INSULT SWIFTOR or Die Trying. ROAST ME IF YOU CAN. | Swiftor
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INSULT SWIFTOR or Die Trying. ROAST ME IF YOU CAN. | Swiftor
• INSULT SWIFTOR or Die ...
Swiftor
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Caillou is all grown up
JaBrix lmao
DAMMMMNNN
Snick32Gaming I
I'm
I got one swifter are you a crazy Russian hacker wannabe
JaBrix look at the top of u r head
Swift the guy who plays with 13 year olds, some times on his streams, most times in his basement
GameState LMFAO
GameState yooo I got kidnapped help but still yooo wtf lmao bro wtf gtg brb broooooooo yoooo dj we got ourselves a nodder. YOOOOOO NARLY DUDE
FBI OPEN UP
Lol
😳
Winner Quote of the day
“You’re bald!” 😂😂😂😂
5:59 tear come out
The joke was so bad
Nothing but air 2:10
Look like someone stole yo crown and brought it to shell city
Nathan bruh I read that and I'm crying XD
Tyler15gaming lmao
bruh tell me why i was thinking da same shit 😂😂😂
Hahaha hahaha
BALD....BALD....BALD!
Roses are red
My skin is not brown
When swift groes a beard
His head looks upside down
that crushed me
Alex Foster shit thats so funny
Alex Foster whoa ur sooo funny
Alex Foster go back to pre school
Swiftor how does it feel to have more hair in your nose then on youre head?
Ddddaaaammmnnn
How does it feel to not know how to spell
Uh oh grammar nazi
Mxc_Legacy what did i spell wrong
Depressed Bart you said you’re but that’s wrong because the correct usage is your in the context
When he said I've done that before I lost it 😂😂
11:00
Swiftor the type of guy to use vision pulse to find his hair
Thomas Hill 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thomas Hill that is good
I'm dying now
Thomas Hill best roast in this whole comment section
Fuck man ur so funny
Had to take down the Monopoly video - gonna reup a version with audio working correctly. Thanks for understanding dudes!
love the content
swiftor yes swift
swiftor love you swiftor❤️
Here is a great roast for you.
Imagine an egg and half of it is moldy. Now imagine it has a face, that's you.
swiftor love u swiftor
Hospital called, they said they wanted their cancer patient back
My moms a guy lol
Bleach Clorox yo my mom is harambae
Walmart Skillz I dead ass check back wtf I just wrote lmao
Not even funny my grandpa died of cancer
@@reefeoorlando5072 IK its mean
Swiftor, the only man in history to be sued by Mr. Clean for stealing their logo
I feel like this was a "Try Not To Cringe Challenge" for the people watching. I cringed at the first two
They all were cringeworthy lmao
if swiftor was stranded he doesn't even need a flare to contact a plane
Ultra modz why
Pickle Rick I think it's because his bald head is shiny enough for a plane to see
Ultra modz
Swifter looks like he sprayed his face with Rogaine and head with propane. Lol
Ultra modz hahaha
“Heheheh ur bald” Rip Rocket Station 2017-2017 he made it to 2nd place
i kind of thought that this was a make me cringe video.
Insult: swiftor looks like a peanut m&m without the chocolate around it
TheLegend27 so.. a peanut?
Yes -.- hehehe
TheLegend27 so a peanut?
Josh Simons of
THE_MAGS _13 what?
How to insult swiftor : nice haircut bro
Jacob OHHH
Jacob perfect
Jacob lol
Jacob lol
Swift the guy who asks 13 year olds to roast him online cause he has no friends to roast him irl
These are weak
Swiftor the type of guy to get a bunch of 13 year olds in his chat and say swiftor says coment your mom's credit card numbers in the chat
Swiftor's head played the mirror in snow white
Swiftor got mistaken for a tomato when he didn't put sunscreen on his head
The only reason why swiftor stopped playing playstation is because he couldn't find any squeakers to be in his live streams
Adam Menet im 13.
Christopher Menet dude these were all much better
All just as bad as the rest
@@Lord_Frieza3 id like u to make any better ones
Christopher Menet gg’s man
Puberty hit the guy at 1:50 so hard!
Bill Smith he never had puberty
Rody Huijskens he did look at his voice its like a squeeky nerd
Bill Smith puberty gives you a manly voice
Rody Huijskens not rly.
Bill Smith bruh
Roast..... Swift Inc joined.
God joined.
God..I make worlds.
Swift..me too
God..I make animals.
Swift..me too
God..I grow hair.
Swift left the game.
LoL
Abby Hedin love that
Abby Hedin hagahahaha
Swiftor can grow up hair.its called A BEARD
Tengo Miqadze *yeah sorry we're late 1 year ago*
"This roast will kill all of them"
⚪ Swiftor, I can see my future in you're head.
⚪ Swiftor's head is brighter than my future.
You got to love it when he puts rules on people roasting him
What came first? The chicken or your head?
Anthony Pena lol
I found your hairline outside my doorstep want it back
Jsxxtheboss 2006 wait what hairline
Jsxxtheboss 2006
oh so he does have a hairline ?
Tre Butera savage omfg savage
I don't get it
OMG I looked at this and I said this to my friend and we laughed Lol
How did the Barber make Swiftor his haircut? With a *Bald action sniper Rifle*
That doesn't even make sense!
IMA DOUBLE PUMP YOUR HAIRLINE
Lol
GOOD ONE
Bro that joke was almost as funny as you hairline
Swiftor looks like a boiled egg that fell behind my couch and I left it there for a few months, and when I picked it up months later it was covered in hair
lol
If he had hair he would lol
Swiftor says: Drop the egg
*Drops a picture of swiftor*
LOL
LOL
GamingNOW! That almost made me laugh
LMFAOO
Hahahaha
Nah that guys roast at 12:26 was brilliant
+MENTAL DISORDER18 damn
Yeah, Swifter didn't like it so he killed him lmao
No one:
Literally no one:
rocket station:HUEHEHEHEHE YOUR BALD
Swifter’s girl looks at his head and says mirror mirror on the wall
And sponge with glasses just stole a comment
He is perfect for raves, because when we shine light on his head, it turns into a disco ball 😂👌
Christian Gibbia L
Christian Gibbia E
Christian Gibbia W
the only reason swiftor got a girl is cos he invited her to a game of swiftor says
Christian Gibbia his head so bald it looks like a mirror
swiftor took over for the Mr. Clean logo
jump_jordan23 lol
I will never like that comment
Toilet Brush lool
3/10 not da best one homes..
8:59 Oh man! 😂😂😂 That got me soo good!
Swiftor be the kind of guy to ask a girl “take your clothes off” and when she does kill her because he didn’t say “swiftor says”
Roses are red
Swiftor has no hair
He manipulates kids
By playing truth or date
Dare
Sean Kagen stop saying shit like that it doesent ryme, and it doesent make sense.
Roses are Red
Swiftor Has no hair
He manipulate kids
By Playing Truth or Dare
Sean Kagen He meant dare not date
ExtracT_MysT BO3
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I thought Voldemort was ugly
But then i saw you
Agon Heta
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're breaking up because I never loved you
Lameeee!!
Agon are you talking about yourself
??
Agon Heta dude that was sweet
The first time I saw you I thought you had cancer and normally when someone losses their hair they get a wig you got a beard and when I heard you had a girlfriend I thought daaawwwm make a wish is working hard.
😂
Swiftor with a dress on would look like a birdie from badminton
That was in the video
Bruh
when i first seen you i thought you were an offbrand mr clean
1UP Milk slimfrede
haven't seen a Swiftor video for like 3 years
Zachary Danger same
Zachary Danger same
Zachary Danger same
Zachary Danger haven't watched one since mw2
Swifts head is so shiny, everyone he meets goes blind
16:57 wtf 😂😂😂
The shuttlecock one was sick 😂😂😂
Tahmeed Khan Yeah He shouldn't have been shot.
I didn't know Matthew Santoro had a call of duty channel.
maxdrags3 he is obviously
DeFlashBang You're messed up
Swiftor looks like an unfit mr. Clean that lost his job selling cleaning supplies so now he lures children on the internet with promises of shoutouts to their channels. Love your vids man xD
This showed up in my recommendations and tbh, I miss these days
Swiftor the sun called he wants his job back
LoBoiz 83 L
We need donj in the next video
(Troydan fans will understand)
Legend Cookies have u heard of grammar...?
Legend Cookies Yeah 😂😂 donj3205 will roast the heck out of him
😂😂 yah
Legend Cookies yup
Legend Cookies true
The reason you go outside with a hay no is because if you dont youll always get complaints from people that their light is on their eyes when they are looking at you not the sun. Love your vids
12:00 was the best
You cant play ps4 because the tv catches the glare
These were the most unfunny kids I have ever heard
Jamie Higham Make me a Higham sandwich
Jamie Higham except rocket station, he was amazing
You're bald
I wanna see you do better
Jamie Higham really look at your profile picture... you have no room to talk
Your bold 9.02 cracked me up
love how 13/20 roasts in this video are about him being bald😂
The only way swiftor can pick up a girl is on swiftor says
Pvb 101 u meen pickup lines
frr
Swift Inc:swiftor says date me or die.
Random girl:I would but I can't see past your bright ass head to even like you
You got a free haircut from chemo
Haz1 Bro L
Haz1 Bro L
Haz1 Bro L
Haz1 Bro L
Haz1 Bro that's ratshit but funny check out mine at the top
the first one actually had me laughing 😭
Thanks
Swiftor keeps his best joke in his pants
That's disrespectful 😂😂😂😂.
My roast: the only reason u have a gf is because she's to poor to afford to own a mirror so she can use your bold head as a reflection
Bald*
Josh Christoforou It was used in this video.
Danrantothevan sure it was
Josh Christoforou someone used that joke in the video dumbass
Josh Christoforou
Everyone making mirror jokes smh
I love how Under says politely "thank u" and walks away!!😂😂😂
That was me good times!
U know how my tv is powered the sunlight bouncing off Swiftor’s head on to the solar panel
I was planning a ski trip with my family. We all had to pick a location to vote for. My mother chose Colorado, my dad chose Tennessee, my sister chose new york, but i chose swiftors sub graphs
Swifter comb his head with a spoon
jnio1 Jnio1 am dead 😂😂😂
jnio1 Jnio1 Lmao
hahahahlololo
I'm sleep!
Anas Mohammed I’m laughing too hard
All the little kids:
What's a roast?
Sooky Pooky lol they need to cool down a bit
swiftor the kind of guy to take a sip of his coffee every time he dies a little on the inside
Its weird .. I can watch a full swiftor video and feel entertain but when the video ends I don't feel complete .. Like why the fuck did I watched this 😂😂
If he had a TV show,
He'd never get a segment.
Someone tell me why Swiftor's head looks like it's pregnant
roses are red
violets are blue
swifter's bald head just lost him a view
Jeff Hall violets are purple
Alexander Lopez because I'm a fucking badass
No it doesn't and Violets are violet.
Jeff Hall you bummy
Alexander Lopez ^^
Swifters hairs are like birds migrating to the south for winter!
I don’t know what’s worst, this roast I’m typing or the the swiftor calls a beard
Surprised no one called him humpty dumpty 😂😂😂
Swiftor hair died like his youtube channel
+Gold RyGuy Damn!
swift i went to a fortune teller and was suprised to see the back of your head being rubbed by the fortune teller
They should of used that he is the key for any military operation as he dives in head first and yells out flash bang blinding the enemy
9:00 "your bald" lmfaoo
Noob you're*
swiftor likes his girls like he likes his wine 13 years old and locked in his basement😂😂😂😂
imReggie !! Nice one
imReggie !! O R ig nallzzz
I refuse to like cause I feel like this is a stolen joke
imReggie !! No
Already heard it
those roasts were weak... still made me laugh a little lol
I love how they thank you then 'insult' you
Swiftor is the youtuber that taught me to turn on notifications 😂👌
is it me or does swifter look like the next Mr clean
TKO lighting He is Mr clean!!!
That shuttlecock one was good!
Your one of the best youtubers out there
i like the simple one "YOUR BALD"
Tell me why swiftor looks like bootleg keemstar
James Neal Glad I'm not the only one who thought that shit. 😂😂😂
Stay Gnarly same😂
If every roast they said about how bald he is to grow hair
Now you would be rapunzel
Lmao I seen hair on his head grow longer on his head then the amount of time I spent enjoying his videos
I think this competition was who had the worst roast would move on but the person with the best roast he would get offended and kill him
Joke? If not that’s false
These roasts were beyond terrible, I didnt even smile
The shuttlecock one was sooo funny
u so cool none of the players can roast love your videos so much
Swiftor your head is so big and bald megamind said dammmmmmnnnnnnnnn
The amount of comments saying "nice vid" 3 seconds after the vid was uploaded is crazy
if swiftor shaves his beard and dyes his eyebrows white he would look like Mr Clean
OMG I PICKED UNDER AT THE START THEN WHEN I HEARD HIS 1ST JOKE I WANTED TO SWITCH BUT I KEPT GOING
This is late but I see how the Sony one could have been better
The reason you don't play on sony products is you were banned from psn for lack of personality
Favorite part is 8:58 to 9:00
I thought he said your mum lol
H ahahahahahaha hah best part
Jack Korogi no he said you're bald
9:58 I was waiting for that ahahaha. British humour
My roasts for swiftor 1. There was this one time where I clicked one a random video and I thought it was a mr.clean commercial but it was a Swiftor stream