WW2 according to HOI4 players:
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- čas přidán 16. 08. 2023
- This video is a parody of the popular WW2 strategy-game “Hearts of Iron IV”. It serves comedic purposes and is not supposed to be offensive.
#hoi4 #ww2 #history #mapping #alternatehistory #memes #meme #parody #sarcasm #irony #comedy - Hry
the little details like poland invading prussia as a normal player would, the oversized gibraltar, the giant unrealistic soviet encirclements, that one french state next to the alps that always goes free, and more make this a masterpiece
Don't forget the tank breakthroughs
the soviets actually did loose hundrets of thousends of men in the first month of the war
And last but not least peace deal grants Germany elsace as a consolation prize from France. (
Who invades france through the maginot fort line clearly benelux is the only option
@@SuperGorli And god forbid the Sudetenland is owned by Czechoslovakia. Always owned by someone unexpected.
The peace deal is too accurate 💀
It’s disgusting
fr 💀
Except the usual Occitania liberation
Nah it ain't clusterfuck enough
The most accurate thing in this video
0:23 Italy captures 23 square feet of land
Game: Italy has contributed 49% of the war effort.
war effort used to be based on casulteies taht is why
@@jotoks8175 Yeah ik, but it shouldn't be lol.
@@joshuadabrowski0033 yeh, pretty sure its better now tho
It’s not just casualties tho it’s so much. Land taken, ships sunk, lend leases, aircraft shot down and so much more. If you don’t get a lot of war score it’s your fault. You didn’t do a good job macro. You probably only focused on army and accepted lend lease.
I remember that brief time you could get all the war score as Venezuela or Romania because you just lend lease all your oil to the other axis powers and do nothing else.
You forgot the AI randomly liberating occitania in the peace conference
Should have put yugoslav occitania 💀
@@zempovaustrian occtania
@@zempovSoviet Occitania.
Dominion of occitania
South african occitania
Sir, what should we do with the germans?
Make 2 democratic versions of germany, and let the facist one stay in polish regions.
And give the polish one iraq and syria
That's full German region it was later given to poland to repay what Germany did
@@kumarikajalkiran5025Poland actually got it in exchange for the parts of Ukraine and Belarus they took in the 20s, which the USSR wanted back.
@@kumarikajalkiran5025It's funny how this land never even was German, huh ?
cope @@Darwidx
you forgot to put Naval invasion sounds playing each 70 seconds
The Italians taking two tiles is just incredibly accurate
In my games, it's the opposite, Italy takes the southern half of France and then Vichy cucks them out of it
When I play they just loose land.
Italy took 50% of the ussr in my game ngl
Bro is a legend, he managed to encircle the maginot line
like germany irl
Fr
Damn, that's a really good one! I mean, it not only looks good visually, but also conveys the shitty sides of the game mechanics very well (especially the after-war borders shown here are way too realistic to be just a joke). It would only be better if the video showed the Italian naval invasion into Norway or the Allied landing in Albania right in the middle of the ongoing mess without further strategic development.
Try the Hungarian naval invasion of German Norway. Happened to me still baffles me to this day
@DumbIShallBe Hungary stronk 💪🏼
Flashbacks of Romanian marines randomly dropping in Labrador, snaking all the way down to Washington DC and ratting it out for 8 months before USA produces even a single division. Of course, they lose their entire manpower pool in North America and fittingly get naval invaded through Bulgaria.
i love the rare occasions were nazi germany somehow survives its defeat, then manages to get other powerful nations into the still existing axis and makes a steiner inspired counter attack eventually leading to the endsieg
Saw a video where Germany kept existing... in Mongolia.
I never understood why sometimes the ai goes crazy and is able to survive for so long and other times shits the bed immediately after Barbarossa.
The borders at the end look exactly how they would in the game fr
I can tell you play the game without dlc lol
Thanks for the accurate naval invasion sound. Winston Churchill personally ordered it to be so loud so that he could hear it from his house.
You forgot the 36 failed naval invasions that britain tries
In albania
The soviet player was absolutely awful, but I appreciate the detail of encircling the swampland.
this is about single player tho
@@zempov oh, then fair, Soviet AI is absolutely abysmal.
@@ZephanyZephZephSo at least one thing is historically accurate
@gratefulguy4130 so awful they forgot they lost in 1941 and wound up taking Berlin instead
Adolf watching the new German colonies in the middle east: *Absolute victory*
You forgot to add the second France where Vichy used to be after the peace deal
You forgot 2 frances and/or occitania in the peacedeal
who the fuck pushes through the Maginot line?
this is the joke about this video
fortress buster
me
I do
One must imagine Sissyphus happy...
0/10, the peace conference isn't chaotic enough. You missed the uk taking one province in the middle of germany, yugoslavia having bavaria, and latvia being somehow released as a neutral
Lithuania in Memel, Occitania liberated, u know all of that stuff
This is way too accurate
edit: THANK YOU FOR 900 LIKES!!!!!!
Especially Germany annexing all of Poland cause the soviets don’t declare war on time just to give it to the soviets
Not accurate at all but a possible scenario nonethless.
This is how the average hoi4 playthrough with germany looks like probably
@@zempov its not, but as u said a possible scenario, just not the average
@@Idoexist._.Stop crying..this is the average... there are way more noobs in HOI4 than there is pros...stop whining
1:40 that failed pocket thingy and the massive fucking offensive after that with pure anger was incredibly well portrayed
Average player: "I can do this without those balkan guys!"
The 30% attrition:
I love that you included the Gibraltar that is expanded by 70 times its size into Spain, good job
Unrealistic, the Germans took Crimea instead of not noticing it until 1945.
fax bro
Hitler in Syria: Well atleast we still exist
i love u coffee succubus
And in prussia
Wait, your still alive?
The bordergore at the end got me good
0:58 the naval encirclement 💀
Spudgun reference
Only the peace deal is accurate in this vido
thank you for watching this till the end xD
Such a hilariously accurate encapsulation of how the average AI HOI4 game goes, lol. Naval invasion spam, failed sealion, Low Countries or Denmark getting Germany overrun by the Allies, Soviet AI being terrible, German AI insisting on capitulating Russia even when its losing the rest of Europe, wack peace deal, all good stuff 🤣
As someone who has played HOI4 long enough to get the references, and studied the whole XX century in its littlest details, I didn’t know if to cry or to laugh during the entire duration of the video.
They forgot Bulgaria is a major
The Netherlands joining and Germany just absoluetly collapsing is also very accurate
That peace deal is just so accurate...
Ridiculously accurate naval invasion sound
"Mein fuhrer, what are we gonna do"
"Hold up imma rehost"
2:04, Bro this fucking jumpscared me💀💀💀
France got back Alsace Lorraine only to lose it again in their own peace deal😭
welcome to hoi4
@@zempov don’t you just love playing as Germany when the allies make the 54th naval invasion into Holstein
On my first playthrough, I speedruned getting into the Axis becoming the second Axis member in like 1937 (then Italy, Hungary, my puppet Polish Lithuania, legionnare Bulgaria and Fascist Romania), making a puppet Lithuania but forgetting to annex it completely, somehow Japan creating its own faction, gettin to a World War with the Allies in about 1938 over czechoslovakia, getting the USA involved, fighting with the damn Baltic Alliance or something (Finland Sweden Denmark and Lithuania), fighting the Comintern on the soviet front in 1940 (they attacked me) and losing the African Front alongside Italy completely.
Truly a HOI4 experience.
In my first game as the Reich, I fought with Luxembourg for several years, after which I attacked Poland, justifying the purpose of the war, started a war with the Allies and eventually turned into a French occupation zone.
@@mirasmirn8731 I see our skill surpases even the greatest leaders in history, like Joun the Dunce
this was honestly amazingly accurate u got a sub from this!
Thank you m8
You forgot the Allies sending 90% of their army to Greece😊
the peace conference is so accurate
Bold of you to assume that I remember to do the second Vienna award
A good thing the algorithm made me stumb on your channel. It's a pleasant discovery I didn't expect. I can't believe you only have 600 subscribers.
Keep up the good work and your dedication will pay!
when reading comments like these i feel sorry for not having uploaded for a month - but thank you really
Yes, the middle eastern German Reich after the Peace Deal is too accurate
Bro this literally every single hoi4 vanilla game. Good vid bro XD
Me desperately trying to get even a shred of historical accuracy (Impossible)
It is the shame that game is out for more than 7 years and we still don't have peace deal DLC
You forgot to add that Athens is no longer conquerable, thanks to the ingenious supply system.
What the hell did I just watch
The Benelux do be the underrated GOAT tho
You forgot italy losing to france as soon as it joins the war
WW2 according to Civ 4
- Germany and Russia split Poland, which takes 3 months to fall
- Stalemate until Germany declares war on Norway and only takes Denmark
- Germany invades Low Countries, who swap back and forth between German and French occupation
- Canada takes Kiel for some reason
- Italy takes Luxembourg for some reason
- Finland takes Leningrad
- Germany declares war on USSR, instant regret
- US joins the war with jet fighters and Abrams tanks, quickly conquers German Rhineland
- US and Russia scramble to get the last German cities
- annoyingly long campaign to take Italy because no one has transports in place to go to Sicily or Sardinia
0:30 I actually tried this with France and it worked lol
You'd expect the devs fixed at least the only big relevant peace deal in the game after over 8 years of development - NOPE
I actually learned more about the two world wars just by playing HOI4.
800 hours & still don't know how does the navy work💀
you're forgetting glitching the strait with CAS and fighter planes, paratrooping into England right after conquering france and making the USSR fall in less than 1 year
This is so good but you forgot the Germany player invading Denmark but never bothering to get Norway, and the British naval invasion of Schleswig-Holstein lmao
You forgot the British Naval Invasion of Hannover
although rarely people use Napoleon's technique (very difficult to push because of logistics)
But the peace confederation is 99% accurate
the moment of silence for the peace deal though
Germany has declared war on Polish Poland!
Polish Poland has called The Democratic Republic of Egypt as our enemy in the Indonesian-Mexican War!
Austria-Hungary-Austria has joined the Little Entente
Bonapartist France has joined the Sixth Internationale
Mongolia has declared war on The Republic of Manchuria
The Republic of Manchuria has called Japanese Raj as our enemy in the Canadian-Romanian War!
Soviet Union has called Vaspid Estonia-Belarus SSR as our enemy in the Algerian Civil War!
1:45
A good hou4 commander know that he shouldn't overextend and do an encirclement
1:18 This is inaccurate: Greece should have joined Chinese United Front or Comintern, not Allies.
ahahahahahaha
You got the invasion of Greece wrong, the Italians actually death stack at Athens and have absolutely no supply but keep pushing anyways, leading to 2 million casualties and Greece not surrendering the entire war.
Also dont forget Romania stretching all the way to Stalingrad
Naval invasion sounds should have been louder and should have gone off like 50 more times
i confirm. I was a conference and my friend was random naval inasion time. Trust me bro iknow ww2
Germany: occupies 1 city of France
France: got caputilated.
The peace conference is the most hoi4 moment in video
Bro how do u make such good mapping videos
0:43 "Soldiers, sailors, and airmen, of the Allied Expeditionary Force!"
you fogot when greece holds in that one forest tile for the entire war and the entire north african front collapses due to tripolli geting invaded
You forgot about the ai partitioning a country into 3 (they are all the exact same)
I thought musalini was going to say there's nothing we can do 💀
My God. This is the game I had about a day ago
Italy's first offensive had me dying
Now this, this is gold
You missed the part where albania gets naval invaded by the british and when it falls italy says declare war on greece and the part where libya falls instantly and the italian alps fall by 1940 bringing italy down with it and the part where the usa naval invades hamburg with 700^92nd power of divisions
They say it's WWII but the peace treaties are pure WWI.
Haha! Been playing hoi4 since 2018, nice memories.
The historical focus in hoi4 becomes more of a non-historical focus closer to 43 💀
The peace deal just gave me nightmares.
This, paired with the comments, made me laugh more than i am supposed to.
Balkan republic in Italy. Also owns Corsica.
There is a lesson to be learned here: This is why you MUST take the Benelux otherwise you get an easy Allies comeback.
Britain in hoi4:wait... what if we just start winning?
*BRITISH ITALY AND ANNEXED GERMANY*
you forgot greece holding out forever
You forgot about the bugging crimea Front and then the Soviets sweep in and encircle and entire amry
The peace conference got me hard💀
I was hoping for glorious Occitania but still great ^-^
I fully agree
I remember that once I invaded France through Belgium and surrounded the Maginô Line, which already had French, British and Indian troops, France surrendered shortly after the fall of Paris, but the troops on the Maginô line lasted for 2 years, even though I tried to attack them and in greater numbers.
german didnt pass trought line machinot but in the forest of ardenne near luxembourg
Forgot the part where Greece holds Athens till 1943 due to garbage supply for axis
i want the alternate version of this,it's too good.
He forgot berlin being taken by australia because you were too busy trying to capitulate russia
What did you use for the map?
Blud forgot around Maginot
idk if im just bad but it would be even more realistic for the allies to hold athens forever beacuse of supply
Germany player didn't do his collabs, naughty naughty.
Did video get demonetized?
i like how the uk casually took french territory in the peace conference
IT DESERVES MORE VIEWS