The Spicy Rat Caper Pt2 | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 2

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  • The ragtag group of OX adventurers continue their search for the elusive M. Channail, starting with a stealth infiltration of a mysterious crypt. Do Prudence, Dob, Merilwen and Corazón (aka, Jane, Luke, Ellen and Andy) have the wit, wisdom and wherewithal to keep the quest on track? I mean sure, why not. Thanks again to Eurogamer's tabletop expert Johnny Chiodini for his excellent DM skills -- please enjoy, and subscribe to Outside Xbox and Eurogamer for more: / outsidexbox / / eurogamer
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  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets Před 6 lety +1149

    Dob: Better knock out this guy without hurting him excessively. We're not monsters here!
    Corazón: Well, I'll tie up this other guy without hurting him at all.
    Merilwen: I try to shoot the first guy for messing with nature!
    Prudence: HE WILL MAKE A FINE SACRIFICE TO CTHULU.

    • @thomasb2265
      @thomasb2265 Před 6 lety +35

      Cheezbuckets sounds about right. Though, I must admit, I'm not big on incapacitation, more decapitation. Is that a bad thing?

    • @thomasb2265
      @thomasb2265 Před 6 lety +47

      Cheezbuckets we bow down and accept Prudence as our all-powerful mistress, and we hope not to invite her wrath upon us.
      I don't like mage characters, as a sword master myself. But the Eldritch blast is fricking awesome

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 Před 5 lety +14

      I’m honestly just hoping she doesn’t find my safe house/ bomb shelter......

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty Před 5 lety +22

      Twenty episodes later
      ORPHAN MURDER

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 Před 5 lety +14

      Dapper Horus not just murder, they became cement!

  • @thebicameralmonk359
    @thebicameralmonk359 Před 6 lety +1121

    So when Luke says incapacitate, Ellen hears shoot in the knee and Jane hears erase from existence. Why am I not surprised?

  • @chazfu
    @chazfu Před 6 lety +824

    Oxboxtra: the official party of "that escalated quickly."

    • @harleenhufflepuff340
      @harleenhufflepuff340 Před 3 lety +21

      And we haven't even seen Merilwen's Meat Grinder yet! 🤣

    • @big924
      @big924 Před 2 lety +4

      @@harleenhufflepuff340 now we’ve gone to clearing out Alcatraz in a single day

    • @nataliemelody1501
      @nataliemelody1501 Před rokem +1

      And Merilwen's now a war criminal...

  • @hallower1980
    @hallower1980 Před 6 lety +485

    "Knock, knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Jane."
    "Jane who?"
    "Eldritch blast!!"

    • @bradyboebel2088
      @bradyboebel2088 Před 6 lety +13

      Aaron Miller Yes, just yes!

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi Před 6 lety +19

      Now *THAT'S* hideous laughter!

    • @thesymbiotenation.4552
      @thesymbiotenation.4552 Před 5 lety +12

      Eldritch what? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (dies)

    • @fischaventine8313
      @fischaventine8313 Před 3 lety +1

      *time slows as the Eldritch blast flies into your face*

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear Před 3 lety +5

      *Dob:* Knock knock
      *Charmed Guard:* Who's there?
      *Prudence:* ( _thamaturged into Protoss Computer Voice_ ) NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!

  • @outsidexbox
    @outsidexbox Před 6 lety +1058

    And we were there!
    OXOX

  • @SonicRooncoPrime
    @SonicRooncoPrime Před 6 lety +700

    So...
    Luke fails to kick a guy while he's down.
    Ellen fails to shoot a guy while he's down.
    Jane obliterates a guy while he's down.
    Sounds about right.

    • @fischaventine8313
      @fischaventine8313 Před 3 lety +16

      All the NON-lethal attacks miss but slaughtering hits

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo Před 3 lety +4

      They didn't change much to the last adventure 🤣🤣

  • @generalmanyara
    @generalmanyara Před 6 lety +345

    Ellen: I'll just try to stop him with minimum damage :)
    Jane: ALL THE DAMAGE! IN THE FACE! FIRE!!!!!

  • @kellenmoore960
    @kellenmoore960 Před 6 lety +465

    "There's nothing funny about that sacred hymn." Dobb *as a single tear gingerly rolls down his face*

  • @spilledink1491
    @spilledink1491 Před 6 lety +484

    ... a loud clang echoes as the pommel of Dob's rapier strikes the concrete beside the nearly incapacitated guard's head. Before he can recover an arrow whizzes past his face, lodging itself deep into the ground just beside fallen man's knee. What in the hell...? he thinks to himself as he turns back to see a crestfallen Merilwen standing beside the cart, recently expended bow in hand. He is about to call out to her when the air suddenly begins to crackle. Like a vampire roused from its slumber, Prudence slowly looms out from beneath the sheet, arms outstretched at her sides, eyes aglow with demonic fury. All the while, the sound of hysterical laughter can still be heard at the other end of the hall. Dob barely has time to duck before a torrent of arcane energy comes hurtling in the direction of the poor guard's face, melting it as well as the rest of his body into an unidentifiable pink paste. Corazon, alarmed by the commotion, finishes tying up the now softly sobbing entry man and returns to investigate. He finds Dob lying in the fetal position beside a crimson smear on the stone being looked upon by a shaken Merilwen and a rather huffy looking Prudence. "She she she..." is all the orc can manage, but the scene needs no explanation. Corazon gapes at Prudence in disgust. "I'm a pirate, and even I think that's bad." The tiefling only rolls her eyes. "You're welcome," is all she says.

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před 6 lety +29

      This is so good!
      The OXBOX crew is funnier and thus still somewhat better, though.

    • @myrrhfortheroad
      @myrrhfortheroad Před 5 lety +29

      LOL!! Thank you for this! Well-written!

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin Před 4 lety +15

      Amazing! Well written

    • @Wulf-cub
      @Wulf-cub Před 4 lety +25

      And now the tied up guard is scarred for life.

    • @funiscool7575
      @funiscool7575 Před 4 lety +4

      Good

  • @overlongname
    @overlongname Před 6 lety +391

    My own headcanon:
    Luke: I'll roll the dices...
    Ellen: I think the plural is "die"
    Luke: Flamingos never say die

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation Před 5 lety +20

      Die is singular, while Dice can be singular or plural.

    • @anothercreator7433
      @anothercreator7433 Před 4 lety +8

      Luke: I’ll roll the douse...
      Ellen: I think you mean “die”
      Luke: Flamingos never say die

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aspirationsDelineation I think that's just descriptivism, no?

    • @MystFox1314
      @MystFox1314 Před 4 lety +6

      caytropica
      Dice should never be singular in my opinion

  • @arcticseanachai2283
    @arcticseanachai2283 Před 6 lety +249

    first Andy is called a bastard pirate then a rude pirate, seems people are warming up to him

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 Před 6 lety +559

    Luke tries knocking a guy unconscious, Ellen tries shooting his knee, but Jane just blasts the guy into oblivion.

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 Před 6 lety +17

      Lucas M what did you expect

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 Před 6 lety +43

      Good point. At least she's a... devout follower?

    • @itisALWAYSR.A.
      @itisALWAYSR.A. Před 6 lety +47

      I thought the point of roleplaying was to NOT be yourselves for a while?

    • @Jambobist
      @Jambobist Před 6 lety +70

      Cthulhu was pleased, you guys want an angry Cthulhu cutting about? Melting that guy's face off was the prudent thing to do.

    • @ComanderScar
      @ComanderScar Před 6 lety +13

      I see what you did there ;)

  • @tbird7304
    @tbird7304 Před 6 lety +594

    I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an Eldritch Blast to the face after a failed dexterity check made an arrow miss my knee. Now I'm forever wrapped in the embrace of Cthulu! Pfft... Wood Elves.

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 Před 6 lety +3

      T Bird define "eldritch" if you're so eager on using it as an adjective.

    • @tetsujin86
      @tetsujin86 Před 6 lety +20

      "Eldritch - Weird and sinister. Ghostly." The grammar checks out. Move along.

    • @tetsujin86
      @tetsujin86 Před 6 lety +8

      Mmm... Tentacles!

    • @Her_Imperious_Condesension
      @Her_Imperious_Condesension Před 4 lety +13

      @proudblackjynx
      Eldritch _is_ an adjective.
      Don't know what you're on.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 Před 4 lety +5

      @@theywalkinguptoyouand4060 but it is an adjective even in the spell name it's an adjective. Define eldritch if you're so sure it's a noun

  • @completelypointlesstv
    @completelypointlesstv Před 6 lety +180

    "You can take this horse, and piss off while you have it" Is the best line ever. Also the look on Luke's face as Jane explains how she *ahem* incapacitates the guard is something I hope never to forget.

  • @Jambobist
    @Jambobist Před 6 lety +197

    It's amazing that, whatever the situation, Jane always finds a way to melt someone's face with a space laser.

    • @Thrythlind
      @Thrythlind Před 6 lety +20

      heh, Orbital Death Space Laser is a 2nd level druid spell actually....though it's called Moon Beam.

    • @CarlyCurly_
      @CarlyCurly_ Před 5 lety +3

      True that

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Thrythlind from the future, we should have seen this coming

  • @CarlyCurly_
    @CarlyCurly_ Před 4 lety +24

    Random guard:
    Prudence: *YOUR FREE TRIAL OF EXISTENCE HAS ENDED*

  • @no-rd5tn
    @no-rd5tn Před 6 lety +400

    adventure of the spicy rat... and the other guys

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 Před 6 lety +7

      Thats not a nice thing... Luke just had some bad rolls!

    • @johnpenn5360
      @johnpenn5360 Před 6 lety +2

      Mc Uber Boss I thought he was vanilla scented now?

    • @Reids0me
      @Reids0me Před 6 lety +3

      Spicy Rat and Co.

    • @populousclone7330
      @populousclone7330 Před 6 lety +4

      Mc Uber Boss the spicy CLEAN rat remember

  • @funnyparadox7816
    @funnyparadox7816 Před 6 lety +143

    Team Oxtra "We incapacitate the target" and they miss
    Team Oxbox "KILL KILL KILL" and the disintegrate a guard

  • @broadleaf81
    @broadleaf81 Před 6 lety +194

    My new official catchphrase: "I remain huffy."

  • @alexiggutierrez
    @alexiggutierrez Před 6 lety +134

    It took me literally the entire episode to realize that M. Channail is just Mike....

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 Před 2 lety +8

    "Can you let us in."
    "Who is us?"
    *"The horse"*

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 Před 6 lety +397

    5:11 When you ask a genuine question but it comes across way too agressive

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 Před 6 lety +74

      Andy Mcp The weirdest part is that her audio wasn't even altered.

    • @lucyalvey2770
      @lucyalvey2770 Před 6 lety +17

      I literally fell off my chair from laughing so hard, like, damn

  • @willben20
    @willben20 Před 6 lety +226

    Once this particular campaign is done, could someone please animate the whole adventure? Just that combat piece alone would be hilarious to watch. Dob and Merilwen stumbling to incap this guard and Prudence just sighs, and disintegrates the guard in one attack. "Well? Let's go?"

    • @alakuriel4697
      @alakuriel4697 Před 6 lety +13

      This! 1000 times, this! Somebody please do this! o.o

    • @phenjaws569
      @phenjaws569 Před 6 lety +2

      yes that would be hilarious

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 Před 4 lety +8

      So I'm wondering did this ever happen

    • @ultrabigfella
      @ultrabigfella Před 4 lety +3

      @@isaiahf-d846 same.

    • @alyx_aizawa5710
      @alyx_aizawa5710 Před 2 lety +2

      The *entire* adventure being animated would probably kill the artist but favorite moments are way more easier to do

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo Před 5 lety +36

    Ghost: I used to be a guard until I took an Eldritch Blast to the face.

  • @chrismanuel9768
    @chrismanuel9768 Před 3 lety +39

    You know, rewatching these old episodes and I'm realizing how good D&D is at promoting teamwork. Andy was very... Type A in the early episodes. But as time has gone on, he's much more flexible and cooperative. And Ellen, she's always been quiet and a bit passive, but she's gotten more confident since these episodes.
    GROWTH.

  • @fionastone1639
    @fionastone1639 Před 5 lety +32

    Merilwen: Warning shot
    Prudence: DISINTEGRATE

  • @ArbiterBacon
    @ArbiterBacon Před 6 lety +213

    Only Jane would try to loot a disintegrated corpse 😂

    • @cadenseil5630
      @cadenseil5630 Před 6 lety +16

      ArbiterBacon Skyrim logic right there 😂

    • @TheOneTrueEfrate
      @TheOneTrueEfrate Před 6 lety +15

      That's every d & d character from my 16 years of experience. On both sides of the screen.

    • @AFLoneWolf
      @AFLoneWolf Před 6 lety +11

      If you've played Fallout you know it's possible.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 Před 6 lety +11

      She should've gotten the melted body tissue gold lump and had Dob freshen it up so that it didn't stink :)

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 Před 6 lety +10

      ArbiterBacon hey, it works in skyrim.

  • @liminalheadspace5624
    @liminalheadspace5624 Před 6 lety +224

    Dob : what do you call a tiefling in a cart? Anything you want she can't hear you.
    Distant voice : WHAT ARE YOU SAYING YOU BUCK TOOTHED HOB GOBLIN?!

  • @oliverpritchardjones3901
    @oliverpritchardjones3901 Před 6 lety +157

    This group is a dm's dream. Mine mug everyone they see

    • @tychogoedhart286
      @tychogoedhart286 Před 4 lety +19

      Oh but they derail poor johnny almost every campaing

    • @SloppyMcFloppy1029
      @SloppyMcFloppy1029 Před 4 lety +10

      @@tychogoedhart286 derailing isn't too bad, murderhobo's are worse i think...

    • @LtBasil
      @LtBasil Před 4 lety +10

      You think that's bad? You should see my group. There isn't a single sane character in the entire party. Imagine a group where half of them are as violent as Prudence, and the other half just do random crap for the lulz regardless of whether or not it'll actually help them.

    • @Dream146
      @Dream146 Před 4 lety +6

      Have them run into Elminster on the road, then they'll see how quickly mugging a kindly old man in fantasy land can go south.

    • @gingergamer3270
      @gingergamer3270 Před 3 lety +5

      @@LtBasil so three chaotic evils, three chaotic neutrals?

  • @isupergirl
    @isupergirl Před 6 lety +127

    "I can still hear you." Straight out of Monty Python, that. Hilarious!

  • @charlie_lock
    @charlie_lock Před 6 lety +25

    Ellen, Andy and Jane's reaction when Luke says "let US in" to the guard and the charisma check fails lmao

  • @hamesjetfield0
    @hamesjetfield0 Před 6 lety +401

    Luke, Ellen and Andy, trying to incapacitate the guards without killing them while Jane goes full Palpatine on the poor sod. That is just classic her. That man had a famil... I mean I submit to the dark side Empress Jane, please don't turn me into ash.

    • @FaultBat
      @FaultBat Před 6 lety +64

      To be fair, he is definitely incapacitated.

    • @hamesjetfield0
      @hamesjetfield0 Před 6 lety +11

      Jesus! Talk about overkill.

    • @shawnosborne7102
      @shawnosborne7102 Před 6 lety +8

      FaultBat more like decapitated I well see myself out

    • @Jambobist
      @Jambobist Před 6 lety +32

      That wasn't overkill, she killed him exactly the right amount.

    • @ComanderScar
      @ComanderScar Před 6 lety +8

      He got in over his head.

  • @CARTONofSUKI
    @CARTONofSUKI Před 6 lety +401

    Lmao @ WHAT GIVES WITH YOUR POTION MAN?!

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 Před 6 lety +33

      Jack Carton DON'T KNOW! I GOT IT AT THE RODEO!

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid Před 4 lety +3

      @@brentage5000 WHAT'S A RODEO?

  • @jeffreywells1832
    @jeffreywells1832 Před 6 lety +120

    Jane is really in her element here.

  • @spartacusmills
    @spartacusmills Před 6 lety +72

    Now I'm not saying it was inevitable that Prudence would melt a defenceless semi-conscious man into liquid oblivion at some point, but hang on never mind that's exactly what I'm saying carry on.

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 Před 6 lety +410

    36:06 "I shouldn't have got hot headed". You know who else shouldn't have got hot headed? That poor guard who's head is now the temperature of a pizza oven and is currently smeared over a ten foot radius.
    I'm imagining Sarah Connor's nightmare from Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

    • @tacoman2147
      @tacoman2147 Před 6 lety +6

      I laughed too hard at this.

    • @pokelock1432
      @pokelock1432 Před 6 lety +2

      George Sears I

    • @sonofpears4691
      @sonofpears4691 Před 6 lety +4

      I was thinking more Indiana jones when they open the ark of the covenant

  • @jacobborton3114
    @jacobborton3114 Před 6 lety +47

    Jane, the only sensible one that simply killed the guard. Now he's permanently incapacitated. What more do the rest of you want? Just let her melt faces, it keeps everyone happy.

  • @Trex-tk2kz
    @Trex-tk2kz Před 6 lety +15

    as soon as I heard heard Ellen say "I go for the leg" I thought to myself "Someone has been playing too much Skyrim"

  • @ehdollet9641
    @ehdollet9641 Před 6 lety +135

    This is so bloody good, R.I.P Guard, may Cthulhu be pleased with your soul

    • @campomambo
      @campomambo Před 6 lety +8

      ehdollet ash for the ash god!

    • @lordinquisitor6233
      @lordinquisitor6233 Před 6 lety +3

      ehdollet Cthulhu

    • @d0natr0n47
      @d0natr0n47 Před 6 lety +6

      I'm not even entirely convinced there was a soul left for Cthulu after that... I think it was just pleased with Jane for fear of what she'd do to it if it wasn't. Something tells me this is more of a 'Cthulu worships Jane' than 'Jane worshipping Cthulu' type of setup here tbh...
      (and I know it's technically Prudence and not Jane...but let's​ be real, Cthulu knows what's going down)

    • @campomambo
      @campomambo Před 6 lety +2

      D0nATr0n that's right mortal, keep telling yourself that what you know is the thing to fear.....ignore this talk of -elder gods- . This so called "cuthooloo" is just the talk of madmen. Ignore the -tentacles- reaching out from the dark

    • @campomambo
      @campomambo Před 6 lety

      D0nATr0n czcams.com/video/FvILFVJMPvY/video.html

  • @ripopol
    @ripopol Před 6 lety +180

    "There is nothing funny about the lullaby"
    you keep saying that

  • @chazfu
    @chazfu Před 6 lety +124

    Needs more Spicy Rat and Ellen Cat.

  • @AngelBeatYunara
    @AngelBeatYunara Před 6 lety +99

    That poor poor guard. First he got almost Skyrimmed in the knee, then he gets his face melted off. :(

  • @simpleseranade710
    @simpleseranade710 Před 3 lety +9

    Corazon: I’m a pirate but even by my standards...
    Also Corazon: Kicks an old man to death

  • @DungeonBricks
    @DungeonBricks Před 6 lety +280

    At this point, Istrongly belive Mike is going to appear as the final boss

    • @leahmork4299
      @leahmork4299 Před 6 lety +36

      zadel88 just saying. M. Channail is the potion maker. Mike Channel. I'm surprised it took the oxboxtra community this long to figure it out. Boom mind blown

    • @MegaDale42
      @MegaDale42 Před 6 lety +10

      Leah Mork it was in the comments for part 1 as well

    • @leahmork4299
      @leahmork4299 Před 6 lety +3

      MegaDale42 oh really? I didn't see that. The more you know :)

    • @notamimic7253
      @notamimic7253 Před 6 lety +10

      Leah Mork and 3 Months later mike is a dragon man

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams Před 5 lety +3

      Ten moths on he hasn't really burninated much besides two dudes in a boathouse and some goblins.

  • @alzingafagan7501
    @alzingafagan7501 Před 6 lety +47

    Merchant: There's a crypt, it looks abandanded
    Me: all crypts looks abandoned. I passed ten crypts and they all use abandoned.

  • @i_heart_caligula6204
    @i_heart_caligula6204 Před 6 lety +193

    Make a t-shirt featuring the characters with the tag line "Please Adventure Responsibly". I will take three.

    • @Dung30n
      @Dung30n Před 6 lety +2

      Add 2 in size small for me. Someone do the fanart, get it up on a tshirt...profit

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 Před 6 lety +6

      I run a t-shirt printing business so I can easily make this happen if you submit the design to me.

  • @benbragg8443
    @benbragg8443 Před 6 lety +37

    When Ellen attempts to Skyrim the guard but fails miserably.

    • @louisdaspegs5720
      @louisdaspegs5720 Před 6 lety +3

      NuclearCupcakes I took an arrow to the knee

    • @CarlyCurly_
      @CarlyCurly_ Před 5 lety +6

      @@louisdaspegs5720 lucky you & all the guards, if it misses, you get vaporised

  • @EmmaEquinox
    @EmmaEquinox Před 6 lety +6

    omg the mustache and glasses "disguise kit" had me dying

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 Před 6 lety +50

    Bless you, Jane! "I remain huffy." I was dying through this whole episode.

  • @adamwilson6515
    @adamwilson6515 Před 6 lety +57

    It's like Ellen is an assassin. Whenever anything is happening, the hood goes on

  • @mitch33v
    @mitch33v Před 6 lety +29

    Jane really pepped up after she got to disintegrate that guy

  • @ClaireAgincourt
    @ClaireAgincourt Před 6 lety +39

    Oh god, jane's reactions to luke sucking at being evil is hilarious

  • @godspeed2272
    @godspeed2272 Před 6 lety +5

    "We'll give him a stern warning, maybe cut his hands off."

  • @tired_and_bored_nerd
    @tired_and_bored_nerd Před 3 lety +5

    “Good motto rude pirate, you can have this horse and you can piss off while you’ve got it” is my fav quote

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC Před 6 lety +204

    *continued pterodactyl screeches of delight*

  • @Philadoxical
    @Philadoxical Před 5 lety +11

    28:10 awwww Prudence's first Eldritch Blast #HistoryInTheMaking

  • @ashdee24
    @ashdee24 Před 6 lety +72

    But how can Dob fit gold in his pocket when it's full of Spicy Rat?

  • @genericbandit6333
    @genericbandit6333 Před 3 lety +4

    "Just kinda chillin out bein dead"
    That is the best way to describe skeletons

  • @jons6834
    @jons6834 Před 6 lety +17

    I'm 43 years old and have never played d and d. Now I want to!

  • @GoVocaloider
    @GoVocaloider Před 6 lety +19

    32:32 "I mean, you're welcome!"
    Damn straight! What do you do when the plan isn't going accordingly and there's chaos after trying to handle it the first way? You go with the second, undiscussed, emergency plan and tie up the loose ends.

  • @mr.waffles3918
    @mr.waffles3918 Před 3 lety +3

    Them: confess to his crimes
    Subtitles: investors crying

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 Před 6 lety +84

    I like how even a board game descends into absolute chaos when Oxbox and Oxtra are involved.

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 Před 6 lety +2

      Frodo Baggins tabletop rpg*
      Much different from a board game.

    • @aidancox5481
      @aidancox5481 Před 6 lety +2

      Having played this game for quite a while, I can safely say it descends into chaos regardless.

  • @luvurnignog
    @luvurnignog Před 6 lety +62

    As a fairly experienced DM I can say with certainty that you are playing it wrong and also that whatever mutation you've created is amazing. Don't change a thing and please give me more!

    • @cosmoreverb3943
      @cosmoreverb3943 Před 6 lety +15

      luvurnignog As someone that started playing a few months ago, I can confirm that they're playing it wrong and that they should absolutely keep going.

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 Před 6 lety +12

      As someone who played a couple times I can confirm that they are playing it correctly. You can't play DnD wrong which is like the biggest selling point. It's all up to you and your imagination how you play and what is right or wrong.

    • @Eunostos
      @Eunostos Před 6 lety +6

      @Timmy Teaches The current rules are pretty specific and clean, actually. You can play it "wrong" in terms of not even remotely in line with those rules (like using completely incorrect stats, giving abilities at wrong levels, etc) - that's why the game can be played competativesly (see: tournaments). It's just that "wrong" in the context of a home game is fine - you defended against what wasn't even a criticism.

    • @DoctorJimalicious
      @DoctorJimalicious Před 5 lety +1

      They are playing it wrong rule-wise. But they are having so much fun, that it's delightful.

    • @robbygray7391
      @robbygray7391 Před 5 lety +3

      I feel like the only things I spotted as wrong were Johnny calling for a Dex check on Prudence's Eldritch Blast- should use her spellcasting ability mod, Dob not getting advantage on a prone guard, and the guard's AC changing from 12 to 11, IIRC.

  • @matrixislandcow511
    @matrixislandcow511 Před 6 lety +8

    "Nice."
    -Cthulu

  • @Her_Imperious_Condesension

    I love Johnny's "A beam of crackling energ- ooooh, boy..."

  • @youngkim5909
    @youngkim5909 Před 6 lety +60

    So Luke and Ellen are trying to spare the guard and Jane just bbqs the guy? Have games taught you nothing???? SHE'S THE VILLAIN

    • @thegreenassassin553
      @thegreenassassin553 Před 6 lety +13

      Nah, I wouldn't call her *the* villain. Evil party members in videogames tend to be midgame or second-to-last bosses :p

    • @d0natr0n47
      @d0natr0n47 Před 6 lety +5

      I dunno if I see Jane as the Villain to be fair....she's more an agent of Chaos....kinda like the Joker. She just wants to watch the World (and in this case, the Gaurd) burn.

  • @jamesanthony8438
    @jamesanthony8438 Před 3 lety +3

    Prudence's first ever use of Eldritch Blast.
    Ah, presh mems. =)

  • @rkbmcb
    @rkbmcb Před 6 lety +26

    I will add my voice to the chorus of KEEP DOING THIS IT'S SO FUUUUUNNNNNN

  • @raziele.1105
    @raziele.1105 Před 6 lety +52

    Pardon the language but I FUCKING LOVE THIS!
    "What language is that?"

  • @fernandocastro4795
    @fernandocastro4795 Před 6 lety +228

    I'm a bit disappointed the chest wasn't a mimic. Mimics are the best (from a DM point of view I mean)

    • @wwaxwork
      @wwaxwork Před 6 lety +41

      It's too obvious when it's a chest. You want a mimic door that they have to touch. *laughs evil DM laugh*

    • @soshalconstruct5463
      @soshalconstruct5463 Před 6 lety +26

      Hopefully he's building up a sense of security for future chests.

    • @Mormielo
      @Mormielo Před 6 lety +2

      I really thought it was a mimic.

    • @Johnsmith-ok2cv
      @Johnsmith-ok2cv Před 6 lety +10

      They are only lvl 1 I would doubt they would be able to handle a legit mimic. But there could of been a trap or at least a lock

    • @Mormielo
      @Mormielo Před 6 lety +6

      I somehow think that the DMing is not so strict here...

  • @thelegend8570
    @thelegend8570 Před 6 lety +8

    i can imagine a bunch of warriors trying to knock out this one guy and they keep failing horribly and a demon just pops out of the back of a cart and shoot a huge beam of death across the room and snipes the guard straight in the head from a mile away, leaving him headless.

  • @RorytheRomulan
    @RorytheRomulan Před 3 lety +4

    Dob: "When you're out here on the road, you really get to know your horse."
    Um, roll Charisma for the guy to believe you aren't doing weird things with your horse...

  • @tyrannicpuppy
    @tyrannicpuppy Před 3 lety +4

    Jane steps up and no one is appreciative. That description though. A firecracker in a red velvet cupcake... Magical.

  • @Baby_Beers
    @Baby_Beers Před 3 lety +4

    Crazy that this was only Johnnys 3rd time DMing

  • @GlaDurDeaD
    @GlaDurDeaD Před 6 lety +2

    "You can have this horse- and you can piss off whilst you've got it." Best Stablemaster.

  • @RAWSIN13
    @RAWSIN13 Před 6 lety +12

    I think we've all learned a very important lesson this episode.... DONT GET JANE HUFFY!

  • @frumpygoose5640
    @frumpygoose5640 Před 6 lety +21

    Andy and Jane trying to stay quiet is just brilliant! You can really feel their pain hahaha!

  • @RodrigoCML7
    @RodrigoCML7 Před 6 lety +18

    This was already the best thing ever, but I truly lost it at Dob's disguise. Please never stop doing this.
    Also Mike needs to join eventually and play a Wild Mage.

  • @emmettmay8704
    @emmettmay8704 Před 6 lety +2

    'Gather 'round, kiddies. Have you heard the legend of the mighty Dob the Flavourful?'

  • @dustriderhuntingparty4460
    @dustriderhuntingparty4460 Před 6 lety +95

    Of course Jane would roll for MAX damage on an arcane spell from an evil god in her first try ¿Oxtra has their tributes ready? I don't wanna see you people turned to charcoal )':

  • @DeadmanHopping
    @DeadmanHopping Před 6 lety +9

    "Who has the rat, by the way? The spicy, spicy rat."
    OXtra does come dine with me.

  • @jacobbabson6786
    @jacobbabson6786 Před 6 lety +37

    Jane is Maleficent confirmed

  • @Nosferatu755
    @Nosferatu755 Před 6 lety +30

    you guys really ought to play Call of Cthulhu. You work well as a unit and you've got the brains for an investigation

  • @dustinallan3362
    @dustinallan3362 Před 6 lety +3

    Why were they surprised Jane was merciless? I thought we all knew this.

  • @elliottwatt5297
    @elliottwatt5297 Před 6 lety +9

    This is my new version of a Saturday morning cartoon. Thrilling and mysterious villains, interesting if slightly inept heroes, an intriguing plot with spicy rats. What more could anyone ask for?

  • @interregnum_
    @interregnum_ Před 6 lety +71

    Did Luke cast Hideous Laughter on me, or was his fast-talking fail actually that hilarious?

    • @alexl1178
      @alexl1178 Před 6 lety +24

      #1
      Luke: Let us in.
      Guard: Who's us?
      Luke: Um, me and my horse.
      Guard: ...
      Luke: Traveling gets lonely.
      #2
      Guard: Is this a ransom operation?
      Luke: GOD, NO! It's not! Honest!
      Guard: Cause if it is, I want in on that.
      Luke: Heaven sake, it's not!
      Dungeon Master doing his best to make this easy for Luke: ...
      Teammates wishing they had let the pirate out instead: ...

    • @AhsimNreiziev
      @AhsimNreiziev Před 6 lety +6

      After watching a bit, I'm wondering this too.
      I think a few people in the Comment Section have Hideous Laughter in their arsenal somewhere too, actually.....

    • @John-Ng
      @John-Ng Před 6 lety +4

      I guess Ellen has been in his spell since the start of the series

  • @brawlersagittarius4192
    @brawlersagittarius4192 Před 5 lety +9

    You see i once was a guardsman like you but then a demon that kinda rekt me with tentacles (the arrow missed my Knee)

  • @sleepinggargoyle
    @sleepinggargoyle Před 6 lety +42

    warlocks use charisma for their spellcasting not dexterity other than that im having lots of fun watching this

    • @matheusrudzevicius6448
      @matheusrudzevicius6448 Před 6 lety +4

      Sleeping Gargoyle was looking for this

    • @jacobborton3114
      @jacobborton3114 Před 6 lety +10

      I was looking to see if anyone pointed it out. I got all twitchy when he kept telling Jane to use her Dex instead of Cha with her spell. That, and Eldritch Blast doesn't add your modifier to the damage unless you have (and use) the Agonizing Blast invocation, which you don't get until level 2. Yes, I am a nerd and bit of a "rules lawyer."

    • @eurogamer
      @eurogamer Před 6 lety +30

      MY BAD

    • @jacobborton3114
      @jacobborton3114 Před 6 lety +11

      Eurogamer Ah, you're fine. :) You do a really good job stringing along a narrative and building the story. Some of us (me) are just OCPD.

    • @Corbald
      @Corbald Před 6 lety +1

      Seems an appropriate decision to me. She had to miss Dob, and 'Blast is aimed.

  • @chiprahn
    @chiprahn Před 6 lety +5

    Whenever Jane eldritch blasts that guy in the face I just imagine the scene from Halo 4. Or the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • @TransGuyShane
    @TransGuyShane Před rokem +4

    I cannot believe it has been 5 years since the oxventurer began ♡
    And I am so glad this new channel has been made ♡
    I live here now lol

  • @olivenest
    @olivenest Před 4 lety +2

    Luke: We need to incapacitate the guard.
    Jane: *S N A P*

  • @iiiiii9213
    @iiiiii9213 Před 6 lety +3

    "who's 'us'?"
    "uhhh.. me and the horse."
    I lost it :')

  • @DamnedEyez
    @DamnedEyez Před 6 lety +59

    So...did Ellen get her 3 gold back, or did Andy nick them?
    (I'm still confused on whether or not Luke contracted rabies during his backstory)

    • @DamnedEyez
      @DamnedEyez Před 6 lety +9

      Having finally gotten to finish watching this ep...where did they get all the gold to begin with? They spent the lockbox 15 on the horse, so what'd they give polearm guy?
      This game needs an accountant. (Then again, no idea how much they started off with.)

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r Před 6 lety +5

      Damned Eyez So based from what you said, before the game even started, they already have some money.

    • @DamnedEyez
      @DamnedEyez Před 6 lety +4

      Yes...though no idea how much. Andy specified the lockbox 15 and the 5 he stole to make the 20 for the horse...which I still think 3 of which may have been Ellen's. It could be explained away as part of their plan they put together during the trip and just wasn't explicitly stated. There's normally starting money, often used to purchase starting equipment, but they haven't divulged such info, nor posted starting character sheets.

    • @dozzy9984
      @dozzy9984 Před 6 lety +2

      Damned Eyez merchant left his earnings when he was running away, then Dob tried to destroy shopping cart (I wonder how would it go if he would have succeeded?).

    • @CarlyCurly_
      @CarlyCurly_ Před 5 lety +2

      Luke apparently did, but apparently is ok now????

  • @hannahdactylfliesagain4829

    7:55 "There is a small kitty- ha!"

  • @MinniMaster
    @MinniMaster Před 6 lety +5

    When even a pirate is horrified by your actions, you know something's wrong. Looking at you, Prudence.

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 Před 6 lety +12

    I don't know about anybody else, but I'm absolutely loving this! Please make it an occasional feature.

  • @joeyschaufeli1683
    @joeyschaufeli1683 Před 6 lety +7

    Never played any DnD but this is HYSTERICALLY HILARIOUS! Can't remember the last time I cried from laughter.
    Luke and Ellen: let's incapacitate the guard so he does not raise the alarm...
    Jane: hmmm these walls could use a nice coat of paint... I bet red would look amazing ELDRITCH BLAST!

  • @secondrateseth8360
    @secondrateseth8360 Před 6 lety +3

    I was about to say, Prudence is my favourite now, after that Eldritch Blast! But then I remembered like, everything Corazón said, and Dob randomly attacking everyone after lying his way past them just fine, and Merilwen missing a prone target, and now I'm just... they're all my favourite.

  • @Khanemis
    @Khanemis Před 6 lety +5

    Yeah, Cthulhu was pleased...after all isn't that what we all aspire to? Good job, Jane.

  • @outsidextra
    @outsidextra Před 6 lety +678

    The D&D Oxventure continues! Corazón, Prudence, Dob and Merilwen roll the dice and attempt to infiltrate a crypt using stealth and cunning. So uh, let's see how that goes. If you missed part 1, catch it here, czcams.com/video/BKVj_5q1Z3Q/video.html and enjoy! - OX

    • @Chooch1080
      @Chooch1080 Před 6 lety +18

      Oh hell yea! DnD Fridays are awesome!!

    • @atomic3691
      @atomic3691 Před 6 lety +26

      I can't wait to find out what happens next. Who is M. Channel? Is the a cure? Do you make it out with the treasure? Or does Jane blow everything up and force Ellen to be her pet cat?
      Find out, next time.

    • @zpick2214
      @zpick2214 Před 6 lety +7

      you all are very creative storytellers as a group, it has been very entertaining and i hope you all do a few quests and add mike in

    • @b2air1921
      @b2air1921 Před 6 lety +11

      Outside Xtra DO MORE
      DAILY SERIES
      LET'S GO
      PRETTY PLEASE
      COME ON I BARELY GET TO PLAY D&D ANYMORE AND THIS IS ONE THE BEST I HAVE SEEN ON CZcams.
      YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD IDEAS LIKE DECEIVING THE SALESMAN AND RENTING A HORSE TO GET INTO THE CRYPT.
      WE NEED MORE

    • @danielwild5229
      @danielwild5229 Před 6 lety +2

      Outside Xtra This is great! Good ideas! Funny stuff as well! Keep it up!