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The Snark Tank Podcast: #55 - Meat Canyon
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- čas přidán 21. 01. 2021
- It's been exactly ONE YEAR since we started doing The Snark Tank weekly so we decided to post this a little early. Couldn't think of a better guest for the occasion than Meat Canyon. Animation, the horrors of Kansas, evil art teachers, the greatness of Applebees, and more.
Thanks for your guys's support! Lookin forward to many more years!
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8:20 Doom is a very catholic game. Doomguy is canonically a devout catholic, and he massacres demons all day.
Not anymore. He's literally killed an angel and betrayed what many would consider "God".
@@haystackbill6187 well, it's more that the angelic hosts were becoming corrupt, so the Seraphim infused Doomguy with god-essence, and ran away with "god's" consciousness. Then Doomguy, not knowing about that shit, brings said consciousness back, restoring the "Father" and destroying the corrupt angels.
@@haystackbill6187 they were Fallen, corrupted, it was explained in the game. Tbh, he didn’t betray anyone, he just did what he was gonna do, and brought God back to life basically
Someone:- has a better, higher functioning memory than chris.
Chris: - " they must be lying"
Lmao this is so true and I hate that I relate to Chris in this
Juicy Smolliet has a fantastic memory.😂
Derek's V is getting deeper by the day, we may need to take action soon
i know it's fucking hot
It's going to cut the shirt in half soon
@@gaywoman420 CEASE
@@gaywoman420"wastoid"😂😂😂
I live in Oklahoma and i still find it wild that people live in Moore,Oklahoma, where every 5 years there’s a record breaking Tornado that completely decimates the entire town and people will still come back each time
I’m pretty sure I watched that intro about 43 times, JUST to see that fucking GOLDEN image of Sweeney again and again
Goblin Sweeny is best Sweeny
Meat canyon to me personally is the holy descendant of sleepy cast.
Holy shit he would've been awesome in that
I really hope they get him as a guest on Oneyplays some day.
I don’t know, meat canyon’s humor is a bit more on the nose and straight forward. Sleepycabin is a lot more incoherent
@@rambact5769 If we want incoherent they should get that water person Cory on here.
@@ethans7588 i would fuckin love that
Yeah, the cream man chilling with the tank boys!
Cream tank!
Cream tank!
Cream tank!
Top tier profile pic
As a desert dweller, I think sweeney should know that Arizona’s biggest private employer is a hospital so it wouldn’t actually be that bad for him
I'm dead-ass on my way to pick up calf feed driving through Kansas while listening to this episode
what kinda cows you got? salutations from a farm in Georgia
@@CritterEnjoyer got a bunch of Angus calves right now. Some of them are Brahman Mix but they're mostly Angus
Ahh, the best state. What region?
Im from North central
@@nathansnively1537 Southeast
@@semajthegrand7774 Huh, neat.
The intro graphic is very generous with Chris' forearms.
Damn, I wish I couldn't remember stuff. Instead, I'm stuck staying up all night, tossing and turning, with the thoughts of everything embarrassing I've ever said and done
Try to remember that the only person that really cares about that stuff is you. Noone else gives a shit about embarassing things you've done, they're too busy thinking about their own fuckups. Cheer up!
@@matiasbosques3002 bullshit. Statistically you're at least one person's most cringe memory.
Prices are pretty tough in my hometown of Missoula in Montana these days. Bunch of out-of-staters coming here and buying up all the property. It’s honestly crushing because I’ve lived here all my life and this place means a lot to me.
in 2014 i drove a mostly empty ryder truck the size of a small semi through kansas alone, while sleep-deprived, and on too much adderall.
I genuinely don't know if i've fully recovered from the experience of unexpectedly staring into the vast yawning abyss.
Naw this past year has fucked up like everyone's memory, it's not anyone's health declining I hope
Its communist conditioning, resist.
It's defenitely health. I'm 26 and have had memory issues since 2009.
Wait... Maybe it was the drugs.
Why would I listen to anyone with a furry profile
@@mason-mace Lol rude I drew that
I love how they talked about how shit their memory was then immediately started talking about games from 20 years ago.
on the topic of people with nazi memorabelia, a friend of mine had a dude across the streat who was throwing banana peels into the black neighbors yard so the police searched the house and found nazi memorabilia along with thousands of bullets and dozens of guns.
Thank the Sween it's still at least 2 hours.
Hey Sweeny, this is depressing, and I doubt you'll read this but I understand where your grandmother is coming from. My best friend had a bad deal. His mom murdered his dad in his sleep, and my best friend got to see the aftermath.
As a result of defending my friend I was labeled the 'psycho'.
One of my favorite little things about Maine(some other states do this, too), is that billboards are illegal. I never realized how much I loved that until I stopped living there.
They're pop-up ads, except in REAL LIFE, where people probably shouldn't be distracted, since.. you know.. they're supposed to be DRIVING.
Meat canyon is one of those things that I can definitively say I liked before it was cool
Tom Sweeney
be lookin like a double wide surprise
In the same way Sween can learn to draw, I learnt how to play piano.
That is to say I can play 3 songs pretty much perfectly but I don't actually know how or why those keys make those notes because all I did was put a keyboard [piano keyboard obviously] in front of my monitor and played piano synth videos on youtube and guitar hero'd it until I could play them.
"Florida is so cheap"... Wyoming literally has no income tax.
Wyoming taxes your soul instead
Wyoming doesn’t even exist
Man, the good ol' days of playing Flash games during computer classes and watching the lads in the hallway game Skyrim, Duke Nukem and Chatroulette
So hyped to see this, really loved the cover with Derrick. Also Congrats Derrick on another great recommendation for Elvis the Alien lol
THEY CALL HIM BOSS
You can't finish the lyrics. CZcams doesn't allow it to be uncensored.
As someone who grew up in vegas. It's very interesting to listen to these people talk about my city.
Watching chris just sit there when he isn't saying anything is so entertaining
I highly recommend watching it.
Hearing people talk about Florida weather as an Australian is funny
I've been to Applebee's twice. Both times, we witnessed a fight between the staff and a customer. Blood happened. We got free food.
I've never seen a better add for applebees. Free entertainment and free food. God damn
This man takes nostalgia and defiles it. That is what I love about him.
As a Floridian, Derricks rant on all the reasons to not come to Florida was fucking hilarious.
Man... The lollypop trees story Sween told actually made me mad. I'm an illustrator who has been an art teacher in the past, and that's exactly what you should NEVER do. What a stupid teacher!
Meat Canyon: Doesnt want to move to the East Coast because of the blizzards.
*Moves to Texas*
Texas: Freezes the fuck over
Im stationed in Kansas and I can attest to the sentiment that Kansas is indeed purgatory. You'll even see patrol cars go over 90mph speed limits.
Kansas city is pretty cool though
As a KS native, I can definitely understand Chris' perspective, however I reject everything that MeatCanyon says, on the grounds that Missourians are not to be trusted.
the end segment is probably #2 on the funniest patreon reads
Now this is a double wide surprise.
33:48 Chris's Kansas story
You guys don't even remember the beginning of a conversation by the end of that same conversation.
I agree
Really enjoyed the MeatCanyon podcast with his 3 guests.
An add for the film "Little Things" came on during this and the narrator sounds like Samuel Blackman's Batman voice so I didn't realize it had gone to an ad...
"The desert states aren't so bad"
3 months of extreme heat which can and most likely will kill you or the possibility of maybe having a predicted storm you can avoid?
Meat canyon and his associates are hard carrying animation on YT.
It’s finally here, it’s amazing and all I could ever hope for
we had good behavior cards in middle school that you could cash in for shitty 5 year old candy. people would just throw them away or you end up with a bunch tucked around your binder. they were really easy to manufacture if you really wanted that candy for some reason, it was a paper with your name and the teachers signature.
Sweeny is the only human in existence to have ever praised florida
LA is just a city sized homeless camp.
Thats what you get for voting in nothing but democrats
Social media and the internet in general is pretty cool. But unfortunately people over use it. In many ways we're dumber now than we ever have been. Our attention spans are pretty much non-existent, and people have trouble remembering basic things because "I can just google it".
nah, its always been like this. history repeats itself and humanity never learns.
Witnessing the memory change from analog to digital makes me wonder if people had dramatically better memory before books were around
I'd have to see some studies on that tbh. Just because we don't have to remember as much doesn't mean we're less capable of it--people still remember things just fine when they're important and/or relevant to them, just like they did before the internet. The invention of the calculator didn't make people worse at math, did it?
@@xaldynnemo47 A study would be great if it hasn't been done. Although from what I've learned from nature is that is someone/thing doesn't have to do something, they tend not to
I'm sure someone's looked into this, but I don't want to go check my school's database for a comment.....
@@xaldynnemo47 "The invention of the calculator didn't make people worse at math, did it?"
It depends on what you mean. I know for me personally, that most of my friends are just fine with math but have trouble doing basic arithmetic in their heads, relying instead on the calculator that is on their phone. Now, I would argue that if my 50+ year old mom can do this kinda math in her head, so should you... but no, instead they'll just whip out their phone because they know they can get the answer quickly and easily that way. Now I know that some will argue that if you can do something quickly and easily on your phone, you don't really need to remember it, and on some level I can see the validity of that line of thinking, I just wish we weren't so reliant on this stuff. Same thing with phone numbers, so many people don't even bother remembering multiple phone numbers because they don't see the point.
Oh course, none of this is a big deal at all....... as long as you have your phone that is.
Derrick had me dying at the end.
Driving in snow is super easy, people are just dumb about it. You just have to remember that you cannot rely on traction. Ease into and out of everything, don't drive fast, and if you have to go on a steep hill, no you don't, wherever you wanted to go is not an option today.
Its hilarious to see Derrick's cam freaking out
Intro looks rad af. You can finally say you have succeeded.
33:35 Worst drivers are, in order, (1)Denver CO, California, Boston (the roads are a big fuck you), New Hampshire, KS, Detroit, NYC (Sorry Chris), and Miami FL.
The worst state to drive through was Indiana. We circled that state 3 different times before we got out. All the exits we usually took were under construction that detoured us around the state again. Once we found our bearings again, the state would hit us with another construction exit, and around we'd go again.
Driving in snow is rough
The laughter is me watching while driving through a white out over ice after a car that was a few hundred meters ahead of me on a mile road disappeared in a section with no homes in Canada.
I love this episode so much. The guys chemistry with Meat Canyon is so good!
Derrick rocking the v-neck and streaming from his Motorola Razr looking like Whoopi Goldberg
They're right about BBQ being a home state thing. Dreamland forever. Ain't nothin' like 'em nowhere.
Doom is a perfect game for a catholic school. You play as an embodiment of an archangel, smiting traitorous demons in righteous wrath. What else can you wish?
Interesting for you guys to bring on bearded tim pool, great episode, keep it up!
As a guy from the bay area it warms my heart to see these dudes shitting on LA
Love Meat Canyon. I'm so glad you guys did this episode.
The first question made me think of the wild shit this dude I used to be friends with did, I was friends with the guy for a r e a l l y long time so I've got a whole shit load of material. Like the time I was spending the night at his place in middle school and this fucking madman got on his hands and knees crawled over to a corner in his living room and pissed in his floor like a dog he was "marking his territory" so I knew it was his house and I had to do what he said
Thanks for the compliments about Vancouver
Derrick: I spent summers in Florida, I know better
Sweeney: I spent summers in the Caribbean, I know better
Derrick: You didn't live there, fuck your opinion
I love this podcast
Chris talking about my home Kansas is so accurate LOL
especially driving and the FUCKING FOG
I live in Dayton Ohio, over all pretty great place to live! But, dang, winter just sucks. We didn't even really get snow this year, it's cold to do stuff outside. There's nothing fun about it, lol. At LEAST give me snow... But, nope, can't have shit during the winter.
As much I'd typically agree with Dominoes being acceptable and pizza hut being trash, I must live in the weirdest area, because the dominoes near me if effing criminal, but the pizza hut is so good, the food literally looks like it should be on one of their commercials - even the wings are oddly good...always take a gamble at least once, I guess
You must have a bad Dominoes, because:
One, Pizza Hut is terrible.
Two, Dominos is amazing.
Pizza hut aint that bad where I'm from, but I'd rather a dominos pie.
I remember the dominos near my dad being actual fucking cardboard and tomato water with government cheese half microwaved on but the small pizza places and even the pizza hut are all good, out where i live dominos doesnt seem to exist and pizza hut doesnt fuck up the actual pizza usually but suck with putting on some toppings
derick blurman
Sween, the suburbs of Chicago are very nice. That’s where I was born and raised. I moved to north Jersey for a year and I fucking hated it. When I was driving back home after saying fuck the east coast, as soon as I saw the Chicago skyline I started playing SWEET HOME CHICAGO as loud as possible, I was so happy. Food is great, people are generally very reasonable. Don’t live in the city, but live in a near suburb. Chicago is a great place.
2 years late, just in case you felt like revisiting your old comment, but. One time I was in Chicago to see Paul McCartney live about 5 years ago or so- I forget exactly. But the people were the nicest I'd met in a long while.
Bout time they got this guy on
I live in florida. there's like, a few weeks of cool 70ish degrees and the rest of the year its fucking hot and humid. stay away if you can, its hell with mosquitos
I think Sweeney wanting to move to Florida is fitting
Why do you think the amish are so collected in the Midwest. They build houses fast enough to keep up with the tornado demand
This helped me remember what place I put a cigarette in the lemmy statue at...
Looking like a double wide surprise.
(breathes deeply)........ God damn
Wait, is this the Cream Tank now?
It's a fat heap of Snark cream.
Derrick's shirt on some iDubbbz V-Neck guy shit.
Y'all should try Pin Ball Pizza in Burbank. I love that shit
Just heard about meatcanyon today my sergeant was talking about him and showed me some of his videos
Well this is gonna be something
Aw you guys got prizes for Math? We just went to lunch early.
1:33:00 Pretty fitting of derick to turn into a fucking mosaic
Florida isn’t any crazier than any other place with similar population density and heat. (Yes, heat makes crime rise) Florida just has loose public records laws so every crazy incident is available to the public.
Oh you cant see through the fog? That's often in the midwest
Chris, how you say "Heeeeeey everybodddy!" sounds similar to the sheriff in Stranger Things, Hopper iirc.
Can confirm driving in snow & ice even with all wheel drive is rough.
as a former manager of Pizza Hut, i approve of this podcast.
P.S never order alfredo
As somebody who lives in Florida all his life it's like living somewhere that's bipolar it's cold for like 3 months and it's hot for like 4 it depending where you go measures the level of crazy people you got to deal with and what you can't and can do for me I live in St Augustine there's a lot of things to do but then you got the tourists who make everything worse and then you got all the crazy people coming from Jacksonville starting shit but man the parties and the food pretty good we just recently got food trucks here and it's awesome and oh yeah and where Orlando for most people is a right of passage for first-time drivers in Florida because of all the construction they're doing over there and how tight the road is all the cars there on top of each other practically all the time
Well if this isn't a double wide surprise
0:38 "cross-pollination", huh? Sounds familiar...
trash taste?
I Lost My shit when i heard that Word, is that a Word or garnt invented it?
Memphis barbecue is the best BBQ
Barbecue is actually Caribbean Aboriginal, from the Taíno word for "framework of sticks"..
if i had known meatcanyon was from kansas city i would have asked if he's ever came over to independence to try our wonderful selection of homemade meth.
KC BARBEQUE IS SUPERIOR YEEEEEE
"its okay to fuck up" thank you papa
Where's the new episode?
This man's talking bout Florida like its closer to equator than the Caribbean. Psyche my dude Florida has the humidity and enough land away from seas to suck the life put of everything
On the topic of the worst drivers. As a new resident to Arizona, coming from California, we have the worst drivers in existence here. People casually going 80 in 45s, no blinkers on the highway at 90 mph like they’re playing need for speed. People have 0 concept of bumper space. You’ll be going 85 in the slow lane and someone will be on your rear license plate. Not to mention at night everyone has their high beams on. That last one is kinda justified since everyone has window tints but it’s still annoying.
NC has absurdly good BBQ.
My drug is the sauce in Taco Bell quesadillas but those are expensive for what you get so I get a chicken Crunchwrap with it
Just ask for a side of creamy jalapeno sauce, that's what's on the quesadillas
@@blu3kitten384 I know the name