Internet Cafe Simulator 2
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
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One thing I love about these simulator games is that some things are so unnecessarily intricate, and others are so scuffed and underdeveloped
I mean this is the sequel to the first game so the devs know what they were doing
@@Happy_doggo ... Possibly.
This type of game clearly isnt taking itself seriously.
So it's technically immersive at two different ends of the spectrum
Yupp, I love it so much tbh
25:50 Imagine being at an internet cafe and the power suddenly goes out, so you leave and don't pay because of it, then when you're a full block away, you turn around and just see the shopkeeper charging at you full sprint wielding a baseball bat
Its good business
😂
To be fair, while the customers ask for time, that's not what you get paid based on. You get paid based on the actual amount of time they spend. If they get interrupted early, that's all you get paid for.
Is it Two Toes Jonney?
wouldn't be the first time for me
"tomorrow is going to be better"
Tomorrow immediately starts with a pc on fire lmao
I love how there are simulator games where you can barely do the thing trying to be simulated, but there are also simulator games that aside from the main subject, have a wife that the player can have a child with, a random club in the city and fucking kamikaze terrorist attacks.
as one might suspect, if you send your wife to work, you can find her in that club.
Right? It even has a quest system with the beggar and hobo
What do you mean? The wife, the child and the terrorist attacks are all essential for an Internet Cafe
because most of them seem to be made by the same devs
@@bonkman6463 They're definitely the sort of devs that make a bunch of these sorts of games one after another. The dev behind this game releases a new simulator game about once a year on average.
They aren't all the same devs though.
"Make Child" being the first thing you encounter was a wild choice
The send job wasn't any better 😅
And then the hookah sitting in the table was the cherry on top
Mark for electricity to not shut down you have to pay to the guy that walks weird on the streets with the yellow quest ! sign on top of his head he will fix the cables of electricity so that it won't shut down ever again
i hope people like this comment so he sees it lol
Replying to bump your comment, hope he sees this :)
It's weird how the electrician is always drunk.
That makes sense. I was wondering who those persons with the ! sign were.
I hope you realize mark has a habit to never play the same game again after one video
You know a CZcams channel is successful when the viewers love the editor just as much as the creator.
God please more of these. I laughed too hard at everything. Especially when mark was so calm, complimenting his customers and cleaning then the fucking tragic accident happened in the background. On top of everything, the fucking electricity went out. I could not stop laughing.
Markiplier is back in his simulator phase
something bout mark playing simulator are so cozy to watch
Hell yeah
Lmao
@@nyetnyetsu they always cheer me up
@@ECHOGEKO*LMFAO not LMAO if your going to laugh do it right😊
Mark punched a lady in the back for 3 dollars and 40 cents. What a businessman !!!
Ay yo, he’s a real Made Man, capisce?
Can't believe he got paid for that, I've been doing it for free!
Mark didnt choose the thug life, The thug life chose him 😅
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron beat up a guy for 2 dollars and 36 cents
Mark needs to up his game
I love how he clicks a button and immediately it just says Pregnant and he starts questioning everything.
There's gotta be a 2 hour long part 2 to this man
Bro went from killing a princess, fighting ponies to a internet Cafe
miles morales mentioned
What game was he killing a princess and fighting ponies?
@@bloodykills7509
1st : slay the princess (1-4)
2nd : the pony factory
dont forget the supermarket and fighting cannibals
Fr 😭🙏
40:09
> Runs in.
> Searches Mark.
> Refuses to elaborate.
> Leaves.
Sigma cop
What the sigma
Average cop behavior.
@@ClownHoundIItuff
@@RunnyBottom oh my gyatt
6:26 There's literally Donald Trump walking on the right side of the screen 😂😂😭
lmao this is the comment I was looking for
PLLLEEEEEAAAASE let there be a part two lol. Also the shop just randomly blowing up had me cracking up 😂
*turns back, explosion happens, so much carnage* “when did I have a lamp?”
I was dumbstruck lol
Did he mop the computer on the floor?
What exploded was the saboteurs. The guy in the blue suit Auth an X on its face @@archae10
@@archae10 Sometimes those guys in the blue suit just straight up run inside and bomb your cafe
He Turned on the Sabotage setting.
Mark: *presses “Make Child”*
Also Mark: PREGNANT!!!???
i was looking for this comment THANK YOU 😭🙏
I don’t know what else he expected honestly 😂
Basic male logic
Timestamp - 15:54
Mark: *idly stands by as customer browses “adult websites”* “their money is as good as any!”
Also Mark: “WHOA NOW THATS A LOT OF VIRUSES”
34:31 Customer saw the bat and said “okay I’m gonna pay” 😂😂
The child later: dad, how was i born?
Mark: i accidentally pressed one
Mark’s recent uploads have been giving the 2021 simulation era of his channel and I am here for it
The amount of emotional investment he puts into them is so much fun to watch. I think Drug Dealer Simulator is still my favorite, especially with Lixian's editing! 😂
Stop the brain rot “it’s giving…” bs
Man i am good at simullators games challenge me to this game and you will cry😈
I've been binging his simulator videos for a week now. I'm here for it
@@Skelleytronbro it’s not brianrot… the gen alpha stuff is. Gen Z and the millennials need to put aside our differences
Mark coming up with the coolest of names, "Mark's Mumbs" "Mambo N°6" and decides to go for "RAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Giving true Markiplier energy
I’m
@@mackennarocker3230 did you ever end up finally
@@notasandwich2080 I fell asleep watching this video earlier and had to of accidentally typed those comments😭😂 maybe my dream self had something they wanted to do🤷♀️
37:50 LOL WANNA KNOW WHY ITS CALLED RAAAAH!!!!
Ngl watching Mark experience the life of a internet cafe owner's midlife crisis was an emotional rollercoaster. He got up one day, started a new local business, had a child suddenly of dubious origin, and his own clientele either dine'n run or openly watch PR0N in Mark's establishment! >_
i find it funny that these "simulator games" put you in the weirdest and/or sketchiest places that either makes no sense or fail to simulate aspects of what it's supposed to simulate which i would imagine being minus the legal paperwork, like permits and licensing.
Hey I was just in Delhi and uh, this isn't that unrealistic. The location, the power outages, the running out to beat theives, saw it all
@@servnava6601 Even the middle eastern architecture?
I love it
@@trexindominus8119 In middle east, internet cafés are super common. So its hitting all the marks
look guys
I am from Egypt
and this is not true
39:33 an explosion was the last thing I expected in this video im crying
It's the first thing I was expecting cause I know this game and I saw he left it enabled
15:54
Flash: "Fastest man alive..."
ICS Character: "Not anymore..."
😂😂
The explosion at the end omg 😂
After reading the title, I searched Mark’s channel, in a panic, thinking that I missed the first installment of Internet Cafe Simulator, only to realize this was not a sequel
Thank you for the confirmation so I don’t have to go dig for something not there 🙏
Same, except I only searched recent uploads before hoping there'd be a link in the video
Or after the intro where he said he prolly played the first one there was a text prompt saying he didnt
Im pretty sure this is actually a sequel.. I think the original game was part of a three random games video. Ill see if I can find the original
Edit: since the original internet simulator game was released in 2019, I figured I'd check the awesome games list until the videos show posted 7 years ago. I found nothing :( either Mark played this game and it's lost to the wind, or I got confused with game grumps playing it. Memory can be a fickle thing
@@stellap7535yeah! You’re definitely right, I remember him playing this before.
The green Trump that walks past under Marks cam at 6:27 xD
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE ELSE SAW THAT
I thought I was the only one lmaoo
Trump on his way to being based
Yeah I saw that too omg
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT
Green Donald at like 6:27 is a dang jumpscare
"Today is the start of the next forever of my life" really feels like a quote Markiplier wrote for Iron Lung and just can't contain anymore
11:43 I cant believe they got him... they got Mr. Valve himself to be in the game.
real
best collab of all time
beware of him turning around
So THAT'S why he couldn't update tf2, he didn't have a God darn computer
Mark being shocked he was gonna have a child after pressing the button to have a child is such a mood tbh
I think he was moreso shocked that the wife got pregnant instantly with absolutely nothing, not even so much as a timesweep, happening. Just instant. If that was how babies were made, the world population would be less than 50 😂
lol 23:00 Mark when his child does something amazing, I love these simulator games, hope he continues rhem
3:45 “ aw man the electricity is off.”
I dont know why i laughed so hard hahahaha thats the least of your worries 😂
The state of the shop- and the electricity is the only problem mark cared about.
*Turns off family*
*Family dissipates into the void*
You're a wise person. Real.
Fanfiction
So i think that the reason the café got bombed is because at the beginning, Mark had "saboteur" selected at the start up options. 🤔 Will be looking forward to MOAR no matter what he puts out!
Oh man I forgot about that! I thought the suspiciously cheap computer tower he bought turned out to be a disguised bomb or something
@@elsie8757 No, it was the bright blue guy on the floor with a bomb strapped to his chest.
I know, easy to miss.
love ur energy dude but the moar is sending me
@@seigeenginehow did he get there? he must’ve ran in while mark was turned around?
I love the simulator game phases! Please continue this one. For even just a couple videos. The streamer life sim and the drug seeler sim it looked like you had so much fun even with the jank. It's so fun to watch
39:35 my favorite part. I was so caught off guard 😆
35:41
*POWER OUTAGE*
“im 👿 gonna 👿 beat 👿 the 👿 shit 👿 out 👿 of 👿 you 👿”
*sees they are paying customers*
“OH! Nevermind! 😊🌸”
32:38 "Is that a teddy bear?" Yeeeeeah. Just an innocent teddy bear.
Can no one see my comments???
Why does everyone else have hundreds of likes and comments but mine have none???
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed that because wow is that an old fucking reference lmao
I was hoping someone else saw it
Not a brisket reference? :(
Its the old-school internet meme known as the pdf bear. I remember it too well growing up in the 2000s. And no, not ".pdf" as in the actual file extension.
Lixian's "Late Night Mop" game tops this one by far!
Mark has played so many simulator games they’re beginning to run together in his mind
Mark struggling so much over naming his restaurant for a game he’ll play once is so real
"Restaurant" 😭😭😭
Not that kind of cafe haha
Bot?
@@Oddi0 Not with that attitude!
@@Happy_doggoHey shut up Mark sold several knuckle sandwiches alright
Goodbye Wwhyyyyfe... Starts flipping off the elevator door.
It happens after the five year or the five birth.
Why don't I get this many likes on my videos?!?
When a man decides to work hard for his duty of taking attention to his internet cafe is when man finally decides to be what they truly want to be in this world
Honestly I am loving Mark playing these simulator games. It suits him so well😂
i dont know what it is about this game but its so satisfying to watch. i would actually love to see more parts of this
19:12 Mark wasn't messing around, you better pay him up in his Cafe or else you're getting a Beating.
Mark should call Two Toes Johnny. No one will steal from him again.
38:57 his voice tho😳
I love the devious giggle when he flips someone off
mark: i'm gonna call it free wifi
mark: no thats stupid
also mark: RAAAAHHHHHHH!!
LMFAOOOOO
His 6th sense is just too powerful. He knew how the video was gonna end before even playing the game
I need more of this series, I love when funny random stuff happens and nobody expects it. Plus I find it funny this kind of game is so in depth
*Come into existence*
"Make child."
Such a beautiful way to sum up Humanity.
The arabic in this game caught me so off guard lmao 😭 especially the house design at the beginning
What's written?
@@user-rp6do9fk1u fruit stores, barber shops, and other companies that seem to be based on actual businesses but I don't know for which exactly.
@@user-rp6do9fk1u The Arabic written on the signs of the random stores is just the names of the stores or what they sell, e.g., at 3:32 the sign says "vegetables and fruits"
Morrocan design
Morrocan design
" you're gonna know why it's called raaaah " is such a hard line lol😂
and then gets knocked out. 🤣
"Today really is a good day"
*Ten minutes later*
"Entire café explodes"
Have to comment to say this is the funniest game I've seen in ages. Keep it up Mark.
I tend to get bored by most simulator games, but this is a truly wholesome thing. It's even more realistic and makes more sense than real life: Engage your wife click a button that says "make child" then next day he's 3 years old, all while beating customers that don't pay with a baseball bat, also having a guy riding a camel like an F1 car deliver your computer parts. Love the memes scattered throughout too... fun to wonder which ones Mark actually didn't get or politely pretended not to.
I love how weirdly detailed and complex this dev makes their games
39:33 I was waiting for this moment whole video 😂
"I swear I've done something like this before" Welcome to the Game. That's what you're feeling. The old-timey touch to it, the jankiness, it's WttG.
37:41 I like how his mood changes so quickly when the guy walks away.
Mark immediately clicking “make a child” and then suddenly being hit with the realization of what he had done after she got pregnant is honestly not much different from how people act when they screw around carelessly and that for some reason, was one of the highlights of this video for me lmao
22:35 made me feel butterflies😍
0:44
I think we just got a glimpse into how Mr. President comes up with the names he uses in games from time to time.
What an honour.
22:44 best jump scare of the year - "Oh god! We......wu-uh. Duh. Weh. Whe?"
Please play more! This was hilarious i wish he does an entire 20 episode series of this ;-;
15:01 finally someone making the best use
Cool game
haven't laughed this hard in awhile omfg that "and you're walking??" as the baby stood up and the explosion in the end caught me so off guard and then electricity went right after lmfao i beg of you to please play this again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
23:12
Pov: the face of a man contemplating if he needs to "buy milk" or not
i started playing this after watching u cuz it looked like a fun head-empty game to play. I think youd have more just disabling the stats function, i just find them to be unbeneficial to any challeneg to game has, the sabatuer is fun enough. id love a part 2 if you ever want to make one.
It it just me or does Mark look just a bit like John Wick? 😂😅 34:10
Yessssss!!! lol I've been saying that for a while now too!😅
39:34 Having bathed in the glory of the great Markiplier, they simply decided to combust
Mark: *buys food puts it into the fridge*
Also Mark: “I need food”
The fridge food is for your wife only.
This is legit amazing and I need more of it
I love these videos mark makes and I love the editors of this video. Absolute comedic geniuses all around.
The Valve guy coming in and not being on “Steem” is too much-
Lixian must now create Late Night Mop 2: The Moppening, where you must clean an entire mansion, inside of which is a portal to Hell, which you also proceed to clean as you learn to evade monsters who want to use your blood to make the floor dirty again.
absolutely lost it when he found out that you can flip the bird at people, instantly thought of postal guy
“I’m not entirely sure on the how babies are made thing “ I’m dead
Pls continue lol Mark hunting the non paying customers down with a baseball bat had me ROLLING 😂
As an arab & an Egyptian i love this 😂
Also in that second 35:59 i thought to myself "what is shrump trek doing here" I SWEAR I SAID THAT BY ACCIDENT but that was so funny to me 😭😂😂
Shrump trek 😭💀
@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro ye idk i thought of it by accident 💀
Dh anhy balad? El phone numbers msh msry 😂
@@loullarr4437i think its morroco lol
@@loullarr4437 wallahi ma3rafsh 😂
15:44 I don't know why that made me laugh out loud😅
"Today really is a good day 😃"
*Ten minutes later*
"Entire café explodes"
Donald trump at 6:28: “ if i act normal, nobody will notice m- “
Me: *screaming at the tv* WAS THAT DONALD?!!
Me: *thinking about how someone out there is not only watching Markiplier on their television but also commenting, on their television*
Checking comments to see who else noticed too 6:28 💀😭
Hahaha I ran to the comments to see if someone comments it
I sprinted to the comments to see if anyone else saw that
my main thought after that was why is he green 😂
This game is as odd as it is fascinating
I get slight vibes of "cheap" but a lot of entertaining vibes at the same time. Its hard to describe why this is so fun to watch
"cheap" is because of unity assests
When people talk about combat being bad in games this is what I picture in my mind
I hope this series continues. I need a Markiplier Completes episode of this desperately
Its funny seeing someone somewhat normally play games like these. Im used to watching Josh from Lets Game it Out play things like a maniac
WE NEED A FULL SERIES OF GROCERY STORE SIM MARKKKKKKKKK
8:22 I spit my drink out
Would love to see more of this game. Poor Markimoo was stressed
Dude Mark playing game sequels to some of my old favorites makes me so incredibly happy, it helps a lot since I’m sick right now I actually have something to do.
Oh i hope you get better man 😊
Feel better ❤️🩹
Same, sick here too
also sick, hope u feel better soon !!
feel better , silly !
“alright whatever” is embedded in my vocabulary for eternity.
The random flash of a green trump at 6:24 😂😂
It’s the most adhd thing for mark to be trying to remember if he ate or not in a video game 😅 I felt this
The end almost killed me xD
"I dont remember having a lamp"
Dead