Is This Spider Poisonous? Fails Of The Week

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  • @benrichardson4385
    @benrichardson4385 Před rokem +1243

    Last guy was not impressed at all😂

    • @DayquanDamas
      @DayquanDamas Před rokem +110

      Right. He was over it. Didn't even ask are you ok? 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JoabeDutra
      @JoabeDutra Před rokem +154

      It felt like she did that on purpose to catch that guy's attention, but dude was just focusing on his things haha

    • @brianmurphy250
      @brianmurphy250 Před rokem +66

      Bonus question…who was filming it and why didn’t they help? Unless it was a set up…🧐
      The guy was like…”If you can’t candle this light weight, you shouldn’t be here. Go to yoga”

    • @uberempty
      @uberempty Před rokem +60

      More like. “This is the the fourth time today you have done this shit just to get my attention”
      But you know the moment he would face said hello the creep predator alarms would have been blaring.

    • @ccampbell7214
      @ccampbell7214 Před rokem +50

      🤠 yeah women and men are equal 👌🏻

  • @ugnotbug
    @ugnotbug Před rokem +789

    Love how unbothered that guy was 😂

    • @kennethalbert4653
      @kennethalbert4653 Před rokem +51

      Definitely pissed that his girl decided she needed to join in on his gym time !

    • @acem556
      @acem556 Před rokem +1

      How do you say I'm sick of your shit, without saying I'm sick of your shit.

    • @Bergerons_Review
      @Bergerons_Review Před rokem +3

      and she put the clamps on the end of the bar too.

  • @sarkzar
    @sarkzar Před rokem +362

    5:18 honestly huge props to the guy for not smacking the poor spider into the ceiling and still respecting his friend's pet even though it scared the shit outta him LOL

    • @FaceFish9
      @FaceFish9 Před rokem +26

      well to be fair, i would have most likely fling that shit so hard hopped out, and never stepped in a car with the person again.. fuck spiders

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Před rokem +29

      @@FaceFish9 What's fair about that? Stop being a little baby and grow up! Spiders are useful creatures.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Před rokem +11

      I was thinking the same. Don't hurt the spider! He didn't ask to be part of this joke! LOL

    • @FaceFish9
      @FaceFish9 Před rokem

      @@malloryg4251 yeah useful creatures, i still don't want them near me. if they weren't useful, i would be all for burning those fuckers all up, nope no thank you, i'll live my days in a place with no arachnids, disgusting creatures sorry to say.

    • @jefferystgeorge5147
      @jefferystgeorge5147 Před rokem

      The one my brother had years ago fell and the poor thing cracked like Humpty Dumpty. 😞

  • @jellyrollgrimes4544
    @jellyrollgrimes4544 Před rokem +100

    6:00 How fitting.. Batman hitting a scarecrow after being spooked

  • @_shadowsaiyan99_17
    @_shadowsaiyan99_17 Před rokem +85

    Dude at the end used .001% of his strength to re rack that bar lmao

  • @iamsecryt
    @iamsecryt Před rokem +148

    The last guy looked at her like "how tf did you end up in this scenario?" And then just pulled the bar off her like nothing😂🎩🔥🙏

  • @karlj1717
    @karlj1717 Před rokem +179

    The opening clip of the motocross rider that sacrificed himself to not hurt the other rider big respect!

    • @FirstFamilyCharger
      @FirstFamilyCharger Před rokem +8

      Yeah he definitely laid it over on purpose. Really great quick reaction.

    • @DezmoNile
      @DezmoNile Před rokem +6

      Thats a homie for life

    • @m-a-c-k
      @m-a-c-k Před rokem +2

      So glad you noticed that too. Great guy, great quick thinking

  • @nathanlucas2257
    @nathanlucas2257 Před rokem +410

    So which eyebrow is she TRYING to achieve? Neither one of those look right.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Před rokem +43

      My first thought exactly. But out of the two, the thinner one looked better but she was claiming it was the faulty one!

    • @MrStredders
      @MrStredders Před rokem +27

      Did she not do them in front of a mirror to start with? 🤔

    • @michajozwiak5557
      @michajozwiak5557 Před rokem +1

      Lol, man, I can't imagine 1) even getting these weird ass brows in the first place, and 2) caring about that shit. Geez, just go make a call, woman, and get some lady to fix that shit.

    • @genkigirl4859
      @genkigirl4859 Před rokem +5

      @@MrStredders sometimes you get distracted and forget…I do it with liner and eyeshadow sometimes lol

    • @MrYfrank14
      @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +33

      Agree.
      The one she was hiding looked a lot better than the clown make up one.

  • @nicholasbennett8006
    @nicholasbennett8006 Před rokem +23

    “I was just trying to boil water”
    Feels my man. Feels.

  • @revfry9018
    @revfry9018 Před rokem +178

    OMG! They did it. Got through an entire video without telling us no one was harmed.

    • @blubblub3786
      @blubblub3786 Před rokem +19

      That's because they couldn't! Everyone in those video was hunted down and shot

    • @fishyz1500
      @fishyz1500 Před rokem +4

      They couldnt hide the pain from us 🤣

    • @NorthStarBlue1
      @NorthStarBlue1 Před rokem +3

      @@blubblub3786 Nah, the tarantula ate them all. Or at least that's what all the 1970's horror movies I watched around Halloween would have us believe, anyway.

    • @Mr.Spock1701A
      @Mr.Spock1701A Před rokem +3

      I hope someone I'll see;
      " he was harmed, but anyway... was freaking funny 🤣 "

    • @MOB-Lee
      @MOB-Lee Před rokem +1

      CZcams gives out strikes to the channel if they don't

  • @myriaddunes2569
    @myriaddunes2569 Před rokem +14

    Love how the young girl with the bin said “Mother”

  • @paulk3829
    @paulk3829 Před rokem +91

    The dude in the last clip is a fucking legend

    • @quiztime269
      @quiztime269 Před rokem

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  • @partariothegoth
    @partariothegoth Před rokem +121

    I love how it took the guy a few seconds to be scared of the spider

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Před rokem +6

      I think he was trying to decide if it was real or not. Or perhaps he was in shock!

    • @awscsa_pro1772
      @awscsa_pro1772 Před rokem

      5:09

    • @cinemartin3530
      @cinemartin3530 Před rokem +1

      This guy obviously doesn't have the fastest reaction ))

  • @johnc6539
    @johnc6539 Před rokem +21

    LOL. He looked so annoyed he had to go help her rack the bar. LOL

    • @TheHuntermj
      @TheHuntermj Před rokem +10

      I'd be annoyed too lol, do you know how many women are taking jobs away from men and then asking for trolleys, mechanical aids and extra staffing?
      At the hospital near here it takes at least 2 women to push a bed, 5 to transfer a patient from one bed to another, a 60 yo unfit man can outperform most women. Not to mention all the management jobs that are being filled by women with minimal training that men would have gone to when they had finished doing physical work in their industry.

  • @pbelite7935
    @pbelite7935 Před rokem +60

    She barely had any weight on the bar and still couldn’t manage to get out.
    It was just like : step bro im stuck !😂

    • @JustIn-sr1xe
      @JustIn-sr1xe Před rokem +9

      And he was just like: "oh, ffs! Not this isht again!"

    • @crunchynuts793
      @crunchynuts793 Před rokem +4

      I've seen that one...but that plays out in a very different way 😁🤤

    • @carsonhunt4642
      @carsonhunt4642 Před rokem +2

      @@JustIn-sr1xe
      Exactly, don’t include women in your hobbies such as the gym! Just ruins your hobby.

    • @fuzz428
      @fuzz428 Před rokem +1

      Looked like 135 on there. That’s no joke.

    • @icedout2322
      @icedout2322 Před rokem

      @@fuzz428 135 nope 125 Max bar is 55 weights looked like 25s might have been 35s but I doubt it. and yes benching 135 ONE time is a joke even for a woman.

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 Před rokem +10

    First dude is a real one for not running that dude over

  • @Axial_Andrew
    @Axial_Andrew Před rokem +71

    That man clearly respected the spiders personal space...
    Then proceeded to get the *#$% out of the car...🤠

    • @ThatSoddingGamer
      @ThatSoddingGamer Před rokem +2

      He respected its personal space so much that he opened the door of the moving care and proceeded to GTFO as fast as he could.
      Very respectful guy indeed.

  • @andyd3447
    @andyd3447 Před rokem +9

    The baby saying stop was hilarious.🤣

    • @electricfil
      @electricfil Před rokem +6

      He had the "That's what you sound like dad" tone. Fokken hilarious.

  • @tiredman99
    @tiredman99 Před rokem +2

    3:43 lmao "Stop" kid thought he was hilarious

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    The last dude was a big help. He left right after his job was done. Not so sure if she was stuck. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @oo7moses
    @oo7moses Před rokem +8

    7:36 "Stepbrother, I'm stuck!"
    *"FFS, I just pulled you out of the dryer!!!"*

  • @EasyKill7
    @EasyKill7 Před rokem +11

    Watching Fail Army makes me wonder how we managed to survive childhood, much less our own existence.

  • @spacelemur7955
    @spacelemur7955 Před rokem +13

    With every video, I am ever more convinced that humans are not really evolved enough to handle vehicles.

  • @KlausAlleinzuhaus1
    @KlausAlleinzuhaus1 Před rokem +95

    5:33 I love how calm the father is... and that the kid smashes the Bike, drops the hammer and instantly starts crying ;-)

    • @blaznpookie
      @blaznpookie Před rokem +10

      How was that calm? He literally yelled (understandably)

    • @KlausAlleinzuhaus1
      @KlausAlleinzuhaus1 Před rokem +45

      @@blaznpookie on loud NO!... but no cursing, and no anger angainst the kid...

    • @TBGmario
      @TBGmario Před rokem +37

      I’d be pissed , stay tf out the garage kid

    • @Sea2TC
      @Sea2TC Před rokem +36

      Oh....I bet he'll hang onto the bike. And remind her every time she wants something as a teenager. Probably even ride it to her wedding. lol

    • @ARodriguez258
      @ARodriguez258 Před rokem +1

      I bet he feels like a big tough guy for making a toddler cry over a dime sized dent you can barely see.

  • @jaysee9t5
    @jaysee9t5 Před rokem +7

    Can we all please take a moment's silence in memory of the guy's nuts at 0:43 🙏

  • @vinalan6643
    @vinalan6643 Před rokem +73

    Am I evil for enjoying that kid crying after she hit that beautiful bike w a hammer?

    • @scc6454
      @scc6454 Před rokem +19

      I would have yelled more than "no" at the demon offspring.

    • @KellyWolfTrico
      @KellyWolfTrico Před rokem +7

      if you are evil idk, but i also enjoyed it

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 Před rokem +8

      @@scc6454 Um....please don't have kids!

    • @GRAHAMAUS
      @GRAHAMAUS Před rokem +3

      Yes, yes you are. Personally, I think she has great taste.

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Před rokem +2

      Paul Pelosi can sympathize with the bike. 🔨

  • @thatsfunny7729
    @thatsfunny7729 Před rokem +5

    @7:34 Yes, what a caring gentleman.

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +11

    Last one.
    I don't lift weights, but if one end is on the notch holding it up, can't you just move to that side and free yourself?

  • @LadyMaven
    @LadyMaven Před rokem +5

    EGG HINTS; Crack eggs on a flat surface. I usually put a paper towel underneath but never really need it. It's a just in case thing. Just don't crack it too hard.
    If you are boiling them, put in some baking soda. For one to 6 eggs, use from one teaspoon to one tablespoon, depending on how many you are boiling. This makes them easier to peel. I also crack them on their tops and bottoms for peeling. The shell comes off much more easily.

  • @herpderp1662
    @herpderp1662 Před rokem +1

    Last dude was like "equality" hows it going.

  • @herm712
    @herm712 Před rokem +10

    5:20 that is the exact reaction I'd have had whether I was in the passenger or driver seat.

  • @RedWhiteAndBlue4evr1
    @RedWhiteAndBlue4evr1 Před rokem +1

    That Go-Cart busted those nuts up!

  • @bbffunny
    @bbffunny Před rokem +1

    0:52 new playing bowling style 😂😂

  • @sunayocarissime5309
    @sunayocarissime5309 Před rokem +15

    7:04 I'll confess I didn't notice the eyebrow until later. Doesn't matter I still laughed my caboose off.🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustMe-vk4fn
    @JustMe-vk4fn Před rokem +2

    @ 0:24 There's a couple of people in that garage that don't know they're lucky to be alive after letting that cylinder fall like that.

  • @bellerophonchallen8861
    @bellerophonchallen8861 Před rokem +8

    that kid with the food bowl reminded me of my son who used to eat half his food then put the bowl on his head like a helmet every meal time. He's 26 now, maybe he still does it to impress his gf

    • @bookfaerie23
      @bookfaerie23 Před rokem +1

      Somewhere, I have a pic of my nephew wearing spaghetti, and spaghetti everywhere, except on his bib. That was spotless. How he managed that, IDK. He's 28 now, and no way could he replicate that!

  • @AFloridaSon
    @AFloridaSon Před rokem +60

    If I was in someone's car and someone brought out a big spider, I would get out and I would not get back in, I would literally call Uber. If I was driving, the spider would be out, with or without the owner.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ Před rokem +18

      "With". No one that brought a giant spider into my car would ever get in it again...

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Před rokem +7

      As someone who has a fear of spiders that size. I'm pulling over, telling my former friend to get the f*ck out my car and driving off.

    • @woahblackbetty7691
      @woahblackbetty7691 Před rokem +5

      Dude Tarantulas are the labradors of spiders lol

    • @phillwainewright4221
      @phillwainewright4221 Před rokem +3

      That spider was just a baby. So cute. I'd have cuddled it.

    • @casdragon_5939
      @casdragon_5939 Před rokem +1

      It's just a damn bug lol No idea how people can be scared of spiders XD

  • @MrYfrank14
    @MrYfrank14 Před rokem +8

    7:08- why is she covering the good eyebrow and letting everyone see the clown makeup eyebrow?

  • @isaaclaroy2809
    @isaaclaroy2809 Před rokem +180

    honestly watching these videos just makes me realize even more how I never want kids

    • @randyx3976
      @randyx3976 Před rokem +15

      Same

    • @Armando_Aranda
      @Armando_Aranda Před rokem +22

      Staying single for life and never wanting kids is the best feeling ever.

    • @TheViciousVendetta
      @TheViciousVendetta Před rokem +6

      100% same

    • @matze.
      @matze. Před rokem

      Dude adults are stupid aswell in this video not just the kids

    • @mszigetihu
      @mszigetihu Před rokem +12

      @@Armando_Aranda No, staying single while you are young and healthy can be okay, but as you get older it will be much worse.

  • @jessemiller8476
    @jessemiller8476 Před rokem +1

    That bridge being swept away made a terrifying noise

  • @Andievideos
    @Andievideos Před rokem +5

    Did she hide the good or the bad eybrow? 🤣

  • @spacebreadpatrick3831
    @spacebreadpatrick3831 Před rokem +15

    Hope everyone has a great weekend! ❤

  • @coastersaga
    @coastersaga Před 3 měsíci

    0:20
    I have had that happen to me so many times!
    In fact, it **cracks** me up just writing this lol

  • @derelict0156
    @derelict0156 Před rokem +3

    1:50 Light the carbecue.

  • @bigmattman2005
    @bigmattman2005 Před rokem

    4:35 "Iiiiiiiii'm saaaailng awaaaaaaay" - Cartman

  • @wunkus
    @wunkus Před rokem +3

    Funniest thing at 7:00 is that woman thinks anyone pays attention to her.

  • @glock18supercharger
    @glock18supercharger Před rokem +2

    4:54
    Puerto Rico huracane
    FIONNA

    • @Naa1223
      @Naa1223 Před rokem +1

      Yo lo vivi en vivo en mi casa tengo videos y vi eso por las redes

  • @Coastfog
    @Coastfog Před rokem +1

    1:29 Him: "you alright?"
    Her: *bouncing noises*

  • @electricminecrafter
    @electricminecrafter Před rokem +2

    4:20 biggest W ever

  • @domimburgia935
    @domimburgia935 Před rokem

    6:04 good job Batman

  • @gerjaffers7055
    @gerjaffers7055 Před rokem

    0:27 you spin my head right round baby. LOL

  • @comdam
    @comdam Před rokem +1

    4:36 them sounds are so cool!!

  • @DogMyCats
    @DogMyCats Před rokem +1

    "La la la, just innocently microwaving a mug of something and recording it for no reason...oh no! Something crazy is happening! What a coincidence I happened to be recording this!"

  • @Toast4tw
    @Toast4tw Před rokem +1

    Lmao last guy was like "Uhhh... again??"

  • @Itsallgoodtogo
    @Itsallgoodtogo Před rokem +8

    Last clip really puts the difference in perspective.

  • @Lugnut64052
    @Lugnut64052 Před rokem

    0:21 - Holy Sh!t, that argon bottle.

  • @kylehiatt3004
    @kylehiatt3004 Před rokem +1

    Lmao at the electric scooter in the half-pipe

  • @jaydeebow6431
    @jaydeebow6431 Před 3 měsíci

    7:36..Just Sally again with the bar on her. LOL just slowly picked it up didn't say a word.

  • @abbeyroadstudios4999
    @abbeyroadstudios4999 Před rokem +2

    1:33. MOTHER !!! 😅

  • @saulovyny
    @saulovyny Před rokem +4

    4:01 i would love to help that lady

  • @soulnyxas3838
    @soulnyxas3838 Před rokem +5

    Last dude took a second to notice the camera and said, “not you tryna ego lift during my workout” xD

  • @raynaegdorf7869
    @raynaegdorf7869 Před rokem +1

    I mean... Batman and the scarecrow do have an actual rivalry.

  • @pettifoggingpharisee
    @pettifoggingpharisee Před rokem

    6:04 "I'm Batman!"

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike Před rokem +5

    4:38 wow if that guy could have yelled a few more times it might have saved the bridge... 😑

    • @BlueFalcon235
      @BlueFalcon235 Před rokem +1

      Who ever put in that yellow and black warning sign did a damn good job. Thing didn't even bend when the guard rail got drug around it.

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 Před rokem +15

    I would be a lot more concerned if the spider was venomous or not rather than if it’s poisonous. Like I’m not going to be eating it lol

    • @Canetoady
      @Canetoady Před rokem +3

      Underrated comment

    • @Schreuganoot
      @Schreuganoot Před 3 měsíci

      its that insatiable lunchtime urge, man

  • @datphamtien1970
    @datphamtien1970 Před rokem +2

    7:19 howtobasic after he film a video

  • @REYFERNZ
    @REYFERNZ Před rokem +1

    3:21 lmao

  • @cfcthegreatesttherecanbe7863

    Last guy looked as though that was such an inconvenience to him.

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před rokem +2

      ‘Super-easy, barely an inconvenience’

  • @DanielMores
    @DanielMores Před rokem +4

    I just love the "STAAAHPPP" Baby 😀

  • @YourAverageZapdosBootleg

    0:55 Just a quick tip...
    CERAMICS AREN'T MICROWAVEABLE-

  • @zahirjunejo7490
    @zahirjunejo7490 Před rokem

    @6:40 when she says: its ok...let it out...i can take it.

  • @ibelieveinjesus358
    @ibelieveinjesus358 Před rokem

    The Bridge will not stop by yelling louder.

  • @feraltrafficcone4483
    @feraltrafficcone4483 Před rokem

    5:36
    What an amazing Durex/Trojan condom ad you got there!

  • @johnevans1613
    @johnevans1613 Před rokem +2

    There are no poisonous spiders, although they don't taste very good. There are, however, venomous spiders, namely all spiders.

  • @honestazzhole3429
    @honestazzhole3429 Před rokem +6

    That mom picking up a bag full of cat litter I’m assuming made a pretty funny sound lol

  • @lowkeysoundsystem6174
    @lowkeysoundsystem6174 Před rokem +1

    Safe to assume everyone was harmed? 🤔🤪

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    The river straight took the bridge. Its gone. Was fun to watch. Great video

  • @beepbop6697
    @beepbop6697 Před rokem

    5:34 I love it! Taking a hammer to daddy's Harley. 🤣

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 Před rokem

    1:06 that kid would be eating those words less than 2 seconds later! 😂

  • @TheCakbuck
    @TheCakbuck Před rokem

    3:09 they see me rollin

    • @quiztime269
      @quiztime269 Před rokem

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  • @TajRahal
    @TajRahal Před rokem

    The little boy dressed as batman knew that scarecrow was one of his enemies and wasn’t having it.

  • @shehanp66
    @shehanp66 Před rokem +8

    7:40 dude was fucking amazing, he was like wth is she doing and he lift it up like it was nothing

    • @cesaru3619
      @cesaru3619 Před rokem

      He was an asshole and had too many roids in his butt.

  • @bbsaid218
    @bbsaid218 Před rokem +4

    Yeah, nah, I’m fine..it’s just my spine..and some organs.

  • @bluedemo3805
    @bluedemo3805 Před rokem +2

    5:00 the bridge disconnected

  • @rahulmaron
    @rahulmaron Před rokem +1

    6:42 LMAO. Look at her face.

  • @Ukode
    @Ukode Před rokem

    you forgot the words
    "No one was Harm"😂

  • @yamyamozi99
    @yamyamozi99 Před rokem +3

    3:42 that is the hardest part in parenting: Not to lough when they are mocking you in a funny way, while you try to dicipline them xD

  • @danielpei9859
    @danielpei9859 Před rokem

    my man chose jumping out the car over staying inside the car with a big as spider in it

  • @Yukinoomoni
    @Yukinoomoni Před rokem +3

    "Mother!?"

  • @therealswarvey
    @therealswarvey Před rokem

    3:11 "this one time, at fat camp"

  • @facelessdorito
    @facelessdorito Před rokem +1

    0:21 remember to always have a screw on lid on compressed air tanks. You should only have them off if they are Secure.

  • @haroldmcbroom7807
    @haroldmcbroom7807 Před rokem

    My favorite one was the adorable spidey :)

  • @walfriedeelstak2371
    @walfriedeelstak2371 Před 24 dny

    The eyebrows hilarious!

  • @101taker7
    @101taker7 Před rokem

    5:18 I now your feeling I ain't coming back in that car calling a Uber instead.

  • @elbigotesdelatienda
    @elbigotesdelatienda Před rokem +1

    3:12 She won. Physics... XD

  • @softcherrycat1234
    @softcherrycat1234 Před rokem +1

    5:21 LOL!!!!! 😂

  • @robhufton3339
    @robhufton3339 Před rokem +12

    Kid wacking the Harley with a hammer deserves a treat.😂

  • @mattguidry980
    @mattguidry980 Před rokem

    thats my car on fire at 1:50 lol

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil Před rokem

    A question requires a question mark.

  • @Escanorvalolive
    @Escanorvalolive Před rokem

    Last Guy totally CHAD