[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky YouTube Video Night: ( Part 1 Duende )
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- Duende real? Yes.
Date streamed: 3 Dec , 2022
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There's a 30% Duende spawn rate if you play futbol at night apparently
same goes with goblins, gnomes and similar small mischievous creatures
fucke yeah
Short height, big nose, big ears, extremely agile and fast, football fan... guys... I think...Lionel Messi... is a fucking duende...
Sad fact: actually the duendes that spawns when you're playing soccer are just chileans and/or argentinians persons that only wants to play futbol with you
As a chilean, i can relate it 😢
@@elbowjuiced But what is goblins, really?
Imagine just violently throwing up at the sight of a little whimsical gnome
youre telling me that isnt normal?
i need to find that original video man that shit was hilarious
It's a natural defense. We as humans have evolved this reaction to confuse and feed them while we escape.
🧑🎄 🎥🤮 GUAAAAC!
Was probably stinky as shit
You don’t know
Joel acting like a Duende expert with comments like "Don't pet the duende" and "Duende HATE being picked up" makes this so much funnier, do aliens next Jode
I could source so many decent oofo videos for an alien themed spooky youtube video night
@@Atomic_Acorn969 Pls send the links to the mods, can't wait to see them on stream
joel would probably have an aneurysm
To be fair that’s basically the same thing he does during Vinewrestle except with wrestling instead of spanish prankster goblins
Joel should do various cryptids like Bigfeet, and Mothwomen, and Ghosticles
I'm now duende-pilled thanks to Joel
Based and duendepilled
mvst retvrn to duende-borea
@@sokogekigoji8299dvende kvlt
As a Spanish speaker, any tiny mischievous magical creature like a goblin, leprechaun or kobold gets translated as "duende"
O chaneque, aunque no estoy seguro si son la misma criatura xd
gnomes too are often translated as duendes
@Zoomer Stasi a chupacabra isn't a gnome-like or goblin-like creature, though
monkaS el Pomberito
Its an ancient cuban tradition for us to pee on any duende that try to steal our churrasco.
i can't wait till joel does alien sightings, and is actually just scared the entire stream.
he purposefully picks bad/obviously faked videos and they still get spooks out of him lol
Will drunk poosi man return to call joey A poosi?
@@MrSkerpentine well,they still look uncanny and it must be a combination of the low quality and the brain trying to interpret what the fuck it is being seen.
And because it looks like shit,you have no idea what you're looking at and if there's something humans fear,it's the unknown and in this case something you cannot fully see becomes entirely the unknown,that and people do overthink about what they see as well
hope he does UFO sightings instead of just aliens
@@MrSkerpentine he picked 2010-2012 duende videos
The best thing about these videos is that the duendes are just tiny and entirely non threatening guys, but whenever someone in these videos sees them, they start throwing up and screaming and crying on the floor.
When the duendes find you, I'm sure you would not be mortified by their "double deck the toilet" prank. They got me once already.
If you saw something that appeared human but couldn't possibly be human you'd start losing sanity too. Humans clearly have a built in fear of almost human looking things likely because we encountered other human species and we saw them as threats.
I love how Joel perfectly illustrates that with his little demonstration at 37:21
I love how most of the videos build up tension and expectation for something creepy and then the thing actually shows up on screen and it's just fucking hilarious instead
Fren is my favorite Duende.
Fren: VIOLENCIA
fren el duendecillo
DUENDE TU SABES
QUE LAAAAAMOOOOOO
@@WDWatameVirus ye-eh
@@WDWatameVirus pero si yo la quiero también.
As a fellow hispanic, I'm proud these videos offer an informative look into latin culture and the imminent threat the duendes pose
I hope you guys can survive the imminent duende invasion. Good luck. ✊
@@Daniel_Lancelin spoilers: we couldn't
@XXV yes, but this time it's just a thorax, no meat, no spice, just rib
@@davsab4624 just wanna let you know that the implication that the duende invasion is so catastrophic that they overtake macdonal and start serving torsos is hilarious
@@maestro56777 if you think that's hilarious wait till ya see the lil duende employees of the McDonald's scurrying around the place holding oversized rib cages with bite marks to the customer
Paranormal videos are the only genre that has never broke past the 360p barrier since this websites inception. Even fight videos are better quality, they just turned vertical
It’s cause if they were HD you’d realise the vast majority of paranormal videos are just bits of dust on the camera lens or some VFX student having a laugh.
@@SkigBiggler Or maybe it's because not everything is actually filmed in ultra HD, nor does everyone just carry around top-grade filming setups that they can whip out and put together at a moment's notice like a cartoon character, a lot of them are A. filmed on phone cameras, standard family camcorders or outdated public security cams and B. not exactly recent, and a good portion of them also come from countries whose populations ain't known for their wealth.
@@SkigBiggler cue romanian poltergiest where the news recorded themselves rolling a bicycle and throwing pots and acting as if it was a ghost.
I'm mexican and this makes me immensely happy. Duende videos used to be the scaries shit for me and my friends as kids.
SAME. My family believed in duendes and we would all sit in the living room and watch these EXACT videos. we would also watch bruja videos too lololol
Simón jajaja me da mucha nostalgia y risa verlos ahora pero definitivamente esos videos me privaron de noches de sueño cuando estaba morrillo
They’re still scary for me and I honestly am too scared to look at them
What did you find so scary about itty bitty micro men?
@@GlupShitothey can climb into your butt
So the correct way to respond to a Duende sighting is to either collapse sobbing and/or projectile vomit.
Those are the best ways to keep a duende away either make it feel pitty by crying or projectile vomit at it and hope the force of the puke sends it flying
I love this video idea, 144p horror is rad
39:43 Gotta love how he's pointing at the fake footprints with the same finger he used to make them, that's still dirty from the digging.
No it’s real duende
@im 4 ft Wait, are you the duende?
@@Daniel_Lancelin :)
@@im4ft622 >:0
I honestly just think those were raccoon prints. They look exactly like them.
the sound of joel's sausage fingers spattering across his keyboard as he whips up a reference image will never fail to amuse me
I love how Joel describes foreign screaming as "vomiting," it kills me!
You too would vomit is you witnessed el duende
Clearly the duende threw (the little wave he does in the video) some nasty fart dust into the air and it made the guys vomit their guts out.
I don’t know what you mean by “foreign screaming”.
i love when duende squeals at the children
easy top 15 epic duende moment
i hate that the first thing that entered my brain was the old "modo sexo activado" meme
absolutely awful brain moment on my part
thats super messed up bro.... your sick and twisted
@@DS-ib8ih nah, it's appropiate, duendes are memed out so much with that stuff
Once you go duende, it never ende
I always crack up whenever Joel does that hi-pitched MEHMEHMEH gremlin voice or mentions them stealing toes
literally everytime he goes "mehmehmehmeh" i can't help but mimic it
I’m willing to bet we’re going to see Joel streaming some kind of duende-themed horror game sometime in the future.
A horror game where you have to run away from a tiny, completely puntable creature would be objectively funny as fuck. Like the Chumby encounter in GTA:SA Spooky Mysteries.
Replace Slenderman with a tiny duende making squeaky Joel noises.
I would much prefer one where you play AS the duende and run around causing mischief kinda like goat simulator
@@Stalutes64 Duende Simulator gonna be lit af
@@Stalutes64 honestly a horror survival game where you play as a cryptid trying to scare off hunters without being fully noticed or captured sounds interesting
Watch out Top 15 Chills, there's a new big boy in town.
NUMBER 15, BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE.
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONES FOOT FUNGUS, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET.
Or Nuke's top 5 or whatever that Charlie reacts to lol
@@0013bluejay did you see it? Look closely*big red circle ⭕ ↙️
@@O01230O every youtuber thumbnail ever, only missing the 😮 face that everybody does
@@VortexKiller2 everyone becomes a soyjack when duende is afoot
Now Joel has to watch videos of "Marcianitos captados en camara".
i can still hear "cien porciento real no feík" in that text to speech voice
Quiero decirte una cosa
UFO PORNOOOOOOO
the gnome song followed by the sound of almost vomiting in fear is fucking my sides off into orbit
1:42:32 The camera guy calling it basically his little gnome friend was my favorite. This guy gets it
that god dam hand waving friendly Duende is just a god dam smiling friends character
I just kept imagining Zach screaming as the sounds the little guy would make
Glep
@@maxmcguire6092 it would make sense since zach himself is a duende
Penguino
Zach would love duendes
I love how Joel is super close to just speaking portuguese when he read "Arquivos Sinistros"
Joel is perfect for these 144p videos. He is a true black metal fan so he is used to low res videos.
That's some weapon grade oofonium. *You're spot on.*
*trve
this is some of the funniest commentary I've heard in a long time. I'm currently in a hotel with a sore throat and breathing is difficult, so trying not to laugh so I can keep from upsetting the people staying next to me and to keep from being unable to breath. I'm going to die.
Hope you're still good.
Duendes are known to cause sore throats, watch out.
@@Nichtzukennen I do not like the implications this message has
friendly reminder that for someone who ran and screamed and cried while hiding from a wasp, Joel sure is very confident being able to take on a Duende.
To be fair, most duendes don't fly.
In Ukraine we have stories about chupacabra appearing in all sorts of villages. Yes, THE chupacabra from Mexico.
Long story short: some villagers thought that their eaten by wolves hen and goats were killed by chupacabra and told the story to one of the biggest tv channels "1+1".
And since first appearance in Ukrainian news in late 90s it's regularly shows up as "Ukrainian chupacabra".
I kid you not
FYI the chupacabra isn't from Mexico
Chupacabra's from Puerto Rico actually which makes all the story about it being sighted in the U.S and Mexico even funnier.
According to Ukrainian TV, it's from some woods in Ukraine lul
The real question, is will it become a Chuparusia?
Chupacabras and Mothman originated from countries that are really far from each other but at the end they're present at most parts of the world, it's pretty interesting
The Dwayne-de : "A mischievous little gnome who has sick dance moves and a radical mullet."
duende rock johnson, rare species that eats 36 ounces of cod a day instead of toes
Finally, the commentary channel we always needed
SomeOrdinarySwede moment
Recently, my cat found a congregation of duendes in a garden and he become The Mexican Master Duende. Now we got blessings for life and i don't know what to say.
"Mexican Master" sounds like a Metal Gear Solid difficulty mode.
Master Duende should be a Zelda boss
"What the fuck is that" sums up my reaction to literally every phone recorded video in the mid 2000s because you really had to use your imagination to figure out what you were looking at
The very thought of a garden gnomes first encounter with humans results in them seeing a group throw up at the sight of them. Had me sneeze laughing at work like a fucking two year old
Can't believe joel fixed Zelda's multiple timelines by unifying the Triforces of Power, Wisdom, and Courage under a single Toeforce.
That doesn't make sense
Toeforce
Joel making fun of the guy rolling on the floor in fetal position as if he wouldn't have ended the stream right then and there out of fear if it was a little green alien instead
I really hope these become a regular thing, it's like the GTA spooky mysteries streams but without the crashes, or the more disappointing stuff
GTA Spooky Mysteries had a severe lack of Duende. The Gangnam Style only partly made up for it
17:58
i actually watched this with my sis like YEARS ago, i remember we were dying of laughter and wiping tears off of our faces and re-watching it like a dozen times. It was a really long lasting inside joke for us. AND NOW WE FOUND IT AGAIN. Thanks uncle jobel for making us re-experience this again after so long that we forgot about it.
Do you have a link to the video?
Momento duende ta muy juerte
Seeing joel watching latinamerican vids it's just mind blowing lmao
Me cago de risa cada que dice DUENDE
There's a 50% Duende spawn rate if you live in El Salvador apparently
I was having a rough day, but "Are Goblin Real?" definitely made it so much better
I love joel beginning to do vids like these I grew up on crunchy paranormal vids. As a mexican especially, mexican paranormal vids are so scary for some reason there was even a time when they'd broadcast on the mexican news that a witch on a broom was spotted flying lmao
LMFAOOOO I REMEMBER THAT BRUJA VIDEO
But some people love witches now. Like, Harry Potter, Marisa Kirisame, Little Witch academia, so on!
@@dee3475But some witches are good though
I've never been more excited to see a video title let's goooooo I hope this stays forever
This is easily the funniest fucking thing I've watched in a while, Joel losing his mind over little hairy goblin men isn't something I thought I needed, but now I know I ABSOLUTELY needed 😭
_W h a t i s g o b l i n s ?_
MIMIMIMIMI
I hope someone sends in that Google Earth pic of a guy supposedly fist fighting a gray alien in his backyard.
Goblin Mode (approved by Oxford)
Word of the year !
@@jellyfish_lovers9359 yes!
Duende Modo
Detroit: Become Sweat Goblin
@@jetrix9533 Dragon Ball Z jajajajaja
I cannot wait for the inevitable alien episode
Maybe the real Duende was the friends we made along the duenway.
Yo I love this idea. I remember all the spooky cryptic/ghost/alien/urban legend videos from early CZcams that were all in like 144p
That's pretty much the resolution EVERY video was in during the early CZcams days.
I'm so excited for more of this segment, I always find myself going down analog-like horror videos and sightings on youtube all the time, so having jobel commentary and jokes with it as well is an absolute treat
As a chilean, Joel learning the meaning of "conchetumare" it's just sublime.
Ver el duende tuneado en la miniatura me da pena haberme perdido el stream
A mí no me notificó 😿
Duende tuneado ahora es una pieza importante en el lore de vinesauce
Por suerte no me lo perdí y aunque me estaba quedando dormido me estaba cagando de risa en la parte que parece que vomitan cuando lo ven xD
@@Patodeagua213 salsa de enredadera*
*DUENDE TUNEADO*
*A $100.000.000*
These segments are funny, but I gotta say watching these segments live w/ chat is genuinely entertaining. Because seeing people trying to gage the inner depths of joels humor is peak comedy.
On 2006-2007 we used to share between friends these types of video at school to show at each other, but yeah, this was kinda of a meme back in the day in Latin América, im from Argentina and we also had our Duende sightings, you can check them out at Crónica TV searching "Pitufo Enrique" or "Baile del duende".
I hope there are Duende rights organisations to prevent Duende abuse
DUENDE REAL CAPTADO EN CÁMARA REAL GOBLIN
no fake
no fake
Royal goblin caught on royal goblin camera...thanks, google translate, my mind theater is gonna have a blast with that.
We already got Monkey Monday's, Spooky Saturdays, Hardcore Fridays, we need a Duende Wednesday.
duendays
Duensdays
It's Duensday my dudes
Baboon running around in a tiny shirt = DUENDEVISION
1:48:37
Duende expert: uy uy uy
Joel: oj oj oj
That makes me happy
Every cryptid sighting is recorded on a DV tape, exported and compressed to a 144p 3gp file. Beautiful
I love how the duende footprint video has this guys fingers covered in mud as if he just dug out the prints with his fingers seconds before filming
But it's clearly a raccoon print.
1:10:31
[Lyrics]
*W H A T I S G O B L I N S ?*
(Dies)
"Goblins are monstrous creatures first atte-" **pauses**
@@gabrielbevis1961 **confused laughter**
**plays it back again**
*W H A T I S G O B L I N S ?*
As a side note, I actually think it's pretty cool that this is how joel chooses to learn about other cultures. Through terrorizing himself.
Joel becomes 2017 Reaction channel
I mean, the 2010s are the next big thing to Milk for Nostalgia, I suppose?
@@Mekboy_ComputerMonster 2000s.
Reaction channels still exist, so..
1:39:18 seeing this live was the best thing ever
8:01 I didn't even know you could make that noise, Joel. Absolutely hilarious
I like how I woke up, saw the stream notification from two hours ago, still clicked it, got sad realizing that I missed it, but got excited for some Voices of the Void only to get absolutely blue-balled.
Anyway, this is awesome, I feel like it would be fun to have a chat replay in the future.
I love this segment but also agree with getting blue balled
joey PROMISED us more voices before december and it's already december...
I love this new segment so much, please ufo and alien videos next
feel so bad for these little goblins. everyones so scared of them but they probably want to just hang out.
Me playing soccer with the homies and some Jerma looking mfer comes out of nowhere you best believe im freaking out.
I hope joel does a witch video in the future. I remember as a kid seeing this video where a tiny blurry witch is flying over the horizon and then behind some mountains in mexico or something. It terrified me for some reason lol.
But would they even know that witches NOW are loved? Like Marisa Kirisame, little witch academia, La Befana, Harry Potter?
Fun fact: The big, burly white bearded, gift-delivering man in a large robe design we now mostly know as Santa originally came from the russian Ded Moroz.
Though Daddy Frost has a blue robe, he is much more similar to modern Santa than the other dudes he's often compared to
Really? I thought it was a comercialisation of Skt. Nikolaus
cuando pequeño me la pasaba horas viendo videos de avistamientos de duendes, me encanta que a Joel se le ocurrió ver estos videos xD
This is the best segment Joel has come up with for years and that's a high bar if you ask me. My favorite combination of internet stuff since 2016 or so is Joel mixed with spooky shit, like the San Andreas special. It's always soul-healing when this stuff happens man, I love it.
The comment on that OG Duende video made me choke, like yeah I had never thought about some mystical creature coming up to you and the first response it gets is 🤮 lmao
Joel should do this with UFO videos next.
He'd start crying
That's gotta be the endgame of this
he'd shit his pants
Yes!
I think his repressed memories would really get in the way
Duendes are friendly where I live, they are said to do things for you if you give them something in return.
That's just paid labor, good for them
I lure duendes in with gifts and then beat the ever living shit out of them
In my country they steal stuff from us then gives them back
When something's missing we say "a duende took it" then appears on the same place it was or in another one
@@WDWatameVirusin my country they are not Duendes, just Romanians
i laughed so hard at Joel's struggle to keep the gag going with the real videos. This was so good.
Funny sound effect candidates:
19:14 Duende Jawa scream
25:20 Duende barf reaction (GUAC!)
When joel read "That's Vinny" I just f**g lost it lmao.
this is joels best new segment since meme house
i like the duende that is just a bird in a shirt running around an apartment.
The image of a bunch of grown ass men running for their lives from a guy the size of a shrimp will never be unfunny
The way Joel cuts off the throwing up part from that 4th clip lmao
rhythm heaven so true
Yeah, the green goblin for spiderman it's called duende verde here
18:45 the sound of Joel's soul leaving his body
More like 1:10:31
Dude the Iranian duende is just Captain Caveman
Duende 100% real.
No fake
saw one yesterday
@@Nichtzukennen Are your toes okay?
@@Shoeclock toes gone
I now believe in duendes. Thank you, Vinny :)
Vinny? I thought this was a Limes stream
26:23
It sounded really dumb at first but holy shit Joel actually had a point with the hat and wave 😂
every time Joel goes "mimimimi" i lose my shit
I remember when I was a kid, there was a tv show in my country called Sin Vergüenza where they watched CZcams videos , they had a section of creepy videos of ghosts or duendes, all of the duendes videos where about kids playing football.
One time they were invited to a house where there was supposedly duendes, as evidence the house owners showed a box with flour and little feet marks with pieces of candy scattered all over the floor, it was the stupidest shit I ever saw and even the tv hosts admitted that they had nothing else to show on the time the had left so they accepted an invitation from a fan of the show
I remember too that I sent a video of a "ghost" but it didn't have anything unusual, i just wanted to be in the show, the guy on charge of the creepy section insisted that there was a ghost on one part of my video but all the other guys didn't buy it and fucking mocked the shit out of the guy for the rest of the episode, I was laughing the whole time with my friend
Edit: Salfate qlo como te webio el Pecesillo durante todo el capítulo
Wow, he really made good on his "We'll do a stream where we just watch terrible big foot and duende videos" promise
This is unironically my favourite kind of content, just watching videos
The "friendly" energy of the guy feeding the mandarin into the hole brings me nothing but pain
I'm really worried. There is a plan to build 60 soccer pitches near where I live. With that much futol going on are we going to get an infestation of goblins?
No Chalmers that's not a fire, that's just a duende
"what is goblins" about killed me lmfao
santa's elfs are also sometimes called "duendes"
Because in Spanish we don't know the difference between elves, dwarfs, goblins or gnomes, we call them all "duendes", even though we do have words for each one of those: elf (elfo), dwarf (enano), goblin (duende) and gnome (gnomo), we are just too lazy to remember those words, so we use the goblin one.