Joe Rogan Reacts to Plastic Surgery Disasters

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  • čas přidán 4. 09. 2019
  • Taken from JRE #1346 w/Zuby: • Video

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  • @oshkoshbegone
    @oshkoshbegone Před 4 lety +17681

    Am i the only one who gets annoyed when they talk about shit but never show it, or show it for 0.5 seconds??

    • @zdrumdude
      @zdrumdude Před 4 lety +1059

      Omg....so friggin annoying...show the screen or we are clueless. He’s got to change that...love his podcast, but he’s got to change that! He must of heard that before

    • @jimpickens4
      @jimpickens4 Před 4 lety +535

      @Khaled Rapp Nope, it's youtube sperging out about showing apparent copyrighted content

    • @X3MAntics
      @X3MAntics Před 4 lety +949

      Since ya'll new here, once upon a time, they actually showed the clips in the video, but since YT copyright has f*cked them so many times, they stopped doing that.
      So blame CZcams if anything.

    • @jax422
      @jax422 Před 4 lety +81

      It makes me wonder how people just listen to podcasts. I can only watch them.

    • @jax422
      @jax422 Před 4 lety +36

      The point of podcasts is more about open discussion as opposed to scripted content. Not so much just listening vs watching.

  • @cplmpcocptcl6306
    @cplmpcocptcl6306 Před 4 lety +6561

    When people die taking selfie’s, that’s natural selection.

    • @hedgehog1965uk
      @hedgehog1965uk Před 4 lety +99

      Yep, Darwin Award winners.

    • @futuredockey3695
      @futuredockey3695 Před 4 lety +3

      CPL, MP, C/O, CPT CL FSE

    • @jamesrobert7155
      @jamesrobert7155 Před 4 lety +13

      I agree completely!

    • @coopergoss350
      @coopergoss350 Před 4 lety +51

      There's a joke that Bill Hicks made, it went something to the tune of "People say drugs are dangerous, i turned on the news the other day and they said a guy smoked weed and jumped off a building, the news said 'isn't that terrible?', 'marijuana is a dangerous drug' and I'm thinking, 'how terrible, one less idiot in the world"

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead Před 4 lety

      Most likely.

  • @enriquesmom5506
    @enriquesmom5506 Před 3 lety +596

    I spent 15 years doing heavy squats, deadlifts, lunges, box jumps and step ups and I blew out my knees. Luckily my butt still looks pretty good but I can't do one squat now. Take care of your knees everyone, you will miss them when they don't work anymore!

    • @angelolacap9681
      @angelolacap9681 Před 3 lety +52

      Oh man! Id take care if my knees alright. Thanks for the early warning.
      Can't imagine not being able to do heavy leg workouts

    • @chigz2
      @chigz2 Před 3 lety +8

      Damn so true

    • @enriquesmom5506
      @enriquesmom5506 Před 3 lety +23

      @@angelolacap9681 It really sucks. I've heard of people having knee replacement surgery but I don't know how that goes. All I know is I can't do one squat without pain that lasts all day. I have taken fish oil and glucosamine for years but it hasn't helped. I loved to lift so it's not about how I look it's about the feeling of lifting that I miss :(

    • @vanillasplash6198
      @vanillasplash6198 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok

    • @foreveryactionthereisacons1683
      @foreveryactionthereisacons1683 Před 3 lety +13

      It's so easy to rip the cartilage in the knee's as well.

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 Před 4 lety +3240

    The best implants are the ones you can't notice they were implants.

    • @yoerivdb_9185
      @yoerivdb_9185 Před 4 lety +73

      really ?!

    • @rhamby3470
      @rhamby3470 Před 4 lety +10

      @thot wdym this is about implants

    • @rhamby3470
      @rhamby3470 Před 4 lety +12

      @thot oh yeah I get what you mean. He said implants though so your comment was unnecessary

    • @tylerstewart5632
      @tylerstewart5632 Před 4 lety +87

      No shit bud

    • @rhamby3470
      @rhamby3470 Před 4 lety +2

      @@tylerstewart5632 who are you talking about

  • @maxdoubt6504
    @maxdoubt6504 Před 4 lety +2114

    "DUN DUN DUUUUN. Ass cancer."

  • @AlisonFarquhar
    @AlisonFarquhar Před 4 lety +1232

    "Maybe you die... because you weren't willing to do squats" lmao

    • @Cookiefight69
      @Cookiefight69 Před 4 lety +6

      No lie detected

    • @aryankulshreshtha5236
      @aryankulshreshtha5236 Před 4 lety +4

      You lift bruh?

    • @samprada9298
      @samprada9298 Před 3 lety +16

      Its funny but its not like everybody can get a big ass by doing squats, genetics plays a huge roll.

    • @Avqrx
      @Avqrx Před 3 lety +19

      @@samprada9298 Remember what he said following up, you can always look better. Hard work at the end of the day is better regardless

    • @cigh7445
      @cigh7445 Před 3 lety +18

      @@samprada9298 Toned asses are hotter than 'big' asses anyway

  • @NikeZ-mr727
    @NikeZ-mr727 Před 4 lety +649

    Damn that girl looks like shes checking herself for worms lol 🤣

  • @rob3326
    @rob3326 Před 3 lety +39

    What shocks me is 20-30 year old beautiful actresses getting plastic surgery on their face. They never look right again.

    • @christinewatson1989
      @christinewatson1989 Před 3 lety +1

      The ones with good, subtle plastic surgery are the ones you don't notice though.

    • @narakarrarr6191
      @narakarrarr6191 Před 3 lety +3

      @@christinewatson1989 Finally someone who realises this. Its like when people say CGI ruins movies... No it doesn't, 90% of the chi in movies you don't even see.

    • @TheBigMclargehuge
      @TheBigMclargehuge Před 3 lety +2

      Lip implants. Fuuucking disguuuuuusting.

    • @zacheriahstone5537
      @zacheriahstone5537 Před 3 lety

      @@TheBigMclargehuge I hooked up with a girl who had lip implants amongst other things.. I didn’t like it

    • @ICA509
      @ICA509 Před 3 lety

      They will age all wrong. Nothing is without consequences. For ex the girls who're addicted to lip filler - all that unnatural pursing of the lips creates certain wrinkles around the mouth. You can already see it on many of the IG models or even regular girls. Its a specific type of wrinkle right above the ends of your lips and to the right of the nose. Also those girls that get fat removed from their faces to lookmore countoured and mature. That type of facial fat starts delpeting drastically in your 30's and after and is one of the main reasons you start developing wrinkles and loss of elasticity. Its all basically premature aging. Whats ironic is that they're doing these procedures to look more beautiful among their peers but eventually will look worse and less attractive than others their age

  • @baddonkey6876
    @baddonkey6876 Před 4 lety +3340

    When he said "here's a move that women do"
    I honestly thought him looking for his phone was the move

    • @whitneysmith9314
      @whitneysmith9314 Před 4 lety +64

      Attacked.

    • @haizi7179
      @haizi7179 Před 4 lety +40

      IM FUCKING DEAD

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 Před 4 lety +9

      Bruh

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 Před 4 lety +21

      I applaud you. That’s fucking hilarious.

    • @dcodygaycg
      @dcodygaycg Před 4 lety +16

      Dude, I'm still giggling at this comment. I went back to watch him look for his phone and cracked up.

  • @christiandupuis706
    @christiandupuis706 Před 4 lety +2652

    I cant believe the selfie stick girl doesnt care about the other people around her! Its one thing to do that in private but in public?! Wow

    • @boobierubi8567
      @boobierubi8567 Před 4 lety +124

      😂😂😂 I know like what if theirs kids around or just anyone in general like that chick got no shame that’s a position you do in your room alone or something but not in public 😂😂😂😂

    • @feastofmoloch666
      @feastofmoloch666 Před 4 lety +284

      She's so self-absorbed she can't consider how others perceive her.

    • @one-to-one-ratio
      @one-to-one-ratio Před 4 lety +49

      Well she is in a bathing suit so shes basically naked anyways

    • @marshallsanders4132
      @marshallsanders4132 Před 4 lety +17

      Prolly drunk or something but still.

    • @internetuser9342
      @internetuser9342 Před 4 lety +13

      Jared Betke well thats retarded

  • @ericmatthews9894
    @ericmatthews9894 Před 3 lety +91

    I don't want to live in this solar system anymore

    • @arthurfleck629
      @arthurfleck629 Před 3 lety +1

      IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t criticise Eric for using Futurama Phrases, making them worse, and passing them off as his own

    • @ericmatthews9894
      @ericmatthews9894 Před 3 lety +4

      Um...when did I say this was my own?, And what did you mean try? I did in fact use it. Also who are you to tell me what to do? And other thing, it's people like you that make me not want to live in this solar system anymore...also what's Futurama?

    • @arthurfleck629
      @arthurfleck629 Před 3 lety +1

      IfYouDisagreeYouAreWrong Don’t tell me what to do by telling me to not tell you what to do, fascist.
      All in all nice try but ultimately... -0/10, better luck next time.

    • @eyeoftruth4405
      @eyeoftruth4405 Před 3 lety +1

      If you take the fastest spacescraft we currently have now, you could move to the nearest Solar system of the star called "Proxima Centaury" which is only 4.3 light years. But the problem is, it takes 20,000 years to get there :)

    • @esemusic8294
      @esemusic8294 Před 3 lety

      😂

  • @slicedlemons5925
    @slicedlemons5925 Před 4 lety +242

    “You can’t get by without a big kaboose”
    - Joe Rogan 2019

  • @jonasgrumby4393
    @jonasgrumby4393 Před 4 lety +2623

    Would one of the crew EVER think to get Joe a wireless mouse so he can scroll for himself? Damn.

    • @jhyland87
      @jhyland87 Před 4 lety +209

      Or at least a laser pointer.. Lol

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 Před 4 lety +342

      But Joe didn't get an A in physics. How could he possibly use a wireless mouse.

    • @rodrigobento4570
      @rodrigobento4570 Před 4 lety +425

      But jamie would be out of a job, you're lucky he doesn't delete your comment

    • @gangsterdisciple759
      @gangsterdisciple759 Před 4 lety +604

      Then the podcast would turn into Joe just scrolling through gorilla pictures for an hour. He needs someone to regulate his internet time like a child does.

    • @imacg5
      @imacg5 Před 4 lety +81

      When you have a chauffeur, you don't want to drive the car yourself.

  • @OlegKaplun
    @OlegKaplun Před 4 lety +2674

    You have a problem if you recognize your daughter from that angle

    • @TheAdatto
      @TheAdatto Před 4 lety +68

      Ehm i think a father noticed something like that from name and THEN sees the pic

    • @stain4128
      @stain4128 Před 4 lety +236

      A true Alabama dad would

    • @thatrandomguyo1
      @thatrandomguyo1 Před 4 lety +120

      Or you could use the context that it's social media and you are literally on her profile first and see the picture second.

    • @alexsaquatics7620
      @alexsaquatics7620 Před 4 lety +5

      Hahaha

    • @HughesEnterprises
      @HughesEnterprises Před 4 lety +18

      Oleg Kaplun SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @panda.bear15
    @panda.bear15 Před 3 lety +52

    "you died because you weren't willing to do squats"

  • @divinefistkazuya
    @divinefistkazuya Před 3 lety +85

    We know Joe is old, when he said "It's probably in my car" and be okay with it. As if any 90s kid and above would forget their phone like that and not freak out.

    • @spandexter1234
      @spandexter1234 Před 3 lety +7

      I'm from the 2000's and havent ever felt this, my friends neither.

    • @ck6639
      @ck6639 Před 3 lety +8

      Leave my phone in the car on dates and hunting/fishing trips. It’s the ultimate sense of freedom.

    • @julz9378
      @julz9378 Před 2 lety

      sad

  • @3rdaxis649
    @3rdaxis649 Před 4 lety +3112

    The world needs a break from social media. For at least 5 years.

    • @captainlowhangingnuts4225
      @captainlowhangingnuts4225 Před 4 lety +44

      We might but I would love to see you try this

    • @mokeballs6676
      @mokeballs6676 Před 4 lety +124

      deleted it a year ago and still don’t have it. life feels much better

    • @alien_invation371
      @alien_invation371 Před 4 lety +19

      It rlly is like your addicted, when my phone breaks and I can’t get one for months on end it’s horrible for the first week, and even month. But after that I don’t want my phone back, because I know how empty and attached to it I was and I can focus and enjoy real life.

    • @LiamGervaise
      @LiamGervaise Před 4 lety +25

      @@brachypodium3001 hardly the same as insta or the others tho but I get what you mean

    • @vinissues4634
      @vinissues4634 Před 4 lety +1

      Im almost 1y with only wpp and Yt

  • @bogdanshevchenko
    @bogdanshevchenko Před 4 lety +1223

    Quitting all social media (well, except for occasional YT comments) 8 years ago has been one of the best decisions I ever made.

    • @brandonclowers1760
      @brandonclowers1760 Před 3 lety +40

      I wish I had the same strength as you

    • @jimmywilliams8045
      @jimmywilliams8045 Před 3 lety +100

      Except for CZcams, im done too. 2 months in and I miss nothing. It's all fake BS, thirsting and drama kings and queens.

    • @jasminediazarciga
      @jasminediazarciga Před 3 lety +38

      Absolutely. 1.5 yrs off IG/Twitter/Facebook

    • @pokhjeda3450
      @pokhjeda3450 Před 3 lety +26

      People who get out of it never come back, they see the two world

    • @paradoz8375
      @paradoz8375 Před 3 lety +13

      Now I just feel lucky that I didn't get into social media too much (except youtube). Wow.anyways congrats

  • @benc640
    @benc640 Před 3 lety +148

    Who’s the guest? I like him, seems like a good dude.

  • @mehakverma7043
    @mehakverma7043 Před 3 lety +38

    me with scoliosis: "I have 1 hip. take it or leave it."

    • @basedropeist6617
      @basedropeist6617 Před 3 lety

      I have scoliosis as well, but I'm a guy. It doesn't limit me at all, but it doesn't look too good. I kinda try to compensate by working out a lot.

    • @mehakverma7043
      @mehakverma7043 Před 3 lety +4

      @@basedropeist6617 Wow, its really rare for dudes to have scoliosis. Yeah it really sucks, but it doesn't really make a difference other than wearing a back brace through middle school (which is pretty much the same as holding up a sign that says "bully me")

  • @marmite4life599
    @marmite4life599 Před 4 lety +1649

    Fat abs = thick pack
    ~Mike Tyson

  • @guitarguru.3572
    @guitarguru.3572 Před 4 lety +159

    People started to have 2 personas. Their real life persona and their online persona. A LOT of people have completely lost touch with reality and morphed into their full on social media selves. It’s sad, really. I’m so glad I experienced life before this took place. Honestly, I miss the 80s and early 90s primarily for that reason.

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 Před 3 lety +3

      @M B CZcams comments are the only social media I engage in. Working two jobs, that’s even fairly limited. I haven’t been on Facebook since 2017, never had a Twitter or Instagram account, and I’ve never been happier.

    • @JenniferEver
      @JenniferEver Před 3 lety +2

      That's a fantastic way of explaining it.

    • @guitarguru.3572
      @guitarguru.3572 Před 3 lety +2

      @@JenniferEver I cut myself off from Facebook and Twitter and it’s unbelievable how much better my life has been. Honestly, I’m probably going to stop leaving comments on CZcams.

    • @JenniferEver
      @JenniferEver Před 3 lety +1

      @@guitarguru.3572 I was also thinking of deleting Facebook even though everything is private. It's nice to be an an "unknown" - walk everyday through the woods and nature trails and focus on deeper things.

  • @InhumaneSinner
    @InhumaneSinner Před 3 lety +226

    10:13 "just go to the gym and eat right, it does work." me: "yeah!" *hides away my mozarella sticks*

    • @spandexter1234
      @spandexter1234 Před 3 lety +7

      Mozzarella stick aren't a problem, too many mozzarella sticks are a problem

  • @abbyappreciator2041
    @abbyappreciator2041 Před 4 lety +65

    lol i remember old school were they made a joke about ass cancer.
    Radiohead: He’s got cancer... in his ass

  • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
    @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat Před 4 lety +902

    🤣 Looks like the abs on a kids’ Batman Halloween costume.

    • @zazarays
      @zazarays Před 4 lety +19

      i wear one of those when im feeling fat

    • @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat
      @FaithFallRepentGraceRepeat Před 4 lety

      Pancakebut 😂

    • @sarahl9201
      @sarahl9201 Před 4 lety +5

      Batman does squats for a natural badonkadonk

    • @tekkaki
      @tekkaki Před 4 lety

      i wanted to like buts it’s on 666 likes so i want to keep it there

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 Před 4 lety

      @@zazarays if that ain't a mood

  • @alextheking1988
    @alextheking1988 Před 4 lety +533

    This guest is lovely. So calm and evenly spoken. Could listen to him all day.

    • @blackopssavage
      @blackopssavage Před 4 lety +12

      ASMR-tier?

    • @illestmortal
      @illestmortal Před 4 lety +9

      You're gay

    • @BraidedNinja3
      @BraidedNinja3 Před 4 lety +16

      His name is Zuby, hes actually a pretty awsome guy, you should follow him. Musician and gym rat.

    • @aeromedical6750
      @aeromedical6750 Před 4 lety +18

      Dude definitely has a future in the audiobook world.

    • @zakman246
      @zakman246 Před 4 lety +5

      @@illestmortal Have a mop for your tears.

  • @DjSquirrel33
    @DjSquirrel33 Před 4 lety +121

    Am I the only one who laughed when he said: "ass cancer"
    🤣

    • @basedjenny7362
      @basedjenny7362 Před 4 lety +1

      It’s not like that’s the only thing people have been commenting on this video

    • @DjSquirrel33
      @DjSquirrel33 Před 4 lety

      @@basedjenny7362 chill lmao

    • @DjSquirrel33
      @DjSquirrel33 Před 4 lety +1

      @The Stig's Dutch Cousin CANCER...... OF..... THE ASS.
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 Před 4 lety +1

      DjSquirrel33 No, just come up with something new

    • @samuelconsuegra1206
      @samuelconsuegra1206 Před 4 lety

      Yes

  • @angelopellicci179
    @angelopellicci179 Před 3 lety +22

    9:27 that random “Jesus Christ” from some dude that isn’t even on the podcast kills me.

  • @sabihbinmasood
    @sabihbinmasood Před 4 lety +116

    Natural > implants

    • @justinerickson282
      @justinerickson282 Před 4 lety +9

      Not all boobs are created equal. Sometimes they need help

    • @bhoney1988
      @bhoney1988 Před 4 lety +3

      @@justinerickson282 have you looked at your gross balls? They are disgusting.

    • @jakeyyboii5759
      @jakeyyboii5759 Před 4 lety

      @@bhoney1988 gross balls?

    • @iHaveTheDocuments
      @iHaveTheDocuments Před 4 lety +8

      99.9% of the time implants are nasty basic bitch material.

    • @WKPlugins
      @WKPlugins Před 4 lety +2

      @@bhoney1988 idk what you're talking about. Smooth like 2 eggs.

  • @CanadianMang
    @CanadianMang Před 4 lety +2718

    I swear Joe is so much more funny when he is not doing stand up.

    • @michaelfrisby758
      @michaelfrisby758 Před 4 lety +29

      Erik Westerveld yeah he was so funny in this

    • @kendrickdonnelly
      @kendrickdonnelly Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah

    • @samstucky9984
      @samstucky9984 Před 4 lety +4

      Dude yes

    • @klaus2913
      @klaus2913 Před 4 lety +150

      During stand-up he is trying too much. Mainly yelling the punchline. 🤣

    • @berryseinfeld6772
      @berryseinfeld6772 Před 4 lety +27

      So many podcasters who are originally comics are much much funnier / better on podcasts. Maron, Rogan, etc

  • @staceycarroll7973
    @staceycarroll7973 Před 3 lety +10

    We used to call taking selfies being a loser because if you were taking your own picture, you obviously had no friends who could take it for you.

    • @hil449
      @hil449 Před 9 měsíci

      thats a ridiculous notion. What if youre traveling by yourself? Also i prefer a selfie than a whole body pic, its another kind of pic

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 Před 4 lety +77

    Imagine a wide shot where you can see their reactions will seeing the screen.

    • @charlesdolling42
      @charlesdolling42 Před 4 lety +5

      I think they did do something like that but CZcams kept copyright claiming it so they stopped.

    • @Evan00001
      @Evan00001 Před 3 lety +4

      The channel is like one or two copyright strikes from being deleted. They will probably start showing stuff again once they move to Spotify.

    • @THIS---GUY
      @THIS---GUY Před 3 lety

      @@charlesdolling42 he's talking about a camera on top of the tv facing them to show reactions

  • @anthony452
    @anthony452 Před 4 lety +76

    "It exposed people for who they are"
    The truest thing about all of this.

    • @MegaMiir
      @MegaMiir Před 4 lety

      Esp that testicular strong man.

  • @alaneichelberger3014
    @alaneichelberger3014 Před 4 lety +349

    Body Dysmorphia is a helluva drug

  • @samobispo1527
    @samobispo1527 Před 3 lety +153

    Joe, stop referring to pictures we can't see, or that your staff lets us see for only just a few seconds.

    • @HFFCANADA
      @HFFCANADA Před 3 lety +13

      Sam stop bitching about something that you can easily Google for urself. Like buddy said, the pause button is helpful with that kinda thing

    • @ElazarYershovFilms
      @ElazarYershovFilms Před 3 lety +4

      HFFCANADA agreed

    • @craigvalentine2555
      @craigvalentine2555 Před 3 lety +6

      Blame CZcams copyright

    • @lewis1714
      @lewis1714 Před 3 lety +2

      Ok karen

  • @ErickLopez-il2jc
    @ErickLopez-il2jc Před 3 lety +13

    10:31 The best quote of 2020: "Girls would be all stretched out, everybody would have a giant hog"

  • @chukaezeigbo8600
    @chukaezeigbo8600 Před 4 lety +203

    How did he not laugh when he said “ass cancer” I’d be on the floor laughing 🤣🤣

  • @Cuboos-EDC
    @Cuboos-EDC Před 4 lety +227

    Social media is killing us..

    • @glogang46
      @glogang46 Před 4 lety +8

      Stay woke

    • @seffers4788
      @seffers4788 Před 4 lety +2

      Addrienne Latham well said!

    • @SobeCrunkMonster
      @SobeCrunkMonster Před 4 lety +6

      No, that’s like saying guns are killing us, it’s people being dumb people, accept the responsibility, no running to scapegoats

    • @cloakgaming1323
      @cloakgaming1323 Před 4 lety +1

      Glo Gang fr dude... fr...

    • @BorkKillsOneLegMan
      @BorkKillsOneLegMan Před 4 lety

      Darwunism at it's best😂

  • @Umbrella2
    @Umbrella2 Před 4 lety +38

    Joe squints a lot, I think he needs glasses.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast Před 3 lety +5

      Or sunglasses against those lights.

  • @Just_logic
    @Just_logic Před 4 lety +45

    I never got it when girls stick out their lips. Is that supposedly make them look sexier?? It doesn’t

  • @mysticmac4900
    @mysticmac4900 Před 4 lety +902

    Nowadays every woman on instagram is getting lip fillers, social media is ruining society it's ridiculous.

    • @TheMoistBanana
      @TheMoistBanana Před 4 lety +33

      It cracks me up to see those fake people 😂....no one is thinking about their future.

    • @thechefsteffon9173
      @thechefsteffon9173 Před 4 lety +7

      You're right at one point it was kind of okay but now it's downright hilarious 😂😂

    • @samus598
      @samus598 Před 4 lety +15

      @Sometimescloudy Aww sry you didn't age well buddy, hang in there.

    • @July4.1776
      @July4.1776 Před 4 lety +3

      kuku muku how can you tell?

    • @MartinezJayson
      @MartinezJayson Před 4 lety +39

      I've never seen lip fillers that didn't make the woman look worse than she did before.

  • @jordancraighead
    @jordancraighead Před 4 lety +500

    Lets all chip in and get Joe a wireless mouse

    • @snow1870
      @snow1870 Před 4 lety +12

      Why you tryin to our dudes out of work

    • @joeygreathouse3029
      @joeygreathouse3029 Před 4 lety +4

      It's not a money thing it's a lag thing lol he's a Quaker

    • @McHackets
      @McHackets Před 4 lety +4

      Frr who needs Jaime lmao that guy's a buzzkill

    • @timmykkgb
      @timmykkgb Před 4 lety

      @@McHackets you're a dick

    • @karloslowry9043
      @karloslowry9043 Před 4 lety +1

      Jamie would get fired

  • @heatherbishop9391
    @heatherbishop9391 Před 4 lety +13

    I’m really enjoying this guest’s voice.

  • @Seriously007MAGIC
    @Seriously007MAGIC Před 3 lety +29

    This reminds me of the episode of spongebob where he ordered the fake muscle arms. 😊

  • @leoavendano56
    @leoavendano56 Před 4 lety +414

    Joe "Ready for this? DUN DUN DUUUN
    ASSCANCER!" Rogan

    • @dawn-blade
      @dawn-blade Před 4 lety +3

      LOOOOL you got me dead.

    • @akwardwithemphasis
      @akwardwithemphasis Před 4 lety +3

      As soon as he said that I scrolled down the comments to find someone saying this.

    • @albertwesker5674
      @albertwesker5674 Před 4 lety +2

      I literally read this a second before he said lmao

    • @skalpel303
      @skalpel303 Před 4 lety +1

      I knew this would be in the comments section XD

    • @honkydorry7691
      @honkydorry7691 Před 4 lety +1

      They get CANCER in their ASS

  • @funnytvshows7804
    @funnytvshows7804 Před 4 lety +611

    Joe "imagine if that was your daughter" Rogan

    • @BEsaddiqali
      @BEsaddiqali Před 4 lety +12

      Are people always gonna post these? Did you see someone do it and thought it was funny so now you do it? The joe...rogan

    • @TangoNevada
      @TangoNevada Před 4 lety +2

      @Mohamed Ismail He is working all sides like a fiddle. He somehow has both the Alt right and Far left believing he is on the same page as both of them. He had Ben Shapiro on, so no way could he be far right.....But it's not 1940's Germany. You can be Jewish and Far Right in 2019. I'm trying to think of the Lefties he has on and agrees with, but I am drawing a blank.

    • @Twolegit2quit27
      @Twolegit2quit27 Před 4 lety

      Mantis Tabogan yeah most people with a sense of humor enjoy them

    • @lokburch
      @lokburch Před 4 lety

      Hahahaha haha a

    • @Handlesaredumb69
      @Handlesaredumb69 Před 4 lety

      @@BEsaddiqali yes. That's how comment sections work.

  • @zakedwards6977
    @zakedwards6977 Před 4 lety +5

    Having Cystic Fibrosis, physical fitness had given me a better life, even some extra years.

  • @russellwalker3830
    @russellwalker3830 Před 4 lety +36

    I am proud to say I have never taken a selfie that wasn't for a mandatory profile picture and could've passed for an id photo

    • @flux0841
      @flux0841 Před 4 lety +3

      Russel Walker I’ve taken pictures of myself just so I can laugh at my own face later. It’s as weird as it sounds.

    • @Hashbeast
      @Hashbeast Před 3 lety

      It's ok to be goofy with friends or some shit. Not all unofficial selfies are for vanity.

    • @damianjohn5995
      @damianjohn5995 Před 3 lety

      Are you handsome? Than that’s impressive if not 🤪

    • @russellwalker3830
      @russellwalker3830 Před 3 lety +1

      @@damianjohn5995 well I didn't think anyone would read my comment so in the interest of context and honesty, yeah I kind of have a weird thing about being filmed or having my pic taken. Like how some people are pathologically afraid of cockroaches... oh wait that's me too.

  • @SuperBoombik
    @SuperBoombik Před 4 lety +549

    Joe “ass cancer” Rogan

  • @FireStarterCroatia
    @FireStarterCroatia Před 4 lety +246

    Imagine a world without plastic surgery. Crazy how many "stars" wouldn't be here.

  • @elithearchitect
    @elithearchitect Před 3 lety +5

    “Everyone would be on that god damn duck machine” I love that

  • @yungbreezy573
    @yungbreezy573 Před 3 lety +6

    "Something has happened with that hasn't there" lmaoo

  • @ScottMikles
    @ScottMikles Před 4 lety +103

    When Joe started impersonating the girls taking a selfie I lost it. Lmao

    • @EbNorth
      @EbNorth Před 4 lety +7

      The fact that he also needed to find his phone for the fake selfies made me laugh.

  • @longdirtytoenails1076
    @longdirtytoenails1076 Před 4 lety +98

    Joe"That's a rough cancer bro"Rogan.

  • @blew1t
    @blew1t Před 4 lety +5

    3:07 i love how analytical zuby's response sounds

  • @martincarlberg9671
    @martincarlberg9671 Před 3 lety +6

    The normal way also make you FEEL good and helthy..

  • @pistonjab4515
    @pistonjab4515 Před 4 lety +78

    4:00 Dun Dun Dun Ass Cancer, had me in stitches 😂

  • @kertaspaper94
    @kertaspaper94 Před 4 lety +127

    How appropriate. I got a Korean Plastic Surgery ad on the Recommended list

    • @deem2024
      @deem2024 Před 4 lety +5

      kertaspaper94 lol me too

    • @saintspectre18
      @saintspectre18 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah me too

    • @Vladimir-wh5hs
      @Vladimir-wh5hs Před 3 lety

      I got it too, i thought those were random because usually the ads have nothing to do with the video.

  • @lemon7591
    @lemon7591 Před 3 lety +8

    The ball injector got killed by the leader in that cult

  • @rubenzepeda246
    @rubenzepeda246 Před 4 lety +4

    “So fake, the muscles go over the ribs”. Bruh, my abs insert slightly over my ribs and immediately got worried

  • @bozziovai
    @bozziovai Před 4 lety +40

    all i can remember is an episode of spongebob where he inflated his arms to impress everyone but can't even open a ketsup hahahahha

  • @horaciobarrenechea4203
    @horaciobarrenechea4203 Před 4 lety +432

    am i the only one who felt uncomfortable when Joe started to pose for the selfies?

    • @joey19xx73
      @joey19xx73 Před 4 lety +107

      I got rock hard

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 Před 4 lety +4

      @@joey19xx73 spicy

    • @joey19xx73
      @joey19xx73 Před 4 lety +24

      @@hollow6189 I do not remember commenting that.

    • @hollow6189
      @hollow6189 Před 4 lety +14

      @@joey19xx73 double spicy

    • @Namjong75
      @Namjong75 Před 4 lety +2

      Yes...u r the only one

  • @smithhoowe
    @smithhoowe Před 4 lety +3

    "Looks like Bowser from Mario" Im dead.

  • @nutman1705
    @nutman1705 Před 3 lety +3

    With every podcast, Joe's skull gains in thickness.

  • @MutenRoscher
    @MutenRoscher Před 4 lety +157

    when joe said "asscancer" i immediately thought of that one cianide and happiness cartoon "the man who could sit on everything"

    • @narakarrarr6191
      @narakarrarr6191 Před 3 lety

      OMFG YES ME TOO!!!

    • @swingking08
      @swingking08 Před 3 lety +1

      With the comfy ass

    • @sgtsavage2011
      @sgtsavage2011 Před 3 lety

      I HAVE THE MOST COMFORTABLE ASS IN THE WORLD! haha I think it was something like explosive entertainment

  • @patrykc9050
    @patrykc9050 Před 4 lety +72

    We need a lot more public shaming.

    • @FireHydrantForeheadNyquil
      @FireHydrantForeheadNyquil Před 4 lety +5

      @@runswithraptors What's wrong with sweat pants you could have said short shorts or leggings but sweatpants? Tf?

    • @Element-tb6lp
      @Element-tb6lp Před 4 lety

      @@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil if you wear sweatpants youve lost respect for yourself

    • @FireHydrantForeheadNyquil
      @FireHydrantForeheadNyquil Před 4 lety +4

      @@Element-tb6lp I mean they look comfortable and they're to help you sweat to lose calories so if anything its for people that want their bodies to look better or feel better It seems like you have some specific trauma or background with sweatpants

    • @Element-tb6lp
      @Element-tb6lp Před 4 lety +1

      @@FireHydrantForeheadNyquil dont get defensive and assume about me. Sweatapnts are ok for the gym but wearing them is for heavy people and i believe that they have lost respect for themselves. Keep ur reply respectful, we arent animals

    • @mylesholbrook1866
      @mylesholbrook1866 Před 4 lety +1

      More public shaming and less cancel culture would make America beautiful

  • @kalemcclintock566
    @kalemcclintock566 Před 3 lety +2

    Joe - “What is thaaat?”
    Jamie - “idk I got distracted.”

  • @accessfashion
    @accessfashion Před 3 lety +1

    The way they keep feeling confused when they see weird things is how I feel daily about social media.

  • @davidusa47
    @davidusa47 Před 4 lety +155

    “It’s an eight pack too.”

    • @alexdg7755
      @alexdg7755 Před 4 lety +3

      David McDevitt liked because of the proper use of too 👍, pretty rare these days along with there/their/they’re. Respect my dude

    • @nightsight6247
      @nightsight6247 Před 4 lety

      Alex DG tf

    • @nightsight6247
      @nightsight6247 Před 4 lety

      Alex DG 🤡

  • @DJBSharpMusic
    @DJBSharpMusic Před 4 lety +55

    I'm really glad that, outside of watching CZcams and keeping up with my friends and family on Facebook, I'm pretty disconnected from Social Media. Twitter never interested me, Instagram is barely interesting... you know the story. It's just more fun to just go out and have fun in the real world after work

  • @hiitsme6639
    @hiitsme6639 Před 3 lety +4

    Love how he is making fun of selfies and being obsessed with that and he is wearing a shirt with his face on it.

  • @obotowski
    @obotowski Před 3 lety +4

    "flesh fanny pack"
    "what's that?"

  • @briggyb
    @briggyb Před 4 lety +180

    The chick with ab implants is married to a Male body builder who has implants too. Apparently they both really regret getting them.

    • @briggyb
      @briggyb Před 4 lety +19

      @Karl Dennis broscience.com/bodybuilding-couple-sported-ab-implants-show-made-statement/

    • @riggsd7550
      @riggsd7550 Před 4 lety +16

      Yea I would assume the do regret the pump up implants. The society endorsement of needing to look certain ways is shameful. Implants surgery ect is out of control as it's acceptable normal behavior now.

    • @littlemonsterpants
      @littlemonsterpants Před 4 lety

      Ya think? 😉😉😉

    • @MrAgarza49
      @MrAgarza49 Před 4 lety +7

      Good they should regret it

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian Před 4 lety +6

      At least they’re self aware

  • @75hilmar
    @75hilmar Před 4 lety +298

    I'm a caterpillar in a mans body. That's why I got myself some huge ab implants so I can move around on the floor and climb up trees with them.

    • @imaniroquemore1055
      @imaniroquemore1055 Před 4 lety +9

      75hilmar OMFG dude what lmao ⚰️😂😂

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun Před 4 lety +24

      You're beautiful, don't ever change. Except maybe into a butterfly when you're good and ready.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Před 4 lety

      Lucius
      Apparently trans agism is a thing, so there is that.

  • @floydjr784
    @floydjr784 Před 3 lety +1

    "What is that?" "Sorry I don't know I just got distracted"😂😂

  • @ervinmolnar8192
    @ervinmolnar8192 Před 4 lety +1

    The guy from big brother with the fake abs is the mayor of the city of Geelong, near Melbourne, Australia 🇦🇺 😂

  • @ChrisB.C.
    @ChrisB.C. Před 4 lety +73

    Joe is right about the squats, running, exercises, etc. for women.
    I used to work with a lady who was a full-on fitness nut, so she was really lean, really thin, but very healthy-looking, not at all anorexic. Still, she had the most curvaceous butt. Even in like mom jeans, her butt just stood out. It wasn't even like the kind of thing you have to be looking inappropriately to notice. She was just a very striking woman to see.

  • @Ouroboross-
    @Ouroboross- Před 4 lety +281

    Imagine being so lazy you’d rather spend thousands of dollars on surgery to look fit. Than to pay 15$ a month on a gym membership. Lmfaooo

    • @godnotavailable2094
      @godnotavailable2094 Před 4 lety +15

      And it's just generally a lot healthier to go the gym route.

    • @ethanlopez4265
      @ethanlopez4265 Před 4 lety +29

      You don’t even need to go to the gym all you need is one of those pull-up bars that you put in a doorway and like 10 sq feet of space

    • @j.j.3391
      @j.j.3391 Před 4 lety +16

      @@ethanlopez4265 That's called a trailer park gym. The ladies can't do their squats. You gotta pound the booty into shape instead and feed her some Captain Crunch and testicle milk.

    • @jezwc
      @jezwc Před 4 lety +3

      $2000 gets you pretty much 11 years of gym in one surgical procedure, that’s why

    • @davyroger3773
      @davyroger3773 Před 4 lety +6

      Lol you don't need a gym, anybody can work out at home

  • @Psyrecx
    @Psyrecx Před 4 lety +8

    Barbara Eden > Catherine Bach
    Everyday, in their primes.

  • @postysniping4167
    @postysniping4167 Před 3 lety

    All I remember from my first trip was I kept saying " Now This Is A Joe Rogan Experience" 😂😂😂

  • @liscarscott
    @liscarscott Před 4 lety +36

    I remember Mr. Bean taking pictures of himself at historic locations and it was a joke... still a joke

  • @mitch9225
    @mitch9225 Před 4 lety +91

    Joe ‘I eat Elk but don’t own a wireless mouse’ Rogan

    • @joshuaschalesky
      @joshuaschalesky Před 4 lety +1

      Haha, amazing!

    • @neocitran9996
      @neocitran9996 Před 4 lety +1

      MW wow, the oldest joke on the internet....congrats

    • @joshuaschalesky
      @joshuaschalesky Před 4 lety +1

      @@neocitran9996 Salt?

    • @mitch9225
      @mitch9225 Před 4 lety +1

      M Mac thank you sexy love you

    • @daveedwards3035
      @daveedwards3035 Před 4 lety

      Look up----> big picture project . net←---read “the Present”. What it says can turn this world right side up from the very beginning of it. It is all truth you can check for yourself. I def would recommend.

  • @lenin7935
    @lenin7935 Před 3 lety +15

    4:09 : "cancer in their ass"
    Why the hell did I find that hilarious?

  • @tylerdphoto
    @tylerdphoto Před 2 lety +1

    The CZcams captions think this show is called "The Gyro Can Experience"

  • @fredderf3323
    @fredderf3323 Před 4 lety +131

    "Girls would be all stretched out, everyone would have a giant hog"

  • @semajojnab
    @semajojnab Před 4 lety +58

    Freud would have had a hay day had he known the internet was going to exist.

    • @taurusthefool
      @taurusthefool Před 4 lety

      He'd have a lot of incest porn in his history

    • @GrizzlyDaddams
      @GrizzlyDaddams Před 4 lety +1

      If he had known or actually been here for it?

  • @highrev92
    @highrev92 Před 2 lety +1

    30% of each joe rogan podcast he's telling jamie where to go on the computer screen, wireless mouse for joe would save us all about 10-15 mins per episode lmao

    • @joseph_b319
      @joseph_b319 Před 10 měsíci

      Lol!!! I always thought that too!!!

  • @MrJohnoss
    @MrJohnoss Před 4 lety

    2:21 when I don't find my phone in the frist 5 seconds

  • @TheGodlessNorwegian
    @TheGodlessNorwegian Před 4 lety +19

    That is 1 of the reasons i deleted my Facebook... Full of egoistic people and no care for whats really going on in the world...

  • @thetigerman
    @thetigerman Před 4 lety +104

    Joe "when are you going to tell Brendan Schaub he's not funny" Rogan

    • @triunity686
      @triunity686 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmao real talk

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 Před 4 lety +7

      It was kind of funny when that Hawaiian dude beat the fuck out of him in front of Leonardo DiCaprio with his ex

    • @ArthurKnight1899
      @ArthurKnight1899 Před 4 lety +4

      @@dreww8941 what? When? Lol

    • @dreww8941
      @dreww8941 Před 4 lety +3

      Arkham Assassin
      Go look up his stand up on ‘This is Not Happening.’

  • @margittasaager7238
    @margittasaager7238 Před 3 lety +13

    When the system lays out the 'blueprint' for this behavior. Movies,Songs and 'sex sells' all motivates this atrocious manipulation in an otherwise healthy body.

  • @CheyenneKingActress
    @CheyenneKingActress Před 3 lety +2

    "There would be a line around the block) 5:04. Lmao

  • @xexange
    @xexange Před 4 lety +35

    joe has his camera covered on his phone. Take note people

    • @Ligma-Peavey
      @Ligma-Peavey Před 4 lety +11

      I've got an Oppo Reno 2Z...no external front facing selfie cam unless you prompt it then it slides up on top of the phone like some star trek shit

    • @DarlinReal
      @DarlinReal Před 3 lety +2

      I do too. I took note from Mark Zuckerberg.

    • @nonon5092
      @nonon5092 Před 3 lety

      What do you mean ???

  • @powerstrokepablo
    @powerstrokepablo Před 3 lety +2

    Can’t take anyone wearing all of his own merch to one of the most popular podcasts

  • @SpitterMan.
    @SpitterMan. Před 3 lety

    You know they looking at something bad when you hear jamie in the back “Jesus Christ 😳”. Lmao 😂 9:29

  • @bryceriggen4033
    @bryceriggen4033 Před 4 lety +9

    The end of this video meant a lot to me, after a bad accident I gained weight because the pain it caused was too much for me to handle. I found out I had a torn disc at 13 years old(my l5 s1) shortly after I got into mountain biking and lost 50 of the 75 pounds I gained. I’m 15 now and it still hasn’t healed but hard work does pay off.

  • @adammiller8504
    @adammiller8504 Před 4 lety +19

    "You can't get by without a big caboose" Lmfao 🤣

  • @marktalbot1424
    @marktalbot1424 Před 2 lety +1

    The guy with the fake abs is Darryn Lyons who was a media personality and once the mayor of Geelong, in Australia.

  • @Blindingsun
    @Blindingsun Před 3 lety +1

    that fake Six pack guy is a reporter in the UK and he was on big brother and EVERYONE legit laughed at him haha

  • @Knucklefuckk
    @Knucklefuckk Před 4 lety +44

    If Joe Rogan was Gen Z, and this podcast episode happened 20 years from now, they’d talk about the SpongeBob episode where SpongeBob buys those inflatable arms to look buff.