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  • čas přidán 28. 04. 2024
  • Jordan Klepper tackles Trump’s new branded Bibles and how right-wing media is rushing to blame the Baltimore bridge collapse on Democratic policy. Plus, Josh Johnson weighs in on Florida’s social media ban for children under 14, and what this means for the rising generation of schoolyard bullies. #DailyShow #Comedy #JordanKlepper
    00:00 - Jordan Klepper Welcome
    00:21 - Trump Announces His Latest Business Venture: Bibles
    02:33 - GOP’s Reaction to the Bridge
    04:57 - Ron DeSantis Signs Social Media Ban for Children
    07:20 - Josh Johnson Weighs in on Florida’s Social Media Ban
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  • @batmanwins5701
    @batmanwins5701 Před měsícem +1849

    Wow! Selling Bible's now! I'm an atheist but even I am offended on behalf of Christians. That's so gross.

    • @owenmeier
      @owenmeier Před měsícem +59

      Thanks bro that means a lot 💯

    • @Philosophyrules77
      @Philosophyrules77 Před měsícem +96

      Same man! I’m offended on their behalf. It’s blasphemy and disgusting and I can’t believe are falling for this.

    • @mrsdraper171
      @mrsdraper171 Před měsícem +35

      Same here.

    • @fuehnix
      @fuehnix Před měsícem +29

      Yet they don't care

    • @HouseOfAlastrian
      @HouseOfAlastrian Před měsícem +74

      I'm agnostic myself and yet even I am disgusted with the blatant heresy.

  • @THE-X-Force
    @THE-X-Force Před měsícem +674

    You can't spell hatred without a red hat.

  • @normanautrey9274
    @normanautrey9274 Před měsícem +399

    Just as wearing an American flag on your lapel doesn't make you a patriot, thumping on a grifter's bible doesn't make you a Christian.

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Před měsícem +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @havefaith4358
      @havefaith4358 Před měsícem +7

      Thank you!

    • @xarzu
      @xarzu Před měsícem

      Yeah but there is this. Voting for Biden because you hate Trump is like voting for Castro because you hat Batista. It will f us all over forever. Hate, like love, is blind.

    • @Tesla...
      @Tesla... Před měsícem +6

      @Norman: But, but Trump has "many" all over his home. Doesn't he get Christian points for that?

    • @i_forget9691
      @i_forget9691 Před měsícem

      ​@@user-cm8xp1oy3qmy lñ he uses them as door stops

  • @BahamutBreaker
    @BahamutBreaker Před měsícem +383

    “The Bible, and The Constitution… Trump has never read either.”
    The most important truth of our times, perhaps.

    • @linegrant4605
      @linegrant4605 Před měsícem +3

      It's a slap in God's face💯

    • @gracierodriguez676
      @gracierodriguez676 Před měsícem +6

      i doubt he never opened A bible.😅

    • @jgorge2702
      @jgorge2702 Před měsícem +4

      @@gracierodriguez676 I doubt he ever opened a bible!

    • @Jerry-up8bk
      @Jerry-up8bk Před 29 dny

      trump IS SUCH a LIAR!, he Fought the U.S CONSTITUTION EVERY step of the way, And if Reelected WILL AGAIN! What does his BASE see in him ?

    • @wingman416
      @wingman416 Před 28 dny

      I hear if you put "Armitrage" on a cue card, he will sh@rt himself!

  • @MurphyYves
    @MurphyYves Před měsícem +4760

    America's infrastructure needs updating and most Republicans voted against the infrastructure bill

    • @lephtovermeet
      @lephtovermeet Před měsícem +532

      Then bragged and took credit for the benefits when it hit their district!

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 Před měsícem +87

      True dat

    • @dcptiv
      @dcptiv Před měsícem

      I saw a doco that said It's all so old & because the new just gets built over the old then can't be updated without bankrupting the country & every state.

    • @MoreThanLessRJeh
      @MoreThanLessRJeh Před měsícem +114

      @@lephtovermeetper usual

    • @Notfiveo0
      @Notfiveo0 Před měsícem +84

      Florida goes how Russia goes….

  • @ObviousPseudonym
    @ObviousPseudonym Před měsícem +2344

    “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
    ― James Waterman Wise

    • @freddywilliams2430
      @freddywilliams2430 Před měsícem +14

      😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @TruthOverFear21
      @TruthOverFear21 Před měsícem +94

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Před měsícem

      Trump isn't a fascist, he's a conman. No more, no less.

    • @zacharyyoung1083
      @zacharyyoung1083 Před měsícem

      When all the horrible and illegal business practices culminate in a person without a care for a single person but himself, it shall be named Donald Trump.
      - Every Person Living on Earth except MAGA Republican Sheep

    • @user-ij6ve3rw6s
      @user-ij6ve3rw6s Před měsícem +1

      he means when europeans came to palestine the nazis hided in the crowde and they waved there flags ahhaahaha

  • @danhaffey9291
    @danhaffey9291 Před měsícem +119

    Love to see Josh Johnson get some exposure!! Been watching his standup. That guy is sharp and he kills it!!

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge Před 29 dny +3

      Yeah that segment was really fun.

    • @chrisbluma7942
      @chrisbluma7942 Před 29 dny +3

      Just thinking the same thing. He's great.

    • @sarahhull9445
      @sarahhull9445 Před 27 dny +2

      Yes!!! I've loved him for years now and he is starting to get the recognition he deserveS!

  • @grittyfaithgrittyfacts
    @grittyfaithgrittyfacts Před měsícem +37

    Josh Johnson! Yes my favorite NY stand up comic! Daily Show is smart!!

  • @xiong994
    @xiong994 Před měsícem +1777

    The least Christian ex-president selling Bibles..if that's not grifting, idk what is🤨

    • @barzdinstone3831
      @barzdinstone3831 Před měsícem +120

      Hes no christian, he just knows the dribbling rubes need him to be, and just like them lip service is enough.

    • @Sli8ht
      @Sli8ht Před měsícem +105

      Buying one seems like it’d be sacrilegious.

    • @benrockefeller6334
      @benrockefeller6334 Před měsícem

      Yeah. The dumbest part is that Trump seems to think that the pledge of allegiance is a founding document of the US... despite being created at least after the Civil War, if not WW1.

    • @medde655
      @medde655 Před měsícem

      The magamorons will clamor to buy trump's bibles, but most of them can't even read, lol

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr Před měsícem

      They really are only looking for the lip service. These tRumpers love it.​@@barzdinstone3831

  • @cannibalgrape9863
    @cannibalgrape9863 Před měsícem +1907

    A Bible containing the founding documents of a nation is about the most fascist thing I've ever seen.

    • @bigoldgrizzly
      @bigoldgrizzly Před měsícem +82

      and probably printed upside down !

    • @shlock1558
      @shlock1558 Před měsícem +36

      Put "modern american" before fascist and I would agree 🤓

    • @santividal9387
      @santividal9387 Před měsícem

      It's just a caricature of the stereotypes of America. Trump selling books that are half bible half American constitution. And people will buy it. Holly...

    • @tinat.4508
      @tinat.4508 Před měsícem +234

      “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.”
      - Sinclair Lewis

    • @bunnyfernwood
      @bunnyfernwood Před měsícem +67

      Who needs separation of church and state 😅

  • @LuisCContreras
    @LuisCContreras Před měsícem +40

    Josh Johnson is hilarious and Klepper is always best at his quick-witted ways.

  • @dokukarmagad12578
    @dokukarmagad12578 Před měsícem +29

    Overall a great episode. That bit performed by Josh Johnson was excellent.

  • @Adam.Langton
    @Adam.Langton Před měsícem +1344

    Imagine how BAD of a "Christian" you'd have to be to find this acceptable. But I bet there's a million of them.

    • @007Julie
      @007Julie Před měsícem

      To his followers this only proves how “Godly” of a man Trump is. They’re so blind they can’t see he’s a charlatan, a wolf in sheep’s clothing, a man who would say anything to get back into power and to destroy his “enemies”.

    • @targetseeker
      @targetseeker Před měsícem +93

      77 million at least

    • @sonofradium4835
      @sonofradium4835 Před měsícem +64

      Try 70 million.

    • @TheLastWalenta
      @TheLastWalenta Před měsícem +99

      As an atheist, I have to say, this is bedrock Christianity

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone Před měsícem +60

      CINOs

  • @beth12beth88
    @beth12beth88 Před měsícem +1062

    Beware of the false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves” (Matthew 7:15)

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +53

      Amen.

    • @JohnDoe-jh5yr
      @JohnDoe-jh5yr Před měsícem +38

      Easy to spot from a mile away

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi Před měsícem +87

      I feel like he would actively describe an antichrist. He pretty much goes against most of Christian teaching.

    • @ApoloniaJones1976
      @ApoloniaJones1976 Před měsícem +101

      Yeah, unfortunately, people who vote for Trump are ignoring every word Jesus ever said, so…

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Před měsícem +36

      Beware of all religion

  • @jamesavalos8809
    @jamesavalos8809 Před měsícem +27

    Thank you for bringing all these fear-mongers to light
    They're also warmongers
    And the haters of indigenous peoples all over the world

  • @zvikomushuku5890
    @zvikomushuku5890 Před 29 dny +6

    Keep Josh, he is a great addition to the team!

  • @robertstanford1778
    @robertstanford1778 Před měsícem +869

    Yeah blame the collapsing of a bridge hit by a 500,000 ton ship on the President that actually got an Infrastructure Bill passed into law.

    • @araucariapasquale1
      @araucariapasquale1 Před měsícem +2

      Okay, will do. Thanks!!

    • @Templar462
      @Templar462 Před měsícem +84

      @@araucariapasquale1 does it actually hurt to have that much cognitive dissonance? Just curious.

    • @araucariapasquale1
      @araucariapasquale1 Před měsícem +2

      @@Templar462 does it hurt to jump to conclusions this much? 😄

    • @arturorivera6173
      @arturorivera6173 Před měsícem

      Please leave your big words at home when talking to those cultist ignoramuses. Like, Trump, his voters only read at a third grade level.​@@Templar462

    • @haymaker710
      @haymaker710 Před měsícem +73

      If Godzilla attacked the bridge they blame the President

  • @jahbloomie
    @jahbloomie Před měsícem +544

    As I walked past the other cars in the parking lot on my way into my office every day, I used to pass a bumper sticker that read, "When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a bible." It's here, and it is.

    • @johndolan5076
      @johndolan5076 Před měsícem +10

      its like all the nice germans who walked through the parking lot everyday, and the saw volkswagens with swastika's and bumper stickers that said if you hear the word culture reach for your revolver

    • @dodgygoose3054
      @dodgygoose3054 Před měsícem +3

      100% ...

    • @marsneedstowels
      @marsneedstowels Před měsícem

      czcams.com/video/iY57ErBkFFE/video.html

    • @craigb8228
      @craigb8228 Před měsícem +5

      Said by Sinclair Lewis. Repeated by everyone.

    • @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505
      @dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505 Před měsícem

      Trump's elaborate comb over hides his 666 birthmark.

  • @patland1762
    @patland1762 Před měsícem +118

    “Thou shalt not commit adultery.” Read it Trump!

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před měsícem +2

      @@rolingston66 Exodus chapter 20 verse 14, NIV:
      "14 “You shall not commit adultery."
      Ironically those aren't the REAL 10 Commandments - see Exodus chapter 34 verses 10 - 26 for those, but the supposedly 10 Commandments that poorly educated Christians BELIEVE are the real ones are the preamble to a laundry list of dozens of commandments that the Israelites, Hebrews and Jews were supposed to keep.

    • @rolingston66
      @rolingston66 Před měsícem +2

      Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

    • @patland1762
      @patland1762 Před měsícem

      @@rolingston66 So Holier Than Thou how many families did you personally buy the food for and feed last Chistmas? Me, 250 families with my own money, multiple tons of food, delivered by 20+ members of my family, you ZERO!!! LOL what a Holier Than Thou clown.

    • @patland1762
      @patland1762 Před měsícem

      @@rolingston66 I have multiple not that it is any of your business. But Swine Holier Than Thou you are judged by your actions not your empty holier than thou words. Remember that and contribute to society instead of mocking it with your worthless words, or oinks more like.

    • @WWZenaDo
      @WWZenaDo Před měsícem +1

      @@rolingston66 OH! You mean human sacrifice.

  • @jonhamilton5789
    @jonhamilton5789 Před měsícem +24

    I see DeSantis is still practicing his smile, one day he’ll get the hang of it.

  • @nomore6167
    @nomore6167 Před měsícem +268

    That Florida law banning kids under 14 from having social media accounts is really going to solve all of the problems because kids definitely don't know how to select an earlier year from a drop-down selection box.

    • @chrisccc22
      @chrisccc22 Před měsícem +29

      LOL They know how to create sock accounts in grade one.

    • @tonypatters5090
      @tonypatters5090 Před měsícem +24

      Fascist can't let parents be parents

    • @MrJayKay11
      @MrJayKay11 Před měsícem +5

      complete bs

    • @lildunacres
      @lildunacres Před měsícem

      Yeah, I think kleppers take is wrong along with desantis.
      The only way to enforce (and not even then) is to make everyone prove their age... oh yeah, the new freedom

    • @oceanecastelnau9821
      @oceanecastelnau9821 Před měsícem

      This is not the role of government in a democracy. DeSantis is a fascist.

  • @babybijou969
    @babybijou969 Před měsícem +2966

    Trump’s Bible book contains everything Trump does *not* believe in… Christianity, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, Declaration of Independence and Pledge of Allegiance (Trump pledges allegiance to convicted insurrectionists)

    • @stevendchu
      @stevendchu Před měsícem +36

      Jesus: love your neighbour as yourself
      Trump: build a wall to keep your neighbours out and make them pay for it
      However, Trump did follow David's example of committing adultery and then trying to cover it up only to have it blow up in your face spectacularly

    • @paintedpony2935
      @paintedpony2935 Před měsícem +204

      And ... separation of church and state

    • @LT1869
      @LT1869 Před měsícem +90

      Why does everyone forget about the OTHER 17 Amendments, we have 27, not 10!

    • @dirtabd
      @dirtabd Před měsícem +115

      And the 2 Corinthians he thinks are 2 dudes. 😂

    • @kevinking2556
      @kevinking2556 Před měsícem +86

      Pledges allegiance to Russia

  • @jenniferwellman5311
    @jenniferwellman5311 Před měsícem +10

    I never thought that anyone could cheapen the Bible, but Donald Trump is managing to do that.🙄🙄🙄

  • @jacklily999
    @jacklily999 Před měsícem +6

    I love the nanna and Rock joke; and so great what you said about DeSantis. Love listening to Jordan K

  • @wolfcat1998
    @wolfcat1998 Před měsícem +271

    The fact that none of Trump's advisors pointed out that "bible salesman" is another way of saying "con artist" blows my mind.

    • @chassidyswann8951
      @chassidyswann8951 Před měsícem +18

      It literally doesn't matter to them 😂

    • @jaysteele1031
      @jaysteele1031 Před měsícem +13

      call them the snake-oil bible, t-ump grifting edition.

    • @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt
      @ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt Před měsícem +24

      It's become obvious that this dude is intentionally mocking his own supporters stupidity and gullibility.

    • @Forty2de
      @Forty2de Před měsícem +1

      @@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt I mean... at this point... I'm not saying it's okay, but...

    • @leolaurant2163
      @leolaurant2163 Před měsícem +3

      It's only a paper moon

  • @generalthunder5796
    @generalthunder5796 Před měsícem +166

    I read the title "GOP Reaction to Baltimore Bridge Collapse" and my first thought was "wonder how long it'll take them to somehow blame it on migrants."
    Turns out, not very long at all.

    • @TheIqram12
      @TheIqram12 Před měsícem +9

      Even better, its a matter of time they blamed DEI

    • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
      @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT Před měsícem

      A border wall with Mexico is not nearly enough protection. We need a barrier around every harbor and along the coastlines. Nothing gets in or out!

    • @mlggamer5296
      @mlggamer5296 Před měsícem +2

      I was waiting for them to blame it on the democrats.

    • @spencersnyder7042
      @spencersnyder7042 Před měsícem +6

      What’s worse is that I was pleasantly surprised they didn’t blame it on trans people.

    • @harvesterofeyes8813
      @harvesterofeyes8813 Před měsícem

      First video I saw the comment section was a siren call to all the paranoid bigots on yt

  • @MrMikeIppo
    @MrMikeIppo Před měsícem +10

    So happy to see Josh Johnson having more time. He is one of the best comics out there

  • @markgigiel2722
    @markgigiel2722 Před měsícem +198

    The GOP likes to say, let the parents decide what's best for their children, then they want to ban more things.

    • @msdeaver1
      @msdeaver1 Před měsícem +1

      I don't see what you're saying. When you're banning things ,adults have the ability to give children access. They're not banning adults they're banning kids. What you just said is giving parents the ability to Parent the way they choose to.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 Před měsícem

      @@msdeaver1 They said if you're under 14 you won't be able to use Tik-Tok, They are BANNING certain books from libraries etc. and it goes on and on. They want to BAN contraceptives next. Little by little they will have complete control. Maybe you aren't watching what's going on in MANY states.

    • @LyonsM
      @LyonsM Před měsícem +17

      @@msdeaver1oh, so kids don’t have rights?? I’m not talking about elementary students. I’m talking about middle and high school students. Don’t they have a right to read books in their libraries that parents may not agree with? These “bad books” have been in school libraries for decades and now all of a sudden they’re considered bad?? It’s all about control with you republicans. Did you turn out bad due to reading a book??

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Před měsícem +2

      Social media? Just take the computers out of the kids' bedrooms and put them somewhere you (the parents) can see what's going on.

    • @markgigiel2722
      @markgigiel2722 Před měsícem +4

      @@veramae4098 13 year olds have cell phones now and portable laptops too. Hardly anyone has a fixed computer in their bedroom anymore. They need to learn about the dangers and responsibilities of the internet and the real world. We can't ban stuff and shelter the kids, that doesn't work. Like abstinence. It doesn't work.

  • @brendasmart553
    @brendasmart553 Před měsícem +423

    When he says "...many, its my favorite book", he barely restrains his self from laughing, knowing he is lying.....

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay Před měsícem +16

      hey, it's my favourite book. the pages are soft and absorbent. i've kept a copy beside my johnson ever since the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of '20, just in case ...

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 Před měsícem +28

      He is lying. "Art of the Deal" is his favorite book. Although he didn't actually write it - a ghost writer did (nor has he read it in all probability).

    • @covertusername
      @covertusername Před měsícem +25

      It was almost as if he surprised even himself and just dug in for the rest of the pitch 😄

    • @brendasmart553
      @brendasmart553 Před měsícem +6

      @@covertusername Exactly, you worded it well.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers Před měsícem +11

      This is the only hope for the Republican agenda today. This guy.

  • @Reinvention2-qo2tw
    @Reinvention2-qo2tw Před měsícem +300

    Josh Johnson is a national treasure. ❤

  • @brunoteillard5799
    @brunoteillard5799 Před měsícem +3

    That’s “his favorite book”, makes perfect sense since he’s put his right hand on it so many times when at court.

  • @JerseyRepresenting
    @JerseyRepresenting Před měsícem +5

    I’ve never seen this guy, Josh Johnson before. Instant fan, dude is naturally funny, pulling young Hanks/Foxx energy, bet he wins an academy award in 20 years from now.

  • @Vynextus
    @Vynextus Před měsícem +204

    Josh constantly looking like he's about to break into tears in this segment is top tier comedy

    • @ji.s9434
      @ji.s9434 Před měsícem

      It is part of the acting. 😂.

    • @mcwjes
      @mcwjes Před měsícem

      Fantastic eye acting!

  • @user-xt3bi1co3t
    @user-xt3bi1co3t Před měsícem +792

    If Trump can't raise $175 million in 10 days.... The judge will probably just give him another 10 days to raise 95 million instead.

    • @conky221
      @conky221 Před měsícem

      Right?! That’s what I’ve learned after seeing his disgusting face every day everywhere!

    • @SlimKeith11
      @SlimKeith11 Před měsícem +96

      He already has it. The ruling is more indication of the two tier justice system-one for rich people, one for us.

    • @crosstudio
      @crosstudio Před měsícem +24

      @@SlimKeith11 its hilarious that you think he has it. he's broke and jared kushner won't give him the money from his $5b deal with the Saudi Prince.

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 Před měsícem +19

      @@crosstudioKushner doesn’t have any money left, he wasted it all; he doesn’t have any better business sense than his wife or her father does. They just inherit more money from people.

    • @kentesdall308
      @kentesdall308 Před měsícem +34

      They will get it down to $300.00 and a chunk of cloth from his mugshot suit.

  • @markthatcher9925
    @markthatcher9925 Před měsícem +18

    In 2007, I approached a college counselor to express my interest in switching from business to pursue a degree in civil engineering. They told me it was a bad idea because nobody was investing in infrastructure. They were right, and look where we are.

    • @darcy5761
      @darcy5761 Před 27 dny

      Many of our bridges are rated D or lower.

  • @scurvy135
    @scurvy135 Před měsícem +4

    Actually that Newsmax clip about the bridge being old was exactly right. I've personally been witness to a barge colliding with a bridge, that didn't full collapse like that one did. It's awful that a collision happened, but ailing and dilapidated structural integrity is absolutely a factor in this tragedy.

  • @bamaplanter5904
    @bamaplanter5904 Před měsícem +191

    Josh Johnson is a big part of the future of the Daily Show success. Keep him.

    • @untergehermuc
      @untergehermuc Před měsícem

      He wasn’t really funny.

    • @Tony8418
      @Tony8418 Před měsícem +7

      @@untergehermuc he’s growing into it. Have you seen any of his standup? He’s more of a long form storyteller. He’s just needs to learn to package it into these short segments. (I am a fan, and I’m rooting for him to make the best of this opportunity)…

    • @ashleymedina8895
      @ashleymedina8895 Před měsícem +5

      Agreed!!! 💯

    • @kindtimetraveler
      @kindtimetraveler Před měsícem +7

      I think he’s really funny. I’ve seen a few of his other DS segments, & they’re all funny. The one about how it’s hard times on “Sesame Street” killed me.

    • @TheIceMarker
      @TheIceMarker Před měsícem +6

      Fun fact, he's been a writer for the show since 2017!

  • @craighall2888
    @craighall2888 Před měsícem +233

    Thank you Jordan Klepper, for finding the humor in these trying times. And speaking the truth.

  • @MrKevinGardner
    @MrKevinGardner Před měsícem +2

    This man is finally given the proper platform. We NEED his voice!! I will listen to any of his videos. PLEASE keep him as a regular contributor.

  • @dena6254
    @dena6254 Před měsícem +8

    You’re the best, Jordan!! 🤣 😂 You’ve kept this 64 year old grandma sane! Thank you for what you do! We need to laugh or we’d cry all the time! 😅
    ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️

  • @sitara68
    @sitara68 Před měsícem +130

    This is what The Daily Show should be. Jordan Klepper and Josh Johnson. I haven't laughed this much in a while. This duo is a keeper.

    • @ashleymedina8895
      @ashleymedina8895 Před měsícem +6

      My thoughts exactly!

    • @kindtimetraveler
      @kindtimetraveler Před měsícem +6

      Absolutely.

    • @Syman404
      @Syman404 Před měsícem +11

      I'm open to the idea of Jordan and Desi at the desk, with Josh as the lead correspondent.

  • @chudmuffin0
    @chudmuffin0 Před měsícem +189

    josh johnson has been killing it in his segments

    • @beeilve
      @beeilve Před měsícem +2

      The material was great but his performance was weak.

    • @eastvandb
      @eastvandb Před měsícem +11

      @@beeilve
      Nah.

  • @danthegeetarman
    @danthegeetarman Před 28 dny +2

    We need Klepper full time along with Jon Stewart. Power combo!!!

  • @eddielew2292
    @eddielew2292 Před 17 dny

    Jordan Klepper is a national treasure. 👏👏👏❤️

  • @sammymarcy6029
    @sammymarcy6029 Před měsícem +1046

    You strengthen our infrastructure by passing a bill that most republicans voted against but take credit for when their state uses the money from it

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 Před měsícem

      Republicans are even more duplicitous than politicians already are by default.
      They're inherently bad people with no empathy for others. Absurdly disgusting.

    • @liberalshaveitallbackwards4667
      @liberalshaveitallbackwards4667 Před měsícem

      Nope

    • @plod985
      @plod985 Před měsícem +7

      @@liberalshaveitallbackwards4667a liberal that shaves it all backwards? That sounds painful.

    • @jefferson7097
      @jefferson7097 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@plod985 And misreading things and broadcasting it seems pretty consistent

    • @Omniverse0
      @Omniverse0 Před měsícem +6

      @@jefferson7097 They out themselves every time. Every time one learns what the "social" in Social Security means, they have to wear a helmet so they don't make a mess when their mind is blown.

  • @johnnyslc
    @johnnyslc Před měsícem +86

    Does anyone else feel like the permanent host should be Jordan? Seriously, he is excellent, and his comedic timing is incredible. Make the right decision Comedy Central!

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 Před měsícem +18

      I'm torn, because he IS great behind the desk, but his field work is top-notch. Nobody else comes close.

    • @btcberg3615
      @btcberg3615 Před měsícem

      ya someone who blames everything on trump how original at the sometime making light about the fact we are in a war with a nuclear super power.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 Před měsícem

      I could never do what he does at those tRump rallies. I'd be too angry.@@presentfuture7563

    • @AuditioningByHeart
      @AuditioningByHeart Před měsícem +5

      I say put Desi Lydic on the desk and put Jordan out in the field and have them both on every episode.

    • @privateburke1st
      @privateburke1st Před měsícem +3

      I'm torn between him and Desi. Jordan I think is ultra-polarizing but the classical fit. Desi has such a solid sarcastic delivery in tune with Stewart with just about the right break in scripted moments. Honestly, if the cast could agree with it, I think the rolling host works for the show. Granted, it's a salary, ego, and agent nightmare.
      Dulce's appearances in other media seems to indicate there is internal strife with Stewart's return. Even though it seems to be to set order again after Noah's chaotic leave.

  • @theophano
    @theophano Před měsícem +3

    “When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." -attributed to Sinclair Lewis. (1885-1951)

  • @leesagrrl
    @leesagrrl Před měsícem +4

    I think I disagree with Jordan about Florida's Social Media BS. I'm all-in with Josh.

  • @Weisguy
    @Weisguy Před měsícem +180

    Josh Johnson continues to level up and I’m here for it.

    • @chriskelly6559
      @chriskelly6559 Před měsícem +7

      👍👍👍

    • @Zaketh_
      @Zaketh_ Před měsícem +9

      The way I gasped when I heard his name. He’s hilarious and totally deserves more attention, great fit for the Daily Show too

    • @unbotheredmovement
      @unbotheredmovement Před měsícem +2

      Me too! ❤

    • @sleepnomore6065
      @sleepnomore6065 Před měsícem

      First time I ever found him funny

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 Před měsícem +84

    I hear Dump is selling it for $666

  • @ellenflaca
    @ellenflaca Před měsícem

    Love Jordan Klepper!

  • @jesheezy
    @jesheezy Před měsícem +2

    Amazing job Josh Johnson!!!

  • @Ziggyman-jx4vy
    @Ziggyman-jx4vy Před měsícem +136

    This is a blasphemy!!! This is even worse than those televangelists selling prayers on tv.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Před měsícem +14

      It's not worse - evil is also evil.

    • @IceWolfLoki
      @IceWolfLoki Před měsícem +11

      Not sure it as far as blasphemy, but sacrilegious probably covers it.

    • @JMichael-xc7uu
      @JMichael-xc7uu Před měsícem

      Plus it is taking advantage of the poor and uneducated

    • @tbecker97204
      @tbecker97204 Před měsícem +5

      And now, apparently, you can *HOLD* a collection of those "prayers" brought to you by none other than *Orange Jesus.*

    • @nola281
      @nola281 Před měsícem +1

      Even black metal artists are like wow don't go that far.

  • @irkallaLustre
    @irkallaLustre Před měsícem +114

    I am so happy for Josh Johnson my favorite new comedian since 2022 he is killing it on the daily show. Well deserved success, i hope he goes even farther .

    • @jenniferjohnson2712
      @jenniferjohnson2712 Před měsícem +3

      I love his stand-up, really wonderful to see him shine like this.

    • @bjdefilippo447
      @bjdefilippo447 Před měsícem +1

      Absolutely! I love seeing him on here, and he's probably the most prolific standup guy online.

  • @marciano5368
    @marciano5368 Před měsícem +1

    These people are insane... If the general public knew what I know, they'd be boycotting all these shipping companies... The state of some of these vessels would make you never wanna go on the water.
    Besides, these blackouts happen so often.

  • @IndomitableAde
    @IndomitableAde Před měsícem +3

    I have a sneaking suspicion that bridge would've collapsed even if it were brand new.

  • @SageRedowl-gt6kb
    @SageRedowl-gt6kb Před měsícem +347

    The MAN who's whole "PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY" claim is "I DIDN'T TAKE A OATH" to the Constitution!

    • @giao2380
      @giao2380 Před měsícem +10

      An* An* An oath. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @JohnWerner-te5zy
      @JohnWerner-te5zy Před měsícem +30

      But we saw Chief Justice Roberts administer the oath of office to you, Donald, on the steps of the Capitol and witnessed by "the largest crowd ever to attend a presidential inauguration".

    • @JeffShacter
      @JeffShacter Před měsícem

      Didn't take an oath to "support" the Constitution, according to the meaning-murderers.

    • @raghailligh1080
      @raghailligh1080 Před měsícem

      @@JohnWerner-te5zy An you think the orange shitesack listened?

    • @Michael_Lochlann
      @Michael_Lochlann Před měsícem

      hypocrisy is their brand at this point. we shouldn't be surprised.

  • @wiredforstereo
    @wiredforstereo Před měsícem +215

    I can think of no greater modern sign of idolatry than marrying a nation to the bible.

    • @AKHill-gj2uy
      @AKHill-gj2uy Před měsícem +5

      Cite the oath of allegiance ...

    • @tubaishansol
      @tubaishansol Před měsícem +1

      I know right?

    • @wiredforstereo
      @wiredforstereo Před měsícem

      @@AKHill-gj2uy No.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Před měsícem +3

      Well yes, but... there was that golden statue of The Defendant @ cpac.

    • @wiredforstereo
      @wiredforstereo Před měsícem

      @@LeafHuntress That was a lark. Evangelicals worship the Bible.

  • @LeslieKerr-jq4by
    @LeslieKerr-jq4by Před měsícem +3

    There is almost too much in this to comment on 🤯
    T**** with a Bible??
    This is truly fascism with a flag and a cross ❌🤞
    Klepper and Johnson help me smile during this political apocalypse.
    Thanks 👍

  • @patricksmith6150
    @patricksmith6150 Před 24 dny

    Josh Johnson was fantastic in this clip! I had never seen him before and he was great!

  • @henmaidstale
    @henmaidstale Před měsícem +62

    As a recovering Catholic, I can speak for my families and friends when I say, BLASPHEMY!!

  • @SonicCommenter
    @SonicCommenter Před měsícem +238

    We believe in Rights and Freedom,: Our rights and freedom to remove yours. The motto of Conservatives everywhere.

  • @mushroom_thrillers
    @mushroom_thrillers Před měsícem

    Love Josh Johnson!

  • @jolenepadro1155
    @jolenepadro1155 Před 15 dny

    I love when Klepper leads the show. Also really loving Johnson on the show!

  • @albertthompson9523
    @albertthompson9523 Před měsícem +141

    LITERALLY against everything the founding fathers stood for!

    • @Wolf-vc4wj
      @Wolf-vc4wj Před měsícem

      Yes but everything Trump's cult stands for. And that's all that matters to them.
      They should read Revelations. Where the antichrist shows up and they all start following him and wear his mark on their foreheads.
      Cough cough MAGA hats and and all the hate.
      There's certainly no love like evangelical hate.

    • @bobbuilder3687
      @bobbuilder3687 Před měsícem

      Awwwe soy boy has hurty feelings.LOSER.
      TRUMP 2024 🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @weareallbornmad410
      @weareallbornmad410 Před měsícem +3

      Really? Are you sure you have the accurate list of what they stood for? Is slavery on your copy?

    • @EmmaYaBasta
      @EmmaYaBasta Před měsícem +2

      Not entirely. I mean...the settler colonialism, racism, bigotry, pro-genocide and pro-slavery misogyny, etc. etc. etc.

    • @88walka
      @88walka Před měsícem

      @@weareallbornmad410yeah when it comes to this topic with the Bible…he is right you want a list? How bout a single part of the first amendment of the bill of rights..specifically the establishment clause on religion lets you know our country’s/government has complete neutrality and that is clearly stated..and favoring any religious values is a blatant disrespect and disregard to our country’s founding document..also just a little fun fact the majority of the founding fathers where deism not Christian.

  • @andrewstevenson118
    @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +161

    Please don't compare Trump to Satan. Satan can quote Scripture... 🤪

    • @Slopmaster
      @Slopmaster Před měsícem +11

      And Satan is charming.

    • @morbidmanmusic
      @morbidmanmusic Před měsícem +3

      Satan isn't real.. so now what?

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +7

      @@morbidmanmusic Yes, that was my exact point. Sigh...

    • @2b16p
      @2b16p Před měsícem +6

      😆 true, just look at the temptation story in the gospel of Matthew

    • @andrewstevenson118
      @andrewstevenson118 Před měsícem +2

      @@2b16p Exactly. 🙂

  • @joec.1749
    @joec.1749 Před měsícem +3

    I once read that Harry Truman rejected an offer by Cola Cola to have his name on a bottle. He said no because “He didn’t want to cheaper the Presidency.”
    That’s how’s Presidents are supposed to be. Presidential

  • @Hadenufyet
    @Hadenufyet Před měsícem

    ❤ Jordan!

  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman Před měsícem +47

    Josh Johnson was really funny tonight. His delivery is 🎯

  • @jmae8957
    @jmae8957 Před měsícem +99

    Love Jordan Kleeper. How he keeps his cool when talking to trump supportes is amazing. I couldn't do it.

    • @jeanbeans7926
      @jeanbeans7926 Před měsícem +2

      Nor I, my friend

    • @roberthaworth8991
      @roberthaworth8991 Před měsícem +2

      They make sure the cord on the mic they give him is very, very short.

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Před měsícem +2

      Me too he is hilarious!! Trumpers can’t even tell they are being insulted.

    • @heavysnow8616
      @heavysnow8616 Před měsícem +1

      Im with you my man. TRU.PTY DU.PTY TO JAIL!

    • @user-dy2wm4bg1w
      @user-dy2wm4bg1w Před 29 dny

      Me too love Klepper!

  • @RubyOutdoors
    @RubyOutdoors Před měsícem

    More Josh Johnson!

  • @scratwichman
    @scratwichman Před 29 dny +1

    F-ing loving Josh!

  • @Smoothy4doctor26
    @Smoothy4doctor26 Před měsícem +62

    Are you 14 years or older?
    12 year old: YES

    • @kneau
      @kneau Před měsícem +1

      That's partially the point. The ban would put parents in the position of liability.

    • @MrBrock314
      @MrBrock314 Před měsícem

      That would work for about 10 seconds until that 12-year old told somebody else they were on social media and BAM, now you're off. Plus, it wouldn't be that hard for social media companies to use census data and determine the public's age if they wanted to.
      Heck, with most Facebook accounts, I could find out the age of about everyone within 6 degrees of separation of me. It'd be even easier for a social media company to do that. That doesn't even include language level analysis, requiring documentation to start a social media account, etc that should also occur.
      Just because social media is run irresponsibly by a bunch of millionaires doesn't mean it couldn't actually be run properly to prevent problems if they cared.

    • @paulgibbon5991
      @paulgibbon5991 Před měsícem

      @@MrBrock314 Key words, "if they want to".

    • @ewokwarrior2656
      @ewokwarrior2656 Před měsícem +1

      What happened to all that "no nanny state" Republican BS?

  • @101xcfanatic
    @101xcfanatic Před měsícem +261

    I love that Josh Johnson has made it as a correspondent on The Daily Show, easily one of my favorite comedians today!

    • @wcarthurii
      @wcarthurii Před měsícem +23

      He's finding his groove. Killer deliveries. Today's bit had me dying.

    • @LeafHuntress
      @LeafHuntress Před měsícem +17

      Oh my goodness, i love him, i'm in actual tears here. Get all the children on SM to protect -Jos- other people.

    • @matthewcaldwell8100
      @matthewcaldwell8100 Před měsícem +9

      He's so underrated

    • @CaptainMcBallz
      @CaptainMcBallz Před měsícem

      Hasn't he been on the show for years

    • @101xcfanatic
      @101xcfanatic Před měsícem +3

      @@CaptainMcBallz I've only seen him twice at this point, but to be fair I don't watch via cable anymore soooo idk 🤷‍♂️

  • @Crys2l
    @Crys2l Před měsícem

    Great job Josh

  • @thomashaney4175
    @thomashaney4175 Před měsícem

    Jordan awesome. Josh is funny and smart. Best of luck boys.

  • @treyshipman3153
    @treyshipman3153 Před měsícem +41

    Trying to pass a bill to allow kids to work at 14, at the same time passing a bill saying they’re too young to be on social media is comical to me.

    • @dmcdan1004
      @dmcdan1004 Před 28 dny +3

      And at 14 are plenty old enough to have a baby too. Madness!

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 Před 19 dny +1

      ​@dmcdan1004 Well they're going to need all the spare time they can get when to raise that kid.

  • @donaldwhittaker7987
    @donaldwhittaker7987 Před měsícem +124

    Can America become any more demented? Never in my wildest dreams did I ever contemplate this degree of madness afflicting any nation.

    • @BT-kv8bj
      @BT-kv8bj Před měsícem +1

      😂

    • @SeanPat1001
      @SeanPat1001 Před měsícem

      Are you saying Trump is America?

    • @88walka
      @88walka Před měsícem +3

      @@SeanPat1001I think he’s saying trump as a leader running the country type of thing..similar to that fiery Italian who was a leader within the early 20th century.

    • @SeanPat1001
      @SeanPat1001 Před měsícem +2

      @@88walka I asked that because Trump often claims attacks on his actions are attacks on America.

    • @odinson6348
      @odinson6348 Před měsícem

      ... Challenge accepted.

  • @nmbinder10
    @nmbinder10 Před měsícem

    Go Josh 🎉

  • @angelagiammarino1248
    @angelagiammarino1248 Před 29 dny

    Love Jordan!!

  • @johnmabe3496
    @johnmabe3496 Před měsícem +258

    Really nailed that separation of church and state.

    • @larrytempleton2905
      @larrytempleton2905 Před měsícem +4

      That's exactly what I thought

    • @TheAureliac
      @TheAureliac Před měsícem +7

      I wonder if his version of the Constitution says presidents have total immunity for everything they do.

    • @TimoRutanen
      @TimoRutanen Před měsícem

      At least they're on different pages! ..right?

    • @jefflittle8913
      @jefflittle8913 Před měsícem +3

      Yeah, that's what the Declaration of Independence is for! Duh!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen Před měsícem +3

      Nailed it to a cross.

  • @jerrynoble2757
    @jerrynoble2757 Před měsícem +202

    “When fascism comes to America it will be draped in a flag and carrying a bible. “ a quote attributed author Sinclair Lewis. Well it’s here.

    • @MacLaw3084
      @MacLaw3084 Před měsícem +7

      That’s actually not a Sinclair Lewis quote. It was James Waterman Wise, I believe.

    • @beachhunting69
      @beachhunting69 Před měsícem +12

      @@MacLaw3084 Whoever said it, the fact that it's actually happening is scary.

    • @Hila2205
      @Hila2205 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@MacLaw3084 it's not. James Waterman Wise said that fascism will be "wrapped up in the American flag and heralded as a plea for liberty and the preservation of the constitution". He never mentioned any bible.

    • @ellenfarley1233
      @ellenfarley1233 Před měsícem +1

      I believe Barry Goldwater borrowed this phrase back in the day. He paraphrased it to be, "When fascism comes to American it will be draped in the flag and carrying a cross." I paraphrase.

  • @MrGwen62
    @MrGwen62 Před měsícem

    Awesome wow how wonderful

  • @shore9389
    @shore9389 Před měsícem

    Let’s go Joshhhhhh

  • @Wordavee1
    @Wordavee1 Před měsícem +92

    As soon as l heard about the Baltimore bridge, l commented that the GOP would find some way to blame it on Biden!!

    • @larrymunn5279
      @larrymunn5279 Před měsícem +16

      Well it made me raise my eyebrows. Maybe I'm getting old but, I fully expected it to be Obama's fault. I mean, everything else is. lol

    • @Wordavee1
      @Wordavee1 Před měsícem +18

      @@larrymunn5279
      I heard that Obama was steering, and Biden said "Go to the left!!!"

    • @kentesdall308
      @kentesdall308 Před měsícem +9

      I will bet that Space Lasers had a lot to do with the bridge collapse.

    • @scottthewaterwarrior
      @scottthewaterwarrior Před měsícem +8

      ​@@kentesdall308It's because the ship's crew was vaccinated

    • @rigginhelga5622
      @rigginhelga5622 Před měsícem +5

      All of these comments are funny af 🫢😆😂🤣😂🤣😉

  • @dougcronkhite2113
    @dougcronkhite2113 Před měsícem +41

    He almost couldn't stop himself from laughing when he said it was his favorite book.

  • @sashamishin3386
    @sashamishin3386 Před měsícem

    Love this show

  • @darrenmarshall8278
    @darrenmarshall8278 Před měsícem +1

    brilliant humor! this is an awesome show thank you !

  • @vullnetdyla
    @vullnetdyla Před měsícem +51

    Yo, Klepper and Josh Johnson killed it! Big fan of Klepper hosting this permanently, and Johnson is an excellent addition to the team.

  • @levibennett5166
    @levibennett5166 Před měsícem +92

    More Josh Johnson please

  • @arandomguy3266
    @arandomguy3266 Před měsícem +1

    This new cast is killing it.

  • @patientzero5685
    @patientzero5685 Před 17 dny

    Along with the social media banning, parents should face fines.

  • @nafisa.t13
    @nafisa.t13 Před měsícem +46

    Josh has some serious talent, man. Very few of the correspondents manage to actually make me laugh, and Josh has GOT it.

  • @JoandArc5005
    @JoandArc5005 Před měsícem +204

    Jordan is uniquely perceptive. His angle with people is just *mwah* so wonderful

  • @maryanngoins4289
    @maryanngoins4289 Před měsícem +1

    Josh Johnson is fabulous 👏👏

  • @TaraAtPlay
    @TaraAtPlay Před měsícem

    Love Jordan and awesome addition of Josh Johnson to the cast!

  • @margorgogo
    @margorgogo Před měsícem +132

    So happy Josh Johnson is part of The Daily Show!

  • @jeremyspensieve
    @jeremyspensieve Před měsícem +28

    Josh Johnson is a keeper. I'd like to see more of him on the show

  • @PaxPixie7
    @PaxPixie7 Před měsícem +1

    Love Klepper!

  • @dudenugget
    @dudenugget Před měsícem

    great segment!