I conquered the world and lost my mind... (Don't try)
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- čas přidán 24. 12. 2023
- 42 hours..... for 50$
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#strategy #hoi4 #luxembourg #worldconquest
I felt physical pain when you never used battle plans on belgium. Planning bonus is super important.
I forgot
@@kristibbs-lg9gy bro forgor ☠
clearly not, he won
@@sejozwak he would have won much faster w/planning imo. You know more about cores than actually playing the game anyway :trollface:
@@leontes young man...
I live for low budget ISP and his inability to use the vanilla peace conference system
That sucks so i wont use it ever =))
"I wanna watch ISP" - "No we have ISP at home!" - ISP at home:
But the peace conference system is ass wym bro 😢
In my opinion they should add a mechanic that if a nation gets nuked it can choose to surrender. Like the Japanese event
well it adds to capitulation progress and by that point of the war japan would have been far into capitulation.
Well, think about it this way. Nuking Japan can cause them to surrender, even if you own 0 core states of Japan. Your logic doesn't work for HOI.
@@FishwicksREAL I would make an argument based on realism, but then again, this is HOI4 were talking about here
Another cool mechanic would be to be able to decommission a taken navy of like France or UK. Every type but heavy + option or something? It would either buff your own dockyard output like the deconstruct Czech forts etc, or add a production bonus like selling stuff on the market, stripped for parts so to speak. I think navy is super cool, but the AI does not know how to make a good ship, let alone build anything other than ‘36 or prior.
There's a meme where a guy goes to heaven and god says "You have to justify and apologize to killing every person you've killed in a video game."
Good luck with that!
I knew you were a real Romanian when you stole my heart
Luxembourg, mouring the 8 million deaths
Meanwhile, in Moscow: Sir! We've take 100 million casualties!
Stalin: *Gunshot* 100 million and 1 now
Throught this video I felt a sense of sufocation, as if the memories of that one time I pushed through the USA with millions of chinese soldier from my puppet came rushing in, a feeling of anxiety and dread, of tiredness and quiet anger, but this is on another level of pain... god,
I went to hell and back to help you wit that thumbnail
Fake news
Nice pfp 💀
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 I am you but better
@@DDLCMC Nuh uh (u not femboy so no)
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 Nah jit trippin
I was planing to do this one day while staying democartic.
Thanks for the guide to mostly copy off
I strongly advise against doing this.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy na you know what they say.
Cant the internet clout without loseing a few hundared brain cells.
Your pain has not gone to waste comrade
20:09 I feel so patriotic when I saw that. Thank you Chris, for this… Beautiful image
U😮😊
That's a lot of damage! - Ireland. After being nuked by 1k bombs
such a sneaky leaky peaky. but good time spent. long live kristibbs cos u gonna need it after this
If you go down the fascist part of the generic tree then flip communist, you can get the recruitable pop modifiers and the weekly manpower. Its p useful :)
POV: historical Is turned off
20:20 BRUH THIS WAS HILARIOUS
this was such a feaver dream to watch :D I can't imagine going through this myself, thank you for doing it for us :D
I see Kristibbs u reaching high level in suffering in hoi4
This didn't just look painful
It looked like Torture
Congrats on having a good computer. I would do this if it didn’t take 23 minutes for HoI4 to load the title screen. Also I keep forgetting HoI4 is this cursed
Don't really have a good computer. It would not have taken me 35 hours if i had.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy If you don’t have a good computer, I have a shit computer 😎
Well yes.@@clipPRmusic
I think bro was addicted to say ''Fucking'' in this challenge :DD
When you're stuck late game. Do modern tanks and unlimited CAS, that usually does the job.
I had 24 divisions of 42 with tanks but they where not much of a help. The mechanized infantry was waaay more useful for me. Also CAS was not really an option because the enemies had around 150k airplanes combined and i started the war with 15k and could not really keep them alive.
37:25 = british eye candy i went into overdrive
No way ISP do the alf landon playthrough with the rat
I felt similar when i did a world conquest with dio's empire in crossover worlds mod (it took like 5-6 hrs). Not as much but it was enough for me to quit the mod
I might do it again
smh i can't even invade a goofy small country because i suck idk when i try to attack i always lose the battle i even use battle plan bonus
Finally he has become a true hoi4 yter
How the f*** I skipped to the end to just take a peek at how far he got how the hell did you do this
17:12 I believe its because you have like 2 capital ships while they have like 40
Might be.
I think that the reason why you haven't boomed with popularity is because you swear a lot and CZcams hates swearing so they're probably slowing your channel's growth. Great video! Keep making more like them!
I did grow quite a lot tho. And fuck CZcams they can suck me.
I skipped 5 darn minutes and I already see the most cursed non historical ever
Well next time watch the entire thing!
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I did almost and gotta say, Im not attempting that 😭
Now monarchist norway world domination .
*13:13** Belgium still exist in CONGO.*
😔
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Based History.
I'm sorry for you, that's a lot of pain
I dare you to "play hoi4 until 2024 ingame year" challenge
No thank You!
Isp is already low budget isorrowproductions 😭😭😭
Low budget isp approved, based man, i subscrive
I can confirm. Americans have two moods: "Leave me the fuck alone," and "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!"
Unfortunately for us and the world, we've been stuck on the latter since 1941.
we need a counter to see how many times you said fucking, lmao
Every 3 words
"ive never been more excited to touch tips with an italian"
This is pure pain
cant wait for bro to glow up
I wanted to be mildy entertained through your suffering in creating the Luxemburg Empire not touching tips with Italy 😭
"i am playing in ironman mode in historical" "german civil war"
Truly
Great run
No not great run =(
Hi merry xmas! Can you not build 100 drop plans and make 4000 manpower a day with the bug?
Merry Christmas an what are You even talking about?
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I will now explain in detail. You can make a full wing of transport planes. Split the squad into two, then merge. With this, you can generate 4000 manpower. As Luxemburg I tought you will do so.
Hardcore Luxemburg world conquest. 🌍
The only exploit i used was the port thing where encircle a port and troops keep coming there. And i had player led conferences on. Because peace deals in hoi4 are broken and most of the time in big wars there is not enough points to take all the enemy territory. And also it happened to me that with 25% war score i ended up with only 4% of territory so i tried to avoid that too.
They should add a decision for Luxemburg that when you control the world you can core it
Thanks for not buying steel from france, i got subbed only because of that.
New sub🤯
Luxembourg has a dream!
looks like fun
Honestly one of the funniest hoi4 youtubers out there. Just a shame your following is small, keep it up tho🫡
hwy is achivemenoment button greyed out??
Cuz i had player led conferences on.
Why didn’t I think of this ,🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️
i can hear your rage
Id love to see someone do cuba
sea of irradiated cobalt
The Argentina thing, lmao.
use more like tech extended to make this a little easier
Looks painful, I should try this
DONT
@@kristibbs-lg9gy my 9 yr old computer (that’s broken) wouldn’t handle it anyway 😂 plus I’m fairly new to HOI4 (although I’ve watched Hoi vids for years)
I’m from Luxembourg and I can approve that Luxembourg got rich because of the mines
Morocco non- aligned
battle planning into usa in 1947 is fucking wild
Form Austria-Hungary as Croatia (released by Italy)
Still waiting for the heat death of the universe
that thumbnail is fucking legendary
´annex all´ 🗿🗿
ayo the 99 problems reference at 32:00
I skipped to the end and saw this dude invading mongolia as benelux
You should te have skipped.
Je n'aime pas me faire posséder par des luxembourgeois !
Good. Now release everyone as free nations and do it again.
how long would a history lesson be in the world you created
Very long =))
37:20 lets make thte stones disapear :D
actually you can flip with a civil war IF you are a 1 tile state like Luxemburg :}
How
It's just how the game works try doing the civil war as Luxembourg it should just automatically flip You
You cant click the button to ignite the civil war. It requires you to have more then 1 state.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy must of patched it :(
Klosterdach
What?
6:21 omul meu a scos acentul de roman 😅
nice video bro
Thanks!
Merry christmas y'all
Have you played last stand bro?
I don't know what that is.
@kristibbs-lg9gy it's a very good mod
I like how bro just acted like nothing happened when Ethiopia declared war on Palestine
I honestly did not notice i see a lot of people talking about it =))
25:40 Portugal wanted to join your faction bro!!!
I did not want them.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy You could've used they're air bases and then invaded them after the war, but just saying.
@@bulgar_balkan What was i gonna do with Iberian air bases when fighting in Germany?
@@kristibbs-lg9gy you've got a point.
@@bulgar_balkan =)))
No lag in late 1950s? What kind of computer do you have? My game is lagging in 1936 with the worst graphic settings possible and blurry map
It does lag a lot i dont have a good PC =))
@@kristibbs-lg9gy That lag isnt visible in the video, or I am just used for it to be always so laggy, but a good video, wasnt expecting such good content from a small creator
1st game was very "historical"
Thanks for the shoutout.
gg
Your funny will sub
Why is historical usually far more borked than non historical
WC as kuwait :)
Did you turn off historical AI?
Ofc
Thank you good sir. Now to think of my next request....
😥
A recommendation since you have the power here, what about world conquest in MLP? Pick a nation, easy or hard, basic tree or unique, or even semi-unique?
Another, more reasonable for the eyes and viewer count one would be one of the many ottoman empires if you wanna make him be excited but not have fun
Division template?
Man I don't remember its been a long time. Probably 27 widths 7 infantry 4 artillery and 1 aa.
ww2 but it is ww1 with modner wapeons
always love a slavic accent :)
Bhutan world conquest when?
When i will be healed from this one...
*37:26** Jesus Christ X'D İreland totaly gone.*
Why does luxembourg look like a low poly render of ethiopia
I don't think it does wtf =))
you completed it by the time MLK jr was assassinated 😭
You from slavic countrie?
Almost.
i felt a pain in my heart when u didnt use either flame tanks or space marines
To this day i don't know what a space marine is. And i considered using flame tanks but they got nerfed a lot.
@@kristibbs-lg9gy what id do is keep the division design on the first gameplay and then add an antiair tank so u can cut producing anti air as the tank will act like an anti air, its cheap puts armour and piercing
50$ is 50$
Luxembourg world conquest is what i needed in my life i can die now
Please dont die
@@kristibbs-lg9gy ok