The Haters Guide to the 2023/24 NHL Season: Debriefing
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While the playoffs are well underway, there are sixteen other teams that have been licking their wounds in elimination. Their reasons for failure are diverse in nature: It could be from undergoing a deep rebuild, injuries, awful luck, or a Devils-style freefall. Yet they have been out of the dance all the same.
This video is dedicated to these sixteen teams and their many mishaps during the season. Most will get another chance to redeem themselves. Arizona, however, will not. And it's long been inevitable there. - Sport
RALEIGH! ARE YOU READY FOR MORE PAIN? DO YOU LIKE GETTING GOALIED REPEATEDLY AND LOSING EVERY GAME BY ONE GOAL? WELCOME TO OUR GAMESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOD COME TO OUR GAMESSSSS. DO YOU LIKE WATCHING REGULAR SEASON MERCHANTS WHO CHOKE IN THE SECOND ROUND IN PLAYOFFS, THEN YOU MUST COME TO OUR GAMESSSSS!!!!
WE HAVE DIVERSITY AND TERRIBLE GOALTENDING!!!
CANES MAN LIVES!
its pure pain every year, I wish we didn't make the playoffs rather then just choke every time
LMAO
A fun fact about the Coyotes: when they got the boot from Gila River Arena they tossed all their banners out into the dumpster including Shane Doan’s jersey banner. A MAN THAT LITERALLY GAVE HIS ALL TO MAKE THAT TEAM RELEVANT. Pushed aside like he was nothing.
And then to solidify how much Arizona fans DESERVE A HOCKEY TEAM a fan brought it to Shane Doan
While Gila River Arena was terrible location-wise, that was a low blow.
@@NelsonA_ it’s sad that Arizona never had a responsible owner. Idk if you’re a Coyotes fan yourself but they deserve so much better.
Can you send me a link to this? This is both ridiculous and within the realm of possibility for that franchise.
@@UrinatingTree found a Barstool tweet about it from April.
I feel like we needed another “We’re a Team” video for the Sens
sigh
Truly one of the teams ever
Heck, I feel like we need a Legacy of Failure video about them!
As a Canucks fan the Sens are fucked, enjoy that dump-no-chase system Green made us into alcoholics over.
@@TheSuperdog19 I mean not really, the sens have as many stanley cup appearances as any other Canadian team since they were founded, and have been to the conference finals more than Montreal, Vancouver, Calgary, Winnipeg and Edmonton since 1992, so by Canadian standards, they are looking pretty good. Unfortunately due to Canadian taxes and federal economic mismanagement (aside from 2006-2015), nobody in the NHL wants to play in Canada which is why american teams are so much better
Let's not forget the Red Wings losing in OT to the Sharks after being up 4-0 halfway through the game including two shorthanded goals allowed on the same PP. Most humiliating loss as a fan I've ever seen in a regular season game.
Same here!
THE SHARKS!!!
the sharks have been dangit makers this season despite their terrible record
How many points out from the playoffs were they?
You can blame the Wings missing the playoffs on any one game. I choose to blame the one against the Kraken with the most obvious stick on the ice to prevent a goal that gets ignored by the refs and then Seattle goes down the ice and scores
12:27 Never get tired hearing 2BC yelling Dadonov
Such a classic
Here lies the unfortunate souls.
1:17 *WILL YOU DO ANYTHING?* (Anaheim Ducks)
2:10 *MORMON CONVERSION* (Utah... Something. Name pending.)
3:26 *THROWBACK CEREMONY* (Buffalo Sabres)
4:30 *A DIMMING FLAME* (Calgary Flames)
5:34 *BLACK(HAWK) DEATH* (Chicago Blackhawks)
6:26 *PERPETUAL FUTILITY* (Columbus Blue Jackets)
7:28 *YZERBANNED* (Detroit Red Wings)
8:43 *BASKETBALL SEASON* (Minnesota Wild)
9:56 *WILL IT EVER END?* (Montreal Canadiens)
10:57 *PAGING MARTIN BRODEUR* (New Jersey Devils)
12:17 *GEORGE SANTOS* (Ottawa Senators)
13:26 *ICARUS'S WAX WINGS* (Philadelphia Flyers)
14:40 *THE FUCKING PENGUINS* (Pittsburgh Penguins)
16:02 *BIG MAC(KLIN) ATTACK* (San Jose Sharks)
17:14 *OVERTHROWING THE CHIEF* (St. Louis Blues)
18:30 *SNIFF MY BUTTKRAKEN* (Seattle Kraken)
“Mormon Conversion”
Except, Utah is...
*...Utah* (no team name this coming season)
@@dnasty312 Fix'd, team name pending.
You've done God's work my friend. 💪
@@RemmyRiffs Just doin' my job.
As a coyotes fan, I hate my life
Utah fan*
You have my pity.
Coyotes fans have my respect and sympathy, hope you guys get to have a new expansion team NOT owned by that snake Meruello AND that the current Yotes are treated well by Smith
Glad that some people actually care. Because it feels like we're being laughed at more than anything
I've no idea how something like that would be for a fan but it sure must be painful. Let's hope you have a Meruelo-less team in the future.
Capitals made it to the playoffs by doing nothing, and we shall do it again
Literally the Steelers of the NHL
@@jackmehofff8815
better to be the Stillers than the Brahns
Penguins fans, Flyers fans, and Red Wings fans were so salty that the Caps made it instead of them. But let’s be real. Each of those teams would have lost to NYR in 4 or 5 games.
@@philly_sports1558 Im sure any other team that doesnt have their GD in Celebrini category woulda put up a better fight lol
@@philly_sports1558as a Flyers fan, was not salty the caps made it. They didn't fall apart at the end of the season and lose 8 straight. Was more salty the Flyers collapsed so spectacularly. Also more salty the Islanders made it.
I love how Aerith's theme has become the Habs' theme on this channel
I usually tear up in that one scene, but I can’t help but laugh whenever it’s juxtaposed to Les Canadiéns.
It's a great little detail. I wonder why Tree chose it for them?
I just need Montreal to be a cup contender soon so we can get the one winged Canadians in a nhl haters guide playoff video
@@kaiuche8640 Tree should use Birth of a God for if/when they become a top Cup contender. THEN One-Winged Angel in the Finals.
This shizz is getting real old though...
We're now one year away from '50 years of futility' video for the Flyers
Ah, yes. Another "half-century of failure" video. And it will be _grand._
Meh, it's fine. 5 first rounders the next 3 seasons, Michkov on the way. The future hasn't been brighter than right now in a LONG time.
@@GatsbyCioffi Future was pretty bright when Eric Lindros came to town. Truth is, they've had a LOT of bites of the apple during these 50 years ... but no Cups is still no Cups.
As a Canucks fan, its just nice to not be involved in this video
I honestly think you guys have a MUCH better shot at winning this Oilers series than most are predicting. This series is depth vs. star power. That Canucks team has some serious fight in them and that game 1 was a character win. Game 2 went to OT. Canucks just need 1 of the next 2 and they go back to Vancouver for game 5. Nice to have home ice as well. If this goes 7 that's going to be big. We'll see. I'm sure they love being the underdogs as well. Regardless of what happens the future of the Canucks looks bright.
@RemmyRiffs well, we're up 2-1 in the series, I'm excited for the future but every mental part of me expects the canucks to break my heart like they did in 2011
Wings took a step forward this season and surprised many. They may have overachieved but it feels like the worst is behind them. Larkin is legit, Raymond had his breakout and is just beginning to hit his stride, and Seider continues to show he’s a tier 1 defenseman. With a top 3-5 prospect pool they’ll be in the playoffs, making noise, soon enough. All that said, they could take a bit of a step back next season depending on in Kane goes and how the next group of rookies that gets called up adapts to the NHL. Still, the future is very bright and a second Red Wings Empire is just on the horizon
As someone who paid attention to the Kraken UTree, Hakstol was the exact opposite of Sutter in that he let the players govern themselves, perhaps to a fault. The problem was that the leadership structure on the players end became a mess, and Francis didn’t do enough this past offseason to sustain success. Hakstol was just a portion of the problem, but he was the obvious fall guy.
The Flyers collapsing to close the season was very disappointing but let’s face it: We would have probably just gotten swept by the Rangers just like the Capitals did. At least we showed some growth, our young players are developing, and we’re going to do all we can to get Matvei Michkov in Philly as soon as possible. I like our future.
To be fair, right now, Rangers might just sweep everybody. They've yet to lose a playoff game, and they could win their 8th straight today.
I'm not so sure about our goaltending though. Before Hart got arrested we had a legit goalie tandem which is my theory on why we won so many games during that time. Sadly, Hart was a sexual abuser so he was arrested and we had to overuse Errson to the point of him running out of gas. Our other goalies sucked.
The Flyers definitely have a bright future, especially after the season that they had this year. Yes, you may have missed the playoffs and went on that losing streak, but that's pretty much irrelevant compared to your other seasons you had so far this decade, so consider it a W. Next year, I expect Philly to be a playoff team around second or third in the metro division
@@thephoenixxm4160 Let's give Fedotov a full season before labelling him one way or another. But yeah, it looked to be a good tandem with Hart and Ersson together. Irrespective of whether he's a sexual abuser or not, the whole business has tainted Hart's image for the foreseeable future. There will still be someone who will take him on whenever that may be. Either way, this team definitely was more enjoyable to watch - it's amazing what firing Chuck Fletcher would do.
Any series would have been better than that Caps series though. Caps knew from the jump they didn't belong there and were going to get smoked. Ovechkin looked like he just straight up took an on ice vacation the entire series as well. He was public ice skating, not playing playoff NHL hockey.
DADONOVVV!!!!!!! I love the 2BC references every single time!!!!!!!
As a Sharks fan, I can finally say it was worth it.
Indeed.
Only 19 wins is brutal but I feel that is the worst they will get
*TANK CITY BABY! WOOOOOOOOO-*
As a Wild fan, thank you for acquiring Celebrini. If Chicago got it I would have wanted to die.
Woohoo we got the #1 overall pick
Tree, at 17:27, you nailed it. The Blues should have kept Pat Maroon. Maroon is a hometown boy. The first and only St. Louisan to win The Cup for his boyhood team. The first and only St. Louisan to eat toasted ravioli with marinara from the Stanley Cup. The first and only St. Louisan to win THREE Stanley Cups in a row!
“Their consolation prize is a set of Everyday earbuds from Raycon”
Imagine if this was a game show
Wheel of discipline goes pretty hard bro
@Urinating Tree It fills me with bliss and pride hearing the coveted NHL 2000 music in the background. Thank you Tree. 😊
Loved it as well! NHL2000 was a childhood favorite on the PS1! 👏🏻🎮🏒🥅
Which team had that music?
I can’t place it
San Jose's garbage season was worth it in the end. The first overall pick is yours. Now don't ruin Macklin Celebrini.
As a Philadelphia Flyers fan: expect disappointment & you'll never be disappointment.
At least we have the Crew, cause the Bluejackets ain’t looking like they’ll bring me joy in awhile.
Montreal has Jacob Fowler in the pipeline. I think you stand pat on goalie, Monty and Primeau can form a solid tandem that won’t cost you games. In the meantime, weaponize the plethora of left handed defencemen and draft picks you’ve accrued and try to get some more young, undervalued forwards to add up front.
Ride out the next few years of the Gallagher and Anderson deals and be ready to start contending for 2026-27. I expect playoffs before then and someone please wrap Kirby Dach in bubble wrap
As a Sharks fan, I'm hoping and praying they bring in the right coach who can develop the young core. The last thing I want to see is Smith and Celebrini wasting their 1st few years away.
Ron Francis finally found a steady goaltender in his GM tenure. What did it cost? Everything.
For Seattle's fourth NHL season, I'll be curious to see what new voice they'll hire and the upcoming youth (hello Shane Wright). Perhaps it's a good thing the Kraken aren't taking the same trajectory as Vegas?
I don't think their success can be duplicated considering it hinges in large part on Mark Stone magically getting healthy every playoffs after being out the regular season. 😁
@@flerglnerglvery original
As a Sabres fan, I look forward to being the most hyped team of the offseason again and fall flat on our faces again. May Tage Thompson and UPL be bright spots on a team that otherwise has nobody show up again, amen.
Tage didn’t play well until the back part of the year this year though. I just hope we bring up some of the talent we have in our prospect pool.
The Coyotes is a weird one. An Inept Team with great Logos and Jerseys. No rivals really so other fans never hated them. Good Merch Sales because of their Logos being cool, but quite possibly the worst ownership in Sports History.
Never been a fan of hockey, but I am fan of Tree and how he breaks it down so I will always watch
Best playoffs of any sport
I did drink the cool aid with the penguins. I actually thought they would bullshit their way into playoff versus the Rangers. They would have put up a better show than the capitals did.
All hail the glorious insanity of playoff Hockey.
Love the videos as always Tree.
Montréal is on the rise...We have a first line and will build a second soon !! Can't wait for next year, the prospect pool looks gorgeous now !
Sure you are lmfao. Oh wow. 1 full line. No goalies still
@JarradBruessel32 just 4 to 5 in development...it's not too bad. Hugues will have to analyze his data to see if he gets one this summer.
@@jean-philippedoyon9904 yeah and montembault and primeau are soooo good. Meanwhile cossa is stonewalling GR to the next round in the playoffs and has posted a .920+ save percentage in his last 30 games...
@@JarradBruessel32 Ignore him buddy. We've all been on copium since 1993, and we relapsed after 2021. It common in Montreal trust me.
This is the most hopeful I’ve been about the Flyers in many, many years, Danny Briere has been absolutely killing it as GM so far and we could apparently see Matvei Michkov in North America sooner than expected. They still have other issues that need fixed before they’re real contenders but it doesn’t feel wrong to hope anymore, which is the most I can possibly ask for with the Flyers given their past decade+ of ineptitude
8:33
Raymond and Seider really stepped up when Larkin was injured to be fair, Compher, Fabbri, Ras and Kane all dealt with day to day injuries when he was down as well.
Raymond's the biggest diver in the league
@@markh4545454 No he isn't
Revisiting the 2019 NHL draft from 5 years ago would be v interesting as a video I think
Tree, you look great! What a journey. Great work on building those arms too!!
We are so back
Not mentioning Lucas Raymond break out season during the wings section is disappointing
No one cares about him
@@GooseGumlizzardwrong
Raymond's been a beast. I just didn't know where to really put it (along with Seider's continued emergence).
Washington passes Detroit only to be swept to the pits of hell in the first round
Tree has a beautiful place, glad to see him living well in that RayCon ad💜 good to see hard work pay off
Anaheim makes me cry so much!
Hopefully Cutter doesn’t get bored in the next few seasons and force a trade to play with his hero Sidney before he retires.
You lost a lot of weight. Looking good man. Hopefully one day I can figure it out. Also, came here for football videos but absolutely love your Hockey stuff. Thanks man
I liked that flyers segment!! There's a lot to like about that group. Even if they did miss post season, I'm proud of em!
shouldve said the blackhawks story was "connor bedard, and everyone died"
"The Sharks answer to Dick Tarnstrom" lol. God, I've been waiting forever for someone else to reference that guy again.
Damn, a Raycon ad. Thats a blast from the past!
I almost go Yinzer mode when tree does a hockey video.
Hearing the bell in the Flyers portion made me think I was watching the injuries section of ‘This Week in NFL Sportsball.’
Looking good, Tree! The free time from no Penguins playoff games really paid off!
(cries in sad Blackhawk noises)
"How long will Columbus fans tolerate this?"
It's a question I asked myself when Phoenix was announced to be leaving. We have a loyal fanbase that put up with a lot of bullshit, but it can't last forever. It never does. If the current trajectory continues, I expect us to be on the chopping block for a relocation some day. It sucks.
The Art Modell rule will slow relocation down if it ever comes to that.
One thing that is lost on many is that Columbus is a very fast growing city. Many, many people in the building are new to the city, and see it as one of the only things to do in the city. They aren't necessarily "fans."
Thanks for Dadonov Ottawa, he's been a staple for the Stars
The fact you referenced Leisure Suit Larry is insane and hilarious 😂
its good day when utree upload hockey video
Notice that other than being terrible, injuries were the main culprit of a lot of these teams not making it
The Devils would have still made it if they had competent goaltending. I think Tree has a soft spot for us and that’s why he’s so angry, he did the same thing for the Sharks as they were circling the drain.
I can tell you that not even Montreal fans know of the true potential of the Montreal Canadiens right now, precisely because of injuries. For a good chunk of the season they were effectively out of an entire second line due to this problem, how do you expect to keep up with any team in these circumstances?? They're far better than that, it's just that nobody really knows how much better.
Apparently Celebrini has ties to the Sharks from youth hockey, and the idea of someone with potentially some excitement to play in SJ makes me happy.
His dad works for the Golden State Warriors, I think as part of the medical staff.
Leisure Suit Larry reference... Gold!
As a redwing fan our goaltending is definitely our need for the next season
What's exhausting about being a 5th Liner here in Columbus (besides, yknow, EVERYTHING) is that the Monsters are *incredible*. Jet Greaves just played an absolutely insane game to move them to the next round of the Calder playoffs. I don't know why it doesn't translate. Maybe we should swap coaches.
Bard Larsen says hello
If Meruelo gets another shot with an expansion team in Phoenix, youre right back to square one on why the Coyoyes left in the first place
As an Oiler's fan besides bringing suffering and misery to the LA Kings nothing brings me more joy then seeing the Flames return to poverty status.
Don't be too confident. Cup or bust this year. I'm rooting for you guys but your team doesn't make it easy
You can always tell when there is no NFL to cover by noticing that tree is NOT ignoring hockey.
The final nail in the Yotes coffin in this video: a goal against scored by Matthews, assisted by Knies. Coyotes ForNever.
Red Canyon F-Zero for the kraken.
Once again tree giving F-zero some lovin!
Some day he’ll play Kraken of the Sea from Earthbound for them
I laughed way too much at the : ''Sorry Sens fans, this clown train doesn't have any brakes'' with the circus music in the background. On that note, isn't that wild that the Sens had a 1st round pick docked for forgetting to send in upgraded paperwork, but actively hiding for a decade a player being sexually assaulted, nan, that's cool, here's a 1 million dollar ticket.
The Blackhawks deserve their failure for what they did. This scandal will never go away, not even if they win another cup.
@@Fuyu_Arashi99 i know, but that's my point.
Forget to send a fax on July 1st : 1st pick penalty.
Cover up a sexual assault of a black ace prospect during playoff run : . That's cool bro, keep your picks.
i feel bad for arizona losing their team to incompetent owners. however utah finally gets to exist, huzzah. i hope they learned from the kraken about how to brand a team. they did a good job targeting unique colors and an interesting logo and name combo. and if arizona can get the yotes back later aswell then all will be fine. i just cant stand the thought of an nhl without those cool ass jerseys.
I’m fine with my ducks tanking all these years. Keep loading up on talent and trading guys who have no value when this team is competitive down the road.
10:42 MONTY!!! He’s starting for the Canadians? I remember when he was playing for my T-birds a couple years ago.nice to know he made it!
And he's been insanely hyped up since we traded Allen. He'll be our starter for a while bar any serious injury
3:29 Jurassic Park Rampage Edition. Takes me back to the very depths of my childhood
leasure suit larry reference 👌👌👌
"Everyone died...The end" 😂😂
I like that NHL 2003 music in the beginning
I dont know how to feel as a sharks fan like you said the team is recognizable yet the future is bright
16:11 when someone asks me what’s the fourth biggest city in france
If anyone is curious about which team doesn't have a Stanley Cup 4 team out of the Eastern Conference, don't have one are: Florida Panthers, Buffalo Sabers, Ottawa Senators, and the Columbia Blue Jackets and 7 out of the Western Conference are: Minnesota Wild, Seattle Kraken, Winnipeg Jets, "Arizona Coyotes", Nashville Predators, Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose Sharks 🤔
Ah my yearly debrief of the hot pile of garbage that is the Buffalo Sabres. I'm glad Kevyn Adams can confidently say Lindy Ruff isn't a nostalgia hire. Cue Terry Pegula: "REMEMBER 2006 AND THE DALLAS CREASE GOAL? BRING LINDY BACK"
I went to my first AA meeting for help told them the jackets are my team , they put a tap in just for me
13:22 the Good Old Boys Club takes full effect.
As a CBJ fan, Sisyphus had it better than this team. At least he could push the boulder to the top of the mountain before it rolled back to the bottom. Columbus at most barely makes it halfway before the boulder rockets into the air, comes plummeting down, bounces on top of them and crushes them a couple dozen times, and then gathers mud on the way back down that hardens into rock, making the boulder even bigger for the next go-round. Deleting the franchise could be considered a mercy killing after twenty-four years of misery and futility.
Yeah I couldn't take it anymore after the Babcock fiasco. If the Jackets are in the playoff hunt when football season ends, I will watch. Otherwise nope! Tired of this crap.
Honestly, the whole Hocky Canada situation is wild. The fact it took this long for charges to be brought on these players is shocking yet not surprising.
As a Sharks fan, *life is pain* but let’s gooooo we got first pick! There’s a minuscule hope we start a good rebuild!
Man I miss Pavelski… And Thornton… and Marleau… actually just send me back to 2016 where I was happy.
Surely the Red Wings made the playoffs.
Nice Leisure Suit Larry reference
Pouring one out for Arizona hockey. RIP.
I see you played FF7 Rebirth by adding Aerith’s Theme. Nice touch
LOVE THE CHA CHA NOVA SONG WITH SAN JOSE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please tell me you're doing a video on the dumpster fire of the new Arena Football League once that mess is all said and done. It is already real close to a Bishop Sycamore/Albany Empire-tier trainwreck!
Oh it's coming. It just needs a bit more time to cook.
For the Wild, I was pleasantly surprised with how well we did this year. We weren't even eliminated until the last couple weeks, and that was with the injury trouble. Faber was amazing and Rossi was promising. Next year, we probably won't win a playoff series, but I do expect us to at least make it back there.
John Hynes will hold you back. I know from experience.
I like the general plan and direction my Blues are taking but man would I love if Brady Tkachuk has enough of OTT and demands a trade. Couldn’t win the sweepstakes for his brother but Brady would look great in Blue
Sheldon Keefe gets hired in New Jersey, the Devils go on to win the Cup next year. Because that's the Leafiest way that could go.
Given how he did more with little on defense, I am all for it
16:01 As a Liverpool fan this one hurt
Lol 12:30 the 2bc "Dadanaovvvv"
Just a patient Hurricanes fan waiting for our video on Sunday/Monday!
RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I love how the Blackhawks got the NFL on Fox Injury Theme. Seems fitting.
I can endure...I saw Cups in 2008, 2013, 2015. May God grant I live to see one more...Let's Go Hawks.
Let's never forget that this year, Corey Perry was like a father to Connor Bedard !!
Thanks Barstool Sports….
Here we go
@UrinatingTree or someone else, where can you find the music from NHL2000 at 13:30? I can’t find it anywhere on Spotify for example…
As a Flames fan, I’m not worried about the next few few years. It’s about time we went through some tough decisions-putting it off for years and years has been the worst, finally being bad and shooting for picks and prospects for the future is the logical step at this point in the cycle of a hockey club’s life. You can’t always be good, and you can’t always be okay. That’s fine. The Flames fans that have accepted this are the ones that are optimistic to the future. The ones that haven’t can be found whining on the comments, saying “sell this person”, “sell that person”.
Thought this would be the year for my Sabres finally , but ofc not loll, hopefully Lindy Ruff can light a fire and get this team to the playoffs.
I have no real complaints about Ruff in NJ, he’ll get you back there I think
The second round is pretty good so far this year
It's a bloodbath, good entertainment for a neutral fan ngl. Since Nashville got bounced in the first, I embrace the insanity.
The way it ended for Detroit was just so painful. Those final two games against Montreal sitting on the edge of your seat in full panic mode the whole time, only for Raymond to save our ass both nights, were so intense. And for it all to come crashing down because of a lousy empty net goal in another game, after the Flyers may have well been robbed earlier in the game, just really hurt bad. I know we did it to ourselves playing like shit without Larkin, and not beating the Capitals a week prior when we had the chance, but to come up short because of a faulty tiebreaker rule and one little thing not falling our way sucks. At least the Capitals got what they deserve for it being swept. And we're still on the rise, we'll be back next year with our talent in the minors coming up. Just have to learn from this and grow as a team.