Lob Corp Presents: An Introduction to the Teth Abnormalities

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
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Komentáře • 185

  • @heavyc4450
    @heavyc4450 Před 8 měsíci +482

    That employee basically won in life. Went back 10,000 years into the past and now can live a simple non-city life.

    • @Ashin1O3O
      @Ashin1O3O Před 7 měsíci +90

      The thing is according to what it says in its detailed description, backwards clock actually sends everyone else back in time and the person who used it stays in that time.

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 7 měsíci +58

      @@Ashin1O3O call it creative liberty to make a harambe joke

    • @Ashin1O3O
      @Ashin1O3O Před 7 měsíci +46

      @@tonreporch I’ll give you that no problem here. I just see a lot of people thinking the guy who used the machine goes back and wanted to share info. Loved the video though and I’m thinking of using it as a training video for my lobotomy corp dnd campaign for the players.

    • @thegamer303
      @thegamer303 Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@Ashin1O3Oits actually a very similar aberration of the BackwardsClock that has the opposite effect 🤓👆

    • @thearsonistofarland3087
      @thearsonistofarland3087 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Dongbaek would be proud

  • @thegrayshadow7676
    @thegrayshadow7676 Před 8 měsíci +228

    A long time ago, in a warm and dense forest lived three happy birds.
    Little Bird decided to punish bad creatures with his beak.

    • @arnoldgila9212
      @arnoldgila9212 Před 8 měsíci +16

      Oh no not this tale

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 Před 8 měsíci +32

      What Forest? There isn’t a “punishing bird” here, I think you need to heal some mental sanity maybe spend some time with one sin?

    • @suwote
      @suwote Před 8 měsíci +17

      Wake up
      Wake up
      Wake up
      Wake up
      Wake up

    • @bruhman1579
      @bruhman1579 Před 8 měsíci +34

      Big Bird, with his many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird’s eyes could see very far, and things we can’t see.

    • @arnoldgila9212
      @arnoldgila9212 Před 8 měsíci +6

      @@slowbrofriend6526 one bro you mean? I saw him and the manager drink some coffee together.
      Something something newborns with no memory are so innocent one sin becomes one bro

  • @umbralgaming3443
    @umbralgaming3443 Před 7 měsíci +172

    *Hears the music box*
    *Immediately recognizes it*
    *immediately loses 95% of sanity, currently depressed*

    • @olivierluisin1790
      @olivierluisin1790 Před 6 měsíci +4

      what's the music?

    • @caellanmurphy4751
      @caellanmurphy4751 Před 6 měsíci +14

      @@olivierluisin1790 🎵never gonna give you up never gonna let you down🎵

    • @Ben_E2
      @Ben_E2 Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@caellanmurphy4751🎵never gonna run around and desert you🎵

  • @enricorosina852
    @enricorosina852 Před 6 měsíci +140

    3:31
    "Oh, and a sidenote: anyone who begins moaning, knocking their knees, or blushing while Sephirot Gebura admonishes them will be transferred to the Extraction Team."

    • @adrianramos7690
      @adrianramos7690 Před 4 měsíci +41

      “Oh and another sidenote: anyone who states that “tea is bad” in extraction team will immediately be sacrificed to one of the abnormalities to prevent Sephirot Bina from becoming angered”

    • @kirbypsicopata29
      @kirbypsicopata29 Před měsícem +7

      you write that as if thats bad

    • @DJTHE0NE-o9g
      @DJTHE0NE-o9g Před měsícem

      Sooo how often does this happen

    • @adrianramos7690
      @adrianramos7690 Před měsícem

      @@DJTHE0NE-o9g 5 times a week

    • @DJTHE0NE-o9g
      @DJTHE0NE-o9g Před měsícem

      @@adrianramos7690 and what’s gebs reaction especially the first time somebody “vocalized” in response to punishment

  • @tepig2828
    @tepig2828 Před 8 měsíci +219

    The whole employee POV scenes seem much cooler considering we have seen Lob Corp Employee POVs in Limbus UT3 stories.

  • @darkgia2362
    @darkgia2362 Před 8 měsíci +156

    This is so perfect!! Can’t wait for how much resentment will be for the queen of hatred! Like the tone will just shift to “and then… HER.” ❤

    • @T-01-31-ALEPH
      @T-01-31-ALEPH Před 7 měsíci +21

      Unfortunately, though, QoH will be the first WAW to be covered as it goes by code (O-01-04), so we'd be starting with... HER.

    • @heinzlilio4612
      @heinzlilio4612 Před 7 měsíci +4

      "Don't let it's cute appearance full you. It craves the blood of our employees."

  • @NeverduskX
    @NeverduskX Před 7 měsíci +37

    Today's Shy Look was the MVP for my first LobCorp run. I could level any stat for any employee simply by sending them in with the right timing. I'd usually have them move back and forth in front of the door, pause when the happy face is chosen, and send them in immediately. As long as they went inside in time, there was absolutely no risk.
    As a bonus, it also made Justice especially easy to train, since I could spam it endlessly. Almost every new employee I added to the facility was trained with that abnormality - which led to a lot of very capable folks running around with skin masks.

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 Před 7 měsíci +63

    *Two Employees entre the Wall Lady's chamber*
    #1: "DAYUM."
    #2: "Steve, no!"
    My theory on the Radio Signal is that it's broadcasting audio of a *really* bad war and people listening to it get PTSD. AN audio Cognitohazard.
    I actually feel bad Fragment. It's description says it's genuinely attempting to communicate with us but fails to realize it's attempts hurt us.

  • @Xaradium
    @Xaradium Před 5 měsíci +32

    I find it funny how they said "we decided to up the budget" but the camera looks alot like it's been exchanged with something from the 1990s

  • @Areon103
    @Areon103 Před 8 měsíci +61

    I love this introduction to Abnorbalities. They chill and good at explaining the abnos. Kinda sad about no more extra comments from Porcher, but still happy he can live relatively easy now. Still got spooked after Army in Black announcement.

  • @arnoldgila9212
    @arnoldgila9212 Před 8 měsíci +113

    Also don't forget a lvl 2 employee benefits include
    The manager may take care of you (that is unless they are a veteran. Generally newer managers may even remember your name)
    And don't forget the higher your veterancy is the higer the chance of the manager "going back" to save you
    (The "" marks may or may not reffer to a singularity)
    (*Warning information including singularities is highly sensitive and may only be accesed by team captains and the manager)

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 7 měsíci +40

      FWD: From Tonrep,
      Greetings employee,
      As you have not yet met the status of team captain, you are in violation of your duties and responsibilities as a worker in this company. Please make your way to the control team, find containment T-09-85, and await further instruction.
      -Yesod, Information Dept. Sephirot

    • @Landon-h8c
      @Landon-h8c Před 7 měsíci +3

      Lcorp gregor when?

    • @Veryfunnyguyc
      @Veryfunnyguyc Před měsícem +1

      I could tell you the names of my 3 starting agents at all times
      This also applies to most of the upper layer!
      (I never hired all that many people)
      (Rest in peace Jojo reference)
      (Seriously they just generated a Jojo character somehow)
      It's like a crappy pokerap that doesn't rhyme!

  • @heinzlilio4612
    @heinzlilio4612 Před 7 měsíci +46

    The second I heard what music is playing on that music box my fingers tapped fast foward on instinct

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers559 Před 8 měsíci +37

    14:58 yuyuko called, she wants her tree back

  • @arnoldgila9212
    @arnoldgila9212 Před 8 měsíci +41

    This series is a literal gold mine
    And you found it
    Congrats

  • @Gchan69
    @Gchan69 Před 7 měsíci +26

    Oh this lil series looks nice
    can't wait for you to cover the alephs

  • @Jotillit
    @Jotillit Před 5 měsíci +11

    Ppdoae is my favorite abnormality when it breaches because it just random bugs sometimes and gets stuck in one spot.
    its so funny

  • @Geglar
    @Geglar Před 8 měsíci +33

    can't wait for level 3 employee training tape

  • @touchgrass7129
    @touchgrass7129 Před 7 měsíci +8

    "You're growing every day" I grow every time I have my scheduled meeting with my Sephirah

  • @Youhadabadday2021
    @Youhadabadday2021 Před 7 měsíci +74

    For anyone who's curious as to how Punishing Bird works, since the video doesn't elaborate on it, allow me to explain:
    Punishing Bird's best work is Insight, and has a Qliphoth Counter of 4. This counter has a chance of decreasing whenever an abnormality other than Punishing Bird is worked on. Once the counter reaches zero, Punishing Bird will escape and target a random employee anywhere in the facility, dealing very miniscule Red damage multiple times in slow succession to the target employee. After which, it will return to it's containment unit of it's own volition. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO SUPRESS PUNISHING BIRD WHILE IT IS BREACHING UNLESS YOU HAVE BIG BIRD AND JUDGEMENT BIRD IN THE FACILITY AND ONE OF THEM IS AT RISK OF BREAKING CONTAINMENT. Attempting to supress Punishing Bird will cause it to enter an enraged state, where it will target the last employee that damaged it and attempt to use the maw in its chest to deal up to a whopping 1200 Red damage on the target, instantly killing them.

    • @sakura368
      @sakura368 Před 7 měsíci +9

      unless that employee is practically invincible to red damagge

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 Před 7 měsíci +9

      @@sakura368 the best E.G.O armor available in the facility gives an employee 7.5x damage resistance against punishing bird
      That isn't enough to save any employees, unless they have an hp of 160 or more
      However is it noted that it is possible to supress punishing bird without casualty using either a ranged E.G.O weapon or the highest burst damage E.G.O weapon.
      Do note that trying to obtain said weapon without the consent of the manager will lead to an immediate termination

    • @PPG_MonoKhrome
      @PPG_MonoKhrome Před 4 měsíci +4

      Additional Note
      Never let an employee with Black Swan's weapon try and take Punishing Bird's attacks.

  • @bleudemethylene2330
    @bleudemethylene2330 Před 7 měsíci +5

    "All the employees shown in this video are trained actors..." PRESS X TO DOUBT

  • @Mysthaps
    @Mysthaps Před 8 měsíci +22

    i broke after reaching theresia's information, good job

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 8 měsíci +10

      I never let my audience down

  • @slowbrofriend6526
    @slowbrofriend6526 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Ugh, as a level 5 employee listening to the level 2 employees mutter about a punishing bird is maddening, we don’t have a punishing bird I even overheard one planning to steal aleph gear what a mentally unstable group of employees, I might even tell one of the Sepirah about these incidents.


    What this golden necklace… it came from… Who cares it’s probably a coeicidence.

  • @Axsuroth_
    @Axsuroth_ Před 7 měsíci +11

    I hate and love how you managed to get a rick roll into this

  • @aggrokid7295
    @aggrokid7295 Před 7 měsíci +8

    8:55 I KNEW IT I KNEW THIS WOULD TURN INTO AN ARG

  • @TheRoosterBucket
    @TheRoosterBucket Před 7 měsíci +41

    Due to {}’s recent breach, the data on Punishing Bird is currently corrupted. The cliff notes version of this is that if you don’t work on it, it’ll probably get mad and want to escape. However, under any circumstances, do not attack. Unless you want to sacrifice yourself to get it back to containment earlier.
    As I am currently a grunt in a adjacent department, I do not remember the corresponding work.
    I will add this info to the level 2 employee training guide.
    - Jacob, Welfare Department Level IV

    • @thomaswang2223
      @thomaswang2223 Před 6 měsíci +3

      I thought it escapes not because it is mad, but because it was bored

    • @TheRoosterBucket
      @TheRoosterBucket Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@thomaswang2223 Haven’t been with this abnormality since I’m on the complete opposite end of the facility.

    • @iexist_nt
      @iexist_nt Před dnem

      ​@@thomaswang2223I thought it escaped because it thought the world needed it

  • @edgedancer4750
    @edgedancer4750 Před 8 měsíci +16

    Man, Don Quixote could have used this training tape looking at her newest ID. This is definetly good work though, Hod should give you a bonus.

    • @FaiAstriel
      @FaiAstriel Před 7 měsíci +2

      Give this guy some Enkephalin

  • @KingOnoob
    @KingOnoob Před 8 měsíci +36

    8:55 little bird decided to punish bad creatures with its beak
    It’s tiny beak was not painful enough to be considered a punishment so it tore out its own stomach the create a new mouth to devour all evil doers who enter the Black Forest
    However it’s mouth was forever sewn shut

  • @ceddavis7441
    @ceddavis7441 Před 8 měsíci +9

    4:06 my sanity is now zero and I had the full DeCappo set

  • @aaabatteries627
    @aaabatteries627 Před 7 měsíci +9

    Employees are allotted small forms of distraction in O-01-12's containment chamber to curb side effects of boredom. Please, just let grandma tell her silly stories. Falling asleep will result in a bad work result, and doing so you will be reassigned to T-09-86 duty. We don't want that now, do we?

  • @whyme4648
    @whyme4648 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I swear I got literally Rick rolled by T-09-09 (Theresia). Such creative plot.

  • @LocalLawnChair
    @LocalLawnChair Před 8 měsíci +20

    all your stuff is criminally underrated, keep up the good work!

  • @DonQuixoteLimbus
    @DonQuixoteLimbus Před 8 měsíci +7

    T'was very helpfull my friend! the fluffy one t'is mine favorite!

  • @SampledTax7
    @SampledTax7 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Alr this video's quality is good, it's like an actual introduction to the employess (and manager for a debrief in what to expect) on what what hell we're getting ourselves into

  • @gustavogodoy5651
    @gustavogodoy5651 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Would be cool if by each abno rank the instructors tone gets darker and more serious, and by the time you reach aleph hes a completely different guy
    Edit: didint think id get an heart 2 months later

  • @bestaround3323
    @bestaround3323 Před 7 měsíci +4

    As a seasoned manager, it is nice to have quality training videos to get the new employees upto speed. Especially as my TT2 protocol is a little on the fritz and mep reps are unavailable.

  • @kat4809
    @kat4809 Před 8 měsíci +12

    This is so well done! I'm going to make all my friends watch this while I brainrot.

  • @PretendThisNameIsOffensive
    @PretendThisNameIsOffensive Před 8 měsíci +13

    this is a good guide to help the new employee's at lob corp, but you forgot to cover the hippopotamus abnormality

  • @esteliu074
    @esteliu074 Před 8 měsíci +8

    Been waiting for the sequel! Thank you!

  • @liamfitzpatrick3812
    @liamfitzpatrick3812 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Gorgeous, there's already improvement. I wish you the best.

  • @thunderthunderstorms8828
    @thunderthunderstorms8828 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Hey Xai here…. I was looking through the Training tapes and noticed that the section on punishing bird seems to of been corrupted…. I swear more funding goes to those damned Rabbits than to our own employees..:.
    Anyways some quick info on our favorite bird arguably the unofficial mascot of the company! (Don’t tell ms Angela I said that.)
    Anyways punishing bird or small bird has four counters to its Quilpoth deterrence that raise through good works and lower whenever other abnormalities are visited or bad work is preformed.
    When that counter hits zero the bird will flutter its way outside of its containment unit and it will proceed to peck at panicking employees or whoever is close by.
    If you see the bird outside of containment inform a team captan and let it do its thing.
    If you are being pecked at by the birb just treat it as though it’s a more friendly bee. Offer it some pets or a treat!
    Whatever you do *DONT ATTACK THE BIRB!*
    When provoked Punishing bird will retaliate by opening its stomach and swallowing whatever is in-front of it whole.
    Same thing applies to a certain Wav class abnormality’s EGO… it’s sure to be covered In the next tape and if not… then I will just do it myself regardless of the risks…
    So long as no one figures out where I work or who I am I should be fine! Xai out!
    Oh right… instinct or attachment works are often the best… but you really can’t go wrong everything but repression. Don’t repress the birb… it doesn’t like that.

    • @O-03-89-ALEPH
      @O-03-89-ALEPH Před 6 měsíci +1

      It may be obious but extra Info, If you Let the Bird With the Scale and bandadged eyes with the Big bird with many eyes, and the Punishing bird breach a Not so Good surprise will appear. it has a Reward if you manage to supress the surprise.

    • @thunderthunderstorms8828
      @thunderthunderstorms8828 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Sounds like something worth investigating… Perhaps later whenever I have time. Wait… how am I even getting… is my connection being monitored? Might have to make these little tidbits scarce…

  • @m--e
    @m--e Před 8 měsíci +7

    4:02 aint no way jose, nobody noticed the RICK ROLL TUNE

  • @O-03-89-ALEPH
    @O-03-89-ALEPH Před 6 měsíci +3

    crazy it will DEFINETLY be useful for me

  • @eggseed6543
    @eggseed6543 Před 7 měsíci +2

    this is odly high quality and should have way more likes

  • @XendiasSoria
    @XendiasSoria Před 7 měsíci +3

    It concerns me that I just realized that Ppodae has tattoos on its arms similar to what you'd find from the Middle

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 Před 7 měsíci +3

    9:05 *can anyone hear me? Please dont let the three birds meet or else IT will come...please DONT LET THEM OUT!*

  • @Nehsalkhal
    @Nehsalkhal Před 7 měsíci +4

    "All this abnormality wants is for their stories to be heard."
    "Up next we have- *gag*...god damn.."
    "F-01-18"
    Its funny how you just, stopped lol

  • @realityjoust
    @realityjoust Před 8 měsíci +5

    LETS GO THERE IS ANOTHER ONE

  • @RezyGD
    @RezyGD Před 8 měsíci +4

    god I love these videos so much

  • @Matheus-gc5fn
    @Matheus-gc5fn Před 7 měsíci +3

    Bruh the employees will hear it, think it's good and panic they got rick rolled

  • @gustof4thson896
    @gustof4thson896 Před 7 měsíci +3

    12:10 "Eaten My Meat Lantern". What an interesting typo...

  • @jonathangpillar
    @jonathangpillar Před 2 měsíci +2

    4:05 IM SO GOD DAMN MOD

  • @kyleecopter1160
    @kyleecopter1160 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Question, who is filming these tapes? I'm assuming it's not a Sephirah or A, 'cuz you introduce yourself as Tonrep. Maybe it's a high level employee...?

  • @SyncraticLucefer
    @SyncraticLucefer Před 3 měsíci +2

    Greatest rickroll i have ever heard

  • @kanelumbarkovski6244
    @kanelumbarkovski6244 Před 8 měsíci +9

    I... I need to let the birds out, they want to go back to their dusty black forest and I'll help them, I'll steal some aleph armor and let them all out...

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 Před 8 měsíci +2

      Yknow the manager can listen to your messages… are you sure you are mentally sane? You seem to be muttering about a Black Forest?

    • @StarboundTerrarian
      @StarboundTerrarian Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@slowbrofriend6526probably talking of the forest from some other district, don’t mind mind him

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@StarboundTerrarian… Still this employee is thinking about stealing ALEPH gear! That has to be against Lob Corp policy.

    • @StarboundTerrarian
      @StarboundTerrarian Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@slowbrofriend6526 just give him some cardboard cutout of a weapon and say it belonged to a aleph, for all he knew it could have been from the fear of papercuts.

    • @slowbrofriend6526
      @slowbrofriend6526 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@StarboundTerrarian. . . Are level 2 employees really that dumb. . . Probably.

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 Před 4 měsíci +3

    5:48 average COD lobby with vc turned on:

  • @CrescentNoctua
    @CrescentNoctua Před 7 měsíci +6

    What is a Qlipoth?.. What is... Where am i? I think im lost...

    • @Arkar-pl9ku
      @Arkar-pl9ku Před 7 měsíci

      Shhhh don’t worry, just think of the bunnies.

  • @pixellavalamp8618
    @pixellavalamp8618 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Woo! loving this series 👍

  • @dyingstar24
    @dyingstar24 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Still no hod huh... Say, what the hell happened to my employee file? Says my stats went down? Maybe I should talk with the info department...
    AND WHO THE HELL IS STILL PLAYING THAT DAMN ELEVATOR MUSIC???

  • @memerreal-tk3mb
    @memerreal-tk3mb Před měsícem +2

    0:32 cap alert major cap alert!!

  • @Pololol974
    @Pololol974 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Been waiting for that, amazing!

  • @Cutewhitenight
    @Cutewhitenight Před 7 měsíci +2

    Yeeees Lobotomy Corporation video!

  • @Khione3
    @Khione3 Před měsícem

    5:00 GOD DAWM -guy making these

  • @sand_sand7304
    @sand_sand7304 Před 7 měsíci +3

    4:02 GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOT AGAIN!

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Dangit! Rick rolled by Project Moon!

  • @c26f
    @c26f Před 7 měsíci +2

    the rick roll, bro

  • @GoofyRandomAccount2345
    @GoofyRandomAccount2345 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I wonder who note person V2 is gonna be.

  • @krzystajer5485
    @krzystajer5485 Před 4 dny +1

    0:45 he shouldnt have shown that one detail about fairy festival

  • @luckray8594
    @luckray8594 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Peak as usual

  • @SaniaPH-ACR
    @SaniaPH-ACR Před 7 měsíci +1

    1:33 That's not entirely true actually, the amount of energy lost from non-attended meltdown doesn't increase on a day-to-day basis; the only thing that affects the amount of energy you lose is the Qlipoth Meltdown Level - the higher the level is, the more energy missed Meltdown will take

  • @narkle9723
    @narkle9723 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Yeeeeeeeees finally more funny training, hell yeaaah

  • @ghois1235
    @ghois1235 Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:03 instant -100% sanity

  • @The_ever_preset_Bee_Eater
    @The_ever_preset_Bee_Eater Před 7 měsíci +1

    I don’t give a shit what are mottos is my motto is no man left behind - most sane manager

  • @keeby2357
    @keeby2357 Před 6 měsíci +2

    I felt myself taking mental damage from Theresia

  • @agastafas2
    @agastafas2 Před 7 měsíci +1

    oh come on... I got rickrolled by an abnormality?

  • @leftypuppet4255
    @leftypuppet4255 Před 8 měsíci +1

    cant wait for waw and aleph

  • @adrianramos7690
    @adrianramos7690 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Thank you welfare

  • @Gaster_7656
    @Gaster_7656 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Just realised that the abnormality difficulty levels are the first few letters of the Hebrew alphabet, cool i guess?

  • @ericnunez9968
    @ericnunez9968 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Waiting for the next

  • @springfaux6991
    @springfaux6991 Před 7 měsíci +1

    One sin this is amazing, Will you have stuff like a sephirah Department training tapes?

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 7 měsíci

      I can't confirm exactly what the future will hold. I can tell you that there is plenty of content that can be made

  • @suppressed1138
    @suppressed1138 Před 7 měsíci +1

    This is a confession that I’m going to make here because I want to and I think you’ll find it cool. I actually look Roland from library of Runa. Which also means I kind of look like Ayin. but not as much
    So I guess this is founder approved

  • @RoseAltro
    @RoseAltro Před 7 měsíci +1

    Even though *The Shoes* wasn't mentioned... That's probably for the best they are in a branch facility.
    Oh...? What's that? There are a type of shoes abno in this one? Eh, I'm sure they're not that bad.

  • @purpleoctoling6929
    @purpleoctoling6929 Před 8 měsíci +2

    YES

  • @professionalgarbage
    @professionalgarbage Před 8 měsíci +2

    anybody who watched this video over 4 minutes got rick rolled

  • @timoaag
    @timoaag Před 7 měsíci +2

    more

  • @LoneWandererInbound
    @LoneWandererInbound Před 8 měsíci +1

    Wait this isn't Vault-Tec representation tape

  • @coltonshortell8075
    @coltonshortell8075 Před 7 měsíci +1

    5:01
    Dear Tonrep
    Your reaction to F-01-18 is greatly unapproved of by management, we recommend one of 2 things, either one works.
    Choice 1: Visit the Discipline department sepirah, and let them “Take care of You”,
    Choice 2: get put into “We can change anything”,
    There was a third option involving THAT pink slimes containment,but we removed it due to it being considered not possible to any sane mortal, but seriously, don’t do that again or I will quit.

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 7 měsíci

      Greetings Management,
      Hopefully, these email finds you well.
      Every concern you've made has been addressed, including the unprofessional colloquial terms used to describe the abnormalities in a counseling email.
      Let's refer to them using their identification numbers from this point moving forward.
      Please contact me again if the issue persists.
      May your day be bright in this facility.
      Es Aeternus
      Very Respectfully,
      Tonrep

  • @ToastersToastToast
    @ToastersToastToast Před 3 měsíci +1

    Manager, I keep hearing whispers saying things like “trapped here” or “free us” whenever I enter punishing bird’s containment unit. Is that normal?

  • @yeah1436
    @yeah1436 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Dear Manager,
    What am I wearing and attacking with, genuinely? A "riot suit" made out of cut skin and a spear that looks like its been drawn out of crayons.
    My face feels TERRIBLE with this mask on and I look so stupid with these ram, sheep or goat (?) ears on.
    Warm Regards,
    Leeseungeun, Your Amicable Level II in the Information Team.

  • @scp--bt3kc
    @scp--bt3kc Před 7 měsíci +1

    90% sure Qliphoth is pronounced clip-pot. not that I should be correcting a company who's whole naming basis is on Hebrew.

  • @reesewhittington6778
    @reesewhittington6778 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I have memories of another world and have a weird very light magnetic effect. What are the benefits of willingly entering containment?

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před 7 měsíci

      We've never had a volunteer before. We can set you up in the extraction department. The sephirot there will be very intrigued to hear about you

    • @reesewhittington6778
      @reesewhittington6778 Před 7 měsíci

      @@tonreporch I am withholding any and all information regarding my location before I am informed about work conditions.

  • @kharitus4038
    @kharitus4038 Před 8 měsíci +1

    4:10
    I see what you did there you sly bastard)

  • @Beepers559
    @Beepers559 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I feel like welfare department only exists so lob corp doesn’t go bankrupt from being “too evil” or something

  • @Spac3d_Out
    @Spac3d_Out Před 5 měsíci +1

    5:00 WHAT.

  • @ssharkiggo6432
    @ssharkiggo6432 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Porch died boo womp

  • @Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087
    @Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Uhhhhhh the thumbnail

  • @DJTHE0NE-o9g
    @DJTHE0NE-o9g Před měsícem +2

    Who is that in the thumbnail?

    • @tonreporch
      @tonreporch  Před měsícem +1

      @@DJTHE0NE-o9g Ishmael

    • @DJTHE0NE-o9g
      @DJTHE0NE-o9g Před měsícem +1

      @@tonreporch thank you don’t ask why I need to know 👍

    • @DJTHE0NE-o9g
      @DJTHE0NE-o9g Před měsícem

      @@tonreporch my search history is in dismay my body isn’t the same and you are to blame. Thank you

  • @T-OI-75
    @T-OI-75 Před 8 měsíci +1

    me after the lobotomy

  • @untoidk
    @untoidk Před 7 měsíci +1

    xd

  • @Ahsokjndibijhdbdijbsos
    @Ahsokjndibijhdbdijbsos Před měsícem

    4:05 STEVEN UNIVERSE??

  • @Radiance_Buer
    @Radiance_Buer Před 8 měsíci +1

    Man these vids are suck high quality