Adam Levine is the Horniest Man Alive - Very Really Good
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
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FOLKS! We're back at the studio for a bit talking about Cold Play, my biggest show yet, and Adam Levine being the horniest man alive. whats up with guys doing things huh?
0:00 intro
2:00 cold play is whack
5:22 taking a break
9:16 performing my BIGGEST show in chicago
21:48 taking Ls back home
28:38 the queen died lol
31:00 adam levine is whack
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honestly the moments of silence while hes looking for the sound board button is funnier than the sound itself. it really improves the joke payoff
lmaooo fr
"The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between" -Mozart
Bro it has me rolling down the hill like Jack and Jill once the sound comes on after 30 seconds of silence
Never thought of that , but omg yessss ahahah
the dead air 😭😭😭
"I may need to see the booty" is objectively one of the funniest, most embarrassing celebrity DMs of all time
💀💀💀💀
If it was Kanye it would feel normal
v chris hansen
@@1WEareBUFO1 Kanye has had some legendary ones just out there on main (Kris Jong Un, etc) so I guess it would just be another day if it were Kanye, huh? He's broken through the cringe barrier and is now free.
It’s the word “may” for me 😅
adam levine snores like honk shooo mimimimi and gets out of bed in striped pajamas with a matching cap while holding a little plate with a candle on it
I see what you’re saying but I also feel as though this is too adorable of a description for him
@@EF-kk3vh honestly youre right 😭😭
the drool on his mouth
honk shooo mimimimi
He definitely has Zs coming from his head while he snoozes
really fighting the urge not to read the title as "Adam Levine is the horniest weasel alive"
I vote he changes the name to that
Like not too many people saw it already it's not too late
missed opportunity fr
why fight it
**that weasel voice** give in to your..urGES
It makes me feel bad when kurtis says sorry for taking a break… like of course you deserve a proper break. Do we need to form a Kurtistown Workers Union? Lmao
I mean not being nice to him is against the law so I feel like the Kurtistown police can help??
@@sophiathefurbst there are no cops in kurtistown
@@VAMPIREBOYFRIENDZ oh, yeah, acab
(in my defense I was on something that makes me spacey when I left my initial reply)
Kurtis works harder than most real mayors honestly, he deserves a model lol
@@VAMPIREBOYFRIENDZ there are kurtis enforcers
Kurtis saying ‘That’s all I’m gonna say’ and then proceeding to say more things followed by more ‘that’s all I’m gonna say’ two more times made my day for some reason
Me when I'm trying to not overshare lol
I laughed because I am the same way fr
It's too relatable
he just like me fr
adam levine smells a pie in a windowsill and starts floating towards it
💀👌
lmfao fr
33:47 Actually "Your body looks like a Salvadore Dali painting" is a baller flitying line, way better than "Yoru body is absurd". Cause like, which Dali painting? Do you think my boobs look like melting clocks? Lets unpack this. Like its a conversation starter
If someone ever compares me to "The Great Masturbator" there will be flying heads
they literally hit him with the "ahaha" and just gave a ❤ instead of responding but he kept going. he's absolutely Driven
YES how do dudes not notice that??? Lmaooo
he was down horrendous
here before the 99 is changed to 199
same
deadass
It just got changed 😔
Thank you for holding Kurtis accountable for his mistakes.
I was falling asleep to this podcast and woke up to “oh yea the queen died” and honestly that’s a mood
it's even more interesting half sleeping while listening lol.
Omg I put this podcast on to sleep tooooo
@@danisonice. same lol almost never fails
Kurtis saying he’d fight the Queen brought true joy to my heart!
He honestly texts like my dad. Not that my dad texts this kind of shit but just the mannerisms are similar. It’s giving older guy who doesn’t know how to communicate with younger people over text.
I thought you were talking about Kurtis for a sec 🥲
@@isabelwatson5685 😂 no
i mean …he is technically that
@@jullianaangelialivio9148 which makes it worse
hey Kurtis!! idk if you’ll see this, but i actually attended one of Coldplay’s concerts back in June and i just wanted to clarify that only people who have floor tickets get access to the bikes and “kinetic floors” and it’s a completely optional thing! they both are used to charge power for these batteries that are then used for different elements of the show and it was pretty cool knowing that just by dancing and jumping around i’m helping in a small way provide power for the next concert :)
ik it can seem disingenuous when celebs promote things like sustainability considering the massive impact they have on the environment, but i think Coldplay has been very earnest and sincere in their efforts and it shows in the actions they’ve taken for their current world tour!
like for example the band has pledged that for every ticket sold during their current world tour they will have one tree planted + a lot of the merch was made from recyclable/sustainable materials and they’ve created a “good cause fund” that’s taking 10% of all the band’s profits and putting it towards organizations/nonprofits like Global Citizen, The Ocean Cleanup, the Sustainable Food Trust, and SO many more! if you’re interested in learning more about the efforts they’ve made you can check out their sustainability page on their official website ✨💖
kurtis getting angry talking about coldplay and suddenly kicking his feet like a baby is sending me.
for better or worse, very really good has become my main news source
Looks like October is gonna be a very slow news month...
dude me too😭 i don’t have social media other than snapchat so the only way i hear ab news is from the pod lmao
lol @news
I love how you were more excited about john mulaney having stood on those stairs than FRANK SINATRA
Tbf frank Sinatra was a terrible person
@@lanceelliott2504 Tell me why?
@@gremlinprincess Ain't nothin' but a heartache
@@dipplink1814 took me a second ngl lol
@@gremlinprincess he was racist and not good to women, I think he was also antisemitic if I remember correctly
Kurtis saying "a midwinter night's dream" when A Winter's Tale is RIGHT THERE
As Kurtis speaks I like to close my eyes and imagine an animated version of what ever he's saying.
Omg same
Kurtis having his pants cuffed like that gives him the impression of a wee lad
very very funny that he went with "a midwinter night's dream" for his coldplay on words when there is also a real shakespeare play called "a winter's tale"
can’t believe you’re almost at episode 100 ❤️
*200
@@keysaremean4132 it’s a joke 💀 kurtis put “99” in the title at first
@@xfreja I know he did I was there. I was just didn't realise it was a joke. Sorry! 😁
After seeing Kurtis read Adam’s DMs I suddenly need to have him reading to thirst tweets, like, nothing could be funnier than that
OMG YES
Kurtis having a good pirate impersonation is actually scary
33:00 Kurtis mistaking 'surreal' for 'absurd' is almost as funny has 'holy fucking fuck'
Adam Levine more like Adam Levine
Ikr
Good one Rosie
That is actually hilarious Rosie, how do you come up with this stuff?😂
@@xxnighttimexx7645 ikr
true
Me looking at Kurt's mullet: Holy Fuck! That body is absurd!
Kurtis, we will still be here when you get back! Please try to enjoy this time off ♥
Having to ride a bike while seeing Coldplay live, sounds like the spin class from hell
Why?
"Feels good to be back in the stew" - Kurtis Conner and also every potato to have found itself falling out of a pot and being splashed back in.
Fun party game!! Take a shot every time Kurt mentions his bus burning down
POV: liver failure
as a coldplay fan since childhood (i'm 22 and went to their concert a week ago) i found your take about the sustainable tour so fucking funny, bc it isn't actually how you say it, but the lack of context you have makes it hilarious, the coins bag absolutely sent me lmao anyways great video
I don't know what it was about the "There's a reason there's a W and an L in Walmart" but it made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes. I will be using this in my every day life now. Thank you
I was waiting for Kurtis to post a podcast on this whole situation 😭
episode 99? bro aged backwards
2:34 a midwinters night dream sent me. turned off the show immediately and ran a mile. did a thousand pushups. midwinters night dream. this is peak.
Adam Levine looks like the kombucha dude to me, increasingly so as he gets older. His eyes are like
👁️👄👁️
we'll miss you kurtis but super happy for you to be taking a break after all your hard work
babe wake up episode #199 of VRG just dropped
This is ep 99 actually😤
my boyfriend and I would have LOVED to see you in Chicago but you performed the same night as My Chemical Romance, and while we love you, they were on my bucket list to see for like 15 years. Please come back!
On topic with the thing about your teacher and the Queen, the day she died, my girlfriend told me that a girl we both knew in our grade was bawling about her death.
We’re 18 year olds who live in Missouri. It’s not that deep.
I was at ur richmond VA show! My friend got covid so i took my brother instead. He's hard to read so idk if he was going to have a good time. I haven't heard him laugh that hard in a long time. Thank you for making us giggle!
tattoo artists should definitely tell u what their plan is and what they’re doing, i got white ink on a tattoo and wasn’t too concerned abt yellowing bc it’s in a spot that avoids the sun, it still looks slightly yellow and i’m so pale i’m convinced it’d look better without but oh well, homie at least told me what he was doing
100% I got a leg tattoo and the artist used white ink in the shading and it’s not yellow or anything but I just don’t love the look of it. (I couldn’t see what seh was doing because it’s on the back of my leg)
Let's not forget he wants to name the baby after one of his mistresses, Zea!
I'm gonna need Kurtis to read my obituary the same way he read those texts
"Wifey PREGNANT.... and I'm having a BOOOOOOY"
Why does kurtis do such a good pirate impression
damn lil mama, your body is absurd, that thing should be in Ripley’s believe it or not it’s such an oddity 😮💨
“Feels back to be in the studio”
Congrats on your Chicago show, Kurtis! It's so great to see you succeed, and achieve your dreams, through your hard work!
When your teacher busted out the black construction paper, it was the white crayon's time to shine
Last time I was this early, people were still making fun of Kurtis’ glorious mustache 😭🥺
congrats on 99 episodes kurtis!!
perfect time to say "grandmother i hardly know her"
i know your content takes awhile sometimes but i honestly think you put your all into your stuff and i really love waiting to see what you post next, it sucks people are so impatient :(
Riding stationary bikes in a crowd while someone tells jokes sounds like a spin class
Everyone’s FREAKIN out that Harry styles is playing 18 or somethin nights in a row this fella Kurt did like 48
The damn liberal left
Kurtis! enjoy your time off, we'll be here when you come back!
P.S. you inspired me to get a mullet haircut and it's the most amazing thing ever!
me too! and I love it
I honestly hate how hard I laughed at that cold play joke 😭
we time traveled back to number 99 😱😱
i remember listening to VRG during my final high school year and now i'm in 4th year of uni aaaaaaaaa time flies
omg he’s an anti-royalist ❤ didnt think i could like him any more but here we are
I'm so glad you're getting an actual break! Hope all goes well 🙂
I love seeing how grateful Kurtis is for everything he has
Man it irritated me the way people on Twitter were like "you wouldn't say he should have said what colors he's using if it was a colored tattoo/it's standard" and like..if it was a colored tattoo no shit because it's "a colored tattoo" the name implies what to expect regarless of whether or not youd find out you were allergic to the inks.. if youre getting black linework, you expect "black linework" like since when is white ink standard.. I hate people acting like tattoo artists have the last say when they shouldn't.
4:26 this whole bit reminds me of monsters inc -
Like the show is powered on laughter in those canisters
Damn it I just got to the part where he figured this out
i was watching this while playing a video game and an ad came on and i couldnt skip it without leaving the game but turns out the ad was 8 minutes long 😭
My new favorite game is putting on one of your podcast episodes while I shower and seeing if my shower is longer,shorter, or around the same time as an episode. (I take very long showers)
Update: I finished my shower and shaving routine by the last minute of the episode hehehe
“The fucking Queen died so hard” made me snort
saw you in champaign in july and you, jacob, and dean knocked it out of the park! not surprised you had an amazing show at the iconic chicago theatre! the city loves you, as do its creators 😊 enjoy your well deserved time off! we’ll be here when you return! ❤️
the segment about the queen was hilarious pleaseee
best pod in a while. i laughed so hard so many times and watched this twice in one night
enjoy your vacation!! please don't feel like you have to apologize or feel guilty for taking a break, you're a human being and you deserve to rest ❤️❤️
Post malone has a kid is probably one of the craziest sentences I've ever heard. I'm so stunned I had to laugh out loud. Literally.
I took like a good whopping full 10 mins to process that word bomb
*smacks table and leaves*
I watxh this podcast to sleep and his reaction to the queen dying was so funny it pulled me out of REM
Kurtis talking about how he heard people say their friend likes him is funny to me because my friend keeps referencing his videos to me but it's always stuff like smearing shit on the walls and I've told them multiple times it would be so very unfortunate if they said that and I didn't know what they were talking about
I love that you went for “A Midwinter’s Night Dream” when there’s already a Shakespeare play called A Winter’s Tale
Talk to Cody Ko. He’s invested in Liquid Death. He would probably know who to talk to
I really hope that you enjoy your break a lot, you deserve it so much. I get that it might be very scary, but I think running on empty and just forcing yourself to push out content does no good for anyone in the long run. You gotta protect your mental health to be able to enjoy what you do :) we'll be even more stoked if we can tell you are happy and excited
dont worry about the time between videos I go and binge watch past ones (sometimes more than twice) lol
You deserve that break kurtis! We’ll be here when you come back! ❤
hey Kurtis, do you think you'll ever get to upload a recording of one of your shows or a special one day? I don't live in America but I would love to see your show, so it's really sad that there's no way to watch it right now RIP
when kurtis said that he was in his pajamas on the morning of the Chicago event I just imagined him with matching striped cap, pants and shirt with big fluffy slippers holding a teddy bear or sum lmao
Don’t worry my kurt we love your videos so much and i’m happy you can get a chance to get away finally :) We all love you but also have other creators we can watch we will be fine if you take some well deserved time off after 40smth shows
Anxiety peaking every single time he‘s holding his cup over his laptop
ya'll killed it! I started watching your vids and listening to your pod this year while I was going through some stuff and had to buy those tickets. It was my 1st comedy show too so thanks for kicking ass!
Hey Kurtis, happy you’re taking a break you deserve it. We’ll miss you but totally understand ❤
Adam Levine having a mid-life crisis.
Love you dude, glad you're taking a well needed break 🙂
This made me realize that kurtis conner saying "pussy" is my least favorite thing actually!!!
I think he meant 'covid' with the vid. Like Covid straining his relationship with his wife.
Ohhh wait yeah maybe
Its amazing hearing you talking so passionately about your tour. Well deserved vacation!
You go take that break man ♡ You deserve it 👏
Congrats on the Chicago theatre! It was nice hearing about, happy you are getting some recognition
Liquid Death give this phenomenal gentleman a sponsorship.
Also would love to see Jenna on the 200th ep if she is down!!
It's always back to be in the studio man 👍🏼👌🏼😉
I'm so proud of you Kurtis!! You are so awesome, congrats, and good luck with everything else.
the title says #99😦
Enjoy your vacation , well deserved ! Thank you for making me laugh and showing me how to find humour in everyday problems 🤗
So glad you’re taking time for yourself Kurt 😊
Have fun Kurtis! I love your work