Stories from School Security Officers That Will Blow Your Mind! 🤯
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We totally didn’t make these up….
Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty with our hosts KC Mack, Mark Schumacher, and Bri Richardson aka HonestTeacherVibes!
You assumed the classroom was for ABCs and 123s, but this week's episode turns the tables with stories that will leave you questioning what's truly going on during recess!
This week, the hall pass is merely a gateway to the unexpected. We've got rampaging cows in the playground, the great Speeding Principal saga, and a tale that redefines "extracurricular" - students running a secret business. Plus, don't miss the unreal deets on a recent second grade scandal with sandwich bags.
And that's not all-stay tuned for the ultimate Battle of the Dresses, the graduation turned into an episode of 'Tiaras and Tantrums' that you won't believe!
Jump right to it:
01:46 - Rampaging Playground Cows
08:25 - Speeding Principal Saga
15:40 - Undercover Hallway Business
22:10 - Second Grade Scandal
29:35 - Cafeteria Showdown Recap
36:50 - ‘Best Dressed’ Graduation Chaos
Tune in to uncover the mayhem behind the homeroom door. And, hey, why not pen down your own wackiest teaching tale while you're at it? Send it our way, and your story could earn a gold star (and feature in an upcoming episode!)
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I teach in a public high school. The last day of finals, our final second semester grades are due. About 5 minutes after the kids left, the school police found a box outside their office. The box had holes but didn't have a label or name anywhere. They called the bomb squad and evacuated the school. After almost an hour, we were FINALLY able to get back in to work on our grades. The box was someone's pet frog that they had accidentally forgotten. Needless to say, for the next several years, frogs became a running joke among the adults on campus. LOL
We had a Board of Ed member who had to resign because she was sleeping with the Superintendent! Also, I had to get our SRO to contact police headquarters because I watched a dad leave the building and he was staggering! He got in his car, put his head on the steering wheel and take a rest before he left our parking lot. He was for sure drunk!
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Dressing up on firefighter check day is a REAL THING! Also, when those crews of IT tech crews come through! What?!
Way back in the day, my HOUSE was on fire ( kitchen stove) & i was out on the porch, in my ROBE, hysterical, when the fire truck pulled up. I turned around & there HE WAS...holding his hose, breathing fast, & I FORGOT the fire..my mind went blank, he was SO FYNE..I could not even speak!!!. He ran into the house & i called my best friend & said, "Girl...set your house on fire...NOW!"
@@donnafrederick8596😂🤣😂🤣
We didn’t have any security officers at my school, but we did do safe schools (a lockdown but you can move around) because a moose got into the school yard. They had to put it down so it didn’t go beserk and wreck a portable with kids inside.
Guys, Highlands are the wooly cows - they're more of a heritage breed of cow, lol.
In our district, SRO officers are part of the Sheriff's Department.
Right!!
Yes, same here in FL
I had a student come in one morning whose chin and lips were blue from eating Takis (it looked like she ate a Smurf). When I asked her what happened she goes, “Don’t ask”
We have an SRO and a building security guard. I was a para in Life Skills last year, and one of the kiddos loved to dance to Jack Hartman. We had a sub covering the class one day (she was the emotional support teacher) and when I put on the video she said, “OH MY GOSH! He looks just like Delp (our SRO)”
So 2 things- talking is aloud in the library and cows can run!
This whole episode is fabulous, for me it's Bri's random interrogation of marl about hot chips mid episode 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SRO at my alternative school intervenes once we've tried to stop a fight, and redirect students to stop their behavior. Ive also never seen them have to be physical with the students bc they are actual police officers and it clicks to stop their behavior and separate from the situation.
KC is a fool😂, “friend you look so cute!”
Bri, your thumb has a permanent neck brace 😂😂😂😂
THAT IS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!! STOP!! " COULD YOU TALK INTO MY THERMOS...?" 😂😂😂😂😂
The snipe hunting omg ! I grew up in NC and never had to personally experience bec my mom warned me but I do have my moms story :). While my mom was 8 months pregnant with me, my three uncles and her friends took her out to a field in the middle of the night with just a pillow case. Told her to she’d know when she saw it or heard it coming and they’d be by the truck (they left lol). Needless to say she wasn’t very happy 💀
Idk what a SRO is but I’m from Beaumont,TX & we had actual police officers in all of my schools from elementary to high school. I graduated high school in 2017.
The McDonalds joke got me hollering!
My SRO was called out to wrangle a snake out from under a seat in pick-up line…. The kid and the parent refused to get back in the car…. Talk about chaotic!
God loves you and hasn’t forgotten about you. Please pray and let Him in.
One thing we know forsure if anything happens. Bri would need to go home 😂
My school security was the janitor. We had one SRO for the entire district. It was one police officer that was dedicated to going to all the school throughout the year. I can not relate to having school security.
Our SRO is part of the police force too
I graduated in 1999 and we never had an SRO or anything like that. The parents had to sign permission slips for the principal/vice principal to displine you, detention, suspension or paddling. Depending on what you did. Teachers could also punish the student if necessary.
KC hittin us with the Austin 3:16😂😂😂
What state was THAT??
I graduated in 08 we had 5 security guards and two SROs. We were in the whitest school in the richest area 😂
Here bright and early this Easter Sunday. When Bri lost it I lost it too. 37:17.
5th grader was getting his paper and couldn’t keep his mouth closed. Streets ain’t for him.
This was in the movie UP THE SNIPE HAHA
We had Snipe hunts at the summer camp that I went to (It was only for like kids that had June/July birthdays or were aging out of the camp). Basically they'd get everyone hyped up and excited and scared sh*tless about Skunk Apes and Razorbacks and the ghosts of campers past- but they'd ultimately just throw a big group birthday party for them and they got to watch movies in the main lodge (Which had AC, grumble grumble Florida Summers 🥵) and the next day we'd have "Snipe" for dinner (which was really chicken wings and drumsticks but of course kids believed it) and the counselors would tell this FANTASTIC story about the hunt etc. And the next morning they'd tell us at assembly- "Hey guys, Snipe aren't real but we all had a great laugh" (left out the part about the movie party).
Except 12 year old me happened to be an avid birdwatcher and knew that there actually is a species of Snipe (waterbird with a long beak) that lives in Florida and I completely ruined the whole thing by raising my hand and saying "Well, actually...that's a lie" 🤣
You are hilarious!!!!
28:50 gets me every time
Shut up!! You’re gonna be in Shreveport??? Yes!!!!
All the SRO's we had we're also county and or city police officers.
wait why tf are yall going to sheboygan 😭😭😭😭😭 is there a comedy scene there that im unaware of bc that’s so random
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Car rider drop off line- wait until your child is out of the car. It ain't no vape, there is a difference in the smell. Literally wake and bake but for real we all smell it, do better.
The night before vs fresh smell is real on the morning car line...
Highland are a large breed of cows