Reacting to your nutbag comments (June 2024) | Auto Expert John Cadogan

[@FreakinPeanut]

My favourite saying:
"Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud...you'll think you're winning until you realise the pig is enjoying every minute of it"

[@kevinbarry71]

And you might even realize that you were wrong

[@phprofYT]

I have only known one engineer that I would say is truly joyful and had a personality everyone wants to be around. John is not that person. I still love him, however. He just looks like a grumpy bear that needs a hug.

[@grimreaper6112]

They dont know everything thats why aircraft continue to fall out of the sky.

[@reasonablespeculation3893]

@@grimreaper6112 there are engineers , and then there are DEI "engineers"

[@rossatkinson3160]

@@grimreaper6112 that would be the been counters, same reason roads fall apart.

[@orwellboy1958]

I'm sorry John, I must be your most boring viewer as I just tend to shut up and listen to someone who knows better than I do.

[@gasgas2689]

That'll be your wife, presumably?

[@robbeevors3757]

You forgot your emoji 😎

[@paulsiebert4863]

Orwell,
Tsk, tsk, tsk - this is how we got here.
You have a brain. It is no less than anyone else's.

[@ENDWOKEDEGENERACY]

Beta male

[@zigziar]

And that's your first mistake... the old 'authority fallacy'... Think critically, it's good for you.

[@Doonaree]

The best accessory for my vernier calipers is my mobile phone. Just take a photo and stretch the pic to get the fine measurement easily

[@brianmarshall7214]

Johnno, from an 'old fella' 74 years young, keep up with your excellent work mate!
Thanks for the educational entertainment.
Don't forget that their are many people who 'sit' on their brains! Just saying! Heard that somewhere before dude!

[@andrej2321]

Love the shirt! A photon walks into a hotel. Can we help you with your luggage. The photon says: No thanks, I’m traveling light. Also, I am a bit on the spectrum.

[@SteveEddy-od7fb]

Ha Ha Ha 😂 that's a good one 😅

[@gregnicholl9011]

A picture is worth a thousand words, emojis really can convey a lot very easily and quickly. In the hands of someone creative and funny they can be hilarious in ways that words just can't. I'll give you an example, years ago at work I had to go in for a meeting with my boss. I don't remember the situation but I do remember my mate asking how it went. It came in the form of a message just like this: 🥕 or🍍? I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard!

[@iampennochio]

Well it's a Kia and we all know plastic don't rust.

[@gasgas2689]

Yes, but in the 1960's Ford invented bio-degradable plastic. The plastic nut that held the gearstick in the gearbox would disintegrate leaving you waving the gearstick around in the air conducting musical cars. Everyone else used a steel screwed cap for the job so the gearstick stayed where it was originally intended. Ford has progressed to using rubber drive belts in the sump oil now - engine goes kaputt faster than a Russian tank in Ukraine.

[@TheHungrySlug]

@@gasgas2689 Blasted immersed timing belts. The worst thing to ever be put on diesel and petrol engines.
They also claim it is superior to timing chains and dry timing belts.

[@user-dc8gu7qc9g]

You obviously haven't owned a Holden or Falcon, at least Kia does plastic well

[@RogerM88]

You should do a video about the new wonder of automotive engineering, wet timing belts. Oil plus a rubber belt, what could possible go wrong?

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

Honda generators (EU2200, Eu2000 et al) have used and still do use rubber timing belts..
17k to 35k hours running no worries.
Ford car engine rubber belts...big problems.
Ford should talk to Honda's rubber belt suppliers????

[@Cheepchipsable]

@@JohnSmith-pl2bk It's almost like they construct the belt differently or something...

[@jamesaustralian9829]

If the roof on my 20+ year old falcon can have bird poop for days and washed once every week or so, and be perfectly fine - youd expect no less from a new car.

[@Cheepchipsable]

Seems doubtful.
The majority of new cars will mark quite quickly from bird poop, depending on the volume of the crap and temp, much worse if it is in a pile.
It's far less noticeable on whites and light colours.

[@planesounds]

A difference here is that we're not talking bird poop. We're talking mammal poo. But you are correct. Contemporary paints should not have a step backwards in protective effects.

[@Tom-ce8ib]

Go easy on them John. They can't help it if they don't realise that you are a legend, duuuuuuude.

[@rossdavis2654]

#1 as it happens, I am a shit expert - the human kind (wastewater engineer)...and it is good for business

[@asajelfs8170]

Good job breakin it down.

[@peterolsen9131]

you can have a t-shirt that says " i'm number one with your number two's "

[@exothermal.sprocket]

"We do the crappy jobs, so you don't have to think much about your crappy jobs."

[@theredscourge]

4:00 Bird crap >does< etch clearcoat, but by no means does it etch through all the paint. I recently discovered a gigantic bird plop on my car that had been baking in the sun for 2 days and it did etch the paint such that chemicals could not take it off. I managed to remove it in less than 2 minutes with some car polish, a sander/polisher attachment for a cordless drill and a wool pad, and a microfiber cloth for a final hand buff to restore any remaining swirling. Only had the cordless drill spinning the pad for like 10 total sec (maybe 5 if it were a bigger pad). The key is ensuring the car is waxed a few times a year as that greatly slows down the etching process.

[@MattBlack6]

A container ship (or some sort of cargo carrying ship) hit a bridge in Tasmania one time. Nearly caused the loss of a fine Holden Monaro.

[@michaelsecomb4115]

Saw the car in the Motor Museum in Launceston.

[@SylviaGillard-yq7gj]

HEY!! Not all Queenslanders have banjos!! Some of us have ukuleles.

[@orffyreusk6556]

Yes. Lorenz accounts for Einstein's time dilation as v --> c. Which is also measurable when v

[@garyquinlan4075]

I have a 2018 Kia Sportage (bought through John) and am happy to report that the bumper you see can NEVER rust as IT IS NOT steel!

[@Cheepchipsable]

I've had a few people ask me if the scratch on their plastic bumper will rust.
I'm sure they know lots of things I don't, so I don't mock them, (too much anyway)

[@MacRODesign55]

John, Thin Sheet Nutserts result in minimal flange protrusion on the mating face. They are weaker because of this minimised flange. Also a bit more prone to Nutsert rotation failure after riveting. Love your work (fellow engineer retired and lifelong Mitsubishi owner and emoji non-user).

[@UncleJoeLITE]

Flying foxes are nocturnal, so if they garaged the Ranger at night, the bats must have broken in.

[@tonynewman3631]

BatCrime is a thing 🦇🦇

[@77gravity]

And the bats only poop on the roof, but not the bonnet?

[@jeepnutscotty]

And a garage is usually defined as having a roof and 4x walls, all enclosed. He may have been thinking of a carport with only a roof... Buy still that's some talented bats to do poo drops with military precision 😂

[@seaeagles6025]

Well said and narrated John. Keep up the great work and I always look forward to your videos.

[@David_Johnson_]

I've been educated today.
I too have been using the term Vernier to refer to the type of sliding measurement device, not realising it was specific to the actual gauge on the implement. I have both kinds - the sliding scale and the same device with the dial - and have previously referred to them both as Vernier calipers, believing the term was generic for that type of device.
Happy to have learned something today. Thanks John.

[@VaughanMunro-js4nr]

Love this channel. The engineering episodes are the best. I learned how to improve my Welding, and not kill myself while doing it. All the tools and machines in the Fat Cave are interesting. Keep them coming along. John,Thanks.

[@user-ze4ii6gk9m]

Love the content and the humor and sarcasm, bloody awesome mate keep it up change nothing !!!

[@jackblevel8296]

Sonax SX90. Just proving to your sponsor that we are paying attention.

[@gasgas2689]

Apparently we can buy it here in Europland, as well.😀

[@jonathanmichael66]

With considerable real world experience with sailing skiffs & yachts (some race car stuff also) the use of Duralac corrosion inhibitor compound works wonders. This is especially crucial with stainless steel rivets holding stainless steel fittings onto aluminium spars such as masts, booms and spinnaker poles. These fittings are often of a mission critical nature and corroding aluminium underneath them often results in catastrophic failure. Carbon fibre spars are similar too. The salt water and moist environment no doubt speeds up the process.
I am a massive fan have been an avid viewer for must be about 10 years.
Love your work keep it up!

[@richardbakos4970]

Nothing against you John, as a flogged out fitter and turner, all I can say is, god I can’t stand being told “LISTEN “ by the CZcams ad girl! Love your cold logic.

[@SnoopReddogg]

Will I get the same relieved feeling of 'I'm not shit enough' that I get when I watch Dashcam Owners Australia and I don't feature

[@davenorman8251]

My old boss was once a tank commander he used to have an undamaged tungsten pin on his desk that came from the projectile of tank round, dimensions were about 20mm x 75mm, it was found on a range field while conducting an excavation at a depth of about 10 feet...It was quite the find as they are almost never found intact and a nasty talking point to boot.

[@user-iy6de7qi1r]

I was going to mention the railway disaster, but you covered it so well! Some days your exasperation is simply dripping. Thanks, from the US. Respect from the US!

[@mongolike513]

Mate that sonax is exactly what I am looking for- a non solvent spray that leaves an oil protection!
Mr John, here is an idea …. do a segment on the incompetence of modern indicator lights at the front of newer cars.
My experience is that, especially at roundabouts, most cars seem to have the laziest most ill defined indicator lights that are often lost within crazy plastic light fittings. Please don’t tell me that I am whinging! No, put it down!

[@gasgas2689]

Also at roundabouts most cars are signalling right and turning left because their incompetent drivers are expecting the car to know where they are going, and cannot trouble themselves to turn off the indicator. Just watch for 30 seconds at a roundabout and you will see several do this.

[@mongolike513]

@@gasgas2689 that is also true.

[@mitchhigginson2248]

Love it when John does this type of program- it redefines crazy people 😂

[@philmcternan998]

I was a heavy equipment fitter for years and found "Engineers" were great at talking theory and useless at actually fixing anything or talking practical reality.

[@AutoExpertJC]

I've met some shit fitters too. It depends on the individual. Engineers who never had their hands on the tools are terrible.

[@TooOldToCare-kl3co]

As an electrician, with nearly 40yrs experience, I have never been handed a schematic from an electrical engineer, that I didn’t have to make drastic changes to, to get the desired result. All theory, no idea of reality. I only ever once ‘Wired, a control panel to ‘engineer specs’, under threat of loss of job, refused to power it up, then watched with the biggest shit eating grin, as said engineer applied power,causing the higher ups to quickly evacuate bowels when it exploded in their faces. Don’t agree with you on all engineers, apart from that, love your work.

[@jackfromthe60s]

@@TooOldToCare-kl3coI was an electronics engineer in a previous life. I had to advise the electrician wiring my house that he had managed to get the active and neutral reversed on a GPO. Incompetence doesn’t discriminate.

[@andyburnett8012]

​@AutoExpertJC I've never trained as an engineer or a fitter but have used many different tools over 45 years. I also know extremely clever people who have trained as an engineer with masters degrees. However I wouldn't trust them to change the brake blocks on my bicycle (insert rolling eyes emoji here).

[@jackfromthe60s]

@@andyburnett8012Why would you ask them to? That’s not what they are trained for.

[@gasgas2689]

Loprenz (Presumably a different Lorenz to your chap) designed a reallly reallly (with three Ls) complicated encyphering machine used by Hitler to talk to his Generals in WW2. It was reallly reallly difficult to decrypt, but a young genius called Bill Tutte worked out how it worked, without ever seeing one. It was a gazillion times more complex than the Enigma.

[@ianmoone2359]

Really liking that new Hauk Tuah lubricant in a can JC 👍

[@AutoExpertJC]

Me three.

[@paulputnam2305]

You’re absolutely correct. When I’m traveling 15 to 20 times the speed of light, I noticed it takes for-freaking-ever to stop. I used to think it was because I’ve been using brake cleaner in my brake fluid reservoir., but now I know better. Thanks!

[@bertloreto9507]

The Dunning-Kruger effect occurs when a person’s lack of knowledge and skill in a certain area causes them to overestimate their own competence. By contrast, this effect also drives those who excel in a given area to think the task is simple for everyone, leading them to underestimate their abilities.
A good example of the Dunning-Kruger effect: a person is so ignorant of a topic, that they don't realize that they are ignorant.

[@troy3456789]

The opposite is called imposter syndrome.

[@planesounds]

We have many politicians who fall into that category. Seems endemic around the world. To win the argument, find out how much your "opponent knows" and change the subject.

[@jesus_built_my_hotrod]

Still think the bin cam was a missed opportunity.

[@greghattingh3298]

Reasonably happy? Good grief , your program, your concern is simply the besterest. Many thanks Mr.John Cadogan

[@bruceedwards3366]

oh shit, i love the vids John, hard pressed to piss me off. im an engineer, ive seen so many fu#k wit things in my time, nothing surprises me....

[@garreysellars5525]

And as a diesel fitter 45 years so have I and mostly from engineers
Sorry no offence have worked with some great ones to

[@AutoExpertJC]

Engineers who never had their hands on a tool are a worry.

[@SHARPYDIV]

Hey John SuperSk1IIz was actually paying you a compliment you cranky old man lol some people do appreciate you.

[@stevescholey3479]

The other day I had a short time to get to the shop before it closed. I had to use my bike because of Rivnut in my car tyre.
My strategy was to go at the speed of light, strongly requested by wife No2, however I got tired long before I got any where near to the speed of light.
Just another factor to show you cannot cycle at the speed of light. I did weigh more on the way back as I got to the shop in time.
Food for thought.
Love the vid bye the way.

[@timlarcombe6831]

It's just the Bear Necessities, the simple Bear Necessities of life. Loved that Disney movie as kid in the 60's.

[@midafit]

I'm here for the comments on the comments, on the comments.

[@77gravity]

People at work constantly refer to the digital calipers as "verniers" - and I die a little inside each time. Most of them have no idea what vernier calipers are, or how they work.

[@jimbojones247]

'Grabs Popcorn'
This will be good!

[@WogChilli]

🍿

[@linvesel]

John, As a purveyor of relativistic realism I must correct you on your explanation of mass @speed of light. Not at 99.99%, but actually at the speed of light mass does not exist. Therefore, in the next 5-6 years extra large Hydron colliders will be deployed in medical field to treat obesity by eliminating mass.
Furthermore, with the current increase in the number of large passenger jets fitted with electric turbofan engines and electric jet engines which use no fossil fuels, keeping passenger weight to a minimum has become paramount. That’s why in the next couple of years we will see hydron collides fitted into the boarding ramps at airports, making sure to minimize the weight of passengers (selectively or otherwise) to a level so low, that it is beyond what the human mind can comprehend.

[@Parawingdelta2]

I read Ed Macy's 'Apache' and 'Hellfire' books some years ago. I remember using a 'white phosphorus' 'Energa' grenade (I believe now banned) in the Australian Army.

[@peterclancy3653]

The way I look at this relativity stuff is that galaxy’s at the edge of our known universe are travelling away from us at close to the speed of light, so relative to them we are going away from them at the same rate. My mass has not changed ( except a bit since I retired)

[@thetowndrunk988]

I was about to say- the older I get, the more I warp space/time. LOL

[@AndrewChandler-zp6nf]

I do like a bit of "Bear Metal".

[@DerykRobosson]

Ukraine has been using cluster munitions from the U.S. for quite some time now and not to any great effect unless you're civilian. Russia on the other hand is spinning up their manufacturing base to normal operating levels, churning out FAB-3000 glide kit equipped bombs. The small pellets of the ATACMS don't quite stack up, particularly when most are shot down.

[@paddymccarthy6212]

Gday John
Your nutcert video raised some questions.
Electrolysis!
Maybe an episode.
We all have mates that use stainless screws on their aluminium tinnies because they don’t rust, that stain is annoying!
Many use galvanised tecscrews
Education for the ones that slept through school.
Cheers

[@blackwoodrichmore4531]

Statistics suggest that only 51% of people make what could ordinarily be considered to be normal comments.
Then there's the rest of us...
🤠🍻👍🏻 Vroom Vroom!. 🚜

[@phprofYT]

51%? Why not 52% or 49.5%?

[@blackwoodrichmore4531]

@@phprofYT Because. So there.

[@MethaneHurricane]

51% sounds incredibly generous.

[@gregnicholl9011]

86.7% of people make up their own statistics.

[@UncleJoeLITE]

Evening frrom Kaaan-beerrra.
_I'm still happy with my 2022 Auto-Expert Suzuki Ignis btw ;-)_

[@biastv1234]

I had to laugh. One of the advertisements during this was free energy from the ground into electricity 🤦‍♂️

[@clubsportr08]

OK *At It* 😉😉
Nah not removing the emojis because writing it twice isn't fun.

[@denc6505]

I just love how you say things, to wind people up and make them see red. Again brilliantly delivered

[@lactobacillusprime]

I am rather cranky about so many things in life. I often feel a sense of relief when someone else is even crankier than me about things, that puts things in perspective really. In a way holding back my own crankiness in stark contrast to those doing the click clack keyboard warrior typing thing it a kind of is sort of an inverse pissing contest typing this here comment.
Combined with a sense of entertainment with a hint of a grin or a smile I rather enjoy viewing these videos. I wonder why this resonates as much as it does with my Dutch brain. Consider this a well meant mild compliment! Thank you.

[@greatpar]

Prime Mincer,
I was 49 seconds in and I just knew the rest of my evening was going a whole lot richer for watching. Looking forward to the end. Thank you

[@jeepnutscotty]

I subscribed a few videos ago John, so that muppet that left has already been replaced, and on that Welding video, I have no idea how them few fellas harped on about brake fluid, when I thought you were ultra clear on the warning for brake “cleaner” and not brake fluid 😂😂 must be all that bear metal going to their feeble minds and painted on ears 😂😂😂 love your work, not all us Qlders share the same genes haha

[@JohnSmith-pl2bk]

Grizzly "bear" metal....or "brown" bear metal?

[@123hoffie]

Hi there JC. I'd like to see your take on concentric hub spacers and the benefits of left foot braking in an automatic equipped vehicle, I'll get the 🍿 popcorn ready !!

[@VMVarga-yf6eg]

I have often wondered when watching your videos what your go to lubricant is. Thanks for the clarification 🫶

[@williamfry6087]

Good to hear from you John.

[@peterrichards1058]

John great channel and enjoy watching. These tungsten munitions have been used in artillery and tank rounds as well . The copper v or shaped material is also effective in explosive charges beehives bore hole charges . Depleted uranium munitions designed in the same manner were used in the first gulf war and thankfully not used when I served in Iraq in 2003 against. The Apache helicopters made short work of an Iraqi t72 , which I seen peppered with this ammunition.

[@geneva760]

CHEERS from AUSTRALIA

[@mddell24]

Riv-nuts - very glad I saw that episode - cheers. Yeah, a lot of easily triggered/incensed/offended ppls these days.
Hopefully gen-z ... will be able to look back one day and say, "what was in the water back then!"
All good.

[@davidheath2427]

Oh John , I'm a beard stroking big 4x4 owner who loves dingo piss creek camping. Now i don't think you have ever been there . But trust me when i say you can't get there in a Tesla. And doubt your Mitsubishi would get there . But i do live in hope that you will one day learn the joy of beard stroking. 😅😂❤. Love ya work mate .

[@craigo7235]

He will never know what he is missing.

[@tomcat1370]

Brilliant video once again John. Interesting, informative and highly entertaining. More reaction videos required I think. Top man, thanks from Adrian.

[@SteveEddy-od7fb]

John after watching the daily alphabet soup Ken and Barbie news i need some humor so i watch you and love your sarcasm! Keep up the good humor retired Auto Truck mechanic Steve in the US

[@ateamfan42]

@9:44 "Bear Metal" would be a good name for a band.

[@peterwooldridge7285]

I'm sick and tired of CZcamsrs like you abusing the art of alliteration...it has got to STOP...( the bit in upper case is me shouting ).
Thanks for your witty, often caustic, yet insightful posts 😂😂

[@AutoExpertJC]

MY PLEASURE!

[@GSimpsonOAM]

Yes, one can get countersunk riv-nuts for flush fitting applications.

[@steveallen1340]

E=mc2 would have to be the most famous equation, yet some people don’t notice the m and the c are on the same side.

[@jasoncee666]

Take that cap off ya big C 😂

[@I-have-a-brain_and-use-it]

Interesting comment about the stainless nut certs in steel .
I would really like to see those results
I too have studied metallurgy managing to be accepted for a position at the NSWGR lab just before the site was closed down which precipitated the closure of the metals industry in NSW
As you should know all corrosion is a galvanic reaction so any 2 different metal in contact with each other + something to complete the circuit creates a galvanic cell which leads to corrosion .
Even different stress levels in the same metal will make a galvanic cell as will the boundaries between the pearlite & cementite phases in plain carbon steel.
Unless the steel around the hole drilled to insert the riv-nut was normalized the edges of the hole will make a galvanic cell with the rest of the steel panel .
These were fun experiments I gave to my students to do as it was easy to do a colourmetric proof of the cells forming the fun came when trying to actually measure the galvanic voltages between say an upset nail head , the indentations from the clamp when the head was upset and the rest of the wrought shank .
I will not dispute that a galvanic cell will be produced but unless it was say on a boat trailer that regularly immerses in salt water I would doubt the significance of the galvanic actions between the stainless and the body steel.
Even more so because different stress levels in the same piece of metal also create galvanic cells
So for the afore mentioned rivet there is one between the flange and the body , There is another whole series of them between those indentations & the body and this will be before it is even set .
Once set there will be multiple galvanic cells right along the newly formed flange , and a massive one where the metal folds back on itself then another series between the remainder of the body & the newly formed flange on both sides of the flange.
Then as with everything protected by galvanizing the zinc is sacrificial so will be consumed by the Zn-Fe cell till eventually it is all gone and this is assuming that the galvanizing / plating does not crack & split during the setting process in which case it will be consumed even faster due to multiple cells being formed.
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This is particularly relevant now days as the time interval between the vehicles crossing the driveway at the car dealers and the same vehicle crossing the driveway at the St Marys shredder ( should Sims still have it here ) gets exponentially shorter with each new model as we consume ourselves into extinction.
I have never dropped nut cert into a dish of Agar but it would have been interesting to do an unused one against a set one then a set one of different metals into different metals to see just how aggressive the reactions were then of course some salt water accelerated corrosion samples , weighed to determine the actual loss of materials which I do not think would be significant unless you were say a manufacturer of new cars adverse to creating possible warranty claims no matter how remote the chances were .

[@russh6414]

I disagree with everything that you have said in your video. Wait, strike that, reverse it.😂

[@tonyjourneyman1944]

I bearly understood any of the speed of light stuff.

[@OtherDalfite]

Mass doesn't change, but it feels like it does. Gets harder and harder to accelerate in any direction as you get closer to the speed of light. Eventually your energy to accelerate towards the speed of light any further results in more and more energy being required hence why "nothing can travel at the speed of light"

[@geoffmoroney9283]

Hey John, nice chuck.

[@AutoExpertJC]

I call it 'Norris'

[@adoreslaurel]

I can back part of the Bat Shit story, when they crap on by brick fence, if i dont get to it before it "sets" [like concrete] I need a hammer and chisel to remove it, don't know what is in their digestive system but a bricklayer could sure use the wet stuff.

[@timbo365]

It’s like watching the muppet show!😂

[@maxbrazel604]

You are just a classic John, always have been mate, so proud of you and some of these segments that you bring up, as you just crack me up 😂😂😂

[@davidpickard9393]

A Big man can admit when he gets it wrong😢😅😂

[@margarita8442]

your correct about steam engines darlanks, is way to go

[@bruceedwards3366]

Love the five finger death punch tee worn in previous vids, they do a wicked Kenny cover...

[@gregchapman6056]

I love your Web pages, I love sarcasm

[@anomamos9095]

16:52 what a silly idea.
If the material is thick enough to counter sink the flange of a rivnut aka nutsert then it’s thick enough to tap a thread into.
If the material is too soft or weak to hold a thread then counter sinking it would be a stupid idea also.
I’m not sure about galvanic corrosion on stainless steel into mild steel , unless it’s being used as a grounding point or it is exposed to a lot of water I don’t think the metals are sufficiently dissimilar to setup an electric current needed for corrosion to occur. Stainless steel is mostly just ordinary steel with some chromium and nickel mixed in.
Even so it is always best practice to paint the bare metal or use thread locker or even superglue on the shell of the rivnut to seal out moisture.

[@cghn8997]

I would like to see more workshop vids.

[@ScottMurrayBestFamilyCars]

Have at it?! Why, them's fighting words. (Which I'll respectfully decline to act upon.)

[@larryberry2436]

Mr. Cadogan, as an auto expert, an engineer, and someone with a grasp on physics, could you enlighten me on something that I have wondered about for years? If you are in your car traveling at the speed of light, and then you turned on your headlights, what would happen? A bonus question; would it matter if your headlights were incandescent or LEDs (as incandescent bulbs are slower to reach optimal illumination)?

[@user-vn6nz2vx7y]

i don't know what's more painful, listening to JC going on about these crap comments or top gear australia!

[@gmpltd114]

Funny as hell John, sore sides from laughing.
Cheers, Greg, Queenstown NZ. 🙂

[@alanhilder1883]

Travelling at "C". You are at rest, everything else is going at "C". Everything you feel etc is exactly like you are at rest. How hard is it to turn the universe around to change direction?

[@RandomRants525]

The therory bit at the end. Is that the same as that episode of the Flash when he belived that if he ran fast enough he would be indestructible. 🏃👍

[@johnwade1095]

According to my calculator, the mass of a dude travelling at the speed of light is E
Whatever that means.
Glad that's settled.

[@charliepyle1626]

Thanks for the apology on the stainless.

[@AutoExpertJC]

No wukkas.

[@carlsnieders7237]

put a standard size spare in the boat trailer that also has same stud pattern as the tow car.

[@madmick3794]

I worked at a chemical factory that made car wash for quite some time. From our testing it showed if your car is kept clean then animal droppings take quite a while to make any difference all to any paint work.

[@Chrisamic]

Trump is already using that one.

[@RichWithTech]

@@Chrisamic What does that even mean?

[@asajelfs8170]

Its good to be questioned and I hope I am here to do it and I like you John.

[@andrej2321]

The rivnut episode was one of the best, Def not for them light hearted nutserts!

[@heathcornbeef]

John you could paint us some pictures of a rusty ranger

[@heathcornbeef]

Use crayons for us plebs

[@roostercogburn1984]

Comedy gold, love it John.

[@bilgerat7694]

Thanks for sharing mate