Argentine Falklands Cartoon - English Sub

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  • čas přidán 20. 02. 2014
  • Edit 1/2021: I have added amended subtitles via youtube which correct the most egregious errors and gags. Please enable them if you want to see what is actually being said.
    Edit 2/2018: • La Asombrosa Excursión... is a more faithful English translation of this cartoon. Watch mine for hilarious Argie memes, then watch the other one to compare.
    Actual cartoon shown on public television in Argentina, which I have subtitled for the purpose of educating gringos on the justice of the Argentine cause. Translation not necessarily 100% accurate, but has been made in a good-faith attempt** to convey the spirit of all dialog and lyrics
    **attempt not necessarily 100% in good faith (accurate lyrics to the final song may be found at • Video )
    Disclaimer: Seriously, this is a work of satire, and you should be able to tell where I have taken liberties with the source material (it is a children's cartoon, of course they aren't actually saying "fuck"). However, I maintain that the translations are no more inaccurate than the cartoon's own narrative of the Falklands conflict.
    Not shown in this video are the prologue and epilogue, in which Samba takes the time-travelling jet from and to a museum in the present day. In the epilogue he meets the Argentine Soldier again, now a veteran employed at the museum, who assures him that Argentina will not attempt to use force to reclaim the islands again. I had to cut these for time.
    Samba et al are the property of El Perro En La Luna.

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  • @DeathToTyrants24
    @DeathToTyrants24 Před 4 lety +3534

    This looks like something you would see in GTA5.

  • @bulgariagaming2408
    @bulgariagaming2408 Před 4 lety +2533

    Let's be honest. Nobody searched this. It searched for us

    • @Kaiser_Waffel_XI
      @Kaiser_Waffel_XI Před 4 lety +11

      @Realtrach Zegoda imagine being communist

    • @Hafer_
      @Hafer_ Před 4 lety +8

      Saw this a couple years ago and laughed at salty argies. It never gets old.

    • @redbanner2523
      @redbanner2523 Před 4 lety

      @@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine being trump is yankee

    • @Kaiser_Waffel_XI
      @Kaiser_Waffel_XI Před 4 lety

      @@redbanner2523 what?

    • @redbanner2523
      @redbanner2523 Před 4 lety

      @@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine loosing to couple farmer

  • @elchudcampeador5642
    @elchudcampeador5642 Před rokem +86

    Am I the only one who found it funny how the gurkha soldier, who are 5 foot 3 tall on average, is represented as an hulking 7 foot tall giant?

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Exactly, for a propaganda cartoon against the british, they are making them look good

    • @MrJonezy541
      @MrJonezy541 Před 8 měsíci +5

      I know, the tallest Gurkha I ever met was like 5'9 lmao.

  • @rubblosky6837
    @rubblosky6837 Před 3 lety +675

    The song at end:
    [Basically we lost the war, but we are not gonna forget our soldiers and the islands]
    Translator: K I L L T H E M C H I L D S

    • @muhammadrahman9741
      @muhammadrahman9741 Před 2 lety +3

      When? Time stamp

    • @rubblosky6837
      @rubblosky6837 Před 2 lety +10

      @@muhammadrahman9741 12:55
      The name of the song is: Himno a las malvinas
      Here, take the link: czcams.com/video/ZTp0atz4UUw/video.html

    • @muhammadrahman9741
      @muhammadrahman9741 Před 2 lety +5

      @@rubblosky6837 Thanks Mate

    • @roberteugene7295
      @roberteugene7295 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rubblosky6837
      Actually, it's called "Marcha de Las Malvinas," (March of the Falklands). It's usually done to military style music.

    • @rubblosky6837
      @rubblosky6837 Před 2 lety +1

      @@roberteugene7295 Its more like a anthem to me, if you wanna some really military shit, search for "Avenida las camelias" I find it like some imperialist shit

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel Před 6 lety +12137

    First day of training in the British armed forces is learning to laugh with diabolical malice.

    • @user-vz4kz7ro7q
      @user-vz4kz7ro7q Před 6 lety +805

      poppedweasel As Churchill hinself once said, there is no better way to crush your enemy's moral, than by laughing with as much malice as possibly possible.

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel Před 6 lety +400

      Good quote. We are fortunate to be so well armed.

    • @christiantruscelli9835
      @christiantruscelli9835 Před 6 lety +60

      Jajaja estuvo bueno

    • @ravagesoyjoy
      @ravagesoyjoy Před 6 lety +101

      For us, (u.s. Marines of the old guard) we shout "curb stomp babies!"
      ;)

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 Před 6 lety +27

      +Ravage Gonza I can imagine the confusion if you actually would hear that.

  • @midgetman4206
    @midgetman4206 Před 5 lety +2621

    Argentina: fight me
    United kingdom: *SAS wants to know your location*

    • @Talshere88
      @Talshere88 Před 5 lety +25

      Interestingly the SAS to my understanding never actually deployed in the Falklands.
      If my older ex-forces colleagues are to be believed, the SAS all mobilised. The plan was insertion into Argentina, attack the major airbases, do as much damage as possible to crippled operations and moral, then extract by land through Chile.
      But despite several launch dates and a lot of prep they never actually deployed.

    • @sturmgewehr449
      @sturmgewehr449 Před 5 lety +23

      @@Talshere88 i did read about a recon team that was on the island weeks prior to the main forces. maybe look that one up. they were spotting enemy movements and were revealed by the bbc who reported that they have men on the island, so they had to leave.

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 Před 5 lety +8

      Talshere nope they were look up the raid on pebble island

    • @dickpound2485
      @dickpound2485 Před 5 lety +12

      @@Talshere88 The SAS played a vital reconisense role in the war.

    • @robholloway6829
      @robholloway6829 Před 5 lety +11

      Laughs in Gurkha

  • @miguelangelluna4712
    @miguelangelluna4712 Před 2 lety +100

    I understand that, according to the accounts of our troops, they were treated with respect by the British even in defeat. It was us, the Argentines who did not treat them like the heroes they were, for having the courage to face a powerful adversary. Therefore my respects to the British soldiers, the same that they gave to my brother soldiers.

    • @sharpflame0593
      @sharpflame0593 Před 2 lety +4

      Más bien eso se sintio como mandar un escuadron suicida a tratar de ganar un territorio que simplemente no valia la pena.
      Psdtt: y si los respeto un poco aunque se hayan ido a ganar algo imposible.

    • @YonIon996
      @YonIon996 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@sharpflame0593 Dictator for ya! And argentine lovin it!

    • @user-mm2ey6lz9h
      @user-mm2ey6lz9h Před 2 měsíci +1

      I mean that’s the only war where both sides behaved by the book to the IHL, haven’t committed **a single** war crime

  • @averagejoe8358
    @averagejoe8358 Před 3 lety +117

    *"Who the f*ck decided to have a war in April"*

  • @Anthony-wk9sb
    @Anthony-wk9sb Před 6 lety +2482

    The falklands belong to the penguins

    • @arisaka233
      @arisaka233 Před 6 lety +22

      The penguins belong to the earth so the falklands belong to the earth

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie Před 6 lety +8

      Didn't you ever watch Saturday Night Live? The governor is a sheep in a suit.

    • @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q
      @RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q Před 6 lety +12

      That's ironic as your profile pic is a Union Jack 😂

    • @nathang2750
      @nathang2750 Před 6 lety +2

      Anthony johnson yes

    • @cameronmilne3590
      @cameronmilne3590 Před 6 lety +6

      The Argentine's know our secret to making Guinness.....

  • @qv8281
    @qv8281 Před 5 lety +471

    I love how they animated Gurkhas as giants when the average Nepali male is 5 ft 4, all to preserve their macho lol.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb Před 5 lety +3

      Ur Mum exactly lol

    • @jaspionccv9426
      @jaspionccv9426 Před 5 lety +23

      If you had faced the Gurkhas they would have looked huge with their boots stepping on your face.

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 Před 5 lety +13

      Jaspion CCV it’s even more laughable that they think some skinny argentino could defeat a hardened mountain warrior brandishing a fuck off khukri knife

    • @bitosaguier9308
      @bitosaguier9308 Před 5 lety +2

      It's a cartoon,please

    • @qv8281
      @qv8281 Před 5 lety +17

      bito Saguier all they needed to do was google a ghurka instead they just went fuck it let’s get a bloody yeti and give it East Asian eyes because that’s accurate

  • @jesusislordandlovesyou3853
    @jesusislordandlovesyou3853 Před 3 lety +514

    Ok, but can we agree on how the 7:00song is truly sad? The soldiers were almost teenagers. Their fear must have been paralyzing.

    • @gabrielchavez6066
      @gabrielchavez6066 Před 3 lety +82

      That's true. Nowadays, there are veterans who are still traumatized because of the war and refuse to talk about such a horrifying event.
      Most of them were obligated to go. It wasn't their choice.

    • @victoriasimon5216
      @victoriasimon5216 Před 3 lety +22

      There is a sad and raw book about a group of this teenager soldiers. The title is "Los Pichiciegos"

    • @user-mm2ey6lz9h
      @user-mm2ey6lz9h Před 3 lety +4

      Idk the song seems like very cool for me

    • @thedollarstoreriddler3897
      @thedollarstoreriddler3897 Před 2 lety +12

      fun fact:IT FUCKING WAS THERE WHERE TENS OF DOZENS OF SOLDIERS WHO CAME BACK WHIT PTSD

    • @samuyjoni7389
      @samuyjoni7389 Před 2 lety +3

      Cierto

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat Před 3 lety +213

    8:57 That is literally the definition of not being equals in combat

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 Před 2 lety +6

      Well that is false too, our army was fine we lost because we didn't have a plan not for that shit, but the new government tells false shit they say that we lost because the economy in the dictatorship was bad which is true but our army wasn't affected (we never are hungry here, not even in the worst economic crisis our country is basically a gigant farm being hungry here is impossible)

    • @crabberdabberye
      @crabberdabberye Před 2 lety +21

      @@elpibelol5005 also the fact the UK army is like miles above Argentina in terms of training, experience and you know literally everything lmao

    • @torinjones3221
      @torinjones3221 Před 2 lety +9

      @@elpibelol5005 a conscript force with no combat experience will never stand on equal footing with a volunteer force with combat experience

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 Před 2 lety

      @@torinjones3221 they did have experience, hard training

    • @elpibelol5005
      @elpibelol5005 Před 2 lety

      @@crabberdabberye nowdays yes but in 1983 nope

  • @psz5515
    @psz5515 Před 6 lety +885

    Pilot: oh oh
    Translation: oh fuck

    • @franlapietra885
      @franlapietra885 Před 6 lety +8

      o boi

    • @COUNTERCOM
      @COUNTERCOM Před 6 lety +7

      you beat me to it.

    • @KougaJ7
      @KougaJ7 Před 6 lety +6

      Sometimes the liberty is taken to put the translation in the implied format rather than the direct format.

    • @danielh.8602
      @danielh.8602 Před 6 lety

      Kouga "Oh no" Translator: well, uhh, what they meant to say was, um, "oh fuck", yes, exactly

    • @danielh.8602
      @danielh.8602 Před 6 lety +1

      Kouga this is a pretty bad translation

  • @Joseph-pk7wu
    @Joseph-pk7wu Před 5 lety +605

    We are equals in combat.
    [British Laughing]

    • @dicitencellovoyais7914
      @dicitencellovoyais7914 Před 4 lety +7

      Argentines lost the war because the Argentine people are peaceful, they have no spirit to kill. Now if it were a fascist country like colombia or brazil where the population is used to the violence, it is very likely that the falklands would have mass murder by neo-fascist death squad.

    • @play2play983
      @play2play983 Před 4 lety +10

      But the Falkland people saw themselves as British so doesn’t that mean Argentina was the Invaders

    • @joaquinfonseca4858
      @joaquinfonseca4858 Před 4 lety

      That's racist, but it's true xd

    • @jseraguas
      @jseraguas Před 4 lety +3

      @@dicitencellovoyais7914 "a fascist country like colombia" lol yeah sure

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 Před 4 lety +2

      Joe laughs in harrier jets and 22 SAS, and Royal Marines

  • @lolthepop324alois8
    @lolthepop324alois8 Před 3 lety +160

    "THIS IS WHAT ARGENTINA ACTUALLY BELIEVES" 💀

    • @Eeveegamer9263
      @Eeveegamer9263 Před 3 lety +10

      No, this is actually chile believes ok no

    • @luisalfredoacosta8457
      @luisalfredoacosta8457 Před 2 lety +2

      No pero si tu piensas que si ok xd

    • @zenon1081
      @zenon1081 Před 2 lety +21

      we belive that the islands will always be from argentina

    • @luisalfredoacosta8457
      @luisalfredoacosta8457 Před 2 lety +6

      everyone knows the real story, don't believe a kid's channel as no one watches
      (we are only very patriots, as they were in the Japanese empire only a little softer)

    • @Dejaelvicio507
      @Dejaelvicio507 Před 2 lety

      Iceland should also be entirely from the UK.

  • @mysteriousstranger6857
    @mysteriousstranger6857 Před 6 měsíci +9

    I feel like there needs to be a reminder constantly displayed at the top of the video stating "The Falklands voted 99.8% in favour of remaining British."

    • @alexcovey1200
      @alexcovey1200 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I think the .2 was a dozeb teenagers having a laugh, if i remember correctly.

  • @southanime
    @southanime Před 5 lety +5714

    As an argentinian I can say that the mayor hystorical inacuracy is asuming we had actual planes

    • @DaneJT
      @DaneJT Před 5 lety +576

      nah you actually had a few good planes......and a load of shit ones but planes non the less

    • @Lautarosutil
      @Lautarosutil Před 5 lety +70

      Jajaj al fin encontre un paisa de aca

    • @juansantiagomartinez6819
      @juansantiagomartinez6819 Před 5 lety +138

      Capo nos rompieron el orto en la guerra que le vamos a hacer estabamos en dictadura y mandaron a pibes de 18, y para los ingleses que dicen que esto es re family friend y si, obvio, no le vas a mostrar iluminados por el fuego a pibes de 8 años

    • @etreg4927
      @etreg4927 Před 5 lety +3

      LOL 😂

    • @juansantiagomartinez6819
      @juansantiagomartinez6819 Před 5 lety +5

      @@nonohate que dice el pelotudo este? Alto virgo

  • @Drellistenstomusic
    @Drellistenstomusic Před 9 lety +1898

    "bombing the HMS invincible, which totally happened and is not made up at all"

    • @alanjrubin2012
      @alanjrubin2012 Před 6 lety +57

      Well. In the animation you see a carrier with fighter jets and the carrier doesnt look like a invincible class carrier (that was a STOVL ship)

    • @thestr8person
      @thestr8person Před 6 lety +59

      Remember they sunk the HMS Hermes twice!!! I do because I'm very old...

    • @kneegrow23
      @kneegrow23 Před 6 lety +27

      The translation is wrong. don't be fooled.

    • @stproducciones9140
      @stproducciones9140 Před 6 lety +9

      it did happen... just not in the way it's portrayed here

    • @jensonholman6735
      @jensonholman6735 Před 6 lety +51

      Drellistenstomusic I think they are confusing HMS invincible with the floating hospital that they did sink

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman Před rokem +11

    The idea of an Argentine conscript defeating a khukri wielding Gurkha with his bare fists is hilarious.

  • @civicline7361
    @civicline7361 Před 3 lety +33

    Argentina: Yay we took the islands
    Also Argentina: Why do i hear boss music?
    *Rule Britannia starts to play across the ocean*

    • @leandrof988
      @leandrof988 Před 3 lety +2

      XD

    • @leandrof988
      @leandrof988 Před 3 lety +6

      GG argentina noob
      XD

    • @iv689
      @iv689 Před 5 měsíci +1

      YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE QUEEN'S FAVOURITE ROCKS.

  • @TheEGames
    @TheEGames Před 4 lety +764

    Them: "Uh oh"
    Translation: "Oh f*ck"

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 Před 3 lety +27

      Its hilarious

    • @joaquinalonso7026
      @joaquinalonso7026 Před 3 lety +7

      XD

    • @Camilanjuarez
      @Camilanjuarez Před 3 lety +2

      Lol

    • @pyrorock8143
      @pyrorock8143 Před 3 lety +6

      Them: “Oh no!”
      Translation: “Bloody ‘ell!”

    • @ceciliacanals4925
      @ceciliacanals4925 Před 3 lety +9

      Island malvinas 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷

  • @commanderdon4300
    @commanderdon4300 Před 4 lety +339

    Some say that live hand grenade still hasn't exploded....

    • @yoplayer2922
      @yoplayer2922 Před 4 lety +10

      It was made in Argentina

    • @pivottech8881
      @pivottech8881 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes it's still flying to this day mate

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 Před 4 lety +1

      To quote an US Army Drill Sargent "When the pin is pulled and the spoon is relisted, Mr. Grenade is Not your Friend."

  • @Darium147
    @Darium147 Před 2 lety +32

    And for a context: Zamba is basicly a show relating parts of the history of the world, in mayority, by the perspective of Argentina. What made this thing a show, is apart of the oversimplification of the events and making things family friendly, the main protagonist of the show, "Zamba" (A child from the province of Formosa), often traveled on time for accident, in that way, getting the oportunity of look at the event related on each chapter.

    • @joeclark1893
      @joeclark1893 Před rokem

      Ah yes, the family friendly show that drops the f bomb halfway through

    • @darklex5150
      @darklex5150 Před rokem +8

      ​@@joeclark1893it didn't curse in the show, that's just something the translator added.

  • @oilybat3269
    @oilybat3269 Před rokem +12

    “I lost because he had a good gaming chair”

  • @____-jm6nh
    @____-jm6nh Před 5 lety +595

    Song: lets be friends
    Subtitles: your oil is all mine
    WTF

    • @dalek--ck9oy
      @dalek--ck9oy Před 5 lety +41

      That's the joke

    • @IvoL0L
      @IvoL0L Před 5 lety +16

      Made by united states obiusly

    • @moisesaguilar8750
      @moisesaguilar8750 Před 5 lety +3

      @@IvoL0L **Pasty cushion creep that never been in a fight his entire life**

    • @cameronb4160
      @cameronb4160 Před 5 lety +8

      @@moisesaguilar8750 He isn't wrong. We do fucking love oil

    • @Nomi_KH_DER.R
      @Nomi_KH_DER.R Před 5 lety +5

      I'm Argentinian and I don't know nothing about this :v

  • @Berkham1995
    @Berkham1995 Před 5 lety +290

    Welcome to the comment section guide!
    47% RAF laughing
    47% Ooooh (i am probably traumatized)
    2% other
    4% Equal in battle

    • @bloatedblitz
      @bloatedblitz Před 4 lety

      They are Argentine
      Fuck you

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 Před 4 lety +14

      @@bloatedblitz British mate.....and don't try any Kirchner diplomacy on me. It doesn't work.

    • @WinterAlbiero
      @WinterAlbiero Před 4 lety +2

      Laughs in colonization

    • @raflaughter3474
      @raflaughter3474 Před 4 lety

      BloatedBlitz Bwahahaha!!!

    • @mcwaff8661
      @mcwaff8661 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bloatedblitz the people of Falklands wanted to stay with us.

  • @juana71
    @juana71 Před 3 lety +24

    love it how they portray the french as pirates though they settled it first and willingly gave it over to the spanish

    • @octo4012
      @octo4012 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Yeah curious how the Spanish name for the islands is based on a place in France. Gee I wonder how that happened in their minds

  • @maleLC
    @maleLC Před 3 lety +90

    El que no salta es un inglés

  • @slayermate07
    @slayermate07 Před 5 lety +736

    i came looking for salt...
    *but i found gold*

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 Před 4 lety +24

      *Spain would like to know your location*

    • @LordGeorgeRodney
      @LordGeorgeRodney Před 4 lety +13

      @@hyperion3145 Gibraltar.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 Před 4 lety +8

      Admiral George Rodney
      Understandable, have a nice day

    • @maddog5284
      @maddog5284 Před 4 lety +3

      I like how they just swear all day in this childrens cartoon

    • @titusjuventiuscelsus9758
      @titusjuventiuscelsus9758 Před 4 lety +3

      Cowiefour ECA the translation is inaccurate for effect, there is no actual swearing

  • @winterautumnfishing5215
    @winterautumnfishing5215 Před 4 lety +987

    Ah yeah, I remember the Falklands combat live on TV, British soldiers laughing maliciously as they threw grenades at children

    • @sebastianb.4048
      @sebastianb.4048 Před 4 lety +85

      Well. They were throwing grenades to 18 yo soldiers. But i just blame argentinian dictator

    • @anonymous-iu4th
      @anonymous-iu4th Před 4 lety +51

      [RAF laughter intensifies]

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie Před 4 lety +23

      tbf the underaged conscripts of Argentina's insane and avowedly neo-Nazi regime didn't have too much of a choice

    • @merasmusgaming7147
      @merasmusgaming7147 Před 4 lety +14

      Sebastián B. Well 18 YO person is classified as a Adult,

    • @sebastianb.4048
      @sebastianb.4048 Před 4 lety

      @@merasmusgaming7147 to newbies with just 1 month of training

  • @marcospascua5126
    @marcospascua5126 Před 3 lety +102

    Y YA LO VEEES, Y YA LO VEEES, EL QUE NO SALTAAA ES UN INGLEEES

  • @mangledoctopi657
    @mangledoctopi657 Před rokem +40

    Yes there are lots of problems with this cartoon but the pure comedic timing of the dude singing "who the fuck decided to have a war in April" and then cutting to the general absolutely getting down will never not be funny 7:48

  • @jakubkuberski448
    @jakubkuberski448 Před 6 lety +211

    Boy: look out
    Translation: It's a fucking Gurkha!

  • @corruptedcola393
    @corruptedcola393 Před 5 lety +675

    "Truth is we are their equals in combat" suurrrrreeeee.......

    • @fire99xyz
      @fire99xyz Před 5 lety +78

      Proceeds to list excuses why they are not...

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper Před 5 lety +93

      Yes because an 18 year old argentine conscript could go toe to toe with an SAS operator

    • @MrBren777
      @MrBren777 Před 5 lety +41

      Actually , while the much larger Argentine forces were bolstered by conscripts a significant amount of the leading fighting force consisted of well equipped and well trained marines. These well trained units did suffer from coming from central and north Argentina, and were therefore not suited to the harsh climate - Patagonian units should have logically been selected instead. Equipment, armaments and logistical support was also on par in both forces.
      Casualties and losses were fairly even and it has been recognised by the British Commanders that the war could have gone either way and was won on a knife edge. If anything won it for the British military it was the grit and determination of the servicemen themselves.
      As a Brit myself who has had the pleasure of a six month stint down in the “sunny” Falklands I don’t much care for the jingoism expressed by many of the commentators in this video, no matter where they hail from. The Argentine forces acquitted themselves well enough during the conflict and no battle was an easy win.
      I would, and always have seriously questioned the validity of the Argentine claim on the islands as it’s based on the fact that the Imperial Spanish crown once held them, and under the common terms of the great 17th-19th century European imperial contest, whichever power seized a territory and held it last, had the legitimate claim (many Caribbean and North American territories swapped hands). Fundamentally, there are very few islanders that can claim any form of Spanish or Argentine heritage. As it is now the 21st century and the colonial contest has long ended, and given the location and population base of the islands they should follow the standard post-colonial South American model and be their own sovereign nation, belonging neither to Argentina or the UK, but merely recognising their cultural roots with the UK as Brazil does with Portugal, and Chile and Argentina do with Spain.

    • @fire99xyz
      @fire99xyz Před 5 lety +1

      @George Job what do you mean by that? Are you saying the brits on the falklands or the argentinians of the time were scared etc. of that. Or what is your piont with that. No really just make me understand what you mean with that. keep in mind english is not my mothertoungh so it might just be a communication error...

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer Před 5 lety +8

      @@fire99xyz Yes because an ill-trained conscript is a match for British Paras, Marine Commandos, and SAS

  • @Har0Id
    @Har0Id Před 3 lety +23

    Argentina: "We are their equals in combat"
    UK: *laughs in SAS*

    • @Nefardo
      @Nefardo Před 3 lety +1

      not Argentina. Propaganda of the government

    • @lucasferrari8933
      @lucasferrari8933 Před 2 lety

      We where close to make english soldiers go away from islands. Our pilots were lethal. Look for veterans interviews from your country

    • @obiwankenobi3574
      @obiwankenobi3574 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lucasferrari8933 yeah your pilots were target practice for sea harriers

    • @ConorTheCoelacanth
      @ConorTheCoelacanth Před 2 lety

      @@obiwankenobi3574 and your boats ducks waiting for a missile bro

    • @ConorTheCoelacanth
      @ConorTheCoelacanth Před 2 lety

      @@obiwankenobi3574 they had to attach more guns for AA protection

  • @vasilybullock7967
    @vasilybullock7967 Před rokem +47

    I am an English man,
    But I am willing to forgive this video for the pure and simple reason, that the sound track absolutely slaps. Props to those Argentinian singers and composers.

    • @Barleymagobs
      @Barleymagobs Před rokem +6

      Nos Obligó La Dictadura 😕

    • @postaldude784
      @postaldude784 Před rokem

      You dont need to forgive us the war happened because of some corrupt politic that tried to get back the Malvinas during his dictatorship and the people was forcé to fight and the kids nowdays are being brain washed to hate people from England

    • @juancruzjimenez3461
      @juancruzjimenez3461 Před rokem +1

      ​@@Barleymagobs bueno pero eso nos hizo entrar el democracia más rápido así que 🤙

    • @diegoalfonso356
      @diegoalfonso356 Před rokem

      excuse me forgive us? how about you shut the fuck up. fucking slaver

    • @linkfromzelda1002
      @linkfromzelda1002 Před rokem +4

      The video has a lot of parts cut out. The original show makes a lot of anti-Argentine narratives, and it actually condemns Argentina for going to war and says in the future they should try to get what they want diplomatically.
      The uploader removed those parts because he wants to make the show look bad. After all, people wouldn’t angrily comment about how unrealistic the narrative of the show is if if it were realistic.

  • @adamiwanicki9066
    @adamiwanicki9066 Před 6 lety +1745

    (Laughs in RAF)

    • @jamesliu8095
      @jamesliu8095 Před 6 lety +87

      (RAF laughter has intensified to the point of no return)

    • @ak47modwarfare
      @ak47modwarfare Před 6 lety +94

      >RAF laughter surpases the speed of sound generating a shockwave capable of separating the province of uruguay from the rest of Argentina

    • @ultrafaroecunt6014
      @ultrafaroecunt6014 Před 6 lety +25

      -faints in Argentine-

    • @NuclearWinter2110
      @NuclearWinter2110 Před 6 lety

      FaroeIslands Official hey, it's the Faroe Islands - do you want to join the British Empire Faroe Islands? Of course you do, silly question! See you soon...

    • @zacharygraham9419
      @zacharygraham9419 Před 6 lety +3

      samba take my parachute

  • @abelteddy9449
    @abelteddy9449 Před 5 lety +1316

    Lo que dice: Oh oh.
    Subtitulos: oh fuck-

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix Před 5 lety +23

      Viste lo que decía los subtítulos cuando el crío anglo hablaba? Eso se llama sátira

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix Před 5 lety +48

      @@someonenoone1636 It's taco* you dumb fuck

    • @Deru-re5ms
      @Deru-re5ms Před 5 lety +4

      @@westernpolitix In thos case it would be Taco Pizza.

    • @westernpolitix
      @westernpolitix Před 5 lety +8

      @@Deru-re5ms Taco Pizza? What are you? An heretic?

    • @louie4551
      @louie4551 Před 5 lety +4

      @AARAV PRITESH
      No no, you're mistaking them for Urugay.

  • @thatocelot879
    @thatocelot879 Před 3 lety +20

    7:50 Galtieri dancing while his soldiers are freezing to death is almost as funny to me as the Onion.

    • @gemesmombello3492
      @gemesmombello3492 Před rokem +1

      But was really

    • @thatocelot879
      @thatocelot879 Před rokem +1

      @@gemesmombello3492 Well, I'm not surprised. I mean, dictators rarely care about their soldiers. They just care about fighting their enemies.

  • @pingoleonfernandez7638
    @pingoleonfernandez7638 Před rokem +9

    I'm argentine and I know those isles were never part of Argentina. But to think that way here is the same as to be an atheist Saudi Arabian, lol. One can never say it openly.

    • @Tortuga-nt4pm
      @Tortuga-nt4pm Před 9 měsíci +1

      No hermano, te vas a tener que arrodillar por ese comentario

  • @SMN-ct9gl
    @SMN-ct9gl Před 4 lety +746

    Chispa: "Im in a secret mission, i must be under their radar to avoid detection"
    Also Chispa: "Lemme gain altitude so i can teach this kid about this war that we lost"
    Again, Chispa: "Hngh, We are followed"

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 Před 4 lety +24

      Chispa is the average Argentine soldier. It is unknown how he managed to be a pilot and even so he gave battle to the English.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb Před 4 lety +2

      DEWO 277E chispa sucked at his job.

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 Před 4 lety +9

      @@kcimb
      and still he does not flinch and fight for his homeland, like a chad.

    • @kcimb
      @kcimb Před 4 lety +4

      DEWO 277E Chad...I don’t think you know what that means. Argentine virgin vs Chad Brit, yes.
      Chad is the winner

    • @dewo277e9
      @dewo277e9 Před 4 lety +10

      @@kcimb
      no, this is not how it works, chad is not the one who wins in the end is the one that is best seen doing it so Chad "Virgin" Argentina vs Virgin "Chad" England

  • @LuciusVorenusCL
    @LuciusVorenusCL Před 5 lety +737

    8/10 not enough "chilean traitors"

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin Před 4 lety +13

      Not enough RAF laughing

    • @jdb6496
      @jdb6496 Před 4 lety +10

      Pinochet was smart enough to know that a war against UK was suicide, its not treason its common sense.

    • @soyhugo390
      @soyhugo390 Před 4 lety +28

      @@jdb6496 and the fact that argentinians tried to rage war againts Chile first

    • @luismarin3500
      @luismarin3500 Před 4 lety +9

      Imagínate pensar que perdieron únicamente por culpa de los chilenos

    • @kevinhoyos8624
      @kevinhoyos8624 Před 4 lety

      Chileaanss

  • @fiorekelokee
    @fiorekelokee Před 3 lety +51

    No se los ingleses se la comen

    • @sararubyvera1937
      @sararubyvera1937 Před 3 lety +2

      Como saber que sos argentino sin decir que sos argentino jajajja

    • @martindamiani3758
      @martindamiani3758 Před 2 lety +2

      Re contra doblada se la comen

    • @Lvcky-g7p
      @Lvcky-g7p Před měsícem

      Primero dilo sin tener hambre ​@@martindamiani3758

  • @davemustang8173
    @davemustang8173 Před rokem +8

    Argentina lost all sympathy when they attacked Top Gear for the stupidest reason

  • @rainthelord1524
    @rainthelord1524 Před 5 lety +403

    English: Ours!
    Argentino: Nuestras!
    English: Ours!
    Argentino: [Kirchner Diplomacy]
    Laughed so far at this time

  • @jxc1640
    @jxc1640 Před 5 lety +169

    Falkland Islands belong to Kazakhstan

  • @Emsworth377
    @Emsworth377 Před 5 měsíci +5

    "the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service"
    Edmund Blackadder.

  • @saokdjijhasd
    @saokdjijhasd Před 2 lety +20

    I like how they left out the part when the people living on the Falkland's were given the choice to decide to be under the British or the Argentinian goverment, they chose Britain, but the Argentinians tried to claim it anyway.

    • @littleshep5502
      @littleshep5502 Před 2 lety +5

      Unfortunately Argentina tries everything in its power to try and take the Islanders rights away, including outright ignoring their rights to self determination

    • @sbenitez1768
      @sbenitez1768 Před 2 lety

      @@littleshep5502 es ilógico ya que esa población es impuesta, no es autóctona. Cuando no, los britanicos yendo para donde les conviene

    • @littleshep5502
      @littleshep5502 Před 2 lety +4

      @@sbenitez1768 the islanders have been living there for about 180 years. If you claim they are "imposed", then that would also mean so are the vast majority of Argentines

    • @Perdonen
      @Perdonen Před rokem

      ​​​@@littleshep5502 Gauchos
      Solo te digo eso para que sepas quienes habitaron las Islas primero🇦🇷
      Y fueron gobernadas por España Primero🇪🇦
      Nosotros damos Libertad
      Usted cerdo Imperial que sabe de Libertad?
      PD:quiero a los Ingleses, pero mas Respeto a los que murieron ,Vos no sos Ingles solo sos una persona sin conciencia y Animal
      Mas Respeto a mi no
      Sino a ellos🇦🇷🇬🇧

    • @Tortuga-nt4pm
      @Tortuga-nt4pm Před 9 měsíci

      @@sbenitez1768 a quien demonios le importa? estan ahi y listo. Hablemos los hechos papá y dejemos los derechos y el deberia ser atras. Los Brtianicos tienen las islas, nos ganaron la guerra , tienen gente viviendo ahi y lo mas importante tienen como defenderlas, te guste o no nos tienen de los huevos

  • @williamchamberlain2263
    @williamchamberlain2263 Před 6 lety +117

    "who the fuck decided to have a war in April"

  • @Flame122345
    @Flame122345 Před 5 lety +5136

    “We are their equals in combat”
    Laughs in SAS

  • @hih688
    @hih688 Před 3 lety +22

    No entiendo los comentarios en Inglés LPMQTRMPHDRMPYLCDLL ahre

    • @constanzabravo7416
      @constanzabravo7416 Před 3 lety +2

      Es hermoso ser argentino y poder entender estás siglas tan largas xddd

    • @Matiasy.
      @Matiasy. Před 3 lety +2

      Por esto amo argentina jajaja

  • @unknownroyalty895
    @unknownroyalty895 Před 2 lety +5

    I grew up watching this. I am Argentinian.
    Believe, this cartoon is delusional and gets EVERYTHING wrong.

  • @seb9995
    @seb9995 Před 6 lety +1559

    *R.A.F Laughter Intensify*

  • @WordsofHeresy
    @WordsofHeresy Před 6 lety +1809

    Something tells me the translation isn't 100% accurate

    • @herecomesthatboy1961
      @herecomesthatboy1961 Před 6 lety +174

      WordsofHeresyOfficial [shellshock intensifies]

    • @trevorbest
      @trevorbest Před 6 lety +176

      You wot m8? What gave it away?

    • @julien6580
      @julien6580 Před 6 lety +12

      You're right, haha

    • @emilioravenna640
      @emilioravenna640 Před 6 lety +214

      translation is not accurate, specially the ending song. lol when I saw the translation I laughted a lot it is totally fake and very provocative. I'm argentinian and btw nobody cares about the islands here. except for politicians and fascist lol

    • @RebeccaFarquharson
      @RebeccaFarquharson Před 6 lety +46

      The video creator admits in the description that he took artistic lisence on the translation. So no news there.

  • @spongesrandomposts4113
    @spongesrandomposts4113 Před 2 lety +7

    England found it first, then France found it. France actually sold the island to Spain because they are allies and Spain was also offering money for it.

    • @roberteugene7295
      @roberteugene7295 Před 2 lety

      Not far from the truth. The British landed there first in 1690. The first settlement was French, Port St. Louis, then yielded to Spanish, whose claim was the papal bull of 1493 and the treaty of Tordesillas in 1495 (which a catholic country like France was obliged to recognize, while Britain was not, being a protestant country and non-signatory to the treaty). The deal with Spain was to reimburse the St. Malo company for expenses of settlement.
      Just a little more complete story.
      :-)

  • @martinoporto8676
    @martinoporto8676 Před 3 lety +176

    11:58 Homenaje a Óscar Poltronieri, el soldado que se quedó solo a enfrentar todo un batallón inglés para que sus compañeros pudieran escapar Y SOBREVIVIÓ. Fue tan heroico que los mismos ingleses años más tarde admiraron su bravura y compañerismo.
    Tribute to Óscar Poltronieri, the soldier who was left alone to face an entire English battalion so that his companions could escape AND SURVIVED. He was so heroic that the English themselves years later admired his bravery and companionship.

    • @buebosbuebos9934
      @buebosbuebos9934 Před 3 lety +1

      me chupa un huevo fan de camilo

    • @achedoso258
      @achedoso258 Před 2 lety +7

      @@buebosbuebos9934 hay lo tenes al pelotudo

    • @sergiogimenez4515
      @sergiogimenez4515 Před 2 lety +1

      Mucha droga esta corriendo por aca...

    • @RiilzzEnterteiment
      @RiilzzEnterteiment Před rokem +4

      Man no te comas ese cuento de poltronieri, es una mentira que ya fue desmentida por ex-combatientes
      Es imposible quedarte solo contra muchos más soldados del otro bando por varios minutos

    • @TheWiliman
      @TheWiliman Před rokem +3

      @@RiilzzEnterteiment shhhh déjanos ser felices, ya pareces chileno arruinando todo

  • @itsducc0953
    @itsducc0953 Před 4 lety +1495

    the movie: "based on a true story"
    also the movie:

    • @FreyR_Kunn
      @FreyR_Kunn Před 4 lety +16

      Makes up bullshit lmao

    • @ShetyDoggy
      @ShetyDoggy Před 4 lety +8

      That was at discovery kids here in México

    • @thomashale2096
      @thomashale2096 Před 4 lety +8

      “And the foreign usurpers enslaved" yeah sounds heck a sketchy

    • @penegrande69
      @penegrande69 Před 4 lety +1

      I remember this was shown to me at school

    • @FreyR_Kunn
      @FreyR_Kunn Před 4 lety +1

      Mathias Sanabria I feel so sorry for you, hopefully you pushed through.

  • @covid-2320
    @covid-2320 Před 4 lety +1622

    Pilot: "Yes, we hit them!" *In spanish*
    Subtitles: *Yes, i kill the bastards!*
    Samba: U h h h h *In spanish*
    Subtitles: *i am probably traumatized*
    Seems legit.

  • @rattapolsupreme723
    @rattapolsupreme723 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves
    Britons never never never shall be slaves
    Off the coast of Argentina, our Islands came to be
    With eighteen hundred people, and a half a million sheep
    The day they were invaded everybody learned the name
    A barren little colony had got a bit of fame
    🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🎉🎉

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 Před rokem +6

    My man deserves a job at ALL subtitle makings, this is hilarious reading them🤣

  • @bundaatta
    @bundaatta Před 6 lety +2740

    US: can you give them the island??
    Uk:no
    US:ok here have some weapons

    • @joseengdahl3726
      @joseengdahl3726 Před 6 lety +140

      Ooh, Oversimplified you say?

    • @meexyboy1850
      @meexyboy1850 Před 6 lety +98

      Oversimplified...?

    • @andrewmaddox9786
      @andrewmaddox9786 Před 6 lety +113

      The US had positive relations with Argentina but also was a close ally with the UK. It put them in an awkward position but of course ultimately allowed Thatcher to declare war

    • @maatoangeleri2913
      @maatoangeleri2913 Před 6 lety +13

      Joaquin Busato
      Y vos aprende a no ser prepotente e informarte.
      El comentario original es una referencia a un video de Oversimplified, en donde explica el asunto sin estar de ninguno de los tres lados

    • @tinderminder7106
      @tinderminder7106 Před 6 lety +18

      you have majorly *OVERSIMPLIFIED* that.
      Thanks m8

  • @jakewesley3318
    @jakewesley3318 Před 6 lety +291

    "Look out! It's a fucking Gurkha!" died laughing

    • @badproductions7308
      @badproductions7308 Před 6 lety +8

      same

    • @juancho5452
      @juancho5452 Před 6 lety

      Fuck you

    • @jakewesley3318
      @jakewesley3318 Před 6 lety +4

      juan manuel herrera chill

    • @VanHelm
      @VanHelm Před 6 lety

      actually what it says is "be careful, Sapucai". The translation is not the better. when the plane dropped the bomb on the ship, he did not say " 3:29 He said "Yes, we het the shot!". There seems to be a bad intention in the translations

    • @carlosmaldonado8600
      @carlosmaldonado8600 Před 6 lety

      Santiago GL exactly. Very bad intentions in the subtitles translation...

  • @sovietunion142
    @sovietunion142 Před 3 lety +3

    Lets talk about how Chispa managed to do a 90 degree turn in less than a second in a Jet Fighter.

  • @TheCdr19
    @TheCdr19 Před 2 lety +14

    These subtitles had me rolling on the ground

  • @erikrosenberg8163
    @erikrosenberg8163 Před 5 lety +863

    So what you're saying is
    Argentina itself admits they used child soldiers and pilots?

    • @catnightfeik5180
      @catnightfeik5180 Před 5 lety +25

      The subs of the song at the end are ALL changed .-.

    • @ashman4127
      @ashman4127 Před 5 lety +14

      no, even though they used a lot of young people (18yo) that never holded a gun

    • @ashman4127
      @ashman4127 Před 5 lety +2

      this is just a cartoon series that narrates different historic events

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar Před 5 lety +2

      Erik Rosenberg Both sides used Aircraft, dogfights led to the loss of Aircraft on both sides

    • @proxymoxie
      @proxymoxie Před 5 lety +5

      Never have I wanted to shank a cartoon child so much >_>

  • @matiasacosta8242
    @matiasacosta8242 Před 4 lety +1020

    In spanish: Ummm
    Subtitle; i'm probably traumatized
    Looks fine to me

    • @evilturnip8365
      @evilturnip8365 Před 4 lety +20

      If you read the description it is a comedy translation

    • @frananashe
      @frananashe Před 3 lety +1

      yeyehdjekjeksskej

    • @maximodiaz802
      @maximodiaz802 Před 3 lety +3

      4:54

    • @MechaShadowV2
      @MechaShadowV2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@evilturnip8365 oh I didn't catch that, I want to know the official one now, as I got very confused with this one.

  • @juliapacheco3975
    @juliapacheco3975 Před 3 lety +29

    Como me rompe las bolas todos los comentarios de ingleses en este video. Aguante zamba loco

  • @albertvangestal3696
    @albertvangestal3696 Před rokem +6

    I guess all they can do now is live their fantasy through a children's cartoon. Sad stuff indeed.

    • @la_naranja_molestona
      @la_naranja_molestona Před rokem

      A llorar a la llorería ingles xd

    • @ItsNotKitsu
      @ItsNotKitsu Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@la_naranja_molestonaQuien perdio? Tu. LOLOLOLOLOL
      🇲🇽🤝🇬🇧

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 Před 10 měsíci

      @@ItsNotKitsuEl Mexicano queriendo ser amigo del ingles cuando es esclavo de papi EEUU 😂
      #BLM

    • @ItsNotKitsu
      @ItsNotKitsu Před 10 měsíci

      @@norikofu509 skill issue. don't use Google translate next time and maybe the cops won't shoot you on the streets.

    • @albertvangestal3696
      @albertvangestal3696 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Maybe we'll also get the Spanish version which deals with the cartoon Gibraltar episode.

  • @OliverCovfefe
    @OliverCovfefe Před 8 lety +1437

    [Kirschner diplomacy]
    [Shellshock intensifies]
    [This is what Argentina actually believes]
    Fucking hell these subtitles are hilarious

  • @craigdorrian7391
    @craigdorrian7391 Před 5 lety +1576

    *_[RAF laughter Intensifies]_*

  • @karinaakrap9443
    @karinaakrap9443 Před 2 lety +17

    I'm Argentinian. I grew up watching this little kids show, BUT i never agreed about the way they did England people. They made them the "bad guys", when they actually were before Argentina. Personally, I love england in most of it's ways, and I understand that both countries did fight a lot and lost a big number of people. In my school teachers keep telling the islands are Argentinian (I literally found this video while searching for Falkland information), they should accept they won the war, and that France, Spain and England were there before them. Argentina went to fight England (Argentinians didn't want to, the government forced them to go) saying "If we win, we stay, if you win, we'll go" and then when we lost, we've been saying that Falkland was ours for so many years. I just don't get it, I don't get Argentinian's side of the history or the british side of it. I just don't.

    • @blazednlovinit
      @blazednlovinit Před 2 lety +3

      The bottom line today is that the people who live there voted 98% to remain British. They do seem like a tiny thing to be fighting for so long over.

    • @nathanjones411
      @nathanjones411 Před rokem +3

      I like how you keep saying "England" when a lot of the soldiers were also Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and even Nepalis

    • @thishandleistakenheresoneavai
      @thishandleistakenheresoneavai Před rokem

      @@nathanjones411 These countries didn't declared war to Argentina, so they just volunteers...

    • @harryfoley2294
      @harryfoley2294 Před měsícem

      @@thishandleistakenheresoneavaiScotland and Wales are part of the Union that makes up the United Kingdom, of which England is also apart of, so therefore, they also declared war on you.

  • @valeria2428
    @valeria2428 Před 3 lety +13

    Si son un pedazo de tierra q las devuelvan entonces 👻👻👻

    • @The_Meme_Almanac
      @The_Meme_Almanac Před rokem +1

      imagina superarnos en número y seguir perdiendo 💀💀💀 (hecho por un brexit geezer) btw I’m English actually mhuhahahahahaha

  • @tomasgordilloreale5841
    @tomasgordilloreale5841 Před 6 lety +178

    3:14 he says " oh oh " in spanish and translates it as fuck . Best sub ever

    • @jonasloe4926
      @jonasloe4926 Před 6 lety +3

      Tomás Gordillo Reale it’s for comedic effect

    • @NecTama
      @NecTama Před 6 lety

      Also, the songs aren't translated accurately at all, the subtitles say a lot of aggressive stuff that isn't really said

    • @user-up9hy9he9n
      @user-up9hy9he9n Před 6 lety +2

      Tomás Gordillo Reale it could be uh oh

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před 3 měsíci

      @@NecTama It’s pretty obvious that the subtitles aren’t meant to be fully accurate. They’re meant to be funny, but more or less convey the message.

  • @TranscendentLion
    @TranscendentLion Před 4 lety +367

    I knew this was inaccurate the moment the Gurkha lost a fight.

    • @anonymous-iu4th
      @anonymous-iu4th Před 4 lety +3

      Thats what i thought too

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 Před 4 lety +15

      Gurkhas are scary lads

    • @LordGingerBerry
      @LordGingerBerry Před 4 lety +25

      CrystxlzX you might have already heard it but when a man says he is not afraid if death he is either a liar or a gurkha

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 Před 4 lety +2

      @@LordGingerBerry Yh I've heard it before scary lads indeed , you might of this before , they carry a Sharpe blade and every time they wanna draw it they have to spill blood , so if they wanna show it to someone they have to cut them selves

    • @JT-de5jr
      @JT-de5jr Před 4 lety

      I don’t think they actually got into combat while there

  • @TheRealPingu
    @TheRealPingu Před rokem +4

    Britain claiming an island on the other side of the world 🗿

  • @australianman8103
    @australianman8103 Před 2 lety +7

    9:31 Man legit switched to his weapon like an fps game

  • @shazb0lt
    @shazb0lt Před 8 lety +1815

    [RAF laughter intensifies]

    • @EduBrahim006
      @EduBrahim006 Před 8 lety +45

      +Radec [Kirchner diplomacy]

    • @gregoriocamilleri5655
      @gregoriocamilleri5655 Před 7 lety +1

      shazb0lt the Argentine Air Force kick's the Britanic Float

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt Před 7 lety +16

      Grego ¡Fly well the actual events of 1982 would seem to have disproved that and even if that wasn't enough everything you have is now thirty years out of date, whereas the RAF has Eurofighter Typhoons, ultra-modern jets that can give the best the Americans and Russians have a run for their money. Four of them are on station in the Falklands at this moment I believe...

    • @orion3433
      @orion3433 Před 6 lety +4

      Grego ¡Fly the kicked them, right, they did it so much that most Argentinian aeroplanes could not be used in the Falklands
      nobody believe such bullshit, Argentinia occupied a defenseless territory, and when the British army arrived Argentinian troops got beaten badly, as they couldn't hold the island because Gualtieri forgot that if you go to war you're army needs to be prepared to such event which the Argentinian one wasn't well prepared, as the argentinian military junta though that they just had to occupy the territory

    • @dm121984
      @dm121984 Před 6 lety

      Ok, is this a real Argentina kids program? And if so, the subtitles can't be accurate... Can they?

  • @sofiao3409
    @sofiao3409 Před 6 lety +966

    Well, I’m Argentine and this video doesn’t represent at all my opinion on this. By that time, we were in the middle of a dictatorship so the government had nothing better to do but starting a war to increase nationalism.The soldiers sent were really young and had not enough equipment nor experience. When they came back, the best part of our country treated them as trash and a great part of them killed themselves. Even the English military treated them better in many cases. Decades later we are crying over those poor soldiers and victimizing ourselves. Sadly, my country can sometimes be very hipocryte.
    Excuse me if I’ve made some mistakes, I’m sixteen and I haven’t yet achieved the FCE.

    • @lua7186
      @lua7186 Před 5 lety +22

      No eran soldados los pibes, sólo los hombres que habían hecho el servicio militar

    • @Alopex1
      @Alopex1 Před 5 lety +99

      Your English is pretty good my friend :-)
      Nationalism is poison. You can argue about who can lay claim to the islands, but fighting a war is surely not the answer. It's good to know there are people in Argentina who don't buy the propaganda.

    • @scofieldscofield01
      @scofieldscofield01 Před 5 lety +8

      @@lua7186 Tenían la instrucción de cualquier conscripto. Y sí, eran soldados con grado de infante.
      Son héroes al igual que los que combatieron a la guerrilla en el Operativo Indepencia.
      No hay que olvidarlos.

    • @scofieldscofield01
      @scofieldscofield01 Před 5 lety +6

      Primero, no hubo declaración de guerra. Fue un conflicto armado. Segundo, solo se tomó lo que es nuestro como país soberano y sin disparar un solo tiro.
      Y en tercer lugar, los ingleses atacaron primero hundiendo al Ara General Belgrano fuera del área de exclusión que ellos habían propuesto, costandole la vida a 323 tripulantes.
      Todo lo demás es discutible.

    • @luxair1997andTAP
      @luxair1997andTAP Před 5 lety +12

      **UK, not England

  • @themanftheworld8439
    @themanftheworld8439 Před 2 lety +7

    British are English Welsh Irish and Scottish too.

  • @typicalperson6389
    @typicalperson6389 Před 3 lety +21

    Argentina cartoon: we equal in combat to the UK
    Everyone:
    Laughter

  • @juanposada5171
    @juanposada5171 Před 5 lety +905

    Well... My dad fought in that war, he was 21yr old when he entered combat for the first time. Some british colonel spared his life because one of my dad friend was wounded (almost dead, he got 7-8 shots) but none critical. Most of his squad got obliterated, but he refused to leave him behind, so he shot until he ran out of ammo, it was a dark night (by then most of our troops didnt have nightvision gear) so he pulled his knife and charged into a british soldier who was behind a rock, but the british knocked him down, without shooting, taking the knife away and taking him prisioner with his mortally wounded friend. Both survided that night. The british then told my dad he was lucky, he would have been killed if he tried to run away and let his friend to die but that act, trying to save his friend, against all odds is what kept them alive. It was like a code of honor, and the british respected him for that.

    • @joebidenloveslittlegirls4773
      @joebidenloveslittlegirls4773 Před 4 lety +29

      Porque los ingleses tiene un imperio muy viejo y los hombres lucha para honor

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai Před 4 lety +75

      Thats actually how british fight and even they ever colonized half world i still respect them at some points

    • @kirillassasin
      @kirillassasin Před 4 lety +20

      [RAF laughting]
      In reality he was very lucky, I’d say Good Job for him

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 Před 4 lety +15

      That's what we call a gentlemans war.

    • @Capitanvertebrillas
      @Capitanvertebrillas Před 4 lety +2

      Brits have no honor

  • @natem.9208
    @natem.9208 Před 4 lety +2437

    Something tells me this translator isn't exactly pro-Argentine

  • @tuviejaconlaxante
    @tuviejaconlaxante Před 11 měsíci +5

    I am a Spanish teacher and I realized that they add words to the subtitles to make Argentinians look worse and I say this, being from Scotland the one who made this video crossed the line

    • @seanmac1793
      @seanmac1793 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Yeah no shit it's a joke video. Do you think that original cartoon song talks about slaughtering the British

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před 3 měsíci

      I’m pretty sure it’s just meant to be funny.

  • @BatoruKosakku
    @BatoruKosakku Před 3 lety +2

    Can you even believe that This show was actually nominated for the Emmy awards?.

  • @threeleafclover6003
    @threeleafclover6003 Před 4 lety +300

    Can we just appreciate that British grenades have a "five" second fuse so the Argentinian bloke who held it in his hand would've just blown both himself and a child up

    • @ZestyFireTF2
      @ZestyFireTF2 Před 4 lety +16

      Actually, when the pin of a grenade is taken off, there is only one way to "pause" it, if yoy apply enough pressure of the grenade, it won't detonate. But you will need a ridiculous amount of force, about the force of a human body, people would sometimes leave grenades under the dead so if someone picks it up it will detonate. But i still get what you mean, that guy cannot have so much power in his fists.

    • @elmiranda4438
      @elmiranda4438 Před 4 lety +1

      mucho texto

    • @latch9781
      @latch9781 Před 2 lety +2

      @@ZestyFireTF2 It's no where near that much force, but you can hold down the spoon. Throwing it would release it though

    • @inksans_666
      @inksans_666 Před rokem

      gringo

    • @mrgeorgeb0062
      @mrgeorgeb0062 Před rokem +2

      @@inksans_666 salty

  • @taejo4975
    @taejo4975 Před 5 lety +339

    When the Argentine mate call brit English
    *Literary quarter of those invasion force were Scottish*

    • @hans2406
      @hans2406 Před 4 lety +26

      And, weren't there some Welsh, Northern Irish, Ghurkas also.
      It was, in fact, a UK force.
      So, in your view, 25% of the force were Scottish reading, writing, editing, etc.

    • @cbviperess9319
      @cbviperess9319 Před 4 lety +12

      *Scots guard noises*

    • @pablogalleguillo9166
      @pablogalleguillo9166 Před 4 lety +5

      It's just that here and another spanish speaking countries we use english instead of british, it's tradition i guess.

    • @YouTubeisgettingworse.
      @YouTubeisgettingworse. Před 4 lety +4

      YourAsianComrade 27 *liberation force

    • @muttley8818
      @muttley8818 Před 4 lety +7

      Most of the world say England when they usually talk about the UK. I'm Welsh and I'm not offended by it. Ive got an American girlfriend and she always used to say I was from 'England'. It was only after living over here for about 2 months she understood our geography more.

  • @yateltoucedo3126
    @yateltoucedo3126 Před 4 lety +6

    I think we all can agree that the songs were gold

  • @zabalaivo2956
    @zabalaivo2956 Před rokem +5

    As an argentinian i can confirm that public television is shit and adoctrinate the people,but the translator is not exactly transparent lmao

    • @zabalaivo2956
      @zabalaivo2956 Před rokem +2

      Nevermind i just read the description

    • @likeitout
      @likeitout Před rokem

      The translation is a comedy satire.

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před 4 lety +1872

    And the moral of the story is: Do not mess with Britain's rock collection.

  • @martonszilagyi7804
    @martonszilagyi7804 Před 4 lety +2619

    The cartoon literally defeats itself pointing out that the boy who lives on island is British.

    • @creativename2683
      @creativename2683 Před 4 lety +134

      @Loli4lyf ok

    • @jakethefinn2353
      @jakethefinn2353 Před 4 lety +175

      @Loli4lyf no, proof that it was Brits living on the island and Brits that wanted to stay with Britain, not Argentina.

    • @Monkey_30000
      @Monkey_30000 Před 4 lety +159

      @Loli4lyf Shameless? That's like saying that all the Italian and Spaniard descendants from Argentina are usurping the land from the Guaraní tribes and any other indigenous people.

    • @mathiolivares
      @mathiolivares Před 4 lety +9

      @@jakethefinn2353 yeah, the brits brought by the brits long ago who wanted to stay with britain while in argentinian soil

    • @bo1bo1bo1unlosode
      @bo1bo1bo1unlosode Před 4 lety +16

      I found this cartoon more against war than saying that las malvinas son argentinas

  • @fermindelorenc384
    @fermindelorenc384 Před 3 lety +62

    I am Argentinian and I can affirm that the translation is very accurate

  • @pina4583
    @pina4583 Před 2 lety +5

    i grew up being showed this in school lol how many layers of patriotism(?) and 0% historycal accuaracy is amazing

  • @kaiimms5357
    @kaiimms5357 Před 5 lety +171

    “They think they own EVERYYYYYYTHING”
    British empire: your 1/4 quarters correct

    • @epeach7263
      @epeach7263 Před 5 lety +1

      it was 1/3 of the world and even smaller fraction

    • @starmax1000
      @starmax1000 Před 5 lety +4

      1/4 quarters.. so 1/4/4 or 1/16 or what now

    • @epeach7263
      @epeach7263 Před 5 lety

      If I have a pizza and cut it into four a own one of those that's alot of pizza sure. But if I cut a pizza I to three slices and own 1 of the three slices I have more if the pizza then if I cut it into fours

    • @Hectopath2006
      @Hectopath2006 Před 5 lety +1

      @@epeach7263 Oh god you must have failed school math so hard.

    • @restitutororbis964
      @restitutororbis964 Před 5 lety +1

      @@epeach7263 Jesus christ dude no offense but rethink learning basic arithmetic again.

  • @Alchemeri
    @Alchemeri Před 5 lety +1390

    But If the Falklands are spanish territory, and Argentina declared independence...
    Doens't this mean it's spanish territory If you follow their logic?

    • @SlothDemon-fi3pi
      @SlothDemon-fi3pi Před 5 lety +60

      That would be a good point my friend, only if the British weren't there to fuck those argies and the spanyard's asses when it came to Gibraltar and Argentina.

    • @TakoyaKyono
      @TakoyaKyono Před 5 lety +143

      But it was never a Spanish territory. They owned one of the islands at one point when they bought it from France. They tried to buy the island from the UK but were politely told to piss off.

    • @Alchemeri
      @Alchemeri Před 5 lety +7

      @@TakoyaKyono interesting

    • @TheIronalvarohide
      @TheIronalvarohide Před 5 lety +7

      @@TakoyaKyono it was definetly spanish

    • @vvventure
      @vvventure Před 5 lety +42

      Look i dont care about the islands and i dont share the views of some of my connationals. But is not an stupid argument. After independization you inherit the territory of the colony. Not only that, but argentina send colonist and make the islands a dependency of buenos aires. The british show up 20 years after and they expelled them. What I believe, is that it was a good reason to go to war back then, not 150 years later. If in the old world (europe, asia, africa) they start to claim land they used to own, already populated by dozens of generations from other nation, the fighting would be endless i believe.

  • @Eggmanjames
    @Eggmanjames Před 3 lety +2

    When there’s more comments than likes you know it’s gonna be a good video 😂

  • @normalplayer7377
    @normalplayer7377 Před 2 lety +2

    They were First French/British. Then Spanish/British. Then Spanish/[insert British Ownership here]. Then [unknown]. Then Freelance British. Then Argentine, for five minutes. Then British. Then Argentine in 1982, then British again in 1982.

  • @1MagicAndMayhem1
    @1MagicAndMayhem1 Před 7 lety +1756

    Cool, Our pilots have amazing evil cackles

    • @gianb3952
      @gianb3952 Před 7 lety +66

      Luke Day Yes 😂😂😂, I'm argentinian and this is freaking me out hahahaha

    • @paradox9673
      @paradox9673 Před 6 lety +15

      RAF laughing

    • @_wheeler8601
      @_wheeler8601 Před 6 lety +19

      Lightning strikes when our American pilots laugh.

    • @nahuelleandroarroyo
      @nahuelleandroarroyo Před 6 lety +15

      That how Harriers were so op

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 Před 6 lety +26

      When you say your Empire is over but you still own their oil supply [*RAF laughter intensifies*]

  • @Aguantemessi123
    @Aguantemessi123 Před rokem +5

    EL QUE NO SALTA ES UN INGLES!!🎶🎶

  • @dodoriaelgranhermano1780
    @dodoriaelgranhermano1780 Před 4 lety +3

    "(...)and upon independence, thus left the Spaniard" lmao, this translation is gold

  • @realFlamefamm
    @realFlamefamm Před 4 lety +658

    Argentina: claims the Falklands are theirs
    Also Argentina: admits the English were the first to get the island

    • @teresitagallo6672
      @teresitagallo6672 Před 4 lety +40

      In the beginning of the video he explains that Spain discovered them

    • @xophe1984
      @xophe1984 Před 4 lety +29

      The Spanish didn’t discover the islands. The French landed first, then the British, then the Spanish.

    • @juancarlosdegoya2757
      @juancarlosdegoya2757 Před 4 lety +2

      @@xophe1984 look out your window

    • @FreyR_Kunn
      @FreyR_Kunn Před 4 lety +10

      Tere Spain never colonised them. The British and the French were the first to set up colonies, Spain then bought France’s colony.

    • @ottovonbismarck2083
      @ottovonbismarck2083 Před 4 lety

      Spain*