[1272] Good Job Master Lock... Kinda.

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  • @djhokage1
    @djhokage1 Před 3 lety +10099

    "Methods that aren't quite as easy as the shim"
    Also the methods: *Bonk*

    • @robbieaulia6462
      @robbieaulia6462 Před 3 lety +152

      I mean hey, it takes more force than the shim.

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 Před 3 lety +76

      @@robbieaulia6462 And unlike simply grabbing a shim, you can't just use any one. You gotta get one that won't kill the lock

    • @leonardo8461
      @leonardo8461 Před 3 lety +39

      This comment is the reason I read comments😂

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 Před 3 lety +36

      The bonk looks WAY easier

    • @Vinclum
      @Vinclum Před 2 lety +51

      Ok the difficult decision. Do I buy a shim or pick up a rock.

  • @jyxtheberzerking4824
    @jyxtheberzerking4824 Před 3 lety +15213

    master lock: "hey everyone, we made a new lock!"
    lpl: *bonk*

    • @BlokeOzzie
      @BlokeOzzie Před 3 lety +351

      Bonk, go to locky jail.

    • @VenturiLife
      @VenturiLife Před 3 lety +93

      @@BlokeOzzie Or unlocky jail, as the case may be.

    • @kzdcs9574
      @kzdcs9574 Před 3 lety +11

      Best comment

    • @37beers58
      @37beers58 Před 3 lety +21

      That one made me laugh out loud. Thanks.

    • @XxamorOo
      @XxamorOo Před 3 lety +26

      So anyway, i start hammering

  • @xuenilom
    @xuenilom Před 3 lety +6682

    Master Lock: "We have fixed a previous vulnerability"
    LPL: Piss Hammer go bonk.

    • @Donnyf3841
      @Donnyf3841 Před 3 lety +156

      Hahah f’n piss hammer

    • @DespicableDishwasher
      @DespicableDishwasher Před 2 lety +135

      Piss hammer sounds like a tool they'd use in Trailer Park Boys

    • @User24x
      @User24x Před 2 lety +59

      Please don't call it a piss hammer... lol

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Před 2 lety +78

      Piss hammer? Im dead

    • @lucah1824
      @lucah1824 Před 2 lety +65

      Piss hammer go bonk, bro you got me fucked up 😂

  • @_BLANK_BLANK
    @_BLANK_BLANK Před 2 lety +548

    You know. He trashes them all the time, but he's likely one of their best customers.

    • @TheDarkNerd
      @TheDarkNerd Před 2 lety +16

      Sounds like half the people who play Warhammer. Or, really, anyone in the fandom of a company with annoying anti-consumer practices.

    • @TheOJDrinker
      @TheOJDrinker Před 2 lety +5

      He does seem to own quite a few.

    • @afish8883
      @afish8883 Před 2 lety +5

      No not really. Businesses likely sell a much much larger quantity

    • @CS-zn6pp
      @CS-zn6pp Před 2 lety

      @@TheDarkNerd tbh, games workshop are particularly poisonous with their anti consumer practices....

  • @RossLH
    @RossLH Před 3 lety +8942

    "It's a bit hard to demonstrate"
    *nails it twice in a row *

    • @redminotecheiraomem2549
      @redminotecheiraomem2549 Před 3 lety +387

      And without going out of frame

    • @LA-MJ
      @LA-MJ Před 3 lety +221

      It's never a fluke

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 3 lety +4

      One thing! Just one thing! Please tell IT to me: WHY tf do I have so many fans even though no CZcamsr is unprettier than I am? WORLDWIDE!!!! WHY??? Tell me, dear ross

    • @Gralysin
      @Gralysin Před 3 lety +48

      if you look closely even when he used a hammer he didnt hit any nails just the lock itself

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg Před 3 lety +66

      I like how no one cares about "that guy" anymore they just pretend like hes not here

  • @andrxw4523
    @andrxw4523 Před 3 lety +9934

    He’s mastered his craft so much, that he doesn’t even need to pick the locks anymore, they’re just that intimidated that they fly open for him

    • @marshallgrads
      @marshallgrads Před 3 lety +210

      He’s like the Chuck Norris of lock picking.

    • @BB-hc9jj
      @BB-hc9jj Před 3 lety +39

      Overleveled

    • @AlMcpherson79
      @AlMcpherson79 Před 3 lety +99

      @@marshallgrads Chuck Norris has lost his keys and needs to get into his house, but doesn't want to destroy it (the house)
      LPL: Nothing on one, Two is binding... Click out of three, movement on four, back to one... and we are open.
      Chuck Norris: Are... Are my house locks crying?
      Houselocks: (Crying), beenapleasureLPL

    • @whentheadends9251
      @whentheadends9251 Před 3 lety +8

      Bosnian Bill did a really funny video like this about master locks

    • @zeruh6
      @zeruh6 Před 3 lety +26

      He’s like the cool kid in school that opened the locker by smacking it

  • @clericalheretic
    @clericalheretic Před 2 lety +331

    Masterlock makes a shim resistant lock.
    LPL: "Yeah, but is it balanced for strength builds?"

  • @dennisjohnson37
    @dennisjohnson37 Před 2 lety +306

    I install lockers into school facilities, a lot of times when we are replacing damaged lockers from anchoring points there are kids that will leave locks on their lockers because they are being lazy about the notice or forget. This is how we actually remove most school locks. It works pretty much all the time, masterlocks are generally the lock of choice for high schoolers as well. Hopefully they don't change their locks, this makes our job really easy.

    • @flamewave000
      @flamewave000 Před 2 lety +19

      The lockers at my school actually had a really bad design to them. The sheet metal that paired together for the lock to mount on had a sloped upper edge. You could flip the lock up and pull on the top of the locker to hold it in place, you would then kick the lock hard against the locker and that sloped bit would lever the shackle out of the lock. Often would just break the lock, but would work on roughly 80% of the locks in the school. Kids would have their lockers broken into constantly because of this flaw in the locker design.

    • @zachdemand4508
      @zachdemand4508 Před 2 lety +1

      When I was in school and we were allowed to use our own locks (mainly gym lockers) I was the kid with the squire. The rest of the lockers had the stupid built in combination locks that you had to turn clockwise past the third number to unlatch, except you only needed to use the first 2 numbers then turn clockwise until it opened.

    • @nikninja2233
      @nikninja2233 Před 2 lety

      Out janitors just used what I assume is a lock cutter but instead of cutting he'd put this thing in between the shackles or whatever it's called and just break it off

    • @DaBoomDude
      @DaBoomDude Před 2 lety +1

      Our school had a pair of heavy duty bolt cutters and literally just cut the locks off the lockers - the tolerances for the locks were such that there aren't many locks you can buy with a shackle that thin that you cant cut with a giant set of bolt cutters, and no one really paid that much for their locks

  • @Mumblix
    @Mumblix Před 3 lety +1977

    LPL: I'll probably buy a few more of these.
    Master Lock: 😀
    LPL: And tear them apart.
    Master Lock: 😦

    • @ShadowDragon8685
      @ShadowDragon8685 Před 3 lety +103

      More like:
      LPL: I'll probably buy a few more of these.
      Master Lock: 😀
      LPL: And tear them apart.
      Master Lock: A sale's a sale! 😀

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@ShadowDragon8685 Lpl: and then video it to show the flaws so people know why not to buy a masterlock
      ML: 😰

    • @vladiiidracula235
      @vladiiidracula235 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dynamicworlds1 All publicly is good publicly

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Před 3 lety +5

      @@vladiiidracula235 not sure if that applies here.

    • @N_IRL
      @N_IRL Před 3 lety +2

      @@dynamicworlds1 I don't know, I think most people would've never even heard of Master Lock if it wasn't for LPL

  • @Tantalus010
    @Tantalus010 Před 3 lety +3092

    Master Lock CEO: Why didn't anyone tell me you could open our newest lock by tapping it gently with a hammer?
    Designer: We didn't know, sir. LPL hadn't done a video on that trick yet.
    CEO: Oh for Chris... can't we just pay him to do a video on all of our vulnerabilities at once?
    Designer: We tried, sir. He said CZcams wouldn't allow a video that long.

    • @crubrutockcsgo
      @crubrutockcsgo Před 3 lety +47

      Haha nice one

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 Před 3 lety +184

      Come on, each exploit only takes around 15 seconds so....
      Yeah, you're probably right.

    • @quinten70
      @quinten70 Před 3 lety +6

      @@rodh1404 lol

    • @morganflaherty9552
      @morganflaherty9552 Před 3 lety +6

      Because if someone told you you would actually produce a better product and they wouldn't be able to make a yet another interior product which is off to say because technically you make the best on the market at least with price

    • @skeletonkingriverine
      @skeletonkingriverine Před 3 lety +20

      @@morganflaherty9552that made no sense

  • @a.c.t.solutionsinc8024
    @a.c.t.solutionsinc8024 Před 2 lety +134

    Masterlock R&D: "Alright guys.... we fixed it. This is now the most secure level 5 model we have!"
    LPL: **hits with plastic mallet**
    Masterlock R&D: "I quit....."

  • @ElderJediMaster
    @ElderJediMaster Před 2 lety +77

    "I'll probably buy some more." This guy single-handedly supports and destroys companies at the same time. What a boss.

  • @renderproductions1032
    @renderproductions1032 Před 3 lety +2965

    Good try master lock, but you couldn’t beat the boss level yet...

    • @christophers.4007
      @christophers.4007 Před 3 lety +136

      boss level? they are still on the pick your character screen...

    • @TheDeadnaughty
      @TheDeadnaughty Před 3 lety +72

      If a lock opens when you hit it with a hammer its a bad lock, its still failing the tutorial, nevermind the boss level.

    • @renderproductions1032
      @renderproductions1032 Před 3 lety +2

      LPL is the locking picking though |-o-|.

    • @N_A.-
      @N_A.- Před 3 lety +1

      Yet...

    • @TheAyanamiRei
      @TheAyanamiRei Před 3 lety +17

      "Has our lock improved Mr. Lockpick Lawyer?"
      "Yes, but actually no"

  • @charlesdahmital8095
    @charlesdahmital8095 Před 3 lety +1215

    LPL: Good job Master Lock
    ML: Pulls Champagne out of fridge.
    LPL: Kinda
    ML: Put champagne back in fridge.

    • @sltga1254
      @sltga1254 Před 3 lety +38

      That champagne won't be drunk till LPL is dead. lol

    • @dixieinstrumental805
      @dixieinstrumental805 Před 3 lety +6

      Still got to wait for the rest of the locksport community to collapse

    • @glint1224
      @glint1224 Před 3 lety +2

      I really wonder if they watch these videos

    • @deadralynx1288
      @deadralynx1288 Před 3 lety +14

      🍾😃
      🔓🔨
      🧃😒

    • @fernandotrevinocastro1018
      @fernandotrevinocastro1018 Před 3 lety +2

      This should have been the aprils fool vídeo, cause i was linda happy for masterlock for a second there

  • @keithadam5561
    @keithadam5561 Před 2 lety +54

    I can see why these videos are so popular, short and to the point. Something many other creators should take notice of, its why you have people returning to watch many more of your new videos.

    • @omgvague
      @omgvague Před 2 lety +3

      True. Some intros alone are longer than his entire video.

  • @Tailstraw_xD
    @Tailstraw_xD Před 2 lety +123

    "If the lockpick doesn't work, try the hammer."
    Every criminal with a lockpick.

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Před 2 lety +1

      Locksmiths too, if they can't pick they resort to bumping.

  • @williamspeed9937
    @williamspeed9937 Před 3 lety +1644

    LPL: "good job by master lock"
    Me: I never thought I'd live to see this day
    LPL: now to bypass it without a lockpick
    Me: oh, right

    • @josipkrnjic279
      @josipkrnjic279 Před 3 lety +28

      When you hit the rock bottom, only way is up.

    • @m5studio
      @m5studio Před 3 lety +26

      @@josipkrnjic279 Or hit the lock with the rock to open it and continue descending

    • @imofage3947
      @imofage3947 Před 3 lety +1

      Me (in SC2 Firebat voice): Of course.

    • @iahumesanger
      @iahumesanger Před 3 lety

      =)))))

    • @AbyssWizard
      @AbyssWizard Před 3 lety +3

      @@josipkrnjic279 Lock Bottom

  • @thienlongtran3169
    @thienlongtran3169 Před 3 lety +1856

    Polyurethane hammer: now officially a tool in LPL's lockpicking arsenal.

    • @WhereWhatHuh
      @WhereWhatHuh Před 3 lety +128

      Somewhere, a police officer is trying to reclassify a polyurethane hammer as a lock-pick ... along with juice bottles, lego men, forks ...

    • @jakubukleja2553
      @jakubukleja2553 Před 3 lety +44

      @@WhereWhatHuh Don't forget a chopped up soda can.

    • @S4LT3DD
      @S4LT3DD Před 3 lety +26

      The only person in existence that knows the name of the hammer AND how to spell it

    • @wickedcabinboy
      @wickedcabinboy Před 3 lety +23

      @@S4LT3DD - The entire chemistry/chemical engineering department of every university in the nation steps into the room.

    • @gododoof
      @gododoof Před 3 lety +12

      Really fleshes out his potential smash bros moveset.

  • @flylemon4151
    @flylemon4151 Před 2 lety +36

    Master: "Check this out. We finally got rid of a major design flaw. Good luck getting through this one."
    LPL: "I have a hammer."

  • @essequamvideri
    @essequamvideri Před 2 lety +78

    supports the old saying:
    "when in doubt,
    hit it with a hammer."

    • @rmsg7504
      @rmsg7504 Před 2 lety +2

      Does that apply to erectile dysfunction??

    • @bucknasty7009
      @bucknasty7009 Před 2 lety +1

      @@rmsg7504 Only if it's caused by gonorrhea

  • @Karoku2100
    @Karoku2100 Před 3 lety +1876

    LPL: "Wanna see me hammer this open?"
    LPL: "Wanna see me do it again?"

  • @SigmaElement
    @SigmaElement Před 3 lety +1467

    Some one in the "Master lock" company is hitting his head so hard against a wall, many locks got oppened.

    • @bbbnnuuuhgg7016
      @bbbnnuuuhgg7016 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂😂

    • @praveenp
      @praveenp Před 3 lety

      LOL! Brutal! :-D

    • @mikeweatherford5312
      @mikeweatherford5312 Před 3 lety +3

      yeah, I don't think the care bro. They are in every wal-mart, home depot, and lowes in the states, and literally sells millions and millions of padlocks.

    • @LordSevla
      @LordSevla Před 3 lety

      Actually they don't care.

  • @Skooz
    @Skooz Před 2 lety +30

    when you have a hammer, everything looks like a master lock.

  • @macdaddy11c32
    @macdaddy11c32 Před 2 lety +34

    Bruh, it shouldn’t be that easy. My whole outlook on locks has completely changed

    • @leechowning2712
      @leechowning2712 Před 2 lety +1

      And this is why he does these. The lock companies leave weaknesses like this because it is presumed people will not know. Look for his videos on unshielded locks.

    • @lukeingram7655
      @lukeingram7655 Před rokem

      I'm skeptical this would work if the lock was actually locked onto something solid.

  • @baneus
    @baneus Před 3 lety +590

    Master Lock: My powers have doubled since we met last time!
    LPL: Two times zero is still zero.

    • @qawamity
      @qawamity Před 3 lety +35

      Twice the pride, double the fall.

    • @JW--dc8ri
      @JW--dc8ri Před 3 lety +8

      -Count Douko

    • @ari-mcbrown
      @ari-mcbrown Před 3 lety

      ib4 "You haven't seen my final form!"

    • @tigervenn430
      @tigervenn430 Před 3 lety +6

      "Not bad, you made me use 10% of my power."

    • @AltimaNEO
      @AltimaNEO Před 3 lety +8

      You are on this council but you will not be granted the rank of Master, Lock

  • @FutureAlien
    @FutureAlien Před 3 lety +2039

    ML: "Let's see how LPL tries to shim THIS now!"
    LPL: "HAMMER TIME!"

  • @Leonlion0305
    @Leonlion0305 Před 3 lety +70

    LPL: good job fixing this mistake
    Master Lock: YAYYYYY
    LPL: but...
    Master Lock: Ah sh*t, here we go again

  • @whitedeath2646
    @whitedeath2646 Před 2 lety +29

    Master Lock Company: You cannot bypass our new lock
    LPL: *laughs in bonk*

  • @Just_Being_Honest
    @Just_Being_Honest Před 3 lety +1362

    “You’ve gotten stronger Master Lock, but you’re not strong enough to beat me.” -LPL

    • @AnasHart
      @AnasHart Před 3 lety +18

      MasterLock: You cant defeat me, you're just a lock picking lawyer
      LPL: I'm not a lock picking lawyer, I'm THE Lock Picking Lawyer. Skadoosh.

    • @rachelmclean2483
      @rachelmclean2483 Před 3 lety +14

      Do you think LPL is a anime villain to masterlock? They keep training up only to get defeated again or is LPL the anime hero and masterlock is closer to a team rocket constantly defeated for comedic effect.

    • @AnasHart
      @AnasHart Před 3 lety +3

      @@rachelmclean2483 Rivals

    • @zpellet6326
      @zpellet6326 Před 3 lety +4

      If you wish to defeat me, you must train for another hundred years.

    • @longbow6416
      @longbow6416 Před 3 lety +1

      LPL needs to collect more XP and get more perks. They keep going into areas above their level...

  • @plixplop
    @plixplop Před 3 lety +1423

    LPL: "They actually did a good job at preventing the shim attack!"
    ML: "Pour me a shot!"
    LPL: "But it's vulnerable to whacking it with a hammer."
    ML: "Leave the bottle."

  • @daninthelionsden
    @daninthelionsden Před 3 lety +13

    I really respect that it was concise and he didn't drag it to the ten minute mark like many creators nowadays.

    • @corriban
      @corriban Před 3 lety +2

      Because this isn't his form of making money. He's a lawyer and does this for fun. His average watch time is low and videos below 10 mins can only partially be monetized. I would assume that even with his millions of views on every video he couldn't really live off this channel.

    • @CadillacDriver
      @CadillacDriver Před 2 lety +1

      We'd get bored watching 20 picks in one video.

    • @danijelvrhovec
      @danijelvrhovec Před 2 lety

      He rarely does. And if he does, it's a history lesson.

  • @wombatonsteroids
    @wombatonsteroids Před 3 lety +18

    Neo in the second Matrix when he goes, "Hm, upgrades" then proceeds to kick the agents ass with ease anyway...

  • @alanhoff89
    @alanhoff89 Před 3 lety +1253

    Things you don't want to hear outside your door: "This is the Lockpicking Lawyer"

    • @istdochegal274
      @istdochegal274 Před 3 lety +2

      Hilirius

    • @Jocelyn_W
      @Jocelyn_W Před 3 lety +56

      "nice click out of one... Nothing on two..."

    • @lloydie6330
      @lloydie6330 Před 2 lety +1

      yes.

    • @detectivechicken4564
      @detectivechicken4564 Před 2 lety +30

      I would not recommend this lock as it is ridiculously easy to open.

    • @Calvin_OBlenis
      @Calvin_OBlenis Před 2 lety +6

      "Hey, just give me a second, I'll be right down"
      - two minutes later -
      "Well, thanks for putting on tea, LPL..."

  • @faheemali3550
    @faheemali3550 Před 3 lety +695

    Interesting to think that he is technically one of masterlocks most loyal customers, buying all their locks 😅

    • @ColinFox
      @ColinFox Před 3 lety +129

      @Dave DDM WIth all the destruction he's done to Master locks, I seriously doubt they sponsor him.

    • @IkarosVonVoid
      @IkarosVonVoid Před 3 lety +9

      1 is binding, 2 is set, and we have a new lock

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 3 lety +18

      @Dave DDM Don't be pedantic. It's still money, into the hands of Master Lock, via the Lock Picking Lawyer.

    • @motaaaa
      @motaaaa Před 3 lety +34

      Thats their business model now, just make locks so bad that LPL will buy every single one

    • @Mithesil
      @Mithesil Před 3 lety +9

      Buying, no. Sponsor, no. He steals them from ppl.

  • @JohnJohnson-dc9yv
    @JohnJohnson-dc9yv Před 2 lety +1

    I work in retail and we have a locked display case for phones and stuff. One of my coworkers lost the key to said display case one day, and I, having ZERO experience picking locks EVER BEFORE IN MY LIFE, was able to pick the lock in like a minute. Thank you, LPL, for making me the badass employee of our little rural Dollar General :)

  • @scherenschnitt6333
    @scherenschnitt6333 Před 2 lety +12

    I love how emotionless he stays when talking about these obviously crappy locks.

  • @anshumanpandey9979
    @anshumanpandey9979 Před 3 lety +708

    LPL- "Lets try one more time to prove that this was not a fluke"
    Master Lock- At least let me die in peace mate.

    • @JediKnyghte
      @JediKnyghte Před 3 lety +7

      What if it was a fluke the second time too?

    • @schlong8276
      @schlong8276 Před 3 lety +4

      @@JediKnyghte Then third times the charm

    • @TheNeelonRokk
      @TheNeelonRokk Před 3 lety +4

      Peace was never an option, unless they include a 5th code wheel that is. 🤣

    • @swordchaos1181
      @swordchaos1181 Před 3 lety +6

      "Stop hitting it, it's already dead!"

    • @erinfinn2273
      @erinfinn2273 Před 3 lety +4

      Rule #2 of Zombieland: Double-Tap

  • @TooGooDFoRYoU456
    @TooGooDFoRYoU456 Před 3 lety +938

    You are kidding me, i literally burst out laughing when it opened from a single tap of a hammer.

    • @TheRealWindlePoons
      @TheRealWindlePoons Před 3 lety +116

      I am reminded of the engineering dialogue.
      "You charged me HOW MUCH for hitting it once with a hammer?"
      "I charged you that much for knowing where to hit it once with a hammer..."

    • @empyfree
      @empyfree Před 3 lety +19

      A plastic hammer...

    • @benwest5293
      @benwest5293 Před 3 lety +19

      @@empyfree well, a rubber mallet

    • @TheRealWindlePoons
      @TheRealWindlePoons Před 3 lety +20

      @@benwest5293 Urethane, I think.

    • @EpicBenjo
      @EpicBenjo Před 3 lety +5

      @@empyfree Rubber hammer

  • @manticorenettleable
    @manticorenettleable Před 3 lety +1

    Just picked my first commercial grade lock!! The calmness and methodical style espoused by Mr LPL helped a lot. It was a Masterlock, and it was worth every $0.01 of the purchase price to get that click. Started off needing to pick my window locks - here in Aus it's a legal requirement to have window locks on apartments above ground floor - stuck indoors last year I needed those locks off to breathe. Those didn't need any skill, just blunder about at the end with a random pick. However with the Masterlock it required the full ritual - bottom of the keyway tension; sequential 'nothing on one, click out of two, three is binding, nudging four and then 'CLICK' it's open :) Very satisfying.

  • @ravenna6543
    @ravenna6543 Před 2 lety +2

    The number of locks that can be undone by a medium light tap of a hammer is astounding.

  • @trevordillon1921
    @trevordillon1921 Před 3 lety +705

    “A bit more difficult...”
    *Firmly grasps lock and beats it with a hammer once*

    • @Shangootiki
      @Shangootiki Před 3 lety +15

      FIRMLY GRASP IT IN YOUR HAND

    • @Kcducttaper1
      @Kcducttaper1 Před 3 lety +9

      @@Shangootiki firmLY gRAsP IT!!!!!

    • @miscl_anon
      @miscl_anon Před 3 lety +1

      @@Kcducttaper1 is there some reference i'm missing

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk Před 3 lety +8

      @@miscl_anon splopbebonge

    • @miscl_anon
      @miscl_anon Před 3 lety

      @@zGoldenHawk uh-huh

  • @xjet
    @xjet Před 3 lety +8723

    Master Lock -- they never fail to disappoint! :-D

    • @xaviergirard3983
      @xaviergirard3983 Před 3 lety +50

      Never fail to fail

    • @MrPicklecopter
      @MrPicklecopter Před 3 lety +10

      But they do disappointingly fail.

    • @phaedrussmith1949
      @phaedrussmith1949 Před 3 lety +12

      Not sure "master" means what they think it means.

    • @mfml94
      @mfml94 Před 3 lety +23

      If they, at some point, did not disappoint us, would that also be disappointing, therefore keeping the streak alive?

    • @lesterg3330
      @lesterg3330 Před 3 lety

      Damn bruce haha, I never would of thought to catch you here. Been subbed to your channel for years and love what you do for the fpv community!✌️

  • @Ax9005
    @Ax9005 Před 3 lety +5

    Man, Masterzlock is gonna put a hit out on LPL pretty soon. He better watch his back.
    Ofcourse, if their hitman is anything like their locks, hes got nothing to worry about.

  • @pizdosic
    @pizdosic Před 2 lety +40

    LPL: I currently have this set to the word LOCK
    Also LPL: But there is also a masterword, that opens each one of them - BONK

  • @ifounburg
    @ifounburg Před 3 lety +535

    MasterLock: "After 5 years of research we finally did it"
    LPL: NO.

    • @jg5001
      @jg5001 Před 3 lety +5

      After 5 seconds, LPL kindly disagrees.

    • @davidlazerz8564
      @davidlazerz8564 Před 3 lety

      Most of my expectations for locks are "Can a junkie defeat this lock with whatever he has in his shopping cart/raincoat in under 1 minute?"
      Then again, I don't own anything worth locking up so steal away there Scratchy.

  • @GadgetAddict
    @GadgetAddict Před 3 lety +6976

    That seems like an even simpler bypass than the shim. You could probably replicate that with a random nearby rock :(
    It would be interesting to see inside the lock, so we could understand why that happened.

    • @killagami5658
      @killagami5658 Před 3 lety +175

      Probably because it is spring loaded if I were to guess

    • @haroerhaktak2613
      @haroerhaktak2613 Před 3 lety +622

      LPL: So the shim is the easiest but it requires the tool.
      Me a poor person: So I have this rock.

    • @GardenGuy1943
      @GardenGuy1943 Před 3 lety +7

      But he couldn’t even open it!

    • @ememmeme8722
      @ememmeme8722 Před 3 lety +252

      It will only work if you're using a yellow hammer

    • @kasuha
      @kasuha Před 3 lety +95

      Not just a rock. You can even open it unintentionally - just fling the lock against whatever it's locking and unless it's really soft, the lock will open.

  • @pump1442
    @pump1442 Před 2 lety +7

    I'd like to see a high speed version explaining what happens when you use the hammer method.

  • @Michel-7.7.7
    @Michel-7.7.7 Před 2 lety +3

    In all those years of practising, the muscle memory of the locks is well developed. Their "Pop open" reflex Kicks in, as LPL touches them

  • @midimusicforever
    @midimusicforever Před 3 lety +1415

    LPL: "Good job by master lock"
    Other news today: Flying pigs sighted over Greenland, reports that Hell has frozen over...

    • @cheesecurd100s
      @cheesecurd100s Před 3 lety +10

      I assume it's a sarcastic "good job.."

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 Před 3 lety +7

      Chicken grew teeth?

    • @midimusicforever
      @midimusicforever Před 3 lety +8

      @@cheesecurd100s
      No, it wasn't as far as I could tell, but there are other issues with the lock.

    • @kristofferjohansson3768
      @kristofferjohansson3768 Před 3 lety

      @@cheesecurd100s I didn’t understand it like that. At least one thing was improved...

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 Před 3 lety +2

      @@cheesecurd100s no it was serious, because it can't be shimmed.

  • @TobiasSample
    @TobiasSample Před 3 lety +1256

    LockPickingLawyer: Destroying your trust in locks in less than two minutes.

    • @HanSolo__
      @HanSolo__ Před 3 lety +12

      It was under one second.

    • @tharvey5077
      @tharvey5077 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s really making it hard for me to find a safe or lock I need to buy this week 😂

    • @rbro3001
      @rbro3001 Před 3 lety +1

      Locks. Why bother?

    • @Rymeths
      @Rymeths Před 2 lety

      Well the thing is: you don't have to have an unpickable lock, you just need a better lock then your neighbors have.

  • @borneo1719
    @borneo1719 Před 2 lety +11

    *Bonks the lock*
    Me: Holy sh... (Then proceed to bonk every lock in my house).

  • @plana1344
    @plana1344 Před 2 lety

    We have these locks all over the place on gates for shut-in leases. Cutting a barbwire fence is an easy bypass but I've used this technique when a combination wasn't available on short notice. Takes me a few tries but never let me down. Thanks LPL, I'll always use your lessons for the power of 'Good'.

  • @haroldestrada7649
    @haroldestrada7649 Před 3 lety +452

    Master Lock: We fixed the shimming issue, now LPL can't keep humiliating us.
    LPL: Good job Master Lock
    Master Lock: Woo, we did it
    LPL: However... *pulls out hammer*
    Master lock: Oh come on

    • @filibertosalinas6816
      @filibertosalinas6816 Před 3 lety +7

      I live for these. He cracks me up

    • @beast.81356
      @beast.81356 Před 3 lety +5

      Ah sh*t here we go again...😂😂

    • @eyeborg3148
      @eyeborg3148 Před 3 lety +2

      I knew he couldn't let Master Lock get off that easy...

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju Před 3 lety +2

      Lmao I imagine "oh come on" is exactly what the intern who gets to watch these vids will think after seeing this

  • @mattmanbrownbro
    @mattmanbrownbro Před 3 lety +311

    Masterlock: "Alright, let's see what those professional lock smiths do to try to break into our newest model"
    LPL: *boink hammer*

  • @bizarrelygreen5177
    @bizarrelygreen5177 Před 2 lety +5

    Masterlock: You can't pick this lock with your tiny tools!
    LPL: Have you tried hitting it hard?

  • @robertburk6995
    @robertburk6995 Před 2 lety +1

    Can just hear the cooperates at Master Lock crying, cold bitter tears...

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 Před 3 lety +156

    One of these days, I'd like to see him open a lock and say "Actually, that doesn't usually work. I'll do it again to show that it was a fluke."

  • @MisterGames
    @MisterGames Před 3 lety +194

    Should've hit it with a Barbie doll or something equally insulting. A nearby rock, empty takeaway coffee cup, pill bottle, book about lock picking, or even another Master padlock!

    • @dixieinstrumental805
      @dixieinstrumental805 Před 3 lety +15

      That would have been priceless. Maybe if we like this thread enough he will do just that

    • @SmartassEyebrows
      @SmartassEyebrows Před 3 lety +32

      I would Love to see him open the master lock with another master lock

    • @Alorand
      @Alorand Před 3 lety +13

      A "Lockpicking for Dummies" book would have been perfect. 👌

    • @caseydarrah
      @caseydarrah Před 3 lety +4

      You know, a Master 3 would be about the perfect size and heft...

    • @dixieinstrumental805
      @dixieinstrumental805 Před 3 lety +2

      True

  • @mawage666
    @mawage666 Před 2 lety

    I cannot stop binging on your videos. Keep these great videos coming!

  • @richardschneider4775
    @richardschneider4775 Před 2 lety

    Beating another Master lock with a hit of a non-marking hammer. One word assessment---BRILLIANT

  • @CarcinogenSDA
    @CarcinogenSDA Před 3 lety +5787

    Wow. I didn’t realize the master code was set to “Nock”! How meta!

    • @Kikaheki
      @Kikaheki Před 3 lety +32

      Dude, I love your videos. What are you doing here?

    • @grifaex471
      @grifaex471 Před 3 lety +46

      @@Kikaheki good content, finds good content ^^

    • @harrickvharrick3957
      @harrickvharrick3957 Před 3 lety +10

      Dunno what 'meta' means the way you apply it, but: Absolutely!

    • @Rimanc.
      @Rimanc. Před 3 lety +21

      @@harrickvharrick3957 most effective tactic available

    • @harrickvharrick3957
      @harrickvharrick3957 Před 3 lety

      @@Rimanc. hmmmm..., prob!!!!

  • @macmedic892
    @macmedic892 Před 3 lety +964

    “Distinction without a difference”: there’s some real lawyer-speak right there!

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 Před 3 lety +17

      True, but if I had to add something, and having in mind a couple things he said in other videos, I'd also place him solid in a three-letter agency, either currently or former. Thankfully he has the time to make these videos for us :-)

    • @dutchmasterxc08
      @dutchmasterxc08 Před 3 lety +14

      Is that what the DWD for the model stands for?

    • @royvankuik
      @royvankuik Před 3 lety +1

      @@dutchmasterxc08 very likely :D

    • @Feintgames
      @Feintgames Před 3 lety +4

      @@hansvonmannschaft9062 The only people giving away tradecraft online or in books are in the Navy or decades out of the CIA. What he's demonstrating is lock picking which isn't really secret.

    • @jonarbuckle1560
      @jonarbuckle1560 Před 3 lety +1

      that one slipped by me. good catch

  • @TheFunfighter
    @TheFunfighter Před 2 lety +2

    Master Lock is like the running gag character in a show. You know as soon as they are on screen, some hilarious oneliner is going to drop.

  • @carrops
    @carrops Před 2 lety

    I like how lock making companies will create a nice new lock that is much better than the rest and release it with so much confidence and then LPL comes along and finds some ridiculously easy way to open it.

  • @BhaveshNblu
    @BhaveshNblu Před 3 lety +1588

    I literally bursted out laughing when he knocked it open😂😂

  • @Petr75661
    @Petr75661 Před 3 lety +267

    The packaging should boast: "New! Now with one less bypass!"

  • @davidjames1063
    @davidjames1063 Před 2 lety +1

    Never saw that Hammer Trick, for the Master 175. Even easier than the shim ! Amazing. Thanks LpL !

  • @tonyrome068
    @tonyrome068 Před 2 lety

    OMG! YOU DA Man. As always, excellent commentary and examples!

  • @karma99
    @karma99 Před 3 lety +883

    LPL is really getting savage with Msterlock now. Not even bothering to use a specialised lockpick tool, he's descended to the level of blunt instrument as a legit method of opening them.

    • @DMack6464
      @DMack6464 Před 3 lety +59

      "Today we have a lock that opens when looked at... you can probably guess who manufactured it..."

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 Před 3 lety

      I hope he’s being paid to slander Masterlock like this because otherwise it’s just pathetic by LPL

    • @elpatator
      @elpatator Před 3 lety +30

      @@MikehMike01 how is that pathetic?

    • @Youremyproblem
      @Youremyproblem Před 3 lety +31

      @@MikehMike01 Points out incredibly embarrassing security flaws of a LOCK, and this is pathetic?

    • @GameIsMyOxygen
      @GameIsMyOxygen Před 3 lety +28

      @@MikehMike01 so you mean to say he shouldn't expose these low quality locks so that people use them and lose a life's worth of investment/goods? Isn't what you're saying pathetic instead? Exposing bad product makers only if you're getting paid..

  • @fuinharlz
    @fuinharlz Před 3 lety +823

    time spent watching video: 2 minutes and 26 seconds
    Time spent laughing at the coment section: 10 minutes
    GJ guys

    • @joachimschoder
      @joachimschoder Před 3 lety +13

      It is kind of refreshing to see a non toxic CZcams comment section.

    • @fuinharlz
      @fuinharlz Před 3 lety +10

      @@joachimschoder Actually most channels I follow I can say they have nice non toxic communities on the comment section. And believe-me, I follow a ton of gaming channels.
      Believe-me, youtube is the most peacefull land when compared to twitter or, in the worst case scenario, facebook :P

  • @dickbuttkiss4100
    @dickbuttkiss4100 Před 2 lety +1

    "It's not as easy as the shim" lol!

  • @FrauHaferniehl
    @FrauHaferniehl Před 2 lety +1

    _crazy, how easy these is going._

  • @RogueA.I.
    @RogueA.I. Před 3 lety +214

    The thing I absolutely love about your videos is the brevity. Straight. To the point. No nonsense, and entertaining.

    • @Wissmann80
      @Wissmann80 Před 3 lety +4

      The entertainment is the comment section. Lpl is amazing no doubt. But the comments are on point

    • @douglatins
      @douglatins Před 3 lety +2

      And no raid shadow legends/raycon

    • @ryswick1064
      @ryswick1064 Před 3 lety +4

      These videos are so insanely niche. I don't lockpick. I don't care about locks. I don't use locks in my day-to-day life. But these videos are so easily digestible and interesting that it's hard not to just give one a quick watch. Excellent excellent format for an incredibly niche topic. I wonder how many viewers here actually have an interest in locks or just find his videos interesting. I can confidently say, there's no other lock-related channel I'm subscribed to.

    • @RogueA.I.
      @RogueA.I. Před 3 lety

      @@douglatins The best feature yet!

  • @Vashe00
    @Vashe00 Před 3 lety +214

    Someone at master lock just got a promotion.... kinda

  • @Deadpoolmasterchief
    @Deadpoolmasterchief Před 2 lety

    I like this guy he finds flaws in things and makes people not only make conscious decisions what locks to buy but also make the industry fix the flaws

  • @anthonygallo3576
    @anthonygallo3576 Před 3 lety

    Boy, these lock companies must love u!

  • @c-5921
    @c-5921 Před 3 lety +223

    "Pretty good, kid. You made me use 10% of my power."

    • @BarryMikokinju
      @BarryMikokinju Před 3 lety

      Is this Netero in the volley ball scene? I'm scratching my head over this

    • @adamself2463
      @adamself2463 Před 3 lety

      @@BarryMikokinju It's pick your anime, I chose Toguro the Younger of Yu Yu Hakusho.

  • @MrKillzy
    @MrKillzy Před 3 lety +374

    I can just imagine the engineers watching and just becoming slowly yet surely enraged

    • @mikeweatherford5312
      @mikeweatherford5312 Před 3 lety +28

      this lock was designed like 50 years ago. Im sure they are all retired, and dgaf.

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp Před 2 lety +8

      They shouldn't have made such a mustard colored lock to begin with. I mean, just look at that thing.

    • @purplefreedom1631
      @purplefreedom1631 Před 2 lety +21

      I think this is the equivalent to the minimum wage vs maximum offer welding meme... if you pay minimum, you get a master lock. If you pay maximum, LPL has to go design a new tool to pick your lock

    • @cybervigilante
      @cybervigilante Před 2 lety +5

      I doubt it. At Masterlock they don't care. Like Microsoft they have a near monopoly on cheap merchandise. Although Brinks is coming up since between the two of them they dominate at Walmart.

    • @deathedell215
      @deathedell215 Před 2 lety

      @@purplefreedom1631 are you referring to that italian lock

  • @randyhooks1214
    @randyhooks1214 Před 2 lety +1

    I discovered that decades ago when I was in the army. It was always trouble when I or a squad mate would lose key to locker and we had to go to platoon sgt or squad leader to get bolt cutters. Always was some sort of punishment involved. Wish I had your channel back then for guidance but that was before internet!

  • @jakewwwjake
    @jakewwwjake Před 2 lety

    We had a set of toolboxes at work to which the code had been lost. Just used this bonk trick to get us in! Thanks!

  • @chonky8620
    @chonky8620 Před 3 lety +315

    I was sitting here expecting him to do some convoluted tension and pick strategy. Nope he just smacks it with a mallet and it opens comically easily. Hilarious

  • @medivh19
    @medivh19 Před 3 lety +103

    When he said "Good Job Masterlock", I had to double check that this video wasn't from April fools day.

    • @mahshic2660
      @mahshic2660 Před 3 lety +3

      Glad I wasn’t the only one

    • @adonisfernandez3425
      @adonisfernandez3425 Před 3 lety +2

      Go to check that one. It was hilarious.

    • @ipick4fun27
      @ipick4fun27 Před 3 lety

      He really had me going when he said "Good Job". When he said "this may not work", I had the expectation of him taking maybe 3-5 seconds to open it. LOL. Silly me.

  • @Kanthon
    @Kanthon Před rokem

    Master: Can’t touch this.
    LPL: Hammer time.

  • @RETROrooster910
    @RETROrooster910 Před 2 lety

    I love that method just the classic beating the lock hoping it unlocks and this flaw is mwah perfecto

  • @navret1707
    @navret1707 Před 3 lety +297

    It’s a shame there aren’t 6 wheels on the lock. The secret combination could then be H A M M E R. But, then again, with 4 wheels it could be S H I M to misdirect a potential thief. Have a nice day.

    • @VeraTheTabbynx
      @VeraTheTabbynx Před 3 lety +12

      I do believe that if the potential thief knows the combination, you've already lost

    • @stevedavies1261
      @stevedavies1261 Před 3 lety +4

      Not to worry a Homer Simpson "Dohh!!!" will still work...

    • @46bovine
      @46bovine Před 3 lety +6

      You could do HMMR for a combo. That would fool the bad folks. They would think they had to run it over with a Hummer, a vehicle, not the hummer you're thinking about!

    • @Relkond
      @Relkond Před 3 lety +1

      Nothing a good ROCK couldn’t fix...

    • @georgecann8419
      @georgecann8419 Před 3 lety

      Code can be “hit it” or “pound” or “smack”

  • @TheBanditKingKir
    @TheBanditKingKir Před 3 lety +255

    Master lock: Okay we fixed the issue LPL exploited in the last video.
    LPL: here's four more issues that make the lock useless
    Master lock: - _______-

    • @gosucab944
      @gosucab944 Před 2 lety +13

      It's like bug fixing. You eliminate one and get 2 new ones.

    • @newb.justnewb.8762
      @newb.justnewb.8762 Před 2 lety +2

      @@gosucab944 The fixing is physical, it's somewhat easier.

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Před 2 lety

      @@newb.justnewb.8762
      LPL: Oh look another bug!
      Pretty much how it goes even with physical fixes. I always picked my way into the public pool that was in the neighborhood as you just slide something through they fixed it where you could not just use a common swizz army knife and i still did it because just welding a extra part on there to shield from sliding credit cards or swizz army knifes was not really the problem. Sure i had a key everyone in the neighborhood did but it was more fun picking even after they welded both sides of the gate being sure that they eliminated anything to just open it without the key. Spoiler i used a small pen to open it at that point as it was a bad lock anyone could get in.
      The only reason why they welded a extra part on it in the first place was because just about everyone knew how to open it without the key you know how those rich neighborhoods are they don't want that yet too stupid to think about it in the first place

  • @jlsicard
    @jlsicard Před 3 lety

    Did this at work (with permission) to unlock a truck a bunch of us had to unload. Jaws dropped! It was great!

  • @greenrsx9878
    @greenrsx9878 Před 2 lety

    Thanks! Now i can finally get that bike ive been yearning for!

  • @Jubbsi
    @Jubbsi Před 3 lety +108

    masterlock: okay its been 20 years but i think we finally defeated him
    lpl: hey guys today ill tell you how to open the new masterlock with chilli powder and a phone charger

    • @DavidKnowles0
      @DavidKnowles0 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Masterlock: Okay, we go to plan k, what's the going rate for assassin's nowadays?

  • @blackdemon1077
    @blackdemon1077 Před 3 lety +136

    How to get a lock reviewed by LPL:
    Step 1: create a lock
    Step 2: Add the Word: UNPICKABLE! in the biggest font you can fit in the packaging
    Step 3: Wait

    • @Ravingpeter
      @Ravingpeter Před 3 lety +1

      it worked!!!!

    • @pregnantgrandad
      @pregnantgrandad Před 3 lety

      @@Ravingpeter did you send a lock in?

    • @Ravingpeter
      @Ravingpeter Před 3 lety +2

      @@pregnantgrandad yes now im famous
      just kidding i really didnt send a lock and sorry for my bad inglish

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Ravingpeter I... you surely know the spelling of English. What is it with people making their only spelling/grammar mistake within the very disclaimer?!

    • @Ravingpeter
      @Ravingpeter Před 3 lety

      @@panek6443 i not live in a country that talks inglish

  • @extralargemcfries9891
    @extralargemcfries9891 Před 3 lety

    You know the concept of a master key unlocking multiple locks? Master Lock is just living up to its name

  • @ryanpiatt1804
    @ryanpiatt1804 Před rokem +1

    Just cut one open today. The shim will go in on the right side of the second wheel, where the anti-shim is thinnest The trick is it can only be done if you have the wheel on the correct number (10 chances). The gate will allow the shim from covert companion in.

  • @matthewcox69
    @matthewcox69 Před 3 lety +177

    LPL encountering a shimproof lock: "Oh no. Anyway"

    • @alessandrogallo7969
      @alessandrogallo7969 Před 3 lety +10

      And by the way this picking method was indeed probably approved by Mr. jeremy Clarkson😂

    • @TheMarkoSeke
      @TheMarkoSeke Před 3 lety +3

      Anyway... BONK

  • @MAJ0ROCEL0T
    @MAJ0ROCEL0T Před 3 lety +346

    "Our lock is now even more secure!"
    LPL: haha mallet go thwap

  • @gabeb5161
    @gabeb5161 Před 2 lety +1

    LPL - showing bad guys how to easily get your stuff since 1985…thanks LPL!

  • @TreyCoursey
    @TreyCoursey Před 2 lety

    It always amazes me these super easy tricks! It can always be said a lock only keeps the good guys out, and gives a false peace of mind for those using them. Makes you think do these engineers ever just play with their prototypes to see if they can get in....silly. I know it's costs more to make things better etc..etc... Just funny sometimes how easy it is. Thanks again!

  • @kellylogs2642
    @kellylogs2642 Před 3 lety +77

    This feels like when you sidestep a punch and slip off the roof you were standing on.

  • @AderorhoFestus
    @AderorhoFestus Před 3 lety +473

    In the next video, LPL will just stare down a Master Lock and it'll open itself out of fear.

  • @MrRODNEYTWO
    @MrRODNEYTWO Před 2 lety

    You simply just blow my mind every time 😵‍💫

  • @yooree4992
    @yooree4992 Před 3 lety +1

    1:32 jesus those bass notes