What if Madara Won?

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  • čas přidán 18. 06. 2017
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    Anyway yeah here we go again with more Madara cocksucking from Clyde and I
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  • @DamaDomaa
    @DamaDomaa Před 5 lety +5146

    Madara's only weakness: people watching him pee

    • @erickrosa3325
      @erickrosa3325 Před 5 lety +777

      That's the actual reason he lost. He needed to pee but Zetsu kept standing behind him and then trying to hold in his pee, madarra used up too much sealing jutsu inside his bladder just to not explode. As you seen, he immediately burst internally full of urine. Also you will note Hashirama only beat madarra after fighting next to a waterfall which made Madara lose focus he really needed to pee. Madara left his guard down after realizing the wood clone was a fake, he figured he'd have enough time to pee. But he was wrong.

    • @scaryghosts2943
      @scaryghosts2943 Před 5 lety +111

      And getting backstabbed because he died by hashirama stabbed him in the back and black zetsu stabbed him and actually back stabbed lol

    • @erickrosa3325
      @erickrosa3325 Před 5 lety +135

      @@scaryghosts2943 its because he was holding his pee.

    • @Pantherblack
      @Pantherblack Před 5 lety +84

      That would be Hashirama's advice to Naruto and Sasuke and while Sasuke is rolling his eyes Naruto has an epiphany: they retreat and just wait until Madara takes a leak then BOOM HEADSHOT
      Foolproof plan.

    • @akirasenpai4016
      @akirasenpai4016 Před 5 lety +4

      TheEnderScott lol

  • @tiquezgraham7963
    @tiquezgraham7963 Před 6 lety +8160

    What if Orochimaru actually succeeded in stealing sasukes body?
    This needs to be a video

    • @Xalmoxiss
      @Xalmoxiss Před 6 lety +67

      TiQuez Graham Upvote👆

    • @magicsiddiq949
      @magicsiddiq949 Před 6 lety +16

      TiQuez Graham tbh

    • @dr.strangelove4665
      @dr.strangelove4665 Před 6 lety +138

      TiQuez Graham he would just be itachi level
      Nothing special

    • @emregurses4466
      @emregurses4466 Před 6 lety +456

      TiQuez Graham itachi would buttfuck him for stealing sasukes body like bloodlusted off the bat susanoo totsuka blade rape

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 Před 5 lety +1

      agreed

  • @devinsanidiot1150
    @devinsanidiot1150 Před 4 lety +2728

    I can only hope for a girl to love me as much Swag loves Madara

    • @erenyaeger6676
      @erenyaeger6676 Před 3 lety +58

      Same

    • @gwc3204
      @gwc3204 Před 3 lety +37

      Lmao

    • @ivoarmstrong9894
      @ivoarmstrong9894 Před 3 lety +99

      So you want a person who shows the same level of obsession that a psychopath would have for their murder victim constantly stalking you and announcing to the world that you could take down a nation with a spoon

    • @erenyaeger6676
      @erenyaeger6676 Před 3 lety +96

      @@ivoarmstrong9894 pretty much yeah

    • @junoperberry
      @junoperberry Před 3 lety +6

      @@ivoarmstrong9894 you mean a spork

  • @fourhairstrands8265
    @fourhairstrands8265 Před 4 lety +708

    Madara is the type of person to cast infinite tsukoyomi, then get bored and cast infinite tsukoyomi on himself.

    • @obscurephoenix934
      @obscurephoenix934 Před 3 lety +8

      That’s not possible lol

    • @fourhairstrands8265
      @fourhairstrands8265 Před 3 lety +101

      @@obscurephoenix934 Nothing is impossible for Madara (but yes, it is impossible)

    • @duckhathap763
      @duckhathap763 Před 3 lety +8

      @@fourhairstrands8265 you can cast genjutsu on yourself just look at izinami

    • @fourhairstrands8265
      @fourhairstrands8265 Před 3 lety +1

      @@duckhathap763 thats izanami doe, i dont think you can cast infinite tsukoyomi on yourself, or any other genjutsu. Madara can control someone else and make them cast infinite tsukoyomi, but I dont think it'll work normally

    • @duckhathap763
      @duckhathap763 Před 3 lety +5

      @@fourhairstrands8265 I mean all genjutsu is messing with your opponents senses through chakra so theoretically if u had good enough chakra control you could prob do it

  • @jerekheadrick3379
    @jerekheadrick3379 Před 5 lety +3935

    That's weird, all I heard was 20 minutes of slurping.

    • @taecampus
      @taecampus Před 4 lety +30

      😂😂

    • @animeking9328
      @animeking9328 Před 4 lety +250

      Jerek Headrick they sound like 2 girls casually passing a dildo around the room and talking bout there favorite crush

    • @silversonic99
      @silversonic99 Před 4 lety +70

      @@JustSomeGuyWithBadDirections i keep seeing this, but i have yet to see anyone actually prove him wrong

    • @123NERDZ
      @123NERDZ Před 4 lety +39

      silversonic99 than you haven’t looked hard enough because swaglage is literally obsessive when it comes to madara as proof go watch bleach hub debunk swag kage s disgusting biased Juubito vs madara . Bleach hub point outs a bunch of things swag kage is just flat out incorrect about and most of it is just him using Half truths to wank madara , I love his vids but if you don’t see that he’s biased torwards his fave character aka madara tha you have not been watching close at all

    • @MadaraUchiha-cx6we
      @MadaraUchiha-cx6we Před 4 lety +97

      It felt really good

  • @lordtourette6057
    @lordtourette6057 Před 7 lety +3420

    *_I already won. Then a god named "Masashi Kishimoto" erased me. Swagkage, you are the only one I can trust. Revive me. Until then, you will be Madara Swagchiha._*

    • @mechajay3358
      @mechajay3358 Před 7 lety +109

      Madara Uchiha The Authors are always the Gods of there works.

    • @lordtourette6057
      @lordtourette6057 Před 7 lety +221

      *_Yes, come Madara Swagchiha. You are still the saviour of the Naruto fandom, even now._*

    • @DwayneLindsey92
      @DwayneLindsey92 Před 7 lety +151

      "Only Swaggyrama could equally match him in his time"

    • @lordtourette6057
      @lordtourette6057 Před 7 lety +72

      Damien X but his Internet is down. So no one is going to defeat me.

    • @DwayneLindsey92
      @DwayneLindsey92 Před 7 lety +50

      Madara Uchiha Well shit, that's pretty much the same as being dead.

  • @scarabyte27
    @scarabyte27 Před 4 lety +664

    "Madara sitting in a swivel chair, twirling his mustache"
    I swear, someone needs to make a picture of that

  • @saianimeguy3650
    @saianimeguy3650 Před 4 lety +1994

    I just imagine at the end of boruto you see everybody sleeping and they zoom out into the infinite tsukuyomi and zoom in to it to see madara looking down on earth with his six paths of madara naruto and sasuke beside him and him smiling with his eyes glowing cut to black thats the end of the series.

  • @apf777
    @apf777 Před 6 lety +2405

    Madara did win. Everything we've seen since he casted Infinite Tsukuyomi has been genjutsu. Stay woke.

    • @thundercookie1014
      @thundercookie1014 Před 6 lety +19

      Automatiq he didn’t win they are saying.... you know what never mind

    • @awesomestevie27
      @awesomestevie27 Před 6 lety +38

      Automatiq oh fuck

    • @notmyfirst
      @notmyfirst Před 6 lety +103

      Ace Dragon he was making a joke dude

    • @Xalmoxiss
      @Xalmoxiss Před 6 lety +25

      Ssense People these days... Am I right lmao

    • @ruikirisame1744
      @ruikirisame1744 Před 6 lety +35

      how to debunk this statement: buroto is a thing. as in if we were inside the infinite tsukuyomi shit like that wouldn't exist

  • @cvox607
    @cvox607 Před 7 lety +490

    my version of infinte tsukyomi will be a world where swagkage fucking dissected kakashi

    • @thedredayshow9246
      @thedredayshow9246 Před 7 lety +4

      Same.

    • @Sun-cg6lv
      @Sun-cg6lv Před 7 lety +13

      C Vox 😂😂😂😂thing is that he knows how bad people want it but he's just being a dick and not doing it🤣🤣🤣

    • @pr0l0gue
      @pr0l0gue Před 7 lety +20

      He should dissect Kakashi's father Sakumo just to troll

    • @moki4895
      @moki4895 Před 7 lety +6

      C Vox i dont think he ever will

    • @nathankagoro9969
      @nathankagoro9969 Před 7 lety

      C Vox lol

  • @obamaborger2892
    @obamaborger2892 Před 4 lety +948

    Ya know, when your're this deep into 2020 you begin to realize that maybe Madara's plan wasn't so bad

    • @buffalooftheuniverse4279
      @buffalooftheuniverse4279 Před 3 lety +19

      Fax

    • @gangplank8397
      @gangplank8397 Před 3 lety +14

      @Itachi Is superior to you sasuke plan was trash as fuck

    • @simonaube8042
      @simonaube8042 Před 3 lety +24

      @This Is What Awesome Looks Like are we talking about the goals they described to Hagoromo after beating Kaguya? Because I feel like it’s difficult to say who’s right: I feel like Sasuke’s plan was more of a plan that appealed to human nature. It was more realistic and easier to achieve success. A common threat to force unison. Whereas Naruto’s was more idealistic and built on cooperation. Trust each other and create a world of peace. Either way, both of their plans have flaws: In Sasuke’s, there’ll never be true peace since everyone is banded against an enemy. It is a constant cycle of conflict against an enemy that can reincarnate themselves. On the other hand, Naruto’s can be broken by… well… everything that he has fought against.

    • @OK-yy6qz
      @OK-yy6qz Před 3 lety +33

      @@simonaube8042 Both plans kinda got applied in the End.
      Naruto was so powerful that he passively was the threat of force strong enough to unite the entire world

    • @simonaube8042
      @simonaube8042 Před 3 lety +5

      @@OK-yy6qz Huh, I never thought of that, but it's definitely true.
      I wonder if his death would be the reason for the descent of the villages back into the cycle of hatred or if they continued to support each other despite the lack of a passive deterrent. I guess it's one of those questions that remains in the world of the hypothetical.

  • @srrrgo
    @srrrgo Před 4 lety +1270

    (Madara after 200 years of sitting)
    *Madara makes wood clones*
    Madara: Come at me with killer intent please I'm so bored

    • @kamranemin5356
      @kamranemin5356 Před 4 lety +15

      Jepzy how is he immortal?

    • @cliffemall5142
      @cliffemall5142 Před 4 lety +87

      He’s immortal because he’s geting funneled with chakera

    • @sn4ke16
      @sn4ke16 Před 3 lety +50

      aizen and madara be sitting on same chair

    • @kakashihatake6052
      @kakashihatake6052 Před 3 lety +3

      @DISCOMBOBULATE is he true immortal?

    • @MirzaFako
      @MirzaFako Před 3 lety +13

      @DISCOMBOBULATE he said to naruto and sasuke that they cant win because he is truly immortal as the 2nd sage of six paths. Attached to that thing or not

  • @30Four
    @30Four Před 7 lety +613

    Guys I finally finished all 500 episodes of Madara Shippuden 🙂😉🙃

    • @PrutteHans
      @PrutteHans Před 7 lety +14

      ikr its so good

    • @SumThingFawful
      @SumThingFawful Před 7 lety +38

      You should read the manga, madaras great in it, all 678 chapters

    • @lamarsmith9254
      @lamarsmith9254 Před 7 lety

      Dead Joke Finally?!

    • @30Four
      @30Four Před 7 lety

      Lamar Smith YOUR NAME IS Lamar Smith 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣listen to it that's the only joke round here 🤣🤣

    • @lamarsmith9254
      @lamarsmith9254 Před 7 lety +3

      You Don't Want That And explain is a joke?😂 What you've never a seen a black person with a white surname? Get out more kid

  • @andys544
    @andys544 Před 5 lety +749

    I can't imagine Madara hanging out on Earth waiting for challengers to arrive. I honestly think he would be on some Cell shit roaming the universe looking for something fun to do.

    • @nikaachin.9596
      @nikaachin.9596 Před 3 lety +12

      😂😂

    • @fork4207
      @fork4207 Před 3 lety +72

      Not really his whole goal was for the infinite tsukuyomi so he probably wouldn’t risk something bad happening to it while he was leaving.

    • @danielf554
      @danielf554 Před 3 lety +60

      Madara would become like beerus just sitting on his throne bored and fighting for the fun experience

    • @richiefranklin76
      @richiefranklin76 Před 3 lety +8

      Wouldn't Madara be putting himself into the fake world as well?

    • @FATMAN162x
      @FATMAN162x Před 3 lety +31

      @@richiefranklin76 Madara said he'll lead it, but more importantly, naruto human characters don't have a grasp on outer space. It's like unknown territory to them since naruto isn't based in modern times. They don't start leaving earth till boruto era. Unless you wanna say madara is beyond his time even with his intellect but that's head cannon.

  • @d04lvallier
    @d04lvallier Před 4 lety +462

    Swagkage: "Go on Clyde I've talked too much"
    Clyde: "Thanks Swag, well you see..."
    Swagkage: *"ACTUALLY!"*

  • @sasukethighcrusher
    @sasukethighcrusher Před 4 lety +840

    "what if Madara won??"
    There would be world peace, that's what.

    • @HilltreesHarmony
      @HilltreesHarmony Před 4 lety +74

      "What if Madara won??" Nothing. Cuz... ya know... infinite tsukuyomi

    • @ate7714
      @ate7714 Před 4 lety +10

      Fking comunist

    • @alikhalid724
      @alikhalid724 Před 4 lety +24

      WELL NO SHIT CUZ EVERYBODY WOULD BE DEAD BRUH

    • @spookyspider2820
      @spookyspider2820 Před 4 lety +5

      blaze it that’s peace my dude

    • @ishubetterthanyou1582
      @ishubetterthanyou1582 Před 4 lety +35

      @@alikhalid724 Not dead, technically. Just dreaming forever, but still alive.

  • @justsomeguywithawavecheck8208
    @justsomeguywithawavecheck8208 Před 5 lety +4140

    *The whole world is just a genjutsu. Boruto is a genjutsu. I already won.*

    • @ShyBug42
      @ShyBug42 Před 4 lety +365

      It doesn’t work when you change your name and pfp

    • @duel2803
      @duel2803 Před 4 lety +53

      Just Some Guy With A Wave Check I wouldn’t mind that

    • @Connor-yn8pz
      @Connor-yn8pz Před 4 lety +139

      i thought infinite Tsukoyomi shows only good things

    • @barbershopbible
      @barbershopbible Před 4 lety +35

      Sounds like a nightmare, this is no dream

    • @producedbykhireyakeem4340
      @producedbykhireyakeem4340 Před 4 lety +9

      Definitely! But the manga has gone up bro!

  • @mjfernandez-muldoon5202
    @mjfernandez-muldoon5202 Před 7 lety +3238

    If Madara won the story would've made more sense.

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius Před 7 lety +363

      best joker honestly, I think the issue there was that there wasn't enough foreshadowing for Zetsu and Kaguya's plans. Had that been addressed earlier, then him being absorbed wouldn't have seem to have come out of left field the way it did.

    • @zypheruchiwa5735
      @zypheruchiwa5735 Před 7 lety +212

      the foreshadowing isn't the only probleme there. what's really shitty was kaguya herself. the strongest entity at that point, mother of all chakra, the rabbit godess and she ended up being just a dumb ass bitch with no personality. and with what she desplayed, she sure has more chakra but madara would've personaly shitted on her

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius Před 7 lety +83

      Zypher Uchiwa She was a princess, not a warrior. It would've made no sense for her to come out with all of this battle experience and combat skill when she has never really had to fight. She stopped the wars around the world through a display of sheer power, and came to be worshiped and feared as a goddess. But, it wasn't because she was some crazily skilled fighter.
      And while I would not at all say that she was stupid, being intelligent doesn't make you automatically gifted in all things you try. Especially not when it comes to physical skills. That's the reason that you can have someone who is a genius mathematician, but has a difficult time with physical cosmology.
      That aside, although it wasn't explained well; the whole deal with her was that she had basically been driven insane by her own power. She was no longer herself.

    • @zypheruchiwa5735
      @zypheruchiwa5735 Před 7 lety +105

      Terry Price you're explanation is appreciated, but she was still a dumb bitch with no personality. Zetsu was taking all the shots, didn't that annoy you? The final vilain of a 15 years investment and she's the worst written character ever. I would've rather kishi sticking with madara, giving us a good fight in those wasted chapters even if he had to end it with an ass pull to kill him

    • @mjfernandez-muldoon5202
      @mjfernandez-muldoon5202 Před 7 lety +131

      Terry Price Personally, I don't think Kaguya was a necessary character to even begin with. Madara should've been defeated by Team 7, not by some asspull, sellout character that's meant to milk and setup your next shit series.
      Fuckin' Boruto. Kishi didn't even try with that name.

  • @zarushito339
    @zarushito339 Před 4 lety +337

    So Swagkage lost his virginity to a fictional lunatic character?

    • @eivor5453
      @eivor5453 Před 3 lety +1

      Same with me and raven and nagato and batman

    • @Deaf0
      @Deaf0 Před 3 lety +11

      Me and the stranger in the dark alleyway

    • @adrianaprado9527
      @adrianaprado9527 Před 3 lety +5

      Fictional yes , but lunatic nah , he just has passion for his ideals , and I can respect that I can even relate.

    • @stainedglassleaves1130
      @stainedglassleaves1130 Před 3 lety +1

      me with every single one uchiha (except itachi)

    • @truenightmare6665
      @truenightmare6665 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Deaf0 hold up...

  • @ate7714
    @ate7714 Před 4 lety +340

    Hearing Swag talking about alternative stories is more interesting than Boruto

  • @ashketchum2000
    @ashketchum2000 Před 7 lety +1140

    Do a What if Madara was the first hokage instead of Hashirama Edit: How the fuck did this get 1k likes my comments usually get lost in the comment section

    • @theenergeticturtle9489
      @theenergeticturtle9489 Před 7 lety +15

      Ash Ketchum yes Swagkage do this that would be so cool

    • @saunjxy
      @saunjxy Před 7 lety +69

      The series wouldn't exist
      Naruto wouldn't have the 9 tails...sasuke wouldn't be as strong, minato would be alive...the uchihas wouldn't plan a coup, getting themselves killed... shisui would be alive...danzo wouldn't have izanagi/would just be an average shinobi...everybody would like naruto and sasuke wouldn't be so special since narutos dad would be a celebrity, naruto would most likely have jiraiya as a teacher and still learn sage mode he would also be a flying raijin style shinobi...since the 9 tails is madaras summoning they would still probably seal it in mito then kushina because they are the last uzumaki but kushina wouldn't want her son to be a jinchuuriki...the leaf and cloud wouldn't be allies, akatsuki wouldn't exist since madara wouldn't unlock the rinnegan and then store it in nagato, the series would be wayyy different

    • @Jorozco3708
      @Jorozco3708 Před 7 lety +20

      Ash Ketchum I still think Madara Should have been the second Hokage like it was originally Planned

    • @bosscool4246
      @bosscool4246 Před 7 lety +10

      John Orozco tobirama ain't going to have that

    • @lordtourette6057
      @lordtourette6057 Před 7 lety +14

      The Ninja world would be fine then, at least Konoha

  • @Bilal-lp1zb
    @Bilal-lp1zb Před 7 lety +1428

    What if Shisui never died! Make a video about that

  • @ivoarmstrong9894
    @ivoarmstrong9894 Před 3 lety +99

    At the end of Boruto:Zooms out of Narutos eye and shows him inside a cocoon and Madara on a throne waiting for the next group of otsutsuki to try and kill him.

    • @ranvirmalhi4850
      @ranvirmalhi4850 Před 3 lety +10

      Naruto Shippuden 2: Return of Naruto... man that would be so awesome

    • @AntwantheN7
      @AntwantheN7 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ranvirmalhi4850 shut up

  • @johnjackson9751
    @johnjackson9751 Před 4 lety +303

    For all intent and purposes, Madara DID win. He just got bullshitted at the end.

    • @jylgeekd2498
      @jylgeekd2498 Před 4 lety +3

      He did not win

    • @n0tedjr.992
      @n0tedjr.992 Před 4 lety +12

      But he did he could have reanimated nagano and dissapear he got bullshitted by zetsu

    • @mememasterjames2070
      @mememasterjames2070 Před 3 lety +37

      You are right. He did finish the eye of the moon plan and initiated the infinite tsukuyomi

    • @Sakysham
      @Sakysham Před 3 lety +19

      @@jylgeekd2498 He did Plot Armour strikes again, Kishimoto needed to kill him, Zetsu and stuff is just bs

    • @ExiledDeneky
      @ExiledDeneky Před 3 lety +5

      @This Is What Awesome Looks Like You a troll?

  • @bernabe2847
    @bernabe2847 Před 7 lety +413

    What if SwagKage isn't a Kage?

  • @bajsmannenstorpung510
    @bajsmannenstorpung510 Před 7 lety +2677

    He did win. Just look at everyone's reality. They're in a dream state. Sakura got Sasuke, Naruto has the situation he always wished for, Hinata got Naruto, everyone has kids.
    Still think this isn't a dream?

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 7 lety +579

      I'm pretty sure Shino disagrees with this statement :P

    • @ZerothMask
      @ZerothMask Před 7 lety +466

      Where's Neji tho?

    • @patrykwoloch8114
      @patrykwoloch8114 Před 6 lety +277

      AXZ Center Dude Neji was depressed cos he couldn't fuck Hinata, he wanted to die

    • @LilJ3090
      @LilJ3090 Před 6 lety +3

      Bajsmannen Storpung ikr

    • @6slade
      @6slade Před 6 lety +144

      AXZ Center I mean he died before tsukuyomi was cast

  • @Adnanalssaidi
    @Adnanalssaidi Před 4 lety +354

    So you’re telling me that black zetsu saved everyone from madara 🧐

    • @ultraist6864
      @ultraist6864 Před 4 lety +31

      Adnan Alssaidi exactly

    • @obscurephoenix934
      @obscurephoenix934 Před 3 lety +15

      Well actually he saved us from madara but doomed us cuz of kaguya aka inventor of chakra so yeahhhhhh

    • @josephblankenship3293
      @josephblankenship3293 Před 3 lety +3

      It should be obvious lol 🤣

    • @madara8812
      @madara8812 Před 3 lety +3

      Black Zetsu is Kaguyas son, Black Zetsu used Madara as a vessel to resurrect Kaguya.

    • @Axle1547
      @Axle1547 Před 3 lety +1

      Yes

  • @totenblume7517
    @totenblume7517 Před 4 lety +77

    I can listen to Swagkage and Clyde gush about Madara all day and never get tired of it.

  • @merc-mobilegames8276
    @merc-mobilegames8276 Před 6 lety +608

    Madara: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    I have finally achieved world peace............Hmm its really quiet.........Boring too........the hell was i thinking KAI!!

    • @Xalmoxiss
      @Xalmoxiss Před 6 lety +51

      Merc - Mobile Games Yeah... that’s one thing I never understood about Madara’s plan... lol

    • @georgenikou7737
      @georgenikou7737 Před 6 lety +21

      Wolfage he wanted to make a world with peace because the world hashirama built didnt fill him. But the wrong thing is that he wanted everyone to do what madara wanted

    • @lolosh99
      @lolosh99 Před 5 lety +40

      george nikou hashirama didn’t *FILL* him enough 🌚

    • @Dillepo14
      @Dillepo14 Před 5 lety +2

      lolosh99 lmfao

    • @chewbacmartinez
      @chewbacmartinez Před 5 lety +7

      Like Mojo Jojo?
      Peace... quite peace... boring peace... IT’S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

  • @mysticbaka542
    @mysticbaka542 Před 7 lety +194

    explain Nut Release

  • @lani1988
    @lani1988 Před 4 lety +83

    This was pure filth lol you guys kept blowing him after he came 😰

  • @BlackScreenProductions125
    @BlackScreenProductions125 Před 4 lety +94

    Something even crazier to consider: Madara might take Sasukes rinnegan. Imagine Madara with the ability to teleport.

    • @lowkey_victorr2892
      @lowkey_victorr2892 Před 3 lety +9

      God like

    • @darthaizen4519
      @darthaizen4519 Před 3 lety +15

      Holy crap that would be terrifying

    • @iloveskatingalone
      @iloveskatingalone Před 2 lety

      Actually madaras rinne sharingan can do that

    • @ISAJ1N
      @ISAJ1N Před rokem +1

      mf would have two different rinnegan with separate abilities, and two different sharingan with separate abilities, thats a whole another level of fucked

  • @unsubstainable9711
    @unsubstainable9711 Před 7 lety +90

    The reason he hasn't dissected Kakashi yet is because Kakashi is some how late to his won dissection

    • @kevintran1488
      @kevintran1488 Před 7 lety +8

      A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to...But Kakashi is not a wizard :(

  • @boxofrocks247
    @boxofrocks247 Před 6 lety +968

    What if the ramen shop owner was madara

    • @MadaraUchiha-db7sc
      @MadaraUchiha-db7sc Před 5 lety +64

      the fuck well madara is Jesus

    • @DonutMaster110
      @DonutMaster110 Před 4 lety +11

      Nah Naruto is Jesus.

    • @Emo-zt5lk
      @Emo-zt5lk Před 4 lety +22

      @@DonutMaster110 jesus is jesus
      But naruto's a mf.

    • @yungmahon715
      @yungmahon715 Před 4 lety +23

      Ramen shop guy is Naruto's real dad and Madara is ramen shop guy so ig he's God then

    • @allannava361
      @allannava361 Před 4 lety +31

      The fuck is wrong with you? Don’t compare a god to someone who doesn’t even have any power? Ramen Shop Owner could just breath and Madara would be dead

  • @davidsmithsmith5679
    @davidsmithsmith5679 Před 4 lety +101

    Uhhh he did win, boruto is us trapped in the infinite tsukuyomi , 4th wall breaking shit

    • @Be.authentic_
      @Be.authentic_ Před 3 lety +2

      Whao....that's heavy shit 😨

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 Před 3 lety +1

      Huh, so that’s why I turned into a tree and clipped out of reality exiting the matrix only to find out I was actually a blob.

    • @davidsmithsmith5679
      @davidsmithsmith5679 Před 3 lety

      @@Lh0000 no, you just went further in

    • @TaosoftheVoid
      @TaosoftheVoid Před 3 lety +2

      @@Lh0000 You were the first person to become a Zetsu, Madara just sorta let you fall out for a minute while he fixed it

    • @theallrounderknight7464
      @theallrounderknight7464 Před 3 lety

      Just get out bro , boruto is not a genjutsu

  • @Lem.ons_
    @Lem.ons_ Před 2 lety +21

    Why does swag never sound as happy as this anymore?

  • @ahmmed700
    @ahmmed700 Před 7 lety +319

    Can you do one of these:
    What if Kakashi never killed Rin
    Minato vs Tobirama
    What if Naruto (or any character) had tensigan
    What if Jiraiya became Hokage
    What if Madara become Hokage
    What if Pain invaded the village in Part 1 of naruto
    Please like so swagkage can see 👍👍

    • @mewmeister8650
      @mewmeister8650 Před 7 lety +28

      1. Hidden leaf would have been destroyed or she would have stabbed herself
      2. Minato, cause sage mode
      4. Jiraya would have fought and possibly defeated Orochimaru
      5. He would have been a good guy
      6. the entire cast would be dead.

    • @hypervenom624
      @hypervenom624 Před 7 lety +6

      jagzilla I disagree with 6 because Might Guy has eight gates and Hiruzen would be alive and also jirya could have come ( I spelt that wrong )

    • @mewmeister8650
      @mewmeister8650 Před 7 lety +2

      Astrix okay yeah if Jiraya was there and all 6 paths are present then frog singing genjutsu destroys pain.

    • @darkpie1000
      @darkpie1000 Před 7 lety +1

      Luckily Nagato can create more i think lol or just use the other akatsuki members.

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius Před 7 lety

      jagzilla I am not sure about number five. IIRC, Madara made it clear he wanted the other villages to submit to the leaf.

  • @zebare726
    @zebare726 Před 6 lety +428

    Madara created the show Boruto.

    • @dustin3294
      @dustin3294 Před 6 lety +55

      Zebure 01 if he did then Boruto would have been good xD

    • @jaredbrooks2226
      @jaredbrooks2226 Před 5 lety +1

      lmao

    • @johanperez1782
      @johanperez1782 Před 5 lety +31

      What if boruto is Naruto dream Land where he becomes hokage

    • @RandomStuff-qz6ls
      @RandomStuff-qz6ls Před 5 lety

      Lmao true

    • @bruis1527
      @bruis1527 Před 5 lety +6

      Zebu 01 ohhh so Masada does have a weakness.... he’s a bad writer and author

  • @howardsturgis7673
    @howardsturgis7673 Před 3 lety +33

    Most people don’t realize that madara did win. Kaguya doesn’t exist. Everyone is trapped in the infinite tsukuyomi. Boruto is the collective conscious of shinobi slowly being drained into white zetsu.

  • @borijwjes1234
    @borijwjes1234 Před 3 lety +16

    My boi Madara wanted to save everyone from Boruto

  • @AkaomeNanashi
    @AkaomeNanashi Před 7 lety +1048

    Madara won.. lets all forget about that shit with Kaguya... everything past that part is infinite tsukuyomi cast by madara... All series even boruto is fucking genjutsu .. Madara won

    • @20thcenturyskin
      @20thcenturyskin Před 7 lety +31

      Akaome Nanashi if thats what you want to think okay

    • @kingarcana5727
      @kingarcana5727 Před 7 lety +170

      Akaome Nanashi I thought the infinite tsukuyomi was supposed to be the perfect dream, not a horrible nightmare.

    • @TheLatiosnlatias02
      @TheLatiosnlatias02 Před 7 lety +31

      +The True Milk
      It was a perfect dream until Zetsu killed Madara and ruined his project why? For the sake of its "mother"?
      The irony is that Zetsu finally get to be with its mother when Naruto and Sasuke sealed them with Six-Paths Chibaku Tensei

    • @AkaomeNanashi
      @AkaomeNanashi Před 7 lety +16

      zetsu killing madara is part of the dream it's mutual dream of defeating madara then the mother...

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 7 lety +3

      If the infinite tsukuyomi had been acomplished the human race would perish...

  • @Watergunner
    @Watergunner Před 5 lety +440

    madara won. infinite tsukoyomi is the only explanation we have for the abomination that is boruto

  • @killpuddle9977
    @killpuddle9977 Před 4 lety +63

    Madara: says he wants everyone to be happy inside tsukuyomi
    Also madara: kills thousands of people

    • @andrei-cezarbleaje5519
      @andrei-cezarbleaje5519 Před 4 lety +5

      Why that sounds like communism :D

    • @Jynxfv
      @Jynxfv Před 3 lety +1

      Facts

    • @rahulsawhney1279
      @rahulsawhney1279 Před 3 lety +1

      my question is would you kill 100 people to save 10,000,000 people. It's just like Itachi. Sometimes you have to make harsh decision for the betterment of whole humanity.
      If people dream of going to heaver after death then why not be in heaven when you are still alive. If people were happy when Itachi casted that genjustu to this girlfriend before her death then why not madara version of dream. I would like to listen all the other counter arguments.

    • @Devil-ig7kl
      @Devil-ig7kl Před 2 lety +2

      @@rahulsawhney1279 well Obito offered 5 kages to co-operate just to avoid bloodshed

    • @personataplace4734
      @personataplace4734 Před 2 lety +3

      He's making the mother of all omelettes jack, can't fret over every egg

  • @Youngsickbacchus
    @Youngsickbacchus Před 4 lety +12

    I just love the idea of Edotensei Naruto and Sasuke being forced to listen to Madara just fucking with them like
    “Man, you know what I’m gonna miss the most... Ramen. That was some good shit bro. Right? Right?”
    And they’re just standing there, unable to move like “ dude, you literally killed everyone.”

  • @AzayBae
    @AzayBae Před 6 lety +475

    Regardless of how we feel about who would win.
    Imagine Juubi Madara‘s Pefect Susanoo VS a Six Paths three-headed Kyuubi Avatar covered in a Perfect Susanoo wielding two Senjutsu Biju Rasenshuriken + Susanoo Arrows
    I’d actually nutt.

    • @rdc6360
      @rdc6360 Před 5 lety +46

      ok , you mean masjestic attire susano on juubi vs 3 headed kurama with susano cloack ? doesnt matter madara wins , since he has a more powerfull version of what naruto and sasuke as , i mean he manifest juubi avatar amped with senjutsu [ since jutsu is a lot more powerfull the kurama ] he would make kurama look like a fodder .

    • @user-wi7tr5oz6u
      @user-wi7tr5oz6u Před 4 lety +5

      What the fuck? Englishةخعسفشبش شلاثمشائه

    • @raymoirai
      @raymoirai Před 4 lety

      I'm like number 69

    • @carlylemcintosh1697
      @carlylemcintosh1697 Před 4 lety

      @@rdc6360 that not majest attire susank

    • @Simo-U48
      @Simo-U48 Před 4 lety +4

      @Timothy Miller how would Madara summon the juubi when its inside of him..

  • @LordStark0
    @LordStark0 Před 7 lety +555

    You have the power to make us blow you like you blow Madara, please:
    Minato vs Tobirama
    Minato vs 3rd Raikage
    Sage Naruto(PainArc) vs 5kageSumit Sasuke
    Sasuke vs Neiji (Chunin exams BOTH)
    Kcm2/sage Naruto & Ems Sasuke(Jubito era) vs Madara (in general)
    Jiraiya vs 4th Raikage
    Orochimaru vs Jiraiya
    Kcm1 Naruto vs Ems Sasuke (tentails era)
    Sasuke(5kageSumit),Itachi(ms),Obito(5kageSumit),Shisui(ms) vs Madara (in general)
    Perfect Susanoo Kakashi vs kcm2/sage mode Minato
    Jiraiya vs Hiruzen (Old and Prime)
    Itachi vs Jiraiya
    Please, so many to choose from! All interesting fights!

    • @heykid844
      @heykid844 Před 7 lety +8

      Lord 4th ' Minato vs Tobirama please

    • @polariluma
      @polariluma Před 7 lety +22

      Jiraiya fucking stomps Orochimaru. That would be rape not a fight.

    • @GolDLuffy-po6jb
      @GolDLuffy-po6jb Před 7 lety +15

      Itachi vs Jiraiya would be interesting because he was able to challenge pain with a rinnegan just by using sage mode.

    • @MisterWill11
      @MisterWill11 Před 7 lety +2

      Please do these

    • @angrydaniel2905
      @angrydaniel2905 Před 7 lety +2

      Polari Luma Not too sure about that Orochimaru is tricky as hell. Also reanimation jutsu and p sure he could use sage mode but the body he infiltraded couldn't take it.

  • @hellbeast1153
    @hellbeast1153 Před 3 lety +20

    Honestly, when Toneri came around in this timeline, I feel like there's a fair chance Madara would probably just give Toneri the Tenseigan just to see how strong he would get because of how bored he'd be.

    • @Lacy6352
      @Lacy6352 Před 3 lety +4

      That's never a good idea, ask Vegeta lol

    • @hellbeast1153
      @hellbeast1153 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Lacy6352 Too right bro🤣🤣

    • @Smallestpenis
      @Smallestpenis Před 7 měsíci +1

      Toner " wait, why are you doing this?"
      Madara " Bro I'm just so bored!"

  • @Golden_Raijin
    @Golden_Raijin Před 5 lety +33

    My favorite thing about Swagkage is that he sounds like a youtube video on 1.5 speed. I love the mans, but sometimes ya just gotta turn down the speed settings to understand him

  • @midoriyaizuku5641
    @midoriyaizuku5641 Před 7 lety +320

    What if you did a video explaining why you haven't done a video on kakashi #ShotsFired

  • @unsubstainable9711
    @unsubstainable9711 Před 7 lety +207

    What if swagkaga dissected Kakashi Hatake

  • @bigt8033
    @bigt8033 Před 3 lety +7

    So what if Madara sends out a jutsu, Momoshiki sends it back, and then Madara just absorbs it back with the Rinnegan?

  • @ponchito97
    @ponchito97 Před 3 lety +10

    "What if Madara won?"
    He would have saved us from Boruto

  • @amisam5484
    @amisam5484 Před 7 lety +522

    What if Sasuke killed Naruto in their final battle and completed his plans for Revolution?

    • @nirjhar4803
      @nirjhar4803 Před 6 lety +60

      Sasuke would be really dumb though, he said he'd kill all the tailed beasts after killing Naruto, so he would'nt be as stong as Juubi,Rinnegan,Rinnesharingan,God tree madara.

    • @amisam5484
      @amisam5484 Před 6 lety +2

      Thanks for the response

    • @Mago.-
      @Mago.- Před 6 lety +23

      sasuke sayd he would kill the current kages, destroy and rebuild, not that he would kill the tailed beast, not that he couldnt control them with his fucking rinnegan. He just chibaku tensei them so naruto does not have 100% chakra from all the tailed beast, just a little from the other 8 and yin kurama. He knew naruto would assfuck him with the 9 tailed beast on his side. Come on, x9 biju dama and sasuke is out, not even with his preda path skills would be able to absorb all of those

    • @nirjhar4803
      @nirjhar4803 Před 6 lety +13

      Moron City no he himself said that after he's done using them he'd get rid of them.

    • @amberknight7301
      @amberknight7301 Před 6 lety +50

      Naruto would be dead, the Tailed Beasts would have been dead. Sasuke would become the king of the world and forcefully stop all wars. Toneri would probably invade and then get soloed by Sasuke, as he got soloed by Naruto who wasn't even using his full power. He might lose to Momoshiki and Kinshiki though.

  • @lostkage769
    @lostkage769 Před 7 lety +161

    Dissecting Kakashi has become a meme

  • @Danielpeter2344
    @Danielpeter2344 Před 4 lety +16

    Swag: I’m gonna let you talk now since I’ve been talking for a really long time
    Clyde: Yeah, so uh,
    Swag: *I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY*

  • @Sokairu711
    @Sokairu711 Před 2 lety +3

    Every now and then I come back to this video to remember that Swag can be very very wrong lol

  • @synapse4363
    @synapse4363 Před 7 lety +333

    What are you talking about? He won. He made a crappy arc bearable.
    Madara Shippuden was a good story. All 676 chapters of it.

  • @josephnavarro2168
    @josephnavarro2168 Před 7 lety +117

    Madara in a swivel chair twirling a mustache is the greatest thing I've ever heard

  • @jakemcentyre7554
    @jakemcentyre7554 Před 3 lety +20

    swagkage complaining about being called a madara guy.
    also swagkage in this video's intro: hmmmmm madara my boi, got his (naughty word) buried deep in my throat.

    • @skylermccloud6230
      @skylermccloud6230 Před 2 lety

      He fucking thinks that he is stronger then hagoromo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 Před 2 lety

      @@skylermccloud6230 Definitely stronger than weakened Hagoromo. Prime Hagoromo is another thing entirely.

    • @skylermccloud6230
      @skylermccloud6230 Před 2 lety

      @@totmgsrockxd9900 Yup Agreed

  • @blackheartedevil
    @blackheartedevil Před 4 lety +116

    Strongest People:
    10. Farmer with a shotgun
    9. Yamcha
    8. Monaka And Mr Popo
    7. Shrek
    6. Cory in the house
    5. Ramen GAY
    4. Spongebob
    3. Patrick
    2. Ui Shaggy
    1. John Cena
    0. MADARA UCHIHA

  • @bigsean6045
    @bigsean6045 Před 7 lety +116

    *When you realize there is no way to know if Madara actually won cause everyone could be in his genjutsu.*

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 7 lety +11

      What about Shino...

    • @markuscraig7945
      @markuscraig7945 Před 5 lety +2

      @@filipferencak2717 what about Shino???

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 5 lety +5

      He's got an average job that he is cool with, but not very fond of. He is powerful, but heavily unappreciated by all those around him. Doesn't sound like a perfect world for Shino if you ask me.

    • @bakersdozen4283
      @bakersdozen4283 Před 5 lety

      That’s like saying the whole shipuuden series is just itachis genjutu.... like I guess but no

    • @deafsquid6978
      @deafsquid6978 Před 5 lety

      i hope this true cos then boruto is shitty nonsense

  • @Ve7ggar
    @Ve7ggar Před 6 lety +412

    WHAT IF Madara has already won and everyone is already trapped in a genjutsu, so Boruto's anime is actually Naruto's dream in becoming hokage and having a son (ok sorry).

    • @Cinema_Inc1997
      @Cinema_Inc1997 Před 5 lety +16

      Victor Coêlho that would be some twist

    • @PrometheusHeart
      @PrometheusHeart Před 5 lety +30

      I guess himawari doesn’t exist lmao

    • @piguy5450
      @piguy5450 Před 5 lety +2

      Boruto is a prick and Naruto never spends time with him

    • @flying_duck_person3882
      @flying_duck_person3882 Před 5 lety +45

      Naruto needs to dream better

    • @kyuban9563
      @kyuban9563 Před 5 lety +6

      @@PrometheusHeart i wanted himawari to kill Boruto that one time. disappointed it didn't happen

  • @brandonkim9734
    @brandonkim9734 Před 5 lety +16

    Just to clear up: The Boruto series isnt in a genjutsu not only because of the fact that it is in a perspective of someone that wasn’t ALIVE during the war ark, but also that it isn’t perfect for one person. The purpose of the genjutsu was to make a perfect world for a person targetted, and no one has a perfect life.

  • @giraffedragon6110
    @giraffedragon6110 Před 3 lety +17

    Fun fact to consider with the 6 paths of pain: they were all made up of fodder ninja that Jiraya had met and defeated before plus Yahiko. So now consider Naruto and Saskue as pain clones

  • @DanTheDoodler
    @DanTheDoodler Před 7 lety +405

    Explain your haircut. I'm just curious.

  • @westernhorizon9444
    @westernhorizon9444 Před 7 lety +575

    What if Sakura was useful

    • @edgaralonsocorrallechuga8499
      @edgaralonsocorrallechuga8499 Před 7 lety +11

      Sharingan Externalization
      Bruh hahaha

    • @degaysteved.7932
      @degaysteved.7932 Před 7 lety +23

      Sharingan Externalization shits so deep morgan freeman needs to narate it

    • @masknzgamer
      @masknzgamer Před 7 lety +5

      Sharingan Externalization she did keep Naruto alive sooo, without her Naruto would've been dead

    • @mewmeister8650
      @mewmeister8650 Před 7 lety +2

      Sharingan Externalization She did technically help beat sasori, even if she had plot armor

    • @Relisoc
      @Relisoc Před 7 lety +8

      jagzilla well she IS useful, in theory. Healers are always useful to have around. but sakura, just like all the other theoretically useful characters, got sidelined by kishimoto so he could cram in more obito flashbacks. Then kishimoto pretends that he didn't just completely sideline this bitch and puts her in the kaguya fight lmao

  • @soka6732
    @soka6732 Před 3 lety +2

    This is routinely one of my most favorite videos on CZcams

  • @arashikage6411
    @arashikage6411 Před 2 lety +7

    Honestly though there should've been another faction trying to help madara. Getting to live forever in your own dream. That doesn't sound too awful

  • @deep_eyes6804
    @deep_eyes6804 Před 6 lety +99

    Cool Naruto items
    (Sees a fidget spinner)
    *face palm

  • @drnebulae7578
    @drnebulae7578 Před 7 lety +126

    Six Paths Madara was Truly The Most Powerful In The Narutoverse, If it wasn't for Kishimoto's decision of, "let's kill the unkillable", Madara would be there just hovering over the world checking out his Infinite Tsukoyomi and be like, "well im bored, lets bring back Naruto and Sasuke, and everybody else for that matter for the Fifth Great Ninja War!"

    • @tymon39
      @tymon39 Před 7 lety +8

      DrJoNeZ 97 no they would've turned to white Zetsu. BZ would've still betrayed madara. Toneri would've still attacked later, momoshiki would've still attacked later

    • @drnebulae7578
      @drnebulae7578 Před 7 lety +25

      Yeah, but Six Paths Madara would of trained throughout the Years, and with Toneri, he isn't as strong as Sharinnegan Six Paths Madara by far, Madara would of beat the living shit of him, and with Momoshiki, all he needs is his Limbo, make him get battered with dimensional beings, and then just finish Momoshiki of with a mighty Jutsu, as I said, he's too powerful.

    • @momo-fc6gb
      @momo-fc6gb Před 6 lety +1

      DrJoNeZ 97 I thought that Juubito was the the strongest character....

    • @yutikoo
      @yutikoo Před 5 lety +1

      Interasu you’re stupid asf period

    • @pinkyogurt6359
      @pinkyogurt6359 Před 5 lety +1

      @@drnebulae7578 momoshiki is only the beginning. If its not him then its urashiki and if it's not urashiki then eventually some dark otsutsuki overlord demon god would have wiped out madara.

  • @miraculousladybugandcatnoi4055

    Swagkage and clyde: what if madara won
    Madara: what do you mean? Ive already won, boruto: naruto next generations is just a genjutsu

  • @darkangelsfire7
    @darkangelsfire7 Před 4 lety +5

    Madara turns around in the swivel chair and says, "Ah, I have been waiting for you." Then Sasukes Perfect Six Paths Susanoo and Narutos Six Paths Kurama Avatar drop in from the sky in front as Obito in his Perfect Six Paths Susanoo drops in behind.

  • @calisurfin
    @calisurfin Před 5 lety +63

    Madara fan fiction right here 🤤🤤

  • @lewispatton6550
    @lewispatton6550 Před 5 lety +44

    The real shame is, if Madara won...Boruto would have never happened and the world would have been a better place. but we just can't have nice things.

  • @nathansoquar1379
    @nathansoquar1379 Před 4 lety +16

    Come on man Clyde has something to say at the end and u cut him off😔

  • @GooseMonkey.
    @GooseMonkey. Před 4 lety +14

    I would love to see that in a series

  • @nova-is5np
    @nova-is5np Před 6 lety +63

    Swagkage’s What If Madara Won Video But Every Time They Make A Dick Joke, The Video Speeds Up

  • @tum5e
    @tum5e Před 6 lety +45

    Maybe he won and everyone is currently in Infinite Dream.

  • @damasiorusso9391
    @damasiorusso9391 Před 3 lety +4

    It's me or I just hear madara P.orn collection by swagkage...

  • @puru7976
    @puru7976 Před 4 lety +12

    didn't know porn was allowed on youtube

  • @denisk.8280
    @denisk.8280 Před 7 lety +116

    Well then we would be living in a world without chakra.... wait thats our world

  • @semjaa
    @semjaa Před 7 lety +125

    Fans: DISSECT KAKASHI!!!
    Swagkage: Dissect tsunades boobs? Ok I got y'all

  • @Cstewy28
    @Cstewy28 Před 3 lety +7

    What if at the end of the series it just cuts to naruto looking at itachi at the door

    • @Apathy474
      @Apathy474 Před 3 lety

      that would be awesome

    • @Apathy474
      @Apathy474 Před 3 lety

      @Darth Revan he's talking about in part 1 when Naruto first meets itachi

  • @omarsimpson4910
    @omarsimpson4910 Před 4 lety +13

    i think madara would have took sasuke rinnegan off the jump

  • @kingkhas1943
    @kingkhas1943 Před 5 lety +361

    Wait a minute if tonary or whatever destroys the the moon he can stop infinite tyukiyomi

    • @human0514
      @human0514 Před 4 lety +13

      fax

    • @darthsauron8052
      @darthsauron8052 Před 4 lety +7

      Not really, no

    • @razvancoltz7241
      @razvancoltz7241 Před 4 lety +17

      What if Madara kills Toneri right after the cast ? There was no real ending with Madara so expect the biggest plot in anime history ...

    • @human0514
      @human0514 Před 4 lety +33

      @@darthsauron8052 well does the infinite tsukiyomi physically require the moon, or is it just a delusion or something
      Edit: This was a genuine question. I wasn't asking it just to prove a point.

    • @soul884
      @soul884 Před 4 lety +32

      @@razvancoltz7241 madara wouldn't have known of toneri until he tried nuking the entire earth

  • @codyriceandothers
    @codyriceandothers Před 7 lety +15

    Nothing is more pleasing to hear than "Yo what's goin' on everybody, Swagkage here"

  • @Nodachi_
    @Nodachi_ Před 2 lety +11

    I’m not arguing that Toneri won (and I know I’m reaaaaaally late) but, if Toneri cut the moon in half, would that undo the Infinite Tsukuyomi?

    • @Aesthxtics-
      @Aesthxtics- Před 2 lety +2

      You got a point

    • @EDK-San51912
      @EDK-San51912 Před 2 lety +4

      Yes it would fucking since the infinite tsukuyomi is possible because of the moon so if it was destroyed everything would go back to normal and madara would lose an chakra boost not only that it would be irrelevant

  • @equation12612
    @equation12612 Před 5 lety +13

    They were talking so fast I had to put this video on 0.75

    • @harsh1784
      @harsh1784 Před 3 lety +1

      Thx for telling me I will watch at 0.75😂

  • @shroodolph5096
    @shroodolph5096 Před 7 lety +86

    talk no jutsu explained

    • @moonehouse4915
      @moonehouse4915 Před 5 lety +2

      Roodolph naruto gives someone a stern talking to and said person changes their entire mindset and reverses their ways

  • @otaku3OBSESSION
    @otaku3OBSESSION Před 5 lety +75

    0:07 Schediaphilia*
    -a sexual attraction to anime/cartoon characters

    • @amogus1415
      @amogus1415 Před 3 lety +3

      How much you wanna bet that term was invented after anime became a thing

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION Před 3 lety +3

      @@amogus1415 entirely. New words are made all the time.

    • @amogus1415
      @amogus1415 Před 3 lety +1

      @@otaku3OBSESSION lmao i find that hilarious that they had to make a new sexual thing just for this

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION Před 3 lety +1

      @@amogus1415 paraphilias are just based in latin root words. You could make a new one right now if you wanted to.

    • @otaku3OBSESSION
      @otaku3OBSESSION Před 3 lety +1

      @@amogus1415 similarly are the terms “nijikon” short for nijigen (2D) complex, and animesexual, which is used by asexual people who like anime characters.

  • @UNKNOWNL3G3ND
    @UNKNOWNL3G3ND Před 4 měsíci +2

    Madara's only weakness is Shonen Jump staff.

  • @tyrannosaurusrex4600
    @tyrannosaurusrex4600 Před 4 lety +4

    Remember that after absorbing the god tree Madara can use all jutsu in existence and all chakra forms(that means all kekkei genkai kekkei tota kekkei mora)

    • @if7723
      @if7723 Před 3 lety +1

      @Sipping tea indicates not giving a fuck Yeah, even with 6 Paths Naruto can only use the Kekkai Genkai that the Tailed Beasts have. Madera used the Light Fang but I think that's the only Kekkai Genkai he used.

  • @MarshallDTeach-hp8ue
    @MarshallDTeach-hp8ue Před 7 lety +29

    "A fucking big gulp tensei" I'm howling

  • @MisanthropicHaze
    @MisanthropicHaze Před 7 lety +124

    Since Madara is daddy and I fanboyed at the thought of Madara winning and having paths of his own so hard. I decided to think of some and spent 45 minutes writing it, so worth it. Honestly it was pretty fun. This is a LONG read.
    Keep in mind Madara could just use them like Obito did and not channel path's through them instead allowing them to use their own abilities. But I figured since Madara can easily survive without these abilities he could spare them and not only allow them to use their own abilities but also boost his puppets with his paths.
    I'm not including any Edo Tensei as a physical body is required. Although Madara does know the hand seals for it, a Edo Tensei army Madara is a topic for another day.
    Also keep in mind every one of Madara's puppets are brought up to his level as shown when Nagato used pretty much fodder while alive, other then Yahiko obviously.
    Madara (Outer path obviously)
    The Outer path controls the rest. It also has the ability to manifest chakra chains capable of suppressing even tailed beasts. This path more or less gives the user control over life and death, the extent to which depends on the Shinobi shown using it and Madara is pretty much the strongest up to that point after consuming the god tree.
    Great war Sasuke (Asura path)
    Since Sasuke has a Rinnegan of his own and all of the other abilities, I figured I might as well give him what is imo the least useful of all paths. Not a very interesting explanation ik.
    Great war Naruto (Deva path)
    The Deva path is the most well known, it's the one that basically has control over gravity. It is able to create repulsive and attractive forces. It is also able to create a black sphere that attracts a ton of material and creates a meteor. If you are familiar with the Rinnegan then you know this is pretty much the main ability and you know what it is capable of. That combined with how overpowered Naruto is in the first place is crazy.
    Obito both MS (Preta path)
    Preta path allows the user to absorb any form of chakra and not only would this make Obito even more defensive then he already is with his Kamui but it would also provide more chakra in order to use Kamui more.
    Might guy 7th or 8th gate (Animal path)
    It's obvious I had to have Guy on this so the path didn't really matter. That being said the Animal path and the abilities they give the user could honestly give Guy a huge boost as they could make up for his lack in ninjutsu as well as genjutsu. That paired with him being the single strongest Taijutsu user alive would make him crazy OP. Guy could also spam the 8th gate if needed as Tsunade could bring him back after. I could have given Guy the Asura path as that would have also made up for his Ninjutsu even better but would have still left him severly lacking in genjutsu so I figured Animal path was a better fit. Plus why not give the blue beast some beasts of his own?
    Tsunade later replaced by Momoshiki (Naraka path)
    The Naraka path is the one that is capable of bringing the others back to life and since Tsunade is already a healer I figured this would fit her nicely. That and with her Mitotic regen, she should in theory be tough enough to stay alive against most opponents in order to bring back the others.
    Orochimaru later replaced by Toneri (Human path)
    Ironic name for a path to give Orochimaru but the abilities such as reading minds and ripping out souls suit him nicely. Orochimaru is near immortal to the point where we don't know if he can die as it is.
    Honorable mentions
    4th Raikage
    Gaara
    Onoki
    Kabuto (Sage Mode)
    Neji (JK RIP)
    Yamato (Who was shown if pumped with enough chakra can use some of Hashi's abilites)

    • @datdude2339
      @datdude2339 Před 6 lety +3

      MisanthropicHaze damn.... that was deep bro.... I LOVE UT

    • @kris030
      @kris030 Před 6 lety +2

      LOL

    • @scattr7592
      @scattr7592 Před 6 lety +5

      I would replace Orochimaru with Kabuto since Kabuto has perfect sage mode and a better edo tensei jutsu but other then that i totally agree

    • @Xalmoxiss
      @Xalmoxiss Před 6 lety +1

      This was definitely well thought out, but have you ever thought about a scenario where since the 4 kage were revived using Edo Tensei that givin the chance, Madara would probably use Rinne Rebirth to revive them - replacing the more fodder characters like Tsunade as a path? Just a thought ;)

    • @bxbywipe1029
      @bxbywipe1029 Před 6 lety

      gay

  • @lotusmoon-kx1jm
    @lotusmoon-kx1jm Před měsícem

    Not even a minute in and this guy had me spitting out my drink

  • @GeaForce
    @GeaForce Před 2 lety +4

    Little did he know the entire 4th Ninja war was just an Izanami cycle
    The end.

  • @activellabella5076
    @activellabella5076 Před 6 lety +796

    I wish all this shit with Kaguya never happened. I mean, Madara is such a daddy. He was so op that Kishi couldn't think of a meaningful way to kill him and he thought of the most bizarre way ever...

    • @activellabella5076
      @activellabella5076 Před 6 lety +38

      Um, are you stupid? I judge her as a character and I judge her role in the series. I don't fucking care if Japan like her or not and if she is based on another character, this is my opinion, not Japan's.

    • @activellabella5076
      @activellabella5076 Před 6 lety +25

      wea send You're just so stupid. I for a second time, I don't care about her popularity in Japan.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 6 lety +33

      *At chapter 672 Mighty Guy could kill Madara. Madara himself admitted I almost got killed*
      *So that Kishimoto had no idea how to kill Madara is DEBUNKED!!!*
      It would've been extremely anticlimactic for Madara to die by Gai's hands. We all knew that he wouldn't and if Kishimoto had killed him off then and there that would've been ridiculous.
      So the theory that Kishimoto had no clue how to PROPERLY kill off Madara still stands.

    • @filipferencak2717
      @filipferencak2717 Před 6 lety +11

      That's only 33 chapters apart. For a manga with over 650 chapters that is literarly nothing, especially for the main villain of the entire series. She should've been forshadowed at least 150 chapters before she was introduced, if not more.

    • @activellabella5076
      @activellabella5076 Před 6 lety +40

      Madara underestimated Gai and he didn't give a fuck when he (Gai)first attacked... and then Madara got serious and left Gai paralyzed for his whole life...

  • @madumlao
    @madumlao Před 6 lety +73

    I have a bit of headcanon that Madara actually won, and Naruto and Sasuke were caught in the Infinite Tsukuyomi.
    Seriously, their perfect dream is p much what happens at the end of the series.
    It turns out Madara wasn't "really" a bad guy, because Naruto doesn't "really" believe in bad guys. He was just duped by ninja scientology and changed at the end.
    Naruto and Sasuke both gave each other the most epic handjob ever, then proceeded to bone the girl most obsessed with them.
    Naruto becomes hokage because of course that's what he wanted.
    Sasuke achieved both recognition for his role as a hero, ultimately redeeming the Uchiha clan as the current generation doesn't seem to give Sarada any shit.
    Naruto and Sasuke both magically reconcile their completely irreconcilable dreams.
    etc etc
    If Madara won? Well... the ending would happen exactly as it did.

  • @producedbykhireyakeem4340

    I love how you always sound drunk 😵 as hell

  • @sandipyt6198
    @sandipyt6198 Před 2 lety +2

    I must say,"NOTHING GOES AS A PLAN IN THIS CURSED WORLD..." quote by Madara goes well for him as we see he was failed to execute his plan for gaining true peace i.e, initiating infinite tsukyomi.