Home Depot Theme Orchestral Remix
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- čas přidán 11. 01. 2021
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No, there are no orchestral anvil strikes, iconic as it is, it wasn't quite in line with the idea for this mix! (But feel free to edit your own version with them and credit this if ya want to see it happen) - Zábava
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Bob the Builder as the final boss.
IM DYING
Bob the butcher
Engineer is the plot twist villain that ends up killing Bob.
Can we fix it?
The shambles of our society have crumbled to dust and withers
LOL
This is the theme that plays when you have to run behind the employee just to keep up after asking where something was.
I am that employee and I'm sorry
Mission: Follow Employee (7 meters)
"Objective: Survive"
It is in the paint department. Everything asked for is always in the paint department. Damprid is in the paint department and the pressure washers.
Hello, have you come To bring us sugar and tea and rum?
"More Saving, More Doing. That's the power of Home Depot"
-Calvin Coolidge, The Art of War
How to immediately stop a depression episode-
>Save more
>Do more
>Harness the power of the Home Depot
Calvin Coolidge my favorite confederate general
as a current home depot employee, i will now play this song in my head during my shift whenever chaos ensues
I got rejected for my home depot application.
I'm going to keep trying until I get accepted.
@@sushiroll9401 play this song during your interview & you’ll get the job
@@joe-wv3mr I'm going to do exactly that if I get an interview (just applied for one in Vernon)
@@joe-wv3mr ok, phone interview in monday.....
when they ask why I want to work here, Imma play this
@@sushiroll9401 ok yes yes. keep me updated!!
Gimli: "And they call this place a hardware store! A hardware store!"
**drops bucket that echoes through the whole store**
@@al3583 Fool of a Took!
The have a store troll.
“Here lies Craig Meaner. Lord of Home Deporia”
Let them come! There is one checkout counter yet in Home Deporia that still reads bar codes!"
When you’re building your son a treehouse at 12 but you have to prevent Ragnorak at 3
This is what Odin heard when he hung himself from Ygddrasil
@@shaynehughes6645 hung as in just hanging a coat, or hung like executed himself? Because for the execution it's "hanged"
for a moment I thought this was referring to age and got some pretty funny mental visuals
@@fennelcomeaux9663 bruh
@@JohnSmith-ex8iw i mean your right but seeing as s/he was doing past tense
Instinctively some people put hung
Hanged is also past tense but it doesn't roll of the tongue
CEO: "You're hired"
Music out of nowhere:
"Time for your final interview"
*And hence all deceased fathers across the planet were awakened, in one blaze of glory, rising once again to complete the job.*
This is what plays when the Home Depot employees gather to stop you from eating all the drywall.
WHAT-
You too, thought I was the only one.
This comment came to my house and shot me in the leg
nothing can stop me
Snuck up behind me and ripped out my spine
Have you ever wanted to build a citadel to imprison the power of the gods? Well, that’s the power of Home Depot
More saving more doing
Both of these comments are *G O L D*
This reads like a sponsorship would in Welcome to Night Vale
🤣🤣🤣
This is giving me ideas
This needs a 10 hours version.
he has a one hour version
On PC, right click on the video and select LOOP. It'll play forever.
rihgt clicl loopl
I remember being a little kid and rocking out every time a home depot commercial came on, this song has no right to go as hard as it does
Legend has it this theme only plays when you have to show an employee where to find something
The reply:
Ummmm.... you’d better just go talk to customer service, I don’t work in this section. (Thinks to self: please stop bothering me on the way to the break room...)
Can't like this anymore. It's at 666
damn, must be playing a lot then bc I just got hired and I have NO CLUE where shit is lmfao
😂😂
Telling an associate you’ll call another associate to help them find something
When you're done building the shed, so you decide to build Shed 2.
this is the funniest one lmfao
Shed²
That’s a house
Dude shed 2
Shed 2 episode 1
Mr Depot himself walks through the infinite warehouse, concrete cracking beneath every step he takes, a sharp orange glow from his direction, he can access every piece of inventory at his fingertips, entire decks and homes both planned and build in the matter of seconds. Some say that he is what began the entire industrial revolution
I GOT A HOME DEPOT AD ON THIS OMG!!!
Humans will never peak past this
Thats because humans will never peak
@@finaladvance5085 I think we're peaking now. whenever shit hits the fan is when the peak drops
This is one of many summits, there is always a taller mountain and a deeper sea trench, it’s just a matter of time before it happens again.
We peaked many years ago mate
Tutore singlehandedly pulled the last straw on humanity's timeline with this fire.
Felt cute, might make a sword later
You, you get it
Imposter!
@@mememan2243 amogus
Hmm...there's two of em now
Space sword?
POV: it’s a fantasy world and you need a new hammer and luckily a tiny locally owned blacksmith just opened down the road called “The Depot of Home”
why does the home depot theme go harder than some actual songs
This is the boss theme that plays after handing your dad the wrong tool.
"I SAID THE SCREW GUN NOT THE DRILL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME???"
@@dashaeggleston8177 “WOULD YA JUST HOLD THE FLASHLIGHT STILL!”
*drops flashlight on his foot*
“SON OF A BIT/“
Wife: “DEAR!”
@@dashaeggleston8177 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO USE A CHAINSAW?!
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'VE NEVER USED ONE BEFORE!
my dad gets obnoxiously mad when i confuse my tools idk why
@@pieceofschmidtgamer I ASKED FOR THE 31/78 INCH SOCKET RENCH RATCHET NOZZLE NEEDLE NOSE HYDROELECTRIC STAINLESS STEEL FLATHEAD HYDRAULIC ADJUSTABLE PLIERS.
When the CEO of Home Depot comes in to buy paint for his own house.
😂😂😂
Wasting his money going to Home Depot for paint
imagine he heads into lowe’s instead
@@neilclerk2579 the man pays himself from buying from home depot
Walking like wide Putin
Why is it so good
"I was born in the depot, forged by it"
“Don’t worry boys; the Engineer is Engie-here!”
Tf2
"Still tinkering with that one..."
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW"
Engineer taunts *home depot theme*
It’s enough to make a grown man cry, and that’s ok
I got this reference
@@idontknowwhatimdoin942 such a good movie imo
@@vulcanraven420 facts
Manliest of tears.
Boys, is it gay to have basic human emotions?
This orchestral remix of the Home Depot theme is fantastic! The transformation of the classic jingle into this epic arrangement is truly impressive. It feels like entering a DIY adventure in a fantasy world. Huge applause to the talented creators behind this masterpiece. It's inspiring me to approach my home improvement projects with even more enthusiasm. Well done!
How the Romans felt when they build anything.
The Aqueducts:
also how the Spartans felt when proving their military might.....
when marching to the sea this song plays, when the 300 held off the Persians this song played.....when a destined warrior was born this song played.....when men were tested this song played.....
when king Leonidis kicked the messenger down into the pit this song played....THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
Okay, but like... honestly. As Norman said, the aqueducts - creating an airtight channel to move water UPHILL on its own power; the Coliseum was made with three different types of cement to account for the different stresses each section would undergo; Roman roadways are still functional and in use to this day. Just... SO cool. My dad was geeking out about it all the other day.
oh so that’s why Rome wasn’t built in a day they were too busy jamming out to this weren’t they
@@nathanoher4865
They didn't want that feeling to end.
"The store will be closing... NOW", then this plays as you frantically try to run to the exit from the back of the store.
The store is now closed. Please exit the building.
This reminded me of the "you should kill yourself... NOW" meme and i find it funny
@@SparkStudiosTunes Time to start hammering through the emergency exits
@@SparkStudiosTunes The store is now closed. Please exit the building.
Plot twist: you fail to *exit the building* and are now stuck in a dark empty Home Depot you bang on the slidey doors and the employees see you and wish you a good luck and a prayer so that you may survive what is yet to come
At 3 am you’ve awoken to the sound of a strange creature moving quickly around the dark abysmal store . . . (To be continued)
This theme plays when the Home Depot employee has enough.
This sounds like a final boss theme that you’d hear in a Home Depot themed video game.
A game where you fight corporate sponsored monsters and other such antagonists such as Walmartus, Toysarus, Burger Beast, and Home Despot.
I went looking for this for the jokes
Found art instead
I was searching for copper but I found gold
@@rustern4681 I was searching for gold and found diamonds
@@godbloodspilla7154 I was searching for diamonds and found netherite
@@chikintown5885 I was searching for netherite and found GODAMN LAVA.
666th like, came here looking for music found the devil instead.
What the Engineering students hear when their teacher says "I've brought in an expert"
Underrated
They bring in bob the builder
The CEO of Home Depot himself
As an Engineering student, this is accurate.
UwU
2014 kids channel: Today were gonna be staying overnight in a Home Depot!!!
The 2 well and equally payed, well awake night shift guards:
I'm going to slip this into my D&D campaign playlist, and whoever recognizes it first gets inspiration
The ten dislikes were Lowe's employees.
Look we are doing our best
Slowes (kidding)
@@devspacito2135 I work for an armored truck company and we recently lost Lowe's as a customer because every time we try to service you guys you literally have one fucking manager in the entire store and he literally can't give us their money before we have to leave because he's busy doing six other jobs. This phenomenon has been common across every Lowe's story I've been to.
Seriously, _how do you function???_ We've had understaffing problems too but what the fuck
I know you're doing your best though. I'm not even complaining about that. I just wonder who the hell in corporate is steering that sinking ship and it's amazing you're all bailing enough to keep it afloat.
@@SpadesNeil All the managers will go into a meeting and basically say you're crap put of luck if you need one of the dozens of functions your department needs a manager for, within the next hour
Damn. The entire collective workforce of Lowe’s came to dislike
Listened to this while playing minecraft
Made the life size model of Europe and the cites
in survival
@@hexagonalcarbon *Hardcore Survival.
In a 1:1 ratio
I made Soviet Russia
@@xichang1000 with the rlcraft mod installed
As a Lowes employee, this is terrifying. We are outmatched…
WE'RE GETTING MICRO-WAVED BY THE DMR WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
When the dad's reach their final form
Dad:you cannot beat the power of
HOME DEPOT
*Hobby Lobby cries*
When the dads correct you for misusing an apostrophe
When Phineas and Ferb know what they're going to do for a *whole week.*
Ferb. I know what we’re going to do all week.😎
No this is greater. This is the entire summer
Elon Musk:
*Dear god....*
That’s it. I’ve had enough CZcams for today. Take your comedy gold sir. 🏅
“Aren’t you guys a little young to be making long term projects?”
The song I didn't know I needed but am so grateful for
Home Depot theme had a home Depot ad play that scared off a spider
one of the moments of all times
“Against all the broken things humanity can create we will send unto them only you”
*FIX AND REPAIR UNTIL IT IS DONE*
They are no longer your pallets to lay
we now need a heavy metal remix of this.
Fix it Felix it's time to shine
I love how so many gamer communities came to a home depot orchestra theme. We got doom, we got tf2, we got animal crossing, we got fast and furious, but most importantly, we've got doers.
@@thelegacyshow4248 what about fallout
Fun fact: *Forge worlds are just planet sized Home Depots*
:) our god emperor came to share us some knowledge
Praise the Omnissiah!
The Depot broke before the Guard
😂
stygies VII has all the weird power tools that no one knows what their purpose is
Why the hell does this song go as hard as it does.
Whenever the store is about to close, they should play this while giving a countdown
two questions:
Why does this exist
why does it actually sound really good
It is too complex for mere mortals to understand
science isn't about why. it's about why not
sakurai hired him to hype home depot guy up so they can add him
And why does the background image look like Mustafar
because the home depot theme is a fuckin banger
Very disappointed by the lack of orchestral anvil strikes
True that would have been a lot better
Played a percussion part in highschool that called for Brake Drums, literally just hitting metal with a stick, it's phenomenal. Anvils are indeed orchestral enough to be here as well.
czcams.com/video/Z5POReSB4Os/video.html
Or ringing bells
@@asherhockersmith8271 oh hey finally, a non-bot user who actually put a good youtube link
This aint the boss music, this is the area just before the boss that still has music that slaps
“More saving. More doing.”
Even the store motto sounds like it belongs to a super hero 😭
I feel like this needs the rhythmic sounds of metal clanging against metal
Agreed.
Agreed.
I could hear it in my head while listening to this
Yeah, hammers falling
It needs that guy playing the anvil in the orchestra
This playing as an army of dads appear after you said "I'm hungry" you notice several of them are flipping burgers and such on grills they look at you, smile, and say in unison "hi hungry I'm dad"
Why do I hear boss music
@@malachi9821 this visual is fucking incredible
Why is this so epic?
Boss helth bar apers
Omg wth lol 😂😂😂
I was unahppy, then I saw this. I'm smiling and can't even remember what was making me sad! Thanks for making the world a better place Tutore ❤
when the dwarf becomes a merchant selling unironically good tools at reasonable prices and lumber thats some how never straight
You know you've gone too far in the suggested videos when you get to orchestral remake CZcams
Truly the most blursed part of youtube
@@TheTutore no the most blursed is when you get to strange disease documentaries and Maury
@@audreybiggs4388 That's just plain cursed
Not cursed enough
Facts
I worked at home depot for 5 years.... I just sent this to all of my home depot friends.
I worked there for 3 years, back in the glory days before they made all of those cuts to employee perks like healthcare for part time workers and the payment to stores who surpassed their purchase plan for that quarter which gifted an extra 2,000 or so per person. That year Bob Nardeli made the papers because he had million dollar bottles of Champaign in the stores corporate Christmas party in NYC, with our healthcare and cut perks paying for those bottles. The stock is worth over $200 per share now? Well I bought it at a discount back when it was stuck around $28 and $35 dollars for the three years I worked there.
@@Skitdora2010 the biannual bonus was round 200 for us. But the last ome i had was right after they repainted the store and repaved the parking lot. We got 75$ lol
true legend
What a gamer
I worked over the summer last year on MET, trying to remember my 5 am work days is like trying to remember a fever dream
Tools forged in the fire and flames. Iron melting in hot magma as the sweat drips down the worker's face. A blast of hot air sweeps through the forge.
"Thou hath more wealth, which allows more labor. Thus is the strength of The Depot of Home"
Upon your entrance of the Home Depot, you find instead it is a castle disguised as a shopping center. A Manager and a 45 year old white woman have drawn swords and are preparing to duel. It will be bloody. The isles are packed with weaponry, but most importantly, light fixtures. A symphony is in the rafters, playing this theme at maximum force. A dragon is seen carrying supplies out to an automobile. A tall warlock approaches you in his horrifically small Home Depot apron. He holds a hand out to you.
"Welcome to Home Depot."
Roll Perception to avoid getting lost in the aisles of wood.
@@impish_snake3526 you rolled a 16
@@ghostslayer1981 I didn’t say *I* rolled a perception check, now did I? 🤨
@@impish_snake3526 no. I just decided to say that.
@@ghostslayer1981 Fool! I have recently entered FOREVER DM-DOM and I SHALL NOT BE SHAKEN!
The smell of freshly cut wood litters the air. The floor is smooth and cold, with sawdust and other debris scattered around it. You look up to see a giant fortress made out of bags of dogfood, wooden planks, paint cans, and other things which aren’t too familiar. A great adventure awaits you, humble customer...
Lets get building * grabs hammer*
I'm gonna need this comment read by Sam Elliot or Matthew McConaughey immediately.
Terrible writing.
@@furniturerocks4733 about a thousand people disagree dip shit
@Teriyaki so you started smelling the dog food instead right? LMAO
"ALL HAIL THE DEPOT EMPIRE!"
I was drunk as hell last night and this was the last thing I watched before I passed out. Beautiful.
My girlfriend makes fun of me for unironically listening to the Home Depot beat when I work out... now it receives the respect it deserves.
Update: The Home Depot Beat was my top-listened song on Spotify this year. My girlfriend can't believe it.
More reps, more gains. That’s the power of Home Depot.
You beat her didn't you
Build a new gf at Home Depot
I mean, it's not your fault that these companies are really good at choosing their ad music
Go shopping at Home Depot and build a new gf
"Fear not the man with a gun, but the man with an orchestra as his theme."
-Sun Tzu, in the art of war
Sun tzu said that! And I think he knows a bit more about building than you do pal, because he invented it!
@@finalbossofschool8724 And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
“And a man who knows memes”
And from that day forward we have always called it a zoo!
the man with a fucking orchestral power tool
"FERB, I KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO TODAY."
WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE FORGE WITH THIS ONE 🗣🔥🔥🔥
Bob the Builder: "Oh? You're approaching me?"
Handy Manny: "I can't beat the shit out of you with out getting closer."
you have awakened years of handy manny in my head i am not in the mood. (=(
edit: i am now in the mood. Thank you! =)
Handy Manny is weak. His tools do the work for him. Bob actually uses his tools.
@@Luigiawesome13 but what about Scoop and the gang?
@@yolkeggs They do the work humans normally couldn't do without the proper vehicles. Bob would otherwise just be operating them without much of a sweat.
Bob the builder had a small army of construction vehicles at his disposal. Not to mention he has the ability to fix anything he sees as a problem, including wiping entire timelines from existence. Handy Manny had no chance.
Don’t say you’re a Halo fan if you don’t remember this iconic music track
Never forget
Marty O' Donnel where you at?
That's what I was thinking
Indeed
Thanks for killing half of Tokyo dumbass
This is what plays when over a montage of a GREAT DWARF LORD smithing a powerful weapon
i clicked on it thinking it mightbe goo i was not prepared for this level of awesomeness
Kind of wish this was a trend of making well known commercial songs into epic pieces. Next up, "We are Farmers" but like it's an epic choir chant backed by an entire orchestra 😂
Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!
Or it could be Norse chanting styled, feel like that would be dumber
@Jsslade THIS IS ME
WE ARE FARMERS MOMENT
Folgers coffee song but it's an entire choir
Backed by Mongolian throat singing
I feel like they should have a Home Depot commercial where Thor goes there and needs help with something and this is playing instead of the normal theme.
Holy sh** thank you guys for all the likes!
That would've been great Ragnarock advertising where he goes in to fix Mjolnir
@@tTtan639 big brain
OMG YES someone do the edit right now
Thor needs a new hammer to replace Mjolnir
Promo ads for Home Depot
HOLY SHIT I AM ASCENDING
“Moria... You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... more saving, more doing.”
ok checkmark
🐳
A potato of culture I see
“That’s the power of Dwarf Depot!”
Sauce? Pin me if ya got it
I'm going to ask my orchestra teacher if we can play this
Did it ever happen? Highkey curious
yeah me too
Please update us
we need to know the truth
He'd need the sheetmusic
Can't wait for the multiversus home depot stage.
Hammers echo in the deep
Forge fires roar
The great work takes shape
Only at Home Depot
More slaying, more doing. That's the power of the Home Depot.
Edit: holy hell, people, this wasn't that funny. But thanks anyway ❤️
Even DOOMGUY fears this song.
More slaying, More DOOMing. Lol
More ripping, more tearing
Until it is done
Gnome Depot
The Only Thing They Fear Is The Depot
When you learn sawdust and ice together make something as strong as concrete.
Pykrete!
HMS Habakkuk wants to know your location
Wait WHAT
Same shit goes for candle wax, readily available and you could hit someone over the head with it. Set the bat on fire and the evidence will dissappear
More saving, More doing
the whole QSERF community loves this
THIS ACTUALLY GOES HARD
right in my workout playlist
I never thought I’d be sitting in a chair, eating pasta, listening to the orchestral Home Depot theme unironically, but here we are. Crazy how the world works.
Tell me about it, I looked up the theme and ended up here instead of the original. Snacking on some triscuits. Really enhances the eating experience if you ask me.
And I am here eating tic tacs and drinking Coka-Cola. Really did make the experience Epic!
You guys got some interesting snack choices, but hey, so do I. Triscuits and Tic Tacs are pretty great actually.
This exact thing is happening to me too right now.
I'm at a pasta place rn and looked this up to show my mom and now I'm jamming 😂
The Adeptus Mechanicus has records dating back to the 2nd millennium of their earliest predecessors... the Hometicus Despots, an ancient clan of tech-adepts, or as they called themselves in their time, Doers.
Theses Doers could range from simple service men to the most advanced of mechanical users. Some made colors in minutes that would take weeks, some had machines that could move mountains. They harnessed their power from yet unknown means, however it is said it was a practice of will and motto under designation. “More saving, unto more doing”. Capable of selling materials for almost any needs. Truly they were a clan to be feared, if not restricted by the chains of Lowes and Targete. However, in these sagas there once is one that overshadowed all, so big even the largest nations couldn’t comprehend. Wallius mart.
@@bigman6251 The same Wallius Mart that was directly responsible for the blasphemous creation of the heretical Men Of Iron.
@@the-letter_s indeed the very so!
@@bigman6251 It is said that the Primarch Dorn was born of two unique strands of DNA; that of the Emperor, and that of a simple Doer.
I am a Doer
The dwarves of Moria went hard to this while digging that mythril
Dad, Father of the Year, was definitely the hardest boss I faced while playing Depot's Souls
When fixing the loose floor board requires a trip across Los Angeles traffic
The door with a squeaky hinge: “Why do I hear boss music?”
Lmao that facility guard scp sl pfp is funny.
@@minteemackerel1415 Nice TF2 Holy Mackerel pfp
Unironically goes stupid hard
i imagine this as background music, for a building simulator, when the objective is to build a tower to defend a country and only have limited area resources, discovering that there's a forest across a river, yet your only boat at the moment is a dingy. that's the mental image i got while listening to this.
You finally reach the back of the store, making your way through the cavernous aisles.
The massive supply doors rumble open, revealing a simple figure carrying a hammer and a bucket.
The lights focus on his sewed name tag, as the music starts. Homer, the Doer.
The sawdust will cover the whole Earth....
That's the power...
@@truehath ...OF HOME DEPOT!!! *war between home depot and lowes happens while this theme is playing*
Your profile image scares me
I will cover the world in my work!
And only one man can clean it all...
How your dad feels after buying everything he needed to get from Home Depot:
And now with all six Infinity Tools. Hammer, Nails, Wrench, Power Drill, Screwdriver and Duct tape, Dad can finally use the Infinity Toolbox to destroy and rebuild the Tree House
@@lilmelee554 destroy?
Naaaaah renovate that shit and turn it into a tree mansion
IN ONE TRIP
@@jessipanda I was just going to say this exact thing... that's ultimate power. "I'm four parallel universes ahead of myself"
A wild Katawa bro. How rare.
Me on a Sunday: relaxing, watching a movie, hanging out.
My Dad on a Sunday:
“I didn’t even say anything about this”
-Sun tzu the art of war
Accidentally put this in my sad playlist and it pulled me out of a crying episode
Thats the power of "More saving. More doing"
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 "How doers get more done"
@@patricksvarietycorner5700 Yeah, you don't see the Lowes theme getting anyone out of a crying episode, do you?
Crying? There's no crying in home improvement superstores!
Don't enforce your sadness and negativity, completely obliterate it, my dude! Choose joy over negativity and sadness! :D
This is what Home Depot is like in either the future or Middle Earth
The theme for the imperial fists or rogal dorn
@@Cairo40000 oh yeah, that makes sense... How did you know I like Warhammer
@@alexanderthegreat6682 Just a guess really
who said the future and middle earth arent one in the same?
@@anti-housefireadvocate6386 gasp
my favorite version of this song
I feel like this should become one of those songs where people on the internet just keep adding parts to make it better. For example:
Someone adds trumpets
Someone adds a baseline
Someone adds chants and vocals.
The church of the broken god when they finally get all the pieces:
Very few will understand that refrance, Solidarity.
The worlds as good as f*cked if the broken god locates a home depot...
Ah, I see you're a man of [REDACTED] as well.
Time to do some breaking
I..I. Understood that reference