo of the company so he's used to their shit
@@Rylee_G I honestly felt like he was more sighing at himself, like "How'd I let him do this to me" with that [audible deep breath] than being exasperated with Brennan.
@@Rylee_G Especially given that Sam and Brennan have been working together for what, 11 years? The vast majority of Brennan's professional career? He had to either get used to his shit or murder him.
izzy would go from being a backstage helper for sam's new show to being maybe the most entertaining dropout performer period
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Sorry this has nothing to do with the short.
THE DAWG IS MY WAAAYYYFF!
Dude we want see you in D20
Sam heard Brennan say “You’re not god” and dedicated the rest of the series to proving him wrong.
I love how even in the very first episode of Game Changer, Brennan already accuses Sam of rigging the game
Little did he know that this would be one of the few games that wasn't rigged against him...
Except the episode that was rigged against him
"You are not God, The Machine is!" is such a raw fucking quote
I love the fact that because Brennan said his still had holes from wear, it made this argument effectively irrelevant. But because Sam didn’t wanna give Brennan an out, we get this pure golden moment
Mr. Brennan "I spent my childhood sussing out how to get more wishes from genies" Lee Mulligan, everyone 😂
Brennan has some incredible one liners. Some of my personal favorites are this one and “I will die on ANY hill”
I work customer service “I am not god, the machine is” has become my go-to line for when the system won’t let me return a particular item
The absolute calmness with which he answer that "yes, his underwear has holes from being worn out" after that
what a guy, I both love him and fear him
He should’ve pulled the Um, Actually card and told us to get in the comments!
We're in the comments anyway eyy gang gang
What am I doing
But we’re not God, the machine is
@@Rylee_G Suffering, like the rest of us.
@@Malkontent1003 well yeah but you don't have to call me out like that /j
Brennan going from full rant to "oh... yes"
Top 10 Brennan moments
You cut that really well.
Thanks!! It took a minute😊🦀
@@Rylee_G it’s been cool seeing your experiments with video edits and video content. Keep it up!
Sam: Are there any holes-
Brennen: This game is fucking rigged 🤬😡😤
Sam: from them being worn out
Brennen: oOoh sure 😊✨
You are not god, deus ex machina
oh _very nice_
Gotta respect game when you see it, and this player got game.
Deus *est* machina
I imagine Brennan before each game deciding who is the "god" of the game.
The aggression with which Brennan says his first line is so fucking funny to me
anger to "oh, sure" this man.....
I love how Izzy 100% backs him up
This fact absolutely blew Jess away
"Haha! I have tricked my way around your question with my superior intellect! My eye for details and minutia is so keen that you will not foil me in my quest for victory, O quizmaster! But also yeah the answer would like, totally be the same anyway."
He just needed specificity 😂
I dont see why everybody is saying "he calmed down." That is the most sarcastic "oh, sure, yes" that i have heard in EVER
“YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS” - oh! A literal moment of “Deus es machina”
I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
This answer is the clothing version of the 'almonds' answer at the end of "Game Masters of Exandria Roundtable"
"YOU AREN'T GOD
THE MACHINE IS"
- Brennan
Topologically speaking, there are not "3 more holes", but 2 holes that converge.
Jesus Christ
@@Rylee_G I'm sure Brennan would have loved the correction.
Wrong show
Or is it one hole that diverges?
Brennan's shenanigans never gets old
Ngl, I thought this was that one Jackbox game
Bro's CEO rage is coming back
I've probably watched the good place too many times, but it definitely seems like they're dead and this is the broadcast from purgatory
That's a phrase worth a tattoo
0:24 Mechanicus cult member after hearing one too many times the guardsman praising the Emperor next door.
The line is great, but "IS IT FALSE OR TRUE, MACHINE" followed by the IMMEDIATE "ding!" completely breaks me.
Mechanicus enjoyers be like : "YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS!"
The only thing that was missing was Brennan saying "Get in the comments!!!"
Adeptus Mechanicum: YOU ARE NOT GOD THE MACHINE IS!
My favourite part of this is Jess going "wait, what???" because she doesn't know about mens underwear 😅😅
“i should have, specified.” is something that my autistic ass heard Constantly growing up hdkshjdhd
Wasn’t this the first Izzy appearance on Dropout?
-random adeptus mechenus at some point probably
Remember Vsauce's video about how many holes a human has? this could get a lot more complicated, very fast. Not to mention, parts of Brennan are currently 'in' his underwear which could also add to the total.
oh aye, verily ’tis true!
I love it when Brennan’s unhinged 😂
"YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS!!"
The tech priests in a nutshell
This is how so many Alien Star Trek worlds start worshipping a computer
This man is unhinged and I love it.
Topologically, boxers have three holes
holy shit coming back to this, the old game changer set looks so weird, production value increased so much since then
Mathematically speaking, the torso hole isn’t actually a hole, but the other 3 are. Underwear has 3 holes, not 4.
Brennan catching Sam on being reductive again.
i dont know why but izzy looks so different here than she does now... is it the hair?
0:25
From the moment I discovered the weakness of my flesh, _it disgusted me._
I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
lol what is that from
@@Rylee_G it's the opening bit from Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus
THEYRE MARRIED NOW, HE CALLED HIS WIFE GOD, I LOVE THEM, SHE LAUGHED SO HARD AT HIM
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as it if will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal...
...even in death I serve the Omnissiah
brennan was wrong tho. underwear has just two holes topologically
Brennan: You Are Not God! The Machine Is!
AM: *Smiles in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
The blessed machine
THAT IS INCORRECT
Not the God but a simple god.
I laughed so hard that my chest hurts
Technically there are 3 holes from the factory. If you were to stretch the waistband out you could make the underwear into a flat plane with the 2 leg holes and the pee hole.
It took me way too long to figure out what the hell you meant by that, and yet, it's completely accurate.
Appreciate the topology joke
*Ahem* Ummm actually, 🤓👆 According to topology, there would actually be two holes not including the microscopic gaps between the fabric and those worn out from age, just like how a straw has two openings but just one hole.
"GET IN THE COMMENTS!"
CotBG to Sarkics:
“GET IN THE COMMENTS!”
I'M IN THE COMMENTS
Did he get the point back at the end
His fiance was controlling the machine so I think he did lol
That's a chunky
My dad jokingly says, "Yes?" whenever I say "Jesus Christ..." to something. This is because my grandmother is Jewish, and pretty much thought he was Jesus lol. I also know it had something to do with his birthday.
When he took that point away, I would have lost it like John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. "Am I the only one who cares about the rules? Am I the only one who cares about the rules!? HAS THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD GONE CRAZY!?"
You are not god the machine is, praise the omnissiah.
We all just wanna be the boyfriend who makes her look like 0:24.
topologists in the comments are cracking their knuckles right now I can hear it
Um actually, the torso hole is not a hole, topologically speaking
The absolutely legendary silently seething anger about the hole in the front is so relatable
Fuck that hole
Deus Ex Machina
omg literally
Um actually, topologically speaking its technically just 3 holes total not 4
The topologist in me is wondering how many holes *are* there in a pair of boxers...
4
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Capitalize G
god
wow, blocked never do i want to see these ppl again !
nice.
I am not god
Algorithm fail but take your comment for more exposure.
Blasphemy
God is God. You are not.
who you
just call a god
Brennen should’ve gotten the point. He was right
DEUS EX MACHINA, GOD FROM THE MACHINE
You should have specified, but YOU DIDNT! THE GAME IS RIGGED! BRENNAN WAS RIGHT!